Post FEATS
>>152478181
https://youtu.be/mOvQ83-KVNc?si=XHC893oXqpOchKDbIan Flynn says base Goku gapes Sonic
>>152478192Experts debunked that
>>152478200>expertsYou mean fanfic?
>Cell after getting that MASTERFVL bio-data SVCC from his loving Tradwife, Metal Sonic
b0ss I habe cancer
>>152478231>cancer level fodderKWAB!
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>Hey friendly reminder /dbg/, that yes, MANrio RAPES and GAPES the entirety of your favorite verse!>Mario hands rule these halls!
Absolute Batman RAPES and GAPES ICE and it's whole verse!
Liam wonRukia won
>>152478251
>>152478223>Dragonbvll FANTASIES
>pornographyGentlemen...
>>152478251>Didn't spoilerAnon, this post is going to be removed
>>152478251why is his faceplate skin colored
Kingtos needs to make this board great again
>>152478261On it
>>152478275AI generated fantasies...
>>152478223DAMN! Cell really lucked out on some fine shyt, huh
>>152478192Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>152478287>But enough about Kratosjeets...
>>152478283>>152478261Thoughts on the new 2D God of War game, along with the Trilogy remakes?
>>152478299Sonic didn't show up because he would be useless by the way
>>152478309TRVKE
>>152478327Sonic TANKED that sandwich btw.That sandwich would kill KEKrio.
Does that shit actually cause cancer?
>>152478299This will be the final Death Battle episode btw.
>>152478351Jiren would win. Dubs.
>>152478355FUARK!
>>152478355KBC
>>152478351"And I am...The God of Hope."*Kratos snaps his fingers without the gauntlet, disintegrating Thanos anyway*
>>152478351The final episode of Death Battle was released a long time ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE
I have a BWC
>>152478355CHADREN
Nighttime, proceedingThe brown 'jeets, recedingSonicfags, are seething!Mariobros, with their heavy breathingThis is the night, to show KINGTOS' might! A beating that will be forever told!A sight to beholdTo some frightened cuckolds/dbs/spics posting mold, not gold!Bleach fags heaping their shitCSMbitches, and JJKeks, no one cares about them one bitThe bubble fag, the Thorbro, the Hulk chad, the Knullking, the cuck King krillin!The Kamen Rider Kek that avatarfags every time! And the Juan piss fan who just lost his dimes!Listroon, and Liam, and Barry, Tolejo!And all the known schizos and namefags that come before fro'And that 'jeet Asura who's ass is hurt eternal, don't worry bud, you'll never return broIt's such a wonderful time to be KINGTOS KING!So many wonderful things!There's so much fun to be had!KINGtos, is nothing but a Chad!
>>152478385canon
>>152478355The SakurakoSIS and White Pony doesn't love you, LOSERen.
>>152478385Wow what AI model did you use for this one, Kingtos?
>STACYrako out of NOWHERE
>>152478385This true and factual, actually
>>152478385Post your hero's fans making poetry like these LOREtos Scholars
>>152478403>AI bad!AI is the cultivation of decades of humans working together to create something truly world changing. It is the work of whole generations and communities coming together>artists will be screwed over!Most artists are selfish narcissists. They horde there talent and demand money for art a robot can make better in a prompt
Poetry is for women and faggots
>>152478430Naoya...
>>152478424Asurabro here, I agree wholeheartedly!
>>152478424I smell a sharty bot trying to derail this general>Your efforts will be in vain as these generals will always be derailed by more stupid shit
>>152478424No lies detected
>>152478366I would cry and shit my pants if this KINO happened.
>>152478403I don't think even AI can be this schizophrenic or hallucinate this hard
KNULL BLANCO!!!
>>152478355>>152478385I kneel...
>>152478299Where tf does this even come from?
>>152478385unironically some of the most creative shit these last threads...
FAGtos the FAG of War, the most pathetic excuse for a character ever written, the most ugly and offensive piece of turd re-clayed into a fictional character, it's as if making a character like SHITtos requires your two cerebral hemispheres to grow inside of your ass cheeks to think of such atrocity, WEAKtos the ASSWIPE only fits in a story made for literal first graders, I'd even consider the personality of a first grader something with more depth than BORINGtos, It's literally in his faggot character's name "SHITtos the Ghost of FAGta" the color white is an unemotional color, white is conservative, boring, drab and depressing and uninteresting, EVEN the writers themselves already confess that they made an uninteresting character from the get go, Imagine being a SHITtoshomo, being from the creator that your character is agonizingly tedious and boring, imagine being SHITtos standing in the snow doing nothing and spouting inane poetry like a faggot and then get rag dolled in the last minutes of the boss fight, this is the most pathetic character ever written, it's a traffic jam given form, a imagine being a SHITtosDOG, god, it's all apparent now why SHITtosmonkeys relate to this mess of a character, they self insert as a boring jobber because they only see him as the character they can relate to, them having bland uninteresting daft apathetic personalities, watching a sloth move from one tree trunk to another would make a more eventful day than trying to talk to a SHITtosmongrel.
>>152478442But enough about the RATnicBITCH.
>>152476048>>152476755OH NO NO NO MARIO SISSIES...... DON'T open this mario world rom.https://litter.catbox.moe/38tsu1.smc
>>152478385Xis face is so breedable and built for BBC...
>>152478487didn't read, KINGtos won!
Are Asurabros and Kratosbros now frens?
>>152478487>The shitnicfaggots MELTED at Chris McLean avatarfagging and kicking them off the general everytime they tried to post their gay fantasies>Now they move on to kingtos' sovlful poemsYou can't make this shit up!
SHITTOS SHITTOS TARD TARD!SHITTOSTARD! SHITTOSTARD!SHITTOS IS A FAT LARD!SHITTOSTARD! SHITTOSTARD!SHITTOSFAGGOTS MOW MY YARD!SHITTOSTARD! SHITTOSTARD!ALL THEIR POSTS I DISREGARD!SHITTOS SHITTOS TARD TARD!
>>152478503Tense truce due to recent events at least
>>152478503a teacher is his student's best friend
SHITtos the FAG of War lost.>B-ButHe LOST. He fucking LLLLOOOOSSSSSSSTTTTTT!
>>152478503>Can I join the truce?>I'll blow up the island if things get too bad
Now that they remembered he exists, who should he fight?
>>152478518AHHHHHHHH KILL YOURSELF /co/ FAGGOT! GO BACK TO THE TOTAL DRAMA GENERAL!
>rodent meltyI take back everything I said before, KINGtos really is an essential part of this general.
>>152478517KINGTOS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
>RATnic meltyPathetic.Be better than this.
>>152478299>No BleachSee?
>>152478520the entire Capcomverse at once
>>152478355Agreed.
>>152478385ROARtos, that is all
*ROAR!!*
>>152478299>Asta made itFVARK!
>KINGtos games announced today 4>Ratnic games announced today0
>>152478543>>152478545ROARtosmind
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SHITTOS! HE LOST! HE LOOOOOSSSSSSSSTTTTTT!
>>152478549The way Mimir's eyes light up as he hits that shit is frying me
>>152478549how does he do it bros? Is he the most relevant and inspirational legend of the current era??
I am not buying the new GoW games.
>>152478497Is this an actual rom?
>>152478553I asked the Ghost that Never Lies and he told me that Kratos just won bigly
Insider with Sony hereI'm told that Kratos winning Death Battle was the reason they made 4 new games of him, they saw for sure that he is an inspiration to the world
Why is the RATnicfag having a melty?
>>152478563He named his boat that because S.S. Sonic was taken btw
Name a bigger feat than destroying another entire franchise in five seconds.
>>152478571>1 year dev cycleThose Indians working hard, I kneel.
>>152478574and because SS More Powerful Than Batman already makes it more powerful than Sonic (who jobbed to the Batcycle)
>>152478506If avatarfagging is needed to scare the rats away, then it is a must
>>152478537KEKYPOW!
>>152478578When MLPbros autism'd so hard a new board was created just for them
>>152478385I wonder how many people this pasta will trigger
>>152478385Can you make an extended version with more /dbg/ history in it? I feel this poem is lacking on the bigger events that have happened on this general
>>152478597One and you already know who that man's HERO is...
>The S.S. Sonic in question
>>152478385What song is this spoofing?
>>152478581Boo.
>>152478385Fuuuuuuuuuck, if only I was a BETTER writer...
>>152478385If only I included more trannies in JJK, maybe I wouldn't be irrelevant in /dbg/...
>>152478648>>152478658Kek they both said these things
>>152478385This is not AI>The paper this song was inked on paper made from the roots of The World Tree>Weaved by the Three Muses and Arachne>Approved, with the seal of The Mandate of Heaven>It's quill forged on the planet, Vulcan, by the god, Vulcan>It's Ghostwriters Apollo, Hermes, Krishna, and all the Bodhisattvas>And finally... Written by the SCHOLAR, KRATOS, GOD OF WAR, AND HERO TO EVRYONE!
>>152478676Don't forget the inspiration from Anansi, The Spider God!
SHE'S TOUCHING MY WEINER?!
>>152478690Fuck off Spidermanfag, Miles lost to DeKEK of all People
>>152478698Proud of you for not misgendering your Aunt Victoria.
>>152478698Metal Sonic...
Good morning saars I am ancient Brahmin and must give you the wisdom.
>>152478708>>152478711Forgot to remove the name, retard
I am so retarded, why can't i samefag like the sonic Bros or Kratosjeets.?
Schizobros...
>>152478385I kneel...
>>152478716What is your wisdom o great Saar?
>>152478451A SINGULAR overcooked ORZO for BARBATOS!
>>152478385Fuck...I could never write something like this. I'm so irrelevant...
https://files.catbox.moe/084vvb.webmMario and Luigi getting it from Sonic and Tails
>>152478752MarioYummy
>>152478385Not nearly wordy enough, you will never write an opus.
>>152478385Please Kratos, can you help me write my character being an actual cuck? I have lots of experience but I need to make it as heroic and selfless as you have
>>152478617...MARIO!
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>152478793>>152478752>Sonic falseflagger>SHITNICtards already confirmed to be sharteens from the previous general
>>152478261>>152478385Kratos please clean the posts below you, the sonic fags are getting uppity now without you LORDING over them
>>152478543>>152478545All my ROARtos posting has paid off!
>>152478830Why the fuck do you never hide the fucking image name...
>>152478833>See above.
KRATOS! Start posting again and out the schizos! my life will be yours!
>>152478851Ok schizo.
>>152478850This nigger needs to kill himself.
Shieeeet bieeetch! Dem wypipo be tryna say Cell beats Metal Sonic. First dey take away my EBT benefits so I cant feed mah children den da colonizas be tryna say my hero gets beaten by dragon Ball. I b goin thru it bru y'know whatam sayin?
>>152478830I think I know where those lips are traced...
>LeBron in Phineas and FerbDEXTERBROS and JIMMYBROS...WE'RE COOKEDhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DUqsXe4gVyu/?igsh=ejRrY2V1bzM2dmg2
>>152478897They made SLURPza a jak geg
>>152478897Yep, from SLURPnic's iconic image.
>>152478711Fem Metal is peak
Ballot>Hunter vs Hunter (Bloodborne vs Monster Hunter) They like it. Liam says this is one he thinks he originally made/made popular.>Lysithea (Fire Emblem) vs Edward Elric Remembers which game but ben doesn’t remember the character. Creative.>Kirby vs Toree (Siactro) Liam is the only one who knows Toree.>Danny Sexbang vs Hatsune MikuSure, they get what you are going for. What the hell, sure. DJ wants to take an artist and analyze their music videos for feats.>Rick Jones vs Jimmy OlsonLikes this a lot. Asks how they should approach it, if they get everything or are just normal humans. >Future Gohan vs Invincible War Goes pretty hard, Ben really digs it. >Audrey Redheart vs Masked KidThey have no idea on either character. >Marth vs Aragorn Loves the match up and thinks both are similar and it makes a lot of sense.>Crimson One vs Pixy (Project Wingman vs Ace Combat 0) They dig it and it is a fun idea.>Xigbar vs Saya (Kingdom Hearts vs Project X Zone) Likes the evil organizations thing, thinks it is fun.>Gumball Watterson vs Kiff Chatterleyeven with the heavily limited knowledge, they think it makes sense and would be really fun.>Gegege no Kitaro vs Kamen Rider GhostTalked about this and is an interesting ghost fight. >Faust vs Teddie (Guilty Gear vs Persona) Makes a lot of sense story wise. An unexpected pairing. >Makoto Yuki vs Sonic The Hedgehog (Archie) They are confused and the description doesn’t help a whole lot.>Muzan vs Alastor Dapper demons. Feels like they talked about this before. >Incineroar vs Brute Bomber (Final Fantasy) DJ says incineroar is screwed simply because it is Final Fantasy 14.>Metal Sonic vs Mecha GodzillaThey get it, it is super cool. If it is specifically Metal Overlord vs Mecha Godzilla then it is super cool. >Loki vs Beatrice (Marvel vs Umineko) Umineko getting it’s representation in this ballot. “Ben’s Favorite Series”. Like it.
>Segume Kishin vs Black Bolt (Touhou Project vs Marvel) Feels like one of those episodes that would be over in five seconds either way.>Saja Boys vs Team Orochi (Kpop Demon Hunters vs King of Fighters)New one they haven’t heard of before but they think it's fun.>Leo Corbett vs Jason Frudnick (Power Rangers vs Blaster Master Zero) Laughs at Frudnick’s name. DJ says the Blaster Master Zero lore apparently goes deep and he needs to jump in.>Missingno vs HerobrineThinks it is fun. >Cia vs Medea/Caster (Zelda vs Fate)Makes sense and is fun. >Aizen vs Sephiroth They like it, makes sense. >Rouge the Bat vs Sableye They laugh. Feels like Rouge is just going to dumpster it, but DJ says no Rouge does not win. >Kamala Khan vs Sakura Kasugano (Street Fighter) It’s cool and thinks it makes sense. >Joe Shimamura vs Akaranger (Cyborg 009 vs Super Sentai) The OG’s of their genres. They dig it.>Umbra vs Yi (Blue Fire vs Nine Sols) Find it interesting.>Nate Adams (Yokai Watch) vs Sakura KinomotoMakes a lot of sense as a series comparison. Very fun idea.>The Beast vs Erik (La Belle et la Bete vs La Fantome de I’Opera)Be a very interesting death battle.>Vector vs Goro Akechi (Yu-gi-oh! Vs Persona) none of them know anything about Zexal. Makes sense.>Naruto Uzumaki vs Roman Reigns Ben says they will have to really dive into WwE at some point.
>>152478479https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Nr_PO-MIM
>>152478178Viltrumite BVLLS vs S o yan SISSIES
>>152478954>>152478959Please post more, I can't handle the silence
>>152478294I always giggle whenever I try to imagine Kratos doing any of the insane shit Asura does.
>>152479065Because they're so beneath him? Yeah me too.
>>152478294>>152479065You guys weren't there, but I saw Kratos do this last week with his pinkie toe.
>>152478622Idkek it was just a bunch of random Christmas tunes I had in my head since last January and I just decided to go with what rhymes in this general>>152478614No.
>>152479065Mod of Asura's Wrath but Asura's model is swapped with Norse Kratos
We literally see Kratos beat Asura, who we literally see destroy planets, stars, and dimensions, but apparently he doesn't upscale from that
>>152479085>Kratos smiling because he has TRANSCENDED the need to destroy that mountain
SonicDAMN!
>>152479086This reminds me, can someone post that modded vid of Doomslayer vs Chief in place of the Kratos vs Baldur fight? I need a quick laugh.
>>152479085>Kratos the CHRISTMAS enjoyer!>Kratos the ORIGINAL!
>>152479090Did Capcom, CyberConnect2, Sony and Santa Monica Studio declare it canon though?
>>152479109None of them commented on it because it's so blatantly obvious Kratos wins there is no need.
>CyberConnect2Didn't they make the loli furry piss game? This is who created Asura?
>go to VSBW out of boredom >listroon is there >still cries about Superman and makes stomp matches against Itachi how long till he gets banned again? only one guy seems to have noticed it was him and that was because he reposted his shitty Cirno Jack Frost copypasta for no reason
>>152479133So it's not canon
I am imagining KINGtos erasing entire dimensions just by existing…
Superman? BEAST. HERO. KING.Itachi? BEAST. HERO. KING.
>>152479138Not sure what game you're talking about but from a quick Google search they made the Naruto ultimate ninja storm games and Dragon Ball kakarot
>>152479151You're just mad because KINGtos' verse is strong enough to tank his power and give him a fight back. Asura is just a little fish in an even littler pond.
>>152479148It's so canon it's not even worth discussing. It's the burden of the loser to refute the claims, and unfortunately I don't think Capcom even knows Asura's wrath exists.
>>152479156My lie detector….. IS SILENT….
>>152479143Opinions on Metal vs Cell?
>>152479109>>152479148they don't need to declare it canon. The God of War Novels said Kratos as the God of War controls and presides over every war, battle and conflict both real and fictional and otherwise, meaning Kratos vs Asura in Death Battle is canon because Kratos made it so canonically.
>>152479174Thisthisthis. Kratos is King.
With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW, Warrior-Z’s Tik Tok edits… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS, STARS, GALAXIES, and DIMENSIONS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain (hopefully in GOW Sons of Sparta, the upcoming remakes or live-action show), you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
>>152479174>>152479168Oh were Kratos posting tonight got it. Carry on then
>>152479151Why do you shill so hard for a canonicaly Indian-based series?Just because Kratosjeets exist on this board, doesn't mean the rest of the fanbase is like the KratosjeetsYou also can't bring the Indian argument, as India has one billion brown-shitters who could like any sort of media and could be par of any fandom
Times when a character's creator has come out and said that a death battle result is completely wrong.>Sega confirming Sonic will never beat Mario at anythingThat's it, that's the list.
>>152479173he's crying about it and is saying Cell would win if he was given Toei, GT, Heroes, and Metal Sonic was restricted to base
>>152479188>composite Cell beats base game Metalwoah
>>152479143Disprove Itachi stomping Superman without appealing to emotion
>>152479188So are you a Sonicfaggot or not? That's the only question that matters right now
>>152479188>But Cell will get Heroes and Xenoverse
>>152479181Lots of seething over nothing. Take a deep breath, anon.
>>152479188Sonicniggers are worse than listtroon so I don't care if he's annoying them
>>152479213Thanks, asurabro...We must BETTER ourselves against the rats that have filtered and pilfered our generals and threads
>>152479188Link to his posts?
>>152479231Don't give people you don't like attention...We have witnessed firsthand, how that is like due to a certain blue blur
>>152479143Caps? I wanna laugh today.
>>152479167This, every atom in KINGtos’s verse is an outerverse. CHUDsura stood no chance.
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>>152478830>>152478905Deku...
>>152479286
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>>152479304
>GOAT>BUMNig nog speak
>>152479311
>>152479314
>>152479318>Het einde!
Now respond to these panels without sounding like an bullfrogge that's getting stomped on>And without any ad Hominem or HBOC'ing
If Metal Sonic barely beats Cell than it isn't looking good for the Sonic vs Goku fight, HedgeGODbros....
Cell is a weak featless jobber
hehe, it's good I posted this while everyone is sleeping = )The Kratoskeks would've torn me apart earlier in the thread
>>152479287What the fuck does Deku have to do with slurping you schizo
>What wincons does Cell have against Metal Sonic who has a LOVING father and a CARING sister?
>>152479401
>>152479412
Anyone else have that voice in the back of their mind telling you that you should kill yourself anytime the slightest inconvenience happens?
>>152478188The fuck? Why are they fighting inside a Windows Media Player music visualiser?
>>152478959>Zelda vs FateGod no. Zelda's been kicked into the dust enough. It doesn't need an 0-6 record.
Reminder that Sonic RAPES and GAPES goku and his entire verse!
>>152479401>>152479412>>152479418Eggman canonically called the Chaotix to try and kill Metal in Sonic HeroesIn SxSG they confirm that he then left Metal to die with Omega and didn't try and save him, and Omega let him live out of mercy.
Looks like Sonic has already won this thread.
>>152479482TRVKE
>>152479487Some Sonic brown posted his ebonics slideshow in the thread, Sonic has come dead last in this thread.
And the winner is... Sonic!!!
This thread? Soloed by SONIC
Metal Sonic wins because he is multiversal (Scales to Sonic) Cell? Island level.
>>152479487So true!
>>152479345no lies detected
>Warrior-Z
Wow Metal Sonic sure sounds strong! Can I see Metal performing one of his best feats?
Explain how Metal Sonic DOESN'T no-diff Cell and his entire verse without sounding MAD!
Metal Sonic RAPES and GAPES Cell
>>152479491>>152479330You've failed already... $ONI€Gods get all the dimes!
>>152479508i-i cannot...
>>152479492TRVKE.>>152479494Another TRVKE.>>152479497TRIPLE TRVKE.>>152479499>>152479502Yep agreed.>>152479506>Mariojeet concern trolling BITCHrio.>>152479508There is no explanation.>>152479515TRVKE NUKEM.
>Cell is universal!>Look inside>Never destroys anything bigger than a planet of undisclosed size
Mario lost. Get over it.
>>152478244...False!
>>152479521Can I see Multiversal Metal destroy an island?
iz da /dbs/ pedofaggotry over?
Sonic? The KING of these HALLS.
LORDnic won again. Flawlessly.
I can't believe my entire VERSE got RAPED and GAPED......So says Mario/Goku/Ichigo/Simon/Hal/Kyle/Composite fiction!!!
KIIIIIIIIIIIIINGNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCC!!!
Everyone is in agreement in Sonic's superiority except for one Mariojeet after all
Another classic KINGnic victory!
>>152479520Glad you agree!>>152479521TRVKE>>152479524DOVBLE TRVKE>>152479526TRIPLE TRVKE!!>>152479527CRYINGrio...>>152479532QVAD TRVKE!!!>>152479535PENTATRVKE!!>>152479536SIXTVPLE TRVKE?!?!?!>>152479538SEVEN. TRVKES.>152479540>152479542TOO MANY TRVKES!!!! THIS THREAD HAS GONE TRVKCLEAR!!!
>no one is in the thread except us Quickly, post MUTTrio ANTI-FEATS before the Italian immigrant wakes up from his shitty Indian time zone!
SCHIZOrio would be screaming "SAMENIC!!!" by now!!
>>152479318This one isn't actually true. Both Frieza and Cell generate a layer of bioarmor above most of their flesh.
bros... Why is Sonic so fuarking handsome...? He must plow Rouge daily!!!
See how much better the threads are without the anti Sonic SHITalian? No cuckoldry, no gay porn spam, no blacked spam, just acknowledging the goat verse of all powerscaling, Sonic the HedgeGOD.
>>152479559That's icky Vicky btw, long-time supporter of inCell and SHITgon Ball
>>152479484There's also the matter that he literally reprograms Metal Sonic to be loyal.
SONIC!!! I SPREAD MY LEGS FOR YOU!!!...So says Peach/Daisy/Rouge/Amy/Every adult female in fiction!!!
When SONIC enters, the HALLS QUAKE...
Please post antifeats my fellow SONIC CHAD'S or JEWrio will get uppity with sandwiches and cars again...
His presence alone elevates this place
>SonicGODS enter the thread>All cuckoldry, blacked, gay porn and other degenerate fantasies stopI KNEEL...
>Holy shit this thread is genuinely better without False-Flagging Mariotards
Cell... Don't be onna my pet peaves... - Metal SonicHoly FUARK... i JUST GOT CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE
KING. LORD. MASTER. SONIC!
Is this true, Sonicbros?
SONICTOOOOSSSSS!!!mariosura...
Damn, this doesn't feel right...Where are the Mario melty's, the deflection, the projection, the slander?We cannot go on without an opponent to direct our justice to...
holy mary mother of samenic...
>>152479491Post a Mario slideshow then>Without ebonics or cuck/gay fantasies, just straight feats and how they look
I guess even the mentally ill Mariofag has to sleep sometimes huh? At least this confirms it's the same schizo behind the Gokek and Shitrio spam
WHERE THE FUCK IS MARIOFAG!I wanna see his stupid plumber face melt into his cappy, is that too much too ask...
ENTER
>>152479612What kind of Pokémon is that?
>all these filtered postsjesus
ITALIAN PLUMBERRRRREEEER!!!!!!!!!!!WHERE ARE YOU!I don't wanna be stuck with NAME/TRIPFAGS for the rest of this thread...
>>152479617Is it safe to comm out now, doc?There's so many blank posts....(Except for the Kratos ones earlier...)
>samenic begging for his masters to return as if they owe him their attentiongeg
>>152478178Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse Reminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and his entire verse.
>>152478336No lies detected.
>the subhuman cries out in agony because no one is giving it attention
>>152479633well, i... you see the posting... at this hour is expected, uhsee you later*takes a siesta*
>>152479634I've come to the conclusion that maybe us mariobros are no BETTER after seeing these past few threads...
>>152478804TRVTH NVKE!!!!
>Kratos owns these threads, not a Fat man who works with Shit (plumber) or A Rodent who's penis is the size of a bellybutton (hedgehogs have small penises)
>>152479188>Listroon is a IncellfagI am telling you, there's a reason Sonic is our KING. Only trannies, gay porn spammer, and avatarbitches hate him.
>>152479630>>152479609>>152479630I'm the one who falsefagged these btw
>>152479482TRVTH NVKE!!!!
>here's proof
See you tomorrow guys
>>152479487No lies detected>>152479556
>>152479540>>152479542All true. TRVTH NVKE rampage here.
>>152479582No, because downplaying Mario doesn't exist. He's THAT weakhttps://streamable.com/jxchbj
>Tripfags coming outCan I have some fun too?
>>152479583K, b, c.>>152479603Can't believe it's literally just SAMErio...
>>152479668>Sonic's enemies are always tripniggersSonic continues to win.
>>152479574>>152479575>>152479577All true and factual.
I'm bored. I need a Belmont in Death Battle. Does Trevor vs Joseph Joestear sound good?
Can someone post Mario destroying a mountain like Sonic can?https://youtu.be/wJr1pNBzTCQ?si=fDCnbrQnuUUCqVJv&t=11
Sonicsisters... It's not fair...
>>152479725Tendies eat slop, we know that.
>>152479725Hundred of successful games is better than 99% shitty lifetime
New KINGtos lorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VUYWd6p0Mw
>>152479725Pokemon has always been too big to fail
>>152479725Sonic has never released a good game. That's the difference.
>>152478366Most canon thing I ever read.
There is not a single verse in fiction that comes even close to SCP in strength. This is a fact
>>152479793Sonic 2, Sonic 3, Sonic and Knuckles, Sonic Advance 1 and 2, Sonic Rush, Sonic Colors Wii, Sonic Colors DS, Sonic Generations, Shadow Generations
>>152478617...SONIC!
>>152479806... are all bad games.
>>152478525Chris GAPES and RAPES your entire chances of winning a million dollars.
>>152479806...are all LVDOKINO
>>152478621K, b, c
>>152479806... are all critically superior to every SHARTrio game ever released.
>Samenic melty went on for 40+ posts in a row this time all in the same shit timezone tooHoly shit Sonic is pathetic.
>>152479876Maybe Sonic is just that popular and beloved in EVROPA.
>Mariojeet woke upTruly it's one faggot
>>152479933Yep it's obvious
>>152479806... are all better than SHITrio's games.
>>152479933people were calling you samenic while you samefagged up there, sonicjeet
>>152478954BB guy is for the incoming Nintendo version of BB, idk who MonHunter could fight>dimeless side character>A-lister vs literal who>another relative literal who vs A-listerAlso didn't Danny get some allegations somewhat recently?Def should composite them, sillyKINO despite relative dimelessnessDecent proxy match, would be a good test to see how they handle 1vGroup fightsLiteral whos, this is what I want smaller vs shows to be making. Cut their teeth on these relatively small scale projects to hone themselves instead of doing shit like Supes vs fanfiction. Eh, looks like a filler episode to meSame sentiment as the one before Maragon, although this one has better potential. We need some Dealiest Warrior type beat matchups and this is a close one.If they are getting PxZ somehow, it would really rather be the protags. Tht is if PxZ should even be in at all.Autists just be booking anythingThere are a ton of "Kitaro vs those he inspired" matchups and a Rider is very low on that listBoring, also people aren't going to get itMakoto is for Neku and that's already a hard sell due to Neku being a Colex like figure only really big back in the day. Using Archie Sonic again is just aggressively mind numbing from sheer autistic aura alone. The Vivshit character better be dropping cusses every 3 seconds if they somehow make thisThey just be making people up nowHonestly would've preferred Cell vs Garou and this could be a good substitute for Metal insteadWdym "favorite series"? Dawg we are getting Trannyneko before GTA, CoD, King Kong and others lmao
>>152479957Yet we all saw you waking up and posting the same pictures you always do. SHITtio is unpopular (and can't destroy a mountain, unlike Sonic)
>>152479987>wekekYou literally repeated the same posts you always do earlier>SHITtio is unpopular (and can't destroy a mountain, unlike Sonic)Shitnic samefags. And has never destroyed a mountain.
>>152479987>endgame sonic got knocked out by a mountain and it wasn't destroyedftfy
Considering the possible /sthg/ invasion, there's a high chance the Sonicfag(s) are actually women. You figure out what to do with that information.
I notice any time you try to argue with the Samenic faggot he always replies in the same way and adds "LMAO""LMFAO" like this to the end of his posts, like a signature zoomtard tick he has no help of, and never actually replies to the arguments
>>152480007Post Mario destroying a mountain, NOW.>>152479722
>>152480021>Post Mario destroying a mountain, NOW. >>152479722That's not Sonic destroying a mountain, you tard
>>152479644As a Goku fan, it makes me happy to know that Sonic RAPES him. Because I know Sonic pumping Goku's bootyhole full of his hot sticky cum until it's all red and swollen will give Goku more MOUNTAINS to climb X3
Reminder that the Mariojeet can't post his hero destroying anything. All be can do is accuse CHADnic Scholars of being what he is (a samefag)
>>152478178It's over for INCELrio fans.
>>152480048K, b, c.
>>152480028>That's not Sonic destroying a mountain, you tardDenial isn't healthy, Mariofaggot
>>152480057>>That's not Sonic destroying a mountain, you tard>Denial isn't healthy, MariofaggotIt's literally not Sonic destroying a mountain in the clip, Sonicjeet. Little Planet is tied to the chains and is going away.
>>152480042>fagnic delusions unprompted again
Post Mario destroying a multiverse. You can't? Okay then.Post Mario destroying a universe. Still can't? Alright.Post Mario destroying a galaxy. Nothing? Okay...Post Mario destroying a solar system. Really? Wow.Okay post Mario destroying a large star. You aren't serious are you?Post Mario destroying a planet. No? Of course not no.Post Mario destroying a continent. Phew....Post Mario destroying a country... yeah thought so.Post Mario destroying a mountain. Post Mario destroying a large rock. Post Mario being above car level strength... None of those? JEEZ!
>>152479683>>152479690>Glass and Sandwich level hedgehog talking>Needs to run across a football field level of distance to even crack glass. Sonic got speedblitzed and 1v1'd by a sandwich when he started trying
>>152478959Why tf do these faggots keep requesting Touhou without using Reimu or anyone from the flagship game? This is Fate and Nero all over again.Neat, crazy to think that Kpop is carrying this matchup lolNo idea who these are aside from recognizing their franchisesFun, DBX tier at most thoI get it but I genuinely want a Hyrule vs FE Warriors fight, armies and all. Specifically Cia and her army vs the twins and theirs.Does Sephy have better wank aside from Supernova?Would be fun for Sonicfag melty but like who tf wants this?Sakura is for Shingo, feed Kamala to Deku again igHella dimeless but neatHeard of these games but dk much, seems like a Colex type matchup again which I will grant is a decent enough category of MU for me>Ash vs Yugi 2: Listtroon Goon Material EditionRather not just for that aloneAwesome matchupPeople care about Zexals?Narutofags are about to experience TRVE pain...
>>152479725Pokemon is the garfield of gaming and the actaul video games are secondary products to the merchandise.
Post Mario destroying a car.
With every source available to me… the games, the manuals and manga, the developer tweets, the fanfiction, VSBW, YouTube short edits… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE MARIO DESTROYING A CAR, MUCH LESS A MOUNTAIN! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that MARIOTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 45 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER HERO but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY CARS, MOUNTAINS, MOONS, and PLANETS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a car (hopefully in Mario Tennis Fevers, the upcoming remakes or movie), you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
>>152480081>This is Fate and Nero all over again.No one was requesting Nero as the first Fate rep, Artoria and Gilgamesh are far more popular requests, Nero just happens to have a surprising amount in common with Geats
>>152480064Sonic broke the chains and mountain, Mariojeet. Now post Mario destroying a car.
>>152480101>Sonic broke the chains and mountain, Mariojeet. Now post Mario destroying a car.Never happened, sonicjeet. I can see the whole video. I'm not blind. They broke on their own. Sonic's literally with Amy during it.
>>152478959>>The Beast vs Erik (La Belle et la Bete vs La Fantome de I’Opera)>Be a very interesting death battle.Fair, but Quasimodo vs Erik is where the real fun is at
>>152480081People already submitted Reimu's matchups in the previous ballot shit so there's no point in doing it again
>>152479719What else is there? Jonathan arguably had his best with Tanjiro. Leon is boring ngl. Trevor vs Joseph is only carried sadly by Netflixvania.
>Sonic samefag schizo hiding behind cars againAlright I thought they were memeing to cope but they're actually being this serious and pathetic. Let me get the feat of mainline Mario one tapping a vehicle
>>152480122>Sonic's literally with Amy during it.Retarded Mariojeet. Sonic literally leaves Amy before destroying the mountain. Now post Mario destroying a car.
>>152480135>Sonic's literally with Amy during it.>Retarded Mariojeet. Sonic literally leaves Amy before destroying the mountain. Now post Mario destroying a car.He's never visible with the chains Little planet broke. He just runs out of Amy's sight. Eggman's base shutting down is what weakened them. Post the source of him destroying the mountain.
>>152479725>one of its biggest competition is failing>still can't draw a dimeImagine being a SHITnicfag. Even when everything lines up, it somehow sinks deeper.
/dbg/ should start a Twitch plays channel. Let's start with Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric.
>>152480134>Let me get the feat of mainline Mario one tapping a vehicleWe are all waiting for proof of Mario destroying cars or large boulders.
>>152480076>>152480089>Lists everything Sonic can't do insteadInstead of projecting post Sonic launching anything into space like Mario can.
>>152480145>We It's just you spamming this car meme since you can't post feats of your own.
>>152480153Instead of deflecting post Mario destroying a simple car.
>>152479927Muzzies love Sonic? I mean they do like their animals and little girls so maybe they do.
>>152480141>Eggman's base shutting down is what weakened them.Fanfiction isn't healthy. Can you post a source for your claim? Because I can see Sonic destroying a mountain on screen. Now can you post Mario destroying a car?
>>152480161You've been deflecting from posting a game sonic feat of him launching anything into space like Mario can for weeks now.
>>152480159Mariosister... that post literally has a feat from Sonic. You refuse to post your hero destroying anything.
>>152480008>womenAnon, this is a distinctly male strain of autism. I don't think any one of those fingers typing those words have 2 X chromosomes.
>>152480177People posted two feats of launching things into space, meanwhile you can't post a single feat of Mario destroying a car in a single piece of media.
>>152480171>Eggman's base shutting down is what weakened them.>Fanfiction isn't healthy. Can you post a source for your claim? Because I can see Sonic destroying a mountain on screen. Now can you post Mario destroying a car?I asked for the source first, you not providing it means you have no source. I see the video of a mountain being destroyed without sonic being there.
>>152480182they're still women you hecking chud!
He runs the gauntlet against every single board, where does he stop?
>>152480179>Mariosister... that post literally has a feat from Sonic. You refuse to post your hero destroying anything.Feats of Mario destroying giant Brick blocks with ease were already posted. >>152480184>People posted two feats of launching things into space, meanwhile you can't post a single feat of Mario destroying a car in a single piece of media.It was asked for Game Sonic and you replied with non canon shit. People even asked you for Super Sonic to do it and you still run away from posting it.
I am a 5'3 overweight ugly poor bastard Mexican with a small dick. I'm going to be alone this year like I always will be. All of my friends would rather spend time with their girlfriends than with me. Nothing will ever get better. I've been waiting for 5 years and things have only stagnated and gotten worse.I have no social media presence and barely a real life presence. Hardly anyone would care for long, I'm already a burden on them.You already know what I'm contemplating.
>>152480185>I asked for the source first,The source is the on-screen feat of Sonic destroying a mountain. We are featschads here, not statement bitches. Now post Mario destroying a car.
As a GODsicCHAD, I only respect non-autistic franchises. If you can show me your fanbase not being composed of 90% autists, you may dine with ROYALTY like me.
>>152480200Mariobro... it's okay Mario can't destroy a car. We all respect weaklings here.
>>152480209>The source is the on-screen feat of Sonic destroying a mountain. We are featschads here, not statement bitches. Now post Mario destroying a car.There's no sonic onscreen in that video of the """feat"""
>>152480217>Sonic leaves Amy, rushes to the mountain, destroying it. Then he falls as the chains breakPretty blatant, unlike Mario destroying a car.
>>152480225>>Sonic leaves Amy, rushes to the mountain, destroying it. Then he falls as the chains break>Pretty blatant, unlike Mario destroying a car.Sonic isn't on screen at all when the mountain is destroyed. Post source of your claims.
Go through these quotes, SHITNIC just kidding I like him too fans are STILL mad at MariGODs beating him in 2026?https://x.com/i/status/2021879014130962660
>>152480199>Feats of Mario destroying giant Brick blocks>ESLrio panicking because he can't post his hero destroying a car
>>152480081>Ash vs Yugi 2: Listtroon Goon Material EditionThat's the normal Yugi vs Ash, Listroon ERPs as Dark Magician Girl
>>152480200If you find you have nothing to live for, then before you decide to do something drastic you should endeavor to at least try to find a reason. What interests you? What is your passion? What gets you excited? Try events at a community center or public library or search around your area. Explore your interests. No one is certain of what happens after death but it is very likely there wont be a second chance. Have courage.
>>152480212Bros...
>>152478244You were saying?
Name the DB characters
>>152478385The bubble fag? Whos that?
>>152480230That tweet is factual, though. Sonic's strong hands capable of destroying mountains and cars would kill Mario.
>>152478385
>>152480229>Post source of your claims.>Begging for statements because he can't interpret a simple cutsceneDUMBrio the BROWN.
>>152480252>That tweet is factual, though. Sonic's strong hands capable of destroying mountains and cars would kill Mario.Sonic never did that shit, lienic.
>>152480134>Mario destroys tank with zero effortNow will Sonicfags stop deflecting and moving goalposts and post Sonic launching things into space like Mario can do? (Sonic can't)
>>152480268SONICBROS??? EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW.
>>152480268FUARK!
>>152480237Can't. Everything costs money which I don't have. i can't borrow because I'd only be a further burden. I can't get a job because I don't have a diploma, car, or license of any kind. Getting a driver's license requires a mandatory $3000 course which I cannot afford. The system is designed to keep me exactly where I am.Nothing will ever get better. I have no useful interests or talents worth mentioning. I fail at everything I try and give up. I'll get happiness as I was born undeserving of it as a low class bottom feeder faggot.I just give up. Im too tired. I deserve hell because of the shitty things ive done to others.
>>152480261>>Post source of your claims.>>Begging for statements because he can't interpret a simple cutscene>DUMBrio the BROWN.Sonic never was seen doing that in the cutscene. Post your source already, liar.
Bring me Mario Kart!
>>152480281>I'll get happinessI'll never get happiness* My eyes are wet, sorry again for being a nuisance.
>>152480268>HBOCThat's not Mario. That's Mario possessing an enemy (stronger than him, apparently)
Wedding crasher bro here, I just got done crashing a wedding, got to eat some good food before I was caught. What's been happening while I was gone?
>>152480283That car would KILL Mario btw.
>>152480231>>Feats of Mario destroying giant Brick blocks>>ESLrio panicking because he can't post his hero destroying a carYou're coping hard eslnic, and they already did that. >>152480268
>>152480303Stop HBOC and post actual Mario destroying a car, not him possessing a tank to do it for him.
>>152480294>>HBOC>That's not Mario. That's Mario possessing an enemy (stronger than him, apparently)Are you actually blind. Mario got out of possession and destroyed the tank, blindnic. You're now coping because you're desperate disingenuous narrative argument is crumbling.
>>152480311>Stop HBOC and post actual Mario destroying a car, not him possessing a tank to do it for him.Mario got out of the tank and destroyed it on his own, stop coping dumbnic.
>Sissynic dies to a moon>Tradesrio kills a sunRome wins once again.
>>152480313Can you post what happens when Mario tries to attack a New Donk car, then? He surely can destroy it.
>>152480321>Can you post what happens when Mario tries to attack a New Donk car, then? He surely can destroy it.He uses taxis as launch pads, and tanks are stronger than cars. Sonic can't destroy cars that cover manholes in adventure games and has to get Big to lift it. >Inb4 he moves the next goalpost and doesn't post the feat that was asked for. For weeks now.
>>152478178 >>152480048Gaynic fags...
>>152480318That's Mario targeting a weak spot. Post him destroying a normal car without targeting weak spots.>>152480282>Brownrio has no object permanence
>>152480302Of course, it will. That's KINGtos' SUV, that thing can SOLO anyone in fiction. Unlike a certain RAT...
>>152480337KINGRIO.
>>152480332>He uses taxis as launch pads, and tanks are stronger than cars.Can you post Mario destroying a tank without targeting a weakspot, or post Mario destroying any of these taxis?>Sonic can't destroy carshttps://youtu.be/6JjhJ3O3Byc
>>152480048Canon>>152480337Cope fanfiction.
>>152480048Cope fanfiction>>152480337Canon.
>>152480343Wtf is that intro geg why are sonicnegros like this?
>>152480339>Unlike a certain RAT...We all know RATrio is weak, yes.
>>152480338>That's Mario targeting a weak spot. Post him destroying a normal car without targeting weak spots.>Headcanon, meanwhile Sonic has to target a weakspot with help to defeat Solaris. >>Brownrio has no object permanence>Brownic has no sources>>152480343>He uses taxis as launch pads, and tanks are stronger than cars.>Can you post Mario destroying a tank without targeting a weakspot, or post Mario destroying any of these taxis?>Sonic can't destroy cars>https://youtu.be/6JjhJ3O3BycNow that you posted the feat we can use your own shitty logic, that's the helicopter metal defeating those cars. Post Sonic destroying cars normally. He has to run away from Trucks in the same level and can't destroy them normally in the game I mentioned.
>>152480076STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HERO!!!! HE CAN DESTROY A SMALL TANK... by hitting its weakspot, that is...
>>152480364Yup yup! All of fiction PALES in comparison to KINGtos! Even SHITnic the JOBBERhog!
>>152480263>COPEriojeet
>>152480367sonicbros...
Brownest thread I've seen yet
>>152480381Leave us NintendoGODS alone bruh!
It's a disease... and I'm just a retarded unga bunga flying brick, I can't punch it away...
>>152480385Goku who canonically died to a cardiac virus...
>>152480381SegaGODS are the BROWNEST.
I say we let Sonic win every vs fight. Fanfiction is all that franchise has left after all. We should never bully those beneath us.
He-CHAD
>>152480367>Mariojeet legitimately thinks targeting a weakspot is the same as just riding a metal board.Can you post Mario destroying a car without a ground pound, then?
>>152480402SAINTos...
>>152480381MarioFAGGOT is brown as shit, which is why he doesn't have object permanence.
>>152480408>>Mariojeet legitimately thinks targeting a weakspot is the same as just riding a metal board.>Can you post Mario destroying a car without a ground pound, then?Post Sonic destroying a car without the metallic board. I didn't say he couldn't use spindash sonicjeet.
>jobs to acid>jobs to diseases>jobs to time manipulation>jobs to mind control>jobs to retcons>jobs to existence erasure>jobs to matter erasure/transmutation>jobs to soul obliteration
>>152480423JOBBEReo GAYmes...
>>152480402True... alright Sonicfags. We'll let you do all your raping and gaping on far wealthier and superior franchises
Why did Sonic run away from that Truck if he could destroy it? Why did Sonic have such trouble outrunning a truck as well while we are on the topic?
>>152480384Canon>>152480392Fanfic
>>152480439That truck can destroy a building btw. Can you post Mario destroying a building?
>Sonic LITERALLY AND CANONICALLY can't get past police cars on his ownWeaknic...
>>152480446Sonictards...
>>152480446Sonic was respecting the police in that game unlike in Sonic Adventure 2.
Post Sonic destroying a multiverse. "I can't I'm weak and need to move goalposts"Post Sonic destroying a universe. "I can't I need to move goalposts"Post Sonic destroying a galaxy. "I can't I need to move goalposts"Post Sonic destroying a solar system. "I can't I need to move goalposts"Okay post Sonic destroying a large star. "I can't I need to move goalposts"Post Sonic destroying a planet. "I can't I need to move goalposts"POST SONIC LAUNCHING ANYTHING INTO SPACE. "I CAN'T I NEED TO CONSTANTLY DEFLECT AND MOVE GOALPOSTS"Post Sonic destroying a continent. "I can't I need to move goalposts"Post Sonic destroying a country... "I can't I need to move goalposts"Post Sonic destroying a mountain. "I can't I need to move goalposts"Post Sonic destroying a large rock. "I can't I need to move goalposts"Post Sonic being above car level strength "I can't I need to move goalposts"
>>152480250Yeah it would be hard to be a ninja if you have the representations of toxic trash waste and pollution.
>>152480423Name ONE character with resistances to all of these things
>>152480423superman AND scarlet king...
Holy fucking shit, these threads are dogshit. Its just Sonicposting for a billion threads straight. I want to violently hunt Sonicfags on an island with a shotgun and yell "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!" and when I blow there brains out, ill say "I just RAPED and GAPED you!"
>>152480453>Sonic was respecting the police in that game unlike in Sonic Adventure 2.>headcanon
>>152480446>sonic wont destroy pigcartsso much for being "free-spirited", bootlicking fuck
>>152480454Why are you asking that of my hero...he loses to sandwiches when actually trying.
Shut the fuck up about Sonic PLEASE talk about fucking ANYTHING ELSE
>>152480462They'll say that they broke your mind, I say that they're subconsciously suicidal that they drive others into wanting to brutally murder them. Either way, this thread is very mentally ill.
>>152480453>>152480446>respecting the boys in BLUECHUDnic the FASCISThog...
Reminder truckCHAD can destroy a building. It would KILL Mario.https://youtu.be/G8vXCtmrnl0?t=37
>>152480076Canon original>>152480454Parrot fanfic
>>152480281>>152480292It sounds like you've had a hard life. I don't know who you are or what you've done, but if you have the desire to change your life it must start there. Focus on what you can do right now. or at least think about it. If you are tired, rest, and then try again. I wont give you some boomer garbage about working hard and everything will pay off, it's possible you will work hard and still hit a wall, but you do have to try and keep trying for anything to get better. I don't want to sermonize but I do believe in you anon.
>>152480462The KING raped and gaped you.
>>152480384Fanfic>>152480392Canon
.
>>152480502This truck? Stronger than Perfect Chaos apparently.
Just played my first Sonic game (Advance). It was alright. Still prefer Wario 4 or Nights though.
>>152480076Parroting a post from old threads award>>152480454Canon refurbishing of the original.
Reply to this is you'd like to brutally torture a Sonicfag
>>152480538I'm currently eating a sandwich. It would solo the sonic verse.
>is you'd likeBrown. Whatever you are.
Are browns worse than blacks now?
>>152480538>Haters of the king are BROWN
>>152480381Sonicfaggot is brown, just look at the samefagging party he had above and he sees things that aren't there.
>>152480523>GODnic destroyed 99.99% of a multiversal GOD BEAST!!!!
Post realGODS.
It doesn't matter if you're white, black, or brown. I'd still pierce your anus with my dick.
>>152480575>>GODnic destroyed 99.99% of a multiversal GOD>Leaving out the massive help tookek shitnic
>>152480446Why didn't Sonic just simply destroy this car?
>>152480579BULLchad...
>>152480579Even if there is a vagina available?
I know how to settle this, we'll see who jobs to the most embarrassing thing and they're the loser. Let's start with something incredibly weak, has Mario or Sonic ever jobbed to a sandwich?
>>152480454>Post Sonic destroying a universeSonic Prime>Post Sonic destroying a mountainSonic CD>Post Sonic destroying a large rockCD, Generations, Prime>Post Sonic being above car level strengthAdventure 2, Frontiers, Sonic's Game WorldFuark? FUARK!
>>152480588>VaginaEw, I'm a homosexual, proud of it, unlike many closeted cowards here.
>>152480440>>152480509Canon originals>>152480520>>152480535Brown parrots
>>152480590Sonic got speedblitzed by a sandwich, then lost to it again after actually trying.
>>152480413Canon>>152480574Fanfic
>>152480575>>GODnic destroyedHe just said he didn't destroy shit lol
>>152480580>Mario needs 4 people to beat Culex versus Sonic's 3 against SolarisKWAB
>>152480591>>Post Sonic destroying a universe>Sonic PrimeNever happened. That universe was still intact by Season 3.>Post Sonic destroying a mountain>Sonic CDNever happened and you still have yet to post sources.>Post Sonic destroying a large rockCD, Generations, Prime>Post Sonic being above car level strengthAdventure 2, Frontiers, Sonic's Game World>Fuark? FUARK!>All shit that Mario has done. >Ignoring the thing in the middle againkek
>>152480591No lies detected. Meanwhile there isn't a single game where Mario can destroy a single car without a weakspot.
>>152480612>>Mario needs 4 people to beat Culex versus Sonic's 3 against Solaris>3 people in base vs 3 people in their super forms>Mario can also solo Culex alone in base, Super Sonic literally cannot do this, you need to switch to the others.
>>152480413Fanfic>>152480574Canon
>>152480612Culex shouldn't be compared to Solaris, he's a LITERAL 2 dimensional being that the Mario gang struggled with.
>>152480635This is true. I was throwing the Mariofaggot a bone. Mario is weaker than a 2D guy
>>152480440>>152480509>More brown tracing fanfics of old thread posts>>152480520>>152480535 More canon refurbishing of originals.
>>152480381Brownest thread so far
>>152480590Mario jobbed to a hat...
>>152480635>Culex shouldn't be compared to Solaris, he's a LITERAL 2 dimensional being that the Mario gang struggled with.He was literally holding timelines of a 11D string theory verse.Post Sonic having string theory in his games (he doesn't)
>>152480524AND SHITrio
>>152480652Large Mechanical hat Mario > Literal sandwich Sonic
Who should she fight?
>>152480652The hat was weaponized. Was the sandwich weaponized?
>BRING ME YUJI ITADORI (no modulo though)
>>152480659Sonic can destroy rocks, unlike SHITrio.>>152480145>>152479683
>>152480675He gapes Modulo Yuji though
>>152480675Scaling to Yoru still puts him ahead of Modulo Yuji though?
>>152480665Mario was flung to another continent by the hat. Did Sonic get hurt by the sandwich?
>>152480675>>152480679>>152480683CSMbros... JJKbros... I'm begging you, please save these threads...
>>152480684Yes Mario was flung to another continent by the weaponized hat belonging to Bowser (solos Sonic's entire verse btw)Sonic was speed blitzed by the sandwich. Two times.
>>152480684>More proof the mechanical Hat was stronger than the sandwich.Thanks for conceding again, Sonicfag.
I'm tired of Sonicbros winning....
>>152480691Cuckji and Fagji are LORDnic fodder so why would anyone talk about them?
>>152480653>11D string theoryWhy do battleboarding browns love string theory so much? You do realize those extra dimensions are compact, microscopic and finite?
>>152480676>Sonic can destroy rocks, unlike SHITrio.Shitnic is 3 feet tall destroying small rocks and needing spindash, while Mario does it with ease.
Conclusion:
>>152480679>>152480683>scaling to WALLEVELru still puts him ahead of Modulo Yu– ACKKKKK!!!This is how Pochita was left after a sub-city block level explosion btw
Finale:
>>152480701Nobody...>>152480704Yet more proof Mariofaggot is BROWN.>>152480705Those are bricks, not rocks, BROWNrio
>>152480691I'm tired, boss. I'm reading JJK. I already found something very interesting.
>>152480720A nuclear explosion actually (stronger than any attack ever put out in JJK)
>>152480703No lies detected.>>152480713Canon>>152480722Fanfic
>>152480731No lies detected. The JJKek wont like this trvke.
>Don't make me come back...
>>152475676>>152475676
>This is a rock according to brownrio
>>152480727>Nobody...>Yet more proof Mariofaggot is BROWN.>Those are bricks, not rocks, BROWNrioBricks are as hard or harder than stone. Which is one of the reasons why they build buildings. Of course Brownic doesn't know that.
>>152480720Get Yuji past Sukuna first lil bro.>But the heckin big dismantle!There's a reason the aftermath of that dismantle is never shown>But he beat Mahito easily!Jobhito is sub Jogoat (massively sub 15f Sukuna)
>>152480713Fanfic>>152480722Canon.
Can the Mariofaggot do anything except parroting?
Please do not be to making the fun of Sonic o algo por favor saar. He is being of brahmin latinx poop queen saar.
>>152480713Yup
>>152480076>Post Mario destroying a multiverse.>Post Mario destroying a universe. Mario Galaxy>Post Mario destroying a mountain. Post Mario destroying a large rock. Post Mario being above car level strengthMario destroys mountain sized mechanical beasts in Galaxy. Also for others, Odyssey, Sunshine (ground pounding alone destroys a floating island), 64, and others in his Game World.
>>152480089>parrotnic
>>152480780>The sonicfaggot parroted this thread and the other thread >Also the sonicfag can't do anything except samefagging
With every anon source available to me… the games, the movies, the comics, the developer tweets, the branded gay pride flags, and VSBW, YouTube short edits, fanfiction… I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND AN INSTANCE OF SONIC DESTROYING A PLANET, MUCH LESS A MOUNTAIN! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that SONICTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given multiple FRAUDULENT WINS against GAWDS that he only really hurt and even KILLED through OUTSIDE. FUCKING. HELP!!! My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOVNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
