>>152563178 Is that supposed to be about so-called Pizza gate?
>>152563183no, it's about pizza hut closing 250 locations
>>152563178>Saddam and Osama winning bigly in hell kek
>>152563191Good! Pizza Hut sucks.
>>152563191My local Pizza Hut got replaced with a Domino's. That was years ago, tho
>>152563183I thought pizza gate was about child porn.
>>152563240Domino's sucks even more then Pizza Hut
pizza hut became dead to me ever since the wingstreet merger. decent premise but underwhelming execution for a kelly comic.
kelly is a liberal psychopath in real lifehe actually has TDS lmao
>>152563251Honestly, never tried it. My favorite take-out pizza place was a smaller chain called Pizza Guys, who had a shop just a quick walk away from my high school. They're not around anymore, either, all their locations apparently moved to California...
>>152563273>TDSThe real term is ODS(Obama Derangement Syndrome). Trumpniggers just stole it since conservicucks are incapable of creating anything original kek
>>152563240My local Pizza Hut got replaced by an all you can eat shushi place, they really cater to the weeb crowd they have literal statues of Zorro and Luffy in there. They also play one piece on tvs while you eat, Honestly they’re ok been to better places. I’d say better than supermarket quality sushi but not better than most sushi places.
>>152563273>For years poster thought Kelly was real and not satire>Shattered when he found outI'm sure it's all a giant conspiracy to oppress the white man, sonny.
>>152563273The point is he makes all the "left cant meme" guys look like idiots
>>152563273>>152563353With Obama it was actual derangement because conservatives fixated on nonsense like his birth certificate, as if you can run for fucking president without showing it to the proper authorities in the first place. In Trump's case, he just mocks people who notice all of his incompetence and crimes by calling them deranged.
>>152563431Neither the right or left can meme. Only non-tribal people who view both sides objectively can. Hence why 4chan who memed on anyone in power was so good at it.
>>152563474>view both sides objectivelyDoing so would make you right-wing.>buuhhhh, but [elected liberal-establishment stooge] and [controlled-opposition talking head] did---I said right-wing, not "right-wing."
>>152563566No it wouldn't. Both sides have a fuckload of retarded core beliefs. I'm not anything-wing just because I happen to agree with a few things more or less from what they say. They're both utter shit on average.
>>152563273I don't care. He throws some brutal and dumb punches which is all that matters.
Kelly should have been created anonymously. Kelly threads used to be comfy till you fuckers looked up who drew them.
>>152563251I disagree. Domino's isn't amazing but Pizza hut is like eating a wet sock. It's like 90% crust and the crust isn't good.
>>152563789I fucking hate that /r/The_Donald encouraged actual baby boomers to show up here. I'm 40 goddamn years old and my parents are still showing up and embarrassing me in public. (not literally, they're long dead, but my generation's parents)
>>152563191Good. Papa Johns is better.
>>152563833I don't think it's old retarded people. I think it's something worse: young retarded people. Same levels of ignorance, naivety and stubbornness, but X10 the energy.
>>152563733>Both sides have a fuckload of retarded core beliefsYes, one side believes in dismantling natural hierarchies (as they've done for 250 years) and/or preserving the state of an already-dismantled hierarchy (the "conservatives"), and the other would rather those previously-dismantled hierarchies be reinstated in spite of a system built to keep the Throne in permanent vacancy. Truly, there is no difference between the two and anyone is foolish for picking one over the other...
>>152563251They got better but I was burned so hard by their old stuff it took me a long time to even try again.
>>152563866It might be both but there were posts on /r/The_Donald before it got banned of boomers discovering 4chan. We definitely have some people who voted for Reagan here.
>>152563459Obama did plenty of bullshit that he completely got away with because "he's the heckin cool president!"
>>152563874Yes, you don't need to be on the side of people who want you to drink piss because those other people want to make you eat shit and that's even worse. There's also lemonade and cake and all sorts of other things. Your two party system is retarded and you're an idiot for accepting it.
>>152563251Domino's invented "30 minutes or it's free" idea.It eventually had to stop because of a class action caused by reckless driving delivery men.
>>152564014>people who want you to drink piss>people want to make you eat shit They're the same people. See the "and/or" part of my post.>Your two party system is retarded and you're an idiot for accepting itI don't. You really don't understand the concept of "controlled opposition," do you?
>>152563281We've got a Pizza Guys in my town, surprised to see it mentioned here. I don't think I've ever tried it outside of a school pizza party though (I go to local places mostly). They send tons of coupons in the mail here too.
>>152563996Every US president did stupid shit. But Donald is extra brazen and retarded. Other presidents didn't artificially cause diplomatic and trade crises when there was no pressing cause to do so and at least TRIED to hide their corruption. This guy is like if a caricature of a corrupt incompetent president walked out of a newspaper cartoon and became president. This isn't even about politics at this point. It's about this specific guy being absolutely unfit for the job. I think people got tricked into thinking he's "just another republican president" from his first term because he was surrounded by smarter people who didn't let him run the country into the ground back then. Now he's surrounded by spineless incompetent clowns he himself picked. And Marco Rubio, who's doing his best to keep the country from combusting.
>>152564100>people got tricked into thinking he's "just another republican president"Someone who promises a sane Government before doing more of the liberal establishment's bidding? No, that sounds about right...
>>152563996Obama drone striked a us citizen, invested in a shitty solar startup, and wore a tan suit once. Donald Trump literally created a meme coin to take billions of dollars in anonymous bribes, is openly censoring broadcast television, and is arresting and deporting us citizens without cause. He is literally the most corrupt leader the world has seen in centuries, even other corrupt world leaders at least care a little bit about appearing legitimate. Not Donald. He knows he's untouchable because he's going to die before he gets out of office.
Hey kids! Comics!
>>152563178Oh neat, so that's where the sicko man works.
>>152564138I vaguely remember people saying that Obama felt the need to be an ultimately mediocre president because he didn't want to set a bad example as the first black US president, so I can't wait for the second black president to wreak havoc. Trump's second term showing just how fucking spineless the US government is shows the american people just how much bullshit the sitting president can apparently get away with. 2028-2030 should be even more interesting times when the new president comes in.
>>152564194>implying we'll ever see another election
>>152564220God, I hope not.
...why "pisseria"? Completely fucks the flow up. Makes it seem like he's insulting Pizza Hut even though the rest of the comic is in support of it.
>>152563474I need you to understand that having political convictions and being a team-sports partyfag are not the same thing
>>152564274Well anyone non-retarded with actual liberal or conservative convictions would hate both the democrat and the republican party.
>>152564274He'll never get that; his entire understanding of Government comes from 250 years of uninterrupted subversive rule that he hasn't even begun to question.
>>152563178Hmm, strange Kelly comic.I feel like it insists upon itself.
>>152564309>non-retarded>liberal Pick one.
>>152564253He's insulting the Sickosicilian mom-and-pop ready to take advantage of innocent, chain-supporting Americans.
>>152563245 I think you mean a unfounded conspiracy theory about child porn because an Italian was talking about getting Italian food on emails that was supposed to be personal and private.
>>152563178Pizza Hut had the second worst pizza I have ever eaten in my life, simultaneously dry and incredibly greasy. I have no idea how they pulled that off.The worst pizza was in a place in London that must have been some kind of a front for illegal activities cause I was the only customer and the pizza they served was both hideously expensive and absurdly bad, below frozen pizza level.
Say what you will about chain restaurants, I like some of them. Outback Steakhouse (no rules, just right) and Buca di Beppo are nice. I mean the steak at Outback isn't great, but the sides and desserts are good. I used to like Applebee's, but it's gone way downhill from the 2000s. Had it for the first time in decades recently and it sucked. You used to get an honest to god burger, now you get a cafeteria burger that tastes frozen (whether it is or isn't). The wings used to be better too. Part of it might be my memory is off, but I genuinely think it got worse too.
>>152564412Probably laundering money for some Russian oligarch. That pizza was probably literally a frozen store-bought pizza but prepared by someone who just wanted you to quickly leave and never come back.
>>152564481There's a pizza place we used to go to that was supposedly a money-laundering front for Russians, but the pizza was actually not bad. Plus they were the only place that served food at 4 on the morning.
>>152564412>>152564481Reminds me of a yelp review I saw of the Asian massage parlor here that got busted for prostitution. He complained about them giving him a shitting massage and just doing stuff like wiping him down with wet paper towels. Seems he went looking for a legitimate massage.
>>152564544typo, that should say "shitty massage."Shitting massage has a very different meaning.
