New update from the comic project:https://twitter.com/ProjectROYROG/status/1787226060628595140Thoughts? Will it improve the writing seen from the Valentines Day comic?
>>143512120Also spitefag you are not welcome in this thread
>>143512120Also if it was clear this is from a different story
>Make another thread>Spitefag/Coomer/Basedtoddler Spam>Gets archived within 100 replies>Make another thread>Spitefag/Coomer/Basedtoddler Spam>Gets archived within 100 replies>>143512120>>143512134>>143512232>Make another threadLook, I'm not spitefag because I have no ill will towards Massa as a creator, but here's an honest question to you and anyone making these: When will you idiots fucking learn and realise you're wasting your time? Move on with your lives instead of obsessively refreshing for a crumb of content on something that has run its course and hoping something that will somehow be revived, when clearly, it's deader than dead. God, this is pathetic. Once that Q&A lore document drops you're all going to look back and realise just how negatively you've both influenced and wasted both your own lives and other's. And don't tell me I didn't warn you.>Gets archived within 100 replies
>>143512397I thought you were warned to stay away
>>143512397https://youtu.be/E5ofVsxTPoc?si=oNivURmpK3Es1yih
Fellow hag lovers. We need more Vera art and appreciation.
>>143512822someone told me were going to get a 6 hour Vera sex scene in the ongezellig fan reboot
>>143512848Hope she gets gangbanged.
>>143512397Based, thisThis is just a Sharty general thread at this point and same person who makes this makes the 24/7 IC larp threads
>>143512120Stop trying to force a general, you nigger. And stop omitting the "fan" part, you're trying to make it sound like it's an official comic and not some 7chan pisswood tier fanfic dreck.
>>143512896Still seething about that aren't you? you use the same example every time you come here to shit your britches
>>143512876By who?
>>143512896Cringe Phinegger summerfag, shove your 300 days of summer vacation up your ass
>>143512915Black people
>>143512822is he drinking ketchup?
>>143512120idk it's cute, Imma just let it develop and wait and see. the characters do look pretty well studied and realised in that pic
>>143512896>we can't talk about cute cartoon girls on /co/????
>>143512896Why is it okay for X-fags to have a blatant general? Literally in their name.
>>143513058>>143513970And now you know why people hate 2000s fags. They are anti waifu.
>>143512889Literally schizophrenia
>>143512915Shota chads
>>143512889>ICHis BVLLS of /co/ lore is a trip to read. I'm surprised there aren't more Drawfags on it.
>>143513582It's pretty obviously a liquor bottle
>>143514187BVLLs of /co/BVLLs of /co/Taking overBut it won't be longThey're mesmerizedAss and titsBVLLs of /co/BVLLs of /co/Fucking mothers, cucking fathers, they got something to say no to
>>143512120Is it deliberate that you're not refering to this as a fan comic?
>>143512412You may be surprised to learn that most people actually find obsessing over a dead series (let alone one as brief as this) to be pathetic. Bonus points for acting like shitty fan projects are a continuation of the series.
>>143514359Yet it's okay when 2000s fags do it
>>143512848Vera Onlyfans leak.
>>143512120Stop making threads until something happens please. And no, a twitter post does not count as something happening, though the art does look pretty good
>>143515177Take part in sexual intercourse
>>143514219that doesn't look like any liquor bottle i seen before. it does look like a lot of ketchup bottles i seen before
>>143515351Well to be far I think the pic is supposed to be low quality on purpose
>>143515517good enough quality to clearly be a ketchup bottle. or rat poison. rat poison bottles also tend to look like that sometimes
>>143515681I can actually see the Metalacolypse gang chugging down rat poison lol
>Page 10>AgainIt's over.
>>143517074We need Industrychad
I miss these girls
Maya?
>>143517299Just autistic
>>143517336Afro-American word for master denied that she is autistic.
>>143517299>literally meam I fucked?
>>143512120onGODzellig chads…ASCEND
>>143517546You and me both anon
>all Ongezellig niggers can do is necrobump their shitty dutch animeGEG
>>143517655We are here!>>143518076Seethe
>>143518217Bruh
>>143518217Why does that picture exist (and can we get it ongezelligfied?)
>>143512120The guy looks like a self insert>>143518217>From Gordo Mamon to Gordo Mamado
>>143519354Ooh, can we?
>>143519343Yup yup the chads of /co/ are all here
>>143512397look we post the same inane shit over and over and over but it's clearly /qa/ sabotage when threads die out
>>143514322it's a hijacking, they're trying to redo what they did with SCP
>>143513970troons are vehemently opposed to ‘zelligods
>>143520570Sounds like the cartoon dadfags
Alright bros, we got new harem members in the form of Maya, Mymy and Coco. But someone is digging them. No doubt it's one of the cartoon dads stirring shit in the Ongezellig threads. But which one is it?
>>143519569he's 40
>>143520816It has to be one of the dads from indie slop. And it's most definitely Glam; he was always bitchy about us fucking his biker babe wife in front of his sons.
>>143520944Not me; I've been too busy getting fucked by greasy truck drivers to post in the th threads.
>>143520985Then it has to be Dave from Satina. He's been malding ever since Steven fucked his giant devil wife from under him…literally!
>>143521073Not me either. I was in the middle of sucking off a Latino femboy when this thread went down.
>>143521109PROPER PRONOUNS BITCH
>>143521134I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I meant I was in the middle of sucking off a LATINX femboy when this thread went down!
What the fuck is going on?
>>143521182They got nothing better to do, really.
>>143521182graphite thread
>>143521182we're being raided
>>143521353>The Sharty thread is being raidedIronic
Hold the line mid may is almost here
>>143522039What happens mid may
>>143522062sharty group suicide
>>143522648good
Threads like this only serve as a reminder as to why series creator massa grew to hate the show's growing non-Dutch fan base and subsequently canceled Ongezellig out of spite.
>>143523085I'm convinced you and Grim (maybe even Grim Jr) are the same person
>>143512120>Mymy carrying a hundredweight of stuff>Cleo carrying nothingWhat're their game plans here?
>>143514399I don't know what this means- I'm quite willing to look down on anyone who exhibits this behavior.
>>143523487There are people still crying about Megas XLR decades later yet they never get shit for it.
>>143523487yeah because nostalgia
>>143512120Coco's shorts need to be shorter by 50%
>>143523108they all seem to be walking different paces too
>>143523793true
>>143523793nevermind I did it myself
>>143523723This. Fuck nostalgiafags
>>143524259Mymy isn't that flat you monster
>>143524259canon btw
I remember mymy was a little taller in the pilot, just a little shorter than maya
>>143512120Unbeknownst to the girls, they've walked onto the property of a /k/ommando with a fetish for landmines
>>143525105Suffers from krillin syndrome
>>143525758What's that
>>143525811dwarf syndrome but for women
>>143525811Lots of YABBA DABBA DOO
>>143525811ligma balls
>>143523630Are these Megas XLR threads perpetually spammed, kept on the catalogue through autistic last page bumping, and used to promote fan projects as the continuation of the actually dead series?
>>143524259god I want to slot some floppies with her
>>143512120massa is still gonna kill himself (or die before his parents)
>>143526412I've never seen someone seethe so much over a fan comic before
>>143525811Got shorter as the series went on
If trips spitefag is right
>>143527516Not sure why anon doesn't just hide/filter the threads, it's literally just shift click, by doing that he would do more damage to this thread and BTFO more anons here than sitting down and typing out arguments, insults and pleas to stop hoping he could shame anons into stopping because he's helping anons bump these threads by giving them a reason to respond, even if all he's responses are sage's.
>>143514459Why would she do OF? She's old
>>143527948What if it's all an inside job and the community makes up fake battles to fight
Does anyone else have a shrine like me?
>>143512397Well we weren't archived before 100 replies
>>143525105What you're forgetting is that we had a vote where we decided that Lolita mymy was a better design
>>143528193And the 100 replies you got are... how valuable again? Oh. Just drama as per usual and of the 14 images all were either reposts or unrelated dadfagging. Good thread btw. Proud of this community.
>Massa was a bronyNo wonder he is depressed
>>143528415can you blame us? they canceled our show and not only try to pretend we don't exist but also try to dissociate from us AFTER riding us while it ran. this is a betrayal
>>143512120Kut buitenlanders hebben me serie afgepakt
>>143528446>AFTER riding us while it ran.Sorry but you were never ridden. All of these terminally online political bald man kisd started showing up after Deel 6 was finished.They've made pitching the show impossible and were either incapable, or refusing to give money to Massa as shown in #130.He never owed you anything. You showed up too late, took his finished thing and dragged it through the mud.Hope you can swallow that pill, but by all means keep coping, see if Massa cares.
>>143528502i'm talking about the gorse show. i agree that the threads and fancontent went to shit after the teens showed up
>>143528534You're right, I should've read the context a bit better. Glad we can agree at least.
>>143521146Much better. But who the hell has been bringing down the mood of these threads? Is it Sony seething after Helldivers II?
found mymy's knifehttps://youtu.be/IQcEFHvocRc?si=Y9ckdG4S1Yp2qcZm
>>143528987Straight from the cuck shed, it is I who has been fucking up Ongzellig threads!
>>143528446Good.
>>143529004I should have known it was one of Vivzie's goons. Come to avenge Adam and Lucifer after we sent them to the cuck sheds?
>>143529057While I have no personal ties to Cuck and Cuckier, we managed to use our magical resources to create magical VPNs. Soon we'll fuck up Ongezellig threads for all time!
>>143529132Don't think we'll let you off the hook that easy imp fucker! BUCK BREAK ATTACK!
>>143529174AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT! YOUR DONG IS TOO MASSIVE EVEN FOR ME! GET IT OUT, PLEASE!
>>143529219Damn Meneer KO, you fucked that owl harder than the Dutch did to the colonies. I approve such full frontal assaults!
>>143528446>AFTER riding usdude... the show was for little girls wtf are YOU guys talking about
>>143529327Sorry we can't stop the cartoon dads from posting in your threads with all their VPNs and Sharty raids.
>>143529355what did you put in my food you motherfucker
>>143529381Steven Universe's cum.
>>143529343For some reason this board has deluded themselves into think they're the main audience for children's cartoons.
>>143529355It's alright. We're just glad that you'll always be around to give us protection from the cartoon dads and proper dickings!
>>143529527Here's a fun idea; how about we take turns fucking our BVLLS and playing Helldivers? Hopefully giving head would be too much of a distraction for their game time…
>>143529569Tis no distraction Maya! We BVLLS will happily take you up on your offer!
>>143529582The Endhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d-nJ4BE7wCA
>>143529582Hey Finn, you remember when I once told that story about how when I was 7 years old I sat on a banana... and of course that changed my life... forever.
…I now see why these threads are supposed to archive after a 100 posts.
>>143528621also eveything happening to zellig is cuz someone was posting it on /qa/ kek
>>143529616Yes you told us that story a million times; that's why you like taking it from the Smiling Friends/Cuck Wranglers so much.
>>143529644And I've told you a... *uses fingers to count* a bajillion times that I SHOULDN'T be taking it up the ASS in the KEK SHED or around those FREAKS
>>143529672KEK SHED* stupid autocorrect always gets me
>>143529684That's it.. I'm breaking out the noose tonight
>>143529672>>143529684>>143529702>doesn't realize cuck gets changed to kek when capitalized here Sucks to be a dad I guess. Should have learned to pleasure your wife and be better father. Remember to share your noose with your cuck bros btw!
>>143529343thousands at the cons and no little girls in sight tells me otherwise
>>143529735They had the voice of SpongeBob show up at cons. Guess that means SpongeBob isn't actually for kids.
>>143529752Is Spongebob a BVLL?
>>143529735>>143529752Why the fuck are you talking about little girls and SpongeBob like pedos? Talk about cartoon moms like the ones from h*rse show.
>>143529752let's not forget that alot of the bronies back then were also teenaged boys. that's why it was "bronies are gay" before it became "bronies are pedophiles"
>>143529768>SpongeBob >dealing with any of that BVLL nonsenseBEHOLD.The Annihilator of Airheads. The Breaker of Barnacleheads. The Cremator of Cringe. The Doom of Dumbasses. The Ender of Errors. The Fearst of Fools. The God of Goobers. The Hero of Hell. The Impactor of Idiots. The Jesus of Joy. The Khan of Krabby. The Leader of Lobotomy. The Mogul of Man-O-War. The Neglect of Nobles. The Outist of Omega. The Pantheon of Pestilence. The Quadrangular of Quarantine. The Reaper of Runts. The Sponge of Sea. The Transcender of Tools. The Ultra of Unity. The Valkyrie of Vastness. The Winner of Wimps. The Xenogenesis of Xerosis. The Yield of Youngbloods. The Zeal of Ziggurats.THE APEX PREDATORTHE ANNIHLATOR OF ANNIHLATORSTHE KRUSTY OF KRABSTHE LEADER OF LEADERSTHE JOY OF JUSTOBLITERTING REDDITHOG AND OTHER UNWORTHY OPPONENTSSPONGECHAD THE BOBSpongeMAXIMUS the PAINFULSpongeFATAL the HIERARCHYSpongePALADIN the UNBREAKABLESpongeMAGNATE the ABSORBANTSpongeJELLY the FISHSpongeNIMWIT the GODSpongeSOILDER the OMNIPOTENTSpongeKAMIKAZE the MESSENGERSpongeWIZARD the RUINERSpongeFIGHTER the DYNAMICALSpongeSHINY the BULLETPROOFSpongeSATAN the UNBEATABLESpongeFREAK the INEXPUNGABLESpongeCOLONIST the VANQUISHERSpongeTRANQUIL the EMPERORSpongeBANZAI the SUPERHUMANSpongePARAMOUNT the NOMADSpongeACHILLES the UNIVERSESpongePARADOX the CORRUPTERSpongeMONSTER the LOVECRAFTSpongeREX the MARAUDERSpongeCHAMP the SOULFULSpongeTSUNAMI the PIERCERSpongeCHAOS the DARKNESSSpongeLEGEND the MYTHOSSpongeDAEDALUS the FEARFULCHADSPONGE THE BOBBOBCHAD THE SPONGESPONGECHAD THE CHADDEITYCHAD THE SPONGEJESUSTHE CHADIEST OF CHADLORDSSPONGECHADIEST CHADSPONGECHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHAD CHADENTER SPONGECHAD
>>143529768Nigga doesn't even have a penis.>>143529808Nice cringe autismo.
>>143529752the fuck kinda reasoning is that? i brought up how obviously predominantly male the audience was and you brought a guest. your logic is broken beyond repair
Why are canucks so subhuman? Is dedicating their entire existence towards making the worst posts humanly imaginable done with a specific goal in mind, or do they just lash out at the world, furious that they were cursed with living in leaf-land?
Elise says I'm not cut out for being a GIGA BVLL and that really pisses me off, not that I care, but because she also called me a TURBOVIRGIN in the process, and that pisses me off even more.So to inflate my sense of self importance and ego I'm going to beg Chris to lend me his credit card and pay to get a bunch of strippers in bed with me and create a one night harem.
>>143529847>your logic is broken beyond repairBut enough about bronies and trying to coopt a little girl's franchise.
>>143529847> i brought up how obviously predominantly male the audience wasNot that anon but this logic is just as broken. Every girl's cartoon has large male fanbases because shocker guys like cute girls. If we go off cons and internet fanbases then I guess little girls don't exist as an audience. It's retarded to think a toyline about colorful horses playing dress up and having their hair combed was ever meant to cater to grown ass men.
>>143529867Brownies do some of the cringiest shit ever and then wonder why Hasbro wants nothing to do with them.
>>143529848>being this mind broken over the color horse showDo adult fanbases scare you?
>>143529902Cons aren't even a kid thing so no shit you wouldn't see them there. Doesn't mean the franchise isn't for them and they don't play with it.
>>143529865Uhh.. Dan, you know I can overhear you and also why would I do that? I mean, she's entitled to her own opinion about you.. and-
>>143529975You know what, shut the fuck up Chris.. just shut the fuck up. I'm out of beta bucks, neetbux, all the bucks, so I can't give or get any fucks.So I need you to give me money or I'm going to have to blackmail you, and by blackmail, showing Elise that you took it up the ass with the cock of a black guy.
>>143529865Chris is in the cuck sheds while we're banging Elise. You ain't getting strippers for shit. Why don't you use that credit card to order you some Little Ceaser's?
>>143529975Screw you, Chris, and your stupid, worthless opinion! If you don't lend me your credit card, I'll do it. I'll fucking do it. I'll SHOW Elise about how you took it up THE MOTHERFUCKING ASS with a black guy, and she'll be so pissed off that she'll drop your ass completely, not that it'll matter because you're getting cucked to hell and back as is.>>143529989AND YOU! You're probably just jealous he took it up with some big black BVLL and not yours, so why don't YOU go order some dildos off of craigslist and shove them in YOUR MOUTH and UP YOUR ASS!
And now, we rise for the BVLLS' anthem:Stacy's mom has got it goin' onStacy's mom has got it goin' onStacy's mom has got it goin' onStacy's mom has got it goin' on
>>143530062Sorry, we couldn't hear you over the sounds of Elise getting pleasured by us.
>>143530073Stacy, can I come over after school?(After school)We can hang around by the pool(Hang by the pool)
>>143530114Did your mom get back from her business trip?(Business trip)Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip?(Give me the slip)
>>143530165You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to beI'm all grown up nowBaby, can't you see?
>>143530174Stacy's mom has got it goin' onShe's all I wantAnd I've waited for so longStacy, can't you see?
>>143530199You're just not the girl for meI know it might be wrong butI'm in love with Stacy's mom
>>143530210Stacy's mom has got it goin' onStacy's mom has got it goin' on
Yeah.. Stacy's mom is pretty hot but I'm saving myself for Jimmy's mom.. yeah..
>>143530268Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn?(Mowed your lawn)Your mom came out with just a towel on(Towel on)
>>143530294I could tell she liked me from the way she stared(The way she stared)And the way she said"You missed a spot over there"(A spot over there)
>>143530311And I know that you think it's just a fantasyBut since your dad walked outYour mom could use a guy like me
>>143530328Stacy's mom has got it goin' onShe's all I wantAnd I've waited for so longStacy, can't you see?
>>143530362You're just not the girl for meI know it might be wrong butI'm in love with Stacy's mom
>>143530273Sorry call but the BVLLS already called dibs. You never stood a chance>>143530328
>>143530378Stacy's mom has got it goin' on (she's got it going on)She's all I want and I've waited for so long (waited and waited)Stacy, can't you see?
>>143530414You're just not the girl for meI know it might be wrongI'm in love with
>>143530466Stacy's mom, oh, oh(I'm in love with)Stacy's mom, oh, oh(Wait a minute)Stacy, can't you see?
>>143530489You're just not the girl for meI know it might be wrong butI'm in love with Stacy's mom
>>143529919what the fuck are you talking about? I was referring to Industry-Cuck, a known Leaf and schizo.
>>143530519Sure you were Lee
>Newfag can't even tell barneyfag apart from a normal posterSummer is beginning early i see.
>>143530654I've been here longer than you have newfag. I can tell Lee is here since people started sperging about leafs when Em El Pee was mentioned.
>>143530519Industrycuck isn't real. You're probably part of the discord.
>>143529735horsefags are so pathetic holy shit...
>>143530868I love how they just snitch on themselves like this lol
>>143529343they have validated and pandered to us before. they rode, then abandoned us. this is undeniable
>>143531145>retard is just barely figuring out capitalism in TV worksYou're no different from the little girls these toys were made for. Only the little girls have an easier time moving on.
>>143531145See>>143530868
>>143515742because it sounds metal
Alright, this is getting ridiculous.
>>143531313pretty girls, some of which have National pride in a white country, cause immense seething in tranniesTheir only form of coping is to raid and shit up the place
>>143531568>trannies out of nowhereAnon this is just industrycuck being a retard as usual. Don't turn into /v/.
>>143531568>pretty girls, some of which have National pride in a white country, cause immense seething in trannies>literally have hot cartoon moms being posted, most of which are whiteYou? MINDBROKEN over superior girls being posted.
Post good zellig content new or oldhttps://youtu.be/oGXN15TuAbE
>>143531740Does anyone have that one comic where Marco steals the Zellig girls from Dee and Heavy?
>Sharters complain about other people raiding and shitting up the placeThe sheer cognitive dissonance.
so, were any of you at mare fair? are any of you going to the next one?
>>143531942Maybe if I need to take a shit
>>143531781Speaking of which…Marco's harem (1/2)
>>143533156Marco's harem (2/2)
>>143532541This but for a piss
Get this slop out of my Dutch thread
>>143529004>H*zbin hotel
>Parents found love through sharing a bicycleIs there anything more Dutch than that?
>>1435347791. That's Helluva Boss 2. Out of all the cringy shit, that's what you hyper focus on?
>>143534829I think them sharing a bike was just because they were already in love with each other, not the other way around
>>143524259Mymy rocking those easy access clothes
Man, this is like the lowest these threads have gotten. Even the original schizojak spam that happened early on wasn't as bad at what these threads have been reduced to.
>>143534829>>143535095>mom spottedGuess where the dad is heading to?
>>143535794Why do you do nothing but reply to yourself? Even to troll it's committing too much
>>143517074if mlp can keep going then there is hope for anyone willing to become that deranged for the love of their lives
>>143536068Eva mentioned.
>>143535560At least it made it 200 posts
>>143534829mymy is so horny when she looks at her adoptive dad
Did this thread get raided?
>>143537095Yes, by the industrycuck discord
>>143536835She wishes she herself got GEKOLONISEERD by a BVLL with a Dutch surname
>>143537122is ths discord in the room right nwn
>>143537095yesthey used the whole “sharty” cover to hide the fact they’re just angry that ongezellig is so successful
>>143537122I don't think it's a discord, i think it's IC himself, or someone impersonating him.
How come Maya is so neglected?Should a modern school system in Holland not be able to accommodate misfits like her well?
>>143537373By what measure
>>143537653Is IC is someone impersonating him in the room with us right now
>>143536835>>143537135Yes she's so horny when she looks at Dipper Pines.
Ongepic Continuation is gonna... wait, what the fuck? what's with all the nongezellig? i must be in the wrong thread.
>>143538632time to invade another
>>143538632BOOBS
>>143537373No doubt TADC fags are trying to brigade
>>143538632fun fact: this is actually Mymy and her sister back in Japan, this is why she was put up for adoption
>>143540196according to massa, she escaped japan to got to dutchland. now what i want to know is if japan in ongezellig is some sort of prison for mymy to have had to "escape" instead of just run away like a normal child
>>143536029>Why do you do nothing but reply to yourself? Even to troll it's committing too much
>>143540425retard
>>143536029The answer is mental illness. It's always mental illness.
>>143540712it's a little sad, hope he gets the help he needs
>>143540744I don't have as much sympathy for him. If he was truly sick he'd seek out help instead of shitposting for nearly five years.
>>143540843he's been doing this for five years? jesus, that reminds me of this one schizophrenic person on twitter that has @'d me everyday for three years because I responded to them once. this country has a mental health crisis
The Dutch have their own type of atheism. I have never heard of this before, I can't believe I discovered this through a Dutch web cartoon
>>143541579https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IetsismI genuinely cannot believe the Dutch are so culturally underrated and they make stuff like this. This feels like when weebs discover Japan for the first time or hippies find out about Buddhism and India
>>143541590Ongezellig has made me worship Dutch city planning and bike culture. I can't get enough.
>>143540867>this country has a mental health crisisFunny enough he claimed to be a Canadian
>>143541788Delete lol
Never forget
>>143541782The Canadian Ministry of Health would've had him executed ("euthanized") long ago
>>143538632I love how koikatsu mymy is permanently part of the love now
>>143542400*lore
>>143528162Why is there a tulip
>>143542404love is more fitting
>>143542551"Love"
>>143543314(Rape)
>>143542536Dutch
>>143542536It represents Mymy. Cactus represents maya
these threads are so fucking pointless. ongezellig is dead, massa soon will also be dead, time to move on
>>143543607massa will never be an orphan?
>>143543607By that logic must nostalgic threads should be banned
>>143543659If that were to be the case, /co/ would end up like this.
>>143543580What plant has Made chosen to represent Coco?
>>143543822the wheat stalk?
>>143543855So she's sucking... herself?
>>143543982I would
>>143544012Sucking your own dick is gay
>>143543982and she has mymy between her legs
>>143544060And she's getting Maya wet
>>143512120I hope this comic dies
>>143538632If no one posts anything better I'm gonna goon to this today
>>143544106ummmmm https://files.catbox.moe/an4rdf.png
>>143543735Kek
>>143544106why not real ring girls?
>>143524259Nigga you a pervert
>>143534765Get this Dutch out of my harem thread.
>>143544201now i'm requesting this but mymy
>>143544072>>143544060
>>143538065it has /co/mblr trying to meme coco into a lesbian because dykes can't relate
>>143546998/co/mblr does that too every female character, it's not just Coco exclusive. Dykes are just annoying that way.
>>143547090>he thinks actual women are doing itit’s AGP trannies, as usual
Maya would probably be sacrificed to a sun god because she's a virgin or some shit
>>143543982>>143544060>>143544072massa is so lewd!
>>143544401Brother we're on /co/, any pretense of liking 3d women was given up long ago
>>143548543Cartoon moms are way better anyways
>>143548033Who isn't?Mymy doesn't seem interested in sex, and Coco seems like the type who waits for the right person.
>>143549753farm rape
>>143549949Deboonked.
>>143549968no he reboonked it last stream
>>143549753You forgot about the first deel
>>143549753anon...
It has come to my attention there is some butthurt moralfag trying to "expose" gooners on twitter, so I made this edit of their banner. Please enjoy!
>>143540230That story always seemed a little absurd to me and it also takes away the realism of the plot. How would a child escape to another country without being discovered?I think it's the only thing that could be modified, the rest of the plot is fine.
>>143549980What stream?
>>143551575Why do you care about random twitterfags anon?
>>143551575sharty niggers moral crusading againt masturbation is peak anti-old-4chan behavior, and yet they still think they’re this place’s successor
>>143552022I blame Zach Hadel for radicalizing them. This is a porn site and we are pro gooning.
>>143551575Relevant in our fight against neopuritans. Keep up the good fight anons.
>>143552022Nu-4chan is more anti-old-4chan than the Sharty.
>>143552116>whataboutism
>>143552343>neopuritanism
>now the neopuritan schizo’s in these threadsOngezellig fags can’t catch a break
>>143552084i am a christfag, technically a mazda fag but christianity is easier to explain to people. But il agree that for some reason neo-christians are being more prevalent fun-deniers in this hellhole of a planet, and lately on /co/ as well.
it's weird how Ongezellig threads always involve some religious discussion for no reason
>>143551580>realism>in a cartoonplease stop
>>143552673>But il agree that for some reason neo-christians are being more prevalent fun-deniers in this hellhole of a planet, and lately on /co/ as well.Christfags have always been the no fun thoughever
>>143552441At least we'll finally hit 300 pages.
>>143551580it only seems obsurd cause he used the word "escaped" instread of "ran away" which then makes more sense since kids run away all the time. also this show is not realistic enough for something like the mymy plot to be obsurd even if it was a child escaping from some airtight prison island
>>143552926given that we reach page 10 with every post i'm sure we hit 300 a long time ago
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>>143553820
>All this irrelevant garbageWhat have become of these threads?
>>143554039We have to protect the threads from those who wish to destroy it.
>>143554110
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>>143552963I like your math
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>>143555067
At least post some high quality shits like>>143554495>>143554110>>143554955
>>143554039Ruined by non-zartychads
is this really only because people mentioned the colored horses?
>>143555254Hell yeah brother! Keep the ass coming.
>>143555367Over a decade later and they're still mind broken lol
>>143555367You mean the stuff that barnyfag hates?Or other things?
>>143555367>>143555542>>143555570I thought this all started because of industrycuck's retardation.
>>143555367>>143555542>>143555570>>143555584after closer inspection, this raid started before the utterance of brony, so no this has nothing to do with the horses
>>143555288Cartoon tiddies>nazi shit
>>143555570>Lance from Voltron but with titsThe realest of women here only
>threads go down further in quality after the IP count was removed Almost as if there's some sort of correlation.
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>>143555872
>>143555631why not both?
>>143556263/co/ is the anti nazi board.
>>143539325I'd genuinely love to see an Ongezellig FNF mod.
>>143556224
>>143555804Wait they removed it? When? Why?
>>143556384The Toriyama memorial thread on /a/ busted it apparently
>>143556340
>>143556423
>>143556406Wait is this a global thing?
>>143556463Site wide, every board, no exceptions
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>>143556280which is why it sucks
>>143556527Back to /pol/ with you tourist
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>>143556224only cool pic you've posted
Who even is this fucker spamming irrevelant nonsense?
>>143557041It's supposed to be sexy not cool. And yes Maddie is based.
>>143557048The same fucker who spammed the Smiling Friends threads with nonsense.
>>143557039Okay that should be it. There should be enough ass and tiddies in this thread to ward off any neopuritan christcuck or sexless zoomer. No need to thank me.
>>143557127if you'd actually lurked these threads you'd know we're pretty capable of being degen by ourselves
>>143557186There's a difference between your "degen" and classic /co/ lewds. Trust me, this is for the best.
>>143557186What happened to kaslabam?
>>143557186Holy shit. Look at that dark goddess. I would mating press all the day. Hmmmmnnng..... Anyways, lewd or not, people came here for the artzellig, here's one I've recently drawn
>>143557370Forgot pic
>>143557387I don't get the reference
>>143557387Hehe very nice. I like her. Wish her show was better.>>143557491It's Andrea from tgamm
>>143557521Tgamm?
>>143557535The Ghost and Molly McGee
>>143557370>>143557387>>143557491>>143557521>>143557535>>143557589Reject moe (even if dark). Return to milfs.
This but Maya
Request me something! I’ll draw anything of Ilse.
>>143557734Just to make sure. Ilse is the Jew girl, right?
>>143557734 Ilse in the trains going to Auschwitz
newfag here, are all Ongezellig threads like this?
>>143557854No, it's just one shitler schizoing it up today
>>143557751>>143557754Massa confirmed Ilse is a Dutch Reformed because she's based on a childhood friend of his
>>143557734IIse throwing a shotput that hits Maya from far away
>>143557854yes, you missed out on the waiting threads
>>143557704
>>143558117He's alive! We're saved!
>>143558142whos alive
>>143558142Sure that's who you think it is?
>>143558208What are you implying
>>143538632This but also >>143557704
>>143558868careful anon, the tranny jannies hate that chart
>>143558868What's the original without the chart
>>143558995Naughty naughty anon, here you go, I exported the girls seperately just for you, enjoy~https://files.catbox.moe/k08ztu.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/irx95x.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/6kn4ca.jpgNeopuritans beware, you're in for a scare!
>>143558995wait that was a girl!?
>>143559042>Neopuritans beware, you're in for a scare!
>>143559042>>143559174This is what the open site was made for
>>143559636Amen brother
>IC blatantly spamming/raiding thread>not a single one of his posts deleted>goes for so long that even neo-puritan-fag joins in/co/ jannies are the biggest bunch of useless niggers on this entire site, holy shit. All we need now is the peridot-spammer and then we'll have a perfect trifecta of derailment.
>>143559838If a mod gave a single shit about Ongezellig, these threads would've been /trash/ed a long time ago.
>>143560051It would be for the best. /trash/ can be comfy.
>>143559042>Completely flatNot even hebe, just straight pedo
Can we post more old lady pin ups?
>>143560620Older woman pinups are always welcome on /co/.
And now, live from the Cuck Sheds, it's Cuckolded Dads!
>>143558868now you know why women prefer to avoid you
>>143560753I hurt myself todayTo see if I still feel
>>143560782I focus on the painThe only thing that's real
>>143560806The needle tears a holeThe old familiar sting
>>143560817What have I becomeMy sweetest friend
>>143560838Everyone I knowGoes away in the end
>>143560847And you could have it allMy empire of dirt
>>143560864I will let you downI will make you hurt
>>143560880I wear this crown of shitUpon my liars chair
>>143560905Full of broken thoughtsI cannot repair
>>143560919Beneath the stains of timeThe feelings disappear
>>143560932You are someone elseI am still right here
>>143560961What have I becomeMy sweetest friend
>>143560974Everyone I knowGoes away in the end
>>143560988And you could have it allMy empire of dirt
>>143560997I will let you downI will make you hurt
>>143561006If I could start againA million miles away
>>143561018I will keep myselfI would find a way
>>143559042Thank you :3
>>143512120Non 'zelligs in the thread
so, NOW can you guys go back to s01zellig?
>>143561696Hang on, still jerking off to the moms
Are 16 year olds children?
>>143561949Consult your local state and country laws
>>143561949the age of consent in the Netherlands is 16 but still frowned upon
>Ummm no, Dipper. Professor Massa didn't say Maya's mom "was a cockslut made for dat Boy BVLL Cock doe" but because you're a heckin' wholesome shotarino I'll give you an A+ and suck your gigantic shota cock *Ongezellig theme starts playing.*
In 2004, I fucked Jack Fenton on the train tracks behind the Nasty Burger in Amity Park. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, super bushy (have you seen his shoulders??), and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Jack's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Jack Fenton on the train tracks behind the Nasty Burger in Amity Park.
>>143528462dit dus. Opdat ze allemaal de tering krijgen en het GFT zullen bijvullen
>>143512134Who
>>143561334The fuck is this edit
>>143563937Newfag
>>143561334>feet
this dumpster fire of a fucking thread might finally get archived
>>143566359Based. It might be the first Ongezellig thread to reach 500 posts in a long while.
>>143566447Oh boy, let's be proud of a very succesful thread where 80+% was random spam...
big announcement from project roy slated to come today
>>143566690Good thing the thread was kept alive
>>143566865yeah. for oncewhat do you think it will be?
>>143566510Hey at least it's around for the important stuff now
>>143512397That sucks to be you
>>143566865as if
>>143568504He probably started the raid because Ongezellig triggers him so much
>>143512397how does it feel to be wrong "not spitefag"? look at this active and full thread
>>143569423Active and full of unrelated spam?
>>143569437lol it even has the coomer spam mentioned in the post
>>143566690meds, they said announcements would only come out on sundays.
>>143570455>nyaa- I mean, mauw
>>143553779…why was the first post deleted but not the rest of the spam?
>>143562994wtf is this real
>>143558868>>143559042Nice going, you somehow pissed off Zarty. Not only that your pic somehow managed to make its way to Sharty and now THEY are raiding Zarty as retaliation so now Zarty is even MORE pissed at you
>>143571583Theyre also doxxing Zoot now. hope you have enough lube for the apocalyptic ass-reaming youre about to get
>>143571593>>143571583>a bunch of 14 year old hype men and mentally deficient, late-twenties men are going to do…something oh boy
>>143571593wtf bros I have a public ongezellig twitter I did not ask to be doxed
>>143571609don't say that anon, you know the ZIA watches these threads
dude got btfo'd
>>143570455That's way too good to be AI
>>143572089what's the reference?
>>143572089based on the filename?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_Europa
>>143512397t. Spitefag
>>143512397>STOP HAVIN FUN????
>>143572729welcome to /co/
I wish Ongeslopig and the Sloppenboer Sluts would die
>>143571583>>143571593The 16 year olds are raiding the 14 year olds who are going to do... what to us? Oh right, nothing. Anyway, thank you for bringing this good news to my attention!
>>143572935You write like that industryfag spanner
Average /co/ ongezellig interaction:
>>143512134Why
>>143572729>>143572739You can tell /co/'s changed when they bitched about the RPs
>>143573167Are the BVLLS of /co/ actually mentioned on twitter.
>>143571802artists are obsolete
>>143574098Duck off
>>143572262https://youtu.be/gT2wY0DjYGo
>>143560919why is membrane included?he doesn't even have a wife or love interestim just saying logically he shouldnt be in the cuck shed but i doubt industrycuck cares about logic in the first place
>>143575133Professor Utonium and Father also doesn't make sense for the same reasons. Cartoon dads just make him seethe that hard.
https://files.catbox.moe/cszcnd.mp4
>>143575802Nice
>>143575802Futa Mymy Koikatsu mp4 when?
Shame that studio massa quit on onegzellig
>>143577454i heard its because massa grew to hate the show's growing non-dutch fan base and subsequently cancelled ongezelig out of spite, very unfortunate really
>>143577551thats true actually
>>143577602yep, its never been more over than it is now
>>143577551Partially as they wanted it to be a tv show and wouldn’t settle for anything less than Dutch tv. They’ve been trying to pitch it for like a decade now and they’ve burned out. Easier to make cheesy history youtubes.
>>143577551>>143577771Time to join it with the BVLLS of /co/ lore
>my post mentioning what a sub-human IC is got deletedI'm starting to think that this faggot is a janny or has a janny running interference for him.
>>143512822Nice
>>143579726I never understood why they run interference. Is it like some unspoken rule to protect the board schizos?
>>143580308literally yes, they drive engagement and the jannies and mods get reviews based on it
https://files.catbox.moe/veqzj8.mp4
Have hope
>>143577771which s retarded since Euro media industry is like hollywood but on cuck steroids
>>143575802>>143580690Are these Koikatsu Party or the other maid 3D porn simulator game?
Built for gene dilution.
>>143582508Mutted
>>143574561>t. Daffy
so since Ongezellig canonically takes place in 2019 (history presentation day is Monday, October 14, which occurs that year) the girls would be about 21-22 by now. How do you think they would have each turned out?
>>143583814Autistically stuck doing the same things day in and day out like they never developed out of their teen years.
>>143583814>>143583910>2019 was five years agoFuck man…
>>143584066eh, I changed a lot in five years. I'm glad 2019 me is in the past
>>143584213yeah, 19 was before you hit puberty
>>143559042But...what about our best girl Coco?
>>143583814>>143584066i remember waiting a really long time in between new deels...and now it's all over.
>>143584213Can’t believe I’m feeling nostalgic for pre-COVID even though it’s not that long in retrospect
>>143579726Jannies just hate anything with a lot of text. That's why story posting gets deleted on site compared to image posting.
Steven and his gang of chads have managed to satisfy everyone thanks to their dicks. Smiling Friends went out of business; Mr. Boss killed himself in despair!
>>143585784It sucks that we're out of a job and our boss committed game over but…hey, at least there's little to no moms around here! No cuck shed and Nintendo Switch for us!
>>143585792Gee, aren't you fellas just damn lucky?
>>143585800Hey man, you getting cucked was a long time coming. It was going to happen with or without Steven, Finn, Marco, and Dipper.
>>143585809I walked right into that one…
>>143585815Jerry being pathetic for the umpteenth time aside, what are we going to do for a job? Smiling Friends isn't something you train for and none of us have any skills. We may have to go into the escort or mime service.
>>143585822I believe I can help you all with that. See as it turns out, me and my pals are in the market for some cuck wranglers.
>>143585828Pipokoto?
>>143585838Yes my small friend, cuck wranglers. When you fuck enough milfs, you naturally gather enough cucks. You need to feed them söylent, fix their Switch if it's broken after a temper tantrum, change their chastity cages, fit them for their cat ears and stockings, make sure they don't groom minors on Discord, limit their intake on Marvel movies and read them Jordan Peterson before bed.Me and the boys are too busy to attend to them and Greg, our mentor and supervisor, already has his hands full. So we need fellows like you to keep the cucks in line.
>>143585850How much does it pay?
>>143585860You get paid seven dollars an hour! It also comes with a boat load of benefits like watching us fuck our harem from a closet, keeping their soaked panties and drinking their used bath water.Also dental if you're into that stuff.
>>143585869Wow this is already better than our old job! We'll take your offer Mr. Pines!Pack your stuff guys; the Smiling Friends are now officially the Cuck Wranglers!
>>143585881>Three weeks laterCharlie, how's the cuck wrangling coming along? I've been hearing some not so nice things from the neighbors.
>>143585897This job fucking sucks! I can't fix this Nintendo system for shit, these "guys" keep breaking out of the shed, they keep taking off their chastity cages, I don’t know what they're doing on discord and twitter…it's a fucking mess!
>>143585910This is frustrating to hear. Normally the cucks aren't this full of testosterone; they must be shooting up HRT.Well Charlie it seems I have no choice but to bring out the big guns if we want to keep them in line. Commence Operation…Buck Breaker!
>>143585922…Alright but will we be paid for overtime?
>>143585927Ha ha! I've done it! I put everyone's semen in the food Dipper and Sharon will be having for dinner. She'll have to take me back after this!Oh hey it's the Cuck Wranglers, formerly known as the Smiling Friends. Listen, the new Pokémon game came out and even though it's complete bullshit me and the boys…uh, why are you locking all the doors and windows?
>>143585937Time to drop trow man.
>>143585944Oh no! You don't mean what I think you mean…
>>143585954DON'T MAKE ME RUIN THE BUTT PETE! I'M A WARRIOR!
>>143585962AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SAVE ME BROS!
>>143585979…And none of the cucks could sit down for a month once the wranglers were done.That's the story of how Charlie and his friends squashed the cuck uprising and how the betas learned to never question the superiority of alphas.The End.
>>143585994>Months after the failed cuck uprising.Hey Charlie, hey Pim! How goes the cuck wrangling? Are the sissies behaving themselves?
>>143586004Boss…boss! You have to come see this ha ha ha! The cucks…the cucks…pfft ha ha ha ha!
>>143586012The cucks have started holding Sunday services within the cuck sheds. Check it out!
>>143586016Oh darn, I brought the King James Version instead of the New King James Version! Would any of you fellas care to trade?
>>143586028Got an extra NKJV for you Petey boy! We Fentons always strive to make good bible buddies.
>>143586046I heard the name James, ha ha! Getting down to business, where did we leave off last service? I believe we were at the lesson "Forgiving your enemies".
>>143586050Ah my favorite Bible verses. I truly believe our Lord wants us to turn the other cheek in the face of our enemies. After all, "the meek shall inherit the earth".
>>143586054Hey everyone, mind if I show off the new song I made for services?"Our God is great, strong as the mountains~""Our God is great, mighty as the waves~""I was lost until I was shown his light~""Saved from the darkness~""Our God is great, our God, our God~"
>>143586066Glam that was…fantastic! We should all get together and record a Christian album!
>>143586079Oh maybe we can compose a soundtrack for my new Christian cartoon! It's about apples teaching kids stories from the Bible.
>>143586086Look at this shit; the cucking and the bucking shattered their minds so throughly that they turned to Christianity!This is funnier than the time Rick turned himself into a pickle!
>>143586099Oh my god…this has to be the cringiest thing I've ever seen! And I have photos of all the cucks wearing diapers!This is truly hilarious; imagine worshipping an old sky fairy in modern day!
Welp, so long to this shitass thread, see you losers later
IC truly is retarded
>>143583814>2019why not 2013? Massa was making Curry and Mayo strips from 2011 through 2014 and later. Meanwhile picrel is his promo/teaser material from 2017/2018 no idea when first posted.
>>143586617
>>143586617>Me when I once again spread misinformation because I pretend to be an old school fan when really I'm not Massa did not make this, a fan in Massadonië did. As if that wasn't obvious from the crude photoshop using (also) fan-made dakimura versions of the girls.>>143586617 is correct. He got the idea for making an independent Dutch animation somewhere around 2017 so it has to be 2019 which was his planned release. Of course, he underestimated how long the project would take to complete. Mayo and Curry still served as proto versions of what ended up being the Ongezellig girls, but it's important to remember they were just crude comic characters, not something worthy of a full series. Anyway, this thread should be another reminder that things won't get better soon. And any of you who still aren't letting go are really doing this to yourselves now.t. Not Spitefag
Meant to say >>143583814 was correct of course.
>>143586617>Back to school>Mymy holding gun
