Rainbow Drinkers editionPrevious meal: >>151303029
I'm in the mood to get some new fantrolls to enjoy. Anyone got some good fanventures to read?
>>151317729No such thing
>>151317770Yeah huh.
Prisounebound is /hsg/ approved kino.
>>151317456It's on her main (she's also done snowman)https://x.com/boople__snoot/status/1911674570979131829
>>151317729i really like his drip.
>>151317843I can't look at a Snowman cosplay without bursting out laughing because I always think about that one cosplayer that did face paint instead of a mask and it looked exactly like blackface.
>>151317843>Wounds are on the wrong sideFake fan.
>>151317855Troll drip is fun. Nice dubs.
>notices your bulge
>>151317729'I'm good I'm gone' is softcore porn half of it but it has some nice art. Its like dantes inferno with a bicycle but only vaguely and basically not at all. It shows adult troll life
>>151317902>adult troll life>the average life of an adult troll
>>151317682
>>151317829Prisounebound is not good
im currently in act6 act6, how were ghosts able to physically manipulate things in the "living world" for lack of a better term? if aranea could always just manipulate damara ghosts to do stuff of this scale in reality why didnt she do it earlier especially with having access to basically uncountable numbers of ghosts for even greater scale?
>>151317964You will never be Candy Karkat. Hell, you won't even be close to base form Equius.
>>151317997
>>151318004don't worry about it
>>151318004Hussie didn't think about that.
>>151318038>>151318059i seee.... ive already started seeing the rope fraying as ive gone through act6 (some questionable decisions throughout but overall still enjoyable especially stuff like Openbound) but its been fraying faster ever since act 6 act 6, so much is just relegated to happening offscreen while time is spent focusing on random stuff
>>151318089well you're right on the heels of possibly the worst of these yet, have fun
Good news everyone. The new homestuck website randomizes whether it says Caucasian or Peachy
why are there two generals up
>>151317536>he doesn't know the man who'll knock her up is Hussie himselfI thought everyone here was caught up on the latest husslore and the fact that every 10 years he finds another 20 year old Vriska cosplayer to fuck. (based, the greatest of all spiderfags)
>>151318142Are you actually stupid or are you trolling right now?
>>151318167i always forget to clear the name field. anyway, i made the faygo edition general before this one
>>151318155Hussie will get cucked by a certain MSPFA author who will fuck vibri in front of him.
>>151318183You didn't link it so everyone went to the one that was linked in the old thread.Look upon my works ye mighty and seethe.
>>151318008Eridan is his owwn being and wwill stay that wway.
>>151318230Weaker than base Tavros.
>>151318216Aka me
So does Hussie take his girlfriend's OnlyFans photos or does he just have to sit back and watch that too
>>151318259Vs Battles Wiki says otherwise
>>151318279Moonrunes you forgot your name
>>151318289The account has been paused ever since "Vibri" appeared. There's simply no photos to take.
>>151318303I thought it stopped posting after somebody called her out on her shit, a little before the official hs discord
>>151318004serkets are infamously stupid
>>151317536>tihi look at me I'm such a little slut uwuI find her to be unattractive. I mean come on guys have better standards.
>>151318135Racism wins!
qrd on this vibri?
>>151318135Holy based
>>151318341hussie's gf(?). the clown man is pounding bpdemon puss (cringe)
>>151318135this has solved racism
>>151318341the huss allegedly brainwashed some cosplayer OF chick into quitting that to become his personal secretary and spokesperson and discord admin and cumdump and whatever else
>>151318135it is so wild that she just immediately starts molesting/threatening to rape Jake as soon as her inhibitions are lowered (crockertier, trickster mode). Like wtf is wrong with her?
>>151318335Oh come on unless she's full of cheese in there she's sexy. Shame about the piercings.
>>151318410I guess it's more a me thing. I've fapped to almost every possible body type there is, so I'm desensitized to the female figure by itself. I can only get off to personality
>>151318295I am not him, maybe you should be less of a parasocial sycophant cockgoblin. Said karkat.
>>151318447John and Jade just look unnatural to me. Not white enough. A part of me just doesn't even recognize him as John
>>151318295>>151318216This is embarrassing for a grown man to say about three random real life strangers.
>>151318401This was tumblr approved btw. 0 controversy. They had a value system you see
>>151318482wtf I love tumblr now
>>151318353>>151318388i see, thank you for the information
homestuck is a white comic
>>151318534It has appeal for others also. Nerdy shit and murder of aliens for the whites, epic street cred and gangsta rap sheets for the blacks, etcAs long as they’re aligned with that white core the appeal is broad. However ugly chicks can struggle to grasp the harmony
>>151318470both of their hairstyles are different too so that might be part of it
>>151318487
>>151318518>picAmerican politics in a nutshell
A friendly reminder
>>151318660John went back and retconned Rose, and Roxy by proxy (heh that rhymes) to be black (for the lolz)
Would you rather be blackwashed Grimdark or whitewashed Trickster mode?
>>151318660I swear to god some of Hussie's old posts are so fucking funny to me they live in my head rent free.I'll just have a thought and tack on "which is very racist of me." to the end of it for no reason. It kills me every time.
>>151318759The thread where he calls Tauhid a nigger is still so fucking funny
>>151318726I'd rather race never enter into it in the first place?
>>151318726both so it's a jack of all trades type thing
>>151318431>I can only get off to personalityYou'll get bored of that eventually. How far have you pushed the limits of what is considered the female form? I know we have teratophiliacs here but most don't go past level 2.
>>151318773Hussie why did you call that one guy a nigger on the internet?
>>151318874You wouldn't get it it was witty and subversive 300 iq meta commentary
>>151318900Ideal thought process
>>151318908it is kind of lame to realize Hussie is just some genetically deformed creep who hides in a basement and is TERRIFIED of black people because he's spent all 50 years of his life in rich suburbia
>>151318861if it has a hole and isn't repulsive, and identifies as female, I would probably have sex with it.
>>151318963Ngl it's mad sus (fr fr) that Rose and Kanaya are raising a daughter whose literally just Vriska but younger.
>>151318936>in rich suburbia
>>151318976just about everything with Rose, Kanaya, Jade, and Vriska has become a deeply fucked up fetish plot for someone who can only get off on emotional misery
>>151318388Honestly based
>>151318936>"Hmm... I have no idea what to name that game...">Hussie looks out his window.>He smirks.>"Got it."
>>151318963To be completely fair I would also lack the willpower to resist a purpleblood with H-cups.
>>151319079no it's lamer than thatEarthboundliterally all he did was take Earthbound and remix it into his own story, only he utterly failed to capture anything about the game that made it magic, because he's consumed with emotional dishonesty
troll breast milk is the same color as their blood>mweh mweh mweh bb-b-b-but trolls don't produce breast milk!!1!!!1troll breast milk is the same color as their blood
>>151319079I wonder what was going on in his brain when he still dressed normal
>>151319115shitloads of amphetamines
>>151319107Why are they bleeding in their tits?
>>151319107trolls can also get pregnant, Condy has just been suppressing it. I imagine it's more along the lines of eggs than human birth tho. Imagine your trollwife of choice with her many wigglereggs.
>>151318938>identifies as femaleYou mean can reproduce as a female, right?
>>151319134do they bleed out of their eyes when they cry? no, their bodily fluids just have the same pigment as their blood
>>151319134their tears are the same color as their blood, this isn't a headcanon it's in the comic. There's probably some unifying thing that makes their bodily fluids all the same color that's in the blood, tears. and most likely also troll milk or troll cum.
>>151319107wawa me want kawkat titties
>>151319115>i NEED to take more prozac and xanax and ritalin and start dressing like a clown
>>151318447Translated from canon to fanon and then back to canon... Alpha hairstyles look fine but the beta kids make me think of those post animalistic hypersex edits.
>>151319079I wonder what they would say to each if you sat nu-huss and old huss in a room together
>>151319179Old Huss would call him a fagNew Huss would call him a chud And then they'd fuck.
>>151319209>BASED hussie into selfcest
Who's winning in a fight, a Prince of Rape or an ERROR of NULL?
Save me scottish boy
>>151319253Error of null can just void other aspects
>>151319253Warner of Stairs.
>>151319283>DON'T think about his pits or cock
>>151317895damn she cute
>>151319361Don't do it!
>>151319151no. if it talks like a girl and isn't repulsive I am going to have sex with it.
What's in the Big Book O' Mallum?
>>151319470fucking terezi with the crocs
>>151319253Sheriff of Rizz solos both
>>151319485Oficus forcefemming him
Anyone know what the most used website for written Homestuck smut is, Ao3 is sparse and the tumblr scene died ages ago, so where do people post the horny fics?
>>151319476Define repulsive
>>151319557did you try fanfiction.net
>>151319570if it's extremely muscular (like body builder level), overly fat (unable to walk), too smelly, and/or gross (man-coded physique) then I find it unattractive. Anything else is probably fuckable, unless I'm forgetting something
>>151318431#darkwoke
>>151319571Its even worse there with 4 years worth of updated fics taking up only a single page.
When the pilot gets greenlit I expect a filler scene of Dave beating the shit out of John in a fair fight
>>151319629well shit idk man. you just gotta cope with ai I guess
>>151319151Nta but id have sex with a barren hag
>>151319485Prisoune cell camera screenshots
>>151319799>while he was trapped in his room mallum took a bunch of nudes with his palmhusk when he was bored>ellith finds them
>>151319847ellith panty status: DRENCHED
>>151319006It's actually homophobic what Hussie has done to such an iconic lesbian couple but people are too busy praising Homestuck for expressing its hatred of the fanbase through subversion.
>>151319847>his thumb is covering half of every pic
>>151319267
>>151319948why do her legs look like they're made of metal
>>151320161why are they looking at me like that?
>>151319996Good thing he is overreacting and there is no subset of fans that obsesses over him and his work and lingers around endlessly, despite hating both, right?
>>151320325>obsesses over him and his workI'm sorry, but wanting to curate the original Homestuck, caucasian and pre-retcon and all, is not being "obsessive," "parasocial" or whatever stupid shit you have to say. You're the one being parasocial and obsessive by taking offense to well-deserved criticism and people pointing out how he and his cohorts talk out of their own asses.
>>151320325most of us want this over with for good and we're waiting for it to finally happenHomestuck died in the 2010s and belongs there
>>151320392And the fact that Hussie accused this person of being parasocial for apparently wanting to archive the old forums, and then turned around a few years later and said he was "bringing the old forums back," just shows how he fake nostalgiapanders when he thinks it's going to get him new fans while purposely ruining nostalgia for fans of when the comic was actually redeemable or readable. He doesn't want any fans left who remember his hypocrisy in the first place.
>>151320392This thread has been nothing but fantasizing about the sexual proclivities of one of his mods and/or girlfriends, speculating on her precise relationship to the other and trading in gossip. Not exactly principled crusaders exposing misdeeds.>>151320393There is an amazing way to be done with this for good and it does not involve sitting in a general, taking discord screenshots, and keeping up with promotional materials and merch.
>>151320442>There is an amazing way to be done with this for good and it does not involve sitting in a generalnah.
>>151320442>one of his modsSounds like they're fair game for criticism since they're the moderator and official Andrew spokesperson of the Homestuck discord. Can you tell me what is "parasocial" about criticizing what they say since they seem to talk endlessly and knowledgeably about "what Andrew wants"? Are we supposed to pretend this person has nothing to do with Homestuck even as they moderate and post daily in the official Homestuck discord?
>>151320452So you do want Homestuck to continue, get more attention, and by way of this to Hussie to regain success?>>151320512What about that requires linking that mod to a potential identity as a cosplay model and talking about whether you would or would not fuck her. That's just trashy eceleb gossip.
>>151320442Gay behavior> There is an amazing way to be done with this for good andNo, when you make something with as huge of an impact as Homestuck on the world it has unending ramifications, you don’t just collect profits look at porn and move on.
>>151320567The obsessive schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur arguing against my point vindicates it pretty nicely, thank you.
hussie isn't gonna fuck you broor maybe he will, that freak
>>151320659I do not care about Hussie's genitals and what he does with them, that is the whole point. You are far more invested in the persona of Andrew Hussie than me.
>>151320645>all kids are niggersew>juneEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>151320629Homosexual confirmed. Buddy if you want validation for being a homosexual you all got a maximum amount from Homestuck in 2012, don’t be greedy AS WELL AS lustful!
>>151320645>Whitest one is VriskaHyperborean space murderer queen...
>>151320672> You are far more invested in the persona of Andrew Hussie than me.Yeah gays don’t care about individuals, just retarded lust stereotypes like Twink or Bear.
>>151320562I didn't do that. You said I was "obsessive" because I criticized the contents of her post >>151319996>>151320325
Why does this scare modern Homestuck fans?
>>151320744I am saying this thread is obsessive, based on a rigorous investigative method known as "reading the posts anons make with my eyes."
>>151320672>I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?you tried>>151320764you are the only one obsessed here
>>151320562It’s heterosexual behavior. Shall we put yours under the magnifying lens?>>151320764Yeah but it’s you reading the thread. You wasted your potential to be a real man on gay fantasies, and you get stressed out doing normal things like “participate in a community and contribute to it without violating anybody or showing aggressive disregard for the quality of their lives.”
Get a room, freaks.
>>151320764Then why did you reply to my post when it had nothing to do with that? Why did you say "obsessed with him and his work" when it's perfectly fine to criticize someone's work and the official statements made regarding it?
>>151320783Okay, see you on the next post speculating on Hussie's family history, personal life, sexuality or marriage in between sharing Hiveswap marketing, makeship plush announcements, HSBC updates and discord screenshots.>>151320817It's the combination of endlessly posting about the guy himself and how awful he is while in the same breath being part of the hype around his work returning to prominence.
the slowly decent and corruption of the once cozy homestuck general.
>>151319485100 pages of mallum-ellith sex pics
>>151320845Yeah sometimes people have complicated emotions instead of being youths who go “wow Homestuck is updating again uwu where can I find the pawn? *woof*”And in fact, this can help it actually be good
>>151320893it's still cozy, it's just one faggot trying to spin up drama out of nothing
>>151320845Contrary to your belief, haters don't make someone famous. The majority of remaining Homestuck fans joined after 2016 and the "revival" was a utter failure. They don't know what Hussie has done/said. Homestuck has survived off its connections to bigger creators like Toby and Vivzie who still put out things people are interested in. It's not about how awful Andrew is morally, it's about how awful of a writer he is and how he has embarassed and degraded his work over the years and we are allowed to complain about that.
>>151320936this but the genders are reversed so it's hot
>>151320850What even constitutes emotional cheating? Having human connection outside of your partner?
>>151320893The return of the real /hsg/ here's to many more years of being obsessed about hussie and drama
>>151320966Yes. Because friendships don't exist in Homestuck.
>>151320966I think the idea is confiding in the person you're cheating with as if they were a romantic partner. Basically just cheating without the sex.
>>151321039You can't have a heart to heart without tarnishing the sanctity of marriage.
>>151320172Those are stripped socks you ding dong
>>151320930No, but 24/7 back to back generals that get frequent anons coming in and asking about the comic and how to read it and being provided links, as well as long time fans talking about the merch and sharing links to it and even buying it, does help a smidgen don't you think? Even if you put on your biggest frowny face and say what a big dumb fag Hussie is whkle you do it?
>>151320172threesome proposal
>>151321051Don't be obtuse. The way you're making fun of the concept betrays that you know what I mean.
>>151321112I'm not being obtuse, I'm not even the guy you replied to, I just wanted to mock the concept cuz it's funny and ridiculous, but I absolutely get what you mean, yeah.
>>151321103>Upside: Roxy (forma de madre) blowjob>Downside: Weird puppet related control freak Oddly dificult choice.
>>151321155meoww
>>151321227that only thing that will be difficult is deciding which one should stick their dick in me first
new whiteboard?
>>151318976Nonononono Vrissy can’t be anither Vriska because she’s a Derse dreamer and thus her sign can’t be true Scorpio
>>151321458A legendary image
>>1513206452 karat gemerald tainted by chocoderse beta kids and joon
>>151320850This is the writing that justifies Jade’s nymphomania and Rose’s infidelity.
>>151321458Why is Jade fucking dying here?
JadeRose keeps my heart beating
>>151321482Not true. That is a fat hunk of coal dredged up from the pits of hell
>>151321550I like it
>>151321644I would like Shadow Dropper sea dwellers to be like this. But I don't know if the HIveswap team can do monster designs.
>>151321536this. best ship in all of homestuck aside from me X all the homestuck girls even the ugly one
>>151321812The big limpy adult troll came out pretty well. None of the lusii have that kind of monstrousity however
Who has the jade being a silly slut screenshot
>>151321955
>>151321972I thank, i laugh, it funny
>>151322034it's funny because it's true
>>151321972What was the context here?
>>151322112alt Calliope was kinda slutshaming jade whilst trying to take over her body(? I haven't read it in a while so it could be wrong)
nepetas ass is fat
>>151322112epilogues
>>151322159wrong. only one with a canonically fat ass is Jane cus she's such a big fucking fatty. everyone else is NORMAL
>>151321972>>151322134oh... this is canon? I thought it was a shitpost edit
>>151317682hi /hsg/ >>151318230i lovve my fish boy
>>151322228sup
isn't it fucked up how Jane loses her buckteeth when she goes trickster?
>>151322241finally done with work for the week (..kinda; I have to do some OT tomorrow) have some art in my mind that I wanna work on but I'm feeling kinda burnt out. how are you
>>151322368eh fine. I'm currently drawing something, listening to music. in "the zone" if you will. hope you find the motivation to work on your art and it comes out good, I guess
>>151322391eh, I think I'm going just rot in my office chair and put on a YT video. I'll work on my art a bit when I have some downtime tomorrow at work. It's one of those nights. Will probably fuck around on tumblr at some point too
>>151322508i'm usually an avid vriska HATER, but this is really cute actually
did you hear they're bringing Vine back? they're bringing back a shitload of archived vines and won't allow ai slop. can't wait to see what the homestuck community does with it, if anything
>>151322540wild. didn't have that on my 2025 bingo list
>>151322508another one for the vriska/spider8reath collection
>>151319485Cock and Pits.
>>151322540>did you hear they're bringing Vine back?HUGE. you better not be pulling my leg. I fucking love the fandom meme edits that came outta that
>>151322742I promise you I am not pulling your leg. It's called DiVine
I can't believe hussie got vriska's fucking quirk wrong we should KILL him for this
>>151322907What’s wrong with this screencap? Looks like Vriska to me.
I think Lanque should be a Rainbow Drinker and feed off of me exclusively.
>>151322924>Man, now I've got this huge 8eefgrub lodged in my nook just thinking a8out him>Man, now I've got this huge 8eefgrub>8eefgrubthe "b" in 8eefgrub should've been an eight
which sbahj is the 'ominous BELL toleing' from again? i wanna find it without digging through every single one
>>151317112Is Vibri aware that the whole womb tattoo thing from hentai was designed with the express intent of being degrading?
>>151323116she's a slutty OF normie retard bimbo so i'd wager she either did and is in to it (mentally ill) or she doesn't (stupid)
>>151322961butit is???
>>151323160the b at the end of 8eefgrub should've been another 8
anon asked for roxy with her gun like 50 threads ago
>>151323256based
>>151323256That's a nice Roxy
>>151323256https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKBJQ7gPM8k
>>151323256I love this
>>151323270>>151323271>>151323288>>151323345thanks friends, cheers
>>151323360That image becomes even funnier now that we've learnt vaping is basically just inhaling lead and giving yourself Popcorn Lung.
Is it any good?
>>151323256After 500 threads... it was worth the wait
>>151323504>stealing Xamag for something elseJust a nice idea
>>151323595Xamag?
>>151323504sexy trolls, seems good enough for me.
>>151318660See, the problem with saying this after the kids in comic are referred to as white or pink >>151318487 is that the races they could possibly be are limited to either whites or particularly pale varieties of Mexicans, Jews, or obscure white-looking non-whites ethnicities.That or mixed race, but they would have to be mixed in such a way that they still look ostensibly white. A hapa whose nip parent is especially jomon might be an example.
>>151323609A major artist on Vast Error
white women INSIST on insultin6 my cute spider wife. This is INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!Anyways, today is day 29?? of drawin6 aranea every. sin6le. day. I put WAAAYYY more effort into Jane than I did Aranea, ironically.
>>151319267>4chan heckin’ stormed tumblr after the caucasian joke and said SEE Tumblrinas? THEY’RE whitesNot that tumblr wouldn’t be buttersoft bitches for getting their pants over this, but this sounds like historical revisionism to me.
>>151322804I cannot wait for the shitposts
>>151323782It is, yeah. It originally was more of Hussie making fun of Tumblr fans taking race headcanons too seriously. But Tumblr fans and some people he hired in WhatPumpkin, forced him to change it.
>>151323761I love that soft woman.
>>151323761Thankyou for making her reasonably girthy
>>151323805she is literally the 8est character ever in all of fiction
I want that fat girl.
>>151323805what the fuck is she doing here whys she going so damn crazy
>>151323595>>151323702same person that did picrel right? does vast error have art like this scattered in it? I'll read it if it does
>>151323905beating up Jake in beyond canon after he tried to kill her
>>151319996The irony is that tumblr users did this sort of thing all the time, for the past decade. I’ve lost count of the amount of times the someone would get cancelled because he said the gamer word twenty years ago. Not to mention all the other unhinged shot they did like, oh I don’t know, sending an actress from Sherlock death threats because her character was married to Watson?And yet the Huss didn’t seem to have a problem with such behaviors from them. Almost as if he has no principles or something.
>>151323782They would just block them and refuse to interactEven 4chan friends turned Tumblr did this. It’s completely imaginary to believe they had direct natural conversations, heated or otherwise
Troll discomfort
>>151324321The screm
vriskan?
>>151324402Love that silly karkat
>>151324408crackiest of crack ships
im home from work you know what THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!
>>151324546finally some fucking quality in the thread
>>151324546means it's Jewish hours
>>151324544no its not theres so much foreshadowwing
>>151324590like? Eridan likes magic and Roxy likes wizards. That's it. You could ship him with fucking Rose if that's the only reason, and it'd make just as much sense
>>151324564nope
>>151324544Let's ship crack together.None in heaven and earth can stop us.
>>151324601Ok but rose isnt stupid enough for that also she hates wizards
>>151324652no lol she fucking loves wizards. She even writes a whole fucking book about them, but she's too irony poisoned and also hates her mom, so she pretends not to. Also, she *is* stupid enough for that, even if it's just a caliginous relationship
>>151324663Ok fine caliginous erose is pretty dope. He has two hands.
>>151324601They also have scarfs. Both are desperate for a relationship of some kind. Eridan is not afraid to show how he feels, but being socially awkward, he has a hard time expressing it. Roxy is more socially approachable, but tends to bottle up her own negative feelings in order to please others. I think the two could help each other out and grow.
>>151324634then I suppose I'll share my favorite crackship: Feferi and Jane>>151324696okay I *guess* they have a ****little**** synergy and shippability
>>151324719It can be like a slow burn. Like Roxy at first hesitant getting along with Eridan due to her timeline of the Condesce taking over the Earth. The two butting heads for being polar opposites. One is a broody fish and the other is a silly drunkard. Over time though, I can seen them growing close because of their interest with wizards. Which turns to playful teasing before genuinely falling in love. Eridan would see her struggles with the other Alpha Kids and would try to assure her that they do care for Roxy and are good friends for her. Roxy in turn, would also help Eridan act less of a douchebag and find a way to deal with his past from his home to the Murderstuck incident. You can say Eridan and Roxy's relationship parallels to John and Vriska's.
>>151324836davejade anon, can you rec me some top tier davejade fics? expecially if is one shot so i can understand their dynamic.
>>151324910its just jadeanon!!! :p and you know what have this one written by yours truly lol!! or the other alternative: https://homestuck.com
>>151324798instead of that actually i want them to make each other worse. I want Roxy to convince Eridan to chill out a little, resulting in them both becoming addicted to soporifics. I want Eridan's general incelish, doom-adjacent attitude to rub off on Roxy so she becomes a little more openly cynical and bitter. I want Eridan to erode Roxy's Hope, and for Roxy to take away the Void of addictions in Eridan's life
>>151317682>>151317796>Pink bloods are the best
>>151325097>pinknigga it's pronounced Fuchsia. Put some respect on Her name, low8lood
>>151324836this is my favorite kind of davejade spin. need more spaghetti dropping
>>151325166lol what a retard. her planet was literally made by her ecto mom/daughter/sister, ecto son/brother/father, and their friends. Did no one tell her that? No, seriously. Did they ever tell her that
>>151324910i keep fucking trying to post some but 4chan thinks its spam!!!
>>151325325>put ao3 links in txt file>upload to catbox.moe>sendez
>>151325345oh true!!! im retarded >_>; i will get on that!!!
>>151325325Is that alpha jade?
>>151325325goddamn this pic goes hard as all fuck. sauce?
>>151325403>>151325384was going to put it in the reccomendations for the other anon, it's not really davejade but this is from jadegarden!!! :D really awesome if you like jadehttps://jadegarden.neocities.org
>>151325325awww that is okay!! does as the >151325345anon said and send to me friend ^-^by the way 4chan is kinda evil to mark an ao3 link as spam, of all things.
>>151325451>jadegardenoooh nice okay. I'll check that shit out
>>151325451Cool
I think I might have doom powers IRL
>>151325641elaborate. are you fucking seeing doom? are you inviting the destruction of hope?
I think I might have heart powers IRL
>>151325479>>151325483https://www.spicyyeti.com/stupid/jaderoute.html?episode=1_start&page=jr1.pngtry jaderoute as well, its not for everyone and its specifically beyondcanon content but its artistically really well put together but can be a bit hard to read, theres a transcript though for that
>>151325667elaborate. are you fucking seeing heart? are you inviting the creation of heart?
>>151323504It's short enough to give it a read
>>151325656I see doom all the time, i can in some "spiritual" way curse people with calamities like a weapon, but I prefer to use it to serve friends.
>>151325960so.... you're like an Maid of Doom? You are made of Doom
>>151325979I'd say more like a knight of doom
>>151326036I can see that I suppose
Concept: “Homestuck act 8” but it is merely about Nepeta gaining more amazing heart powers, climbing a ladder of them. Includes ironic references to Captain Planet
>>151321458I have abso-fucking-lutely no clue what this comic is meant to say.
>>151326208John is fat from all of his dad's cakes, and he's eating all of Jade's food as well. Everyone else is reacting to his girth.>>151326201literally just nepetaquest at that point. What it *should* be, is prologue with Davepeta and Jasprose making out sloppy-style. 8000 more pages dedicated to dersecest*
>>151324634I could see Rose/Aradia working actually. They did have one pesterlog which ends with Rose asking Aradia not to go since "you were actually interesting." They could bond over a shared interest in the morbid and taboo, and Aradia's manic pixie energy would be a good foil to Roses' melancholic gothiness.
Jane and Aranea taking turns beating Jake up
Jane and Aranea tag-teaming Jake to rape him
Jake and Roxy just hanging out because they enjoy each other's company and are good friends. I genuinely don't remember if they ever even speak to one another in the comic.
Roxy and Jane and Dirk raping Jake because they're good friends and enjoy his company and his sexy ass
>>151326519in the conversation post-trickster incident Jake ONLY talks with Roxy because hes too ashamed to talk with anyone else, also i remember a conversation that sort of mirrors Rose asking John if hes wearing one of his stupid disguises, but she isntead asks if hes wearing one of his stupid computers
>>151326398>>151326431drawing this
>>151326691holy 8ased
>>151326691Finally good content
>>151324402Gooning to 8limped up vriska