>wonder why Rosalina had to fight a giant robot
>voice actor
well now we know Rolsalina will be a girl boss

>>151245607
Could they not have achieved her standing in front of an explosion while looking smug without a giant robot.

I'm just gonna torrent this unless my brother invites me to see it as we saw the first movie.
At the end when he asks me what i think I'll mention one memorable scene and lie saying "It was good" when in actual truth i hated it

>>151245589
Anon, she's the star of two of the biggest movies of all time

>>151245589
Nobody cares about your little incel opinions and kids will love the movie.

>>151245589
the whole captain marvel thing was 6 years ago. You think kids today give a shit?

>>151245680
>Kids love bright flashing colours with no substance
No shit, aren't u a smart guy

>>151245714
Never forget the 14+ months of endless Brie Larson spam threads captain marvel both on /tv/ & the cartoon board.

We don't want this hag rewarded after that is it really so hard to understand

>>151245714
Grifters will never allow you to forget, expect the usual suspects to make videos about this in the next day or so.

>>151245659
>At the end when he asks me what i think I'll mention one memorable scene and lie saying "It was good" when in actual truth i hated it
This is what I do when I see a movie with my friend. We saw the first one and I just focused on the easy-outs like hearing the theme as Mario and Donkey Kong ran around or the animation quality. Literally just say the animation quality was great and you'll sound impressed and not really have to strain yourself hyping up something disappointing. This is just like when I got my money back for BASEketball.

>>151245589
who's voicing Bowser Jr? that sounded awful

>>151245744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUqSNbJuGOw

>>151245768
I thought it was Jack Black ran through a terrible voice pitching filter but apparently it was some guy with a scary face.

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>>151245607
>>151245616
Rosalina is probably going to be characterized as the strongest character but is shy or anti-social as a person since Peach already fulfills the girlboss leader archetype.

>>151245848
chud here, she is a girl boss but i still enjoyed the movie

>>151245794
>She'll be MCU Captain Marvel
Neat

>>151245848
Same thing is happening with Predator: Badlands.

>>151245848
OP is an obvious shitstirrer yes. This happens with all new content.

>>151245794
Honestly they seem interchangeable so far except that they lean more on the humor of "I may look dainty and composed, but I can solo you and then stand in front of your explosion slightly smug." Like I could easily imagine Peach having a "decent mom" moment with her Toads and telling them a story in the same way she does to the Lumas. They're interchangeable aside from a slight difference in comedy displaying how cool they are. Peach is just... vaguely more hotheaded so you couldn't imagine her building up her composure like Rosalina does getting her wand.

Daisy will probably be equally interchangeable except with a little more energy because tomboy. It's fucking tiring. They really removed the individuality of these girls.

>>151245907
>They really removed the individuality of these girls.
Tbf they didn't really have much personality to begin with. Mario games aren't like Sonic

>>151245589
It was a weird decision yeah, but I don't think it'll be enough to make the movie flop.

Kid's movie + huge franchise and companies backing it + Nintendies fans guarantees it'll at the very least pay itself

>>151245589
Nintendo is fashionably late to everything, trends and online and shit.

>>151245589
Watch /co/ spam crying "le woke" and when it grosses a bill. watch that same people start saying the film is conservative and stuff.

How did the left lose the argument and the culture war this hard?

>>151245926
They were still distinct enough despite the sugar-coated family friendly nature of Mario. Peach was very girly and feminine. Daisy was just a plucky happy girl. Rosalina was the fair, calm, and modest one. Simple personalities are still personalities, and you can make archetypes distinct from one another very easily.

All I can remember about the first film is that clip of Dunkey laughing his ass off at the Chris Pratt reveal in the voice cast announcement.

>>151245607
Rosalina was always cringe autism shit. Casting Larson and making her a "girl boss" is perfect.

>>151245987
Did they lose the culture war though? Sure, Trump got elected, but that was mostly due to the economy and because Biden fucked up. If anything the backlash to Trump is reinvigorating the Left culturally.

>>151246003
but Rosalina has to be calm and mysterious, otherwise my autism is going to go wild because she won't be like in the game

>>151245589
It's, uh, not flopping.

Rosalina and Bowser Jr. are the Nintendo equivalent of "Sonic's shitty friends". Autism fodder. I can safely skip this.

>>151245589
She's a chud in real life.

>>151246102
Nah she's great, so is her girlfriend

this movie is gonna be boring like the first huh?

Thank fuck i'll be listening to the good dub

>>151245714
>>151245753
Not along Ragebaiters and Grifters keep it alive. Cause that all they do is incite people and make feel and thinks how they think. And it's not out of caused they actually believe what they're saying half the time it's purely out of wanting attentions. Some will straight up make lies about something a celebrities didn't say/do and hope theirs viewers are dense enough to buy it and not try to drive deeper and try finding the sources to theirs claims.

Best examples of this is MIKE ZEROH. That man videos are nothing but lies and yet chose to listen.

>>151246143
>Ragebaiters and Grifters keep it alive.

Most of the grifttubers are dying off. Other than drunk scottsman guy, very few of these channels are doing well. Most people have caught onto the grift by now.

It's trash

>>151246178
Thank god took people long enough.

who would you be casting as Rosalina tho?

>>151245744
I think some grifters are still harping on her

>>151245988
Everyone saw Peach, Rosalina, and Daisy as seperate characters with their own fans up until the first movie came out, then suddenly the niche of hags complaining Mario women weren't super developed and were unidentifiable amongst each other became everyone for the sake of defending the movie change and culture war. Now people act like you could never tell a difference because the games are simple and in the modern age people can only think in extremes. There's no ability or interest to understand anything nuanced. Which ironically you have to do anyway because now have to discern them through "who is a total badass slightly differently?" The nuance went from "loveable basic cast in a broad-appeal family game series" to "perfect powerhouses." "Who's cute and fun more to you" became "well, I guess Peach wouldn't have composed herself before slaying a robot?"

>>151246219
It literally doesn't matter but they should cast actual VA to save on costs but Illumination seems to have bottomless pockets so they can afford a voice cast filled with A-listers apparently.

>>151245907
>Daisy will probably be equally interchangeable except with a little more energy because tomboy
Daisy is also showing up?

>>151246250
I call them Blue Peach and Yelow Peach.

>>151246274
Not confirmed but it's to be expected at some point. With how much they're mashing together and the desert setting people thought they'd speedrun the princess introductions in this movie but they haven't teased her or anything (though they also completely ignored Yoshi in this direct/trailer.) Idk. Maybe they'll just fuck up a Luigi's Mansion spinoff by having him meet her for that. You can't have a movie about a male character going solo without a girl partner.

Imagine the girl bussy tho.

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>Bowser Jr. has the color scheme he had in Mario Wonder
weird choice

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>>151246338
The ghost dog will speak and be voiced by Awkwafina. It will sing "diggity bark diggity barkk barkk"

>>151246373
voiced by waterboard wendy?

>movie is called Super Mario Galaxy
>it's actually a Sunshine/Odyssey/Wonder/ movie

So how long until this movie promotes Traditional Family Values?

I wonder if they are going to make a UR MR GAY reference

>>151245848
lapping up slop made for 8 year olds to own the chuds

>>151246416
Around when it breaks $700M

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>>151246423
>HE MR GAY

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>>151246397
It's actually called Princess Peach Galaxy Movie.

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Wonder why Nintendo ditched animation for the Zelda movie.

Also the guy playing Link is also playing Daeron in HOTD S3.

>>151245589
It's not even like she has a good voice to justify that casting...

>>151246466
holy crap Lois, they did it

>>151246470
I wonder how people will rationalize her being perfect at flying through fucking space rings. Before the excuse was she trained as an infant and knew the lay of the land. Is she supposed to have gone to space before to not be a little wobbly or caught off guard in any way? Can't wait for Mario to go and fumble into everything.

>>151246472
maybe they are going to try to do some LODR kind of a things and thought having people suited it better

Isn't Rosalina being a powerhouse true to her character? She's a heavy kart character

>>151246013
Considering how many of the blatant culture war pandering movies from hollywood flopped and were received so badly that the biggest media empires in the world had to do a 180 on countless projects, I'd say they're doing pretty badly. They haven't completely thrown in the towel, but Hollywood burned billions on girlboss movies and modern audience-oriented reboots and relaunches of once-beloved series. They will continue to gradually pull back until they can figure out a new angle to approach shit, but just like GamerGate was right in the long-term, it's very much looking like the anti-woke pushback against this sort of shit will have the last laugh.

>Princess Peach is in danger and needs YOUR help Mario!
>actually she solos Bowser and his entire castle's army before accidentally lighting a bombomb and knocking herself backwards
>Rosalina is in danger from kid Bowser and needs YOUR help Mario!
>actually she solos kid Bowser and even enjoys his explosion behind her, and if anything happens Peach is going there to fight!
Can they actually remember to fucking have Mario BE PRESENT and not put him in a completely seperate location until the last second after the women do everything but backtrack when they remember it's a Mario movie?
>they go to the desert
guess fucking not

>>151246501
I was thinking more about how are they doing it without Luma's help

>>151246569
Do you think that singular movie represents the last decade of MCU and Star Wars flops?

>>151246558
>The Super Mario BROTHERS
>actually Luigi is locked up and doing nothing for most of the film
>Mario spends more time on screen with Seth Rogen Kong than his own brother

>>151245848
Watch the first movie's PV again, peach was already shown to be an annoying girlboss. Rosalina at the very least has the benefit of the doubt.

>>151246614
Did they really flop because they were "girlboss movies?" Literally all the MCU movies this year starred male leads. Meanwhile Barbie was the highest grossing film of 2023, and that was more woke than Star Wars or Marvel ever was.

>>151246569
That just doesn't count.

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>>151246631
Peach was also a girlboss in Super Mario Adventures comic but Mario still had to rescue her

Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a Mario movie where Mario is able to actually fight and do cool stuff. Could you guys imagine?

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>>151246678
You're in luck anon that movie exists! It was a pretty underground release and not a lot of people saw it so you probably just missed it.

>>151246534
She's a light weight in smash

>>151246703
Wow, so you mean Mario gets to be the hero and doesn't just fumble his way through the movie like a complete oaf until two minutes before the credits?

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All the culture war discourse around this movie is basically just seething about the 18th million example of a character type and dynamic that started with Princess Leia

>>151246718
He even gets to be the hero who saves the day with his brother! Its a film thats impossible to be offended by!

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>>151246558
It really is bizarre how Peach easily could've handled Bowser and everything herself but she just made one random mistake. It wasn't even that she lit the bomb by accident, she lit the arrow in lava and was going to use him as extra damage. She just got distracted for a second when they needed an excuse to let Mario actually get there. It's like how when Mario is actually doing something at the very end Peach is easily restrained by 2 koopas holding one arm each. No karate or head butting or kicking.

Also why is she the ugliest fucking character

Is the Mario Movie woke again its hard to keep track?

If Rosalina is so godlike and powerful, uh...why did she need Mario to stop Bowser, again?

>itt: /co/ demonstrates it doesn't understand movie finances, doesn't understand why people are burnt out on over competent female characters, and desperately tries to bait "da chuds" into crashing out.

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Well /co/?

>>151246744
Through his own skills and prowess, and not because he got a magic "I win" McGuffin, right?

>>151246784
>see a movie making a lot of money actually means its failing because im offended

>>151246777
She probably sent some royal message to Peach to come help her. She confidently fucks up Baby Bowser's giant stupid robot, but then he reveals he had some extra trick up his sleeve. Peach comes and tries to save Rosalina while Mario is sent on some sort of fetch quest for some reason. He eventually makes it to space way after Peach goes there on her own epic mission and not because she's kidnapped.

Which is sad. You'd think the one fucking thing they'd want to keep is having the entire castle lifted into space. That was the one crazy cinematic element they could've kept, but I guess that would've been related to kidnapping her.

>>151246788
I take 10

>>151246834
I meant in the Mario Galaxy game. People always talk about how Rosalina is basically god, but she does jack shit to help until the last possible minute.

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Briefu is bestfu
Captain Marvel 3 and Metroid when

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>>151246788
Something that really pisses me off about these movies is that all the fantasy depictions of Peach are better than her real self. Bowser glazes her as this kind-hearted beauty, Rosalina's picturebook makes her a picture-esque actually cute princess with her hands clasped together surrounded by flowers and a rainbow. Even the stain glass window on her castle with her looking wistful feels distant to her movie self.

>>151246656
Barbie is maybe the worst example you could have picked, because it succeeded based on an overhyped meme (Barbenheimer) and Ryan Gosling as Ken.

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>>151246788
More like belongs in my ASS

>>151246817
Anon I was referring to this post>>151246569 in regards to movie finances but I can see you need to assume everyone is some ideological enemy to make it through the day without killing yourself.

>>151246704
And yet, none of the movies are successful, a dozen movies that were in the works have been cancelled, dozens more we didn't even know about aren't getting made, and despite spending billions, they have nothing to show for it.

>>151246948
You think the big budget colorful crowd-pleaser based on one of the most recognizable IPs in the western world is the one that got carried and not the highbrow R-rated biopic?

>>151246993
Not him but I think you could say both films were carried by the stupid meme. That's pretty much what a modern audience is, people who are swayed by that type of shit. All those videos of grown adults screaming chicken jockey and throwing their popcorn while the kids tell them to shut up weren't AI-made. This is just the world we live in now.

>>151246978
>You didn't beat me cause I said your correct arguement in a goofy way
Don't worry anon. I'm sure some day they'll cure your low iq.

>>151246358
>weird choice
Not really. Nintendo probably approves of the tie-in to their most recent game (and may have even mandated it), but the different color scheme is just more visually interesting. Additionally, Bowser will probably have his normal color scheme when not wearing the bandana, obviously.

I hate when people say something is "weird" but then it makes sense as soon as you think about it for two fucking seconds, lmao.

>>151245665
And of the biggest Marvel flop of all time.
>>151245794
If you play Super Mario Galaxy its obvious she is one of the most OP Mario characters.

Cannot wait for Super Peach Galaxy this April. It's nice they gave Mario and Luigi a brief cameo too.

Fine, YOU cast Samus then.

And she has to be white.

>>151246501
>Can't wait for Mario to go and fumble into everything.
Same. The seething from retards like you will be glorious.

>>151246916
>finally learns why anons say 2d>3d
her 3d model is cute but the artistry behind 2d works enhances the imagery while a 3d model is much more difficult to evoke that same level of cute or pretty for Peach. Also it doesn't help that her movie model imo is one of the ugliest peach 3d models despite its graphical fidelity

>>151246948
Holy copium Batman

>>151245794
Remember that guy who hated Rosalina so he bought all of her amiibo so no one else could get one? That was weird.

>>151246656
Thunderbolts had a female main character, and FF was a co-lead between a man and a woman. Only BNW had a solo male lead.

>>151245848
I remember those chuddies.
They shut up real quick after the first weekend box office.
Pathetic influencers.

>>151245768
The guy that directed Uncut Gems and Smashing Machine

>>151246501
>getting this autistic over Peach being able to do stuff
Mario saved her in the first movie btw your dumbass girlboss narrative doesn't work

>>151245848
We no longer have an autist promoting to be madame president, you faggot.

>>151247464
I've never heard someone call Kamala Harris an "autist" before. Any other insult sure, but autistic? lmao

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>>151245589
I didn’t even know Rosalina was in the trailer. That segment with Bowser talking to the bros was a huge turnoff for me that I couldn’t make it past that.

>>151247421
Only because he got the one item in the setting that'd let him do so. He managed to grab the "I win" item, he didn't save her by personal growth or having learned to be a badass, he just got an OP item that let him win without fail.

>>151245589
>could of picked any cute blue eyed blonde
>we get the hag
>hollywood nepotism once again

>>151245589
>all the faggots ITT crying about Peach making paragraph long schizo posts to justify their seething
None of you actually watched the movie or saw things you wanted to see

>>151247661
I watched the movie, it was shit and Peach was shit

>>151247611
>main characters uses power up to beat bad guy just like in the games
Woah no way
Also this is not an argument, you have nothing to say so you act like a story using a normal method of the hero prevailing is somehow "plot armor"

>>151247707
>Erm, just like the games!
So, Peach should be the damsel in distress, then? It's just like the games, after all.

>>151247697
>the only people that disliked the mo ie are emotionally retarded autists
Checks out

>>151247720
Yes and she was, she fucked up so Mario came and saved the day with Luigi
Did you even watch the movie faggot?

>>151247720
>being this pedantic
Lmao no argument cuz she still got captured dumb fuck

>>151247722
>Typed so fast that he misspelled movie
Why are you so mad?

>>151245848
Because Girlboss Peach didn't actually do anything important and its Mario who fights Donkey Kong and defeats Bowser.

Whatever. At least its not Taylor Shit, thats all that matters.

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>>151247885
I unironically would have preferred Scarlett

>>151247904

I wouldn't have minded Sydney.

I just really hate the whole 'big, scary, tough enemy is actually EZ trash' thing.

>>151247936
To be fair, Megaleg's not that hard in Galaxy

>>151245589
va pop culture is pure shit, you're either replaced by an ai or a celebrity with third rate va skills

>>151246903
> Captain Marvel 3 and Metroid when
Considering Samus is canonically trans then I guess Hunter would be a reasonable choice.

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>Chuds were wrong about Captain Marvel
>Now they think Rosalina won't make money

>>151246219
how about an actual VOICE actress?

>>151246670
The Mario Movie would've been kino if it was anything close to this comic.

>>151247981
I'd like to see Captain Marvel succeed today now that Endgame is done with.

>>151247981
Why do you fags always make the conversation about money rather than quality?

>>151247989
like who?

>>151247989
She’s an actress and she has a voice what more do you want?

>>151247977
It's the far future and Samus has losttek gene therapy even by that standard, she can be played by Brie

>>151248016
ScarJo? At least she has SOME background with Spongebob and Transformers

>>151247995
You mean The Marvels?

>>151247791
And then she freed herself.

>>151247989
Yeah, sure, lets get Kristen Schaal again.

>>151248046
You sure you want to go with that flop?

>>151245589
>the shilling for the character and her games flopped
>now this
I couldn't be happier that Galaxy and Rosalina got fucked immensely.

>>151247737
>Hey, Mario was a bumbling oaf that just barely managed to do anything of worth for 95% of the movie, but he got to do something neat a minute before the credits, so that's good, right?

>>151246888
It's because people are just idiots.
Rosalina's role is playing mommy for the Lumas who are the ones actually doing the cosmic stuff. Rosalina herself is just a vaguely magic space mom.

>>151248063
I thought that was the point? It was Captain Marvel’s “success” post Endgame.

Still haven't seen the first one to this day.

It's telling how furious people get over others just wanting a Mario movie where he gets to be competent and do cool stuff for the entire movie rather than Princess Peach being the badass and him as the bumbling sidekick.

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>It has been almost a decade later and Brie Larson is still the object of obsession by people who vocally hate her
Captain Marvel came and went, and haven't heard of her in years.

>>151245589
>Brie Larson as Rosalina
What were they actually thinking? The first movie wasn't great and Chris Pratt as Mario sucked, but this is getting ridiculous. I'm now expecting them to have Pedro Pascal as Wario next.

>>151248174
She hasn't changed as a person, though, and she's blatantly still bitter and hateful to anyone that criticizes her for any reason. You can tell she still has a huge chip on her shoulder.

>>151248164
>Mario trains all movie
>Luigi spends all movie in a cage
>Both are equally competent at the end of the movie
Mario's trash, Luigi's GOAT

>>151248174
who cares about Captain Marvel nigger, I think they could have had better choices for Rosa.

>>151248139
It’s painfully corporate. It lets you know this right from the start when Beastie Boys’ “No Sleep Till Brooklyn” plays because, well, the Mario Brothers are in Brooklyn so there’s no choice but to license a song that mentions Brooklyn.

>>151248200
Mariojobbers...

>>151248223
reminda me of tom an jerry movie where the seagulls sing to pop song in the opening and musically shits on the others face. good opening

>>151246373
I hate that I can picture this perfectly without doubt.

>>151246338
Didn't even think about that. Daisy going in to show Luigi up in his spin-off makes so much sense. Candy Kong will get the Tawna treatment for Donkey Kong's movie as well.

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Will the girls let Mario play outside this time?

It ends with Mario getting cucked by a Peach and Rosalina kiss scene btw.

>>151248316
Mario and Luigi are gonna dick around in the desert and MAYBE will get to be useful in the last minute or so of the film.

>>151248316
Mark my words. Mario and Luigi will be too busy doing a mad max parody with Daisy as some badass reference.

>>151248063
Would've easily made another Briellion if not for the SAG strike

>>151248365
>Mario and Luigi will be too busy doing a mad max parody with Daisy
imagine if Daisy had a side of her head shaved or something like that, i'm glad Nintendo won't allow such a thing

>>151246704
>>151246726

Star Wars' troubles are well documented. Its fine to think the "girl boss" character didn't contribute to that; I don't because I don't think one singular archetype can ruin a movie, but just pretending everything's fine makes you look delusional or dishonest.

Playing Paper Mario right before the first movie was a mistake

Seeing the Larson bootlickers come out of the woodwork is insane. They really pretend like she's God's gift to acting.

>>151248442
snark aside i really hate that people got my hopes up before the first movie that nintendo would never allow peach to have been altered as much as she was. just made it sting that much more

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>>151248197

Also everyone here doesn't know what a girlboss even means.

>REEEE!!! REEE!!! CHRIS PRATT CAN'T EVER GET WORK! FUCK THAT FUCKING CHUD FUCK!
>Heh, look at all these grifters not liking Brie Larson being Rosalina, how pathetic

>>151248792
Chris Pratt unironically shouldn't have been so expensive to begin with. We could be getting GotG4 and other material, but he demands a bajillion dollars.

>>151248822
Doesn't matter, the hypocrisy is just noteworthy. People were malding and throwing fits over him being Mario, then turn around and shame others for not wanting Larson in the movie.

>>151245589
>This shit is real
ew gonna have to watch in Japanese now

>>151248876
Because Chris Pratt is bad and Brie Larson is good.

>>151245589
Times have changed, Brie is queen now

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>>151249117
Always has been

>Brie Larson
Lol. Exactly what that awful character deserves. Pity about the movie tho.

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Don't care who her VA is. The character design is pure sex.

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>>151245589
>japs still casting VO's based on how they look compared to the character they voice

>>151245659
Why do you feel the need to lie to your brother while being honest in here with a bunch of internet strangers ?

>>151249569

>he thinks it was Nintendo

>>151248792
>>151248876
They were unironically right because Chris Pratt fucking sucks as Mario.

>>151249875
And Brie sucks as Rosalina, so I guess it evens out.

>Trailer only shows women doing the action stuff
Yeah, I think I'm going to skip this one. The novelty of a Mario movie being game accurate has worn off.

>>151249962
Thank you based time traveler.

>>151249972
But don't you understand? It's like Miyamoto said, Peach was ALWAYS like this!

>>151249979
You realize there are clips of her VA work already, right?

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>>151245589
We all knew where the Mario movie sequel was headed. Don't go acting surprised now...

>>151250007
As Rosalina? Post them time traveler.

>>151250043
They were literally in the direct, you fucking retard.

>>151250043
I even timestamped it for you, champ.
https://youtu.be/oH5wC-0sFDA?t=43

>>151250062
>>151250063
I appreciate you doing the work for me.

>>151250063
this felt like a self aware joke about this thread
>here is Peach
>but we want to hear about Mario!
lel

>>151249787
Boco, muh man, you're old enough to know N has the final say in casting

>>151250063
wtf is up with Jr's eyes?

>>151250170
Weed addiction.

>>151250126

Yeah, but who do you think pushed for celebrity VAs? Illumination, just like they do with every other movie of theirs.

>>151250063
She's great already

>>151250266
Quirky gamer women amirite

>>151250063
>>151250224
honestly, she is not bad, but Bowser Jr sounds like crap tho, why he has the voice of a grown man?

>>151249573
>why do you care about the opinions and feelings of someone close to you as opposed to a bunch of random faggots
Are you autistic or just really dumb?

>>151245589
This is a Brie board fagola

>>151250266
She did that back in 2007? is Brie... our gamer gal?

>>151248174
I wonder if she still has toenail fungus?

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>>151250329
And our queen of /co/

>>151250266
>Made up story people cling onto as fact
This is embarrassing.

>>151250352
i hope she has taken better care of her feet

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WarioWare movie when?

>>151250266
Yes.
That sounds like a real thing that really happened.
She is so gamercore.
I am so happy and excited that she is in the Mario product now because of this story.
Thank you for sharing this, anonymous.

>>151250379
>>151250356
>>151250297
t. butthurt daisyfags

>>151250377
Wario ware should be animated shorts

>>151250399
Daisy isn't even in this movie schizo.

>>151246178
>>151246206
lol, no, as long as Hollywood keeps making garbage movies and actors keep being unable to shut up off-screen, media sloptubers will do just fine.

So excited for the Zelda movie where Link gets to kill one (1) Deku Baba (and just barely, too) while Zelda does everything else.

>>151250492
That's why it's called the Legend of Zelda and not the Legend of Link.

>>151250507
Then why isn't the Super Mario Bros. movie about the Super Mario Bros.?

>>151250442
Daisy bros... our gal is nowhere to be seen...

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>mommy is playing another super powered space princess who wins every fight

>>151249511
More princess porn is the one thing keeping me permanently positive on these movies.

>>151250561
Didn't she get decimated by Thanos?

>>151250523
Next you'll be complaining Jaws isn't the hero and gets little screentime in Jaws.

>>151250523
That title is ironic.

>>151250216
N pushed for the celebrities they wanted obviously

>>151250615
Nice deflection.

>>151250650

I dunno, I wouldn't be surprised if Illumination demanded celebrity VAs, and Nintendo had to pick from a list they made. Sounds more likely.

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>>151250035
>Never a scene where they all in allusion say "Im' not like most girl..." and awkwardly peter out when they realised they all said it.

>>151250655
Well excuuuse me, princess!

>>151250675
Miyamoto and company chose the voice actors from what Illumination sent them. So yeah, you are correct.

>>151250675
If you think Illumination can bully Nintendo into doing anything they don't want with Mario you're retarded

>>151250825
>>151250841
So which is it?

>>151250841
They already turned Mario into a retarded loser that can't do anything right, so...

>>151250934
The first one. That one is real and confirmed.

>>151250841
>>151250958
Maybe they're thinking that Mario is already an unsinkable brand, so they might as well try to pull up their Princesses so they can use them in future solo games more successfully, especially since Hollywood retards want to do girl-led movies anyway.

It's crazy how Nin "Bowser isn't stirring his coffee the right way" tendo folded over backwards and let Illumination just do whatever they want with the IP.

>>151249511
>The Daisy porn will inevitably be overshadowed by the Rosalina porn
Man fuck this movie.

>>151251052
>Did Blackrock or some other American Jew firm acquire a chink of Nintendo recently by any chance?
>check
Yes, they did. They are the largest single shareholder now at 7%.

>>151251052
It's clear they wanted to appeal to the US market. Notice how the movies feel like the US perception of Mario. How the movies are more inspired by DIC's cartoons than anything else.

Hollywood managed to corrupt them, with the irony being the fact Illumination is moreso French. They needed to pick a Japanese studio instead and produce it even more in-house.

>>151246993
>crowd-pleaser
The movie was an hour of bullshit and then another hour of impotent feminist whinging. Did you miss the part where the movie came out and then everyone forgot about it because once you got past the meme, all you had was another round of Ryan Gosling memes?

>>151251134
And now they got Sony for Zelda. What's next, Disney for Metroid? It's crazy how they don't just get a competent anime studio to make a movie.

>>151251188

For some reason they don't want to, at least not after the Pokemon movies died.

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>>151245589
the yoshis island shit not being in the trailer WHATSOEVER has me worried its gonna be some illumination nintendo app short films bullshit

>>151251225
That's Game Freak, not Nintendo.

>>151245794
>Rosalina is probably going to be characterized as the strongest character but is shy or anti-social as a person
So basically... Rosalina?

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>>151245589
When the movie makes two billion dollars, will people still complain that it's woke?

>>151245589
I AM NOT SEEING THIS FILM FOR 6 YEAR OLDS BECAUSE OF THE CASTING. SORRY NINTENDO YOU HAVE LOST ME. seth rogen was ok tho lollllll

>>151251653
Dont you care about the wokeness?
The popular actress got a role in a kids film!
Oh also the president is a pedo but the integrity of the super mario franchise is in danger
Take this seriously!

>>151251546
Rosalina is so powerful she needs Mario to fight her battles for her, so amazing...

>>151251653
Brie Larson isn't there to draw in six year-olds.

>>151251741
My kid told me his entire first grade class is refusing to see it because of Brie Larson and said how the woke mind virus is being perpetuated by Hollywood elites. Then he told me ate 2 apples today and wants to grow up to be an airplane.

>>151251797
I don't want to imagine anyone on this board near a child, let alone have one

>>151246178
They're dying off because, unironically, Hollywood being absolute shite is expected. Nobody wants to go out of their way to watch someone tell them that Woke Marvel movie #32 is bad, they knew and fell off the bandwagon years ago, so they're not interested.

It's a good thing, really, on both sides.

>>151248000
>Why do you fags always make the conversation about money rather than quality?
Because movies need to sell to truly succeed. Studios ain't making these flicks for free. It makes money, and you'll get sequels and other movies like it. If it doesn't, kiss it goodbye for maybe another decade.

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>Hey Bowser Jr, got something for me?

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>>151251188
>What's next, Disney for Metroid?
Well, they own Fox now, and Fox makes the Alien movies, so that'd certainly be a wild full-circle situation
Not saying I WANT Disney to do Metroid, far from it, in fact

>>151251616
>thinking woke complains will ever stop

>>151251052
I feel like Nintendo got progressively worse since Iwata died.

>>151252393
Some of their worst anti-consumer practices started under his leadership, so I'd say they're just honoring his legacy.

>>151245589
Brie Larson also played Envy in Scott Pilgrim, both in the movie and in Takes Off, and totally nailed her character.

>>151252063
At this point I wouldn't even be surprised. Nintendo just gives their IPs to the worst studios they can find.

Yeah yeah Nintendo is done for this time, two more weeks

>>151245589
I might be old (just made 48), but what the fuck HAPPENED to actors and actresses? The goal used to be to land roles in important, mature, historical, Emmy-award winning movies. Now it's just to be in pathetic braindead summer "blockbusters", straight to streaming crap, and childrens' movies. Da fuq?!

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>>151245589
The Carol /co/rps run this board. One general a week every week for 5+ years. You're not stomping us out.

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>>151245589
I’m thankful they didn’t let her do Samus like she wanted.
God, what a shitshow that would’ve been.

>>151245589
>chuds said the same thing about captain marvel

>>151253811
Anon, she's still going to play Samus.

>>151245744
The spam of her movie making an easy billion and /tv/ losing their shit over it?

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Can't wait for /ourgirl/ to bank another Briellion.

>>151253856
Reddit is gonna be upset

>>151253886
>shes wearing the Olympic uniform designed based on her girlbossness
Reeeeeeeee

>>151253911
Reddit worships her, though.

>all this irony
How does Brie do it? How does she out Morb Jared Leto?

why did people hate this chick in the first place again? I don't pay attention to celebrity news.

>>151253726
>The goal used to be to land roles in important, mature, historical, Emmy-award winning movies.
those don't make money and don't help careers.
Oscars have become notorious for killing career momentum if you win them too early

>>151254827
she shit on men in interviews

>>151249511
>>151247029
i see the braindead spam has already started

>>151246472
The only thing I want from the Zelda movie is that it's not based on BOTW, I'm fucking sick of this era

>>151250266
>make up a story about how you always stomped koopas, biggest fan ever happy for the role!
>but make yourself look like a turbo bitch in the process
im so fucking tired of everything god DAMN IT

>>151254942
I've shit on men and women and men who pretend they're women on 4chan, you'll need to give more than that to make me hate her.

so, why was she hated again?

>>151250316
I still don't understand.
Your brother asks (You) if you If liked the movie, just be honest and say what you thought.
Did he work in the movie or is there any other reason why you'd rather lie to him, maybe so as not to hurt his feelings (but then, regarding what)?

>>151245794
>almost as sex as her va

>>151255118
Shes a sucessful woman. Nothing filters /co/ more than that. They said capt marvel would flop and she laughed at us as she made a clean billion

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Larson was horrible in Captain Marvel, but to be fair she was in a bad movie with a bad script playing a bad character.

She is a good actor in everything else I have seen her in and she actually seems to like vidya. More gamer cred than Pratt and crushing turties at least.

>>151245589
theres still people on /tv/ loving and posting her, me included

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>>151245589
She's pulling her cock out!

>>151255800
>bad script playing a bad character.
That's exactly what she will be doing in this film too though

>>151245607
>The same argument about Peach from years ago.
>So damn stupid and ass as burned as Pompeii that is incapable of seeing that.

>>151255049
She made up a story in 2020 for a role in a Nintendo movie that didn't exist yet because Nintendo weren't interested in movies then?

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>>151247102
>And of the biggest Marvel flop of all time.
And now she will do another 1-billion movie.

>>151256197
>she made up a story about being a bitch
>she's actually a bitch
neither one of these is better than the other

>>151256159
Well yes, but I was being polite.

>>151255603
Do you think the lead actress gets all the money from the box office?

>People keep falling for the "Ehe, erm, WHY do people not like Brie Larson again???" bait

Nintendo fans are great...

Before the movie was announced and/or released: Ugh, Illumination, all they do is crappy Minions movies...

After the movie was announced and/or released: Illumination is a GOOD studio, you guys are just haters. Viva la Minions!!

>>151246726
>a character type and dynamic that started with Princess Leia
you mean the girl who got raped by a slug

>>151256710
Console warriors man. They're a cancer regardless of board.

>>151246555
This goes against the "Larry Fink owns all the world's money" narrative.

>>151245589
I can never fap to Rosie again.

>>151256710
I'm sure that happened.

>>151245719
I'm really gassy right now twin

>>151259806
I already saw people saying this trailer gets hate because of the "Illumination = bad" crowd. One that these people were probably part of.

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>>151251721
t. never played galaxy

Rosalina does not give a shit about whatever happens in the cycle, she just keeps record to have stories to tell the luma's at bedtime, she has ultimate power because she doesn't need it or would abuse it, the whole point of her character is that she turns the page over and gets on with life

Incelina of unwashed feet kingdom

>>151245680
Have sex, Brie

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>>151245589
THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO JR???

>>151247904
Actually kino

>>151260154
Looks like they scooped out his eyes.

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>>151260044
what an amazing woman... a total uncaring bitch

>>151253726
Money talks, Unc

>>151253911
Hi gamingcirclejerker

>>151247216
Dilate

>>151250266
This says a lot about our society

/v/ermin raid and spam threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/3 >>>/global/rules/4 >>>/global/rules/6 and >>>/global/rules/10
OP is a faggot.
Fulfill your civic duty to help purge this board of anarchistic, sociopathic, intellectually regressive youtube/reddit/twitter immigrant subhuman troglodytes like him, who are under the delusion that all of 4chan (instead of just the designated shitposting playpens like /b/, /trash/, /bant/, etc.) is a toilet by reporting this thread en masse.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4chan.org/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=151245589

>>151245589
>Trailer is capped off with a new character in their signature scene doing something so cool it makes balding millennials soiface

Can we kill this marvel-tier cringe shit please? Every character being a badass is boring.

>>151260044
Cool, so she sits on her ass and does nothing, how inspiring.

>>151260367
>Every character being a badass is boring.
Don't worry, Mario and Luigi won't be. They might fend off a Goomba or two, maybe.

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>>151245589
So what's going to be your reasoning when the movie does absolute gangbusters and dominates the box office?

>>151246788
Good technical competence, cringe subject matter. About right for Bowser.

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>>151250266

>>151260396
Probably accused the studio of buying all the tickets themselves.

>>151255049
Anon. Brie Larson's been a Nintendo fangirl her entire fucking life. She cosplayed Samus Aran FOR FUN.

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>>151252063
We already have a Metroid adaption and it's the first season of The Mandalorian.

>>151255239
Regarding his shitty taste in movies, obviously. Him being into crap movies and dragging you to them matters less than you both enjoying the bonding experience.

>>151260426
It's hilarious that she only seems to like the OP girlbosses that Nintendo makes and nothing else.

>>151260505
That's your fucking takeaway? Buddy you're literally just looking for reasons to whine about her.

>>151246726
>culture warriors revising their own bullshit while accusing everyone else of propagating their culture war
I remember when you fags we’re foaming at the mouth over her being put in a golden bikini and saying she was another damsel in distress.