Oh Wow It's Da Guardians' Editionprevious session ==> >>152314269QOTT: How would YOU prepare your child for Sburb, assuming you knew they would eventually play it?
first post for teal gremlin
>>152324084onahole-shaped
>>152324048Easy, give them trauma and training that will keep them in line for the rest of their lifes! that will do the trick I'm sure of it!
>>152324123https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Albert_experimentH3Y COOL K1D 1S TH1S YOU?
>>152324048I have actually been thinking about this. And if I ever wrote a fan venture. I would definently feature a mother and her son that both end up in the medium. At first the mother thinks she is going to die eventually, and has spent her whole life preparing her son for this day. But as a twist of fate it is revealed that she is also a player. The only adult in her entire session, that was even merged with some trolls!She would then be like the 6th ranger in a power rangers show. A wild card with awesome abilities that usually isn't involved with the main conflict. The mother trained her son in a very hands off method, generally trying to make him someone who played games and loved to adventure. Unfortunately the boy ended up being very different from her, and her soft handed approach didn't work as well as she would hope. I don't have as many ideas for the son, but he would basically be a character like Dirk or Rose. Who has a chip on his shoulder against his parent, and who is very cerebral and calculating. This ended up being an exploration into my wants for a fanventure. But I hope it was interesting anyway!
HS fans if everything after [S] credits never happened
>>152324224HS fans if HS never happened
>>152324224I stopped in act 6People shitpost here about stuff that happens after that and I am blissfully unaware of any of it
>>1523242428OO!!!!!!
>>152324242same
>>152324255There's to many words in Homestuck to remember if this is real, from a fic, from the epilogues or what. But also it's not entirely out of character for jade to say this lol. Makes me wonder. How like "innocent" do you think jade is.xPeople totally woobafi her. If you asked Twitter you would think she doesn't know anything at all. But she knows enough to know that she likes furries but doesnt wanna be associated with "the weird ones" which is anything from any lewd art of furries to super fetishes like inflation. So she knows I ask of course because I don't know how to approach such a topic in my own writing. John for that matter. How much should they know about topics such as that. In the original 3 years comic. Jade calls John "you look like one of my Japanese shotas" and it's like one of my favorite lines. But if it improves writing to get rid of it then I will.
Sorry for always talking about my writing, I feel pretty conceited for the whole thing. But this is basically the only place I *can* ask it. And this is for fellow HS fans as much as myself.
was 6onna draw a stupid fuckin6 8ack6round 8ut nah. i ain't doin6 that shit fuck thathere's the 106th?? day of drawin6 aranea. every. sin6le. day. until i die.>>152324279lol it's from the Eplio6ues, 8ecause alt. calliope was... uh.. fuckin6 slut shamin6 her, and 8asically Jade tries to kill herself or somethin6>>152324286no it's pretty 8ased t8h
>>152324294DAVE: (just dropped that shit like a bad phone connection)DAVE: (i put gravity in charge of its downward direction)DAVE: (unfettered descents what it considers perfection)DAVE: (shit thinks of the ground and it gets an erection)DAVE: (best hope its carpet bound in its downward spiral)DAVE: (cause linoleums frowned on, met with an eyeroll)DAVE: (landin on grass is just the course that its par for)DAVE: (but hardwood fuckin floors what its woods gettin hard for)DAVE: (guess i should mention stead a motherfuckin hardons)DAVE: (how my motherfuckin french could use a presidential pardon)DAVE: (KICK IT BARACK)DAVE: (heres where obamas rap solo comes in)DAVE: (no but how dope would that be!)DAVE: (oh fuck me that would own)
When are we getting that Homestuck collab Vibri?
>>152324310is this fuckin6 real
>>152324318it's fortnite, of course it's real
>>152324286Don't worry about it, it's better than not posting about it at all like me
>>152324331Lolol I would die trying to keep this underraps plus anons help me make it better
>>152324293Thats one big butt 6lug
>>152324106literally
>>152324482it needs to 8e that size or else it'd slip out (my 88C stretched her out crazily)
>Colsla lives on government cheese and hot pockets
>>152324048>>QOTT: How would YOU prepare your child for Sburb, assuming you knew they would eventually play it?Two loving parents. No emotional bagage hopefully. Push them into sports so they wont be like a john and not be able into picking up a sledgehammer not like dirk ninja spartan thing just a mix of dad and dirk>>152324293GYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT why her skirt the twitter logo
>>152324048>QOTT: How would YOU prepare your child for Sburb, assuming you knew they would eventually play it?I'd raise a little warrior poet, child's temperament permitting. Barring that I try to encourage the kids' strength and social skills.
>>152324293I will proceed to eat this spider ass-first
Well today was a great day. I'm so happy to have my work be so positively received. I had worried it would be meager compared to the monumental work I am trying to build upon, but perhaps that is a strength as well, it is a strong foundation for a story, even visually! This has strengthened my resolve further. And will keep you all updated. Good night /HSG/!
>>152325433Goodnight Prospitcest anon! Gambatte!
>>152324318what isn't in fortnite these days
>>152325630Vriska (Yet).....Hell we got mobile game characters coming to the game now.
>>152324048whiteboard linkhttps://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25388540-7548-8955https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25388540-7548-8955https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25388540-7548-8955magmahttps://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
>>152325839Im doing my part in artfaggotry and drawing some spiders8reath. Glory to israel
like oh hey mayor SLURP oh fuck youre not the mayor youre my goddamn sister
>>152326040What did Dave mean by this
>>152326082sistertraps
>>152324293goo/d job! :)
https://youtu.be/2JJJTSs_JeA?si=RZom4VB07PiC2uWrthis shit rules so hard wtf
listen to it
since epstein is now a confirmed channer do you think he posted in a hsg thread once or twice
>>152326338>since epstein is now a confirmed channerwhat
>>152326367he's a confirmed /u/ fag who posted fnaf porn and had contact with moot even
Hated this ship but theyre kinda cute.
>>152325707Soon...
>>152326440>/u/fags are evil child rapistswater is wet
>>152324084Crazy that she was groomed by Doc Scratch
Maybe someday we’ll get a Homestuck-inspired remake of Funcrusher Plus without the woke shit.
>>152326338>nowEpstein is not “now” anything considering he’s dead.
>>152326588But we didn't know he was an /u/fag until today.
Hey, I drew something in the magma, hope you guys like it :)
>>152326772very nice
>>152324310She's already had the discussion with her contact at Epic Games, their answer was that while Homestuck is a big enough property to warrant a Fortnite collab, they need players to request a Homestuck collab via their internal surveys (since apparently most of Fortnite's collabs are chosen based on these player surveys).See pic.So yeah, sign up for the surveys and ask for Homestuck if you want it.
>>152326896There's no way in hell fortnite zoom zooms and alphoomers have any idea what a homestuck is
>>152326899You'd be surprised how many modern Homestucks are literal teenagers.Like, I have no idea where they all came from, but there's a lot of underage little shits in the fandom still.
>>152326904Wouldn't Deltarune/Undertale be the gateway for them?
>>152326899I never understand anons who say shit like this, maybe because of the fact that I’m someone who got into this retarded comic when I was in my late teens a few years back. Is the idea of someone coming across it online that hard to imagine? That’s how I feel a lot of older shows and games end up getting reignited interest due to hearing it being discussed online, or seeing fanworks of it
>>152326904I've literally had to shove a ~16 year old homestuck fan off me at a con once thank god she had an underaged attendee badge.
>>152326896>Homestuck is a big enough property to warrant a Fortnite collabThat seems like a stretch to me.
>>152326948Yeah but are you a fortnite gamer, I'm not saying teens wouldn't like Homestuck but whats the overlap with fortnite. Also the comic was fucking unreadable for years raising the barrier for entry for new readers.
Whoa whoa whoa guys, as much as we love to be progressiveness, we can't be TOO progressive. Think of the artists that don't want to draw without their consent. Also, some countries aren't allowed to have trans women in games.
>Artist that posted here a few threads back is now crying on twitter about le heckin Problematic picturesNever trust any artist here even if they draw nepeta titties>>152327063Shit is so hysterical even they don't actually give a shit about proper representation
>>152327143Are we even reading the same tweet? He’s just saying shit in the comic gets called out later on. Did you see the word problematic and got triggered
>>152327143Some representations are better than others.
If you look at his strawpage he has that stupid proship shit in his DNI he is a full on culture war retard
>>152327170>>152327192It's interesting seeing this layout knowing this artist got burnt at the stake for drawing johnrose, appearing normal to internet teenagers is more important than drawing what you want, I guess
Good morning /HSG/Saw some tweets about alt calliope. She's gotta be like one of my favorite characters. Just from sheer presence alone. And her existence makes me want to read those god damn epilogues for more of her. She's cool man
>>152324048I'd definitely go the Bro route, anyone who says simple sparing is a form of abuse when the child is about to be sent into violent wonderland is just full of themselves.
>>152327261I don't think violence is really necessary. Sburb gives its players all the tools it needs in order to win. It's moreso just about teamwork and stuff Like John is literally the most pussy bitch imaginable. And he makes it through just fine. And Dave doesn't even really become the power house of the team, more of a support character/nanny.
>>152327289>Like John is literally the most pussy bitch imaginable. And he makes it through just fine.Yeah while falling upwards while a large part the rest of the cast is dying out of reach, and he only somewhat manages to mitigate that with retcon when being more proactive early could've saved more people>And Dave doesn't even really become the power house of the team, more of a support character/nannyThat's just him personally not living up to his potential as a player, considering he is supposed to be the one to cut own Lord English supposedly, but considering the story never got to that point in a satisfying manner, and whatever writers wrote Dave in act 6 were leftists with fatherless issues this is what we get.
>>152327344To be fair, Dave not wanting to be the superhero was established pretty early with the legendary piece of shit segment. He recognizes John as a true hero and that he just wants to be a regular guy. The problem with this is that it just never resolved in a satisfying manner just to make way for retarded davekat bullshit
>>152327373>>152327344I agree with the latter anon. Caliborn being horny for Dave and giving him the legendary dildo to fuck him with doesn't really make Dave a badass. It just means caliborn is horny for Dave. Dave was right to disavow LE's plan, because he didn't care. And it's not really his fight, just a fate pushed onto himThe game doesn't punish active play styles and violence. Look at the troll session and how smooth it went. But at the same time it doesn't punish passivity either. Half the classes are passive and all denizens can give you rewards for *not* fighting them. It's merely about play style and whatnot. Like a real game. So I guess the danger in training your kid like that is you *can't* know that your kid will be a player who needs or benefits immensely from fighting. If you have a kid and he's Eridan, sure, go right on ahead. But trying to train a kid like idk Tavros doesn't end well for anybody.
>>152327213>putting grimdorks on the same level as incestlol
>>152327574In offendedGrimdorks is way less based then the incest ship! I am totally non biased in my assessment
>>152327063>first messagewhy do transfems hate transmascs being represented in media so much i dont get it in the slightestalso oh my god can whatever moron that runs the cridea account drop the quirk when its being serious
>>152327574Its a shit ship but this whole collar tugging I made a mistake I won't draw it anymore please don't bulling me anymore :,( instead of just telling kids to fuck off annoys me to no end, insanely spineless
>>152327617I would say it's karma. But no one deserves to be harassed over drawings man. It's so lame.
I can't believe it took me this long to find out about /hsg/, I'm fucking stupid. This place is a fucking gold mine.On that note, what's the general consensus on the Homestuck Epilogues/HS^2/Beyond Canon? Personally I fucking hate them and just pretend it's non canon anyway.
>>152327636i like it
>>152327636Epilogues are decent, Meat>CandyHomestuck^2 is irredeemable dogshit fillerBeyond Canon has Ly'lac and Swiss so it's good
>>152327636I think their garbage. But like the star wars prequels you can salvage them for good parts/moments/concepts. I mostly hate it for how badly it fucks up the characters. But act 6 in general has the same exact problem. So the epilogues aren't unique in that respect I never committed to deep reading them tho. I attended other people's readings, talked with them about it. Ect ect ect.
>>152327662I'll concede the epilogues were the most intriguing part. Horribly depressing but it kinda makes sense for the kind of shit the entire cast went through. They never really got a chance to "grow up".The rest though? I'll never forgive them for butchering the characters.
>>152327636Epilogues were ok had highs and lows, never read the other stuff because by the time I heard about them all anyone did was talk shit and even the few times someone tried to defend it what they talked about sounded like dogshit.
>>152327717It's hard to completely write off the epilogues because like..they didn't screw the pooch or anything. It's just that the whole story is widly uh polarizing. But again, I am a hater of most shit post act 5 act 2. So for me it's internally consistent so I don't have to worry about it. But again it's like Star wars. You can think most of the series isn't actually that good and still like the franchise.
>>152327636I get what the Epilogues were going for on an "artistic" level and some of it was pretty fun(the narrative tug of war in Meat), but in the end being intentionally bad is still being bad. I'd rather rather reread Problem Sleuth, there's a reason why everyone fondly regards it.
>>152327782God alt calliope is so fucking cool. She saved my meat readings. I need more of her.
>>152327792alliedirk hatefuck in hsbc fingers crossed
>>152327792>t.shill
>>152327797That would be based. But I don't think alt Callie has the capacity for hatred anymore. She at most seems to hold slight contempt for dirk for his hubris and ego. Poor alt :(
>>152327063>>152327143>>152327605Schizoids should return to hussie's grooming discord.
>>152325218>>152326284thank you, thank you. the disproportionately 6reater amount of effort i put into paid off i 6uess>>152324970>Two loving parentswhere you 6onna 6et the other parent?? like NO ONE who's played S8ur8 or S6ru8 had that
>>152327605They can't turn boys into girls if it turns out the boys were girls before.
>>152327863What? I dont give a fuck that there isnt proper representation I just think it's funny that despite presenting itself as this comic thats always been woke theyre chickenshit to do the bare minimum. Its purely performative and grifting in its nature
>>152326899>>152326904You would also be surprised how many collabs in Fortnite, especially in the last couple years, are very clearly not aimed at the kiddies. Shit like Knight Rider, Beavis and Butt-Head, Harry Potter, Metallica and very recently The Office are clearly intended for (nostalgiapilled) adults with disposable income. I believe Homestuck has a good chance if the demand is there, which there very well could be if they get the word out beyond the official Discord, or even if all or most of its members alone sign up for Epic's surveys. Which I will be doing.
>>152328018John Egbert in Fortnite would be so cool
>>152328114you mean Jade Harley, Eridan Ampora, and Jake En6lish, ri6ht? THE only 6un users in all of Homestuck canon
If homestuck ever make it to fortnite then I doubt all the beta kids would even be added, it'll probably just be the trolls and maybe John and Dave, I can't see Rose or Jade making it at all
>>152328298ima6ine they add June
>>152327880You/r A little late tod/ay. Means you slept a little more. And Thats great.
>all kids are called "pink", which means non-whites have been eradicated by the meteors and the future of humanity is CAUCASIAN>per Pesterquest, Vriska the rapey and sociopathic cripple abuser is a mtf>Dirk/Bro the manipulative sociopathic abuser is gay and his brother "coincidentally" happened to end up being into men after tons of unpleasant physical interactions with him in the past>Jade's skin heavily darkens after she turns evil>major villain(Meenah/Condie) is a hood rat black woman stereotype>a prominent gay couple of the epilogues and HS^2/BC is an unnatural creation of the devil himself>a prominent lesbian couple shits the bed after one of the "lesbians" loses to the cock, and a canine one to bootHow did they get away with all of this?
>>152328359>>all kids are called "pink", which means non-whites have been eradicated by the meteors and the future of humanity is CAUCASIANectobiology can make black people, Team Special Olympics actually takes place on earth c
to be honestwhile i get being pissed at the comic and its community, it does get annoying seeing anons come in and post off-site drama just to rant on about it, and i’m saying this as someone who used to do the exact same thingit kinda just comes off as annoying as fuck and desperate to find people who'll agree with you
>>152328359>>a prominent gay couple of the epilogues and HS^2/BC is an unnatural creation of the devil himselfis cali8orn really the Devil?
>>152328378You do it to find people to agree with you, I do it to make the artists lurking paranoid. We are not the same.
>>152328359Cause Andrew Hussie is a funny little thing, homestuck was something to never take seriously and getting offended by any of it is pretty silly
>>152328400there are artists who lurk here?
>>152328388>malevolent, retarded, his creations are trashTechnically he's more like the demiurge, but as LE he's also called a demon multiple times, so it's close enough.
>>152328323Is June even real at this point
realistically wouldnt the humans that play the game have no belly buttons? since they all came from a tube (or 2)
>>152328550no, they're clones of humans so they're still have 8asic human 8iolo6y>>152328549pro8a8ly not lol
>>152328549Not at all. All the HSBC people pretend it is, but it straight up isn't. Most we got is a silhouette three years ago. It's just promises and pretense.
>>152328578in what world is is the 23rd of march 3 years ago?
>>152328620 (me)*23rd of march 2025 FUCK i'm such a retard
>>152328620>>152328629Wait, that was last year? Huh. I got my internal dates mixed up.
My yume dream or whatever this thing is called is sit with Ly'lac and watch Tex Avery cartoons. I know she would love it.
>>152328650https://beyondcanon.com/story/719
>>152328681Yes, I checked just now too. I have no idea why that three year sum was floating around in my head. I think I mixed the information with something else. My bad.
>>152328323Not going to happen but It woul/d be r/eally funny if we got to see june's Full d/esign in for/tnite bef/ore in HSBC lol
>>152327880Get ready to be the second anon.
>>152325839Thanks anonI literally just picked up doodling We need to curse out people who dont want nice things
>>152328711i just think it'd 8e funny if when they added it, the HS8C team called it a canon June E68ert, therefore fulfillin6 the to8lerone wish>>152328738i look like this and say this 8tw
>>152327636Girl, I havent even finished reading homestuckIm at the part where vriska posted her Instagram storyI bet shes jealous of terezi (yet again)
>>152328785>Im at the part where vriska posted her Instagram storySorry to hear that.
i swear 8in6in6 homestuck made me for6et like 99% 8ecause what the fuck are you 6uys talkin6 a8out
>>152328793I stopped because it was getting too gay during karkat, john, and Dave wall of text... I was having so much fun reading vrisezi banter...I have to re energize
Feeling really Terezi Pilled this weekend. Maybe I should draw Some Terezies sillays.
>>152328711didnt they like reveal important star wars lore through fucking fortnite so maybe it could actually happen lol
I wish I could kill that tasteless retard munroe in minecraft.
>>152328899>Dave's sinswhatalso just say you wanna kill that ni66er in real life. no one's 6onna arrest you lol
>>152328914i did get temp banned once for saying that, but ban evading is so easy that i it doesn’t really matterbut also that shit ur replying to is basically what I was talking about earlier who even knows this faggot? why should i care about his shitty opinion? why show it to me?
>>152328942true. i don't even munroe is? is that like a type of sushi or somethin6
>>152328914I wouldn't kill him in real life because that would be too merciful. I want to lock him and Hussie's other orbiters in the basement and see if I can turn them into irl heinoustuck designs.
this is how 8eyond Canon should end
>>152328961watch out shadow, your edginess is showing
wait i just realized LE is a mix of the three most Masculine characters in Homestuck (Cali8orn, Equius, Dirk (kinda)). I rem8er an anon a few threads 8ack sayin6 Hussie su8consciously hated men, and idk it just tracks y'know
>>152328980and then he does him like that hulk black widow gif
>>152329004He was close with Tumblr feminists and that leaves an imprint
>>152329008ela8orate. i have no idea what ur talkin6 a8out lol
>>152328950I like i sushi. :)
Random thought. Jade is more of a weeb than the rest of her friends. Like Dave says some shit like "...yeah man imma hit em with the special beam cannon of freshness"And then jade is like "no no no! It's mākankosappo!!!!" And then rants about all the names dragon ball changed when being dubbed. Dave doesn't know it but she is actually seething on the other side of the screen, awakening her nerd rage. Idk how in character that is but I thought it was funny and I wanna talk about my day dreams cause I'm bored
this would've insta-killed LE>>152329079cute.man i need a jade gf so bad she would fix me
>>152329100Woulda been cool if Nepeta as a theif of heart could split LE back into their original components to weaken caliborn enough to kill him. I feel like the way LE "dies" is so fucking lame compared to the concept posed in the first intermission "he can only be killed by various glitches and exploits"He really should have died by said glitches and exploits, something that totally and utterly breaks paradox space in a way not even LE's bending of time can handle.
all sluts for human cock 8tw
guys is this realhttps://www.goodreads.com/quotes/771339-i-will-never-write-anything-better-than-homestuck-nigger-farts
>>152329116i wanna fuck the hotdog troll so bad
:33 < *paws at you* whats up faggots
>>152329133:(
>>152329115ro6ue 8ut yeah. i actually hope LE didn't fully die, and comes 8ack in the end somehow 8ut i think they're too 6ay for that
...pretty... kitty....
>>152329116hiveswap harem literally drains your balls of sperm
>>152329115>split LE back into their original componentsNepeta has Crazy Diamond?
>>152329154it's the reverse actually. instead of them all owin6 me sex, I owe THEM sex.
>>152329154>wanting a harem and not just your ONE TRUE LOVEdisgusting
>>152329159Yes
>>152329164by the time you're done with the rusts your dick is cooked>>152329177i always liked the hiveswap trolls better ngl, they are more interesting and people you probably want to be friends/lovers with ngl
>>152329079Jade is a furfag, so I think she's mostly in the western animation camp because that's where the real goods are. It's not that she has anything against the grorious japanimation as we've seen with pic related, but ultimately her interest is imo more likely to be situational than full on "I LOVE ANNIEMAYS AND MANGOES".
>>152329135bring back the yum yum big and bossiesthere is nowhere you can hide from me
>>152329200I feel the issue though is that aside from a select few, they don’t really fit the vibe that you’ve come to expect from Alternia with how it was described in the comic
LE is part equius so this 6ives him (and me) a massive 8oner
I will be hosting a drawpile tomorrow sunday. Will be started at 2:30pm UTC/GMT -3 hours. Will see how long I Will host it. You guys better behave!! it will be fun.
>>152329115>Woulda been cool if Nepeta as a theif of heart could split LE back into their original components to weaken caliborn enough to kill him.I recall at least two or three separate schizo theoryfags suggest something like this as a part of a good end post-retcon A6 that brought back everyone rather than just Vriska, so there really might be something to it.
>>152329136What are you frowning atI'm trying to goon here
>>152329225Sorry man big bossy nepeta yum yums seca are being gatekept.
>>152328899what does munroe even do man
>>152329240can you explain to me how this happened? Did equius Dna was added into LE making? if yes how and when this happened?
>>152329142I could fix her.
>>152329177remember, nine lives one love
>>152329122lmao
>>1523292788asically LE is a com8ination of ARquius' (a mix of Equius and Lil Hal, a copy of Dirk's brain), Cali8orn's, and half of 6amzee's soul, when Dirk trapped them into Lil Hal, iirc, which then eventually 6ot mixed with a cue 8all and some other stuff to make Doc Scratch, which LE emer6ed from
>>152329278It was in Caliborn's Masterpiecehttps://homestuck.com/009343
>>152328201You VILL buy ze warhammer of zillyhoo as a pickaze ans yiu VILL like it
>>152329323>https://homestuck.com/009343>THE MUSCLE GHOST CAME ALONG FOR THE RIDE. AND I GUESS HIS SOUL GOT TRAPPED IN THERE TOO? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. HONESTLY IT IS DISTURBING AS HELL. AND I'D PREFER NOT TO DWELL ON ITS GREATER RAMIFICATIONS TO MY LONG TERM EXISTENCE. MAYBE IT'S GOOD? OR MAYBE IT'S DUMB. MAYBE IT'S. GOOD AND DUMB. OR SMART AND BAD. THERE ARE SO MANY WORDS THINGS CAN BE WHEN YOU'RE CONFUSED.why did they do that to my boy equius ;---;So LE is pretty much a amalgam of every negative quality and soul of most of the characters in homestuck huh. I see.
>>152328558Quirkfag bellybuttons are umbilicla cords tied up, you cant have one if you werent birthed
>>152329278Gamzee prototyped Equius into Dirk's empty kernelsprite. Then Dirk prototyped Lil Hal (the glasses) into Equiusprite, creating Arquiusprite (AutoResponder glasses + Equius). Later on, Arquiusprite, Caliborn and half of Gamzee got soul trapped in Lil Cal. Lil Cal is an ectobiological component of Doc Scratch, who metamorphoses into Lord English.Basically, Lord English = Caliborn + Equius + Lil Hal (a.k.a. 13 year old Dirk) + 1/2 Gamzee.
>>152329210My methodology is unless the text outright contradicts me, there's a lot of grey area to work with. So me making jade a weeb isn't entirely out of character. Just more of an extrapolation. And it's just interesting to give each kid a niche of interests. Obviously rose is literature, poetry, shit like that. I know hussie writes Dave like the fakest rap and hip hop fan ever but I think it's more fun to imagine he has a legit knowledge of the stuff. John would be american movies and comedians. And Jade would be cartoon television shows. I like when the kids talk about straight pop culture stuff so more concretely imagining what they know and are into is fun.
this is canon to me and idc what any one says>>152329357anon. they are still humans. it's like sayin6 "oh yeah if you were born from a c-section you shouldn't have an umbilical cord". plus, they were all 8orn with diapers on, so i can only assume they were 8orn with other stuff (like a 8elly 8utton) too
>>152329406Ecto biology sure is convenient !
omg it's ardata hiveswap i love her
>>152329371damn :( well then i feel weirdly inspired by fucked up conspiracy theories of character creation tho.
dancestors are known to have wild kinky sex with each other. all of them.
>>152329461Not kankri. He's a volcel
>>152329474karkar rape kankri in anger.
Could this have fixed her?
>>152329501only death could fix a serket. and this. tavros should've raped her to death and that would've fixed her. 800% sure of this
>>152329516But what about Egbert love and care :)))
>>152329527Egbert love and validation causes a Serket supernova that consumes all of canon
>>152329527that's to stablize her after she's raped, so she doesn't go on a vengeful murderous rampage. redemption is a very lengthy and complicated process with many moving parts
>>152329501Yes but we didn't get it, instead we will end up with spiderbr8th yuri i think. My poor boy Tavros...
>>152329381>And Jade would be cartoon television shows. Oh, I definitely agree with that one, it's not even a question. All I'm saying that we already have characters that seem to lean harder into liking anime, so comparatively speaking I'd expect Jade to be more of a casual all-rounder when it comes to East vs West animation preferences when compared to Dirk, yet alone to Rufioh.
>>152329501This is what she wanted
>>152329501Vriska's the kind of girl who'd get hooked after some good dick and most of her scheming time would then be devoted to getting more. Could be better or worse for everyone else, depending.
>>152329257Cool
>>152329486Needs more (jade) blood
>>152329474Kankri forces Karkat into fetish scenarios that don't technically count as sex.
I love Gamzee I Wish hussie cared to redeem him with daily bullying and actually putting him with other troll character that would deal with his attitude better... you know... maybe Tavros....?Also this sequence is so funny to me... his kismesis with Terezi is what aproximated Vriska and Terezi to be moirails.
>>152329571Dirk is a try hard loser but I don't think he is as petty as your average harlenglishcrockerbert. Jade seems like someone who would get caught up on a small detail, go on a small rant, and then say sorry afterwords. But at the same time her being a more well rounded and not so autistically interested in anime makes more sense
>>152329501No but this would have.
>>152329501Also tavros being a top is like. Way hotter than I thought it would be. This changes my perspective on him immensely. Like God damn. I kinda want that
>>152329701i don't think being fucked by jake with brown sollux (jeetux?) and june watching would fix her
>>152329701it woul/d. if it wasn't fucking JAKE of all people. anyone else.
>>152329773I wonder which of the human boys is the best at the sex. And why is it John Egbert. Hehehehe nerd tummy hehehehe
I forget what exactly made gamzee be seen as an abusive partner when it came to kismesisetude again?
>>152329795He's generally weird enegmatic and evil and shit
>>152329792they'd all equally be bad at sex lol
>>152329661>you know... maybe Tavros....?Tavros is definitely his pale OTP that would have tard wrangled Gamzee on the meteor better than Tardkat ever could, too bad our troll wigga fucked things up with that flushed confession.
Would you a fem korpus?
>>152329900no hesitation, next question.
>>152329822>gamze goes cr/azy>tavr/os lend/s his bussy to gamzee in hopes that it will work>gamzee goes back to nor/malit's just that easy.
>>152329900Eh, turn him back to a boy!
>>152329913Wait a sec.Is your fucking typing quirk you write r/ like fucking reddit Oh my fucking GodYou win anon that's good
>>152329763It would though.>>152329773Jake is like John and Tavros in one retarded package that would make her absolutely wet, you know should would love grooming him into her perfect thick-headed and adventure-loving matesprit/flesh dildo. She doesn't even have to change his apparel like she did with John or anything, Jake's default outfit already suits her preferences.
>>152329822oki doki its on my list now.
>>152329900Bratty
>>152329900she has fucking kasane teto hair hahaahahyeah ofc.
>>152329900Jadeblood needs correction for being uppity against highbloods and lowbloods.
>>152329900Is that still a golf club or does fem korpis play croquet?
>>152329943I'm still a spider8reath day for life. Because I think John is immensely more healthy for her. But damn it your very right, she would be all over him.
>>152329928after d and r ther/es a '/'. it's meant to be a cut in space since im a bar/d of space. sad/ly wor/ds that start with the first letter r get tur/ned into a subr/eddit. it happens.
>>152329948Don't say thatIts my sissy hypno trigger word
>>152329994Your quirk is based don't worry senpai
>>152329900Made for anal no matter the gender
JOHN WOULD BE A REDDITOR>b-but...JOHNEGBERTWOULDPOSTONREDDITYOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.
>>152330007thanks-sa anon sama.
>>152330050Obviously he would. Look at him. He probobly was on the programming subreddit and would post basic questions. And because the site didn't suck back then he wouldn't get instantly deleted off. Man I wish John had more opportunities to show his intelect. Like John is a stupid naive idiot baby. But also, HE FIGURED OUT ALCHEMIZATION. That's *his* discovery. The one that every single character in the comic uses to make all their shit. And it's because he's handsome cute *and* smart. Someone earlier today said John failed his way upwards. And while it does kinda look like that. I wish it didn't. Even tho that anon I don't agree with.
>>152330050how much karma does he have then?
>>1523301114.13k
hardcore sex with lily's loli pussy
>>152330050
>>152330204why does she look like an adult man? why is her face like that
>>152330212what adult men are you talking to? rape them immediately
>>152329231maybe its bcs trizza and feferi have different ways of leading thus it affected the general way of living trolls had??idk, i dont wanna say "this be some scratch bullshizz" and call it a day
>>152330219no. only ZESTY, FRUITY men look like that. look at that CHIN, those EYEBROWS, the general FACE PROPORTIONS
>>152329257sounds fun! I'll try and be there but drawpile sucks on my tablet. Its fine, theres always the magma. Parallel play
>>152329231well that's because Alternia became WAAAY worse after all those sweeps. it degraded
>>152330206Rose using any chan boards sounds insufferable. John probobly uploads his shitty Ghostbusters fanart online
>>152330212Moonrunes has an itty bitty of the case of sameface. Which usually doesn't matter. Except when it does.
>>152330206Based
Why is it so small???
>>152330243degraded with feferi? i thought it was shite with trizza >>152330277has he made any more porn in gen? i remember when he used to ask for requests in /aco/ lol
>>152330292i-it's a-a average
>>152330204Very good bro. I love how her eyes look. Very hazy
>>152330297he does streams here with requests check his pixiv here https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/121439076
>4chan get's named in the epstein files>I know I'll post loli porn during the resurgence of my favorite fandomBravo anonsBrilliant play
>>152330313lol? never knew he had a pixiv rofl
>>152330327None zero chance he was in a HS thread back in the day
>>152330334its fairly recent
I finally found a good design for my Nepeta comic commission, she's fit and has freckles and she wears picrel colored dark gray, her usual gloves, olive nipple pasties and nothing else. What does /hsg/ think?
>>152330340yeah it doesnt have anything from his /aco/ days, that shit was kino rofl
>>152330363forgot the picture lol
>>152330363make it black cross pasties or i RIOT
>>152330363>>152330380>daisy dukes nepetahot
>>152330363Sounds pretty good. How thick is she. Like how curvy?
>>152330327>resurgence
>>152330373its been posted via catbox here a few times ripped straight from the archives
>>152330398sorry man she's wearing the short jeans.>>152330404a little thicker than the fit nepeta design someone posted a few threads ago, probably. i havent really thought about that
Has anyone made Homestuck goonloops or PMVs?
>>152330420honestly fire, best requests in a while he should do it more>>152330439son..
>>152330453I need Vriska to hypnotize me and tell me to keep pumping my pathetic beta dick right to the edge.
>>152330420Link?
>>152330407Are you stupid?
>>152330496i need to make you gamzee bick dick affirmations stat before we lose you
>>152330513I may be stupid
>>152330204Truly a monster cock (OH!) moment
Trolls owe humans sex
>>152330818why is dave the postal dude
>>152330818Taking what the other anon said about Kanaya being a highschool mean girl last thread, she should have been included here
>>152330862>flappy troll bulge or stiff human cock?which way, trolls?
>>152330818>SORRY BUT I REALLY HAD TO WAKE YOU>SEE, I DECIDED I MUST RIDE YOU TILL I BREAK YOU>CAUSE VRISKA SAYS I'VE GOT TO GO>YOURE MY LAST MEAL ON DEATH ROW>SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LOSE THEM TIGHTY WHITIES
>>152330968Get away from that dog you damned white woman!
>>152327213>DNI!>-ProshipWhat the fuck what did I even do?
>>152330916D1CK 1S D1CK. 1F 1TS B1G 1 W4NT 1T.
>>152327636>I can't believe it took me this long to find out about /hsg/, I'm fucking stupid. This place is a fucking gold mine.Hold on sir we need to check your passport before you're allowed to post homosuck. Where are you coming from and do you have any contraband in the vehicle?
>>152331056Be a part of this shitty Homestuck fandom that can't handle *anything*>>152331087Call it the atffAnti tourist federation force. Gotta add force to the end to make it serious
>>152331084SM4LL D1CKS G3T TO GO TO TH3 G4LLOWS
>>152327636Name 3 gold nuggets you've found
>>152327636>EpiloguesBad.>HS^2Also bad.>Beyond CanonStarted rough having to pick up from what the bad HS^2 team left them but surprisingly it's been getting better. After 8r8k. I'd say it's gotten really fun with the Satyrs and Nymphs.Swiss is great.
>>152331122Terezi would be the biggest size queen ever cause her body is 70% cavity
>>152331134>that tail wiggleMY HEART
>>152331122>>152331145Terezi will always deserve the biggest, muskiest cock imaginable, no debate.
>>152331145couldnt be more right lol, plus its funny to think vriska is the inverse of her>>152331167agreed tho i think the musk alone wins her over
>>152330818Is this Doki Doki Literature Club?
>>152331210Educate yourselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh6ij2IYeWc
>>152331164He's such a BASED and EXEMPLARPILLED CHAD that is beloved by bees.
>>152331180Lol yeah. Shortest troll Terezi loving yo be filled to the brink vs vriska who would be the whiniest bitch during any sex. She's all talk before hand tho. I almost feel bad for dave he definently woke up tied up to the bed for Terezi to do as she pleased.
>>152331264He should be thankful :/ if anything, she's doing him a favor in sucking off the grease off him.
AWWWWWWWWWWW SHITIS THIS A SWISS THREAD?
>>152331264terezi's tongue can convince anyone to do anythingask karkat>>152331257cant believe they made him an omega
>lilyI sleep. Call me pookie when Mallum is sexing up his moirail.
>>152331291Terezi never lets her toys shower, shes dedicated to cleaning them herself
>>152331322>ABONONONONONONONONONONO
>>152331291>>152331322I'm not saying Terezi wouldn't make Dave cum so hard he yells loudly so that rose can hear him in the other room. I'm just saying he probobly ends up with bite marks and probobly a few wounds and shit all over cause Terezi never figured out the whole matesprit thing and is operating in kisemisis mode. He would be pretty chill it tho after the first time.
>>152331340Harry inherited his father's alien fucker genes, John must be proud
Also damn Terezi tongue bath sounds awesome.
>>152331350>>152331357>>152331366you anons all get it...
I always forget I have this pic when looking through my gallery, I wonder where he is now..
>>152331357terezi does feel like the one out of the other 11 that have the sharpest teeth (outside of maybe fef and kan)>>152331366agreed
Abandon Your Creation QTE
