Season 2 in a few hours.
No female nudity, no watch
is it a binge release?
Stuff confirmed by online reviews:>Velma's rival this season is the daughter of one of the Hex Girls>Scrappy-Doo or some other controversial Scooby Doo character plays a role in the ending>>143343333Yes.
>>143343308I didn’t watch the first season, why should I care about the second?
>>143343350>>Scrappy-Doo or some other controversial Scooby Doo character plays a role in the endingOnly other I can think of is Flim Flam
literally no one is watching this. S2 was just a controversial pickup due to the interest in season 1 solely based on everyone watching it and saying they hated it. At this point, no one gives a shit anymore including the people that boosted interest in it in the first place which were the haters.
I want to see a Neptunes cameo.
>>143343319Yeah something tells me there's gonna be less sexualized teens and that's literally the only thing holding my focus here.
>>143343319The first one had Daphne's naked ass at least
>>143343417I'm watching so looks like you're wrong.
>>143343417Not even a pickup, showrunners can't build production teams if studios won't commit to 2 seasons minimum from the beginning.
>>143343308Are they replacing the negro character for the classic white this season?
>>143343438
>>143343465>season 2 is just the regular characters with zero explanation>it just plays out like a normal scooby doo show from that point onwardswould be the funniest fucking thing ever created
>>143343308Seeing you excited for this shit is actually making me feel sick. I need you to stop breathing for the rest of your short life.
>>143343530>gets mad at people for liking an unfunny show>posts unfunny comic in picrel
>>143343308Hopefully Fred gets some decent screentime.
>>143343350I don't see them doing Scrappy without Scooby first.
I read some of the reviews and the general consensus seems to be that it's better than Season 1, although not by much
>>143343530This. OP and the rest of you low standards having faggots all need to commit self delete right now.
Man am I glad I never wasted a second of my life watching the actual show. Just the few clips I saw were enough to make me want to vaporize both coastal ends of the United States.
>>143343308
>>143343530>Up, shut the fuck.What did she mean by that?
velma night mothefucker
Ahh, can’t wait for the anti-velmoid seethe!
It's out
Post cute Fred screenshots from the new season!
>guy I was leeching off lost Max subscription>can't watch velma tonightnot too broken up because I never watched anything else on Max
You people can't possibly be serious. I am going to be generous and assume OP is a marketer because I refuse to believe anyone on this board would possibly be excited for this after how shit the last season turned out to be.
>pro-Velma
>>143345635vs.>how anti-velmoids look like
Oh yeah I have Max for free and barely a minute in it starts.
>>143343490Nice butt
>>143343308Time to hatewatch
>>143343308Is this show the Teen Titans Go of Scooby Doo or is that an awfully shitty comparison, am I missing something? I still haven't seen it.
>>143345809It is the "Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon" of Scooby-Doo, but with less nudity
>>143345439>More white people bad jokes Same as the last season then
>>143345439>all episodes dumped at once this timeVelma confirmed kill.
>>143345439>>143345877>Some of the characters are notably raceswapped.In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Mindy Kaling explains that "the essence of Velma is not necessarily tied to her whiteness. And I identify so much as her character, and I think so many people do, so it's like, yeah, let's make her Indian in this series."
Guess who
>>143345909>I identify so much as her character
>>143345909Does she identify with Velma? Or does project onto Velma?
>>143345809>>143345821this is a new low i'm afraid. You can only compare it with itself. Generations will look back and try to figure out what went so fucking wrong.
>>143345029You can hate watch it. Just not on HBO. Don't give them the money.
>>143345926Are those ugly sons of bitches supposed to be the hex girls? What the fuck happened? The one in the middle looks like a heroine addict.
>>143343319Fpbp
Any torrent or mega links?
>>143345941Obviously the latter.Curious how much money they've thrown in the dumpster with these messes.
>>143345889One can hope
>>143345909
>>143344678Scooby will nevwr appear, Mindy said in the contract with WB she isnt allowed to use Scooby doo because of brand damage it can cause
>>143345926Hex girls...
>>143345926Damn she hit a brick wall and the other 2?
>>143346490In a way that was wise. Still not sure how the second season got green lit unless most of the contract was already done by the time they realized what a shitshow they had paid for.I don't think anyone even associates this show with Scooby Doo in the slightest, it's practically a separate IP altogether in so many ways.
>>143346562Shows are often given two seasons from the get go then they announce the season after to pretend it did well
>>143346562The reason why season 2 is always announced is simple. Animation takes forever and they've already done a lot of work on season 2 while season 1 is just announced. We will not be seeing a season 3 though that's for sure.
>>143343432ME AND MY FRIENDS GET NO RESPECT
Any toilet scenes?
>ending of Season 2 confirms there's a third season comingSee you again next year, anons
>>143345566>Girl Hank Venture
>>143346752As if shows with cliffhangers can't get canceled, come on now.
The lack of screenshots in this thread just goes to show how unremarkable this season was
>>143346636What does scooby Doo, that we neglect?
>>143346085Use bt4gprx
RUH ROH RAGGYRETARD
Looking forward to this. Sad to see it get no hate fare this season guess there won't be a season 3. Gonna binge watch it tomorrow.
>>143347327Hate watching is stupid I’m just ignoring this dumpster fire and you should too stupid.
>>143345909>I relate to her so much>That's why I decided to make her look like me, too.Isn't that a little narcissistic? If I relate to Numbuh Five, can I make her white? Being black isn't quintessential to her character, either.
>>143346036>>143346510She's supossed to be from the Teen Angels as in the ones from Captain Caveman, just liek the Jellystone's versions they look ugly as sin
That anon was right, they toned the show down, now instead of being shitty it is shitty and boring
Who fucking cares>that one shill desperately trying to pretend Scooby fans will like itYou're barking up the wrong tree.
An adult Sooby-Doo show could be great, but this fucked up real bad
>>143345941>>143345909I know you anons are kids but this is what's referred to in the industry as "bullshit" and people are forced to spew it 24/7 on productionsThe show was clearly a live-action CW parody before scooby doo was slapped onto it.
>Serial killer removing the dicks from the corpses of it's victims So hilarious and mature
>>143343530Based psycho
I'm watching rn, it's kinda a fun cringe and->Hex Girls being a washed up Evanescence-esque band from the 90s and Thorne's daughter being a main character>Thorne getting a cameo as a jab at how a lot of those punk and goth artists actually tend to look when they grow upThat was... I can't even tell if I'm mad. It's a good joke but it feels distasteful while Thorne's daughter is clearly just zoomer thorne
>>143347658Silence shill
Velma S2>aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9FWlpYZ0JJUSM2NnRCZ2pCS0dhTGlsVktTVVVOZkFn
>>143347658It's weird to take shots at some of the most popular one off Scooby Doo characters, even if the joke makes sense and reflects reality.
>hardyboys do gooder that is never at any point associated with being wealthy. frequently parodied as naive and a bit slow on the uptake.>metrosexual prep bully with mommy issuesMost of the other characters as obnoxious as they are kind of make sense for what the show is but how the fuck do they justify fred? They took an utterly inoffensive vanilla character and made him into a completely unrelated villain archetype.
>>143347662No anon, the joke is bad. And when I say zoomer thorne. I mean ZOOMER thorne. Haircut, fashion style. Et cetera.Also, Scooby Snacks are just edibles Shaggy uses to cope with PTSD
>>143345926Oh FUCK what did they do to the Hex Girls?!
>>143347687Oh wait for it anon, he's Catholic now in season 2. I.... think they're making fun of Ed Warren but it doesn't work because they're not doing anything that references him.
>>143347672It's a pathetic attempt to pretend they have reverence for the source material and try to bait scooby fans into watching. It won't work.>>143347693Nobody cares manYou have fun watching and shilling this garbage but don't bother letting us know details unless they are truly hilariously bad.
>>143347687Anon none of the characters were conceived as Scooby characters. They're generic character archetypes from shows like 10 reasons why
>>143347672Okay, let me clarify, it's a good joke, but it's not much of a joke. It's literally>I'm Thorne! I was in a band back in the day but I wanna settle down. This is my daughter Amber whose the actual character who stands in for me.
>>143347707Made them real and aged them. Something normal for women Chud.
>>143347720Honestly anon. I think this is gonna be like the first one where I didn't make it past episode 2 because, that's just it. There's nothing hilariously bad about it. Just regular bad, there's some "funny cringe" dialogue but not enough to carry it.
>>143347755Okay, another cringe moment.Episode 2 beginning. Velma says "people even copy my style" at which point a more traditional Velma and Daphne walk by the screen. Not just that they're both white but they also have more accurate clothes to the original. The Velma and Daphne of the show shoot them a look
>>143347772>They actually put in a "not in a million years" shitpostThe absolute laziest writing imaginable When you find yourself copying fucking Tameem Antionades it's time to hang up the Pen
Is the show supposed to be an origin of sorts, but it's set in the future of the past show's timeline?
>>143347795There are a lot of those "how are you making this not funny?" moments>Crystal Cove has an annual tradition where they oil all the creaky doors just enough to make them a spooky creak because it's a tourist attractionAlright, good start, funny>Immediately just relegates the whole thing to "Daphne is sad because your oiling partner has a romantic superstition around it and she REALLY wants to be with Velma who doesn't believe in superstition and is trying to pair with someone she thinks has clues."
>>143343437You ain't getting it this time
>>143345439>Bing dump formatIt's going to be even more forgettable. >>143345926Guess who was the other show.
>>143345926This has gone beyond bad. This is a deliberate personal attack.
Why do you guys keep giving bad content engagement? 3 different threads for this is actually sad.
>>143347658I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT THE FUCK BACK!Thorne's daughter is into manifesting and other zoom zoom occult shit. At first it was funny because she (or, rather they) stops in the middle of the road to start manifesting and gets hit by a car. Then the show immediately fucking shows the manifesting works then Amber the non-binary zoomer Thorne starts to teach Daphne how to manifest.
>>143347903Seriously people need to learn.>https://youtu.be/SlKao_Pox5A?feature=shared
>>143347903Mad and horny. And threads discussing other topics don't get attention.
>>143347903You all are watching DTVA and MCU slop and this is the show you are complaining about? Fuck off
>>143345356This is what amounts to trolling these days?
>>143347949Sorry but you know nothing about me anon so kindly take that generalization and shove it.
>>143347795Dmc was a good game but people couldn't handle having an actual adult as a mc instead of a wacky wahoo pizza manchild mc
>>143347903There's a fair chance some of the posts are shilling to try to get hatewatching numbers up.Don't know if there's much else to it though, series seems to be universally hated so not much point, I think.Well, not sure how the companies make money from some of these shows as it is.
>>143347949>Oh you don't like thing? That means you HAVE to like OTHER THING that's also not good!Retard
Tameem, go to bed already.
>>143343530
>>143347795They did it again. Original Shaggy's image pops up on a litmus strip when Norville fakes a positive result on a urine test for marijuana
>>143343530What's the matter anon? You don't like NEW CONTENT? It's NEW and CONTENT so GET EXCITED for NEW CONTENT!!!! Quality? Who cares? It's NEW CONTENT! We'll spit in your fucking face and call you an asshole and turn to the screen and tell you word for word that we hate our audience, but it's NEW CONTENT! Don't miss out on the NEW CONTENT so you can stay HIP and WITH IT because it's NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
>>143343308Any nudity this season?
>>143345926Remember, they profit from this
>>143348054Cope. It was a good game sorry it treated Dante seriously and didn't have him moonwalking
Dance for me, Ninja Theory shill. Dance like a monkey.It's probably a lot more entertainment than this shitty show.
I'm Velma, but you can call me Velma exterminador de demonios!
>>143343308If you guys are hate watch this at least do it on 123movies or some shit
>>143343374You shouldn't because realistically the onky thing keeping it going is the hatedom.
>>143348225It's better than 3 out of 5 of the main dmc games
>>143343530They hated him because he told them the truth
>>143345926
So who does Velma end up with? Daphne? Shaggy? Alone because she's awful?
Tameem, this is getting desperate.Ninja Theory never once made a worthwhile game in their entire existence.
>>143348327She gets this guy after she's banished from existence.
>>143346006This.As long as you sail the high seas, your A-OK
Dmc2 was the best in the series, people are just autists about health bars.
>>143348332And yet its still better than over half of the main games
>>143345356Brown Velma is so sexy and stacked...
>>143348361DMC2 IS BAEST IN GAEM DANTI GO SCHUT PLZ PLAE DMCTOOOOOOOO
>>143348361This but unironically. It and 4 are the only ones better than DmC
>>143345439>all episodes released at onceLol
>>143348384Filtered
>>143348398BOOTY PLS PLAE DMC2
>>143346780>As if shows with cliffhangers can't get canceled, come on now.This got more attention than Clone High 2
>>143348332Their games are good, actually. DMC fans are just autists.
It's been over 10 years, Ninja Theory shills. Let go.I'm sorry you had to waste your childhood on Tameem's awful trash, but you don't have to lie.
>thread devolves from shitting on Velma to artists arguing over which shit game is worse
>>143348020DMC DMC is good because they actually gave him the million years hair in the end
>>143348477We all know the worst game is Bayonetta (or Heavenly Sword for you Tameemtards) because nobody but retarded coomers wants to play as a cunt.
>>143348477This thread leads to nowhere at this point.
>>143348606I mean, I'm watching it now anon. It's just kinda shit, fascinating shit, but shit.You have bad jokes and good jokes with bad delivery.
Norville's mom has nice tits
>>143343308Would this shit be more positively accepted if they were forced to make it part of the Scoobydoo franchise?
No one answered the question yet >>143346638
Alright, it seems like the conversation has ran its course.Enjoy your color-coded enemy bullshit, casual level gameplay and juvenile attempts at being "mature" that come off as the most embarrassing thing humanly imaginable.
This remains the highlight of the series.
Get wrecked, Coyote fuckers.
>>143349097
>>143349190This show is dating itself at record pace
Can anybody explain why this is the best they could come up with for the animated """"""""""""""""""adult"""""""""""""""""" Scooby Doo property?Like adapting that terrible "darker and edgier" DC comic into a cartoon would make for a better quality product and, if it's not obvious, I think that comic is cringe shit.
>>143349232The showrunner is an insecure brown woman who craves white cock.
>>143347507Wait, are they supposed to be the Teen Angels or the Hex Girls?
>>143349244>https://youtu.be/j_FNMhVd0fw?si=Q_bpXedS4GjVMXuDKisses co-star and wasn't in script, told them "tell anyone and your fired"
>>143349232For the hundredth timeThis was clearly a live-action parody of shows like 10 reasons why and Riverdale that got turned itself into this to get greenlit
>>143349190Someone kissed the nugget
>>143349244The showrunner is actually a white man
>>143343350>>143343387Just got to the point the mystery character is unveiled... it's an operative code named Uncle Scoobi..So it is indeed scrappy doo
>>143349322Parodies tend to be funny and somewhat respectful, this is just unfunny vitriol
>>143345926you know what? They look alright.
No thanks
>>143349429Fred is the only reason I’m watching season 2
>>143349412No, no they really don't.
>>143349375And before anyone asks, it's the same tired Scrappy jokes from back in the day. Feels like he's gonna offend the shit out of tumblr though, all of his old catchphrases are now tourettes-esque ticks
>>143349204>This show is dating itself at record paceIs it? How many of these have been made and you know there will be more
>>143349493>it's the same tired Scrappy jokes from back in the day.And the same already used Scrappy villain concept.
>>143349493>>143349526How brave. Truly breaking the new ground, this show.
>>143343350Honestly surprised this show gets fanart
>>143345926Realistically this is what they would look like when older
Is Wanda OG Velma?
>>143349190is this an actual line?
>>143349190Coyote vs Acme is kill but the Daffy/Porky movie that got cancelled was saved.
>>143349190Fake unfortunately
I still think these two are Invincible Mark and William references.
>>143349372Charlie Grandy is just Mindy's stooge who produces her shows so she can focus on writing and who she can blame if a project goes tits up. They've been working together for years and by this pont Charlie Grandy is just an extension of Mindy Kaling. The show is 100% made for Mindy and tailored to her likes
>Fred has an entire plot line built uo for him about becoming a catholic>thr whole thing gets dropped with just one fucking gagAnd I was laughing at the jokes too; but thank you, Velma, for reminding me why you are such a dogshit show!
>>143349618Clone High season 2 (technically 3 I guess) did the same thing
>>143349563>>143349190The funniest thing is this clip was in the trailer and people still fell for it. Cartoon fans deserve shows like Velma if they fall for shit like this. Actual freaks.
>>143349526Makes me appreciate how scooby doo apocalypse used him as a ructant hero and eventual friend, even if his design was kind of dumb. The comic was mostly a miss for me but had a few fun ideas
Just letting you know that I'll NEVER watch this show, not even 5 seconds of it.
>>143349694Based
>>143349676It's been a long time, wasn't he pretty much Cable/90s superhero parody?That kind of dumb shit was the highlight of the comic that I didn't really like much.
All the side characters are more funny then Velma herself.
>>143349725Toot?
>>143349641What was the joke here?
>>143349831That Velma and Daphne were so popular that people were copying their style.
This is the crap unsupervised Gen Alpha are watching
I do love the visual gags this show puts.
>>143349863See, in scenes like this the art style actually looks good, but then in most of the show it looks like utter shit.
>>143345926>"I'd like to settle down with a nice guy now"
>>143343350It's him
>>143349618For what it's worth, they bring it back later for a pointless reference to the confession scene from the Exorcist 3.That said. Now that I wasted my morning on this thing.I didn't hate it. I sure as hell didn't like it but I didn't hate it. There were a few chuckles but a most of the few jokes that did hit had that classic "and then over do it or add some stupid zing and make the whole thing unfunny" caveat.
>>143349876>one with bra>one without
>>143343319any?
>>143349879So they just staright up made the same joke as the movie?
>>143349879So just straight up the Scooby Doo live action movie? That's honestly less surprising than Arkham Knight being red hood.
>>143349937So who does Velma get with in the end?
>>143343308I'm not gonna bother with it this time.
>>143349876Honestly, this was probably the weirdest one because I get the joke>"A lot of these classic punk/goth/alt singers end up looking fucking horrible after years of drugs and feel like walking mid-life crises."It just felt like, why not undo Amber and just make Thorne the daughter of a more washed up goth celebrity.And I'll be honest, they don't really do anything with it. At all. There's no "back in my day" or like, a poster of her when she was younger. She just does nothing throughout the whole season, there is no actual following through after they started the joke. It feels like there's some kind of earlier draft before they decided to start playing it safer since goths are popular now but by then the joke had been made in the blandest way possible
>>143349954>So they just straight up made the same joke as the movie?Wasn't that literally 20 years ago?
>>143349970Daphe, then Velma dies and becomes a ghost which allows her to stop Scrappy by possessing him and killing him from the inside out since he's bullet proof
>>143349876>going after goth girlsWhat does this even mean?
>>143345941You know those threads with like Dipper or the kid from the Loudhouse?It's like if the anons frequenting those threads got asked to make a new season of the show with free reign for the characters.
>>143343308You guys better be watching this on some streaming sites not fucking actual HBO. Cause if you give them views on this dogshit there’s gonna be hell to pay on /co/.
>>143345356I would fuck both the dyke and pajeet outta her. She’d be my traditional American waifu when I was done with her.
>>143350052Rent free.
>>143343308Trying to hedge in on the Venture Bros, lame.
>>143349879>Scrappy le bad!!tiring
>>143349831they've essentially resorted to taking shots at the original material to deflect from the criticism they've received
>>143350064>mfw watching Velma on HBO with ten million TVs to make sure it gets a third season
>>143349190Animaniacs reboot or Loonatics?
>>143350252You'd need 10 million accounts not 10 million tvs. No one watches tv shows on television anymore.
>>143350281what about 10 million fireflies to watch the world as I fall asleep?
>>143350281>he doesn't know that I have a trillion HBO accounts
>>143350005See>>143349983Goths do not like to be reminded of these things. If you ever get hit up by a goth chick in her 30s, run.
>>143350329this is the life I want
>>143350329So Fred’s father and Velma’s mom get together?
>>143350451Mindy's got to live out her boner for white boys somehow, anon.
>>143350184God that's an awful haircut. Why would you leave hair on the bottom of a buzz cut.
>>143350456Then why make Velma gay? Also seems pretty shitty to do that to her dad. It’s like Tumblr Doo the series.
It's not the breed, it's the owner.
>>143349996Like Jesus Fucking Christ imagine having worst writing than the live action movies? You couldn’t try to write this bad this must be some serious un-talent Mindy has.
>>143350484is the scrappy doo thing real? is he a product of project scoobi?
>>143350478Because it's the hip and cool thing to do with Velma. If you watch S1 (don't), you'll see that Velma also inexplicably has a huge boner for white boy Fred that's also just Mindy living out her own personal boner for white dudes.
>>143350507I'll bet you anything that it was intended to be a cheeky jab at the live action movies, but the show isn't smart or capable enough to actually pull the gag off.
Reminder if this had nothing to do with an established IP you faggots WOULDN'T be shilling itFUCK OFF FOREVER AND STOP MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE BY ACTIVELY ENGAGING IT IN. At this point I think I'm going to start a discord raid just to bomb every single shill tactic I see so this cancerous filth can finally fuck off and good content can finally come back again.
>>143350596One man against the world...
>>143350596>Reminder if this had nothing to do with an established IP you faggots WOULDN'T be shilling itYeah, that's why people are mad about it. Discussing a show isn't "shilling" it. Go back to /v/
>>143350451The finale is their wedding>>143350484Honestly this part was kinda annoying because, I'll be totally honest. Scrappy being the red herring was a fun idea to me.
>>143343530This x a million. You better be a paid shill OP. I see no other reason to even tolerate this shitshow
>>143350590But the movie was already a cheeky jab at the show. And Velma is a mean-spirited jab at the show. How do you parody a parody in a parody especially when they’re different kinds of parody?
>>143345439>Female UtopiaMen will literally watch this just to seethe on Twitter about itYou all deserve death when this eventually happens.
>>143350638It certainly is on a whole new level of trying too hard.
>>143346562>>143346604>>143346625Wrong, retards. It's 1 season split into 2 to trick people into thinking it got two seasons27 episodes is a full season. 52 is 2 seasons. This has always been the case from day one. Anything short isn't a full season.
>>143349412/co/ is so incurably contrarian that they'll eat shit and insist they like it.
>>143350713/co/ made a cult over High Guardian Spice. They can stoop to the lowest of the low.
>>143345225>"SHUT THE F*CK UP!"That's sentence is right to left reading.
>>143346241Cute tutu
>>143347949Oh fuck off, besides that shitty mexican show that offended the mexicans, nearly all of those Disney shows had people that cared about what they were working on. Disingenuous bastard of a post.
>>143350596shut up faggotI want to watch a scooby doo parody of teen mystery dramas.go fuck yourself to sleep knowing that.
>>143350922I hope they're gay and sexually active. men are overrated
>>143350922They are better than awful design characters.
>>143349190Liking that shill dick up your taint?
>>143344137I wanna see him naked and almost raped.
>show ends with Velma's death
1.Velma2.Fred3.Norville4.Daphneamazing how even in a show that gives her more characterization and a plot, Daphne is still the least interesting scooby-doo. the Lisa or Meg of the show, if you will.
any mega?
>>143349879>it'd be too unrealistic to have scooby-doo>have scrappy as the big villainWhat the hell?
>>143351044>Scrappy killed VelmaThe hero we didn't know we needed.
>>143350630This show isn't smart enough to have a good red herring.It's also not based enough to have Red Herring.
>>143345641Linkara?
>>143350943Of course a spic would be behind all this shilling.
>>143351009>I wanna see him naked and almost raped.Fred does the raping now.After standing up to his mother's ghost, the final episode has Fred becoming a maledom at the end to display his confidence.
>>143351102Cool. But do we see him naked?
>>143348020You lost 5 years ago, dude. Arguably even longer ago when the DmC and DMC4 next gen ports were announced at the same time and Donte got mogged by Vergil. Time to hang it up.
>>143351095Don’t you talk about me, you sonuvabitch!
>>143351126no
hnnng saggy washed up milf tits
>>143351062>aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9FWlpYZ0JJUSM2NnRCZ2pCS0dhTGlsVktTVVVOZkFn
>>143343308wake me up when there's a MEGA
oh ho howhat would Vince say about this
>>143351298Who?
I like how DmC apologists act as if their game is "more mature", when in reality it's a non-stop stream of the most juvenile and amateurish writing known to man. Worse is that it takes itself completely seriously.
>>143351241why cant we just post the actual link
lol
THERE SHE IS
>>143351419The only joke I liked was the thing about the elevator muzak being the worst part of hell.
>>143351952Who is the sexy dog??
guys. i swear dont hatewatch this trash, dont gave them money and greenlight for another season
>>143352253I'll give them as many seasons as it takes for them to get the mystery machine and scooby dooor until I see a Jabberjaw cameo
>>143351952Hot Dog Water?
>>143352319Are you retarded?
>another scrappy is le evil/sucks jokefucking yawn, when are WB going to portray him in a good light? never?
>>143352469scrappy doo is cringe. he gets what he deserves.
>>143352469No one fucking likes that piece of shit dog. I am glad they made him evil
>Scrappy fucking killed VelmaI always believed in you, Scrap. You died a motherfucking hero for us all.\m/ s in chat for our unsung hero.
>>143352565>>143352581that joke is old
>>143352674>joke Is canon now. Even the shows make jokes about him being insufferable
>>143352674Sometimes an old joke is still funny. Jews getting genocided is still funny even after thousands of years.
>>143345439>Til Death Daphne
Hate watching is still watching
>>143343308I haven’t watched season 1 and won’t watch season 2BUTIndian Velma is hot. I think Mindy Kaling is hot too. I will enjoy the porn.
Hey assholes, rather than watch this shit, how about you go take a nap instead.
>>143352821Hi mindy
>>143352809And? You also chose to come into this thread
>>143352894And? A simple reminder to anons doesn't support a shitty show
I'm in charge of max programing, and because there is more than one thread about velma, we're renewing it for s3 and s4. Expanded seasons too because of how autistic these angry posts are
>>143352863Nope, I just like her from The OfficeShe’s unfunny tho
>>143352596SPerhaps the world had been too harsh on you. I ask for your forgiveness, Scrappy.
>>143343308I can’t fucking believe they did the “Scrappy Doo is evil joke” AGAIN. The live action movie did that joke DECADES ago. It’s too damn obvious and tired and worn out. Hack writing.
>>143352469the closest your getting outside of Apocolypse is Crisis on Infinite Scoobs having him as a red herring for the real culprits (all the helper characters from specific Scooby shows and that faggot Red Herring) and then all the Scrappy's chasing them off
>>143353077She looks like an ugly witch, but you do you man
>>143349489Anybody think of when they rewrite the show, they would use this design instead of what main cast look like?
>>143353203Even then it didnt land as well as some people thought. According to James he thought everyone would hate scrapy doo like he and some older fans did.It backfired when it turns out kids liked him and hated that twist.
how is there no webm of scrappy killing velma yet
>>143348345I’d fuck himTentacles
"a more mature take on Mystery Inc would slap"So that's who's giving this shitshow the time of day, eh? Figures. Seriousfags are literally the most autistic people on the planet. Without fail, they ALWATYS give dogshit a chance because it's "mature and serious". Sonicfags are like this, but ironically, the movie canon is actively not doing that and that's why they are mad about it. It's like these retards WANT bad media to validate their autism.
>>143353779lol
>>143350484i want him to pull my cheeks apart
>>143350484So they just ripped off the movie?
Everyone is basically calling to end Scrappy Doo hate simply because he killed Mindy. If Mindy had an actual ounce of brains and self awareness it should really tell her how nobody likes her and her retarded ideas. Too bad she doesn't.
>>143347795This joke was funny, kek.
>>143349952Obviously nothing
>>143354234He's still annoying.
>>143348104I really don't understand anyone clamoring for new content. There was enough culture made in the 90s, 2000s and 2010s to last us for awhile.
>>143354326Just take the L Mindy.
>it's not like muh old scooby doo!the murders should give it away but some people are just thick
>>143345926The joke is that she's washed up. Imagine getting angry about this.
>>143354365Season 3 incoming.
Based Scrappy!
>>143350922They look unfathomably better.
>>143354396
>>143354631…what am I looking at?
>>143352581Scrappy improved the shows ratings.
>>143345926Nope. Getting mad is exactly what these parasites want, Midlma is dead and Scrappy killed her. That's enough for me
I don't care too much about Scrappy but when can we give Flim-Flam a second chance? He was a lot of fun and he is Asian so they can use him as a diversity hire.
>>143355427Curse of the 13th Ghost
>Like Fred's arc>Laughed at his mom going to hell>Best iteration of scrappyHe should've been the villain in Mystery inc instead of the parrot
Its exactly as I figured, when they literally stop being racist or sexist and focus on the animation and dumb humor its actually a entertaining watch.
>>143355791I watched 2 episodes I basically agree with you. A lot of Hollywood jokes, that I didn't get. There's stuff I find funny that aren't really jokes. Like the murder females that are just brains in jars.
>>143355720>>143355791You're not fooling me WB intern, I'm not watching this garbage
>>143355857>I'm not watching this garbageOkay. Don't
>>143353779babi
>they turned Thorn into a crack whore
>>143355857Just get a recap of season 1 and watch season 2 pretending it was always like this. Its not a good show, its a dumb dumb parody with surprisingly nice animations and cartoony ass humor. Velma is still the worst character and her voice acting is terrible.
>>143343432Why? So you can see em get raped in all ways?
>>143349412How much did blackrock paid you?
>>143352469Ever since the 2000s live action Scooby Doo, HB had been desperate to go all "See, we HAVE sense of humor, WE can male fun of ourselves, you HATE our works from the past, well, hum, huh, WE HATE EM TOO, heh, heh, LOOK, LOOK, are we cool now?All ever since.
>>143354128This was cuteIronic that this Velma believes in ghost, but WB made OG Velma an athirst for some reason
If this was an anime would Fred be a shota because he's "a kid with a body of an even younger kid"?
Was hoping this was a series that would give Fred and Shaggy some good screentime together since there was no Scooby involved.But they just had Norville with a side-character both seasons.
>>143343308ng something tells the producers and writers wanted to make another riverdale, but in animated form and also with half the episodes
VELMA IS CUTECUTE!
The Wall remains undefeated
>>143345926They are crushing my childhood ball dropping and I will not stand for it
>Scrappy was behind every single murder, even the ones from S1That doesn't make sense, wasn't Fred's mom behind those?
>>143355651I thought he was Romani?
>>143356507>That doesn't make sense, wasn't Fred's mom behind those?Like Mystery Inc in most of the gangs parents were a part of the conspiracy
>>143354554what is happening here?
holy shit
>>143348225The reboot is better than the first two games. Shame the reboot's writing is very cringe
>>143352765Scrappy isn't as bad as the hooknoses so it ain't funny
>>143356507She was, that's why her ghost went to hell.
>>143355720>He should've been the villain in Mystery inc instead of the parrotthat would just be rehashing the Gunn movies
>>143349244It's crazy that she's 3 for 3 on shows where the indian chick craves whitey
>>143355620the backgrounds don't match up
I'm on the fifth episode (don't worry I'm watching it on one of those "free cartoons online" site) and the murderer killed that priest from the first episode. I thought the murderer only targeted middle-aged men, that priest looked like he was 70 years old, that's an elder.
APOLOGIZE
Is he a pitbull now?
>>143351126He should have a massive… ascot, after hitting puberty and Daphne should dump Velma on the spot when she sees it.
>>143356018It's been said above but, no they really don't. Despite her old appearance, they honestly do nothing with her. You see her appearance and instantly suspect "okay the joke is she's gonna be a Lindsay Lohan type washed-up 90s celebrity or post-2015 "I'm a witch!" Megan Fox with a history of scandals who ran from it all" but no. I feel like if they actually wanted to do a Scooby Doo parody, that's honestly a funny route to take her. But that would require actually liking the source material enough to think of that.
>>143348307All these animators, washed up and coked out, sad days.
>>143351298???
>>143357506Out of all the things for people to be upset with, the Thorn age-up is bottom on the list. As it's not even an issue.
>>143354554Looks like a Kickstarter backer reward tier.
>>143356750School tradition to oil creaky doors where opposites tend to get paired with one another.
>>143357645I know anon. I think I'm mostly just disappointed by how tired and lazy most of the jokes are."TEEN LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA."
>>143355720Kill yourself
He wants to see copters
>>143343308>Season 1b in a few hoursftfy.
You guys deserve bad shows for all eternity
>>143357776We love you too Mindy
>>143350302absolutely devilish
>>143356381cute
Scrappy CHADs I'm sorry for making fun of your guy all these years.
10/10loved the ending and how Velma fucking killed Scrappy. I'm glad project scoobi is confirmed to bring hanna barbera characters to life, hope there's more of that in the future but I feel conflicted about the supernatural existing in scooby doo but at least it's an interesting cliffhanger for season 3.
>>143355791So it's just Teen Titans GO!!?Good riddance, I don't need two shitty shit takes used on IPs I respected growing up as a kid.
>>143356880>The reboot is better than the first two games.Doesn't count. DMC3 is when the series became Devil May Cry as we know it.
>>143360091Different anon, but I at least enjoy the atmosphere of the original DMC, when it still had traces of Resident Evil in its design.
So Velma has all this savvy meta knowledge about society and pop culture, yet she thinks the they/them is going to be the villain? Is she retarded?
>>143348045>Well, not sure how the companies make money from some of these shows as it is.They don't, this should have been a tax write off
>>143360110I do too actually, it's ok since it's the first of its kind.
>>143357673I see.I'm assuming these >>143354554 background characters are a gag and aren't used again
>>143360291Yeah, just one-off designs
>>143343308This is the show America needed, healing the political divide, bringing liberal and conservative together to say "man, fuck that fucking Velma show and everyone that made it."
>>143357506In order to satirical something, you have to actually be interested in it.
>>143351426Because copyright enforcement companies have bots that search for mega links.
>>143360854
>>143345889>>143348394Max did the same thing with the "3rd season" of the Clone High reboot. I don't even remember any YouTuber's even covering it.I also think they did the binge format so that YouTubers wouldn't have "Free revenue" for the next 5 weeks like last time.
>>143343308i didn't even know season 2 was coming out until now. it has zero hype.people watching your show purely to shit on it can only go so far
>>143360349That's cool.Even if they aren't that important I still appreciate the work that's put in for the background characters. I have not watched the show
>>143345909She wasn't even white in the original. She was jewish
>>143357749Wow
>>143347919>manifesting and other zoom zoom occult shit.cringe. occult is the new hipster hot topic.
>>143345926>>143349879Motherfuckers
>>143358200Chad Scrappy looking handsome here
>>143356457I attempted to do a edit. Its still not very good
>>143362425She looks like the Goth chick from Venture bros
>>143354907what the fuckway too much chromatic aberrationit looks like a red/cyan 3D effect
I'm on episode 4 and I'm honestly not hating this season. I'm not really liking it or anything but it's far better than the first.
There really is no justice in this world when trash like this can get a second season.It really goes to show there is no such thing as bad publicity. This show got hated into success.
I will call this an improvement. I laughed at more jokes and the writers decided to make the characters that aren't Velma not be COMPLETELY insufferable.I could talk about more things, but oh boy, the Velma Halloween special; can't fucking wait.
>(Daphne), we brought you here because on this occasion you made a very important moral choice. It was either showing you this or every time you chose to eat meat. Enjoy terraforming Mars, jerk!That Honest Trailers joke about how this show is like if you fed an AI (old) blue check Twitter is the most accurate thing anybody ever said about this show. How are you supposed to even comprehend this joke, let alone laugh at it; if you haven't prepared yourself ahead of time by reading Moviebob tweets for at least a decade?!
>>143349985Only worthwhile post in this thread due to Coco.
>>143362640They made both seasons at the same time you fucking retard
>>143362932Yeah sorry I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of the production of a terrible showBut also if the """2nd season""" was done at the same time why'd they wait so long just to release all the episodes at once anywayThe way these streaming services handle releasing shows just seems stupid
Did the whole season drop?
>>143363065Yes. >>143345439
Today we sing the praises of our hero, Scrappy the Velmaslayer, son of Ruby. The hero who liberated the world from the tyranny of the False Velma. Through righteous slaughter he tore his way through the false queen's wretched world until he came face-to-face against her, and lo did he sacrifice his very life to bring an end to her accursed reign.Hail Son of Ruby! May thou rest in Puppy Power.
>>143356579Pretty sure he's Tibetan in the original
So how exactly does Thorn's daughter look? Can someone post a screenshot of her?
Doesn't the first season of this end with Velma twerking over some guy's dead body?
>>143350184>>143363724On the right
>>143363760So Thorn is a single mother with a brown daughter lol, what did they mean by this. Also tf is that haircut?
>>143351095He is a man!
Remember when the blue guy sent all the others flying from punches and kicks?
Imagine getting free reign of the Scooby Doo franchise and all the characters in it from the past 60 years, and you decide you want to make it about a race-swapped Velma bitching about television tropes and social justice issues until she gets killed by Scrappy Doo.
>>143363266the missile killed Velma, Velma killed Scrappy.
>>143343308I like the girls that are just brains in jars. Visually it's a great gag, I like they're at places and they're no explanation of how they got there or how how they're going to down from there.
>self-insert
Do Daphne and Velma get together this season? That's literally the only investment I have in this show.
>>143362654Kill yourself
>>143349879Talking dogs are unrealistic, by the way.
>>143347737Yes, because what the talking dog cartoon needs is reality.
>>143351044Do they even know what they're doing anymore?
>>143359990>I'm glad project scoobi is confirmed to bring hanna barbera characters to lifeI'm good, thanks. Don't need to see evil racist Hong Kong Phooey attempt to rape a drug-addicted Penelope Pitstop before our "queer heroines" save her
>>143349831"STFU about the original show."
>>143365481>A talking bear wearing a hat and tiiiiie? This is worse than a movie about a bear on drugs!
>>143365685fuck that movie so lol
>>143349656I wanna fuck dat lock
>>143365481>It's a talking horse and donkey and one is Mexican all the time and the other is half the time with a guitar he murders people with.>That sounds like something two white dudes made up and appropriated their low IQ take on Mexican culture with.>Wait a second, that horse is actually Texan!>See? Now we just gotta wait for him to deport his donkey friend, like all white horses want to do.I'm out cringing myself. Fuck.
Any chances this show will effect future iterations of the franchise? The chances are very low, but not zero.>Continuing to pair Velma and Daphne romantically in a future series, while they do something else with Fred>Experimenting more with making Shaggy black , Daphne asian, or race-bending the characters more often in general.SCOOB had latina Velma, and one of the direct to video movies already cemented her lesbianism/bisexuality prior to this, so it was already in motion.>>143365205They were together since last season. They just had relationship drama stuff this season, but stayed together the whole time despite some fights.>>143351044>Scrappy will forever be seen as a hero in the franchise for killing Velma
>>143365984Velma will always be a lesbian. Else it's lesbian erasure.
It's sad that there are actual shills in here and not just trolls
>>143365984If anything it'll influence later series in a negative way. They'll go out of their way to avoid things this series did to avoid association. If they raceswap Shaggy he won't be black, etc.
>>143362509Jojo Golden Wind part 5 battle.
Why does everyone keep saying the Dyke looks cool?
>>143363738>some guyFred's serial killers mother.
>>143357453Do male dogs have six nipples?
>Knuckles is barely in the Knuckles showvelmachads won as usual
Ashamed to say I worked on this ama
NuScrappy is kinda hot.
>>143366645And sonictards will still call it good
>>143354181This except Im not joking.
>>143343333>>143343333Thid show suvks
Hate watching isn't real and you are a useful idiot for the suits for propagating the myth that it is. Velma had two seasons greenlit from the start, as is standard within the industry. Even with that fact aside, "hate watchers" are an insignificant demographic. Among that tiny demographic, a majority of them pirate the show, and the remaining few who "hate watch" legally don't even amount to a statistical error.
>>143343308Velma ripoff
>>143365481>I'm good, thanks. Don't need to see evil racist Hong Kong Phooey attempt to rape a drug-addicted Penelope Pitstop before our "queer heroines" save herIf this was in Harvey Birdman people would go for it
>>143351952>>143354554From what episode are these scenes?
>>143351952creaky friday
>>143349876You could'nt have posted anyone other than that larping beaner?
>>143343308Please tell me either Scooby or Scrappy, as a real dog, screwed her consensually or not. That's one of the only ways this crap would be tolerable.
>>143348020Thanks for the salt cuck, I will enjoy this with the side of salt from the GB 2016 cucks.
>>143349641>Shows OG Velma design only for a second.>She casually moggs the fuck out of the nu-fake Velma. Is that the joke? That OG Velma is superior?
>>143371438>nu-fake Velma. I’ve personally called her VINO (Velma In Name Only). And also a term for a cheap wine, but I digress.
>>143351195DMC4 is one of the worst games I've ever played
>>143343374Because they made another one....
>>143343530>UUUUUUUP>SHUT THE FUUUCKIs this some new meme type of speaking the kids have come up with now? Jesus Christ.
>>143345926Just so you retards can calm down: the only Hex girl is the middle one. The two on either side of her are Velma’s dyke moms. And yes they fucking ruined her, but the other two aren’t Hex Girls.
Velma's plan to kill Scrappy with chocolate shouldn't have worked anyway because he was designed to be invincible.
>>143351195Don’t forget the fedora patch.
>>143356354She is. I don't like her character, but I love her design.>>143356457Wanted to draw her for some reason. https://files.catbox.moe/orq5h5.png
I'm happy to be the only sensible person who doesn't get mad over Velma
>>143345909her being Eastern Asian is a fucking waifu bonus, it's her being an insufferable cunt that's the problem
Twitter trash but:>reminder: the woman responsible for this show made out with a guy without his consent, and threatened to fire her crew if anyone told anyone about itMore reasons to hate Mindy, I heard they kick her out of Pixar's Inside Out.
>>143348020all they had to do was not to change the fucking hair
>>143350005right wing propaganda is often about how "they are stealing from you". who they is and what is being stolen is left vague so people can project their own fears onto it. the vagueness makes it easy to play dumb too and act like people correctly guessing the intentions are "seeing things".in this case it's clearly going for a "jews/leftists are taking away cute girls from you". ironically, in this scene the girl on the right is explicitely meant to be ugly, so that post gets bonus points for extra disingenuity
>>143351044Wait... is the Velma aka Mindy truly 100% dead and buried with no backsies?
>>143367462Based
>>143374097She came back as a ghost.
>>143343308>Just watched the last scene of season 2 in YouTubeClaiming they can bring her back in Halloween under certain conditions, seemed oddly specific...Are they laying the ground for a "TV" movie in case a potential third season is not greenlit?
>>143365984>Any chances this show will effect future iterations of the franchise?Unfortunately, for the next few years... yes. Any character race and/or sexual bending becomes mandatory unless it is replaced by an even outrageous bending. Thus:>latina < pajeet>white < black>lebian > bisexual (the reason she ended up with Daphne, even if she showed attraction to males)Only iterations that use the character's classic designs will remain safe (regarding race, but not sexuality)... for now.
>>143374186I don't think Black Shaggy is beloved enough like let's say Black Princess Daisy. No one will care if they remake him white or whatever.
>>143374205Xitter and Tumblr will care.Yes, they don't watch the show and their opinion should not even matter... but do you think the execs and future showrunners comprehend that?
>>143374219I've seen more black people say this black Shaggy is cringy and even racist. Trust me, this time they're on the "it's cheap pandering" side.
>>143374352
>>143349641it sucks that I find Mindy Velma's design super cute and kissable but then everything about her personality ruins it
Alright I've finished watching Velma S2.It's better than season 1. Like a lot better. At no point did I have to pause it because it was too cringe, there was at least one GOOD joke every episode, and the writing didn't feel like it was coming from buttmad twitter users.
>>143374352I don't see it. I don't see what's racist about black shaggy. He's just a guy. At no point is his race brought up. They talk more about how hard it is to be hot than to be black.
>>143374097100% dead, but not buried and possible backsies if they get a season 3.
