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Lucisissies...
They got the whole squad singing
>Some random anon says he is a leaker, the same from the other day for example >Everyone believes him
>>151283974kek
>>151283964>Hear my Hope>Vox used to manipulate them to push them to war>Now Vox is getting woobied so hard that he willingly gives upThat is insanity.
>>151283964>Two "IT'S THE FINAL BATTLE!!!" full cast songsViv is such a hack
>>151283974And he got debunked like an hour later lol
>>151283997I'm talking about both of them desu
>>151283974This isn't even the first time this has happened regarding HazbinI don't get what makes anons so gullible about leaks for this show
>>151284016the only one that was real was a few hours before the episodes and was real, anything beyond that was larp
>Everyone calls Al the biggest jobber in Hell>It's actually ol' Scratch himselfEmbarrassing desu
If I went to hell I'll be the worst sinner there, my seven inch wonder will block out the hellish sky and vaporise the denizens with it acidic properties, Lucy's duck will be quacked and you anons, will have all seven holes plugged in by my supremacy, even Val will tremble in either fear or pleasure at my raw passion, you have been warned 4chan.
SO I'VE HAD A DEER TO FUCKIT'S TRUE
>>151284024There's something about hazbin that makes people want to shit on it, probably the artstyle and the general vibe >>151284030The second anon said he was the one who leaked episodes 5 and 6 but idk why we should believe him
https://youtu.be/Jo4XXm8OUP4?t=102>Val gets a part in When I Think Of The Future hinting at wanting to be redeemedI can't wait for the shitstorm
EVERYONE HOLD HANDS AND SING NOW!!!
>>151283964HOW MANY FUCKING SONGS DOES VOX HAVE?
>>151284128
>>151284145you don't understand he needed the most songs to secure his spinoff show!
>>151284128I COULD BE SAFE AND RAPE WITHOUT A CAREIF ONLY I COULD RAPE UP THERE
>>151283964>finale song with entire main cast (including vox)>angel dust and lucifier missingUh, bros...?
>>151284128They hate to see a floridaman winning
>>151284202Angel's mind control isn't going to broken until Hear My Hope. Dunno' about Lucifer.
>>151284202Angel Dust will leave the hotel according to the one reputable leak we gotLucifer probably jobbed so fucking hard he went into hiding again
>>151284128>Val gets redeemed and ends up in Heaven as a nice guy now>becomes Heaven's new top filmmaker, having discovered his love of the art goes beyond just porn>keeps texting Angel Dust telling him to hurry up with his redemption, that its time for AD to show Heaven he can be a legit movie actor>Angel just seething his abuser got redeemed before himWould be the topest of Kino produced, I would declare Viv a genius with no equal.
>>151284159Ngl after the drawing tutorial vid today I wouldn't mind a spinoff of the Vees daily lives
>>151284128>val gets redeemed>because of this, the contract with angel is brokenI'd kek
>>151283964I don't know those names. Any Lute songs?
>>151283991With this kind of pacing it was really the only possible outcome
>rapes 1 gorillion souls>gets away with it
>>151284128If he catches a glimpse of Heaven and realizes how good is it up there, that would be pretty kino.
>>151284292She's in Future and Hear My Hope but they're both sung by nearly the entire cast so her VA might just be doing backing vocals.
okay i wanna know how many of you only got into this because of vox
I know a guy who sounds exactly like Valentino should I ask him to rape me
>>151284136if emily held my hand I would cum
>>151284354it's not rape if you ask for it
It's absolutely retarded how no one realized Lucifer was powerless for however long Hell has been a thing.It's absolutely ridiculous that the angels would buy into this Vox rallying and rebelling bullshit when the whole point of Hell is that NONE of them are innocent. And it's absolutely stupid how Vox is getting resistance for being the face when that has been the plan since the beginning.
>>151283905Fuck lucifer, he's an even bigger jobber than alastor
>>151284335i heard the don't you forget reprise and immediately binged s2 last week after just absorbing s1 thru cultural osmosissex with screen face robots>>151284354yes
>>151284431Posting the uncropped version that doesn't hide the artist who drew this picture's watermark.
LUCY C FER WAS GAPED AND RAPED BY A PACK OF SINNERS IN THE FREEZING FALL OF '25
>>151284444What a jobber! Ahahahaha.
>jewcifer
> whatever you say King VOX> LETS MAKE HELL GREAT AGAIN and Tarrif heaven
>>151284444>Oh my God this fucking jobber
>I AM THE FUHRER oh wait you sung at me nevermind i'm ok now
>>151284335I watched S1 and liked Vox but S2 sold him to me as a husband and I'm actually pretty happy some of my headcanons about him got confirmedThat scene part was so fucking hot
>>151284478>You're not gonna believe this folks but in Heaven>They're eating the cannibals>Many are saying this, many have told me
>>151284431>Whoops Adam>Can't beat VoxWhat is happening?
>>151284486
>>151284479> We call them Niggers here Alastor
>>151284030This. Real leaks have that certain feel. I could tell right away they were legitimate.
>>151284094He fucking wishes
>>151284507>In the german dub Vox calls it "Taco-Language"
>>151284145Christian Borle bent all Hazbin Hotel writers over and fucked them stupid.
>>151284497> the real Hazbin Hotel fans know this already
>>151284522No way this is true
>>151284507>racist>lost his mind over a crush on a black manWhat did he mean by this?
>>151284522>holy basedif he wasnt a alastor dick hungry faggot, he would be tops down the best character in this shitty show
>>151284547many such cases
>>151284176kek
>>151284424I can’t blame them. I hated that scene too. Vivziepop only has lesbians to cater to Yuri-tumblr freaks, not herself. She only cares about romance material if it features a man in it.Even the sequences showing Vaggie’s past is ultimately about shilling Adam and Lute more and sharing the negatives in their relationship (they are a legitimate military force, not a fun and whimsy family).That’s why there is only one lesbian ship in the entire franchise.
>>151284128Plot Twist: That's not Val, it's santa claus.
>>151284258They should just do the thing that Japan does and create high-school OVA spin-offs where all the villains are toned down enough to engage in silly shenanigans and no one gives a fuck.
What you need to be Vox's type:>must be male>must be not white>must be a brat
>Emily introduces Val to HeavenCan't wait
>>151284296Yeah, but that weirdly works.
>>151284574>female>white>crybabyIn some Euro countries 33% is a passing grade, right?
>>151284547He's even relatable! Now if they add him being insecure about being mixed but white passing then it'll be a damn near replica of myself
>>151284503Science, I guess? Whatever weapon Vox is having Carmilla commission probably has something to do with it.>But that's stupidThis is a stupid, stupid show yes.
>>151284547Its vivziepop writing anon, this fat bitch would probably make even hitler into a gay twink.. its her fetish
Bad with Us pisses me off so bad I WANT TO RAPE AND BEAT ZEEZI
>>151284575> Emily decides to give Val a taste of his medicine and rapes him instead
>>151284588Nigga Vox literally turned down Katie Killjoy when she was ready to bend over the table for him. You've got 2 strikes already, and your third means that you'll end up reminding him of Charlie.
>>151283974Problem is the only leak that didn't come up with the ones that turned out to be true, where those confirming whether Vox lived or not.And I'll be depressed if best boy dies.
>>151284612>black girl >has to sing>LIIIiIIIiiiIIiKE ThIIIiiiIISS!!!!
>>151284128Realistically speaking, does Viz have the balls to let her most controversial character be redeemed and sent to Heaven?
>>151284588thats probably becaus ethe jews flod our countires with sandniggers who rape and steal
>>151284637It all depends on what Val actually did while alive>Raped a bunch in hellHell sins clearly don't count since Pentious became a mass murder weapon maker like everyone else
>>151284637maybe but skill she has not, just look at what they did to Lucifer. They made him as useful as a hedgehog in a condom factory
>>151284128>floridaman chicano abusive pimpI'd like to see them try to redeem this guy and somehow NOT have their fans eat them alive
why is he such a white baby. why are most of the first humans white and blonde. what did viv mean by this. i'm convinced if they depicted jesus in HH he'll look like he came straight out of scandinavia.
>the vees calm down so they can have silly antics after this for their spinoffnone will get redeemed they will just minor nuisances i bet now
Season 2 is shit. The interpersonal drama has no subtext or intrigue. Character A is mad at character B for some contrived reason. It's not building up to anything other than them making up once they're done with the bitch fits. Everything is a retread of season 1. I can't believe they made the angels sympathetic to hell so easily. It sucked the momentum out of the plot and became completely frustrating to watch. All they needed to do was make Lute take charge and have Emily and Sir Pentious the only believers. Vox vs Allister has to be some of the most juvenile writing I've ever seen. The way Alastor projects his facial expressions when trying to pit Vox against his cohorts belongs in a show for toddlers. I can hardly care about plot reveals like Angel being mind controlled when it's built on a mountain of shallow garbage. What the fuck happened, I genuinely thought season 1 built up a ton of great characters and mysteries.
>>151284637Yes.
>>151284622Katie is ugly so that's understandable and it's the voice that makes her unfuckable
>>151284637>BallsAutism*
>>151284674> all sinners are gay, sex driven furry deviants and niggers> Heaven is full of white, blond angels and human souls> Not a single Arab or Indian in sight ( they must have been banned for shitting everywhere and smelling like shit)Based Vivzie, cant wait till they finally show Hitler in heaven, where he belongs
>>151284679better question why does he look like a sexy little whore here and where can I buy this?
>>151284637I believe in Viz's lust for tumblr sexymen to prevail over reason, logic, and narrative structure in the show she is writing, yes.
>rapistits ok hes hot>hitlerits ok hes hotspinoff NOW!
>>151284128>gave a lost and homeless man a home, a job, and endless love >for free he did nothing wrong
>>151284696Katie is how I imagine most femanons looking like, yeah. The ones that aren't obese I mean.>>151284692>What the fuck happenedWhat the fuck are you talking about, this is exactly how I remember S1 as well.>Angel Dust having a melty that's resolved by him not actually addressing any of his problems but just agreeing that he's a loser and that's OK>Charlie blowing up at Vaggie and then going that's actually just OK>Sir Pentious getting raped in a club for the lolz>Charlie's daddy issues turning out to be so easily solved she literally just has to ask to get his full support
>>151284622>Supposedly hates faggots >Instantly spreads her legs for oneAdd it to the list of FRAUDS
What if in Season 3, the gravity reprise is sung by Zestial and Abel
>>151284128This fandom is not mature enough to forgive a rapist in a fictional show but I would love the shit storm since Val is my favourite character
>>151284767Tbh using a yaoi paddle is in bad taste, I'd have had more respect for Val if he'd used a belt like a normal sex freak
I'm prepared to bet good money that this season will end up better than 3. I don't know what it is, but Lilith just feels like she won't live up to the hype.
why is rape the worst thing any character can do? i'd argue vox is worse morally
>>151284789Rape isnt even bad, and im tired of pretending it is... its natural any yall know it
>>151284789Vox can mass genocide 6 billion people and he'd still be less hated than val
>>151284789From experience it's the mental fuckery you deal with afterwards, at least with murder and violence you're not constantly questioning everything about it
>>151284532No fucking way this is real.
>>151284788The Lilith hype died the moment she wasn't the one controlling Alastor, Adam returning, Roo, Seven deadly Sins are more hyped characters at this point
>>151284806Vox can say this and still be loved
>>151284789Because rape is one of those things most people don't get over it
>>151284824100% , he is the biggest HH fan
>>151284789Because the likeness of being raped (especially as a girl) is much, much higher than the one of getting killed by someone. Basically, it hits too close to home.
Fans won't want to hear it but Velvette is actually more evil than Valentino by making her rape potions to enable millions of rapes more than Valentino can do himself
>>151284849Well your here so... i guess not
>>151284887trvke
>>151284887>Vel: I am the back of the Vees
>>151284881Usually I'll hate ai but I NEED someone to generate Trump doing those vox songs, it'll fit so perfectly
>>151284903Let me just bust a nut, and it shall be so my niggaHail hitler btw
>>151284894I was never raped.....was I?
>>151284832Rosie/Lilith is controlling Alastor.
Vivzie was so obsessed with turning Vox into an iconic Disney villain that every interesting plot point is just getting shoved along for the next seasons to deal with. Why even build Lute up to be this force of nature if shes not going to do shit this season. I don't care if she becomes the big bad next season, I'm not going to care about any angel vs demon conflict after this
>>151284789It's a violation of a person's autonomy and freedom, causing extreme feelings of panic, desperation and fear during the crime and long lasting mental effects that can destroy a persons psyche (especially if they fall into an assumption that it was their fault and not their rapists). It's almost as if you're taking away a person's humanity and leaving only broken pieces of it afterwards, which is why I feel it's the most egregious crime. Also murder/death has become so normalized over history to where people are desensitized to it, but hearing awful recounts of rape just hits harder.
>>151284887Finally someone says it.People like to whitewash Velvette saying she's the least evil or most likely to be redeemed, just cause she's a cute girl. Meanwhile she's just as evil as the other two, like she gleefully says how she will rip angels wings off to make dresses, and fully supports the other two's evil deeds.
>>151284887the problem is the show does not tell us or show us this we have only seen valentino abuse angel we have only seen vox be racist, abusive, obsessivewe have seen velvette do literally nothing but be a little mean
So is this *the* scene where Lute supposedly attack the Hotel and then get killed in a poetic fashion as we predicted in S1?
>>151284933because she's lesbian and she can't risk making a lesbian look bad
>>151284914Your unlce sends his regards
>>151284887I thought she made potions that change your demon form
>>151284773At this point we need a list for people who AREN'T frauds, between this shit and Helluva Boss I just assume everyone is fraudulent until proven otherwise. So far on the non-fraud list I have>Nifty (Got the killshot on Adam, protector Alastor from Val)>Zestial (Does literally nothing but give good advice)>Carmine (The first angel killer)>Adam (Led the exterminations, shredded Vaggie who was supposedly a top Exorcist previously, assaulted the hotel and punched through the forcefield and was generally singlehandedly winning the battle, statchecked Alastor, vapourised Sir Pentious' ship, fought Charlie and looked to be winning when he stopped fucking around, took Lucifer himself to bring down. Generally did more actual fighting than any other character I can remember despite ultimately dying to Nifty)
>Zestial gets a flashback on the ball. All of in Heaven get a massive “WHATTTTTTTT!” that cuts out>Zestial’s hat left his head>Beaten down Charlie: “Cain?”
>>151284931It was funny seeing twittertards initially be like "ew velvette get away from val" only to realize that vel and val are actually really good friends (as we can see by the drawing tutorial, they're really besties)
>>151284931> whitewashGet over it shitskin, she sounds british and looks pretty which is impossible to do with your whole monkey raceshe will alawys be white
>Lilith in Heaven is actually Eve>Rosie is actually LilithI still think this makes no sense. Like why has Lilith been larping as a cannibal lady for nearly a century?If anything it would make more sense for Rosie to be Eve, because then her empowering Alastor to be the most powerful Sinner in Hell would make sense.
>>151284945She makes "Love Potions" https://hazbinhotel.fandom.com/wiki/Love_PotionWhich are just hell daterape drugs see picrel's ad from the voxtek site
>>151284966>Like why has Lilith been larping as a cannibal lady for nearly a century?What if Lilith just REALLY enjoys the taste of demon flesh, and everything she did was just to have a nice sustainable food supply?
>>151284975Sorry Wrong pic; picrel is from the voxtek siteThey're Velvette's love potions but they put val on the photo to avoiud making her look too evil>No consent no problem
>>151284966Idk why people are still discussing this shows plot and not just use its as jerk off material. Its writting sucks so much ass that watching my dog get ran over seems like a more fun experience. Just look what they did to Lucifer
>>151284924i'm pretty sure her scene is just following the pattern from season 1 where they introduce the next season's big bad in episode 2. the same thing happened with vox in season 1 where they introduced his rivalry with alastor in stayed gone while the main big bad in that season is still adam.
>>151284991Lucifer is a guy who deserves to be a loser
>>151284975>"Oi Val check it out, I'm making magical daterape drugs!">"PLEASE LET ME BE PART OF YOUR MARKETING CAMPAIGN"
>>151285003the potions are made form val's spit
>>151284991Yeah I don't get it either. I don't know what's funnier, people still coping about Adam being a deep character or people thinking any of this drama won't be resolved by a gay singalong at the end anyway. I'm just here to hatewatch myself, I have zero expectations.
I'M THE BACKSHOTS OF THE VEES
>>151285020my brother , we are together in thisI just watch it for goon material
>Black and lesbianShe's NEVER getting shown doing evil
>>151283919The site's amusing. Would rather the Vees be the protags
>Realize that Cain/Zestial and Charlie could actually be direct siblings>Cain killed his first siblingOh no.Will he?
I'm usually not into powerscaling, but isn't getting Lucifer brainwashed by some random retard kind of retarded?, do anyone like that plot?
>literally too based to appear in this showLike a hell uprising is literally his job, and its sad because you could do a lot with him in regards to Lucifer.Archenemies? sad brothers who miss each other? both are goofballs? Michael is Potential Man the angel in this show
>>151285025> my dick woul not leave her body btw
>>151284964there are multiple meanings associated with the term whitewash.
i'm that hashtag rapist
>>151284128>sir pentious gets redeemed from his sin of being a bystander to a crime by going to the frontline and (tried) to protect his friends how the fuck do you redeem a rapist. unrape all his victims?
>>151285052he's too busy helping netanyahu on earth
>>151284991He's fine. I don't know why everyone got so attached to this Lucifer being an untouchable badass forever. He started having a tea party among rubber ducks in his first scene in the damn show.
Old fanart of pilot Lucifer is gold, he's still menacing there
they're all pretty bad people
>>151285052>>151285070Maybe he’s not appropriate for the story.
>>151285079he looks the same?
>>151284991>Season's writing takes a massive nose dive after episode 4 with everyone suddenly acting like a massive retard and the story setting up for a formuliac finale>BUT LOOK GUYS LOOK HOW SEXY AND GAY CHARLIE AND VAGINA ARE! AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL TOGETHERYeah I don't know what I was expecting really. I'm just going to wait for more h*tero porn of Charlie to come out
>>151285050the screencap people keep posting is fake, you can barely see the artist's watermark in the right corner. lucifer's off model and there's no way alastor would look that pissed.
>>151285020>>151285034Get on my level fags, I don't even watch the show. I trick liberals into having deep conversations about the bible, and the nature of afterlife in general.
>>151285079He was ugly.
>>151285067No, all his victims raping him
Is her Viv's smart way to make God a woman? Because I don't think we will ever see God for real
>>151285050It's better than the Vees being able to physically overpower him.
Is it true that Vivziepop used to frequent 4chan?
>>151285067Well, it starts with Sorry.and maybe some gift baskets.have him start preaching the benefits of consensual sex instead.
>>151285079he looks like jeff the killer
>>151285067who says he raped anyone while alive? you only need to redeem your sin from your actual life
>>151284991Those 'things' will never appear to protect Heaven
>>151285110There wouldn't be much of a plot if god was present and could just smite everyone in an instant
>>151285096I don't know. I could imagine Alastor getting pissed over Lucifer literally jobbing that hard and easily to Vox after how much he got under his skin
>I'M YOUR OMEGA>I'M THE FLOOD>I'M THE NIGHTMARE YOU MADE WHEN YOU SPILLED OUR BLOOD
>>151285110She said in an interview recently she considers God as more of a mysterious force and wont actually depict him in any way, so the Speaker is the closest to him that will show up.makes me wonder if Jesus would appear, he's more palpable for appearances and everyone loves Jesus.
>>151284975I know its Hell and everyone in here is mainly evil but you'd still think there would be laws and regulations about this stuff right? Seeing a billboard about a rape potion is fucking insane! Even if everyone in the world was evil there are still levels to evil, not every evil person is the same so I imagine the lesser evils would start to try to seize power and cull the greater evils from the world because "What the fuck is wrong with you people"
>>151285079Pilot Lucifer fanart was kino in general.
>>151285110Given that Viv used to have a design for God, I think this is Viv slowly realising she isn't smart enough to write God and also trying to back out of even more controversy and also she just really likes drawing birds.
>>151285136well it might still happen but this image is at least fake
>>151284145This is the last season they get to use Borle as anything but a background and they’re going to milk it.
>>151285067>simple, rape isnt actually a sin
>>151285113yeah she used to have an account
>>151285110The only time god would ever show up would be for a quick chat with Charlie or something and hanging back because he knows things will work out and he'll laugh at Roo
>>151285160>Given that Viv used to have a design for God,if it's the guy with the top hat and floating eyes that was done by a fan.
>>151285147S2E5 made me like Vox and think he's badass. I really hope he's not killed next week.
>>151285150The problem with Hell is those lesser evils tend to become greater evils, because most of the time once they realize they're in Hell forever they go "eh might as well stop holding back" and embrace becoming worse.Viv's Hell is the embodiment of the whole "Hell is other people" with everyone being evil shits making everyone else worse evil shits, to the point it took 10k years and one actually good person to make one sinner go "hey, maybe I ought to improve myself" and get redeemed.
>>151285127I was more implying how the fked Lucifer adn the whole story in general by making him unable to do anything against sinners..which makes 0 sesne, but sloppers gotta slop
>>151285177He taught her well
imagine if husk wasn't tied down to angel dust's autism
>>151285011how much will it cost to have val drool directly into my mouth?
>Lucifer can't kick Vox's ass>But he can take on AdamI don't get it
>>151285246> imagine if hell wasnt just a faggot infested tumblr fanfic
The show’s fans honestly make no sense to me because the reasons they hate Adam comes down to him being mean to Charlie and hating Sinners.
>>151285257Because Lucifer is stopped from hurting Sinners by some divine ordainment. He doesn't get weak around them, he literally can't make physical connection with them. Adam wasn't a Sinner and he was actually a weaker angel than Lucifer is.
>>151285246Vivzie making the husk angel ship canon just exposes how much of a woman writer she is that she doesn't understand that you can bang your bros without loving them in a gay way. What a worthless fanservice season
>>151285257He is only allowed to hurt good people.
>>151285246 Dont even mind him fucking Angel Dust but he is wasted if it's gonna be his whole fucking arcI hope angel leaving the hotel for a season means husk can do his own thing
I seethed and shit my pants when Love in a Bottle ended and I had to see Angel on my screen
>>151285185>God shows up>Says something retard like "Believe in yourself">Leaves
>>151285276> " uhhm he cant hurt or kill sinners akschually"wait how is he suppose to rule them did no one ever in the ever existence of hell ever stood up or opposed him > " Uhmmm nevermind thathe was probably just faking it, his punishment is he cant kill them chud"yeah but like, cant he like troture them or trap them? teleport them in a cage? weaken or take their power , he literary fked with Alastor before> "Uhmm nah, its just an act chud, he probably isnt the one punishing sinners its Satan or some shit"Yeah, but like wouldnt he as a king of hell have some sort of cult following? Also where dafuq is Satan, wouldnt Lucifer have his ass on speedial? why is he ignoring ww2 in hell??> *Slop eating noises anyone defending this show deserves nothing better then aids
I'm really hoping that the way Vox gets defeated isn't that Charlie stops him or whatever, he just gets WAY too cocky for his own good and gets jumped the moment he steps right up to Heaven's gates.The Bible didn't have the Tower of Babel for nothing.
>>151285322He had Lilith to do any of this.
>>151285052you guys don't have to believe me because my grapevine isn't always reliable but i heard rumors that they were casting for reoccurring angel (that they're angels is literally the only info i was given) characters. don't know if it's for season 3 or 4, i heard it awhile ago. given what viv just said i wonder if they meant angel dust's family though.
>>151285322I wasn't defending any of it I was just explaining it you retard.
>>151285322>how is he supposed to rule themhe doesn't
>>151285331> "Guys ; Lucifer and Lillith are both going against Gods wishes..we gotta punish him"> " Oh We can send em both to rule Hell, together with the thing they hate the most. which is sinners... Lets just make Sure they cant hurt or do shit to them for shits and giggles"> " Ok , just give the punishment to Lucifer though, Lilith has nice tits and a nigga gotta crack"Its funny how retards wil literary eat shit like this and then pretend shit tastes good . Anon you must be the biggest retard on this thread
>>151285357>>151285322>BRAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!why are you crying and shaking and farting so hard? why are you an ESL who can't even type?
>>151285321what if it's the simpsons god
>>151285322The >You see Lucifer can't ask people that work for him to punish sinners because that would mean he is interfering Cope is soo funny to me, because at this point he can't even intimidade them to stop with his aura since it would also stop his punishment Just stay in your cuck chair
>>151285354> Lucifer King of Hell> doesnt actually rule hell adn is as useful as a hedgehog in a condom factory KEK
>>151285371>king of hellprovide one singular evidence he actually "rules" and it isn't just a retarded title while satan does all the work (as is shown in helluva)
>>151285368>"You guys are just part of my favourite show Hazbin Hotel what happens with you all doesn't actually matter in the big picture"
>>151285366> grammar checking on 4chan board
>>151285375
Calling Adam misogynistic is the weirdest claim ever.
Season 3 will be about Lucifer deciding to abdicate and it will be Charlie vs. "Lilith" to see who succeeds him.
>>151285371He's King of Hell, not King of SinnersHe cannot hurt SinnersHe can hurt HellbornThis makes him the most powerful in all of Hell for those that matter (Ars Goetia, Sins)>Why Sinner not hurt him before now?!Lilith only left seven years ago, until then Lilith probably was the enforcerIn the seven years after that, Lucifer disappeared off the face of hell to play with rubber ducks and let everyone do whatever they wanted>BUT THAT'S SLOP WRITING!!!!It's a badly written show. Stop shaking so hard
>Establishes most of Hell's laws and oversees them, unlike Lucifer>The other Sins bow to him and treat him as their superior>Actually has involvement with Hell's natives>Could probably manhandle all of the Overlords in a minute if he wanted toHonestly he had every right to shit-talk him and say he was the original ruler of Hell, dude's running the business while this blond haired fraud is hiding out and playing with rubber ducks like a lobotomite.
I don't know, so far this season seems worse than season 1 and even worse than Helluva season 2. Season 1 felt rushed but it didn't waste your time like this one does. Why are there like 10 Vox songs when his motivations are so basic
>>151285399now provide a timestamp, season, episode in the show that shows him "ruling hell" we have never seen him do so
If we ever see the 6 other Sins appear in Hazbin Hotel, I hope they act more serious than In Helluva Boss.
>>151285413Why did they introduced him and other deadly sins on the gay show?
>>151284933We barely know anything about Velvette. Does she have a girlfriend or any sort of sex life. Who was she in her human life. What is her personality besides fashion, social media, and being an evil witch I guess
>>151285413i wish he was my man
>>151284637>VIVZIE DO NOT REDEEEEEM!!11>FAT UGLY BASTARD BEEETCH DO NOT REDEEM I SAID!!!111
>>151285415Nah season 1 had an everything is too rushed problem, season 2 has an everyone is too stupid problem
I'm not Christian, but pretty sure Hell had 0 fucking chance against Heaven right??, why did they shill war between both realms so bad when the narrative doesn't benefit anything from it?
>>151285408Sinners along with any other demon are ruled by Lucifer He cant because the writing is shitHe can because the writing is shit> Uhmm he is the most powerful when it comes to demons that actually matter, so it makes sense a literal nobody can overpower himLillith being unpunished/ uncapped is also shit writing> Its slop writingYes anon it is, tnx for agreeing with me,idk why you have to act like such a faggot though
>>151284036>Hear everyone call Alastor a jobber getting mogged by everyone>Finally sit down and watch the series>He's actually the only one with a working plan to fuck over Vox while everyone else somehow fumbles at every turn>The worst thing that happened was that his weird Cannibal friend is making him do this by himself and didn't heal his wound or fix his staffAll Alastor has to do is bait Vox into being an asshole to his partners, that's it and it's working. Even when Alastor loses it's actually just him playing the long con
>>151285325I mean... Alastor has followed up his lampshading of Vox's inevitable Act 3 breakdown by constantly poisoning the Vees relationship; basically any friction that comes up during the execution of the plan is going to have them at each other's throats. I'm more interested in how they're going to make Lute a credible threat again and if there's something sinister being hinted at by Abel's raccoon-eye design.
>>151285455>The writing is shitYes, it is. Are you done crying?
>>151285418> Just because the show states he does things, talks about how he does things, sings about how he does things, and implies he does things, doesnt mean he ACTUALLY does things
>>151285452As far as we know Michael, Gabriel, and the rest don't exist. All we have is Emily, Peter, Abel (useless jobbers), Lute, Sera, the Speaker (who's pretty hands off so who knows how long they'd sit out until shit got bad), and the ever nebulous and ambiguous Elders of Heaven, who despite being so important to the setting by banishing Lucifer to Hell have not shown up once.
>>151285455>why is this show not written exactly how i'd write it?!because vivziepop is a dumb retard and we're all just here to listen to the songs and laugh at funny vox hitlerman
>>151285477correct
>>151285477>>151285455not a single person has defended the writing of the show in hereyou're asking why things are happening in the show and we're giving the answers>why can't lucifer hurt sinnersbecause he can't >how does he rule thenbecause he rules over the sins who can>why didn't anyone fight him before nowbecause lilith had influencethat's it. it's badly written, bad worldbuilding, and those are your answers
>>151285467MY brother in Christ , nobody here is crying about you, I just called the show Slop which is what it is . not my fault it hurt your feelings. Im just here gooning to Stella
>>151285067it is a crime to unrape all the victimsonly the most heinous and pathetic bozos do it
>>151285480I know, but have Lucifer, Seven sins or other Demon ever tried to wage war against Heaven on the Bible after they got their shit kicked?, pretty sure both realms become it's own thing to either rewards/punish mortal for eternity
>>151285495>nobody defends the showskips over several retards defending it Its good to know im right though
>>151285461Have you noticed that Zestial’s design strangely resembles Adam and Abel when they wear their exorcist uniform? Like if Adam and Abel were sinners, they would resemble that instead.His hat is what a farmer wears.His forehead is hidden.He has a skull on his farmers hat that must be referencing murder.
>>151285495I am so confused why these kids act so stupidly dramatic about this show over silly writing elements.
>>151285500>>151285511>it's the stella /trash/ ESLclassic
>>151285452They're about equal I say. Both sides have angelic steel in addition to magic powers, but sinners have more bloodlust and are more willing to be violent while Heaven is more passive. They have the exorcists, but their numbers were culled in season 1. They've also lost their biggest advantage-- the thought that the Sinners couldn't do anything to them. Heaven also has to think about protecting the Winners which might put them at a disadvantage. On the other hand Heaven probably has great security protocol. I see Heaven as having the home advantage but if they were to meet in like limbo it'd be a bloodbath on both sides.
>>151285322>wait how is he suppose to rule them did no one ever in the ever existence of hell ever stood up or opposed himBecause the fact Lucifer couldn't hurt Sinners was a secret which Vox only found out since he overheard it from Angel's hypnotism. In 'Bad with Us' the song starts with speculation that Lucifer was the one who managed to beat Alastor over anyone, showing that Sinners believed he was the almighty power in Hell. If anything, the fact that he was able to keep the ruse on going for essentially all of Hell is a testament to the fear of the "power" he had (he is a showman afterall with the circus motif)>" Uhmmm nevermind thathe was probably just faking it, his punishment is he cant kill them chud"Might fall into the technicalities of the punishment, or that he wasn't actually trying to 'hurt' Alastor in the song (or handwave it as standard musical visual flair that shouldn't be taken too seriously). He also clearly wasn't in the proper headspace, made worse by Vox ragebaiting him and making him lose composure.>"Uhmm nah, its just an act chud, he probably isnt the one punishing sinners its Satan or some shit"We can see the royal family is revered from their statue in Cannibal town, and the comment above from Bad with Us. The fact Lucifer couldn't hurt Sinners was a secret that he seemingly only shared with Vaggie since she's essentially family and a former Angel versus a sinner. As for Satan, Amazon licensing stuff so we probably won't get a proper appearance until S3/S4 besides the cameos since S2 was presumably made before Helluva got folded into the Amazon rights.>*Slop eating noisesYes, I will continue to simp for my wife Velvette
>>151285511giving you an answer to your question is not "defending it"you repeatedly begged for why lucifer "can't hurt people" and you got answers telling you why in-universe he can'tthen you asked how did he rule, to which people guess it was lilith who ruled based on the show talking about her influential past none of which is "defending" it, you little thirdworldie cuck
>>151285486You can talk shit about my english fag, but dont you DAREE talk about my bird waifu like that. Esl is the only insult you know because your raped mind cant hold more then 1 language.
>>151285530I forgot, Vox technically has Lucifer who was one of the strongest in Heaven. Sooo it actually might be pretty bad for Heaven for a little bit.
>>151284503Lucifer can't smite sinners because he's not really the ruler of Hell, he's just another prisoner but that for some reason doesn't translate into Lucifer also not being able to beat up Angels for some reason, so Lucifer is completely capable of no-diffing and embarrassing Adam with talks of piping both his former wivesHow Lucifer managed to be the King of Pride for so long without this "I can't smite sinners" thing ever becoming a known issue is absurd, especially with Lilith having fucked off and Lucifer sulking for 7 year presumably unprotected. It reads like a shitty way to keep the Vox plot going without the guy in charge of Pride actually stepping in and shutting it down immediately
>>151285533> STOP CALLING MY FAVORITE FAGSHOW SLOP REEEEEEEYou deserve this show and its fanbase anon, hope you truly enjoy it
Vox has to "lay his hands" on Charlie at some point so Alastor gets out of his deal.Charlie and Vox are going to hold hands
>>151285532I realized I quoted the wrong things like a retard but point stands. I don't understand how anons don't get how Lucifer ruled if he couldn't harm sinners - they literally had no idea and thought he had the power to smite someone like Alastor.
>>151284990Is Val having pheremones canon or just fanon? If Vel has her love potions and Vox has his eyes, you'd expect Val to have his own mind control thing. Plus, do the Love Potions also not work on Overlords?
>>151285415Tbh don't mind it because the songs slap and Vox has been very entertaining (Even if the plot is ass)>>151285428Apparently some stupid legal thing which has been resolved now
>>151285560Charlie's going to grab his hand to save him.
>>151285545He's a circus ringmaster anon, his whole vibe is to give off a show. You could see this when he confronts Vox with all his effects - had Vox not known he couldn't be harmed, we both know he'd be freaking the fuck out with all the laser blasts being fired down and the giant fire snake. You don't gotta actually punch someone to get them to back down.
>>151284128>>151284637I will remind you that we will be having this same conversation in a future season of Invincible.
>>151285572>you'd expect Val to have his own mind control thing.His smoke, dummy. It's an aphrodisiac.
>>151285530>>151285537I'm talking about Bible canon, but this is just fucking horrid, Bloodlust?, really?, the fact that they lost one battle immediately put the entire shit for artificial stake?, some random OC somehow get hold and use THE guy of Hell, how people okay with this shit?
>>151285452Yeah hell is fucked and could be oblitered by God in an instant, though that isn't going to stop them from trying according to the bibble. Actual demons are animalistic unlike the ones in the helluvaverse where theyre all misunderstood gay boys
>>151285532> It was a secretLike mentioned. Not a single soul ever in like the whole existence of hell tried to fight or challange Lucifer? Like ever? Wouldnt he have some sort of following as being part of the ruling class of hell, maybe someone who could actually keep sinner in line for favors? Also where is Satan or any other sins or powerful hellborn who can hurt sinenrs.> He didnt hurt himSo he can push them, teleport them, emberass them, but cnat actually "hurt them". Couldnt he just trap him or some shit? because thats not hurting himThis shows writing is ass and im wasting my time responding tot his , but the copium of fanboys is always funny.. But yes, velvett is hot and i would impregnate her with millions of niggerbabies
>>151285455Sinners only live in 1/7 rings of Hell and Lucifer can influence the Hellborn and the rest of Hell.They also aren't native, they are foreigners who live in a segregated area and are immune to normal laws that shackle the rest of us. Bravo Vivian
>>151285545I hope Lute humiliates that Lucifer so badly in season 3 that his pride of being the strongest angel dies in a blaze.
>>151285565Dont worry anon, only fags and pedos care about grammar online
>>151285618Holy shit... i see it now..its actually peak
>>151284519>>151284547>Arrrg, damn brown boy brats...>In need of correction!
>>151285582Alastor is the strongest Demon in Hell and that moron thought he could tango with the first man which means he probably thought he could dab on Lucifer if he wanted to. Alastor was actively in Lucifers face up until Adam spanked himThere had to have been previous Overlords who thought they were top dog enough to challenge Lucifer no matter the theatrics
>>151285604>Like mentioned. Not a single soul ever in like the whole existence of hell tried to fight or challange Lucifer? Like ever? Wouldnt he have some sort of following as being part of the ruling class of hell, maybe someone who could actually keep sinner in line for favors? Also where is Satan or any other sins or powerful hellborn who can hurt sinenrs.Like I said above they can't outright use Satan due to rights bullshit until later seasons probably. And we can assume people did challenge Lucifer, but it's also reasonable for them to have backed down too. If you see the King of Hell, who you've known your entire mortal life to be fucking terrifying and powerful (as per Lucifers words tbf) summoning a giant fire snake as a threat if you challenged him? Most people would have backed down I'd imagine.>So he can push them, teleport them, emberass them, but cnat actually "hurt them". Couldnt he just trap him or some shit? because thats not hurting himYou'd have to figure out a way to trap Vox, given he can apparently teleport without limit by becoming pure electricity. You could argue that he needs technology to travel through, but the idea was for Lucifer to get a sinner to back down in the moment and show off his power to Hell, not trap him right there. If the intent was to trap Vox away, then things would maybe go different.>So he can push them, teleport them, emberass them, but cnat actually "hurt them". Couldnt he just trap him or some shit? because thats not hurting himBased ESLtard
>>151285593I mean you have a bunch of kind hearted people on one side and a bunch of murdering dickbags on the other, so on the infantry side heaven is fucked. With how powerful Adam was any arc angel could probably solo hell if they wanted. Problem is that none of them have really fought after banishing Lucifer, which probably doesn't make them as strong. Still even with the BS weapon vox is going to pull in the finale the angels more likely could just solo win the war if they wanted to.
>>151285661I meant to quote the velvette thing fml>>151285648It'd be reasonable to think there were overlords, but again - if the literal Devil himself is shooting down missiles in your general area and summoning fire monsters, more likely than not you'd shit your pants and back off with his entire cult of personality and reputation. It's like Vox thinking he's confident enough to challenge Heaven - he hasn't seen something threatening enough to get him to wuss out, as Sera cucked out. Imagine if Vox got into Heaven and suddenly had to go through Michael, entire plot would be over in an instant.
They have yet to explain how Pentious became evil after he fell in Hell.
I wonder if Vaggie will do evil things with the hotel as Baxter could probably resurrect exorcists as meat puppets.
>>151285693A century of being surrounded by the worst people imaginable and having to get more depraved and violent to protect yourself. Like another anon said above, its a situation of "well I'm here, might as well stop holding back". Being around bad people will inevitably bring the worst out of you.
>>151285713Is there even any point to Baxter or is he just another throwaway character meant for later seasons
>>151285661> guys people in hell were pussies for 40 bilion years, and the show cant use Satan because copyrightLmfao ok, didnt know copyright laws are an excuse for shitty writing> Bro you dont get it, he is like pure electricitySee the list down anon, those are part of his overall abilities, electricity can be trapped by rubber so just put a condom on that faggot and hang it in hell. Also Lucifer being retarded is nto a good excuse for shitty writting> Based ESLtardAngloids thinking they are superior for being mentally raped by Jews to know only 1 language half the globe knows will remain to be funny asf
>>151285721he is there only to fuck niffty cunny ..and i wanna see it
>>151285721Let’s see>Vaggie is missing an Eye>Alastor has a bad cut on his chest>Injuries that only a madman like him wants to solve.
>>151285693He didn't
>>151284255Would actually be funny if Val kept making unintentional funny remarks and sexual puns in the process that pissed Angel off even more.>"I know you'd be a star here with your skillz, I told them I've seen you in action".Not because he's mean now, but he's just still too low IQ realise how shit sounds. Just make that his whole thing in Heaven and be comedy relief and source of innuendo in a place where none of the sex talk shit is a thing. But of course something like that would be too subtle for Viv.
How come there's no one in this show who wants to make Hell a better place rather than trying to waste time on Heaven?It doesn't even have to be nice. Just not a complete shithole.
I've been meaning to ask but to people who's favorite character is Angel Dust, how would you say this season is treating him?
>>151285593>how people okay with this shit?I don't think religion is real, that's why. Obviously if it offends you you shouldn't watch it.
>>151285688Anon, Hell is full of unreasonable retards doing unreasonable things because they think unreasonably.It's unreasonable to believe you're strong enough to fuck with Lucifer and take on Adam just because a Hellborn demon gives you a boost before your death. Nearly everyone in Hell is in Hell because they're unreasonable dickheads. Lucifer being theatrical wouldn't mean anything to half of them because "Nah, I'd win" and they'd probably be right
How do you unrape someone to deserve forgiveness?
>>151285801Rape a rapist. It cancels out your previous rape of an innocent.
>>151285604Luci also apparently created the Goetia's so he could technically have them do the smiting for him if he so pleased.
>>151285801Let Angel rape Val, then he'll be redeemed.
>>151285291>husk can do his own thingWhat's that? You want Husk to stay offscreen aside for a few scenes pining for Angel? We can do that for you!
>>151284507Vox screen crack and test pattern when he got hit in the head was a great little visual gag.
>>151285783I don't think Angel dust is the favorite of anyone who frequents these threads.
>>151285725> guys people in hell were pussies for 40 bilion years, and the show cant use Satan because copyrightIt was asked where Satan was and that's the answer? IDK what more you want.>See the list down anon, those are part of his overall abilities, electricity can be trapped by rubber so just put a condom on that faggot and hang it in hell. Also Lucifer being retarded is nto a good excuse for shitty writtingWhich I mentioned again, the intent wasn't for Lucifer to trap Vox it was to scare him into submission. Which usually would work, except Vox was aware Lucifer couldn't hurt him. If your answer to anything is "why don't they just trap Vox and solve the plot immediately" then IDK what to tell you dude, why don't they do that in any setting with magic powers>>151285797Anyone who goes further than that probably dealt with Lilith and the Goetia then, to answer the question of how Lucifier kept it up for so long. I don't necessarily agree with the way they made Lucifer a jobber, to be clear, but just from an in universe perspective that's probably how it went down.
>>151285811Half the board will ignore this and self lobotomize themselves to defend this show btwLets focus on hot demon women and forget about the plot anon.
>>151285786I don't even give a shit about the religious stuff, i thought they'd learn from the first season and make it comfy Slice of Life surrounding, you know, the hotel?, now they're just doubling down with the MCU and it isn't even the last episodes
>>151285797This. It's the same problem as last season with the Angel weapons. You're telling me in the 7 years since this extermination began no one has tried to pick up a weapon and fight back?
Season 2 if it was peak
>>151285779Did you even watch the show? Cannibal town is as nice as it gets with pretty peaceful people.Although charlies motivation should probably be to make hell more like heaven instead of getting people out of hell but oh well.
>>151284931I know, that's why I love her so much.
>>151285832If Angel had been a chick instead of an extremely feminine gayboy, she'd be a lot of people's favorite and it legit would change nothing plotwise.
>>151285480I'm glad Gabriel and Michael don't exist in this verse. Does anyone really want to see Michael being a typical Vivziepop male character?
>>151285874If angel was a girl, it would be a lot less awkward.
>>151285779This assumes Hell wasn't in a worse state. They have modern technology, somewhat of a society, entertainment venues - Pentagram City is pretty much just Los Angeles. Somewhat functional with usual destruction and rioting caused by those without any self-control, but here's its Hell so there's even more incentive.
>>151285848>What sould we do?
>>151285848if only they went this route
>>151285783he's not my favorite character but i find his design pretty cute, he's like a squeaky toy made for squishing. seeing him getting abused scratched that cuteness aggression itch i have towards him and so far the show hasn't let me down.
>>151285884Knowing Viv since Michael is supposed to be the fight fight fight strong strong power angel she would make him be some boring analogy about toxic masculinity with a whole "We must be better angels" message at the end of his arc
>>151285836> I gave you a vague answer, stop being rightLmfao kek> Lucifer isnt capable of holding more then one thought anon, listen he couldnt have traped him because...wel because he couldnt , stop asking questions FYI they do use magic to solve problems in most shows, its just that the shows / media is better written and has rules unlike this slop> He had bodyguards and his wife before, just dont ask where they are now...because...just dont ask and consoomeKek
>>151285836>Anyone who goes further than that probably dealt with Lilith and the Goetia thenAnd in the last 7 years of Lilith being gone Lucifer is vulnerable. The Goetia's are all doing their own thing completely unrelated to Lucifer as far as we know and he never talks about them. They're basically a race of selfish creatures that are constantly in-fighting and deciding pointless politics that don't effect Sinners
>>151285926>And in the last 7 years of Lilith being gone Lucifer is vulnerable. The Goetia's are all doing their own thing completely unrelated to Lucifer as far as we know and he never talks about them. They're basically a race of selfish creatures that are constantly in-fighting and deciding pointless politics that don't effect Sinners
>>151285908>I will s oy no more
>>151285848>>151285908Ohhh me likey very muchAbel having done a full 180 and lute finally telling Emily just how it is, would be much more interesting but we all know pigziepop would never the fucking whale
The villains in this show are more likely to have a more heroic arc than Charlie and Vaggie ever will.
>>151285919so she'd basically make him a possibly more serious version of adam. checks out.
>>151285945> I will GOY no more
>>151285976Abel could be the “what if Adam was a corrupted bad guy.”
>>151285986It would be peak if Lute tried togroom Abel to be more like Adam and tried to have her way with him. it would be both fucked up and hot
>>151285921>ask where's satan>gets the answer they can't use him due to rights issues>"hur dur vague answer you lose chud" while ignoring every other pointAre you retarded or just brown>>151285926The Goetia also fall under the rights thing probably which is retarded, so we can just assume it's only Lilith as the enforcer for arguments sake. And 7 years probably isn't a long time in the span of things, to be honest - it's not like Lucifer was out making himself a target, he just shut himself away from the world making his ducks. Like he said to Vaggie, being King is really in name - he doesn't give a shit about sinners and delegates "King" duties to Charlie as we saw with her meeting with Adam. I think it's reasonable to assume that no one really cared Lucifer was gone (at least after a short bit) with the Exterminations being more pressing.
>>151285848i love cope
Kind of upset because I missed the zeitgeist on /co/ about the new episodes. What did everyone think? I thought the songs were subpar but the episodes themselves were all right. I want to fuck cherry bomb so bad. Vox saying make hell great again made me fucking LOL.
>>151285997I don’t see Lute doing that. But Abel could probably try to do some creepy things to her.
>>151284590Damn gen-zers really are a generation of mutts.Stupid too, they refuse to kill their fathers and muttwhore mothers.
>>151283905I think its bullshit that they are making vox seem completely unstoppable by making everyone completely incompetent.Charlie embarrassing herself is normal because she is always embarrassing herself, by the way loved that they addressed the fact that Charlie never listens to vaggie but in her song she is still not listening and vaggie basically has to fuck her on camara (vaggie is pure sexo, she is too good for charlie) for charlie to finally calm down.But then they make Lucifer completely useless by making him unable to harm sinners and ok that's fine he is too overpowered and would just nuke the shit out of them but oh surprise, angel was a hypnotized spy all along just so vox knew Lucifer couldn't harm him instead of outwitting him when confronted.The angels are completely useless as usual but it was infuriating how useless they were when they showed up, all they had to say was that was that charlie hotel works and they would be supporting her to redeem sinners but didn't even though of saying that even though that was the whole point of their visit.And why in the fuck were they intimidated by vox, as far as they know he has no realistic way to get to heaven, sure they now know they can kill angels but how are they supposed to invade heaven.This is actually a hole plot since the first episode, why did they bother with the extermination if they had no way of getting to heaven in the first place.Can't wait to hear what they ass pull to answer that..The songs have been kino though, genuinely enjoyed every single song.
>>151286008>1&2: cautious optimism>3&4: charlie fucking sucks but alastor and vox are making this good>5&6: this fucking sucksbasically. i admit i'm getting vox fatigue especially because it requires everyone to be stupid so he can keep getting wins. this whole season was probably a big backdoor pilot to the vees getting their own show which sucks. i'm liking the journey more than s1's but i think once we have the full series i won't like this season.
>>151284128I don't understand that reference but it would be hilarious if he is redeemed.
>>151286002> NOOO IM NOT WRONG, I TOLD YOU THE ONLY REASON THS PLOTHOLE EXISTS IS BECAUSE COPYRIGHT, NOT BECAUSE THIS SHOW IS ASSFirstly Anon, I am 100% Aryan, Secondly seeing you seethe is only proving how mindraped Amerimutts really are. Secondly, I was asking about the plothole, not what caused it retardcontinue to seathe about your fag show though , il just keep posting fap material, as the good God intended
>>151286031>this whole season was probably a big backdoor pilot to the vees getting their own show which sucks. Maybe not. It could’ve been made to make up for the fact they’re not going to make a Vees spinoff. So they get one season of grand attention before they are put to the side, or jumped on.
>>151284547I know Orleans is niggaland but his design struck me as latino to be honest, not hideous enough to be black.
>>151285908>>151285848kino.
>>151285107Plot twist: getting raped is required for redemption, and that's why Sir "Having sex with everybody" Pentious made it in.
