So I read the USM Issue 24 thread and it's just some polish guy screaming endlessly about child rape and it's impossible to get a word in edgewise >>152542272And the scans are pretty low quality.Anyways, the whole thing is retarded and I've decided to make an actual storytime thread instead of just a schizo's private playpen. Feel free to report or ban me or whatever, but I think that redoing the storytime with higher quality scans is entirely valid. Unless it isn't in which case fuck you.
>>152549962Bump if you're reading!
>>152549965Hopefully it's enjoyable but frankly, the spite is its own award.
>>152549962hey dude why are you avoiding replying to me after i called you out for roleplaying as the gwenschizo? >>152549839youre absolutely pathetic cuh
BRUH!
>>152549971I remember storytiming USM 1-6 more than a year back now.
>>152549979>>152549973>>152549980I thought you were going to sleep. Oh well.
>>152549983>>152549979>>152549973If you want to continue the story time, feel free Gwenschizoschizo
>gwenschizoschizo so scared of confrontation that he tries to start a story time to get away from itKWAB
>>152549997I just wanted to storytime a comic. If you want a confrontation, then confront. Don't fart out cuh and scream about child rape. Yes I'll be your therapist.
>>152550014you type exactly like "the gwenschizo" its so fucking hilarious LOLif youre going to roleplay and make up a boogeyman you should probably be less autistic and easy to read LMFAO
>>152550018Well, I'm not the Gwenschizo. Am I allowed to storytime now or do I need permission?
>>152550022>ignores everything said about roleplaying as the gwenschizo and jumps directly to denying being the gwenschizohey retard, maybe learn to read if youre gonna roleplay, especially if the person youre roleplaying as is a polish pedophile just like (You)
>>152550027Sorry. Can I storytime a comic book now?
>>152550041hey polish pedophile how about you story time a comic book in hell?
sorry guys OP had to leave the thread to try and story time with higher quality scans in their original thread where they tried roleplaying as their fictional boogeyman "The Gwenschizo"
>>152550125Well, you completely pussied out in the other thread! Be less afraid of confrontation. So, once more, from the top.
>>152550448Could I get banned? Yeah, maybe. But the important thing is, I won't be completely gay.
>>152550457>Star wars opening crawl
>>152550461>Dramatis personae
>>152550469>very meta
>>152550478If you think about it, Wilson Fisk is a metaphor for the schizo.
>>152550490We call it passive aggression.
>>152550499looks like I won't need to one weird trick my way through this storytime.
>>152550512God I hope nothing bad happens to Benom in Endgame.
>>152550523Only Richard is allowed to shoot sticky white stuff onto Felicia!
>pedophile is going for his third story time of a comic that literally nobody gives a fuck about lol
>>152550531>ANTI-BENOM
>>152550536It's funny to me! Also, thanks for bumping the thread. I was worried it'd fall off page 10 before I finished.>>152550540
>>152550548>the pedophile is the same gwenschizoschizo that has repeatedly shown they dont know how 4chan and bumping threads workslol
>>152550536Also it's only the second, dumb-dumb. If I did the first, we'd still be here well past tomorrow night.>>152550540Forgot muh image razzum flazzum.
>>152550563Ah, so you've taken up the mantle of gwenschizoschizo...schizo?>>152550565
>>152550571youre actually really sad im ngl
>>152550571
>>152550579I'll stop storytiming if you ask nicely.>>152550583
>>152550588you already admitted to raping kids
>>152550588
>>152550593Ah, probably some other anon. It happens on anonymous forums. You can get turned around and confused pretty easily.>>152550595
>>152550605
>>152550613You know, a real badass would've stopped me by now. I guess gwenschizoschizoschizo doesn't have that dog in him cuh
>TFW the only people who enjoy spiderman comics also enjoy child rape
>>152550619When I win, it generally costs me nothing and identical to when I lose regardless.
>>152550624It's sad. Hopefully guys like the polish guy will get the help he needs. And not get so angry about comic books. That's important too.>>152550628
>>152550638>Your half-wit son got my teenage daughter pregnant, Parker>And I want you to know...>...THAT WAS EXTREMELY BASED
>>152550643>Wait a second>Gwen...>...This French guy is cringe!
>>152550651>Hoo! What a day, huh Martin?>I murdered my sister last month to get to you
>>152550662Honestly if people really wanted to stop me they could just do the Gwenschizo thing and scream out THIS IS SPAM over and over while impotently mashing the report button. Like a badass.>I'M GETTING HONGRY AMIGO
>>152550669It's a funny thought, but Fisk apparently doesn't have Richard or Vanessa in this timeline. He literally has no reason to live.
>>152550675>If I go down I'm taking you with me!
>>152550680Contrived? MaybeCathartic? Hell yes.Book is over, where else are these fuckers going to go?
>>152550687Like these guys I'm already hard at work storytiming a second thread. Mostly to bully a sperg by posting comic pages while feeling smug.
>>152550691>Ours meaning Mysterio's>Not yoursWHADDA BITCH
>>152550702>tfw your wife would rather be in an eternal gangbang with three dudes and one woman.>And one of them is Robbie Robertson
>>152550707>It's just not an ethos that works in the world we're living inHickman taking shots as ASM.
>>152550715>So you forgive me? Just like that? Even though I abandoned you and helped my wife take over the city?>Oh man, Harry, trust me, I could forgive worse. I could forgive even your FATHER for all SORTS of fucked up things.>Werd claim but okay
>storytiming it a third time AND replying to yourself LOLtruly the gwenschizoschizo
>>152550721>A glasses Peter is sexy tooMJ clearly thought so at least
>>152550723Super secret 4chan storytime trick cuh. This is for free. Keep at it kid. Someday you'll almost be as funny as the original gwenschizo>>152550726
>>152550732>MJ isn't sure he wants to stay
>>152550732>Someday you'll almost be as funny as the original gwenschizoits weird that youre replying to yourself via other anons replies can you start posting about how you enjoy raping kids like you did here? >>152549647>>152549607>>152549377>>152549328>>152549018
>>152550737>Like my sister, but face it, she'd jump at a threesome, the bitch
>>152550739Well, that guy's weird! Sorry he made you sad cuh>>152550743
>>152550748Six pages left and as many minutes. Gwenschizoschizo is going to have to pull out something fast.
>>152550748You admitted to raping kids because you were so upset I was making fun of you :/ strange defense mechanism
>>152550750He's going to need at least a few of those minutes for one of his patended comebacks though, cuh.
Woops you didn't reply in time, guess you're taking too long to come up with a funny response. Try again, Gwenschizoschizo!
>>152550753>:/I immediately revoke any attempt at civility. This is a fucking imageboard. Kill yourself.>>152550756
>>152550761That shit made me so fucking mad I forgot the image. :/>>152550756
>>152550761Sorry thats too many words, this is an image board not a chat room. You took too long to try and be funny
>>152550767:/>>152550766
>>152550774You took longer than a minute to reply you're taking too long. You need to just give up, gwenschizoschizo you'll never be as funny as the polish pedophile you idolize.
>>152550756>>152550766SEX WITH MAY ToT
>>152550774>trash bagkek
>>152550779>>152550781>Gwenschizoschizo doesn't realize how easy it is to bypass the filter to double post like this kek
>>152550778I thought I was gwenschizoschizoschizo. Or is that you?>>152550779Still more based than the other guy.>>152550781
>>152550785Cuh doesn't know half his posts are mine>>152550786Once again, it was an okay book.But mainly I just like how autistic one guy and his boyfriend got over it.Will I be banned? Maybe. Will this thread be here tomorrow? Likely not.But archives are forever.
>>152550802Sex with May one last time.
>>152550802>But mainly I just like how autistic one guy and his boyfriend got over it.i've been calling you a pedophile while you post about how you like fucking kids and making new threads to run away from what you admitted i'm soooooo mad
>>152550815Sorry cuh. Hopefully comics will make you less mad some day. But a real badass would've kept posting images or something.
>>152550827you rape kids and keep talking about raping kids! >>152550819
>>152550829Nah, I'm still pretty sure that's some other guy. Again, more than one person posts here. You're not just talking to a single guy named Anonymous. I know that's hard to figure out for people new here.
>>152550834you rape kids btw
>>152550836If you say so. It's a completely anonymous forum so I'm sure that my completely anonymous reputation can survive your calumny. You'll eventually accuse some other guy of child rape because you confused him for me, I'll be fine.
>>152550861tldr didnt read you rape kids
>>152550862ok
>>152550877stop trying to be funny, this is an image board. maybe if you try hard enough youll be as funny as the gwenschizo one day
>>152550885I'll try sir.
>>152550891you rape kids stop typing
>>152550895See you tomorrow then. Hoping to read one of the three identical posts from you.
>>152550915wow dude you seem pretty upset hope you calm down by then
>>152550921I mean, I'll try. You're just so clever though. You got a real gift son.
>>152550943you rape kids stop typing
Thanks for the storytime. I didn't like the polish guy very much though, he whined a lot.
