In 2021 DC published a comic where Superman's mom fucked Lobo.
This is NOT ok, and frankly i am unamused.
This is great and I am very amused.
Whats funny was that Jor-El was cool with it because he was sending her to distract Lobo.
>>143319307Go on.
>>143319627That's it.
>>143319307how is she talking while kissing him?
>>143319307This why my HERO is Batman.
>>143319307I fucked your Mom bastitch!
>>143319674taking breaths between
>>143319724Hot.
>>143319674
>>143319307There's so much cuking going on in the Superman stories.
>>143319976Capeshit...capeshit never changes.
>>143319307>In 2021 DC published a comic where SupermanFan fiction
>>143320002What comic is this on?
>>143319578And she loved it. We need a series where Lara becomes Lobo's ride-or-die chick.
>>143319717the best thing is that it's canon
>>143319307And It Was Everything
>>143319578Cuck-El
>>143321215>Black Label>Canon
>Reading capeshit in 2024Sad!
I love this comic it's so fucking stupid. It's great. Lara seems so happy with him I suspect she enjoyed that "undercover" work more than she let on.
>>143321259Geoff Johns said it is. He’s said other Black Label stories can be canon too
>>143319307>Non canon Nice try
>>143321299We could take Geoff John's word or we can think for ourselves.
>>143321315It is canon though? Denying reality doesn’t change reality, fag.
>>143321327There’s nothing in the story that contradicts canon. Superman’s mom is resurrected by cosmic god, she sucks Lobo’s dick and swallows Lobo’s cum, she dies again, the status quo is restored. Proceed next adventure.The only “thinking” you’re doing is seething and denying.
>>143321341The next time Lobo’s pounding Clark’s face to a pulp he should remind him how much his Mom liked getting pounded by him too
>>143321341>It's canon because...BECAUSE IT JUDT IS OKAY!!!!Your cuck fantasies will never be anything other that coomer head canon, dropped like a hot potato for the next run.
>>143321378Stop responding to bait from idiots.
>>143321378Please relearn what “headcanon” is you crying child. It’s canon because its a comic story that was in the mainline comics and ongoing storyline published by DC. Too bad so sad.
>>143321315>>143321341It's not canon but more importantly it's mediocre. It's a mediocre comic by Tim Seely who wants people to see him as the next grant morrison so instead of just showing us an uncensored Lobo vs Superman teamup we got a clunky ane unclear spacetime switch that was actually pretty boring to read.
>>143321397>its a comic storyPeople read DC and Marvel? That’s retarded. They don’t exist outside the internet.
>>143321356There's actually nothing in the comic to suggest it could be canon because this is Tin Seely so he's using a Pre-crisis Zod and a bastardization of Mark Waid's krypton histography from Man of Steel mini
Seeley is gonna introduce Superman's half-sibling by Lobo eventually just you wait
>>143321449That would imply Seely is capable of meeting reader's expectations and he isn't.
>>143321399>>143321447It is canon though>he used the pre-crisis design and changed krypton’s histographySo you mean every Zod/Krypton appearance ever?
>>143321242The Apple doesn’t fall far from the Tree
>>143321480No I'm pretty sure Tim Seely was using the least popular Zod in this story. In fact it was the Zod that never lived on Krypton but feel free to try and prove me wrong.
>>143319307Sometimes, I feel Thor would be a better character to follow and aspire to be, fucking guy is as manly and even more a womanizer than Lobo. Superman will just let you down.
>>143321520Now you’re just making shit up. The zod in the story was from krypton
>>143321399This.
>>143321536No anon I'm nit making things up, the Zod Tim Seely was using was the Zod design from the 70s that was actually a brainwash soviet with kryptonian power.But feel free to try and prove me wrong.
>>143321531He’s not tho, since Thor’s a pampered little fag whose never known any hardship or hard work in his life, and even a cuck like Superman beat Thor up like a sissy and made him cry. A real man like Lobo would beat Thor toothless then fuck both of Thor’s mothers while Thor cries like a piggy and begs daddy ofin to give him more odinforce
>>143321558Yes I know he was using the DESIGN.But the character in the damn story was from krypton. Movie designs are coopted for comics everywhere, it’s called synergy. Try reading scarecrow in anything after nolanverse
>>143321570>whose never known any hardship or hard work in his lifeNow I know you haven't read thor.
>>143321540Like three issues of a comic called Lovo vs Superman and 2 of the 3 issues had them stuck on separate planets.And the flow between each issue was terrible too like Seely forget entire portions of the story between them? Just a terrible showing all around with the art not even being up to the artist usual standard.
>>143321399>It's a mediocre comic by Tim Seelynot just tim seely, he also brought along some female "comedian" to cowrite it in hopes of getting laid.
>>143321608I have, that’s how I know he’s a bland empty mary sue only manchildren self-insert as.
>>143321623Hell Sarah Beattie might've actually written a better story by herself then with Seely co-writing with her.
>>143321587Zod in this story didn't look anything like Zod from the snyder Movies, I'm not talking about the movie designs.
>>143321625At least Thor didn't get his mom plowed by a scumbag alien bounty hunter. DC would never let Batman get this shit happening to Martha Wayne.
>>143321623But he's married and has a kid
>>143321625>bland empty mary sue only manchildrenThat literally Superman to a tee.
>>143321746And?
>>143321742>let Batman get this shit happeningDamn, thorcuck are such low iq brainlets…No wonder they self-insert as a boring mary sue with no character.
Seeley is one of few writers in US comics who is unabashedly into sleezy smut, fanservice and stuff twitter thinks is "problematic". I fucking hate that that /co/ has become so redditized they think he's bad when he's one of few keeping the spirit of old comics alive.
Superman’s mom canonically kissed him on the cheek when they reunited then picked some of Lobo’s greasy pubes out her teeth
>another bait circle jerk thread
>>143321376>I fucked Martha
This is why BatCHAD is the coolest
>>143321780I'm not gonna praise a mediocre comic that couldn't even hang dong just because you want to be friends with Tim Seely.
isn't this just a silver age story?
Is Lobo gonna make a harem of Lara and Martha Wayne?
>>143321825The Batman who Laughs most likely raped Martha Kent to death and made Pa Kent watch him pleasing her better than he ever could before she dies
>>143321866That's no excuse for mediocrity.
>>143321894>headcanon vs an actually published comicNice try
>>143321799>>143321877Non canon
>>143322021Thr Batman who Laughs canonically tortured everyone in the DC universe to death one by one. It only makes sense when he killed Pa and Ma Kent he did it in the most horrible way possible and raped her
>>143322040This comic is canon tho, so yes canon
>>143321765>they self-insert as a boring mary sue with no character.Sounds like Lobo which is why his fans love him. He basically insults capeshit with edge and lowbrow humor. Thank got this scene was reckoned as non canon
>>143322048>It only makes sense when he killed Pa and Ma Kent he did it in the most horrible way possible and raped herFanfic inspired in a comic is still fanfic.I can do it too: What if he raped him and made her watch?
>>143322065But not in-continuity.Though feel free to try and prove this title actually is.
>>143322078It wasn’t tho, this scene is canon
>>143322065Sure Geoff, it's canon. In your wicked fucked head.
>>143322078>a boring mary sueYou never read any Lobo comics, have you?He's protrayed as a stupid loser all the time.
>>143322113Nah. It's not popular enough and undersold and didn't even finish so it's non canon.
DC doesn't even have canon anymore. This is as canon as any other title and could be referenced at any time. There's no hard rule they have against it
>>143322118>he's protrayed as a stupid loser all the time>Beats and kills superheroes on the reg and non canonical fucks superman mom. Yeah he's not a Mary sue.
>>143322136>This is as canon as any other title and could be referenced at any time.It's black label, I doubt it.
>>143322136See>>143322130It's too mediocre to be bothered to be referenced.
>>143322160Canonically, cope
>>143322160>>Beats and kills superheroes on the regReally? What would be some of those regular examples? There must be plenty from what you say, let's see them.
>>143321290she holding on that cigar in any more panels? o.OFor science
>>143322612Just the page in OP I think.
>>143322183as if that's ever stopped them before
>>143321742>>143321765>>143321625You think Superman would be impressed seeing you talk like this?
Is this porn?
So in addition to being an immortal badass biker dude who basically never loses, Lobo also had sex with Superman's hot mom, Lara?This feels like some serious self insertion.
>>143319307DC was still doing anti-Superman shit because of the fans reaction to BendisIt’s why Jon turned gay and we got that Superman gets raped in prison storyEditors were just mad that everyone hated Bendis’s run
>>143319307... Okay? And? I get the feeling you want me to be offended by this, but I'm not seeing how it's at all objectionable. What, a gal can't get a piece when she wants it? Fuck you.
>>143321531>Sometimes, I feel Thor would be a better character to follow and aspire to beDid he ever get his balls back after the Jane Thor era?
>>143319307why are you seething about it three years later
>>143324181>What, a gal can't get a piece when she wants it?She's married.
>>143324634Yeah, to Jor-El. Again, I don't remotely blame her. Lara needed some action, and by god she got some.
>>143321290Wow, they really did just write Superman’s dad as a full on cuck, that’s pretty sad
>>143324100I’d be pissed to if I just dumped half a million on a well past his prime writer to come in and do what he does best, fuck over everyone else’s stories
>>143325080This is my guess of what happenedthere is no other reason that the editors allowed stories that actively pissed off their readership
>>143319307issue?
