Super Sonic Blunder Edition
>>152524296Fanfic OP btw.
Another thread for Sonic to win, I see.
>>152524296CANON op pic btw
Behave.
Oh, you wonder who won last thread?Who else!
Fulgore won.Jon Talbain won.Bucky O'Hare LOST
>>152524312So Sonic gets weaker as he gets "more powerful". What a weak faggot
>Mario vs Sonic (continuation)We need to be better.
>>152524296
>>152524303We gotta psyop people into shilling fighting games when the next ballot is up
Reminder Kratos got unironic FTL feats in the new game.
>>152524329How could I wonder? He's won every thread
>>152524330All three are BEASTS nonetheless
>>152524348Alright this one got a chuckle out of me
>>152524353He already did?
>>152524353>SLOWFTLBro, literally a nerf for an immeasurable speed BEAST like KINGtos.
reminder this Mario vs Sonic shitflinging is because of twitter tourists
>>152524352I actually would like KI to return someday. I do like Gargos vs Firebrand as a matchup
>Another thread>Another Marionic thread
>>152524372Except it was going on for several days before things heated up on X, but sure.
>>152524377I thought she was about to swallow a huge fat cock holy shit
>>152524216>You're lying there ain't no fucking wayFOOLhttps://youtu.be/gkeYXI5ovU8 [Open]https://youtu.be/aVsxTXC9qzo [Open]this is also the reason you have a dragon ball movie with a dude that plays a flutethey made a sort of remake, and it was a hit among fujos
How hard does Sonic lose this one?
AIEEEEE
>>152524372Post that cat one more time and I'll BREED you like I would her
>>152524372Nah this started like several weeks before the stuff on xitter, it's just a weird coincidence
>>152524296>BOPS your entire multiverseWhatcha gotta say about that, CHUMP?
>>152524399>dubsYeah, Sonic gets taught
>>152524399Sonic becomes a better man
>>152524397nobody cares
>>152524348lol, true
>>152524348>>152524359Unlike /dbg/ twitter can be creative with its slander without using NTR or rape as a punchline
>>152524399Sonic accepts that he is a RAT and wasted a whish on handkerchief and KINGtos forces him to go back in time and pick up EVERY SINGLE ONE that was spread in the desert because polluting the planet with TRASH is wrong.
>>152524348Mariobros are funny.
>>152524420>Unfunny punchline>Random minecraft backgroundThis was probably done by a trans teenager
>>152524348>>152524412kekrio bros have created so much fan art in response to this vid. Did it really get them THAT mad?
>>152524420Can they make a joke without minecraft, rotoscoping, or e-celeb references?YUP YUP YUP, DIDN'T think so!
>>152524434>where's the rape joke? Where's the NTR? Where's the cropped porn?
>>152524399Couldn't Kratos just re-write fiction, reality and beyond to make it so Sonic never existed across anything and can never come back into existence?>"Kratos cannot do that"Just because we haven't seen him do it, doesn't mean he can't
>>152524399Sonic’s only gimmick is being fast but Kratos is way faster than him.
>>152524454A VVWITE ARYAN GIGABVLL said this btw.
Sonicbros... the chuds are making fun of us again...
>>152524455The Fates said he did that to the abstract concept of Fate when he killed them, so he can do that.
>>152524444Those images weren't even responding to that video. Rent free keknic
>>152524455>DubsLie detector status? Silent
>>152524469I'm on my twentieth week of estrogen and I relate to peach in this image btw
>guy spends hours making an unfunny image>keeps spamming it in threads because he thinks he deserves (yous)Has to be the most annoying trend in these threads.
>>152524348>>152524412Canon.
>>152524456>but Kratos is way faster than him.
>>152524375>Blazblue got one filler fight in S1 and another one where the researcher fucking gave up>Soul Calibur inexplicably jobbed twice in a row and never showed up again>Kazuya and Liu Kang STILL haven't showed up>Killer Instinct episodes are mostly fillerI'd be fine with any fighting game really, there's a lot of potential there.
>>152524477Sonicbro...
>>152524496Each footstep Kratos takes here is crossing immeasurable distances an infinite number times that transcend the concepts of movement and time
>>152524450>Can they make a joke without minecraft, rotoscoping, or e-celeb references?NOT A SINGLE LIE detected, NOT A SINGLE RESPONSE because twitterfags have no way to refute it. KEK, another superCHAD win!
>>152524399>>152524455>>152524511>ALL OF THESE DUBSIs KINGtos the strongest or is he the strongest?
>>152524496
>>152524515Every single shitpost made by /dbg/ is revolved around NTR, trannies, or rape.
>>152524450>>152524515>rotoscopingYou niggers cannot be serious right now if this is what you're bitching about
>>152524496The average human being wouldn't move a muscle in the time it took Kratos to do all this.
>>152524538>The average humanThe average GOD in fiction wouldn't be able to process the movements here. Goku? Tripped on the stairs.Asura? As slow as a snail.Superman? Panting heavily after a few steps.Sonic? Gone insane from seeing someone easily outspeed him.Flash? Not even part of the convo.
>>152524538Wrong.Their knees would sink to the ground at reality warping speed out of FEAR and RESPECT for KINGtos.
>>152524557>Gone insane from seeing someone easily outspeed him.Never happened before, so...
>>152524320Sonic makes less money than SESAME STREET, nigga.
>>152524450
KINGS
>>152524530
M.Bison vs Athena Asamiya is peak and i am tired of pretending its notIt even has an animationhttps://youtu.be/bzdGGNsnpUY?si=HEBaymXQGXFakCJS
>>152524579...of SPADES.
>>152524584
>>152524591What do playing cards have to do with these two
>>152524585I wish you really were her...
>>152524320https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NSdNtOktHE
12 trillion dollars or dinner with Kratos?
>>152524530Confirmed documentation of KINGtos'ss abilities.>>152524584Text wall of schizophrenic babble.
>>152524536>You niggers cannot be serious right now if this is what you're bitching aboutrotoscoping is bad though
>>152524606Pfft
>>152524620I'll take the 12 tr- K-K-K-K-K-K-K-KINGTOS???!?!??!?! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST START WITH THAT??!?!Fuck the 12 trillion. Fuck 120 million trillion if you were offering. I just want to dine with KINGTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!! I'm a 7 foot tall white aryan btw.
>>152524530Bunch of nonsense >>152524584This is still a lowball of KINGnic's power btw
>>152524619
>>152524641Mario's higher than Sonic? Which is lower than Sesame Street and Ultraman?
>>152524625Doctorgreen is a mexican pedophile btw
>>152524641Why does wikipedia have Mario at 8 billion but every other place puts him at like 30 billion or something?
Daily reminder that Cortana hacked an outerverse beyond time and space. Halsey's AI's are more than what you give them credit for.
>>152524612>What do playing cards have to do with these twoyugioh has monsters inspired by them
>>152524658What other places? Pokemon's at 10Billion.
My heart is at 3 beats per attosecond... I think I might just swoon right onto the floor, b-but I'm straight! I've never felt anything romantic for another man in my entire life... Until now.
>>152524658https://www.elitefourum.com/t/top-25-highest-grossing-ip-s/37943
>Tails: Is that Chaos 0, when I defeated a stronger form of Chaos in Sonic Adventure 1? SONIKKU, TASUKETE! AIIIEEE!!!
>>152524667Being a nerd isn't a feat, halotard. If we're going by that then hazbin hotel characters hacking into Heaven's wi-fi is a feat too.
>>152524469
>>152524682Dante...
>>152524641>Goalpostnic still posting outdated shitDisingenuousnic..>>152524658>Why does wikipedia have Mario at 8 billion but every other place puts him at like 30 billion or something?The Sonic faggot is lying through his teeth now since he loses every thread to Chadrio.
>>152524677Every time I see an image like this Mario's number is way higher than wikipedia's number. Despite the fact that these images usually use wikipedia as their source. I'm now noticing that DBZ is at 20 billion here but much lower on wikipedia.
>>152524695you cannot be serious do they actually do this
>>152524653nice rebuttal, epstein
>>152524708>Every time I see an image like this Mario's number is way higher than wikipedia's number. Despite the fact that these images usually use wikipedia as their source.>I'm now noticing that DBZ is at 20 billion here but much lower on wikipediathis is why one should just link to the websiteattention grabbing images are just bait
THIS makes more money than Sonic!?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw
Before Bowser/Eggman, when was the last Mario Death Battle anyway? Talk about irrelevant...
>>152524728
>>152524444The canon original! >>152524698...the cope copy
>>152524751heh
>>152524681>Eggman vs Bowser had all the scaling for their series in canon battle and Bowser won.No it didn't you disingenuous faggot they literally fled from the dream stone getting raped and gaped by eggman. It literally comes down to bowser having the dream stone but peach was able to shatter it so it's not really that powerful anyway. Holy fuck mariofaggots are delusional
>>152524348KEEEKAAARROOO
>Realize Sonic would have wisps for Mario vs Sonic 3>To be fair, they'd have to give Mario his allies tooSonic is very fucked.
>>152524768Bowser won. Cope.
>>152524770Mario is gonna get the super tanooki leaf
>>152524768Where is this delusional, MINDRAPED headcanon coming from?Bowser doesn't need the dream stone for anything.
>>152524781Maybe the tranooki leaf. Mario will inject HRT into his hairy mantits and rub them all over luigi's face. Kek what a raped verse.
>>152524764Why couldn't Superman stay popular like Spider-CHAD and BatCHAD?
>>152524748Wario vs Dedede in 2019
>>152524764>>152524619Learn your place, rat
SONIC BROS?!
>>152524805That battle is fan fiction. Wario is literally immortal.
>Diseno sin titulo
>>152524768>Eggman vs Bowser had all the scaling for their series in canon battle and Bowser won.>No it didn't you disingenuous faggot they literally fled from the dream stone getting raped and gaped by eggman. It literally comes down to bowser having the dream stone but peach was able to shatter it so it's not really that powerful anyway. Holy fuck mariofaggots are delusionalYou are delusional. They literally animated all scenarios and scaling and Bowser still won. Keep crying sonicfaggots.>had to bring this in another thread to seethe morekek
>>152524809>KEKRIO's speed can still be measured This weakling is actually getting blitzed in MvS 3
>>152524788>Mario will inject HRT into his hairy mantits and rub them all over luigi's faceSTRAIGHTEST SHITnicfag fanfic btw.
Mario vs Sonic 3 will happen. Sonic will be like Blade and Dante where he spends most of the fight aura farming and then die.
>>152524845K, B, C. Sonic spends too much time dicking around and underestimating his opponents to actually get anything done. If he's so good his games should play out like a TAS.
ME TEACH SONIC A VERY SPECIAL LETTER. HERE SONIC. TAKE L.
>>152524444...and then Luigi gapes the FUCK out of Sonic's asshole.
>>152524859>mariokeks have to HBOC with a literal baby show to argueHOLY KEKARONIS.
>>152524874Hold it
>>152524874Nigga, SESAME STREET MAKES MORE MONEY THAN SONIC
So after Mario vs Sonic 3, are we getting Mario vs Superman?
>>152524891OH wow I wonder why the pozzed show promoting trans shit being funded by the IDF would be making more money, are shartiofags really that blind?
>>152524901We're getting Sonic vs Super Grover
>>152524908Funny. Cause Sonic made one of the most infamous trans people out there, Chris-Chan
>>152524901No, we're getting Goku vs Sonic to find out who's the biggest KWAB in DB history.
>>152524923Chris-Chan would have just stayed a normal autist but kiwifags unironically stalked and groomed him.
>Watches shows about puppets for toddlers as a grown man>Watches shows about men in crappy looking suits meant to sell toys for children as a grown manWhat causes this?
>>152524908Let me guess, you screamed to Trump that "Woke-A-Me Street" got saved by Netflix, right?
>>152524934>SEArio has to HBOC with the fucking presidentKEKAROOOOOOOOOO
>>152524933>watches movies about men in spandex punching other men in spandex, written by trans activist like james gunn, as a grown man>plays video game of edgy blue cartoon hedgehog, as a grown manWhat causes this?
>>152524949I don't do either of those things
>>152524933>he doesn't understand SOVL
>>152524444The raging fanfic made by someone clearly seething and having rent free thoughts about Mario every night.>>152524698Canon refutes along with many other original animations since Sonic also has no fans too.
>>152524956You praise James Gunn's superman movie. You're worse.
Oh before we start to bully Supermanfag again, let me get his binkie and baba ready.
>>152524973Why do sonicpedos have so many pictures of children's toys and items ready to post?
>>152524965I have never praised a Pedo Gunn movie in my life
>CHRONIC the SMEGHOG is now HIDING behind SUPERMAN again, because SESAME STREET bullied themAm I getting this right?
>>152524296Is this that SCP crocodile?
>>152524987YYYYYUP! YYYYYYUUUUUUPPPPP! HBOCnic can't post any actual feats so he has to salesfag about HBOC. Canon! Canon!
>stronger than Bowser, who beats Eggman>stronger than Mario, who beats Sonic>casually preforms a feat similar to one that Super Sonic needed additional help to achieveHOLY FUARK.
dude, imagine getting bullied by sesame street that you have to run and hide behind superman>>152524992nah that's cliff the crocodile, sonic's friend from highschool or some shit
>>152524995>stronger than Bowser-Do not inquire about what happened to DK in Subspace Emissary.
>>152524695Read.
>>152525005>gee this turtle with a GUN that SNUCK UP ON DIDDY KONG that DK had to save sure beat DK?????
>>152524994>actual featsUNIVERSALnic has been posted many times though...
>>152525005>sacrifices himself to save his little buddyHEROkey Kong is a BETTER MAN than everyone in BITCHnic's franchise.
>>152524312>Struggles against a normal alligator
>>152525005The Subspace Emissary that we've confirmed, multiple times, to be a kid playing with Amiibo trophies? And that the final villian was tabu because only babies play with toys? And that's why Septic the Shitlog saved everyone?
>>152524296Canon>>152524312Fanfiction
>>152525005>Do not inquire about what happened to DK in Subspace Emissary.Do NOT ask the KEKrio BITCH what happened at the end of Subspace btw. It will make him go insane.
>>152524998>Sonic the Hedgehog is the fastest thing alive!>Yeah, I'll say! Just look at how fast he hides from us!>DOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHO
>>152525027The Subspace Emissary that we've confirmed was a kid playing with toys?
>>152525008>he has to HBOC with diddy kong to downplay bowser's FEATDKfags everyone.
Why'd ya do it Croc?
>>152525044>Bowser was shooting Diddy>DK shoved Diddy out of the wayHow is this HBOC? Do you even know what that word means?
>>152525029>K to the B to the Cfuck you I'm stealing this
>HBOC with Bowser>HBSE (Hiding Behind Subspace Emissary)SHITnicSISSIES... Is this your best?
lol i beat eggman
>>152524695This was the power required to beat Cortana after she took over the Domain. And it wasn't even enough.
>>152525056You're hiding behind diddy kong, shitnic. Maybe if you paid attention to third grade english instead of watching sonic X with subtitles you'd have the reading comprehension to understand what I said.
>>152525063Sonic saves weakrio and all his friends and you call it ''HBSE''Now THAT is a cope.
>>152525078>DIDDY KONG had his back turned to Bowser>BOWSER shoots>DK shoves Diddy out of the way and SAVES HIM>RETARDED SONIC FAG thinks this was DK hiding behind Diddy Kong!?!???????!!!?!?!???!?!?
>>152525079OK cool, a kid made his sonic toy jump around. Now post it happening for real.
>>152525005>B-but in a random kid's fanfiction...ENOUGH.CANONrio CHADty is here.
>>152524695You're bad at this uh?
>>152525079>shows up at the last minute and does a sneak attack like the BITCH he is>can beat Tabuu with CHADkey Kong, anywayAlso:>resorting to Smash Bros scaling>when you can have literally fuarking ANYONE beat the FUCK out of Shitnic>when you, again, can use Donkey Kong to beat Tabuu>and Galeem>and DarkhonAnd finally:>when Smash Bros is canonically a child playing with toys of the charactersCHADkey Kong ONE-SHOTS SHITnic's entire verse.
>>152525100No Rakesh, buying land in the Metaverse doesn't translate to real life feats.
>>152525097Hell, if we go by Mario Party lore, Daisy single handedly beat the ever loving shit out of Bowser in Mario Party 3.
>>152525124>Daisy single handedly beat the ever loving shit out of Bowser in Mario Party 3FUCK, the things I would FUCKING do to be bowser and have mommy daisy beat the fucking CUM out of me...
>>152525097HOLY FUARK.>Bowser is literally fucking STUTTERING IN FEAR at DK's MERE PRESENCE>>152525124>STACYsy is stronger than BowserCanon.
I am a prophet.I foresee a terrible event that will occur within the cast of DB.
>>152525138>>152525143If you beat her she cries to her dad. She's a spoiled princess tomboy, and used to be tan. And Bowser, for some reason, keeps kidnapping Peach?
Kratos realized something...Sometimes the only winning move... is not to play.
>>152525151PSYCHOigi...
https://x.com/i/status/2023300296697422271
>>152525144
>>152525118This attack? Sonic can neither outrun nor can he survive it
>>152525151YOU.....YOU DOUBLE GIGA NIGGER!!! SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO PEG ME YOU FUCKING GROID!!!!!!!! *RAPES YOU* NOBODY TOUCHES MY ARYAN TOMBOY PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152524399Trying to be fair here.I think that Sonic loses more often than he wins depending on the format.Kratos in general is a lot closer to the ideal of being 'bloodlusted' while Sonic starts ways away from such a mindset in most fights.So Base Sonic is more liable to make a mistake of not taking Kratos seriously and either dying or being severely crippled as a result.If both fighters are 'bloodlusted' then the favor tips more to Sonic, he has methods of staying away from an enemy and landing attacks on them while keeping himself secure.He would probably be able to wear down Kratos a lot of the time.If Sonic is already in his Super form, then I don't really see Kratos having a chance to win.Maybe Kratos takes a few victories via some of his power drain options, but Super Sonic tends to have immunity or resistance to esoteric abilities like Dark Gaia energy.
>>152525118DK could shatter this tree with a single punch.
>>152525185...which is why I will never EVER EVER EVER post an actual video of him doing this btw
I went to order a Lara Croft figure, and fucking christ, her face....
>>152525117KINDnic saves almost all of SHITendo's weak heroes and THIS is your thanks?
>>152524698Mario just kinda smiles, "Hello!"
>>152525005>>152525027>Do not inquire about what happened to DK in Subspace Emissary.>Do NOT ask the KEKrio BITCH what happened at the end of Subspace btw. It will make him go insane.>Sonicfags still playing with toy fanfictions>Meanwhile Sega canonically made Mario beat Keknic in a foot raceSonic lost.
>>152525189...because his own verse already scales above GoW.
>>152525194>a kid made his toy sonic beat another toywow so kewl
>>152525198KINGRIO.
>>152525198>SEGA canonically BOWS to BOUNDLESStendoHOLY FUAAAAAAAAAARK!!!
>>152525198Nintendo and Mario wins.
>>152525214Mario just looks confused.>Why am I-a three dee?
>>152525202>HURR HURRRRRRRRRRR SMASH IS ACTUALLY SOME RETARD NIGGER KID'S FAN FICTION HURRRRRRRRRRHoly fucking matpat faggotry. That hasn't even been the case since melee maybe. Who the fuck is crazy hand then? How did tabuu kill master hand, is he the abusive drunk dad? Maybe shitnic niggers can relate to that, OH WAIT THEY DON'T HAAAAVE A DAD BAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAA!!!! BUT HEYYYY THAT'S JUST A THEORRYYTYY A GAYYYYY HTEORYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>play as Bowser Jr >defeat GaleemBowser Jr now scales to Multiversal.
Sonic The NICEhog saves this weak bitch KEKrio and a bunch of his friends. You guys should be grateful he was there to make sure WEAKrio was safe.
>>152525220KEEEEEEEEEK, WITNESSING A LIVE MARIOMELTY!!!!! BREAK OUT THE DIAPERS IT'S GONNA GET MESSY
>>152525226Let it go, sonicfag
>>152525220Donkey Kong warped you, just like he warped Sonic's entire verse with a single, casual punch.
>>152525220>>152525233>sonic toy save the dayso kewl
Not even replying to that falseflag. The amount of HRT radiating from it is rancid.
Mind you, no one brought up Game Theory.
>>152525223FUARK I CANNOT REFUTE THIS!
>Shitnic thinks Smash is canonI guess Cloud is multiversal because he beat Sephiroth, and Sephiroth one shot Galeem, who took out Sonic.
>>152525223Pichu now scales to Multiversal.
>>152525123It's a space beyond time and space.
>>152525255>HBOC with CHADphirothNew low for mariokeks. Bet they weren't even alive when FF7 actually released.
i havent watched DB in years and i just found out they finally brought in Cell, was their nobody else that made sense for Cell to fight because Metal Sonic is kinda lame
>>152525255Final Fantasy nodiffs rapes and gapes composite Sonic's cosmology thoughever
>>152525234
BWC
>>152525263Nobody else on Earth would want this, but I would've really liked Cell vs Biollante.
BBC.
>>152525263he has a lot of matches but Metal Sonic kind of blew up as an idea after Bowser vs Eggman cause Metal was really cool in it and the animators really wated to do it so they fasttracked it
Wait a minute...if I mod my HERO into SSBU and have him defeat Galeem...HE CAN FINALLY HAVE A MULTIVERSAL FEAT!
>>152525262>Bet they weren't even alive when FF7 actually released.Alright you fucking larper here's a question to see if you're the real deal: which boss from another FF makes a sound effect cameo when you interact with the pumpkin at the ghost hotel?You have 120 seconds to answer this question any longer and you're a fucking fraud btw
>>152525270>composite Sonic'sFF unironically gets solo'd by Archie Sonic
Death Battle crew member here (inb4 muh larp)After BowsEgg’s success it was a no-brainer for Mario v Sonic 3. Working really hard on it and basically all the research was done a year ago which is why we could pump out Metal Sonic vs Cell in the meantime. We have a pretty good formula now. ETA end of yearMario wins btw. And none of you guys (or anyone else) will even believe me :)
>>152525293Kefka BITCH
>>152525290Kratosbro...
>>152525304>he had to google itYYYYYUP! YYYYYUUUUUUPPPPP final fantasy fags NEVER EVER EVER actually played the game. Touhou-tier secondaries and sonic lost bad, REALLY BAD.
>>152525298>FF unironically gets solo'd by Archie Sonicin your spic fanfiction, composite sonic is fodder
>>152525226>sonic still playing with his fanfic toys>where everyone could solo tabuu (with his wings back) by the end anyway
>>152524312>vore minigame
>>152525299Why does mario win? What feats does he have?
>>152525320...On opposite dayEven Death Battle buys into Sonic being able to rewrite Infinite Worlds which is why they said Sonic gapes the entire Dragon Ball IP.Archie Sonic>FF
>>152525298>A-A-AA--A-ARCHIEActual fan fiction. Dr. Eggman dies in that verse which archiefags will NEVER tell you because it invalidates their canonicity INSTANTLY btw
>>152525342uh, well..
>>152525299Post what the next fight is and we'll see if you're not LARPing in 3 weeks
Is Mario apart of the FF cosmology or the other way around or are they shared?
>>152525348BTW they unironically pull a "Eggman was Robo-Robotnik this whole time!!!!11" Archiefags can NOT refute how SHIT the writing for that comic is, but will go on all day to wank its feats. KEKY to the NON CANON.
>>152525348It's more like Robotnik died, then a Robotnik from another universe came and became the main nemesis, and later started getting called Doctor Eggman for Brand Synergy.
>>152525347Archie Sonic dies to trees and Dumbbells. FF stomps Sonic.
You're welcome Sonicfans.I, Ken Penders, am the one that made the strongest version of Sonic.
>>152525381>You're welcome. I made fan fiction.
>>152525374>Base SonicYeah, I wouldn't count on him winning either.Super Sonic waves his hand and erases all of FF.
>>152525298The only reason Sonicfags keep using Archie in powerscaling arguments is because mainline Sonic is a fraudverse that requires wanking. Take all the wanking away and you realize that the Sonicverse is just slightly above RWBY.
let's not bring in non canon feats because dio over heaven gapes EVERY character mentioned in this thread
>>152525392>Super Sonic waves his hand and erases all of FF.Doesn't Super Sonic need Super Mega man for that feat.
>>152525299Believable enough so post winner and next fight to confirm it
>Knuckles knocks him out the form in S3&K>Shadow knocks him out the form in Sonic 3Super SHITnic is the ultimate fraud. One well timed strike is all it takes to steal the emeralds.
>>152525263Sonic powerscalers are hungry for a pity win and can't admit that they are getting one, so instead they have to characterize it as even more of a stomp.Which has lead to people pushing back on Sonic powerscaling.And so we are in a slander rich environment where the only way to participate is to preemptively declare yourself as the only source from which veracity can flow.
>>152525410KEK. This really happened, I saw it myself.Knuckles punched FRAUDnic right in the prostate and he cummed so hard he turned blue again instantly and kept whimpering and quivering on the floor with a bruised ballsack. Sad but true.
>>152525403Super Sonic rewrote his own reality which lead to a soft reboot and Mega Man did his own world.
>I'm at lunch break at work eating my spinach and chicken and some fruit, veins bulging out of my forearms>a self-proclaimed Sonigger is sitting in front of me, gulping down some carbonated sugary soda and chugging fried garbage, face bloated with sodium>he starts speaking with his mouth full, spitting crumbs all over the table, addressing the fact that I mentioned I like GODrio>"H-hehe how can you like FAGrio, He lost in a non canon episode">I just glare his little brown, beady eyes while I forcefully chew my chicken, bone and all. My jaw muscles protruding like a fucking Pitbull's>ARMWRESTLE. NOW>BOOM as I slam my elbow on the table, his lunch flies up and falls to the floor as the table rattles>"h-haha what? I'm not good at t-">I lift my elbow 2 cm and slam it down again. BOOM, the wooden table is now indented where my mighty elbow rests>"o-ok haha">The BROWNnicBROWN goes to grab my hand, DARING to INSINUATE that he is on my FUCKING level>"NO" I thunder. He is startled and freezes. I move down my hand and grab the BASE of his FUCKING fatty forearm, giving him TOTAL leverage advantage>PULL, I thunder, as the shout echoes in all the lunch hall>the combined rush of blood to the straining SHITnic's round head, with the melanin saturation in his skin give him a comical burgundy color>his already yellowish eyes are now bloodshot, looking like a fucking constipated toad, as the pressure pushes his eyes slightly out>even with the base of his arm, he can't even bend my IRON fucking wrist>"I commend your effort, little RAT" I avow>"now FALLETH afore mine might">AGROOOM, goes the flimsy table, as my pronation alone is enough to slam his chubby forearm on his side of the table>he starts grabbing his arm in pain and threatens to call management>I open my eyes as hard as I can as I glare him. It physically hurts, I can feel them popping out, but I know it is intimidating as FUCK>he runs back to work, with 30 minutes left on his break>I swallow the chicken
>>152525437FUNNYYYYYYYY
kekrio bro is off his meds tonight.
>>
kingrio chad is writing canon tonight.
WHY DID THEY MOD ICHIGO AND YUSUKE TO DRAGON BALL SPARKING ZERO INSTEAD ON INJUSTICE?https://x.com/i/status/2023585555234078870DONT THEY KNOW INJUSTICE IS THE ONE WITH SUPERMAN????
>>152525468Who?
>>152524590Metal Sonic: Do that little dance that I like or I'll solo your entire verse.
>>152525468weren't you banned on vsbw again?
They say Mario touch Sonic and that's why he goes fast
They're looking for a march.
>>152525477huh?>>152525488Wonder if Chichi could brute force thru Hinata's hax.
>>15252462012 trillion dollars cannot buy the WISDOM Kingtos would impart upon me
>>152525490Neither of those are Hinata, and Chichi is featless
>>152525468>sullying Sparking Zero with BleachEw.
>>152525282i think i wouldve taken that instead since it sounds more interesting>>152525288what else does he have? im not against metal sonic but considering this is Cells first episode i expected something bigger and we had Bowser/Eggman not too long ago
>>152525498She has moon level roshi possible scaling
>>152525437No lies detected, this story is true.
>>152525468>wow that looks really co->now on patreonGod fucking damn it why are modders like this
YUP YUP.
>>152525381Thank you Ken Penders, you made the biggest cuck in all fiction. Sonic weeps...
>>152525506The public release is laterAnd their Ichigo was kino >>152525498Isnt the one on the right Hinata? I dont follow naruto
>>152525504No she doesn't, her only fight was against Teen Goku and he pushed her with the weakest kiai possible and doesn't scale to him at all
>>152525506That one meleefag selling a reskin mod really opened the fucking floodgates for some reason. People defended him to death because "he should be compensated for his work" even though it's a fucking model swap in a game he didn't even make. This behavior has only grown in frequency ever since.
>>152525468>bugman languageWhere's the dub?
>>152525525Its not a model swap, moron. They added new animations.Ichigo even shoves you into other stages in a super move.
>>152525526>bugmanExcuse you?
>>152525468>using the sub voicelinesGross.
>>152525526We get it. You liked deku's overacting in the dub that doesn't even sound like a character.
>>152525525I think short early releases for complete custom characters makes enough sense
>>152525529He's talking about a guy making mods for Smash Melee not the Sparking Zero guy, both are stupid though
>>152525522I am sure there are moon level chichi arguments here and thereI do wonder if Moon Level chichi is enough to beat Hinata.>>152525526>>152525535Japanese voices are better
>>152525529Wow that's crazy and he only needed to use tools that everybody else made to implement it into a game nintendo themselves made over 20 years ago I guess that means we SHOULD paywall mods that have had no problem being free for decades
>>152525506Nyoh972 eventually releases all his mods for free later on gamebanana. He said he'll paywall a mod.
>unironic dubshitters are here
>>152525545>nintendo???
>>152525510Soulful.
>>152525553I was talking about a meleefag specifically not the ichigo mod
You guys hate dubs? Man you faggots are retarded. Go dilate your neo vagina.
>>152525488Why? They need a guy to fuck in front of Boruto?
>>152524702Brother vergil
>>152525546>>152525506>>152525545Nyoh's mods aren't paywalled. He releases them on gamebanana after a couple weeks. People who pay him on patreon get the early unfinished versions. He's already stated this.
>>152525538>short early releasesThose are definitely more fair but that nigga was planning to keep it paywalled forever and got pissy when people didn't like this
>>152525562One of those is his sister.
>SUBhumansWe get it, you want to be Japanese. I'm sorry nobody wants here wants to hear GRANNYku going "ATATATATATAATATA" in a high pitch voice that doesn't fit character.
>>152525510My canon detector is going crazy
>>152525561Sure thing troon, as soon as Sean Schemmel can do more than one fucking voice that he doesn't even do a decent job with anymore
>>152525588CHADRIO.
>>152525581>doesn't fit character...according to a random paraguay sonicfag 40 years later btwHAND PICKED by Toriyama btwAnd if you want to hear a granny that can't do the voice anymore look no further than marge simpson
HEROES
>>152525510HOLY KEKAROO NOW THIS IS SOVL
>>152525536K, B, AND C. Dubniggers cannot, can NOT, refute this when someone brings up Deku.
>>152525574People count a son seeing his mom fucked by another guy as cucking so still counts
Fave Homura matchup?
>>152525634My HEROES!!!!.......and FODDERwey.
>>152525536>>152525620Who the FUCK gives a shit about Decuck and My FAGGOT Academia?
Wait is that why Simon got shit on for "sounding like deku"? Because shitposters paid attention to the dub rather than the sub?
>>152524296If you post that on reddit saying thats how sonic vs 682 would end surely you will have lovely responses
>>152525649That's the point I was making, blindnicFAGGOT. TRULY, nothing gets past you. Dubs are SHIT, irrefutable, CANON AND END OF STORY!
>>152525634Dave Strider is the best choice
I want the plutonian on death battle, give me some matchups for him
>>152525654Meanwhile Simon's Japanese actor voices Jin Kisaragai and HAKUMEN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGBXYAxGMQE
>>152525696Obviously omnimanhim killing injustice supes would be fine too
>>152525682>COMPLETELY UNPROMPTED MENTION OF KINGNICHOLY KEK, so the anti dub fag is a marioKEK. ALL I needed.
>>152525696Megamind
Who would win Marvel vs Capcom vs SNK vs Tatsunoko vs Kratos vs Mortal Kombat vs DC vs Freddy vs Jason vs Leatherface vs Alien vs Predator vs The Jetsons vs The Flintstones vs Mega Man vs Street Fighter vs Tekken vs Virtua Fighter vs King Kong vs Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla vs Sadako vs Kayako vs Batman vs Superman vs Pirates vs Ninjas vs Cowboys vs Aliens vs Nazis vs Zombies vs Mazinger Z vs Devilman vs Gamera vs Gyaos vs Lupin III vs Detective Conan vs Ultraman vs Zetton vs Dr Pac Man vs Kamen Rider vs Super Sentai vs Dracula vs Frankenstein vs Werewolves vs Segata Sanshiro vs Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee vs Gandalf the Grey vs Gandalf the White vs Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight vs Benito Mussolini vs The Blue Meanie vs Cowboy Curtis vs Jambi the Genie vs Robocop vs Terminator vs Captain Kirk vs Darth Vader vs Lo-pan vs Superman vs every single Power Ranger vs Bill S. Preston vs Theodore Logan vs Spock vs The Rock vs Doc Ock vs Hulk Hogan vs Mario vs Sonic at the Olympic games featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series and Knuckles
>>152525699Sorry but plutonian actually has star level stuff omni-wank can die at mr majestic's hands
I'm a kingrio chad and enjoy dub and sub.
>>152525696Scion
>>152524698>>152525588>OUTERVERSALRIO>BOUNDLESSRIOMario wins.
>>152525510>>152525737canon
>>152525510Holy FVARK... ARTkey LORDngCHAD... I KNEEL...
>>152525634lol
>>152525015>Mario and Luigi struggle to pull out a radish
>>152525797>Sonic struggles against a Sandwich.
How would you balance a season with newcomers obcure media and returners?
>>152525737:)
>>152525634vs Hal of course!
Thoughts on homosexual sex?
>>152525981YES YES RIGHT INTO MY BLUE TIGHT BUSSYHOLE!!! SonicCHAD btw.
>>152525981It's disgusting how my hero existing makes people gay. GODnic chad btw
>>152525981>>152526007>>152526025
https://x.com/i/status/2023598165908144151CANON VERSION RELEASED
>>152525981My HERO no diffs it
>>152525966>:)That's not game sonic, or even actual archie sonic since he can't exit fiction himself in his stories (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ0Mq8HezPo) and this non canon sonic needs authors to take a vacation to do anything.Meanwhile Mario kun is above the author in his actual stories and what you're replying to is a game mario.
>>152526060Sonic the hedgehog...
>>152526064>PLEASE DON'T COUNT ITToo bad :)>HERE'S A ONE TIME NEVER USED AGAIN GAG FEATPost Mario-kun doing this multiple times at whim. Post GAME Mario exiting the game whenever he wants.You can't? :)Guess the winner is Sonic! BOOM! DONE!
>>152525981Absolutely fucking revolting, the mere thought of it makes me nauseous....But hypothetically speaking... if it was with Kratos...
>>152526060Mario Mario...
Bring me Magik
>>152526074>>PLEASE DON'T COUNT IT>Too bad :)>>HERE'S A ONE TIME NEVER USED AGAIN GAG FEAT>Post Mario-kun doing this multiple times at whim. >Post GAME Mario exiting the game whenever he wants.>You can't? :)>Guess the winner is Sonic! BOOM! DONE!Holy goalpostnic melty. Post Archie Sonic not needing authors to go on a vacation to do that (once). And post Game Sonic anything comparable to what Game Mario just did in your cope reply.Mario kun exits fiction in his stories while Archie Sonic can't.
>>152526074Not so fast, faggot hedgehog
https://x.com/i/status/2023489558772617491
I'LL DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO WIN! RAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALL OUT FULL POWER!
>>152525981How can anyone even call themselves a warrior if they're not will to spread their ass to win?
>>152526115>>152526100>>152526088>>152526074>>152526066you've had your fun for a week straight, coattailing a shitty twitter trend. talk about something else now.
>>152526074That Mario kun scan of him being above the author along with Bowser kun is literally a main plot point in an arc. Archie sonic has nothing comparable. Sonic's scan is literally a "one off pointless gag" in comparison.
>>152526131or else what? huh, pussy? What are YOU gonna do about it?
>>152526139I'll say the N word and spam gore mp4s until the jannies notice
>>152526151>I'll get one of my IP's banned and accomplish nothingQuaking in my boots mate
>>152526146I love femdom so much bros
>>152526151>the N word Don't you dare! If you spread that kind of hate Black QVEENS will never come here and grace us with their knowledge!
>>152526171N
>>152526151DO IT NOW!!! CMON BITCH! IM READY!
See?He FLED, like a little bitch. Mario and Sonic RULE THIS PLACE.
>>152525966>>152526064Even if you use both of these the Mario one is stronger because Sonic states himself he needs the readers to write for him
>>152526190no one here wants to talk about the same fucking shit over and over. also you got outted as brown. your opinion is worth less than shit.
>>152526084That's retarded, if you're fighting an X-Man you're going to fight the most appropriate one
>>152526036
>>152526115
>no one here wants to talk about [AN ENRICHING TOPIC THAT'S BEING ACTIVELY DISCUSSED EVEN ABOVE THIS VERY POST]Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
NONE OF YOU GUYS ARE EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THE DREAMCAST'S RELEASE
>>152526231ts tuff fr fr
>>152526224>>152526231Mario is so STRONG. Sonic is so WEAK.CHADRIO > SHITNIC
>>152526233You had a whole fucking week to yourself, diaper duo. Fuck off and let other MUs get discussed.
>>152526231>Immediate drop in quality the moment it becomes MariocopeSKILLEDNICnitwitrio...
>>152526224>>152526231KINGRIO.
mario is gaysonic is gaystop being gay
>>152526251>P-please let us talk about useless shit no one cares about... I beg of you!No.
Good Lord that animation mind broke him. Look at how many copy cat animations this guy saved.Also, NONE of them look as good as the original.
>>152526224>>152526231>immediate upscale in kino when Mario realities happen
>>152526267>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT MARIO AND SONIC BECAUSE... Why? Because you said so?
>>152526233NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT A SERIES THAT MAKES LESS MONEY THAN SESAME STREET, NIGGA
Post your HERO kissing or getting kissed by a female.Yusuke and Keiko.
>>152526224this one's pretty good
>>152526277Because it's what the people of /dbg/ want to discuss, the proletariat WANTS Mario vs Sonic
>>152526272>NONE of them look as good as the originaThat's true,all the ones that came after either look bad or try too hard.
>>152526306The first cope animation he's talking about was already try hard and everyone's shitting on it.
>originaParaguayanbro...
Name one thing wrong with being gay for black men
>samenic ESL indian
SAY HIS FUCKING NAME.
>>152526287>the proletariat WANTS Mario vs SonicIs that another word for Mexicans?
>>152526328BOOB GUY!
>>152526328PAIZURI
>>152526328CH-CHADRO? SONICBROS... WE MUST FLEE TO THE DISCORD, POSTHASTE!!!!!!!!!!
>>152526328GREEN BOOBIE
>>152526335>>152526339Seriously, what were they thinking with those green tits?Take those off and he's the coolest looking vidya character.
>G-Good Lord that animation mind broke him. Look at how many c-copy cat animations this guy saved.>Mario has so many fans to offer refutes and constant animations btfo while Sonic doesn't...>The guy who made the original cope kneeled that Sonic is below large sandwich levelAnother Mario win.
>>152526365Yep, Mario's boundless superiority made this Sonic faggot kneel.
>>152526365>>152526370This dumbass trend cannot end soon enough and I hate how /dbg/ is incapable of not giving it attention.
Sonic's favorite Nintendo character is Pikachu because he died trying to save him.
>>152526382Our /dbg/ threads were turned to flames for a week over a fucking TWITTER FAGGOT TREND?
>>152526382>>152526393Mariotourists... Sonictourists...
>>152526365None of the cope replies to this guy look as good as his animation. So he won until someone makes something better.
Reze vs Bakugo was funnier. We got some good porn out of it too.
>>152526404He already clarified that he lost.
>>152526393>>152526403Yep. tl;dr Sonic Vs. Mario was getting discussed again for some time on xitter and retards were buying into the speedblits thing. fan animations went viral and so did the MU discussion. hence why the DB twitter made that post earlier. All of this is happening because some retards caught onto it and are now flooding /dbg/ with Twitter slop.
>>152526382>>152526425We should probably figure out a countermeasure for the Twitter tourists.
Mario just steals the emeralds btw.
>>152526404His shit was already btfo by Noob and the uppercut animation.
>>152526447>Sonic: WORLD RINGS! I NEED YOU WORLD RINGS! CALIBURN, SAVE ME! WISP-SAMA, TASUKETE!
THEY MODDED GOKU INTO SONIC CROSSWORLDS INSTEAD OF SUPERMANWHYhttps://x.com/i/status/2023582968191590908
>>152526465No, it wasn't? You are blind. And Korn's art looks better than anything I've seen a Mariofag post.
Why are we attacking Korn now? His art is good regardless of agenda shit.
>>152526485>No, it wasn't? You are blind. And Korn's art looks better than anything I've seen a Mariofag post.You're the blind one. That shit is just Sonic teleporting once and being at the next location for most of it, in Noob's we see actual movement.
Just in. Varka, uh sorry. KINGKA from genshin impact was just revealed to be a BETTER MAN.Asurakeks, i mean, /gig/ is having a melty
>>152526499I don't know if I'd call it art but it's very yummy, my favorite is cornbread
>>152526359Atleast it isn't as bad as how his Megaman Zero design looks,in that one you can definitely confuse him for a woman
>>152526512The potential man.https://youtu.be/4s7G9I4SGZc
https://files.catbox.moe/ze54b3.mp4
>Sees this artist Korn>He has good art>Learn he has a girlfriend (pic related)https://x.com/Daereamart/status/2022068277170909317He is already in the top 1% of Sonic fans.
>>152526544Damn Jonathan Davis is so lucky...
>Sonicfag shilling KornBut Korn is a dragon ball spic, against your entire stance here.
>>152526521>>152526544https://x.com/i/status/2020166917793714585I'm sorry but you cannot convince me this art is even slightly bad.
>>152526544I'm surprised there weren't 500 million pieces of art in response to this pic from Korn>>152526404Since kekrio fans are such bitches.
>>152526565I don't know who that is
>>152526572KornArt
>>152526563Yeah, Imma still stick with Korn.
Sonicbros what is this...Korn betrayed us for Mario?
>>152526565You're telling me THEY drew this?
>>152526585...you know he likes both, right?
>>152526589Yeah so why is the sonicfag shilling korn hard then
is it posis-i-sjblr oty niggas to ever stop
Buy an ad queer
>expose sonicfags and mariofags for twitter tourists >they immediately start shilling twitter artists shamelessly
SANDVICH!
>>152526604Mariobros aren't shilling as hard as keknic sonicfags are.
This is the part where he starts spamming gay porn btw
>>152526544@Grok show her tits
>>152526635>fagnic begging for gay porn again
>>152526628>as hardSo you were still shilling?Fuck off back to twitter.
>>152526646Make me faggot
>>152526512>>152526530>>>/vg/557696760
*hard cock boings out*Ughhhh...I know I shouldn't....but....*licks*Mmm....very salty...a bit sweet....*licks and kisses the tip*Ugghhh I'm such a sissy for this....forgive me my loving fans...your HERO has to give into his urges....>starts bouncing on it and moaning like a gay sissy slutF-FFuuuuUuuuUuuCckkkk MY CLITYY FEELS SO JUICY AND WET OOOUGGHHHHHH
>>152526440In case you're wondering https://x.com/i/status/2021879014130962660https://x.com/i/status/2021193658117005498These are the tweets that caused this place to go to shit for a week
FAGnic...
>>152526646twitternic and twitterio are going to be here for at least another few days
>>152525263Cell vs Zygarde is cool
>>152526660
>>152526659>fvarking>I kneel I squeal pasta>fucking thisPermanent imprint on the entire site BTWYour response /dbg/sisters, why aren't you guys ANYWHERE near as relevant? Do try and avoid parroting us
>>152526660GAYrio...
>>152526657>Make me faggotYou have been here all day arguing about Mario vs Sonic, you have no right to call anyone a faggot.
>>152526682kys /dbs/spic, they're mocking you
>>152526689>We act just like you t-to mock you! Y-yeah that's it!Like a bratty little brother...
>>152526667>7 fucking days straight of Mario vs Sonickek
>>152526701New thread since this one died ever since Sonic lost it
>>152526707>Early retardkys
>>152526706You're part of the fucking problem for feeding into it and shitting up the thread
>>152526667I still think the Kylefag was worse. I remember the janny banned him and like over 100 posts in the thread turned out to be just from him.
>>152526707>Sonic lost true, but we shouldn't make early threads or we'll get nuked faster
>>152524372>>152526382>>152526425>>152526667the diaper duo lost to mediocre Twitter trends
>>152526544this kind of shit is why you should NEVER EVER EVER post your face or name online btw
KEKriosissies...
>>152527147>fanfics posted during the console era mario won against keknic
>>152527147Reminder that KWABga lost the CHADsole wars and now their champion SHITnics games are on my HEROES GODsole
>>152527147>Fanfic cope that lost the console wars>>152527186>Canon realities on the side that won the console warsMario > Sonic, as always.
>>152527147brehs....
>>152527236pedonic...
>>152524296Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and their entire versesReminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire verses.
>>152524312>>152524320No lies detected.
>>152524444Checked quads of TRVTH.>>152524469Cringe cope fanfic
>>152524698Cope fanfic
>>152524834No lies detected.
>>152525012FVAAAAARK>>152525027KINDnic the MERCIFUL. Mariokeks are UNGRATEFUL
>>152525079No lies detected.
>>152525226No lies detected. Thankfully KINGnic is a merciful KING
>>152525342I... I... I can't post anything...
>>152524320TrueHe won
>>152525450Canon>>152525461Fanfic
>>152525706No lies detected.
>euronic
>>152526074TRVTH NVKE!!!!!
>>152526224>>152526231Cope fanfiction TRACED from the original. Shameful.
>>152526252Canon>>152526272TRVEST OF NVKES!!!!
>>152526306No lies detected.
>>152526404TRVTH NVKE!!!!>>152526568Shitriofags can't trace it to make cope fanfics, that's why.
>>152526582HOLY FVARKING BASED!!!>>152526635FAGrio...
>>152526660MAAAAAARIOOOOO!!!!>>152526667Based skilful GODnic artists BTFOing Mariosissies and MINDBREAKING them.
>>152527147Holy FVARKING canon!
>>152527822ARYANnic
Neither of these threads are even at bump limit btw.
KKIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGNNNNNYYYY
>Mariojeet deleted last threadKWAB
I honestly hope all of you Deathbattlespics get tortured slowly in horrific, agonizing pain until death. All of you are subhuman cockroaches that should be genocided
Holy fucking shit SAMENIC schizo got the thread deleted with his CANON meltdown
>>152527956>Dear Wiz and Boomstick...>I send this prayer to you from the hell that is /dbg/>Please make MvS3 arrive either this year or next season>And make sure Sonic gets composited, I'm talking comics, statements, all the possible wank>And please hype up Sonic the most, and push him at every corner>Fill the hearts of Sonic fans in Twitter and Reddit with hope and make sure to join the agendapoating>In the previews please make Sonic seem the coolest guy he is, and make Mario's about his humble origins and his inspiration and history>Try to do the dumb little guy shit you did in Kratos vs Asura>In the analysis, make sure that Sonic is hyped like Ichigo's, and Mario's like Urameshi>Make sure Sonic gets Kratos level delusion>Please let the battle be 3d with good Animation>Then, have Mario stomp sonic to death like a goomba and have him act nonchalant, sprinkle in a little respectful shit>Say Mario wins due to Hax and statements along with feats>Make him win 6 categories completely and 50/50 for the rest>For the love of Boomstick, and Wiz...>Amen!
>>152528005Canon>>152528007Fanfic
i just.....i can't.you people are illwow.....just. just wow. unbelievable.ill never understand this......place.it feels like after the past few hours i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....blatant racismchild porn spamwoman hatinghomophobiaoff topic adult cartoonsno limit fallaciesthe list goes on and on.......the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
>>152528007it's really gone. it's really fucking gone. KINGnic's autism is... SO FUCKING STRONG....... MY BUSSY IS LEAKING FROM EXCITEMENT.......... >>152526701
It makes me fucking sick you fucking vermin, you fucking swine, you fucking subhuman scum still get enjoyment out of this braindead franchise for fucking toddlers. I honestly wish every single day you and everyone you love gets skinned alive, castrated, and sodomized in the most horrific, excruciating, painful way possible till you fucking die, and then your soul gets sent straight to fucking hell for all eternity for enjoying autistic spic cartoons.
>>152528010>Mariojeet literally cryingKWAB
>>152528006Most of us are relatively normal.These threads just attract schizos since 4chan won't make a battleboarding boardEven though half of all the generals on 4chan are fucking dead and only used by lonely anons or trolls
>>152528017This was directed at dragon ball beaners btw not ARYANrio.
You faggots are mentally ill.
Has this general ever discussed the hypothetical matchup of Donnie Darko vs. Johnny The Homicidal Maniac?
>>152528015Mariosis...
>>152528014>>152528017>>152528025Stop lumping us with the BAN EVADING TARD!Or you are just the samenic falsefagger...I can't fucking tell anymore...
>>152528024... on opposite day, as SEArio is literally BROWN.
>>152528027I don't know anything about johnny but donnie darko LITERALLY goes out of his way to kill himself with a fucking jet engine so I wouldn't place my bets on him winning.
>>152528032>Mariobrown melty
Y'all are virgin losers and will stay so for the rest of your lives. Imagine talking to a girl asking you what you do of your life.>i'm a virgin loser that spends 24/7 of his time on 4chan especially shitposting on /dbg/ nice to meet youLmao y'all are disgusting and should kys asap>>152528032I hate every single one of you subhuman deathbattlespics. You need to kill yourself immediately.
>>152528025Canon>>152528032Fanon
>The same dead "meme" spam every thread>Constant off topic babble>/dbs/pic refugeesThese threads need to be sent to /Trash/ fucking immediately. They have no reason to exist anymore. They were never welcome on /co/. You're the laughingstock of the whole website. Jump off of a 12 story building pronto
>>152528044I'm sorry that your hero is from a shitty fodder verse that gets RAPED AND GAPED by KINGnic.
I can't do this anymore bros...Do we REALLY need to stoop down to the FAGnic samefagging to win?We've already apologized a few threads ago, STOP DEBATING THE FAG!We've already won... So stop fighting against a friendless straggler that's ruining this thread...Sincerely, a Mariobro who can't fight anymore...
You retards have ruined /co/. This is Comics and Cartoons, not Gay Battleboarding and Powerscaling for Retards. Death Battle doesn't fall under this at all.
>>152528053Sadly, nobody WAS replying to him, he spent a literal fucking hour just flooding the thread unprompted
>OH MY ONIONS! THIS RANDOM CHARACTER PUNCHED ANOTHER RANDOM CHARACTER AND NOW HE'S GIGAVERSAL+++++!This is what you all sound like. Imagine wasting your life powerscaling fictional characters. You all are fucking pathetic.
>>152528044Are you samenic?I'll listen if you aren't him.Or maybe you are the one spamming so this general can be sent to trash, I've heard that many times already.If you REALLY don't like this general however, just filter it and move on like the rest of /dbg/.I might even have to do that myself.Sincerely, a hopeless mariobro...
Imagine being from Peru and saving money for 7 years to buy two huawei phones just to do this all day
Do you think next year is gonna have mostly characters that lost the previous ballot like Ash Williams and Sakuya? Do you want any matchups for them?
>>152528044>>152528049>>152528057>>152528062FUNNY!!!!!! You've switched from spamming your sonic fanfiction to trying to demoralize everyone after getting a thread deleted. It won't stop you from being third world, SEAnic.
>>152528062>>152528049Imagine posting threads lusting over little girls from cartoons 10 years agoI'm sorry for this mess along with all my sane anons, you don't have to act BUTTHURT because that's what the spammer wants.
Hey guys, I'm new here, just came from r/deathbattle. Can someone show me around?
>announcing a reportUH OH CLITTYLEAKAGE
lol, women from all over the world come to Mumbai and you say that I don't see many? White women are everywhere here.We get ityou think all of us are living in slums. New Age Indian men are over 6 feet on average with larger endowments than their European counterparts. Face the music, friend. When all things are equal, Indian men outcompete you everywhere.Don't be surprised when you see more of your women jump from the sinking ship.Big Indian Cock won
>>152528057DeathBattle is a western show.STOP LOOKING AT THESE THREADS!EVEN THE JANNIES IGNORE THEM!You'd be better off interacting with the rest of /co/ than seeing the pit of hell /dbs/spices have made it.
>>152528050TRVTH NVKE!!!!>>152528053>Mariojeet literally cryingKWAB. GODnic WON
Dead franchiseDead topicsDead threadsBan these threads already. These retard losers need to fuck off.
>>152528065>Mariofag literally CRYINGKwab
>>152528094You must become a better man.
>>152528090Jump off of a 12 story building, death battle spic.
>>152528075Stop parroting, SEArio. At least call him paraguayan. Plus those are old copypastas you tard.
Mind status?
>>152528107an entire melty over 2 video game series for CHILDREN btw
>>152528089Mariobro...
>>152528076Why do you hate these threads so much?It was NEVER this bad, even in Kratos vs Asura, and this is 4CHANNEL we're talking about./pol/ and /b/ are more toxic and mind-numbing than these threads will ever be, so man-up and enjoy the board.Do I give a mind to people posting BBC or Cuck porn at /trash/?Do I give a mind to anons whining at /v/ at any new game release?Do I care about the sharty trolls that routinely come to raid this site for shits and giggles?NO! and you don't have to too!
>>152528107BROKEN. Mariobro btw
>>152528118...pointing out how mindbroken SHARTnicfags are btw
Why is RETARDrio replying to old copypastas like a retard?
>>152528094Why are /co/mblr folk some of the most sensitive people in this site?Even the fags at /LGBT/ and /tttt/ can withstand the garbage thrown at them.Is it something in children's cartoons that causes this?
>>152528120... in my delusional headcanon, as KINGnic has literally BROKEN my mind
>>152528123>see someone shitting on RETARDnic and think of mario completely out of nowhereRENTFREE MELTY btw.
>>152528105I think you are the one initiating this falsefagging with friends.Why would these threads suddenly become more shit than ever before, if it weren't for SOMEONE TRYING TO BAN THIS GENERAL?
It's like stupid in stereo.
>>152528130>KINGnic haters can't even notice old and busted copypastasYep. Yep. YEP.
>>152528082I don't think you'll like this place...There's no matchup art or memes, you're better of sticking to Reddit.
>>152528136KEKnic would know all about old and busted when his past 20 years of games have been rehashes.
>>152528076>I hope the Sonic poster makes these threads fucking unusable so they die.Literally why I reply to every Sonic post with "trvth nvke" to make everyone insane and think it's a samefag when it isn't btw.
Who the fuck is the guy who's assblasted at these threads?
>>152528140>Crying
>>152528147Idk. He's been doing this for months though.
>>152528147It's a copypasta you retarded avatarfag
Anons of /dbg/...Whenever we have an ACTUAL DISCUSSION ON SOMETHING ELSE,The spam STOPS.Whenever we go do ANYTHING ELSE or stop posting, these threads BECOME SPAMMED AS SHIT! INFESTED! WE must DISCUSS the DEATHBATTLE when the preview drops.
>>152528148>DOESN'T even deny itYYYYYYYUP! CANON btw.
>>152528155I know. He posts them every once in a while. I'm more asking what drives him to post them over and over for months.>Searching for posts that contain ‘You faggots are mentally ill.’. 182 results found.
>>152528147>>152528155>...What?So I've been replying to a SAMENIC COPYPASTA THIS ENTIRE TIME??????I'm genuinely confused..
The only series that's been constantly humiliated on Canon Battle is DBZ. There's no other explanation, it MUST be a gokushitter.
>>152528169he doesn't like latinxes and frieza got a win anyway
>>152528168RETARDrio the BROWN, it's not even KINGnic. This existed even before CHADnic was made the King of these threads. You are genuinely MINDBROKEN
the thread.......isn't GASSY enough.........
>>152528168Yeah hes been at it for months. He posts the copypastas and makes seethe filled replies towards everyone who replies. The same guy has been doing it because he says the same shit every timehttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150288329/#q150289422https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150654930/#q150655863
>>152525920Depends on what you mean by obscure.If you just mean 'Not Mainstream' then it could mean like Persona 1 characters, Little Mac, etc.If you mean like actually niche characters in mainstream works, then it could be a bit easier. You could have Ox-King, Emerl, etc.
>>152528185Mariobro...
Alright!Please post your heroes greatest feats, any anons, so that atleast the next thread will end in discussion.
>Mario-sama.... c..can I put my new game on your console?
>>152528188This poor poor mentally ill poster...must let go of the hatred...and become a better man. Only then will he be free of his troubles.
Evaded the ban from you spic niggers. I'll report every single death battle thread until they are banned on sight like /dbs/. I can't wait for all of you retarded spics to leave this site forever.
>>152528199https://streamable.com/jxchbj
>>152528204Can you generate Mario and Sonic hugging each other while Kratos watches in joy?
>>152524296>>152528208
>>152524296Nobody cares dbgay>DURR HURR THAT SPIC DEATH SHOW IS HAPPENINGNobody. Cares. Dbgay.Why don't you spics watch something that doesn't involve brown levels of violence? Oh wait, you can't! Because you're all retarded monkeys from latin america!
>>152528209>Isn't this a self-report?Please get a job like most of us and stop getting ass-hurt over children playing in a shit-filled sandbox like /dbg/, that's even more pathetic than the spam that's happening right now.
>>152528226Your only job is drug dealing to fellow spics. I hope a chainsaw cuts you open and you die on video
>>152528214Enjoy life, boy. We can all strive to be better men.
>>152528239The kings