Why did he do it?
>>151212052That's what good employees do.
Allan was redeeming himself for not eating the hot dog
>>151212082Gay people are funny.
>>151212052I did shit like this with a friend a few years ago while I was dating a chickLicked his chest, made out, jerked each other offI felt disgusted a few hours afterwards and got cleansed as soon as I couldI dont know what the fuck possessed me as I am a heterosexual male my friend was a bifag though. I honestly think faggotry is contagious.
>>151212239Lmao you are a faggot anon
>>151212239embarrassing as fuck already, but then> while I was dating a chickdoubly embarrassing
>>151212239>what
>>151212239i just think your friend made you bisexual anon
>>151212298>>151212268>>151212255>>151212252I'm straight, retardsI just had a brief moment of weakness
>>151212082Being extremely gay makes people uncomfortable and that makes people laugh.The cookie thing was so gay it's funny how weird it is.
>>151212358Nah you're a queer, but that's okay because you prefer women and won't have to complicate your life by acknowledging that you like men to some extent
>>151212239>Licked his chest, made out, jerked each other off>I dont know what the fuck possessed me as I am a heterosexual maleOne of these things is not like the other, one of these things is not like the other one-->>151212358>I just had a brief moment of weaknessHoly fuck, stop talking immediately please
>>151212239Anon you are bisexual.
>>151212358
>>151212239Straightest /co/ poster
queerbating is funny.
>>151212239Put me in the screencap fellas
>>151212239It's time to come out of the closet anon...
>>151212052>>151212239this board is so fucking gay it's unreallmaoing my ass off @ ur lyfe
>>151212239It's not weird at all anon, rasslin' with your male friends is the straightest of all activities. Have you seen a woman? They are all waifish and dainty and they smell like flowers and they have soft skin. Having sex with a woman is the gayest possible shit I can think of.
>>151212239>Claims to be straight>Describes the gayest scenario possibleKek every time.Thanks for making this thread funny, Faggot.
>>151212052Zach’s homosexuality has been shining in his show
>>151212918Where'd you post it
>>151212239did you guys eat something before you fucked? perhaps it was spiked with some fag shit
Someone is jerking off to Alan licking Mr Boss' chest as we speak. Take that as you will>>151212358Nigga, you sweet as a sugar plum
>"I sure hope the others come at the last second and save us." >Cut to brief scene of them in a shockingly homoerotic moment, nowhere near about to save or even know what Pim and Charlie are doing
>>151212408>buckbroken by a faggotLmao, enjoy the vacation buddy and don't lick cookiecrumbs off your boss' chest you fucking homo
>>151212239Friendship with someone who could be a sexual escalation with (women or homosexual men) doesn't exist, you fell for the oldest trick in the book.Now you're gonna imagine sexual tension with your male friends for the rest of your life, unconsciously or not.
so this confirms that the boss is gay?
>>151212997Having male friends is way, way easier than having female friends. t. bifag.
>>151212997Nigger, can you read?I AM NOT A FAGGOT It was just a brief, one time thing that never happened again. Do I think about it sometimes? On occasion but mostly as a reminder to never engage in that behavior again. I am still with my girlfriend, now fiance. I attend church and engage in masculine activity. I'm still friends with the bifag but I laid down the rules to him to never pull that shit again or I'm beating his assIn fact that stupid scene in smiling fags was repulsive to me and I may stop watching it. Tired of homo shit in media
>>151212239....lol
>>151212918Was it the Cheetah pic?
>>151212239hot
>>151213045>I AM NOT A FAGGOTcount your blessings you're still anonymous and not getting doxxed over this shit lmaoThread officially derailed
>>151213022>"it's almost nothing">seethes nonstop afterwardsIf you need a friend to talk to about your latent faggotry then I'm here for you. I will protect you
>>151213045>Tired of homo shit in media>Posts not just capeshit but one of the gayest characters capeshit has to offer played by a closet homosexual Canadian
>>151212052This show is highly satanic it has DEMONS and the mai character is a CATHOLIC
>>151212239Not event the gayest shit I've read, on /int/ there was this Brazilian Anon who slept with a trans person, and sucked the dick. Knew fully well too.
>>151213045Nigga just admit you committed a homosexual act
>>151213045>It was just a brief, one time thing>I attend church and engage in masculine activity.>I attend church>I AM NOT A FAGGOT>MASCULINE ACTIVITY
>>151212239>I honestly think faggotry is contagious.No, it isn't. You're just a homo in denial.
>>151213178>>151213167>Retards still being retarded There is a three strike rule to this shitOnce is just harmless curiosity Twice is deep into experimentationThrice and you just bought a one way ticket to gaytown. I only have one strike to my name and I intend to keep it that way. It was nothing more than a minor slip up
>>151213217>It was nothing more than a minor slip up>SLIP UP>deep into experimentation>BOUGHT A ONE WAY TICKET TO GAY TOWN
>>151213217Fine, Anon.Tell me, how did you reflect on your actions of your homosexual experience? What GREAT insights and wisdom have you acquired to finally give an answer to "Why the fuck did tI do that?"
>>151212239This website has its moments LMAO. I love the image of some self-hating fags past gay sex trauma being triggered by smiling friends>>151212052You'd waste perfectly good cookies just because they fell on mr boss?
>>151213217No straight man ever has a "moment of weakness" with their male friend. You're bi at best and a faggot in denial at worst.
Zach has literally always been putting stuff like this in his cartoons you fucking newfags
>>151213231Do you think I WANTED to remember this? I had it filed away as a terrible mistake and this faggot show had to remind me of itI swear they put faggotry in cartoons in order to do just that and I'm sick of it
>>151213231>reflect on your actions of your homosexual experience?>What GREAT insights and wisdom have you acquired
I'm cutting you off, You've had too many (You)s tonight>Twice is deep into experimentationOh fuck off, you're not even pretending anymore
>>151212239a prancing lala queer fag, sissy boy poofta
>>151213256>Doesn't confront the past, and reflect on his actions>He doesn't confront and reflect on the act he did so he can better move on.Nigga, if you can't conceptualize why you did it, then you're at least Bi.
>>151213045Bro is traumatized by how gay sex feels much better than fucking a woman
>>151213255They also did it with Charlie and mip in enchanted forest. Is Pim the only non-gay smiling friend? I can't think of any romantic gay moments with him, which is weird because he's the most effeminate. I guess glep is also yet to do something gay but we don't see him much... however how he gobbled that glizzy this ep is suspect
>>151213256>I had it filed away as a terrible mistake>faggot show>I swear they put faggotry in cartoons in order to do just thatMaybe it's a litmus test.
>>151213256OK the troll was believable at first but uve jumped the shark with this. Thanks for the kino anon, that was a pretty entertaining character. Repressed gay haunted by cartoons lmao
>>151212239You're just bisexual
>>151213089The Halloween epNice taste in furry girls btw
>>151212052to arouse me >>151213013bi since he canonically fucks women
>>151213327>Repressed gay haunted by cartoons lmaoWell buckle up chuckles, cus it's nuthin but gay coded for the foreseeable future.
>>151212239And I here i thought op was gay. Am I right fellas?
>>151212239Your bisexual
>>151213045It's okay, anon, you can be masculine AND gay. As a matter of fact, that's exactly what gay communities were in the 90's. Modern faggotry is more of a cultural thing.
This is the funniest thread I ever seen
I don't think Alan is into the Boss, or into sex at all for that matter, he's just really good at pleasuring people. Like that one chick in his bed from a previous episode. He feels entirely neutral about it but he's really good at it.
>>151212052WHERE'S THE LINK
>>151212239>I’m straight>does the gayest shit everYou’re a queer anon. You have to learn to accept that part of yourself
>>151213217strike 1: you licked his cheststrike 2: you made outstrike 3: you jerked him offyour ticket to gaytown has been officially stamped, sir.
How? How did Charlie not realize the photo was the inside of an asshole when he's seen so many?
>>151213469Why did he nom Charlie's nose
>>151213538autism
I love Charlie!!
>>151212052Did they go further or that was all?
>>151212052HAI, YOU JUST SEEN A COOL CARTOON CLIP FRO....WHHAAAT THE FUCCCK?????
>>151212239This is half the stories you can read on myreadingmanga
>>151212358Nigga you're in such hard denial the Egyptians want to toss Jewish babies at you.
>>151212239was he cute?
>>151213045Anon, don't let the guilt burn you out. Just accept what you enjoyed and call it a day, it's 2025, unless you live in a place where you get killed for being openly gay, you're fine.
>>151213256Oh wait a fucking moment. Is that you Canadian Smiling Friends schizo?
>>151212239In all sincerity other dudes have no such tendency at all. Like 0%. Straight edge steaight. It's either you have it or not. You can't leave it to obscurity, it's your life man Just figure it out and live accordingly, else is a road to suicide in 50 that would be very devastating for your wife and kids if such thing happens don't you think Many people are come to live in with peace that their close family is a cheater,rapist,child molester,racist, an abuser of all that kind as long as themselves are directly involved, compare to that having a daddy who is slightly bisexual and won't ever shut the fuck up about it isn't really a big deal, innit? Anyone would prefer an alive faggot living inside their house than a dead one found on a living room floor who's only contribution to their familly was dragging the whole familly with his lifelong depression.
hi hello where is the mega
>That time Mr Boss was in a biker gang and almost everyone died in a road trip
>>151213965hello don't watch it umm it's disappointing
>>151213888underrated post
>>151212239>im straight>talks about the gayest shit possibleput me in the screencap/youtube video thumbnail
>>151212239>I felt disgusted a few hours afterwardsThat doesn't necessarily mean you aren't gay anon
>>151213987but some other guy said it was the best episode yet
>>151212358You're definitely not
>>151213255Weird these schizos didn't exist back then. It should be obvious that the joke is that Alan and Boss are the most sexually repulsive men possible. It's textbook gross-out humor.
>still not on hbomaxanyone have a link?
>>151212239Thats kinda hot.
>>151213045Ok Chris Redfield
>>151214078try google.
>>151213255>you look pretty good
>>151214121try killing yourself
>>151214078https://watchluna.com/tv/watch-smiling-friends-online-free-126506/season-3-episode-5Its was on tv these guys are faggots
>>151212239
>>151212052glep spoke
>>151212239you came out of the closet and then fell down the fucking stairs
>>151213843ERM. THAT JUST HAPPENED.
This episode felt like an allergory to their experience with celebrities. Like they were invited to some Hollywood place as a favor of Boss and Charlie overheard about the supposedly A-lister who is Boss's neighbor. Charlie assumes this is his opportunity to climb up the ladder but only meets across some washed out D-lister from Mothman franchise instead. Even Pam just happens to hang out with the Mother Nature herself so effortlessly. Turns out it all began with Charlie's fault but he scapegoated Mothman without knowing how much problem he is causing and getting away from it. They kinda feels sorry for him but has no ball to apologize, blaming the psychotic Mother Nature instead. Turns out the Brown guy was retired long before and has no connection to the industry anyway. Something probably could happen with the board member of Adult Swim.
>>151213045Anon it’s okay, do what you gotta do to move on. Queerness is misery and these people want to drag you down to their state. Don’t let them grind you down.
>>151212052He thought the boss looked delicious
>>151214140that getting you closer to watching a new episode of smiling frens friend?
>>151213045Were you at least drunk or high? I am having a hard time imagining someone straight doing that while sober.
>slurpuff's mega link got taken downDammit
>>151214159Yah
>>151212239you're a faggot man....
I'm getting flashbacks to people freaking out to the incest baby episode of Rick and morty and claiming the show went too far. Like, where have you been where this is too much or or unexpected?
>>151212239Shit like this makes me really feel heterosexual. Like I can not imagine for the life of me doing any of that and I have had a handful of situations with other guys who are "going with the flow" some straight and others gay. But man I had absolutely no desire at all and while I wasn't disgusted, hell I felt flattered, I had absolutely no sexual attraction. Anyways you're still gay anon, bi at the least.
>>151212052He was simply helping him clean the cookie crumbs off his chest. Didn't you watch the episode?
>>151212239Literally that one SpongeBob meme
>>151214345There will be a new one soon.
>>151214142thanks brother man
What did Glep think?
>>151212052Why are all Cartoon characters so damn gay?
>>151214641I blame Walt Disney.
>>151212239put me in the fucking screencap
>>151214641this is not gay though, this is "haha gay", from the good ol' days that a character being gay was meant to make you laugh at him
>>151214623He was sleeping in the background, so he wouldn't know
did anyone else burst out laughing when glep said yeah? It seems that they held of that for the perfect moment and they nailed it
>>151214682>He doesn't know
>>151214742oh...
Are they making Allan do gay stuff because he has female fans?
>>151214816fujos are disgustingyes
>>151212239Hot
>>151214742Best solution to this is going back to sleep and pretending you saw nothing
>>151214816He's autistic.
>>151212239Cool story, bro.
>>151212239>decide to experiment with fag friend>imagine yourself to be the alpha male topping the femboy>fag friend whips out his giant penis and tell you to spread eaglewyd?
>>151214623He would have eaten ass if commanded to.
>>151215063NTA but I'd ask him to be gentle and maybe kiss me too, as a joke haha.
>>151212239Close, not sexuality but comfort. You might not sexually be into [X] but the internet has a way of showing you media where [X] looks cool or maybe comfortable. There are many things I've seen, smelled, heard, or tried that compared to when I saw it online and on the internet it felt like I was sold a lie. I wouldn't say it was a lie so much as not my cup of tea, but there's a difference between an idealized or romanticized version of something vs what it actually is. There are a lot of cute anime femboys I've seen online that evoke the same feeling for girls I have inside, but every time I see a femboy irl they still have men voices, men anatomy even if they try tricks like how they dress to appear a little different. I'm pretty sure I'm a furry because I've gotten so used to getting turned on by sexy anthro bodies as much as real women. Fast forward years later and I find myself on /trash/ getting into Kuromi and Animal Crossing characters, the line just keeps pushing and pushing if you explore deep enough. But I don't think that if I were to hypothetically see or experience any of these beings irl I would have the same reaction, it's easy for simple shapes to trick the brain. The internet has proven that it isn't sexuality that's contagious, it's how influencable people are when
>>151214566Been 2 hours, if not now, then when.
>>151215518*when you condition yourself into finding things pleasing. When you have real world beings next to you, when you can see different, inhuman or traits of a sex you aren't into, when you smell them or see them move, that's when it really matters I think.Remember, you're on 4chan. The pipeline into wild degeneracy is real snd common simply because people overload their brains with dopamine that you need something to keep it fresh or interesting. Sometimes that fresh, ironically, can come from something completely disgusting or unappealing, but again it's packaged palletably in the internet. You might think you're into sweat or musk until you actually experience musk/sweat and feel completely different.
>>151214345https://watchluna.com/tv/watch-smiling-friends-online-free-126506/season-3-episode-5
>>151212239>Dated a chick>Licked your homieCircumstances?
>>151212052My issue is that Boss sees the SF as his adopted children. He cries and cheers, feels pride and responsibility for them. So why the fuck is he letting his boy do that?
>>151215570Because that's a headcanon you made up, he sees them as his friends at most.
>>151215581>Mole Man>Erm, the Boss Finds Love?>Charlie Dies and Doesn't Come BackCmon now
>>151215598None of that contradicts what I said, you can feel strong emotions for your friends without necessarily seeing them as your children.
>>151215603He calls them "my boys". He says he's too old to find love and needs to focus on his work and his boys. I am not exaggerating anything
>>151215615It's a meme cartoon and nothing is meant to be serious or consistent, I'm not the other guy btw
>>151215615"my boys" doesn't necessarily mean "my children". It can be an endearing way to call your friends like "my homies" or whatever.
>>151215570You never fucked your dad?
>>151212239But did you stick your fist into his anus and eat da poo poo like ice cream?
>>151215621And part of the joke is that despite being so negligent and belligerent he seems to assume a fatherly role over the main cast. It's not like it's always relevant but I am struggling to see how this is difficult to believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrfhlonVu-o
>>151215518>>151215550>Sometimes that fresh, ironically, can come from something completely disgusting or unappealing, but again it's packaged palletably in the internet. You might think you're into sweat or musk until you actually experience musk/sweat and feel completely different.Right on the money , thanks for the insightful post anon
>>151212358>I'm straight
>>151215518>>151215550>BIG INTERNET THINK>YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY NOT BE GAY, HAHADon't make up excuses because some idiot can't come out of the closet. Just accept you at least, not caring about sexuality when it comes to sex, and just live with it. You do not have to fag out, or support LGBT or whatever, just accept what you probably like because it's better than agonizing on "OH NO, I'M GAY, REEEE".
>>151215969Do traps make you're gay?
>>151215982You're certainly not straight. Cock is involved, therefore, not straight. Every time I see it I roll my eyes because it's always some anon that thinks even being a lil gay is like some giant crime and he'll be insta gibbed on the spot because he kissed a guy and liked the taste of his cherry chapstick.
>>151212239>>151212358How you identify is obviously up to you anon but don't think badly of yourself because you experimented. It's not dirty and neither are you. You were curious enough to try something new and it turned out to not be your thing, but it's not some sort of mark on the fabric of your soul.
>>151212239Well, if it made you uncomfortable, yeah, you don't like dudes. But, hey, no harm in trying once.
>>151215570Alan isn't a smiling friend
>>151212239Boys will be boys!
I think this is my favorite season so far.It feels like they’ve finally found a groove with the writing and scenarios (mostly the B plots being way less intrusive). I’m also glad they aren’t relying on “le funny realistic dialogue” so much this time around. It’s great.
>>151212239Is this how easy it is to get (You)'s on /co/?
>>151216012>You're certainly not straightI'm not trying to sound hardass about this, but it's a 'yes or no' question. Gay for a man means you want male anatomy, you want cock and the man, not that you want a non-woman. What if it's an unnatural scenario where you have cock but otherwise a woman? Say you like burgers but dont like pickles, yet the world uses all sorts of traditional condiments- ketchup, mustard, onion, mayo, tomatoe, lettuce, and pickles- to paint the picture of a good deluxe burger. You still don't like pickles, you don't like the briney salty tang of them. But over time seeing pickles in commercials and on adverts on the burger does play into your appreciation for what you do like. This is how that "idealized comfort" that I was talking about roots itself in your mind. You then go out and order a burger with pickles looking for that experience you saw advertised to you only to realize you still don't like burgers, you just CONVINCED yourself you'd might like it this time around. That's exactly what happens with traps, femboys, cartoon animals, etc. It becomes familiar and charming to you, maybe not in an initially sexuql way but because sexuality is founded on comforts, if something passes the comfort test then that's the first gate of interest. It's not sexy, you don't irl want it, but your brain sees it as "good enough" or that afformentioned freshness.
>>151213255Zach is closet gay using “haha gay” humor to get out his fantasies
>>151216187Correction>*looking for that experience you saw advertised to you only to realize you still don't like pickles
>>151212239No straight dude just does gay shit accidentialy you fag. Only women do that. Locker rooms dont count of course.
>>151215982>is sex with a man gayYeah, it's pretty gay.
>>151212358>I AM NOT GAY>I HAVE RELATIONSHIPS WITH A WOMAN AND I KISSED, LICKED AND JERKED MY FRIEND OFF A FEW YEARS AGO BUT IT WAS A BRIEF MOMENT OF WEAKNESS
>>151216258>Locker rooms dont count of coursemaybe anon was in a locker room, he didn't specify
>>151212052Why did Glep pretend to be asleep?
>>151212052Felt like a "going through the motions" episode desu, which wouldn't be a problem if there more than 8 eps a season. I thought there'd be a bigger twist to Mother Nature, and Pin and Charlie are starting to feel like the weakest characters.
>>151216399saying something would have been awkward
>>151212358What the heck? This guy is FREAKING OUT!
>>151216399He woke up at the worst possible moment
Allan's such a fucking freak.
>>151212239I used to be like this and now im in a t4t4t4t girl polycule and am happier than ever so just stop repressing yourself and admit you liked it
>>151212239>I'm straight>does a bunch of gay shitwe have a precedent for that here.
>>151212052Mr.Boss looked delicious, like Moleman's penis.
>>151212239Anon, you are also a bifag.
>>151216706Speak english next tine when you're talking. It's rude to be a filthy fucking foreigner on an english imageboard
>>151216892It is English. I'm saying I am now a trans girl in a relationship with 3 other trans girls and am happier than when I was a "straight" "guy"
>>151212052It was a delectable cookie.What, you'd just let those crumbs go to waste?
