Terrible
>>152499616I mean, that's kind of cute. In a dorky highschool way
>>152499616aww this is cute.
Is Emmett the one who was hanging out with Marten's dominatrix mom? She might go hard into following her footsteps now.
>>152499616OH MY GOOOOOOD I DON'T FUCKING CARE EITHER SHOW ME THE THRUSSY OR GET BACK TO THE FUCKING GOO TITS
>>152499937You will get another 4 days of lessons on how to pander to chubby snowflake girls and you will like it.
>>152499616
KISS KISS KISS
>>152499616>Sorry for guessing wrong about what you've got downstairs, can we head back to your room so I can get direct evidence?
>>152499616This is gay and retarded. When are we going to get to something interesting? Like these characters fucking in the street? Or Dr. Loli giving Martin a blowjob? Or Moray giving the first person to fill out their loyalty card at Mood Coffee a goojob? Or the tranny's mom having a gangbang with a bunch of college aged men?
>>152499981>girls
>>152500232Emmett is obviously a female who wanted to be "different" so she declared she's neither male nor female. But she put no effort into appearing not to be a girl.
>>152500291What parent is going to name a girl "Emmett"? He just looks like a girl because Hoph wants him to.
>>152500344>What parent is going to name a girl "Emmett"?someone who knows she's going to grow up to have a jug band
>>152499616Are we seriously suppose to buy that the bully is this faggot in crocks with tube socks?
>>152500524Hacks was probably bullied by someone like this when he was younger.
>>152500344Emmett's mom is a "professor of the internet" or some such bullshit. She researches goatse and uses words like "tol" and "smol" unironically. She's exactly the kind of weirdo who would name her female child Emmett and coach them into being non-binary.
>>152500524>the bullyHe called a girl "she" and got choked out
>>152500344>Emmett is a unisex given name primarily used for males, and is also used as a surname. It may be connected to the given name Emma, or the place of Emmott, Lancashire (now known as Laneshawbridge, but still containing Emmott Hall),[1] or it is connected to the Hebrew word אמת (emét), "Truth", or old Persian word (امید), "Hope or Aspiration". It could, however, also come from the old English word for an ant, as still used in Cornwall.[citation needed]
>>152500733based
So is it a boy or a girl?
>>152500856They have a cock and balls, so, you know, a girl.
>>152500771Now take a look at the list of people in the "Given name" section and see if you notice anything.
>>152500947The more significant datum is their date range . Emmett is a name that's generally infrequently used, and like a lot of infrequently used names it became unisex. In its case, probably due to people who liked Emma but wanted to be different and knew 0 people named Emmett. As the possessor of one such name, with the most famous person in the current day with that name being a woman, I'm indifferent about it.
>>152500856Whatever answer is obvious, Jeph will wait for us to reach a consensus and then say the opposite.
>>152499616>sorry for misgendering youThat's what this was about?lmao holy fucking shit what a retarded premise
>>152500992I was bored enough to actually run the numbers using the SSA's baby name data. It's possible that there's thousands of female Emmetts in some other country, but I'm more inclined to believe that Wikipedia is talking shit about it being unisex. For comparison, 20 female babies per year puts "Emmett" on par with names like Blaine or Secret or Graelyn.
>>152501577Okay, granted, Emmett in practice is used as a male name, but that doesn't mean it's her real name.
Maybe it's just me, but it looks like Emmett has tits
The last time I saw anything QC related was lik 10 years ago when that one character came out as trans and everyone here was bitching about it being woke. Now this. Is this comic still going? Are we in a time loop?
>>152499616This would never happen
>>152499616At least Emmetts are self aware enough to know that there is something wrong with them. Now fuck already
>>152501668It's posted 5 times a week but nothing ever happens and yeah it's still woke.>>152501633She does.>Such a good influenceThat should really have been a thought bubble. Does Jeph ever do thought bubbles?
>>152501633Respectful hug? Boobs are not touching. Also Emmett covers her chest when Sam arrives.
>>152499616>be middle school Chad>have crush on weird, autistic leaf girl>but she's one of them they/thems, so...>not really a girl?>am I gay?>get a bunch of my friends together at lunch to go up and call her a girl to her face to prove I'm not gay>her spazzy goth friend attacks me>leaf girl gets me in a chokehold>conflicted_boner.jpgRelatable.
>>152500291Nah, this is all her terminally-online mother's fault. All Emma (or "Emmy," as she would prefer to be called) wants to do is wear short skirts and sundresses, flirt with older boys, and get fingered in the back of a movie theater while giving a particularly sloppy blowjob. Instead, her mom makes her go by Emmett and won't let her use gendered pronouns because of something she read on Tumblr
>>152500856Only one way to find out! This image works in more than just the usual way.
>>152502007Emmetts started off as a girl whom now think they are all of the above. They might be a boy, they might be a girl, they might be both.. Point is the dude that came up with this shit was a pedophile who is responsible for at least two deaths, John Money.
Getting buttmad over misgendering is so fucking stupid, just deal with it. If you look like a specific gender don't be surprised if someone calls you the that gender over whatever xhe/turd imaginary term YOU think you are.
>>152503739You certainly are a clever woman.
>>152503739>getting buttmad over people getting buttmadlol
>>152503739>What do you mean your name is Jeff? You look like an Eric so we're calling you Eric, snowflake.
>>152500524That's actually just how kids dress now.
>>152503871I don't get worked up over pronouns myself, but that's not a proper analogy for a variety of reasons.
>>152499616So is this the drama on the horizon? Emmet and this boy are gonna date and Sam's gonna be pissy about him taking up all of Emmet's time?
>>152504080>I don't get worked up over pronouns myselfThat's what SHE said.
Nonbinary almost always means some retarded shit. Like "i'm a girl but i like playing with action figures, that is a boy toy. So instead of being a girl that likes some boy toys i must be a mythical creature that is not a girl or a boy."
>>152500291Honestly I feel like this happens A LOT: random girl feels like she's not getting enough attention so decides to become "nonbinary" while only changing their haircut and pronouns while continuing to act the exact same way as before. At least when a dude decides to do it, they turn into what the 2000's would best describe as a metrosexual and are at least still kind of fun to hang around and make more fun fashion choices
>>152500524it's believable. some of the guys I used to go to high school with who were the biggest assholes around also dressed like that (capris with crocs, hoodies with metal band logos, the "bros" of the school, you know), and it later turned out they were just projecting hard as fuck
>>152500291>>152500992>>152504293>>152504469Yep.>>152504485Absolutely. It's probably a lot worse with whatever passes for bullies these days.At one of my schools the bullies were all boat shoes and salmon colored shorts like the preps you'd find in other schools.
>>152499616Buy an ad.
>>152504485So you’re saying I was right and faggot was appropriate.
>>152503739Sex and gender are not the same thing, but this is what should be taught. Tomboys today are told to cut their tits off and slap a dick on
>>152504913You're not me
>>152499616They'll fuck in friday's strip
>>152505046That not a no.
>>152505061This is an AI bot running Hgwpq’s account. Ghukk could never even imagine having a queue.
>>152505061I hope. Emett is sexo. Ambiguous gender is sexo. I wanna fuck a femboy/tomboy
>>152500995>Jeph will wait for us to reach a consensusYou're a clown if you even think:- There is a "us"- "We" will find a consensus- 4chan is influencial in any way
>>152505102Tomboys don't have dicks, cute femboys moaning when they cum is hot
>>152505122I ear you but a feisty tomboy who blushes when you touch her is cute af
I stand by my initial theory that Emmett was “misgendered” by a couple of well meaning self identified progressives. Who just assumed that Emmett is mid transition and that they were doing them a favor by calling them whichever gender is the opposite of their assigned at birth one (I think she has a dick, personally).
>>152505290>(I think she has a dick, personally).I think THEY have a dick, fucker
>>152505299What are you gonna do, choke me?
>>152505309You wish...
>>152505110It's been demonstrated several times that he changes course the next day in response to specific comments in these threads.
>>152505703Loser headcanon. Accept the fact that "we" do not matter. If anyone gave a damn about 4chan's opinions, they'd become stonetoss.
>>152505884Or the president.
>it's ok that you choked me because I said a wordQuite the fantasy world.
>>152505950Bratty sub behavior.
>>152505950>it's ok that you choked me because I said a wordHaha yes I've never said that to my mistress in her dungeon. No no never haha what a fantasy world
>>152506222>>152506241Yeah but you can't apply BDSM logic to someone you barely know or you'll turn into Nagatoro.
>>152505950>I have to say that or my ass is grounded and it's part of the bargain my dad struck with the school to keep me from getting suspended for violating the harassment policy.>>152505290I'd say its more likely that Emmett is a somewhat feminine male whose negotiation of his personal gender expression is heavily influenced by his mother who treats it as both something academic and, due to being terminally online due to the nature of her job, has her own implicit biases. Or maybe I just want to see him aggressively bottom for the junior fratboy.
>>152505950Well it was more that after Sam threw something at Harry, and Harry went to retaliate that Emmet choked his ass out
>>152506299What is Emmett’s mum’s job?
>>152506299>I have to say that or my ass is grounded and it's part of the bargain my dad struck with the school to keep me from getting suspended for violating the harassment policy.Leftists love forcing people to lie.
>>152506337A sociology professor focused on the internet.
>emmet is a girl who thinks shes a boy>sam is a boy who thinks hes a girltranny insanity!
>>152506538Wrong. Sam is a girl that acts like a boy while Emmett is a boy that acts like a girl.
Lewds?
>>152506538>>emmet is a girl who thinks shes a boy>>sam is a boy who thinks hes a girl>>152506563>Sam is a girl that acts like a boy while Emmett is a boy that acts like a girl.I love how transphobes get confused when it comes to gender. Always fun to see.
>>152506619Your gender is what you are born with.
>>152506629So your gender is tiny dick
>>152506859You always think about tiny dicks?
>>152506952Tiny femboy dicks yeah
>>152506978Years of hormone treatment, shriveling it away. Unable to ever grow to a normal size when they decide that being a tranny was a mistake and they want to be a man again. Permanent disfigurement. Easy to manipulate and control and abuse.Oh baby.
>>152507036Sounds like YOU think a lot about femboy dicks lmao
>>152507044Are you SERIOUSLY kinkshaming in a trans positive thread?
>>152507064No, you have the right to be a faggot, you faggot.
>>152504293>ERROR: SUBJECT DOES NOT IDENTIFY ENTIRELY WITH CATEGORY A OR CATEGORY B. DOES NOT COMPUTE. SYSTEM CANNOT PROCESS MORE THAN TWO CATEGORIES. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. DOES NOT COMPUTE.Literally you.
>>152507541Theres only 2 genders. Male and female.
>>152507541>I don't FEEEEEEEEEEEEEL entirely that way (it doesn't let me feel special)
>>152507565Wtf? Are you stupid. There's only 2 genders, yeah, but it's gay and femboy!
>>152507565>ERROR. CANNOT PROCESS MORE THAN TWO CATEGORIES. SYSTEM FAILURE. ERROR. ERROR. ERROR.Do you need a few minutes to reboot or should I call tech support?
>>152507618I'll say it again. Theres only 2 genders. Male and female.
>>152506611The only thing that'd save this trashfire of a thread.
>>152507565>>152507698There is only one gender: male. Women are objects.
>>152507541The idea that what you believe your category to be matters whatsoever is a flaw in the basic premise.
>>152505061Another point towards Emmett being a guy, it allows Ghorph to have him and the "bully" be faggots together.
Emmett is a young girl with budding breasts, you weirdos.
>>152503739What these people think:>"Morning, ma'am.">"I'm not a ma'am.">"You look like one."What actually tends to happen:>"Morning, ma'am.">"I'm not a ma'am.">"Apologies" or "Ah"What would happen if the other person had a spine:>"Morning, ma'am.">"I'm not a ma'am.">"Sorry. Didn't know that.">"Why didn't you ask for my pronouns first?">"The vast majority of people would find that offputting and downright insulting to be asked. Perhaps it's unfair to you to experience momentary discomfort like this, but the alternative is upsetting every other person I speak to for the first time until it ceases to be something that upsets people to ask them."
>>152507938>that bud into gigantic hyooge milkers that cant be hidden while she pretends to be a boy
>>152505027Sex is real and tangible. Gender is artificial and shouldn't be respected.
>>152508160What the fuck are you blabbering you fucking tool?
>>152508199
>>152508567>Boo hoo, the left are not nice, boo hoo, I'm misunderstood.What a bunch of big pussies you are.
>>152509081Nobody said anything about being nice. There are free dictionaries online if you're having trouble with any of the words in that post.
>>152509081Must make you jealous, huh, leftoid?
>>152509221>N-N-No I'm not stupid you areHaha cry more fucker
>>152509081>>152509297You seem to be having some kind of hysterical episode while accusing others of such. You may not realize just how apparent this is to any onlookers, but it's only fair to let you know, it's VERY apparent.
>>152509541So weak. You're so bad at this. You really should just stfu
>>152508048The screen shake really ties this webm together.
>>152499713not that cute
>>152499616I still don't know how you misgender a "they," or for that matter, properly gender itSo this seems like a way to just be mad for no reason. .
>>152499616Idk man, it doesnt really help the whole 'we are not mentally ill' if your response to someone's innocuous words is to choke them.
>>152512802>I still don't know how you misgender a "they," or for that matter, properly gender itThat's the point. Then they get "oppressed" when you do anything at all.
>>152499616haha wow it's just not good
>>152512898Bubbles quickly realized the milf's ass is unprotected and available for fucking.
>>152512898My main issue with this isn't even the squabbling or the conceit, it's that no teenager is going to be using "misgendered" in that context. Even "because you were calling me a girl" flows better, but Jeph is so terrified of having actual conflict that he can't even allude to the specifics of a conflict that occurred off-panel.
>>152512898>wah wah wah you deserve to be PUNISHED for calling me a gender that I obviously look and act like but my mental illness makes me say I'm not
>>152512802A nonbinary person's pronouns are they/them. If you use he or she, that's misgendering.This feels no different than when kids were bullied in school and boys would get called 'sissies' or 'little girls'. >>152512898I was going to be a bit more lenient on Emmett, assuming that between the juice box throwing and Emmett choking this boy out, there was an increasing escalation of fighting. Like Sam throws a juice box, then the boy punched Sam, and that's when Emmett jumped in. But if the boy never even did anything after the juice box, then Emmett just went straight there for no reason.
>>152512898>bully realizes his/her/its mistake
>>152512989>then Emmett just went straight there for no reason.Yeah pretty much. The order of events seems to be>Harry calls Emmett a girl (or a boy, it's a stretch to call this an insult either way)>Sam throws juicebox at him (physical escalation)>Harry approaches Sam and yells at her (a little rude but probably not a school rule violation)>Emmett chokes him out (physical escalation)
>>152512898>’pologizin’There is not a human being on the planet who speaks like Emmett
>>152513081Sure there are, but they're children whose parents love them enough to get them speech therapy
>>152512989Yeah, accidentally pulling an effective chokehold in a chaotic fistfight would've been understandable, but now she just looks unhinged and Sam is just as bad for thinking nearly killing someone doesn't warrant even a light punishment. Emmet should've been expelled and criminally charged and Sam should've been tossed into therapy/anger management.
>>152501633>>152499616WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE CHARACTERSFUCK YOU JEPH
>>152513509Her daddy issues will never get resolved.
>>152513528>Her daddy issues will never get resolved.[..until Martin dicks her down good].Seems like you forgot to finish that post, so I did it for you.
>>152513545Which won't happen in canon.
>>152512898The shit you put up with when you want to smash.
>>152513081I think she's supposed to be some kind of Canadian hick.Oh, sorry, they/them's supposed to be some kind of Canadian hick.
>>152512898Why does this fag keep blushing like a fag
>>152513699Because he wants to fuck a boy that dresses like a girl. Classic fag behavior.
>>152513707Emmett is a girl, I tell you! A GIRL!!!Jefphrey! I command you! Show Emmett's girlpussy, aka her "gussy", in the next update! Stat!
>>152513699he wants to rub his dick all over xer ken-doll flesh lump
Every so often I come in to see what became of this comic. I read this shit in high school when it was shitty drawings about people talking about indie rock or something. I've seen the many many iterations that have taken place since and all I can say is - why? Why does this persist? What's the fucking point? The goddamn hackery of it all and it has absolutely zero point zero to do with the original premise. What the fuck happened America
>>152513787It persists because the creator was one of the first webcomic artists on Patreon and that momentum means he gets a six figure salary. He's been doing this for 20 years and has no other plan.
>>152513787Crap out a comic every day. Doesn't matter what its about or how it looks, people are reading it for some reason. Lowest membership on your patreon is $1 and you have 19K members. $19,000 a month to shit once a day? You wouldn't do it?
>>152506909>grungeYou don't mean 'grudge'? I've never heard of a 'grunge' fuck before. Unless that's just fucking while listening to Nirvana.
>>152513509I miss her non-retarded haircut.>>152513732We're more likely to see Claire's dick.
>>152513879They mean similar things, at least according to urban dictionary
>look like a girl>dress like a girl>get called a girl>Stop misgendering me you cishet white male!
>>152512989>>>This feels no different than when kids were bullied in school and boys would get called 'sissies' or 'little girls'.in other words, something you get over by the time you're an adult, unless you have mental illness.
>>152513879cum as you are, as they say
>>152512898Well I guess through careful experimentation he's found how ti write even worse scenes than with Ayo
>>152500733Much better
>>152503871>Here's my retarded analogy, pat me on the head
>>152507698I miss Ellie
>>152505102>I let my iPad raise me
>>152512989>>A nonbinary person's pronouns are they/them. If you use he or she, that's misgenderingA faggot, you mean
>>152514390Right, if you're an adult and you're still insulting someone by calling them the wrong gender, you're really dumb.
>>152514820I'll call people whatever I feel like. In fact trannies shouldnt even have rights.
>>152514865Well that just seems rude.
>>152514820>pretending to misunderstandwhy are trannies like thisis it because gender is a social construct and thus they have a hard time admitting that it isn't objective?
>>152513071>Tries to write a story where a certain self selected subgroup is the victim.>Details turn out to pretty clearly make them the aggressor or explosively escalatory insteadMany such cases
>>152512898When does Emmett peg the boy?
>>152512898>Emmett sneaks over to bully's house>getting hot and heavy>Emmett takes off their pants>bully like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?">"It's my vagina?">"Gross! Get the fuck out!"
>>152514905Well your first mistake is assuming I'm trans just because I'm not on your side. But the fact is I just don't care what they do. They want to be called a different name or pronoun than what they're born with? Fine by me. I just don't see it any differently than people who dye their hair, get tattoos, change their name, get breast implants, or wear the same black hoodie all year round. It literally doesn't affect me at all, so why should I care?
>>152515031Congrats, Totally Not A Troonanon. You drank the rainbow onions. Not caring when they go into schools and feed kids artificial hormones is exactly what they want out of you.
>>152515031>It literally doesn't affect me at all, so why should I care?You are completely retarded if you think this kind of thing doesnt affect you. It affects everyone.
>>152515031>It literally doesn't affect me at all, so why should I care?A half dozen chuds mocking trannies in a Questionable Content thread doesn't affect you either.
>>152515096How
>>152515031>i dont care, but im going to keep posting in the thread reminding you how much i dont care!
>>152515341When social norms change it effects everyone. The joke is that if GIs from WWII came to our time they'd go back and fight for the Germans.Also I'm waiting for Emmets to peg the bully with their mom's strap on
Fucking hell this is gonna be two weeks or more of this faggot "misgendering" sub plot isn't it. I'd love to believe that "because you were misgendering me" isn't a real sentence anyone has said in their life, but it probably is now. I'm so tired of all this faggot shit. Like, in general, but specifically for this comic. I can't believe this hack makes so much fucking money from doing this shitty comic jesus fucking christ what a clown world we live in.
>>152505950nothing more disgusting in a person than reducing all relationships to S&M dynamics
>>152512931>no teenager is going to be using "misgendered" in that contextMan, I don't fucking know anymore. Supposedly, modern teen douchebags are telling their buddies "you're not passing" or something instead of straight-up calling them gay these days? The times have changed.
>>152515734I mean, I don't doubt it insofar as 20 years ago everyone was newfag, oldfag, straightfag, gayfag, etc. Casual homophobia is no longer in vogue, whereas casual transphobia is. The slang shifts, the words change but the usage doesn't. But fuck me while I get that in the abstract it doesn't stop me from thinking the new vernacular is abhorrent. I literally had an eye twitch typing this just from thinking about it. Makes me glad I don't have a kid, that's for damn sure.
>>152515734I can tell you that outside of the alphabet people no one says misgender. Sex and gender are not the same.Question. If Emmetts are polygender or whatever the fuck are they their mother's sons, daughters, its? Either they have a dick or a cunt. Again modern gender theory comes from John Money. Guy was a pedophile who is responsible for the suicide of at least 2 people but indirectly hundreds.
>>152515021This is how I expect it to go down.The bully wants a cute femboy but is going to get a psychotic ftm.Think Ellen Page now.
>>152500344Kids who identify as nonbinary usually make up a new name for themself, or just the opposite gender version of their own name.
>>152516196> opposite sexFtfy
>>152512931Many of the online weirdos you see getting into arguments about pronouns are in fact teenagers. And they do just talk that way offline too.
>>152514820>the wrong genderI'll call you by your sex You'll embarrass yourself trying to argue about birth defects
>>152516034The gender neutral term for son or daughter is just child.
>>152515031>But the fact is I just don't care what they do.Which is your decision but not one others are obligated to follow and you remain the outlierAlso your opinion isn't a fact
>>152515734>Supposedly, modern teen douchebags are telling their buddies "you're not passing" or something instead of straight-up calling them gaywait shit that's good
>>152516610No it isn't
>>152516613"you're not passing" is a great burn, I don't know what you're on about.
>>152516551>my childOnly magical negros and academics talk like this.Notice how all this gender bullshit is a first world problem? Go to places where one of the most important daily concern is obtaining calories so that you and your family don't starve and not on person is debating gender.
>>152516625If you're throwing shade at a troon, sureIf you're accusing someone of being an egg, not so much
>>152516744Or you could learn english.
>>152517212Or you could rape yourself with a dragon dildo
>>152517336Every Wednesday
My gender is "schlongo" and you will refer to me as such.
>>152515734kids these days may be dumb and ugly as shit but holy fuck their insults are always 10/10 lmao
>>152515358>Only mad people who are personally investing in the lives of strangers should talk!
>>152516783No no I can see the vision. You can see on this site alone the appeal of "tranny" as an insult, but besides being "impolite" it's really just descriptive. "Not passing" implies not only are you a tranny, you're a Chris Chan tier crossdressing monstrosity. It insults trannies and non-trannies alike. It's an insult well adapted to this modern queerosexual age.
>>152513551>fell for it twiceI can tell he might want to ditch Claire.
>>152499616I can't realle be bothered to go through hundreds of terrible comics so I would remeber, is Emett ftm or mtf?
>>152521816They’re “?” to they/them. Their genital status is at least as mysterious as Spookybot’s or Claire’s.
>>152521816Jeff doesn't think the details matter, and that even asking about them is bigoted. So there is not and will not be a canonical answer, just like Claire's genitals.More broadly, asking that about a they/them is kind of beside the point, they're rejecting both F and M as personal descriptors, regardless of which their body is.In practical terms, Emmett is almost certainly an F, both statistically and in body cues, who has chosen a boyish name.
>>152521816Emmett is a nonbinary, not a tranny. She/he isn't transitioning but still wants everyone else to put in the mental effort for her/him that they put in for trannies.
>>152521816Neither, you bigotOr either, or both, you bigotEither way, Jeff will find a way to make you out as a bigot
I don't get it.I know Jeph is possibly the most conflict-averse storyteller this side of literal children's books, but I really don't know why he'd pivot straight into an apology from a previously-unseen character for an incredibly minor act of disrespect for which said character has already received retribution. Are his patreon paypiggies so utterly dysfunctional that they refuse to read anything which contains even the implication that bigotry exists?
>>152522645You're coming at this from the wrong angle. You have to remember there's no backlog and no plan, on top of Jeph's willingness to pivot or scuttle a plot thread at a moment's notice. Sometimes we spend a week with a nothing character not because it's interesting or laying the foundation for something in the future, but because it's the idea that Jeph had in his head at 9PM when the file gets uploaded at midnight.
>>152522008Narratively it makes more sense for Emmett to be male.
>>152522854The best (and only) way to know is to go back to Emmett's introduction and see how it is presented. Jephe wouldn't have known at that point which way he wanted to go so it's the best indication.
Jesus fucking on a pogo this whole gender thing is mental illness. Either Emmetts have a dick or they don't. This is why alphabet people fucking kill themselves
>>152468396 I wasn't the anon you were talking to but thanks for the Silk & Snow recommendation, my girlfriend loves it. Good texture.
>>152522946https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4691Basically ambiguous from the start, but I'd still lean towards female. Notably, Sam didn't explain the pronouns but Faye still went with "them" on the next page.
>>152512898We haven't had a three page thread in a while
>>152523340Wow it's almost like violent overreactions run in the family.
>>152523340Jeph you are a forty year old man you should not be writing underage queer teen romances, it's problematic.
>>152523340And then they fucked
>>152523378Okay but how exactly, that's the fun part
>>152523385Do trannies have buttholes?
>>152523340>u-u-uhm you're really c-c-col and I cant wait to s-s-s-s-s-suck your f-f-feminine p-p-p-penis.....
>>152523340Holy shit this story line is retarded.
>>152523340When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!
>>152523340SAM A KEK!
>>152523340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-JRdRXiNv4
>>152523340>"Nothing ever happens"Something happens>"No, not like that!"
>>152523340Is that the mom that forced they/them pronouns on their child?
>>152523552Probably yes, and probably under threat of violence.
>>152523552She forced her baby boy on estrogen to keep his dick and balls shrunken and shriveled, knowing he can now never have a normal sized cock. Shes hoping he gets so depressed about it he gets bottom surgery thinking he has no choice.
>>152523340>That little bastard is turning my child straight!
>>152523621anon stop thinking about trannies for a minute, it's shrinking your brain
No but seriously. Emmett's a girl. We're just obsessed with penises.
>>152523412>>152523632/co/ can't decide what Emmett's plumbing is. I guess it's working as intended?
>>152523667>it'sDon't call Emmett that.
>>152523621They're called castrato and it's a proud history thousands of years long.
>>152523662This.
>thread full of quadroons thinking their mentally insane bullshit is taken seriously by any sane humansIt was a joke, everybody knew traps were mega gay you weren't supposed to believe it.
>>152523881Quadroons?
>>152523340And no 34 yet. Just these morons arguing about pronouns for 3 days.
>>152524165That's considered foreplay.
>>152523340Let's review the timeline of events1. bully boy gets choked out by Emmett2. pops the biggest boner of his life3. now wants to smash and/or get smashedAm I following these strips correctly? Is that the lesson here?
>>152524212The lesson is always bully nonbinaries. At best they might admit they're just girls, at worst they'll become dominatrices.
>>152524196Honestly, surprised some art featuring the crocs and socks somehow hasn't dropped yet
>>152523340Looks like it's time for Professor Bennett to hop on the shota train. Or rather, have shota run train on her.
>>152524233it is pretty sad how lots of girls are getting tricked into believing they're some kind of freak show just because they don't like makeup and enjoy skateboarding or whatever the fuck
>>152524165I got a really bad artblock
>>152524212Kind of. He bullied Emmett BECAUSE he wants to smash/get smashed, so that came first and the boner was present throughout.
>>152523479Are you talking about Emmetts or Emmetts and the buly?
>>152524804You take your time boss
What I wanna know is, where's the slime girl?
>>152523109No problem, enjoy! I love the shit out of mine.>Good textureRight? Satisfying as hell to just grip the damn thing and feel the strands between your fingers, and it's just soft enough to not be too soft.
>>152523340>>152524212>>152524835When is Emmett getting to the bully fucking factory?
>>152499616>three absolutely boring and nonsensical comics>no new porn>just people taking this shitty comic seriously and arguing about pronouns
>>152523340>Professor Bennett naked and collared, still seething, and Bubbles presses Becky's face against the window as she rails her from behind.
https://files.catbox.moe/j2w6hf.png
>>152525401ear biting is peak
>>152525401YES YES YES
>>152525401Emmy's all about lovey-dovey sex
>>152525401Thats really fucking gay
>>152525401>still completely ambiguous about Emmett's genitalsPerfection.>>152525801Honestly, it fits.
>>152522645>conflict-averse storyteller this side of literal children's booksI remember reading kid's books in the '80s, like ones that were mostly pictures and maybe 5% words, that had conflict. It was like the goats hitting the troll under the bridge with their horns to get him to fuck off or like He-Man throwing Skeletor a fucking mile away and shit like that, but there was still conflict.
>>152523409Yes. How else is the BBC going to breed them and pozz their neg hole?
>>152523999Yes, anon. You're non-white even at 1/4.
>>152525401Thank you.
>>152525970My personal favorite is the old man taking his donkey into town while every passerby tells him a "better" way he should be leading the donkey, until he has a nervous breakdown and tells them all to eat shit and mind their own business.
>>152525401You're beautiful
>>152523363personality is genetic as much as learned but don't tell people that
>>152523340>like, um, you're pretty cool actually, that's why I insulted you and got into a fight with you???
>>152527118It's Hack's interpretation of "He's being mean to you because he likes you". It's retarded though.
THIS FUCKING THREAD SURVIVED THE WHOLE WEEKEND AND IS STILL UP TODAY!HOW?I HATE WHEN IT HAPPENS! I HATE HAVING TO LOOK THROUGH THE THREAD FOR NEW COMIC.NEW COMIC, NEW THREAD!LET THE PREVIOUS COMIC PAGE THREAD FUCKING DIE, FOR CHRIST SAKE!
>>152501615Back in the 90s the goal used to be to abolish gender roles. A lot of the discussion around trans people seems to be trying to reinforce them.
>>152527587>There should be multiple QC threads in the catalog at onceFuck that
>>152523340So it's alrighr to call a kid a little shit but not to misgender them
>>152527587It's not that hard anon. Hit bottom and scroll up to the last comic. Sometimes it's an edit that is funnier than Goof's comic. Now I want to see Emmetts and their mom punish rape the bully while Bubbles supervises
>>152527587No.
>>152528212>Hit bottomI just sucked a guy off for heroin, it's not working
>>152529125>>Hit bottomI'd like to hit his bottom
>>152507778BASED
>>152522946he clearly did know, as he avoided emmett's pronouns and even physical presentation for their introduction, and then defaulted to faye using "them".but emmett is depicted as hiding tits for a while.
>>152526247Pray tell how that's important to a fictional kid whose lived all their life with a fictional adult.
>>152527990And to want to physically harm them. Don't forget that physical violence is the appropriate retaliation for mean words.
>>152525401I think we need to see the alleged fucking
I can't wait for us to see why Bubbles came over here in a page next week:https://files.catbox.moe/50lbsu.png
>>152531026https://files.catbox.moe/8teem9.png
>>152531026This makes my gender neutral penis the BIG gender neutral penis.
>>152523374>queerIts a boy that had a crush on a girl. even if she doesn't identify as one, that's still a heterosexual pairing between two humans. Like, one of the first one's this comics depicted in a decade
>>152527641No you don't understaaaaand. If we acknowledge that boys can be girly and girls can be boyish while still having their biological sex, there'd be no reason to build an industry around hormone pills, injections, and surgeries. And uhhhhh trannies would get murdered, or something.
Since all this weird shit is relevant, I've been wondering: does liking girls even when they don't identify as girls make you pansexual?
>>152533885Nah, just normal yet appearing gay
>unironically reading, engaging with, or thinking about QC in any fashion in 2026>inb4 hurr durr y u in da threadbecause i saw it scrolling and felt an indiscribable amount of rage that people are willfully retarded, and being a willful retard myself the only way i can alleviate that rage is by bitching.
>>152533840has this person ever communicated with someone outside of a carefully curated tumblr feed? jesus christ. this doesn't help trannies because it makes you sound like robot freaks. and if you cared that much about survival, you wouldn't be doing tranny shit in the first place.
>>152534093It's a political comic first and foremost. It's not supposed to sound natural, it's supposed to express the author's opinion.>>152533840If you followed queer theory discourse from ~15 years ago a consistent issues was how to reconcile the trans movement's embracing of gender norms with attempts by other groups to abolish them.
>>152534271Did they ever come up with a better answer?
>>152507541There's right and left-handed and ambidextrous and handless. It's still a binary, there's not some mythical third hand, retard.
>>152534460What about my prehensile penis?
>>152534333Not really. You had an agreement that gender was a societal construct, but also that it's a very important part of identity that can't be dismissed. But the real odd thing is that a lot of the gender-focused stuff got moved over to the trans movement when prior it was mostly associated with LG and B side of things.
>>152533885If she's still biologically and morphologically female, then you're still attracted to femininity.
>>152534576I know it's no use trying to dig into this, but it is odd that half of the movement is abou>sex and gender aren't the same!and the other half is,>my sex and gender aren't the same so I am doing everything in my power to convert one into the other so that they are the same
>>1525233404 pages thread, now?
>>152531026>>152531054I love this <3
>>152535724Those pics are from 2023ish, so we might see a reprise
>>152535706What's the bump limit on /co/ again?
>>152536419About tree fiddy.
>>152534271I came to that realization myself 15 years ago that it seemed like these two movements had to be at odds with one another. Didn't really get a lot of people who could even understand what I was talking about though.
where the FUCK is the slime girl
>>152535706Yeah
>>152536827I AM COOL FEMINIST ALLY AND I HATE BOYS TOO
>>152536827This kid is threatening to remind Emmett that she's a girl and undo all her mom's hard work. Clearly her mom will have to kill him.
>>152536827I love the fact that this arc, which everyone seems to agree is boring and uninteresting, is generating so much discussion that the thread has been active for four days straight
>>152536827no fucking wonder Emmett doesn't have a dad around.
>>152536827So, Emmett is a biological female, then?
>>152536827Last panel is literally Eekum Bokum face.>>152536910We just love arguing about traps.
>>152536707"Ally of convenience" is too dismissive, but there has always been a bit of tension between the groups making up LGBT that you don't see unless you're in those spaces. It's more that the T side has related but distinct goals and issues compared to the LGB side.>>152536827Bubbles doesn't know what Emmett's mom means because her only experience with males were her squadmates and those memories were deleted. Even if she could remember the moments like the time Pvt. Hernandez packed his lip with two cans of Zyn and promptly shit himself on guard duty would be overshadowed by her cradling his shrapnel destroyed body in her arms as his pleas to God faded to nothing.
Dr loli when?
>>152500344I know girls namedNoah (hot black girl)Sean (hippy family; has a twin brother named Kelly)Ryan Michael (no, not Michelle) Ratanak (which is apparently a boy's name in Cambodian)and Charlie.People give girls boy names all the time.>>152500524That's exactly how teens and tweens dress now.
>>152533885>like dick going in pussyHetero>like dude ass, or scissoringGay>like bothBisexual
>>152537112>CharlieIdk why but Charlie or Charly for a girl is sexy
>>152537169
>>152537189You know there's hooves in those shoes
>>152537077>like the time Pvt. Hernandez packed his lip with two cans of Zyn and promptly shit himself on guard dutyThis happens to everyone in a company at some point right?
>>152536910You can always trust that fags on this board will argue if someone of questionable gender has a dick or not and endless posts about how they want to fuck them.
>>152537189Carlie is sexxo
>>152537252>>/mlp/
>>152533935I got suckered in during the "Will Marten fuck the tranny?!?!" arc and now for some reason I can't leave.But I do enjoy the porn more than the comic itself.
>>152536910Harry is literally us fr fr on god no cap 6-7.
>>152536910>>152537362The they/them ??ssy is too alluring
>>152537327I just want one of the robots to get a robo-womb and get pregnant.
>>152537437>robot can get pregnant>Claire can'toh I'd love to see that arc
>>152537362>>152537416>Emmett develops a bully fetish and keeps trying to get Harry to be demeaning and threatening>Harry just wants to sneak out during lunch and have a sloppy makeout session with Emmett's asshole like a normal person
>>152537437Is it weird that I would have fucked smol Momo and hate that version not having any porn?
>>152537608Harry also wants to get choked but Emmett only pulls that out on special occasions. It's a denial thing.
>>152537610>Is it weirdYes>hate that version not having any pornYou might be a pedo. For more info, you can go on the following sites:- the epstein files- the FBI- AmIAPedo.net (the answer is yes)
>>152537640>Emmett?>'Sup?>For my birthday could you...>Choke you while riding cowgirl?>...yes...>'Kay, but you gotta smack me around and yank my hair as the safeword.>Love you.>Love you more.
>>152537610Sadly she wanted to have sex as a big person.
>>152537437that's fucking retarded, bro
>>152537478
>>152533840And then he shot up a hockey rink for no reason at all
>>152537780Okay, and? The whole comic is retatded, adding more retarded to it wont change anything.
>>152537753I would have been all over sailor fuku twintail Momo
>>152537750Sexo
John Money convinced parents of twins to raise their one boy as a girl because some jew cut his dick off. The had the twins play sexual roles with each other and him growing up. Both twins committed suicide. John Money is the father of modern gender studies. He is the father of all this shit.Hopefully Emmetts are healing and their father rescues them
>>152537681Show us on the fictional drawing which part is actually real?>the epstein filesOld Man Hair Sniffer had 2 - 4 years to bury Trump and any republicans involved. Unlike Crooks, he didn't take the shot. Too bad, so sad, get over it.
>>152533885I would say no but I'm 38 and I dont know what any of this shit means anymore so maybe. like you're not gay for wanting to fuck an insane woman
>>152537284I was just thinking "its pretty obvious its a girl" but Jeph will never clarify that so technically we'll never know and we can argue about it forever
>>152536827Looks like mom feels threatened boys might turn her they/them into a daughter.After misgendering, cisgendering
>>152536827I hope Jacques does enough to inspire some lewds of Emmetts chubby, big titty, (probably) yandere, MILF of a mother. It's nice to have a mature woman to lewd who doesn't look exactly like Claire
>>152538134>I masturbate to drawings of women with their stomachs cut open, but it's okay, haha, they're just drawings. There's no connection between the fact that I fap while looking at them and my deep sexual fantasies. Oh no, no way haha.
>>152536899>>152538491>>152523363Really doing a great job painting the progressive sociologist as a barely-disguised abusive freak, Jeph. Maybe next week we can meet a documentary director/producer.
>>152516034>Sex and gender are not the same.That's funny because I've seen so much paperwork throughout my life that said>Gender (select one):>Male>Female
>>152538659Ah yes because administrations are famously at the forefront of:- scientific research- gender studies
>>152538659>>152538757Really it was just to stop people from writing in "Yes please!" when asked their sex.
Were there always this many tranny apologists around here? I tend to ignore it as much as I can, but there's really no avoiding it since every piece of media insists on rubbing this faggot pronoun shit in your face and demanding you accept their mental illness as fact.
>>152538809Can you go cry somewhere else please? It's annoying
>>152538850Can you be a biological male with enough brain damage to think you can be something you literally physically cannot somewhere else? It's annoying.
>>152538809AFAIK, /co/ is reputed to be shittier and more left wing than most of 4chan.
>>152538862Shhhhh
>>152538875Shush yourself faggot, and cut your pathetic excuse for a dick off if you hate it so much.
I honestly don't know why it's difficult to just be androgynous without it being a political statement.
>>152536827Come on, bully guy. Make a woman out of this brainwashed zoomer
>>152539122Naw, he should perpetuate her mental illness by putting it in her ass and if she protests he can just tell her to take it like a man.
>>152504715
>>152536827In the running for lamest shit Jorph has drawn in the past several years, for many reasons.
>>152536963>hacks>writing a heterosexual relationship>in currentyear[x] doubt
>>152539002These days it's a matter of survival
>>152539679The they/them thing is a loophole. It's the second gayest way to write a heterosexual couple, so he's safe. God knows he has no genuine interest in writing an actual gay couple. Even Claire is functionally a girl. He even made her less hideous to make it palatable for himself.
>>152539122If he wants to make it stick, he'll need to fuck the lead poisoning induced brain damage out of Emmy's Gen X-er mother.
>>152539839>to reverse the gayification of the world by malicious AIs, there's only one kid for the job>Harry Fucks the Questionable Content Universe
>>152536827FUCK THIS SHIT!>>152527710>>There should be multiple QC threads in the catalog at onceWhat part of LET THIS FUCKING THREAD DIE! do you not understand?
>>152540418There are threads on this site which are multiple years old; hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some are half a decade old. I say, let's parade this poor corpse around until Jeph himself karks it
WHERE'SHER ME O' RS AMORAY
>>152538659All gender studies are a circle jerk of papers that all cite each other. Sex is biological in that what chromosomes does the person have. See again John Money about gender studies.
>>152536827If the next comic isn't Bubbles railing mom bent over the counter while Emmetts are schlicking their little axe wound I'll... we'll nothing ever happens so it will probably be some bullshit with Ayo.
>>152505950>>152515698every single virtue signaller who denies there are alpha wolves since wolves can form packs larger than a single family unit also denies that greater apes (chimps, bonobos, humans and gorillas) literally have alphas, and they are also the ones obsessing about subs and doms and what role people have in whatever sexual hierarchythey will also deny that women are sensitive or decide who the alphas are, because they engage in pre-selection and hypergamy
>>152536827Bros...I don't wanna give Hacks any credit but he managed to draw Emmett legit pretty cute in the last few strips, especially this one. He should just stick to this. I'm not proud of it but I'm kinda unironically thirsting for the Theyussy here, send help
>>152538915>Shush yourself>"no, U!"Haha What are you, 12?
>>152540775Androgynous is sexy
>>152540870You'd like that wouldn't you, you kid fucking tranny. Don't you have a younger relative to molest?
>>152541049Where do you think you are?
>>152499937Goof will never give us what we want, it will be more Ayo and Ahn being retarded.
>>152541049Again: shhhhhh
>>152499616what a nortubel tier comic
>>152540874Look man...I don't know what Emmett has downstairs but I'd use whatever holes there are to make them into a woman once and for all
>>152540661chromosomes aren't everything. You can be born with XX chromosomes and Turner Syndrome, a condition that prevents a vagina, womb, and ovaries from forming. No vaginal sex, no babies, no periods, and with fucked up hormones their facial structures and bodies take on a more androgynous appearance. Around puberty age these kinds of kids are bullied relentlessly for their looks if they aren't on hormone supplements. A lot of Turner Syndrome people identify as non-binary because life didn't give them a simple male or female body like everyone else.
>>152541478A rare birth defect which gives absolutely no justification for genetically and physically normal people to declare themselves the opposite sex, or sexless.
>>152541478Are you suggesting that's a good thing?It's not common, and you don't base policy off of rare exceptions.Why do you hate yourself?
>>152541446They always have a mouth.
>>152541478>You can be born with XX chromosomes and Turner SyndromeThat's factually impossible. The characteristic that defines Turner Syndrome is that the person lacks an X chromosome. That's why it's also called 45,X or 45,X0, because the person is born with 45 chromosomes instead of 46. Yes, it can only affect women, because a human can't survive without a chromosome X, but no, you cannot be born with XX and have 45,X.
>>152541478Here we fucking go. Use conditions that manifest in 0.0001% pecent in the population to base your claim. Either people have a dick our a cunt.
You know what, let's go for 5 in a row.
>>152539757Claire was always kinda cute though
>>152543093That's not Claire's first appearance. That's a full 600 strips after, when he was obviously pairing them together and thus had to make her more cute.
>>152543148HRT is a hell of a drug
>>152543148She still just looks like the typical nerd girl trope there.And all the characters look different in it compared to the one I posted, so wouldn't that just be a change to Jeph's overall style and not something that happened to Claire specifically, despite you trying to single her out to try and get some kind of dig for your own petty ego?
>>152543148God damn, look at that chin!
>>152543231Are you seriously getting upset that I posted a page of the comic with a simple statement of context? How fragile can you be?
>>152543231Goof definitely softened his looks through the years. I'd still suck Claire off
Do you ever wonder why we're here
>>152543093say what you will about Jeph's current style, at least he's not still this bad at drawing arms
>>152543972Do you mean life, 4chan, or the questionable content thread?
>>152544763>Do you ever wonder why we're hereIt's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
>>152544829I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?
>>152544910uh... yeah.
>>152543972>>152544829>>152544910>>152544970Some real men of culture right here. And possibly women, I don't know if any of them ever watched RvB.
>>152545056Felt the need for levity, getting way too pissy in hereNow have some cropped pron
>>152543148Marten should've fucked the tall asian instead
I demand moar of FAYE'S FAYES
>>152542136some people have both, some people have neither. i'm not saying to use that to justify any claim based solely on feelings, but if your rule has exceptions, it's not a real rule.
>>152545911>0.015% to 0.018% of people are hermaphrodites>it's not a real rule.You're an idiot
