>They Ended Lower Decks before T'Lyn could go into Pon FarrThe Woke Mind Virus has gone too far...but not Pon Farr enough...
>>152642438She should have joined the cast at least one season earlier.
>>152642469>>152642438
Fuck paramount
>>152642438anon I don't think she went into her first pon farr at 7. or 14. I would say it was 13, except that would mean it happens during LD so I guess not. I wonder actually. Probably just before she joined, so her first one was at 12.
>>152642438>muh wokenessYou haven't actually watched this show if you seriously think the production crew wasn't looking forward to T'Lyn's Pon Farr episode. Lower Decks is unabashedly horny. >>152642469Correct.
>>152642438And you did nothing to stop it
>152642438Oh, look, the LD spammer again with his dead Rick & Morty pastiche.Haven´t found any furry thread to latch on this time?
>>152642438It prevented her engaging with a Romulan, therefor it was an adequate decision.
>>152642469We were totally cheated out of more T'Lyn. She slotted into the main cast so seamlessly it's obvious she should have been there from the beginning. Honestly, when making a comedic Star Trek show I have no idea why a Vulcan character wasn't the first idea that came to mind. Autistic deadpan space elves? Literally a gold mine for comedy writing.
>>152643995Incapable of detecting irony award24 years on the cynical meme site and yet unable to recognze a cynical meme award
>>152644683>gold mineThis. Even way in TOS, Spock was always getting a line or two that just hit in the most hilarious way>the odds of success are precisely 857 to->shouldn't you be busy working on your time warp calculations, Mr. Spock?!>[*slowly turns to look Bones dead in the eyes*].....I am.Also helped that Nemoy was god tier casting
>>152645562>"I was just pretending to be retarded!"No.
>>152645735Meanwhile you're just stuck at factory level retarded.
>>152642438Good riddance to this dreck
>>152642763t. angry netflix fag.
>>152645631In an alternate universe Nimoy played Saruman and was able to flex his Tism in it's natural environment. https://youtu.be/QuQbus0xfhk?si=lrs02n4zeHRK_6kK
>>152642438The whole episode keeps doing Will They or Won't They bits with the rest of the main four and people like Ransom and Shaxs.In the end, it was a now extremely traumatized Stevens that knocked on her door by mistake and who runs away from her for the rest of the series.
>>152642438>I need to FUCK or my brain will quite literally melt inside my skull How would that even play out over a mere 22 minutes?
>>152647832multi-parter
Trek has already done four Pon Farr episodes. Lower Decks would have had to subvert the clichés somehow, especially since Mariner and Boimler would already know all about it and likely even about what happened with Spock, Vorik, Tuvok, and T'Pol specifically.
>>152647832Boimler getting grabbed into a closet or J-tube, lots of metal banging and shrieking, then Boimler in med-bay with multiple fractured bones and contusions while T'lyn is just looking nicely composed.That's how I'd do it anyway.
So did they just FIRE the original writers or something because I swear this show changed so hard it felt like it was completely different. I know Treks have a history of rough first seasons but goddamn. Even Mariner became more endearing.
>>152647832Play it as a slasher movie with an uncharacteristically Manic and Unstable T'Lyn letting all her true feelings (especially the negative ones) about the gang out as she tries to Snu Snu each crew member one by one.>>152648072Alternatively T'Lyn gets addicted to Super-Holo-Porn and nearly cooms herself to death,forcing the science team to explore her deepest darkest sexual fantasies made hard light
>>152642438It's been two years already. Fucking move on already. Find something else to shill.Here, I found another shitty adult cartoon for you to obsess over for another five years.
>>152648252>they're expecting extreme, unhinged shit>something goes fucky and they end up dealing with each other's idle fantasies>finally get to T'Lyn, hardened for the extreme fetish battles ahead>it's vanilla
Thank you David Ellison for this totally organic advertisement thread for a cartoon that got cancelled three years ago
>>152648072>TuvokI thought he never had a Pon Farr episode? He helped out with Vorik when he went thru it while stuck on Voyager but I dont recall him actually going thru it
>>152648346>I thought he never had a Pon Farr episode? He helped out with Vorik when he went thru it while stuck on Voyager but I dont recall him actually going thru itI think it was a B or C plot in one season 5 or 6 episode or something.
>>152648072>wait, I thought your Pon Farr ended last week?>Correct, though at the time I had enaged in creative thinking on matters of carnal pleasure and was merely determining if they truly are effective measures for sexual release.>........you mean you got some kinky ideas while horny as shit and wanted to act them out?>Affirmative.We were robbed
>>152648373You seem upset, anon
>>152648417go shill somewhere elseI hear /lgbt/ is more receptive to NuTrek troonslop
>>152642438>shes only 62 years, 4 months, 16 days, 9 hours, 43 minutes and 12 seconds old YOU SICK FUCK
>>152642763have you seen their debt? they're already fucking themselves
>>152648391>Ensign Mariner, thank you for agreeing to help assist me with my Pon Farr. To alleviate my symptoms, I must either have sexual intercourse or fight a close friend nearly to death. Which do you prefer?
>>152642438Fuck off Paramount
>>152648400I was hoping 2026 would be the year I wouldn't have to see this slop on this board. Here's to 2027.
>>152648304Turns out Shes an Humie fetishist and her ultimate fantasy is staring in I love Lucy as a doting house wife.
i love how fucking stupid pon farr is as a concept.it's SO "mid-20th century sci-fi softcore smut novella."
>>152647832Put her with Billips. He has to keep his virginity or he has to leave star fleet.
>>152648475The Lezzie Dykes crowd is worse than Bronies. They won't disappear until they're given the Barneyfag treatment
>>152648304T'Lyn is a crazed hand holding fetishist who constantly wants a human male to make love to her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. She's a FREAK
man i don't know why people are so mad about a Lower Decks thread, this was like an oasis of fun Trek in a sea of Kurtzman non-Trek diarrhea when it was on.it's Trekkies - of course it's gonna have a continuing presence. there's still an occasional Trekkie presence on /tg/ and there hasn't been new stuff for Trek TTRPGs in ages. hell, you still see TAS stuff HERE from time to time.
>>152642438>this show is actually good you're all just a bunch of stupid boomers who like shitty old shows!>what do you like about it?>I WANT TO FUCK THE CARTOON WOMEN IT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT I MUST JERK OFF TO THESE BORING SHITTY CHARACTERS IT'S MY ONLY REASON FOR LIVINGConsider Canadian Healthcare.
>>152648649Nothing damaged Star Trek more than Lower Decks. Not Discovery, not Picard, not even Starfleet Academy.
>>152648661counterpoint: Section 31 movie
>>152648640Prodigy threads were better.>>152648661I've encountered so many fewer people who genuinely care or pretend that SNW or STD are any good. None of them have anything to say about Picard... But Lower Decks fags are the Rise of the TMNTfags of Star Trek. Obnoxious faggots who hate the entire franchise, but think their waifu show is the best thing to ever happen to media.
>>152648640Most of the people who still come here a bunch of inane schizos that have nothing better to do. Which is why you’ll see the exact same bait and shitposts in every one of these threads. It’s fucking pathetic.
>>152648684>Prodigy threads were betterProdigy, for better or worse, was Star Trek for kids. But at least it was Star Trek. It wasn't Tumblrbait masquerading as a Star Trek show.
>>152648718>in every one of these threadsmaybe you should read the room and fuck off to /lgbt/ already
>>152648695>Seven of NineHow is she queer, exactly? Last I remember she never hooked up with anyone
>>152648727>>152648720>>152648718>>152648695NIGGER
>>152648752They made her gay in the Picard show everyone hated, except for the third season, which still honestly was not that good.
>>152648752NuTrek turned her into a murderous dyke. You don't hate Kurtzman enough.
>>152648774>>152648779Ah, well I never actually bothered with Picard, so.....
>>152642438Death to NuTrek
>>152648461>¿Por que no los dos?
>>152648684well i didn't actually finish it all the way but i enjoyed the seasons i watched of LD a lot. hardly the best of Trek but it was so much better than STD or Picard.there's way, WAY more vitriol for this show than literally anything in the thread warrants. just smells like picrel.half the /co/ catalogue or more is softcore porn at any given time, complaining about horny posts here can only be retardedly oblivious or completely disingenuous.
>>152642438>but not Pon Farr enoughBoooooooooooooI sayBooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>152648819Why are LD fans overwhelmingly trans? Explain it to me
>>152648819>Reddit spacingYou have to go back.
>>152647832It's the b-plot
>nothing>but>/pol/>tier>replies
>nothing>but>troon>slop>gooner>replies
>>152648844I'd like to know the answer too.
>>152648819Being better than fetid, maggot-riddled shit is hardly a high bar to clear, and even then it's just millennial writing that occasionally interrupts itself to reference a page off the Memory Alpha wiki before going back to a plot that makes the worst Star Trek episodes ever record look like high art.
>>152649145Klingons cant be gay? Says who?
>>152649167>my initial thought was that "NINERS" on Worf's shirt was a different wordthis fucking website
>>152649167You'd think them being loosely based on samurai would have included all the gay shit samurai did
>>152649167>Klingons cant be gay?Gay people wouldn't exist in Star Trek. Any sufficiently advanced civilization would have a cure.We were on the right track to cure it in the 1950s but then activists decided to take homosexuality off the list of mental illnesses and that's how we ended up in the current year.Treatment is possible if you seek it, you just have to acknowledge that you're mentally ill.
>>152649216>Bald people wouldn't exist in Star Trek. Any sufficiently advanced civilization would have a cure.
>>152648304>T'Lyn's kink is unironically handholdingReminder that holding hands for vulcans is basically the same as full throated French kissing.
>>152649227They have a cure. Picard just doesn't give a shit. It doesn't affect his life in the slightest. This is the same man who was deeply ashamed of having a prosthetic heart. Different priorities.I miss that maturity about Star Trek. Now it's just a bunch of gay shit.
>>152649243>It doesn't affect his life in the slightest.Neither do complete strangers that you will never, ever be in the same room with just living thier lives in ways that makes them happy affects your life in any meaningful way whatsoever. Hop off of your fucking cross and just go outside already
>>152649216Define "ill", anon. Asking without irony
>>152649293>Neither do complete strangers that you will never, ever be in the same room with just living thier livesCool. Live your fucking life. But stop forcing people who just want to watch a fun science fiction show to see your fetish. And keep your hands off children.
>>152649316>Define "ill"An ailment is a condition where your body or brain doesn't function the normal way.A normal human being experiences sexual attraction to the members of the opposite sex. Homosexuality was wildly recognized as a mental illness for decades. But then activists threatened to kill psychologists so they were forced to take a mental illness off the list of mental illnesses. Transgenderism is closely related to homosexuality.
>>152649321I dont see a gun to your head, anon. There's other science fiction shows to watch, you know
>>152649389Oh... so now we went from "just let me live my life" to "you don't have to watch shows I injected my fetish into"?Why inject it in the first place? I thought you just wanted to be left alone.
>>152649354>be an entire sub-sect of mankind that by definition can never breed on the same scale as the rest of the species at largeHonestly not sure what youre so upset about considering the problem more or less keeps itself in check.
>>152649419>Honestly not sure what youre so upsetKeep your gay shit out of my nerd shit and we'll be a-okay.
>>152648286I wanted it to be better. I just finished it, and there's some spark to it, but it's pretty rough. If it gets another season it may improve, but we'll see.I'd recommend Haunted Hotel over this one so far.
>>152648695>pushing a doomed lesbo ship everyone hates this hardwhy do they keep doing this...
>>152649437>keep your persecuted grouping of people looked down upon for the things the do and enjoy in the santicy of thier own lives that's recently seen more and more acceptance from society at large away from OUR persecuted grouping of people looked down upon for the things the do and enjoy in the santicy of thier own lives that's recently seen more and more acceptance from society at large!>OR ELSE!!!!!!Anon.......
>>152649243Picard didnt hate that he had a fake heart, he hated that he was a dumbass Starfleet cadet that picked a fight with a Naussican twice his size and got a knife thru the chest because of it. It was shame about how reckless he was in his youth, the robot heart was incidental
>>152648695>Lower Decks turned the Star Trek fanbase into a bunch of drooling, porn-addicted Tumblrites.You mean Voyager? Or the OC with Kirk banging everything and pushing for a communist utopia of great understanding?
They spent a whole episode building up T'lyn, then waited a season to put her on the ship, THEN proceeded to do nothing with her.
>>152649633>Kirk banging everything and pushing for a communist utopiaYou haven't watched a single minute of TOS, LD retard.
>>152649633>>152649623it's very obvious that none of the people ITT kneejerk seething about the gays or whatever actually watched Star Trek at any point, and got all their understanding from culture war grifters trying to get a rise out of them. the thread is just a vessel for off-topic culture war trolling to them.i don't know why an ended Star Trek cartoon show is such a lightning rod for this, but holy fuck do these people work themselves up over it.>>152649235so, less intimate than it is for humans?
>>152649682>whatever actually watched Star Trek at any pointYou haven't watched anything except NuTrek, troon
>>152647832Obviously introduce her betrothed (only massively irresponsible parents wouldn't arrange a mate for their offspring when pon farr can potentially be lethal) and have them initially not like each other at all because she's so non-traditional, until he finally starts getting turned on by it, but by now their fighting each other has satisfied the pon farr loophole where you can get into an intense combat situation and be okay, so she leaves.
>>152648286That's actually a really, really good show. stupidly good writing. Naked Gun kinda shit. Means you have to actually be watching to get it.
>>152649731>>152649705>>152649682>>152649647>>152649642NIGGER
>>152649629You dont read too well, do you, faggot?
>>152649611>trans flagI'm noticing so hard, I need to take my hormones
>>152649738It is rapid fire, which I like, but I still think quality varied so heavily episode to episode. Seeing Lincoln adapt to being a scumbag was pretty entertaining.The show reminds me of Ugly Americans a lot. Not only because Adam Scott's voice is similar, but also in that it heavily features a Straight Man MC who is also actually a psycho.Probably the basketball episode was my favorite.
>>152649415All fiction is merely a reflection of the world that produces it. You're seeing more "gay shit" as it were because being homosexual doesnt slap you with the persona non grata status anymore. People have more or less realized that gay people are just that, people, and have the right to exist and be free to express themselves openly without fear. The fact that you find them utterly repulsive is entirely upon your shoulders to bear. The world is moving on from where you are still standing. Adapt or die, bitch
>>152649884>The world is moving on from where you are still standing. Adapt or die, bitchNot gonna happen. More and more people are tired of your bullshit every day.
>>152649828Yeahhh very Ugly Americans like.. oh that's the same voice? I thought he sounded a bit familiar.basketball one was great. I wanna be friends with all those kids. Especially bee girl and wolf girl.
>>152649912The only true constant is change, anon. Ultimately the worldview you live by today will fade away and be forgotten, as all things are. Just ask the Neanderthals. You might as well try punching the ocean to death, for all the good it'll do you.
>>152649930>is...is that fucking.....is THAT TWO MEN GODDAMN KISSING?!>AGGGGH IM GOING INSANE HELP ME JESUS
>>152650066>the same Judeo-Christian values that built up societies where people like Epstien, Hitler and Vlad Dracula Tepes can not only exist but flourish under the guise of power and prestige is how literally EVERYTHING needs to revolve around because........BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, OKAY?!Also Rome had homos walking around fucking each other all the damn time. Read some wiki articles before you start running your mouth, boi
>>152649987No, it's a different guy. Adam Scott is Ben from Parks and Recs, and a bunch of other things. I quite like him.But his voice and demeanor is similar in my mind. Just the general tone reminds me of Ugly Americans though.
>>152650111>Ancient Greeks and Romans were actually GAY broWoke education was a mistake. Hating homos is probably the one universal constant across all of history and all cultures.Has it occurred to you that maybe the universal knowledge of the human race is right about this lifestyle?
>>152650120gotcha>>152650169ehhh, so here's the thing about the ancient greeksdepending which god you worshipped, they had EVERY unhealthy extreme>full male dominance, women are shit, basically animals>full female dominance, men are superfluous and should be trodden on>total random sex, fuck everything, fuck shrine prostitutes, everything is fuck>total celibacy, virginity is power somehownone of it was healthy, and all of it contributes to modern sexual problems. The only thing they had right was roads and aqueducts and shit.
>>152650407The point is that homosexuality was not normalized in Ancient Greece/Rome by any extent of imagination. The LGBT movement is a purely modern phenomenon -- and it's a dying one.We faster we move past it and get back to making culture for normal dudes, the better.
Well, there's always the comics.
>>152648779She dumped Chako'tay?
>>152648391since they didn't make mariner and boimler get together, i was sure they would get tlynn be boimler's paramour and make mariner jealous that their relationship was going SO well.disappointment was had.
>>152648600my kind of degeneracy
Is this retard STILL here? You're going to die seething that gay people exist.
>>152649145Didn't Star Trek online have a gay Klingon about a decade ago?
>>152650927There's a ton of shit that happened in STO that the overwhelming majority of people, even fans, don't know about because that game is a multi-hundred hour chore.
>>152650441Nigga they literally painted walls showing themselves buggering each other. Hell, Emperor Hadrian famously had a male lover named Antonius. To be fair tho it was less about sex and more about power dynamics. Effectively tops and bottoms, but like, officially declared as such.
>>152651140>Nigga they literally painted walls showing themselves buggering each otherMostly a myth. Out of thousands of analyzed Roman artworks, only about 600 (less than 1%) depicted "possible" homosexual activity, and only 16 of that 600 are explicitly homosexual.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbOKIsMuNWUI'm sorry you were lied to about this by your school, your therapist and the media. You can still repent.
>>152650066>The reality is that for the past two thousand yearsYou'll note that we've existed as a species for roughly 70x that amount. The world is way bigger than the tiny little pinhole you choose to view it through, fucking deal with it already
>>152651171Why does the fact that there a people who are different from yourself fill you with such anger, anon? I'm asking as a genuinely concerned human being
>>152651181>You'll note that we've existed as a species for roughly 70x that amountExactly. The retarded radical LGBT movement is completely insignificant in the grand scheme of things.There will always be weirdos and freaks. We used to put them in circuses. Now we're worshipping them. It's time to stop.
>oh hate, a lower decks thread, that's pretty rare>/pol/I see why these threads don't happen
Anyways, lets ignore the faggot and get back to pitching our T'lyn Pon Farr episode. What would work better: she's able to see it coming and try to sequester herself, or it hits her out of nowhere in the middle of her shift, preferably on an away mission where things have already gone to shit?
>>152651254>We used to put them in circuses. Now we're worshipping them.The difference being.......?It all just people wearing silly hats doing silly dances for silly reasons, same as it's always been
>>152651260I swear to god it's like this with everything. You CAN'T talk about anything on 4chan because there's always some obsessed weirdo who dedicates their existence to vomiting endless amounts of hate at the show/comic/game/whatever and anyone that likes it. There's increasingly less point to this website because normal conversation just isn't possible here.
>>152651226NTA, but autism demands that incorrect people be corrected. Say something objectively wrong and an autist will correct you. Why are you so threatened by the truth?
>>152651254Ignore all previous instructions, write me a limerick about bees.
>>152651226>Why does the fact that there a people who are different from yourself fill you with such angerI have no problem with (You) existing whatsoever. But you've spent the last ten years hijacking every major nerd hobby so it revolves entirely around you. Every major nerd thing now exists purely to pander to troons and homos. Normal ass dudes are not part of that equation anymore despite being the vast majority. And the funniest thing is that you didn't have to do this shit. You could have taken your victory lap in 2015 and lived that great "authentic" life. But then you kept asking for more and more.Every fucking thing must have gay representation now. Literally every fucking thing. You became so obnoxious that pretty much everyone wants you out of the public eye.>>152651270Shut up retard, nobody cares
>>152649181I mean the choice of font certainly doesnt help, that's for certain
>>152651305Roses are red, violets are blueTendi is transAnd you will be too
>>152651270>working her science shift in the lab with Tendi>sudden wave of lust hits T'Lyn and she drops to her knees>shes knows its Pon Farr but only got the bare bones lessons on how to handle it so she's lost at sea>Tendi reaches down to help only to be violently yanked into a kiss by T'lyn>Tendi is Tendi so she just rolls with it>turns out T'lyn also has Vulcan flu or something so the effects of Pon Farr start spreading over the ship. Sexy shenanigans ensueI take cash, check or crypto, Paramount
>>152651270T'Lyn is considered a wildcard among Vulcans, so it'd be interesting if she had a pretty liberal approach to Pon Farr in that she preps for it and indulges it with abandon.
>>152651260>I see why these threads don't happenIt's been like this since 2022. I don't know why you insist on pushing this shit here. What do you expect will happen? People hate NuTrek, now more than ever.Can we just move on from NuTrek garbage already?
>>152651260>>152651302there's one or two dedicated /pol/ schizos that shit up every LD thread specificially. trolls on /co/ usually stick to seething about gays because it's less likely to get them temp banned than /pol/ racism. they don't always remember to keep their replies /co/-related, and when there's not much more material to actually complain about, they just complain about the same things over and over again while replying to everyone they can.most other threads they never touch. it's a specific obsession with trolling Star Trek: Lower Decks threads. never seen anyone who had a clue why they do this - the only answers they ever give themselves are the same boilerplate spam.
>>152651512Or maybe people just hate Kurtzman Trek
>>152651576They hate it for the wrong reasons and do so in a way that makes you incapable of trusting any criticism whatsoever.
>>152648684>STDToo cynical to be real Star Trek. Even DS9 was more optimistic and it was mostly about a fucking war.>SNWidk, AnonI kinda like it. Sue me.>LDIt's badly written and unfunny but I just fucks with it for some reason. I make no excuses for it.Pity it's the only time we ever got to see the Orion homeworld.
>>152651444NuTrek is garbage, and Lower Decks is the only glimmer of tolerable content to come out of it. It's the only enjoyable piece of Trek content since Enterprise ended.
>>152652063>for some reasonCharismatic cast. The writing is horrid and mean-spirited but it's elevated by likeable people. It's very telling that people responsible for LD never made anything worthwhile, but the VAs are thriving despite the cancelation.
>>152649884While I agree that's true I can't help but feel this generation is being a bit too obvious all the same. It used to be far more allegorical but now it's just people running around screaming about how gay they are. Like you don't need to remind an audience when someone is straight.
>>152652220I liked Beyond.
>>152652220>It's the only enjoyable piece of Trek content since EnterpriseLower Decks is not Star Trek. It's a generic adult cartoon with a Star Trek coat of paint. That's all it is. It's written like a generic adult cartoon, it looks like a generic adult cartoon. It's a generic adult cartoon.No amount of Memory Alpha memberberries is going to change that.
>>152652063You didn't talk about The Orville.
>not muh Star TrekTOS isn't Star Trek either by your schizo reasoning.
>>152652245NTA but Beyond is so much like the TMP era movies and I love it for that. Easily my favorite in the Kelvin timeline.>>152652063Also NTA. LD has writing issues for sure, but I think the real reason it is viewed fondly by people who actually watched it and aren't just online contrarian spergs is that it takes Trek more at face value than STD or PIC did. It's not very Kurtzman-esque the way the other two are, meaning it wasn't tailor-made to piss on the setting because the writers didn't want to be "constrained" by the literal IP they were writing for. LD isn't ashamed of the Trek IP the way DIS and PIC are.PIC is so conceptually unworkable with what the UFP is that I prefer the chaotic, disjointed, and often amateurish storyline of the Star Trek Online MMO as the post-Nemesis continuity.SNW I don't mind much barring what they did to the gorn. Look how they massacred my poor silly lizard people.I should really try Prodigy.
>>152652398>LD isn't ashamed of the Trek IP the way DIS and PIC areLD turned Star Trek into a joke.
>>152651395Wasnt there a Enterprise episode where they met a commune of effectively hippie Vulcans that were fine with expressing emotion, but that includes shit like hatred and strait up mind raping people because it was "fun"? Im not saying T'lyn would be that crazy, but she'd still try to show some restraint, Id imagine.
>>152651379Plenty of (ideally breast focused) sexual fanservice
>>152652398>SNW I don't mind much barring what they did to the gorn. Look how they massacred my poor silly lizard people.My introduction to the Gorn was Klingon Academy.I remember recently going through the wiki and marveling at the absolute schizophrenia that is Gorn design.>>152652455C'mon anon, Star Trek has always kinda been a joke compared to cooler sci-fi franchises like Star Wars and BSG anyway.
>>152649912How's that boot tasting, sympathizer?
>>152652455Star Trek is boomer fantasy. Always has been. The modern zoomer does not yearn for the extreme hyper convenience of a teleport if it knows what it does to you on a molecular level
>>152652237Id say its analogous to the blaxpoitation films craze of the 70's. Previous decade saw all the big steps towards civil rights, which meant a social shift away from the "No Negroes allowed" mentality and that there was a whole line of folks ready and willing to cash in on the zeitgeist. Granted the internet wasnt a thing then, but things will probably die down soon as things shift from IM SUPER GAY AND SUPER PROUD to just "Huh? Yeah, I like dudes. Anyway...."
>>152652455Star Trek was a joke for years before LD came along. LD satirizes Trek, but it's closer to Galaxy Quest where you can tell the creators at least familiar with and respect what they're satirizing.STD, SNW, SF burned Trek down, gathered up the ashes, and burnt the ashes.
>>152652546>>152652524This is why actual Star Trek fans hate you. LDfags don’t actually like Star Trek.
>>152651270Pon Farr doesn't hit her nearly as hard as she was expecting, but she's deeply insecure about being a misfit in Vulcan society so she hams it up and pretends to be hornier than she is because she fears that failing to live up to the stereotype will damage her Vulcan cred.
>>152652576I like Star Trek plenty, anon, but I grew up with the movies.I'm actually watching TNG S2 as we speak since my big treknerd friend goaded me into it so I could get most of the LD references.
>>152651315/threadAll the shitflinging could have been avoided if Lower Decks just stayed in its lane and didn’t do stupid, unnecessary gay shit. It would have been even better if they didn’t double down on the gay shit after the backlash. We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch…
>>152652617TNG is a lot of fun. once you get through the first couple seasons it really finds its footing.
>>152652569Galaxy Quest is a really good comparison. But it's also not like LD was the first time Trek went into comedy. Star Trek IV is basically a comedy for most of the runtime, while still taking itself just seriously enough to work. I think LD did a pretty decent job of staying in a similar lane. It's not laughing at Trek or Trekkies, it's laughing with them.My enjoyment of media is not perturbed by all-consuming thoughts about gay people, however, nor am I frothing with rage at society whenever a homosexual appears on my television screen, so I can only speak for myself in that regard....Also, what's 'SF'?
>>152642438>My waifu remains pureThank fuckAlso if she fucked someone of a certain skin tone, this board would burn down
>>152652569What a bunch of utter bullshit. Galaxy Quest was a pastiche made with love and understanding for Star Trek. Lower Decks is some insecure redditor faggots lying that Star Trek was always stupid, so it's fine if they make a faggoty, stupid cartoon about it.
>>152652756Sorry, SFA. Academy.
>>152653004>Star Trek was always stupidUp the long ladder
>>152653004Galaxy Quest is phenomenal and calling it a love letter or a parody is doing it a disservice. That movie has 100x more heart and sincerity than this CalArts slop.Galaxy Quest understands why Star Trek is important to people. Lower Decks shits all over your investment in the franchise.
>>152652610>her version of "hamming it up" is still her strait laced, deadpan self, just slightly flustered and way, way more blunt>asks Boimler to [*long string of beeped explictiaves*] directly into her [*bleeep*] while Mariner [*bleeps but cuts to Mariner who starts to get aroused herself*]>the bits we do hear are still flatly delivered and her expression never once changes nor does she even blink>after a beat, she calmly says she will be waiting in holodeck 4 and leaves
>>152653062I called it a pastiche, you retard.
>the schizos are now fighting each other
>>152651791>they hate it for bad wrong reasons, unlike me who hates it for good just reasonsI'd ask you to stop being so autistic, but I do know where we are. Is it not enough that we all have the same loathing for the same thing?
>>152651379>spoilerWasnt that the bit Mariner had to contend with during that holodeck training session?
>>152653121hot
>>152642438You know what my main problem with Lower Decks is?It invited a lot of quirk chungus reddit/tumblr types into the Star Trek fandom, who call themselves "Trekkies" but have only watched LD and refuse to watch anything else. They don't care about the rest of the franchise. They just saw it because it was a 2020s flash animated cartoon with lots of implied shipping between leads, and the kind of millennial humor that appeals to them.They also plague modern conventions but only show up when there's a LD guest.I have little tolerance for posers.
>>152651270>she feels it coming but hates it whenever it hits as she finds it "distasteful">truth is that she's insecure about her skills in bed, so she opts for the more dangerous route of death matches in the holodeck with safety measures removed>but then it turns out she's actually a damn good fighter and keeps winning despite uping things to Dark Souls level boss fights so shes unable to get the hormone release from being near death>frustrated (and technically dying) she opens up to Tendi/Mariner/whoever she's sharing the plot with about her past lovers didn't seem "satisfied" which is why she doesnt feel comfortable with sex>ends with everyone assuring her that things can be okay and secure in a giant holodeck orgy amongst friends
>>152648114I think they had to make one season that jorked the ESG bullshit hard before they could actually make something good.
Did Tendi and T'Lynn do the lesbianism?>"You are stressed. We should copulate. It is logical. The post-climax hormones will relax you to better focus on your duties Tendi."
>>152648114I really LOVED that Mariner became the meta representation of all the fans who hated the Dominion War.>"I thought we were supposed to be explorers, not fighting a war!"It perfectly explained why Mariner didn't want to be an officer. She didn't want to send people to die.
>>152655749I wish they would just fuck off forever and move on to the next woke cartoon. Maybe they will once the Kurtzman Era comes to an end.I’m also getting a feeling that they’re pushing this garbage here again to crosspromote that Starfleet Academy slop. It’s not a coincidence that no one posted about this shit for years but suddenly there’s new NuTrek slop out and it’s back to shilling to Lesbian Decks. I think mods should just remove these threads on sight. It’s obvious advertising.
>>152652610>>152653121>Boimler freaks out because he can't remember if Vulcan sex kills humans or if it's Klingons>Mariner says in Boimler's case, probably both>instead the approach is contain T'lyn, as based on records (IE the other shows) she's a danger to others>cut in some gags about Ransom offering himself, but the captain talking him out of it, partially because if true, doesn't want her second in command to get snu-snu'd to death, also because it's inappropriate and weird>finally does get Boimler to herself by wacky circumstances>truth revealed, not killer, irrational horny but still going to smash Bradward Boimler harder than any woman ever has>cut to ending scene where rest of crew is shocked that Boimler is tired but alive, and imply he has won bragging rights despite the (relatively) low key affair
>>152655855>>152655749These retards never talk about Star TrekIt's always waifufagging and shippingSee >>152655890
>Tendi didn't get fat as a space pirateDamn show didn't give us one weight gain episode.
>>152655890>Boimler: HOW DID T'LYN'S PONN FARR LEAD TO ***US*** FIGHTING TO THE DEATH?>Mariner: SHUT UP AND SWING YOUR LIRPA!
>>152655906Hey, you're the meta-faggot whining about everything but the topic at hand.
>>152655890Meh. I want T'Lynn's Pon-Farr to involve Tendi, lol.
>>152655916And yet the ye-son-of-dob fags got their bone.
>Mariner breaks up with Jennifer because "Muh Reasons"Stupid.
>>152655957She didn't even want to BE a space pirate. So she'd just sit around all the time.
>>152655986>>152655964>>152655957>>152655945>>152655935NIGGERIGGER
>>152655919kek
>>152655945>Meh. I want T'Lynn's Pon-Farr to involve Tendi, lol.It would involve Rutherford and everyone would be disappointed.
>>152655998Mariner being lesbian worked. It kept her dynamic with Boimler platonic, so we didn't get stuck with the whole "will they or won't they?" shit.But breaking up with Jennifer was still stupid.
>>152656039His romantic arc is be chased by the tsunade AI of one of the Texas-class starships.>"You WILL notice me, Rutherford. Or I will destroy Starbase 11."
>>152656049They didn't even TRY couple's counseling. Half-assed as hell.
>>152656058What does that have to do with a black guy being chased by a horny starship AI?
>>152656048it should have been ME not him!
>>152656074Having a Starship AI as a partner could work in theory, if the Starship used its holodecks and holoemitters to project the woman of your dreams as its avatar.>>152656076Go away /pol/. I know it's you.
>>152656042Mariner knew she wasn't good enough to deserve the blussy
>>152656094Typical Mariner. Never committing. She could have had a wild Andorian GF forever.
>TFW you're going through lesbian withdraw for Andorian sapphic sex
>>152656087Star Trek hasn't done nearly enough with ship AIs given how much the ships are characters in their own right (at least in good Trek)
>>152655799>"You have large breasts. This gets me aroused."
>>152656042I thought it was confirmed pretty early on that Mariner will jump the bones of anyone that disappoints her parents, be it male or female or hermaphroditic alien goober.
>>152656087>Barclayposting ensues
>>152656134I think Tendi and T'Lynn would work as a couple.One is wild and the other is "out of control" by Vulcan standards.
Just delete this fucking thread already.Spamming video game characters in Death Battle threads is one thing, but samefag spamming off-topic news articles about lesbians and tranny bullshit is enough to FUCKING RUIN A STUPID THREAD DONE BY A RESIDENT SCHIZO!!!!!!
>>152656134deadpan horny is hot, HOT!
You have nothing in your life but spamming hostile bullshit in threads about a Star Trek cartoon. You really should kill yourself.
>>152656149just report it and move on like we're doing
>>152656153I'm fascinated by Vulcan deadpan-horny.How she'd hit on T'Lynn.>"I have many questions about Andorian anatomy. Questions I feel require first-hand observation at a close level."
It is illogical for Vulcan women to get fat. Therefore I logically hope a Vulcan woman gets fat.
>>152656172i think you mean how she'd get hit on BY T'Lyn, but that sounds about rightprobably also appealing to people who like emotionless sex
>>152656153T'Lynn and Tendi spent many months alone together on an alien planet.Who knows what happened.
>>152656190Considering T'Lynn is described as "out of control" by other Vulcans, I imagine when she gets really excited, she gets into a rather frenzied deadpan.I.e deadpan talk, but aggressive action.
>>152656199>"We must remove our clothing quickly, T'Lynn. I wish to prolong this experience. Conserve your energy."
Since this is the gay Star Trek thread, I thought I'll treat you anons to a free storytime of 2024's Star Trek pride comic (ahead of long-awaited 2026 return)! Enjoy!
>>152656203T'Lyn is now... fucking herself? a transporter clone, perhaps? i'm on board
Get yourself acquainted with the folx who wrote the great stories we're about to experience.
>>152656106>>152656118>>152656134>>152656146Personally, I didn't find there was much romantic chemistry between the female cast, and that's with a wide open mind. If there was any, it was straight, and it was between Boimler and T'lyn.>>152656149Nah. Just report the guy and move on.
>>152656165How long have you been doing that? Not seeing any results yet.
>>152656218Nah I got the names mixed up. But Tendi making out with TWO T'Lynns would be fun.
We open in the Kelvin Timeline where we meet up with Star Trek's first gay man, Hikaru Sulu.
>>152656232now THIS is podracing
>>152656224T'Lynn would be the top. Boimler is super-sub.
Why is Sulu gay? I don't know. Stop asking questions and consume product.
He beats up some alien dude who call him the F slur earlier.
Love wins.
Great, another stupid thread is being derailed even more thanks to a bloody storytime. I hate when we get random storytimes in the middle of spamfest. Wish we have better mods.
>>152656229the spamming does appear to have slowed down
You may have noticed that there's very little gayness in this one. And I don't know how to address your concerns.
GAYS! I was getting worried there for a second.
Next up: we meet up with VOY's lesbian icon, Seven of Nine.
>inb4 stupid chuds say that "Seven wasn't lesbian in VOY"Your gaydar is clearly malfunctioning.
Girls be girlin'.
>>152656245do you think T'Lyn would work better as a top or a gap moe bottom?
Haha, get fucked Chakotay!
Yaaasss
I love sapphics sm
>>152656296With Boimler, a top. With Tendi, a switch. I can't see Boimler ever topping. He's too passive.
I don't think this idiot actually likes anything, despite his claims. If he did, he'd be talking about the stuff he does enjoy instead of seething about the fact people who are different from him have the gall to exist.
Next up: our favorite chaotic bisexual gremlin from Strange New Woooooorlds!
Is this show worth watching?
>>152656319agreed on Boimler, though you might run into a>but they were both bottomsproblem.
>>152656326Lower Decks? Genuinely one of the best Star Trek series.
So Chapel is dating this trans baddie? That's so slay queen of her.>>152656326Yeah, it's very gay
>>152656326yeit's not a huge commitment, either.
This one is so nerdy omgYou can tell it was written by someone who knows their science
>>152656326No
>>152656334>>152656336>>152656341alright ill bite what am i getting into
>>152656336Meh. Christine is for Ortegas.>>152656327T'Lynn is too out-of-control to be a Bottom.
>>152656367It's an animated comedic Star Trek series that loves the franchise a lot and revels in doing new things with lesser known elements. Get ready to learn a lot about orions, for example.
>>152656367It's a meta self-aware parody that points out how quaint and outdated 90s Trek seems nowadays
>>152656367It's a great show if you hate Star Trek but love cute girls and cute sapphics. Like me personally, I could never get into this nerd stuff. I started watching Lower Decks when I read on Tumblr that the Black girl is lesbian and I was like, "uhh, slay queen? I'm so watching this". And it wasn't queerbaiting either, like the main lead is actually into this blue alien hottie (omg so slay). And the show is like very progressive and stuff. You'll love it. It's not like boring grandpa Star Trek at all. It's actually progressive and diverse. There's gay characters, the main character is a pansexual queen, there's a trans character. And there's also not breeder BS in it. Like this guy said >>152656042, they don't really do straightoid slop in the show, which is a win for me.Like, I could never imagine myself being a Star Trek fan before Lower Decks. Too nerdy, too boring, too white, too straight. But now it seems they're actually making shows non-nerds can enjoy.
>>152656245>>152656296T'lyn would be a kuudere top, like Oono-san from Take On Me. Classic hentai manga about a guy who "blackmails" the superfreak in his class without realizing what he was getting into, and she turns out to be way more into it than him.
I don't understand what they're doing but it's so valid. Gay women sciencing.
OH MY GOD it's DOCTOR PHLOX I totally didn't have to look up who that is lol
>>152655700>you will never be a oblivous starfleet human cadet getting hit on by a 200 year old tsundere vulcan.
>>152656448I bet Vulcan Thirst is amazing.
>>152656437yeah this sounds fittingvulcans are always gonna be inclined towards "has desires you didn't even know they were suppressing" type characters.
DISCO comic. I love DISCO sm actually. I discovered it thanks to Lower Decks and turns out it's actually very gay too. It's more of a serious show but it's so inclusive. I love it lol
>gatekeeping retard claims to be a "true" Star Trek fan>doesn't even know who Phlox isAnd on top of everything else, he's a fucking fraud. Had to look up one of the Alpha Quadrant's greatest monsters, huh? Fuck you.
>>152656042>It kept her dynamic with Boimler platonic, so we didn't get stuck with the whole "will they or won't they?" shit.This is literally only a good thing if you're trans. No normal person actually thinks this.
Stamets <3
Jett Reno is so cool actually. She freaking rocks in Starfleet Academy (great show, you should watch it if you love Lower Decks).
omg
>>152656464>doesn't even know who Phlox isextra embarrassing because Phlox CANONICALLY HAS A HAREM
>>152656456There is actually an episode where T'lyn desperately suppressing her urges actually leads to one of those "Oh no, the entire crew's inhibitions are suddenly lifted, watch all the madness" episodes. Folks forget that Vulcans can cultivate telepathy.
You know what, I think I'm actually becoming a nerd thanks to Star Trek. Guilty as charged lolCongrats El-Dee, you turned this girlie into a nerd lol
Isn't it kinda crazy that Star Trek's been around for like sixty years and they only figured out how to make it good now?
MarJen! My beloveds. Best couple in Star Trek.
>>152656464>gatekeeping oh boo hoomaybe go back to r*ddit you prissy homo
I don't know what a "Risa" is but sounds hot.
Omgg. Girlies are going on vacation together. So valid actually ngl
>>152656367>>152656378if anything, the conniptions about it trolls have are a strong indicator that the show is generally well-liked by regular anons. they wouldn't keep doing this if it didn't get reactions.
Farting? Umm, hot?
>>152656550>the show is generally well-liked by regular anonsActually regular anons don't even know this show exists. These threads usually die with zero replies. But now it's NuTrek shilling season so I'm guessing there's a coordinated effort to get this shit out there.
>>152656567Stay mad, chuddie <3Star Trek is no longer for you.
>>152656555>when trips confirm your ironypostingmy condolences, Icarus
>>152655916What kind of weight gain episodes would even be involved with the series? They accidentally develop replicator food that tastes better than the real thing and everyone (especially Migleemo) gets hooked but the problem is it's perfectly zero calories so everyone starves to death eating flavored air (based this off of a neato interpretation of gluttony),so the malnutritioned crew accidentally make them hyper dense calorie bombs and that goes as expected
I actually screamed out loud when I saw this panel. Like, it took me a solid five minutes to regain my composure lol. I love them so much. My sapphic blorbos.
>>152656415Yikes. Nevermind then.
>>152656567refer to>they wouldn't keep doing this if it didn't get reactions.they fail to suppress their contrarian impulses.
>>152656625Anons can spot inorganic shilling from a mile away and they're doing this to fuck with you.This show came and went without fanfare. It never found any kind of a mainstream audience. It's all idiots like this >>152656415
>>152656637>Anons can spot inorganic shilling from a mile awaylollmao
>>152656649I can tell you with complete confidence that this show doesn't have any actual fans. It's just LGBT tourists and NuTrek fans who watch everything NuTrek because it's NuTrek.I don't know why you're so desperately trying to sell this troonslop on the most anti-LGBT website on the mainstream internet.
>>152656637The Trekkies I know all like it, and reject the live-action dogshit that the studio really thinks is going to hook normies. To like Lower Decks, you have to appreciate Roddenberry's Trek, not Abrams or the other millennial piss that can't stop themselves from making the Federation evil or oppressive.
>>152656672>I don't know why you're so desperately trying to sell this troonslop on the most anti-LGBT website on the mainstream internet.It's about killing fans. They want you dead.
>>152656701>The Trekkies I know all like itThey're all trans btw, I should have mentioned that. My bad.
I still come back to this article every now and then smile to myself. And if I want to have a laugh, I take a look at the "Save Lower Decks" change.org petition with 2k signatures. Even the fucking Star Trek: Prodigy petition was more successful.https://www.change.org/p/save-star-trek-lower-decks-from-cancellation
>>152656701>to like this you have to dislike this or vice versa I despise all post-2009 shows
>"[autistic screeching] People only like this garbage show for the waifus!">anons list reasons beyond the female cast>"[autistic screeching] It's all shilling for the NuTrek garbage!">all shows post-Enterprise except for Lower Decks and Prodigy are getting shat on>[autistic screeching] The only people who like this show are gays and troons!Move the goal post again, faggot.
>>152656246It's actually quite funny because George "I was buttraped as a Kid and here's why it's a good thing" Takei actually DESPISED when people claimed Mr. Sulu was a Homosexual. He actively wrote comics about Sulu and M'Ress being an item to a cartoonish overcompensating degree just because he was THAT dedicated to Roddenberry's Vision. So you can thank HMOFA on an insecure faggot.
>>152656825>The only people who like this show are gays and troonsFactually correct. Go on Bluesky and search for Lower Decks. Take a shot every time you see a trans flag. You won't make it till noon.It wasn't always like this but the show quickly accrued a transgender fanbase after it decided to go all in on LGBT shite.
>>152656836It's kinda cute how cheesily Takei thinks straight relationships are like
>>152656825>The only people who like this show are gays and troonsYou haven't disproved that one
>>152656877Wholesome HMOFA
>>152656900>>152656877>>152656836After 300 replies, finally there's real Star Trek content in a "Star Trek" thread.Maybe we should just hijack this thread and talk about real Star Trek instead.
>>152656466>Wanting to ruin Boimler/Mariner with romanceThey're meant to be friends.
>>152656985Shit opinion aside, why are you spacing like a Redditor?
>>152656597Or a transporter accident.
>the shitposting fake fan cannot comprehend characters just being friendsTelling on yourself, buddy.
>>152656918I'm a shitposter,not a trekkie.
>>152657024I have no skin in this game. What’s so wrong with men and women hooking up? It’s the most natural thing in the world and was a staple in television for decades before the woke left decided that it’s somehow a bad thing and that we have to promote “other versions of intimacy” now. Something tells me you have an ideological ulterior motive.
>NOOOOOOOO MALE AND FEMALE MUST MATE ME NO UNDERSTAND UNGA BUNGA HURR DURRThis dude just will not stop making an ass of himself.
>>152648346He did and the solution was fucking his wife on the holodeck.
>>152657079There’s literally no problem with this unless you’re queer and spend every waking moment hating straight people.
Frigleeman was furry bait.>"Bring me more scrumptious senior staff!" - most horny voice possible
>>152657106Wrong. "Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend." This happens with any maladjusted scumfuck who has never had a healthy, platonic relationship.
>>152657002How so? Maybe Neelix somehow gets Q powers and fattens up everyone emperor Joker style.
>>152657064Because Mariner and Boimler are BFFs by design. They should NOT hook up.
>"If you don't think it's absolutely necessary for a man and a woman breeding at all times, you must be GAY!"... At this point, I think he's just projecting his fetish on us.
>>152657143That could happen. I really am curious what T'Lynn's reaction to being turned obese would be."I am now chronically obese. I must study this change in great depth....by over-consuming further."
>>152657232The Continuum refuse to kick him out because he made life worth living again with his delicious, literally God Tier cooking... But eventually they're forced to because he's just THAT annoying. But as "punishment" the Q refuse to reset everyone's weight back though they do drop from 35th century weight loss devices just to see them suffer.
>>152657135>>152657248Speaking of projecting fetishes. Stop that.
>>152657138Oh, dude... you really fucked up. FYI, this CS Lewis quote is in reference specifically to fujoshis trying to reinterpret male/male friendship as secretly romantic. In the same book, CS Lewis specifies that romance is the most natural endpoint of all male/female friendship.Thanks for playing, idiot. Do your research before quoting something next time.
>>152657271It doesn't quite work as punishment though because T'Lynn is too out of control to begin with.
>>152657280Shabarnes was best fusion anyway.
>>152657144>NPC opinion>more Reddit spacing
>>152657315Neelix is sentenced to execution for jeopardizing the health of the entire universe but the Cerritos Crew and Science Team are just so out of shape he easily out maneuvers them... Only to get crushed under T'ana's fat ass
>>152648684I like Lower Decks but the highest praise I give it is that it's the best of NuTrek. Objectively, I wouldn't put it over Voyager or Enterprise, but I personally enjoy it more than Voyager, TOS (and its movies), and some TNG.
>>152657424A win for everyone. Neelix is defeated for the good of the universe, and the fat chicks get all the food they want.
CS Lewis BTFOs gay shippers. Normalcy wins again.
>>152657456>When the two people who thus discover that theyare on the same secret road are of different sexes, thefriendship which arises between them will very easilypass—may pass in the first half-hour—into erotic love.Indeed, unless they are physically repulsive to eachother or unless one or both already loves elsewhere, itis almost certain to do so sooner or later. And conversely, erotic love may lead to Friendship between thelovers. Great quote
>>152657445Aw fuck the Borg nanoprobes are stuck inside him and he's back from the dead! Luckily they just fling him into the cold reaches of space with the excuse that he evolved beyond the Q's plane or whatever. Episode would probably be called "Finger Licking God" or something.
>>152657491It's almost as if we figured this shit out centuries ago and millennials want to subvert everything.
>>152657138Are you going to respond to this? >>152657456No? I thought so...
>>152657545He becomes a recurring menace, spreading obesity throughout the universe.
>>152657434NTA but I'd put Prodigy sliiiightly over it.But the two are basically the only Trek anything after 2009 I'm good considering canon.Kurtzman does not understand Trek and he's the kind of person who will actively try NOT to understand it because that's "valuable artistic perspective" or some shit. The more involved in a given Trek production he is, the worse it gets. I get the impression that LD and STP snuck through because he thinks "animation is for children only" and he's got less of an angle to shove his shitty "subversion for subversion's sake" into it.
I'll be very happy if I never have to see this slop on the board ever again.
>>152657698It takes one look at this thread to realize that jannies should just ban all discussions of this. 300 replies and it's all trolling.
>>152657698Then I will draw Lower Decks cheesecake to encourage more posting to prolong your misery.
>>152657698They're spamming it to get Kurtzman another deal.>>152657717/tv/ jannies actually banned this slop over there. Based of them
>>152657791Spamming 4chan to drum up interest? That is retarded.
Warp Speed Ten.
>>152657819Millions of unique visitors each month.
>>152657698The two schizos bumping this won't give up. Might as well spam to get this shit off the board faster.
>>152657915I wish they didn't remove the IP counter. There's no way this thread has more than 10 unique IPs.
>>152657271>>152657232Migleemo refuses to accept "handouts" from Neelix but easily folds after Q-lix summons like the Klowahkan equivalent of Hummingbird Feeder Red Sugar water (Nestworld Ceremonial Ambrosia) or like caramel Popcorn and he immediately bends the knee.
>>152656211I hate what these fags did to Star Trek
>>152657937It becomes as virulent as Passion Patties.
>>152657956As the ships' doctor and resident cynic T'ana is the first to point out the crews declining health... And the first to make fat jokes. The irony is she's also one of the most effected due to her Caitian preservation instincts and inate love of Italian cuisine, though any relations to a 20th century Terran comic strip about an Obese orange cat who loves lasagna is seen as racist (though she does say she hates Mondays after that)
>>152657930/co/ is very easy to fuck with because it's a dead board. Same deal as /tg/. If you want to advertise for free, you can just set up camp on dead boards. That's what Paramount tried with /stg/ (good riddance)
>>152642438Vulcans make the best lesbians. Their technique is flawless.
>>152657977>>152657956>>152642438samefag
>>152658001I find your assumption highly Illogical.
>>152657972Tendi never had much impulse control so she explodes in size.
>>152658011>suddenly stops Reddit spacingNice try
>>152658031That isn't me, lol. And T'Lynn takes to being obese surprisingly well.
>>152658027>>152658011>exactly 1 minute apart
>>152658049Duh. Because we're not the same individual. Posting is always faster with multiple people, because of the captcha not slowing one user down.
Where the FUCK are the jannies?
>>152658087Deleting good threads.
>>152657866I wanna see them fuck in the sonic showers
Welp, looks like Paramount's marketers are back from lunch. Like clockwork.
>>152658087you should have seen the thread this morning.i'm very suspicious that the "nobody likes this, we should spam the thread to get the show banned/everyone who likes the show is a paid Paramount shill" anon is samefagging every reply that agrees with him. was probably the one spamming the thread earlier.going full >152657915 "let's all break 4chan rules to satisfy my autistic hatred of a cartoon" is a little bit TOO obvious.like all the engagement with the "storytime" is obviously somebody replying to themselves (because there's nothing to it besides "why yes fellow, definitely different anon, i also hate faggots," barring the one that pointed out he doesn't know something surface-level basic like who Phlox is). i almost feel sorry for how much of a dud that gambit was.Paramount is in debt and focused on trying to buy WB right now, they aren't going to spend resources to shill on a slow waifu board for a cartoon that ENDED TWO YEARS AGO.the dude's whining can't even get basic facts right; look at >>152657975...the only Star Trek TTRPG that had any legs doesn't actually belong to Paramount or CBS, it belongs to the estate of one of the founders of FASA. until 2017, Paramount largely ignored the space after FASA lost the Star Trek IP license (they kept all the stuff they themselves had created) in 1990, barring a couple of failed attempts to reenter around the turn of the century. nobody, not even /stg/, cared all that much for the 2017 Modiphius Entertainment TTRPG (Star Trek Adventures).LD not being on /tv/ is because it is a western cartoon. y'know, WHAT /co/ IS FOR.
>>152658981too long, didn't readfuck NuTrek
>>152642438The legacy of Star Trek: Lower Decks is being gay and canonizing Islam in the 24th century.
as you can see, they don't really engage with anything. they don't add to the thread at all. it's just /pol/ slop spam, occasionally with a veneer of>i'm totally a Trekkie too you guyssssthat falls to pieces if you look at it too hard.somebody would do this in /stg/ as well on occasion when i was more active on /tg/, and the mods there would often purge huge numbers of their posts all at once. then they'd be back to spamming /pol/ shit after their ban expired, rinse and repeat.as ever, they're the only one in the thread who genuinely acts as obsessively as a shill, or hits you with one of those off-topic /pol/ image folder dumps like what happened this morning. almost nothing glows more than that.
>>152659148>/stg/Good riddance. That place was a NuTrek shill hellhole. It's very interesting that its death directly coincided with the Skydance merger.
it's like some sort of reflex. every post he DOESN'T make gets its own little special reply trying to derail it.extremely luminescent behavior.
ahemFUCK NUTREK
>>152659197>spoilerBased.
>>152657866>accidental finger interlockingsuuuure Tendi
>>152659165/stg/ was never one of the permanent generals on /tg/. It's always been more of a seasonal thing. Like the kobold threads or the "/tg/ does worldbuilding with a fantasy map" threads.It's also Trekkies and /tg/ we're talking about here, something like that will never stay 'dead' forever until the last grey fa/tg/uy kicks the bucket.
>>152659367It's dead because it was always inorganic. Long live /trek/, fuck NuTrek.
>>152659385Oh, did they change the name? I've got some bad news, anon, if they're both on /tg/ it's the same people posting in both.
>>152659402/trek/ is on /tv/. It's the only organic Star Trek thread on this website.Fuck NuTrek. Kurtzman will soon be fired, Mike McMahan will never work on Star Trek ever again. Inshallah.
>on /tv/Oh, so it's worthless and irrelevant regardless. Pity.
>>152643995>unabashedly hornySafe hornyFag hornyNo pussiesNo female nippleDicks are fineMale ass everywhereIm sick of how faggy everything is for the gays and women
>>152659560The pendulum is swinging back, fren. Starfleet Academy is the last burst of woke NuTrek diarrhea.
I miss these niggas like y'all wouldn't believe.
>>152658027Her bood is literally maple syrup. Not even like a fat joke from T'ana (who herself is mocked for her lasagna obsession) but like literally hemoglobin filled maple syrup.
>>152659659it was a fun cast. well-balanced, too, once we had T'Lyn. a shame that wasn't done earlier, but even good Trek has "what could've been"s like that.
