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Character or verse?
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Goku and Gohan? Sonic strips them both down, bends them over so their asses are facing each other and shoves a double sided dildo up their asses and forcefully makes out with both of them. KO!
Vegeta and Trunks? Shadow grabs them by their hair and smirks when they let out sissy moans. He presses their faces together demanding they make out and forces them to jerk him off while he watches. KO!
Only the worst for my heroes concubines!
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>>152693489
Senator Armstrong.
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>>152693489
At what point do you have to just accept a statement? I mean, it's hard to quantify something like "X is indestructible" without writing them being hit with everything and just not caring. But that would take a literal eternity. So, do you just accept it as written, even if they don't show it or describe it?
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>>152693489
>I can solo ALL of Gundam, you know.
>I actually did kill ONE Mass Produced Eva, you know.
>I have a canonical composite version of myself thanks to the Rebuild films, where I'm an Airforce Captain, and took down a lot of Angels. You know.
>I can scale pretty high with my ANIMA feats from the ANIMA novels, you know
>I'm actually more powerful now in my Unit-02 thanks to the Rebuilds, you know
>I'm actually the best Eva pilot without needing to be a special child like Shinji or Rei, you know.
>I'm the star of the latest 30th anniversary short, where the focus is all on me, you know.
>There's a new eva series announced, you know.
>I'm now, no room for debate, the poster child of the Evangelion franchise, you know.
>Where's my match-up?
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>>152693489
Superman, of course!
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>>152693537
>Where's my match-up?
Right here!
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>>152693537
>Waves hand and dismantles the EVA unit
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>weird preview shit for metal
>ends on a reveal of his metal overlord form

they're fucking giving it to cell aren't they.
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>>152693537
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Now confirmed faster than Goku, by the way.
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>>152693548
Evas are mostly organic, Unicorn can only fuck with machines. The best it can do to an eva by doing that is get rid of the entry plug, and evas can just absorb their pilots into their cores to keep them safe, so...
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>>152693489
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and their entire verses
Reminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire verses
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>>152693556
Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and his entire verse
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>>152693533
You accept a statement if it's from an eastern property. Goku is multiversal even though he never destroyed anything bigger than a mountain- after all, King Kai SAID Beerus punching Goku could destroy the universe! Game Sonic needs outside help to be anything approaching FTL? Massively multiversal! Akuma punched a meteor in a non-canon comic? Planetary, minimum!

You reject a statement if it's from a western property, disallow scaling, and downplay any feats. And if DB says they win anyway? Time for a multi-year tantrum!
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>>152693567
Aren't Newtypes, like Newtype abilities, can basically interact A.T. fields? I'm getting way theoretical here, but is it possible for a Newtype to connect with an Eva pilot? Especially with a powerful Newtype, or a Newtype like machine.
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>>152693563
>Faster
Based on what exactly? Because as far as I can tell lightning level speed is the most impressive speed feat for Naruto characters up until Naruto barely dodges Madara's spit in the final arc. Meanwhile Goku dodges lightning as a child and gets to light speed before Z
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>>152693575
FUUUUUUCKKKK
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>>152693590
Being a Newtype doesnt mean SHIT and the newtype connection thing has backfired multiple times in the series. Making them want to kill the other fucker more.
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>>152693593
>gets to light speed before Z
Then why did it take him several months to travel the million km long Snake Way?
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>>152693605
Snake way just be long
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>>152693605
Not even the fastest characters can beat...filler.
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>>152693616
It takes light about three seconds to travel the length of Snake Way. Hell, it takes sound over a hundred days less to travel that distance than Goku did.
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>>152693537
GET OVER HERE YOUNG LADY I'M GONNA SEND YOU TO THE FUCKING MOON
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>>152693605
A DB kilometer is bigger than a real life kilometer.
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>>152693574
>Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and Goku and their entire verses
>Reminder Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and Bowser and their entire verses
only on opposite day, weak faggot
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>>152693632
Same reason light moves slower than sound in Naruto. The characters move at the speed of plot
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>Saiyan Saga Goku isn't even the speed of sound
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>>152693667
Let us not forget the time that Knuckles knocked the super out of him. Or when Dark Gaia smacked the rings out of him or the time Eggman just sucked the power out of him. Super Sonic is cool and all, but there are multiple times where the form has been harmed or just overpowered. It's not an "I win" button and can even be outlasted. The base time limit of 50 seconds is canon.
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Behave
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>>152693489
Sora. Nomura never talks about his power, either in supplementary material or in cutscenes. Barely any statements, all feats through gameplay.
Stopped time? Sora can move in it.
Light speed? Sora can react to it.
Universe destroying attacks? Sora can just come back to life.
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>>152693721
>Universe destroying attacks
>Means that you, or your attack of choice can INSTANTLY cover any distance, making a speedfeat pointless
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>>152693699
Behave
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>>152693699
No, death to takahashi.
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>>152693489
One-Punch Man for the most part.
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How important is powerscaling when you make a story?
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>>152693664
How many gumugumus is it?
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Personally I like dystopias
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>>152693758
Depends on if you're consistent with a slow build up of power or if you can restrain yourself and keep it from going out of control. But to vs debaters? Doesn't matter, they will wank your character to whatever they want them to be, no matter what they actually did. DB has done it several times.
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>>152693664
I think toyotaro should retcon the snake way size along several other things
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>>152693758
Very, you should have someone destroy a star in the first chapter.
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>>152693758
Power scaling cannot save a poorly written story.
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>>152693758
If no one in your verse can destroy a mountain your verse objectively sucks
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>>152693667
>>152693689
All these would solo your favorite verse
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>>152693799
It saves every shitty sonic game anon
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>>152693593
novel book speed feat.
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>>152693818
Look when the bar is so low that it might as well be in the earths core anything is a step up from that
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>>152693588
Dragon Ball is a featsverse THOUGH
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>>152693830
May I see it?
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BOOM

saved by his BLACK BVLL once again.
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>>152693838
It's in japanese and I don't have it. It's literally lost media.
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icky vic
the stupid spic
tried to suck
a cosplayer's dick
got rejected
his axe wound infected
41% is his final trick
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>>152693689
>Super Sonic is cool and all, but there are multiple times where the form has been harmed or just overpowered
On that note has Mario's Power Star power upstate ever shown to be knocked out by anything else outside of jumping into a bottomless pit or the time limit? I don't think Nintendo has really shown the superstar power up to be limited in anything other than time which kind of reflected in the movie as well (Aside from any Mario Party games shenanigans which is its own weird thing).
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>>152693881
Lava kills him in that form too.
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>>152693861
>It's lost media also it's in Japanese
So basically 'trust me bro'
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>Dragon Ball is a feats verse
>posts planet level shit
You wish.
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>>152693890
Not even planets, those are asteroids.
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>>152693853
Where did you get this image? from an ant?
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>>152693887
In Mario Kart World, you can drive over lava with a powerstar or mega mushroom active. If you want to count spinoffs.
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>>152693799
>>152693802
>>152693786
Im writing the story for a game and i dont want to nuts with platonic and higher layers of reality but also i dont want Kratos tier characters
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>>152693890
Zly destroys a galaxy THOUGH
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>>152693923
>non canon fanfiction
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>>152693489
>>152693667
>>152693689
>>152693881
Notice how Super Sonic has many cutscenes proving he's a fraud while Power Star Mario's situations are gameplay only.
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>>152693903
There's the problem with power levels at their core. Once you have a character do anything beyond what a normal person can do, then you can't go back. So, you have to choose where the line in the sand is before you get the ball rolling. Or things will just snowball and kill the power of the verse in an instant.
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>>152693881
>>152693931
It's just Star Mario or Starman Mario. Power stars are different beasts in the verse.
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>>152693556
>he thinks they aren’t just gonna mcguffin metal so he gets the chaos emeralds like every Sonic character does because of their bias
But Cell winning is the best outcome, yes.
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>>152693574
BOOM!
BOOM!!
DOUBLE TRVVTH NVVKE!!
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>>152693931
Mario doesn't NEED powerups to beat whatever he is up against. Most of the power of Mario characters is built right in. Plus, Mario is more about gameplay and simple stories. Having anyone roided up on superstars for any boss is kind of dumb.
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>>152693799
It isn't about powerscaling, it's about spectacle.
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>>152693903
It all depends on your setting.
Destroying a planet works in Dragon Ball but would be dumb as fuck in Naruto.
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>>152693931
>>152693965
Reminder all of Mario is a stageplay.
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>>152693992
>Make character do crazy powerful thing
>Gets their arm broken by a random average dude
Now what? Is every human a planet buster all of a sudden?
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>>152694006
Miyamoto has goes out of his way to debunk that. It was only a Mario 3 thing and it was purely just for the sake of presentation.
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>>152694013
According to powerscalers, yes.
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>>152694013
YES!!! THIS IS HOW I GET MY SCALING BTW!!
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Naruto wins by not helping (canon in Buxaverso)
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>>152694013
Do you just like sounding retarded?
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>>152694024
Miyamoto does no such thing, and consistently publishes games that demonstrate they are in fact stageplays. Cope and seethe. >>152692187
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>>152694030
This is a vs debate thread after all. Everything's made up and actual feats don't matter.
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Shitruto is featless.
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>>152694006
>Reminder all of Mario is a stageplay.
Only said to be in smb3, sonicfag. You spam this cope without any creator sources after the creator says it's only smb3 because you fear Mario's power.
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>G-Get me some Heroes scaling and bring up muh sales Cellbros!! This is a kiddy Vidya platformer side boss I'm up against!!
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>>152694013
We already have the term anti-feats for those situations.
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>>152694051
It's in literally every Mario game. >>152692187
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>>152694027
Sonic...
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RAAAAAAR!!!!! (C-Cell better ram me with a s-ship or I'm toast)
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>>152694045
>>152694061
Oh I didn't see this disingenuous shit, didn't it get debunked when you said this months ago. Let me rebuttal again.
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Why does modern powerscaling have to wank everything to multiversal and infinitely FTL
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>>152694059
Anti-feats are cope. Either the character can bust a planet and deal with the stress or they can't. Any random person should not be able to do shit to em. If you can keep your character consistent, then don't make them above human level. Simple as.
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>>152694074
MY CHARACTER HAS TO WIN!
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>>152694051
>because you fear Mario's power
Like what?
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>>152694074
To avoid being called a buxa and falling pray to Hulk. (it's hopeless btw)
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>>152694045
>>152694061
>Miyamoto does no such thing, and consistently publishes games that demonstrate they are in fact stageplays. Cope and seethe. >>152692187
>It's in literally every Mario game. >>152692187
>Miyamoto does no such thing
Miyamoto himself only said it's SMB3
Anyway most of this is you pushing headcanon about things being read in a book style (which many fictional stories start out with "once upon a time" type stuff and are real)
It's literally only a play confirmed by SMB3 by the creator itself. Anything else is headcanon.
You bringing up stuff like RPG crowds contradicts yourself since the story literally interacts with the crowd, sucking out their souls and killing them, making every Mario feat real anyway.
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>>152694116
Outerversal Mario verse.
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>>152694074
Powerscaling is all about the dick measuring. This hobby is dominated by seething, bias, popularity contests disguised as objective analysis using made up numbers, and headcanons.
ALL Powerscaling arguments suffer from this to some extent.
In the end the only thing that matters is that your character wins, no matter what
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>>152694013
>>152694079
No idea why you can't even conceive the idea of a character being a glass canon or just not physically capable of withstanding the same destruction they can output.
The Powerscaling Brainrot is terminal in these mother fuckers
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>>152694079
>Looks at DC
>Looks at Marvel
>Looks at all of fiction
Uhhhhh who wants to tell him?
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Goku gets RAPED by Ada.
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>>152693881
Some guy posted it jobbing to random smoke a few threads back.
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>>152694006
No lies detected. This REALLY triggers our local jeet.
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>>152694223
You mean volcanic ash.
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>>152694238
It's still smoke.
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Since all of this is fiction, feats are just statements with better marketing.
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EU Grandmaster Luke Skywalker could stop to most iterations of Superman like picrel, and maybe even snap his neck if he was bloodlusted, and not enough people talk about it.
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>>152693758
Depends, if you want to make a shonen like story, or degenerate min maxed competence abuse of powers, very much, but if you want to make a detective story, little to none.
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>>152694247
It's way more deadly than smoke, and is made up of toxic minerals at extremely high temperatures.
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>>152694187
There is no such thing as a glass cannon. If you can punch a planet into dust with a single punch and survive. You're average Joe cant do shit to you. To do the thing you must survive generating the power and release of said power. And if you can generate and release said power, then you must be able to be undamaged by it, or you cant even get to stage 1.
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Post your hero surviving underwater
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>>152693588
Nigger goku punching with beerus literally fucking disintegrated a planet, what?
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>Strength
Metal Sonic
>Speed
METAL SONIC
>Durability
Metal Sonic
>IQ
Metal Sonic
>Battle IQ
Metal Sonic
>Abilities
Metal Sonic
>Hax
Metal Sonic
>Overall
Metal Sonic

Metal Sonic Wins no diff
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>>152693931
Canon.
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>>152694263
Not most iterations of Superman, mainly some of the cartoon ones. But yeah, it's not that crazy to say this.
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>>152694263
Luke is possibly one of the strongest "psychics" in fiction, he could mind control Goku and Vegeta easily.
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>>152694316
What does that have to do with Luke vs superman?
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Cellbros... I'm.... scared.
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>>152694327
Luke mind controls Goku and Vegeta to kick Superman's ass.
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>>152693533
>At what point do you have to just accept a statement?
if it's from /lit/, you have to
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>>152694329
ALL LIVING THINGS KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER
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>>152694263
>EU Grandmaster Luke Skywalker could stop to most iterations of Superman like picrel
of course lukefags are extra retards. that pic contains zero iterations of superman
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>>152694329
>jobber form literally no one likes more than Neo
Metalbros...it's over....
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>>152694070
Oh no metal overlord is going to use its ultimate attack!!! He is going to throw a ship at you cell!!!
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>>152694329
>This isn't even his strongest form anymore
Cell Max gonna carry harder than Atlas
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I am a prophet.

I foresee something terrible that will occur towards the DB cast this year.
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>not liking Metal Overlord
Is this a sign of homosexuality?
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>>152694361
>Oh no metal overlord is going to use its ultimate attack!!! He is going to throw a ship at you cell!!!
that ship has lovecraft scaling. L
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>>152694376
>sega is ripping off metal slug
the absolute state
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>>152694267
Okay, it's slightly deadlier smoke, coperiobro.
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>>152694265
It's a rpg, the kind of that the final mission is killing a god
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>>152694376
It's Mariofaggot who dislikes it, so yeah.
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Animation looks really good, I'm kind of surprised
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>>152694405
>schizonic
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>>152694379
Shut up faggot
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>>152694393
>Okay, it's slightly deadlier smoke, coperiobro.
It's not even smoke, tardnicbro.
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>>152693881
>On that note has Mario's Power Star power upstate ever shown to be knocked out by anything else outside of jumping into a bottomless pit or the time limit? I don't think Nintendo has really shown the superstar power up to be limited in anything other than time which kind of reflected in the movie as well (Aside from any Mario Party games shenanigans which is its own weird thing).
If we're just using gameplay, you can equip a star to yourself in a hub world in multiple games and it has infinite time. The movie also is weird, since it's not explained why it goes away (games don't explain it too) and Bowser wouldn't go through all this trouble for a thing that lasts a few minutes, he called it one of the most powerful things in the movie verse. Super Sonic and Hyper Sonic also dies easily to many things in gameplay. In the movies you can also punch the emeralds out of super forms like in games. From game cutscenes to game cutscenes, Super Sonic gets fraudchecked a lot while Star Mario never really has.
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>>152694375
>*BANG*
Don't be afraid Anon
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>>152694376
That thing supposedly has chaos biodata but it doesnt look like chaos or use its abilities
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>>152694265
>but if you want to make a detective story, little to none.
you know the guy that wrote the jojo novel? prior to that, otaro maijo wrote a detective novel and, well... uh, it is hard to explain but it is like
Beyond was kind of based on the plot of Tsukumojuuku
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>Metal Sonic faggot getting uppity
Cell made everyone realize this guy is a complete fraud in the waiting period by the way. If Cell wins it will be hilarious.
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>>152694428
Yes he does, his fluidity is cause of Chaos.
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>>152694414
cry more
it's just a funny joke. it IS still just an ordinary ship
jeez, you must be fun at parties
double faggot
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Name ONE THING wrong with being obsessed with misery
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>>152694456
She was a loser who wasted her psychic powers to kill some fist level bullies instead of taking over the world like a CHADsuo
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>>152694456
It'll make you kidnap the author and snap his ankles with a hammer.
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>>152694437
Woah, all those characters Metal scales to solo DBZ
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>>152694502
Neo metal sonic biggest attack is a sunken boat, he gets his ass beaten by literal steel barrels in his match against shadow, and his leech scaling has such outerversal beasts like...Solaris (sonic couldn't kill), time eater (tried to use 5 meter sized rock chunks to kill TWO super forms), egg wizard ("muh my planet destroying beam), and the guy from shuffle (was literally killed by rocks).
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>>152694350
i think hes implying luke could stop supermant he same way goku stops broly int he pic
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>>152694116
>n-no u
Pathetic.
As demonstrated by the games themselves, ALL of Mario is a stageplay. Only confirmed low iq's such as yourself are in denial of what is readily evident to anyone with a functioning brain.
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>>152694521
egg wizard also got rocked by some water getting splashed on him
noone talks about this because until recently it wasn't confirmed what Marine attacked him with (it could've been a greeny blue laser) but no it was actually just a spray of water that did the most damage to him.
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>supermant
>int
>he
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>>152694478
Axe, non-reader.
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>>152693574
True
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>>152694521
>>152694536
>All these antifeats can massacre the DBZverse
ZOMG SONICBROS!! WHEN DID DBZ GET SO WEAK???
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>>152694282
Yup
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Momoshiki vs what's his name from JJK. Yes or no?
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>>152693584
Correct.
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>>152694521
I interpret the planet destroying laser like that one quote from The Tick
>Can you destroy the world?
>What?! Gee, I sure hope not! That's where I keep all my stuff!
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>>152694536
...No fucking way, really? HE GOT HIS ASS BEATEN BY WATER?
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>>152694282
All true.
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where's Nanjo poster? I think he's cute. :3
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>>152694579
it's too easy
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>>152693489
Composite canine > composite feline
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>>152694548
>Actually reading King's books
The movies are always better.
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>>152694616
You fool, Doraemon is a CAT.
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>>152694616
That's not even true in real life.
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>>152694530
>n-no u
>Pathetic.
That isn't a no u, you coping tard.
>As demonstrated by the games themselves, ALL of Mario is a stageplay. Only confirmed low iq's such as yourself are in denial of what is readily evident to anyone with a functioning brain.
Creator only confirms Smb3 is a stageplay. Other games with adjacent shit are minimal aesthetics at best or literally have gods sucking out the audience's souls, so all feats are real either way.
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>>152694616
>SHITnine
>SHITline

They all jobbed to Delphinidae & Corvidae btw
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>>152694616
Doubt a wolf can beat an average mountain Lion, canines are fucked against anything bigger
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Power scaling is ass. Too many factors and people lying to make their "GOAT" stronger than they truly are.
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>>152694623
Droopy is a dog.
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>>152694643
The wolf (domesticated) calls the hominid (co-evolutionary) who shoots the mountain lion (jobber) with a gun
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Reminder.

Lions can perform...MOUNTAIN level feats
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>Dodging composite canine
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>>152694656
Jobs to Felix
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>>152694636
Miyamoto confirms they're all stageplays by demonstrating such within the games themselves, and no point has he said otherwise.
Cope, seethe, mald and dilate.
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>>152694684
>>152694661

>HBOC
>Hiding behind humans

JOBBERnine...
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>>152694684
Bastet solos
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>>152694687
Jobs to my cock
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>>152694697
cope and seethe WEAKline
we'll give you some kibble if you catch rats for us
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>>152694702
Fenrir solos
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If we're talking about cats, then fine.
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>>152694592
Yup. Marine gets a new power in the ending cutscene to fire some weird blue-green orb from her hand. The damage from this does more than the superforms and is what stops his big mega laser.
For years we didn't know what it was (though it was implied to be hydrokinesis), until recently they just outright confirmed it was water.
Also Marine's director, Sakae Osumi, has stated that if Marine were to ever become playable this power should be used from a water gun.
http://sonic.sega.jp/SonicChannelOld/creators/018/index.html
Water gun level Egg Wizard
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>>152694661
>>152694684
>>152694709
>SHITmans
ME KILL WEAK
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>>152693533
I like to think there should be some nuance when accepting statements, particularly when characters has feats that back up their statement or makes it believable that the statement is true. For example, if a character says they can destroy a city, you have to first check whether they are a credible source (ie they’re not a liar or have huge ego) and they demonstrated feats around city level, maybe a bit under. Then let’s say we have a character like Chakravartin, he said he created the universe but we never saw it happen but what did we see? We saw him being able to create and manipulate basically any celestial body he wanted very casually, even saying that him chucking them at Asura was considered a mere trial. We see his big construct dwarving multiple galaxies and its explosion being capable of shooting out a shitload of stars and galaxies. That makes it easier to accept his universe creation statement as being true and when you look at his character, despite being a genocidal maniac, he’s never directly shown to have deceived Asura in any way. His ego might’ve been big but he backed it up with his feats.

Now when you get into statements like “x is indestructible”, you’ll have to deal with NLF and at that point you have to check by not only making sure they are never harmed by anything but showing the best case of onscreen indestructibility, which may or may not require statements. Personally, I think just using something like existence erasure would be a good enough upper limit to prove something like that. After that, it gets into cosmology mumbo jumbo scaling.
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>>152694718
>Water gun level Egg Machines
What a fraudulent verse holy shit.
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>>152694690
>Miyamoto confirms they're all stageplays by demonstrating such within the games themselves, and no point has he said otherwise. Cope, seethe, mald and dilate.
Miyamoto never said they're all stageplays schizo, only SMB3. Also with your later logic, a official game where an audience is getting killed by soul stealing magic by ancient gods means that the feats are real anyway. So you've made Mario even more consistent with you constantly spamming stageplay seethe by fearing Kingrio's power, lol.
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>>152694739
erm catsisters why are lions so much lower than dogs?
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Snakes > dogs and cats
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>>152694739
>Mosquitos
>LITERALLY HIDING BEHIND BACTERIA AND VIRUSES THAT DOES ALL THE WORK FOR THEM

Gentlemen...the biggest fraud in the animal kingdom....!
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>dogfags.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>152694758
>Avian LORD's dinner

Yup. Yup!
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Dragons > all
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>>152694718
>Kratos getting his ass kicked by the water cocodrile
>Eggman getting his ass kicked by a literal kid with a magic water gun
Water animals rapes and gapes fraudulent verses now.
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>>152694755
Basically, it comes down to sample size and opportunities
>more dogs than lions
>dogs live next to humans, lions live on nature reserves far from humans
>humans know to stay away from lions, humans assume dogs are friendly even when they are not
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I am...the biggest jobber in the Metazoa family tree.....
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>>152694758
>Snakes
SMTV taught me they're BVLL victims
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>SHITmans and other earthlings getting uppity
heh
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>>152694813
Post Reptiles other than snakes or crocodiles/alligators being apex predators around the globe.
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>dogs
Frauds, frauds everywhere
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>>152694824
fucking KNEEL mammalSHIT
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>>152694788
>cocodrile
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Aliens vs Robots
Scifi vs Magic
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This is an AlienGOD general
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>>152694842
>Chicken but bigger
Yawn
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Panthers
Leopards
Lions
Tigets

The only relevant feline members

>>152694842
>Couldn't TANK the meteor and climate change

JOBBERsaurs..
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>minor spelling mistake
I-*sniff*-Is over...Kratos and the sonic verse are now outerversal..and it is all my fault *throws himself of a building*
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>>152694786
>Dragons
Dirk level
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>>152694844
Ascended form of the crocodile to be a match for KINGtos.
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>>152694848
>Nah
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>>152694718
"nooo! Not the tiny drops of water!"
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>>152694879
Composite water > composite fire
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Outerversal water gun, btw.
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To celebrate the sonic verse getting downgraded from rock level to water gun level, I am going to fap to marine.
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>>152694530
>ALL of Mario is a stageplay
The stageplays are all a dream thoughbeit.
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>>152694879
Damn. That splash of water would make Goku and Gohan look like the little bitch jobbers they are.
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I am glad that humans and bugs are worlds apart in size difference or the world be be worse than 40k
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>>152694927
>or the world be be worse than 40k
pleb
the world you described is just starship troopers, FOOL
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>>152694879
Super Sonic Level Johnny Bravo
https://files.catbox.moe/n0j94d.mp4
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>WHOAH, MAC, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?! DON'T YOU KNOW I ONLY HAVE MULTIVERSAL DURABILITY?! THAT WAS CLOSE!
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>>152694976
>That sword
Solos the hanna barbera verse
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>>152694944
Real life bugs are scarier than those jobbers
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The Dream Shrine has similar enemies to SMB2 indicating SMB2 is a dream within a dream.
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Truth is I have no feats, in all my scenes it's just the main character wearing a costume and pretending to be me.
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>Gotta go ACK!
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>>152694993
this must be bug propaganda
i don't want to know more, bugs bunny
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>>152695011
>Sonic's reaction to watching DBZ characters spending more time screaming than fighting
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>>152694879
This would NVKE the DBZ verse.
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*starts fingering bumhole*
GAWD I need some blue hedgehog dick and seven up my ass PRONTO!
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>>152695111
Kek, GAYrio would say that
>111
Trvke trips
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>samenic
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>samenic LARPing as Mariofag trying to project his homosexual fantasies onto them
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>samerio meltdown
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>>152695111
Trips of GAYrio.
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There's nothing wrong with wanting to get fucked by a blue hedgehog.
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>>152693533
I say if your statement completes 3 of the 5 following rules it acceptable
>Author states it
>Narratively makes sense
>Lines up with what that character or similar have done nor breaks the logic of said verse
>Confirmed by another in verse witness
>Doesn't contradict anything with the scale or narrative of the story
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>>152695178
Nintendo and Dragon Ball characters...
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>>152694362
Is Cell actually getting the Max shot? Would be hilarious if that’s what lets him win.
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>>152694752
>if the audience participates, then the show HAS to be real
Imagine being this schizo. Gallagher and assorted children's entertainers must be multiversal according to your retard logic.
Concession accepted. You admit all of Mario is a stageplay.
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>>152695058
lol true
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>>152695111
Trips of TRUTH.
As an actor, Mario would be expected to say this and mean it.
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Both of Sonic's strongest forms (neither of which are Super Sonic apparently) are made up btw, BROWNnicBROWNS can't refute this because none of them play his games.
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>>152695266
>if the audience participates, then the show HAS to be real
>Imagine being this schizo. Gallagher and assorted children's entertainers must be multiversal according to your retard logic.
>Concession accepted. You admit all of Mario is a stageplay.

>P-Participates
You mean gods taking their souls and literally dying. Stop coping already, schizo. The Mario feats are real and the creator says smb3 is the only stageplay. So with or without your cope it's all still real. I'm laughing that you're this scared of Mario's power to keep spamming about this. I guess I'll take that as a win in of itself too.
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>>152695243
Cell Max isn't even Cell so that would be even more retarded than Kratos's cookbook.
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>>152695111
>Falseflagnic thinks about gay shit with Mario unprompted again and projects
This happens constantly btw, gaynic is a pathetic homo.
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>>152695321
>stageplay
Dream*
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>>152694710
Aslan victim
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>>152695283
>Trips of TRUTH.
>As an actor, Mario would be expected to say this and mean it.
Why do you push your gay fantasies on mario daily?
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>>152695359
...ness vs frisk...
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>>152694827
>played UT back when it was viral
>sans vs judge debate made me try OFF
I'm facing judge right now, he nowhere near as difficult as Sans. Why do some argue Judge wins, i cant see why?
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Mountain lions are Mountain level
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>Superman
You were strong and I was not
My illusion, my mistake
I was careless, I forgot
I did
And now, when all is done, there is nothing to say
You have gone and so effortlessly
You have won, you can go ahead, tell them
Tell them all I know now
Shout it from the roof tops
Write it on the sky line
All we had is gone now
Tell them I was happy
And my heart is broken
All my scars are open
Tell them what I hoped would be
Impossible, impossible
Impossible, impossible ;(
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>>152695376
Sans dies in 1 hit and Undertale speed feats are dogshit
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Zetta vs Grimoire Weiss when
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>>152695510
OFF isn't that fast either tho? Is it judge having more mental attacks bypassing any need for direct hits?
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Naruto vs Dupli-Kate, but it's actually a clone orgy.
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>>152695536
OFF does have the one area where they're said to move at lightspeed but it's irrelevant to the fact that neither Sans or Judge are going to be really dodging each others' attacks that well, Judge needs one hit to win while Sans needs like a hundred and Judge has a way bigger arsenal of shit to throw at Sans
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>>152695376
Judge's attacks have weird names and don't miss in gameplay so some people interpreted that as them being impossible to dodge. He is unquestionably stronger since he can fight Batter straight up and sustain Zone 0 with his own power while Sans is described as the weakest enemy in a game that's full of weaklings. Karmic Retribution won't do shit because he is morally good while Judge's attacks are all instant wins if they land. Everything in the nothingness supposedly moves at the speed of light so people generally scale that to reaction speed which is unironically better than anything Sans has unless you go full retard and say everyone in Undertale has immeasurable speed.
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>>152695552
>Naruto
>Getting laid
Lol lmao
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>>152695576
Could Batter purify Chara? I can see that lore wise since Batter doesn't see himself as evil and frisk would be a big evil to him
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>>152695635
Purification is just killing/erasing things so I mean yes if Batter is stronger than Chara he could do that to her. Scaling both OFF and Undertale is fucking awful though and DBMtrannies seem to think Chara would win
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Why capcom hadnt given akuma a big feat since sf4? He is stuck at island level without non-canon material
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>>152695552
Dupli-Kate kills the entire naruto verse
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>>152695665
>DBMtrannies seem to think Chara would win
Let me guess? Le save file deleting feat? Situational and every OFF run IS the genocide run.
>pacifist route? 0 kill run? Tf does all that mean?
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>>152695726
Holy FUARK... CHILLS...
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>>152694739
700,000 human in Kenya is nothing
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>>152695674
Because he's always going to be equal to just slightly above Ryu so he doesn't need anymore feats
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>>152695590
He has canonically reproduced, but mostly in fanart
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>>152695762
Yeah but it would be nice to see Akuma doing crazy shit like destroying a meteor or shaking the planet
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Reminder Sonic DEBATES and DELVES INTO NUANCE with Goku and their verses on X dot com (formerly Twitter's)
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>>152695837
I hate xfags so much that it should be illegal
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>>152695837
There's no fucking way you're screenshotting RP accounts
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>>152695837
>RP
Thats cringe writing! You wrote a bad post anon!
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do you guys actually care who wins or do you just enjoy shitposting about it
like playground rules and you guys want to go back and relive that moment?
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>>152694802
>When they are not
Then why don't they try to get away from them?

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-m&q=man%20fucks%20fog&udm=14

https://mangaplus-creators.jp/titles/kl2407142144047090025394155
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>>152695921
I only care about who wins if it's a character I know. If it's some nobodies id better at least learn something interesting about them.
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>>152695837
I know an RP as well, here's Amy Rose wanting to suck Mario's Super Mushroom.
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>>152695321
All these characters 'literally die' in every Mario game, anon.
It's all acted out stageplays, a fact you already conceded.
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>>152695976
That's how Guts won
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>>152695921
I like the animations usually but I don’t really care who wins as much. Death Battle is as wrong as they are right, plus I lost interest in the powerscaling hobby years ago. Now I just watch the fights, shitpost and read xitter melties if some wanked character actually loses.
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>>152696016
This is nothing to flex about and you need to be shot for posting this.
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>>152695726
Post. His. ROAR!
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>>152696016
>PEDOrio
And the fact you keep posting this tells me it's your fap material.
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One minute apart you love to see it.

https://x.com/i/status/1774874373360406987

Here's the link, Samebitch. You decide yourself how insert SONIC is
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I'll never go on Twitter or x you can't make me
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>>152696039
You are not ready
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>>152696091
You posted it first, Samenic the Disingenuous
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>>152696091
I only go there for porn
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Dragon Ball? Getting NODIFFED by Kafkaesque Jew-jitsu
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>>152696093
Do it.
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Thinking about it, Leon vs Jason would be pretty cool on a meta level. Two horror icons, initially put in mismatches in their first episodes, now facing a more worthy opponent.
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>>152696205
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>>152696225
Do. It.
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>>152696215
I do think it would be an enjoyable fight
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Do it
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I NEED to see it or I’ll go mad!
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>>152696242
I'd be down for it. It's not like either have great opponents really lined up on a thematic similarity level. I'd like to see some strong thematic contrast matches every now and again, and Leon vs Jason probably works pretty good. As long as the fight animation is better than the travesty we got for Jason's first episode.
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Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
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>>152696264
Yeah Jason vs Michael sure was something.
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>>152696244
>>152696252
they say if it happens it will start the apocalypse.
Ancient Peoples spoke of the divine messenger who will erupt with a great sound to announce Judgment Day, marking the end of the world and the resurrection of the dead from the underworld. Christians adapted this into Gabriel and Gabriel's trumpet. We now know they truly spoke of Kratos.
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>>152696303
Islam is the one true religion.
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>>152696303
It must happen. It is the destined fate in order for existence to continue. An apocalypse is only a small price. His roar must be heard so that we may continue our lives, lest we are erased conceptually and down to the informational level. Please… post it.
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>>152696313
It's just Christian Heresy, THOUGH
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BLACK!!!
LIVES!!!
MATTTTEERRRRR!!!!
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>>152696341
It is written in the Quran that the first ever Quran Al-Lawh al-Mahfuz was created before time itself meaning the Quran predates Christianity.
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>>152693489
Power scaling is already really fucking gay, but ignoring feats just to go with what people say is probably the most fagtastic shit possible. I mean there are frauds in fiction, and saying something doesn’t make it true.
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>>152696376
FVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA——
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>>152696418
SHREEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
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What are your predictions for the matchup?
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>>152694006
>>152694045
>>152694061
>>152694690
>>152695266
You only believe this because you're a cuck jerkin your faggy little boyclit to PeachxBowser. Get Fucked
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Peach is stronger than Amy
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>>152696487
Kratos gets in the middle, stops them from fighting, and teaches them both to be Better Men.
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>>152696544
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BALD ASSHOLE
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>>152696487
If Metal isn’t doing much in the animation he’s going to win.
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>152696544
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Can YOUR hero survive the night shift at a WaffleHouse?
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Are they confident enough to use Cutie Honey and she loses more and more of her clothes as the battle goes on?
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>>152694621
>King
Kubrick victim
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>>152693537
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>>152696906
>Kubrick
victim of elite pedophile rings that he was about to expose
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>>152696732
i couldn't even survive a day shift at tim hortons...
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>>152696948
Sonic...
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>>152696948
I hate WEAKLING.
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>>152696954
Supperman would NEVER do this.
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>>152696948
Mario...
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>>152696021
>All these characters 'literally die' in every Mario game, anon.
>It's all acted out stageplays, a fact you already conceded.
Stop putting words in my mouth anon, I said if your cope logic goes through (which since Miyamoto only says smb3 is a stageplay, it hasn't).
Also what you stated as "literally die" here is when they aren't actually in a stage visually. A stage is shown on the stuff you coped with outside of smb3 and gods still can suck out souls and literally kill everyone with hax or magical power. You concede that all Mario feats are always real either way.
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>>152696948
The Dragon Ball verse...
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>>152694918
>>152695007
>Dreams
So Nights actual form heavily existing in Sonic games means Sonic games are just a dream.
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>>152696983
>waah st-stop
>n-no u
You're just getting repetitive. Why?
You already conceded that all Mario is a stageplay. It's done.
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>>152696492
>waaaah
I accept your concession as well.
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In less than five (5) days time, SoniCHADS WILL be rape apologists, unapologetically.
Rape victims pepper your angus well.
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All of Sonic is a stageplay btw.
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>>152696992
Sonic wakes up and becomes real/above fiction in Sonic Boom.
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>>152696948
>>152696732

I can solo anyone in KFC
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Isn't it basically a given that someone transforming first means they're gonna lose? I can't even picture a time this wasn't the case.
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>>152697180
KFC is childs play compared to the WaffleHouse
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>>152697135
>waah st-stop
>n-no u
>You're just getting repetitive. Why?
>You already conceded that all Mario is a stageplay. It's done.
Stop projecting and saying shit that didn't happen because your cope is crumbling.
Gods can take souls and kill people even with a stage around even if you pretend Miyamoto didn't say only smb3 is a stageplay. Any other comments of Miyamoto about this stuff says Mario's situation is literally how Popeye works(he literally references Popeye in this),the settings are real, Mario can just fit in any of theme without a problem. You lost forever. Again your extra stageplay cope still has gods eating souls either way.
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>>152697173
>>152696992
Sonicbros...our cope is backfiring.
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Sonic is a base broadway actor victim which is why I'm confused at this point of contention
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>>152697208
it's 1 retarded sonicbro,probably the same one that constantly defends chris chan's rape actions, even i know the stage argument is shit
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Can someone confirm this
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Multiverses are boring
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>kills Omni-man and Homelander by himself
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I hate Yugioh.
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>>152694856
All big cats are panthers. Their family name is Panthera. It's just know to show how big the Black Panther movement was. To the point that it became a common misconception of it being an entirely new species. If you think about it, it's quite clever actually. The movement was a fight for inequality, but it illustrated that despite our visual differences, we are all the same.
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>>152697556
I'm not related to no stinking ogre
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>>152697585
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>>152697519
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE MY EMPEROR!
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>start getting really into powerscaling
>immediately start thinking about wearing dresses and sluttily sucking a guy off with bedroom eyes and everything
What causes this feel?
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>>152698003
you're not black, black powerscalers are immune to this
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Very disturbing lack of ritualposting.
Will remedy this next thread.
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>>152698046
it's euro hours
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>>152698046
It's next week anyways, no point in shooting before the action
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>>152698059
Hulk is literally fighting god himself next issue
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These threads ---at the moment--- aren't that funny anymore...

The Marionic shitflinging was funny at times but all the effort those tards seem to put into their posts has disappeared recently. The parrot edits, comics panels, scans, and lie detectors, and whatnot.

Where is the effort? Where is the SOVL?
Where are the fags that make this general fun?

The only time we reached the heights of our forefathers was in Krasura and maybe in the preceding Deathbattles, but it seems like distant glory we shall never reach again.
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>>152698170
And there is more SNCA than ever.
Like seriously what the fuck was that comic spam a few days ago.
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>>152698170
I can agree. One of last week's threads got derailed by 2 comics from Frogland and a Transformer/GI Joe comic storytime. I even admit the spam of Kratos and Sonic are getting tiresome after a while.
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FVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!
He's so powerful...
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>>152698059
>Smurfing
SHITnic is so weak...
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>>152698202
Sonic I agree. Kratos no... post clowning on him and his fags are never unfunny.
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>>152698262
But KINGtos Scholars ARE Kratosbros...
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>>152694263
"EU" for Star Wars shit is the same crap as "Archie" for Sonic
you have never read anything about it, but add these magic words and now the characters are nagically perceived as dozens of tiers above what they really are in the stories in question
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>>152698170
You would never be able to attempt something like this on modern 4chan
>Atleast in /co/ or /a/
The boards move too slow to get thoae GETs in one thread
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>>152694346
it's amazing how Death Battle, vs battle wiki and other related retards gaslit so many people into thinking that a shitter with no feats above building level and 0 canon wins is some sort of infinite 19d niggaverse buster who treats Dragon Ball characters like toilet paper
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I am a prolific poster, but I fear the /bant/ thread since I am located in the continent of Africa
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>>152695283
K, b, c
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>>152698296
We know North African Anon
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>>152698170
Ironic that you say all of this, but it has been over a decade when Gokuspics were humiliated and help launched the career of Seth the Child Groomer. That's right, you're hero and his autistic fanbase (You), financed an army of high dropouts into early retirement. Just because you couldn't take Superman stat mogging Goku.

Thank you, thanks for being Samenic before Samenic even existed.
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>>152694879
that... doesn't look like it did anything? from the way you fags were describing it I throught this shit had it on the floor and struggling to get up, but he literally only just flinches
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>>152695837
Metal RAPES and GAPES Cell and his entire verse
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>>152696285
TRVTH NVKE!!!!
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>>152698296
Mariosis...
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Reminder, I gaped your mother https:// rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7470858&tags=mother_%28pokemon_sv%29+ash_ketchum+
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>>152698347
Her sweaty armpits. My tongue. Do the FUARKING math.
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>>152698355
Hal...
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>>152698286
Sonic fans already don't play their own games so they fit in perfectly with powerscalers who don't actually watch any of the media they lie about
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>>152698170
i thought the animal powerscaling was kinda fun
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Bears statementbros
Tigers are featsGOD
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>>152698272
>you have never read anything about it
Except I have. Not only did I spend my time reading Star Wars novels in elementary school to get my Star Wars fix after AOTC while waiting for ROTS to come to theaters, but I was able to download the old /swco/ book archive before the links got deleted off pastebin. I've read at least 90% of the EU before the Disney buyout.

Luke and all the other high tiers by the end of the Legacy of the Force/Fate of the Jedi are genuinely stupid in power. If you think the upper tier of EU bullshit Force users isn't solar system level, you're mistaken.
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>DC K.O. issue 5
>Doomsday doesn't do anything cool
>unironically gives "we must be better men and break the cycle" speech to Superman
>sacrifices himself so that Superman gets a power boost
>Superman doesn't even kill Darkseid, just makes him return back to his Absolute Universe
Doomsdaybros........what the fuck?
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>>152698310
>You're hero
Brownperman the IMMIGRANT....
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>>152698461
HE'LL RAPE SUPERBOY PRIME IN THE NEW ISSUES, ADAPT TO THE RETCON PUNCH AND BECOME THE EMBODIMENT OF ALL CHANGE AND STORIES TRUST!
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>>152698310
Seth? Defeated those allegations
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>>152698461
OH NONONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>152698462
Kinda lame that you have run every reply, every statement, argument into chatgpt and premind English your first language. We all you're Mexican
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>>152698461
This can't be real
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>>152698461
>gives his last respawn to Superman
KWAB!!
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>>152698461
Doomsday?

Became a BETTER man thanks to KINGtos
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>>152698461
>I was supposed to kill you
>We must break the cycle
Doomsday? Better man.
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>Superman burnt out the sum total power of DC as a setting for a STALEMATE against the OMEGACHAD

*inhales*

The Alpha of Anti-Life. The Builder of Brutaal. The Conqueror of Crisis. The Dominus of Dominion. The Emperor of Entropy. The Forsaker of Free Will. The Glory of Godfrey. The Hangman of Heroism. The Imperator of Invictus. The Judgement upon Justice. The King of Kombat. The Le Hire of Lords. The Mutilator of Miracles. The Nevermore of Nihilists. The Overlord of Omega. The Predator of Prowess. The Questant of Quandries. The Regent of Revelation. The Scourge of Superman. The Tyrant of Trembling. The Uxas of Ultimatums. The Violator of Virtue. The Warden of Worlds. The Xarkseid of Dimension X. The Yeeter of Yuletide. The Zhar of the Z-List.

THE GOD AMONG GODS
THE ANNIHILATOR OF THE ALPHA EFFECT
THE CRISIS ENERGISER
THE SHADOW OVER HEAVEN
THE KING OF INFINITY
THE TIGER FORCE IN ALL THINGS

UXCHAD THE GREAT
APEXPREDATORseid the POWERFUL
HAYMAKERseid the STRIKING
UNBREAKABLEseid UNSURPASSABLE
INDOMITABLEseid the UNYIELDING
CRUELseid the COLDBLOODED
MYSTERYseid the WORDLY
TANKseid the RESOLUTE
UNSTOPPABLEseid the ENDER
DARKNESSseid the BLASTER
JUGGERNAUGHTseid the FEARED
DISCIPLINEDseid the ENLIGHTENED
CONFIDENCEseid the NEVERLOSING
POTENTseid the VIRILE
ALMIGHTYseid the INVINCIBLE
VALORseid the DAUNTLESS
IMPERVIOUSseid the DECIMATOR
REGALseid the ETERNAL
STORMseid the ONCOMING
CRUSHseid the SPACE-TIME CONTROLLING
IMPERATIVEseid the CHOSEN ONE
BEHEMOTHseid the MASTODONIC
MONSTERseid the TERRIFYING
NIGHTseid the HOLE IN ALL THINGS
DEITYseid the SOURCE KILLER
BOOMSEID the TUBULAR
SUPERNOVASEID the MAELSTROM
DARKCHAD THE CHAD
SEIDCHAD THE DARK
CHADDARK THE SEID
SEIDDARK THE CHAD
THE CHAD OF CHADS
loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding x guilt x shame x failure x judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=CHAD
CHADCHAD CHAD CHADCHAD

ENTER CHADSEID
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>>152698521
KINGsday....
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>>152698529
>Superman and Doomsday combined
>still couldn't BTFO Darkseid fully
Jobbers.
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>>152698529
How many fucking crisis have there been
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>>152698529
>Another Crisis
>AFTER they just did Dark Crisis which undid the original Crisis

Motherfucker, where did all the cool events such as Blackest Night gone to? This is just another fucking rehash
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>>152698521
>No feats above building level
>a billion antifeats
>has to leech off scaling to people who have actually done impressive shit
>had one storyline like 20 years ago that made people wank the shit out of him and pretend he was anything more than a jobber
>unironically became a better man after years of being a rampaging monster
FUUUUAAAARRRRKKKK!!!! GREATNESS RECOGNIZES GREATNESS!!
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>>152698461
>>152698521
Unironically hilarious.
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>>152698539
Top of my head

Infinite Crisis
Final Crisis
Dark Crisis
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>>152698539
major event ones
Infinite Earths
Zero Hour technically
Infinite
Final
Metal
Death Metal
and Dark
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>>152698489
>argument into ChatGPT and premind English as your first language
My scholarly insight comes from my wrinkly brain, and I'm not hiding behind that Gokek spic.

Your hero is a CANONICALLY RAPED FAG--- these threads have proven it time and time again.
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>>152698310
Honestly, loved GvS 2, no real research, used New 52 Superman yet composite all his feats from the Silver Age.
The episode was literally made as a fear response to Goku getting a new form in Battle of God and it shows.
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>>152698461
KWABOOTY!!
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>>152698548
>KWABy Culck mocking his master behind his back
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>>152698462
>>152698557
Cooler is so cool, man....
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>>152698540
>>152698539
CRISISeid cares NOT for the limits of lesser beings.

>>152698538
We must be WORSE MEN.
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>>152698587
>Time trapper gets revealed as Doomsday
>skinny and anorexic manlet
>Doomsdayfags keep hyping him up
>just keeps jobbing
>doesn't even do anything in the end
>sacrifices himself so that Superman gets a chance against Darkseid
>all that managed to do is push Darkseid back
You kinda deserve that mocking.
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>>152698604
Normal Doomsday gapes Hulk now and forever and it makes you upset.
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>>152698615
Doomsday gets BTFO.
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>>152698604
>How many battles here have you won?
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>>152698604
>Loses gains
>Because a pathetic soifacing cuck
Wait a minute...
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>>152698616
Nope. He gapes Hulk now and forever as confirmed by canon battle.
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>>152698617
>Only won against KWABzilla since the Hulkfag whining was even stronger than Hulk's anger
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>>152698619
>Hulk already had the strength and power advantage in the fight
>the team literally had to [HEADCANON] Hulk's healing factor by introducing real-life science for a comic book character
>owned by DC
Hulk was robbed, but it doesn't matter. Hulk will avenge that.
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>>152698546
...but enough about Sonic
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>>152698459
>If you think the upper tier of EU bullshit Force users isn't solar system level, you're mistaken.
provide them feats brother
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>>152698619
The fuck you mean "canon?" Death Battle is fan slop
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>>152698626
Nope. Now and forever gaped. Hulk after all his wank wasn't even worthy of a single second of entertaining the idea he beats Doomsday.
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>>152698633
>[COPE]
I can smell your fear. Good.
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>>152698630
Sshhh it's the only way DCucks can cope with the fact that their heroes job a billion times a day to street-tiers
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Literally no one cares about Shitsday and he's dying in 4 weeks to a tranny lizard
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>>152698637
OH NO BRO!
HE'S ABOUT TO GO
3-0
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>>152698630
NewKING......
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>>152698648
>SCPslop
>on the show
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>>152698637
>Stating the cold hard facts of what happened in the episodes we got wrong cast
>[COPE]
Hulksissy you should just quit while you're ahead and Banner carried your green shitter to a single win.
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>>152698644
To be fair, even some things that are technically canon are bullshit. That page is disregarded by readers because it's just so ridiculous.
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>>152698660
>brownoid calling anyone a sissy
Funny.
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>>152698652
Answer my question
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>>152698661
>DCfag shown a page where their FUARKING heroes aren't jiggling infinity or whateve
>NO NO NO NO NONONONO DOESN'T COUNT DOESN'T COUNT
Don't make me go find the page where Perpetua needs to have a quick siesta after merely blowing up one (1) universe.
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>>152698648
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>>152698666
>Race out of NOWHERE because he has no rebuttal
If you stopped posting begging for attention Hulk would never be brought up here again you know.
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>>152698676
Sonic RAPES and GAPES everything in this image and unleashes his hedgehog splooge from his blue spiky balls into their bootyholes
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>>152698676
KINGSDAY vs the average SCPoopy fan
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>>152698666
DEVILulk!
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>>152698670
Dude calm down, I'm a Marvel fan over DC. When something blatantly breaks its own universe's rules, it's bullshit. Just like Black Panther putting Silver Surfer to sleep in a chokehold. It's the writer waking their favorite character, and it is not taken seriously by fans.
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>>152698676
KIIIIINNNGSDAYY
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>GAYRAPEPEDOnic fantasies
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ENOUGH
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>>152698680
>doesn't deny being brown
>DCuck
Many such cases.
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>>152698687
Ironically enough the street-tiers of Marvel are generally more powerful than DC's street-tiers.
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>>152698648
SCPs are for Suggesverse
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>>152698703
So?
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>>152698699
>Still bringing up race
Extremely sad. Just like Infernal Hulk's sales.
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>>152698697
Trailer hype for Sephiroth, Mario is fine.
Mario beats Sephiroth and Kirby on an average day
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question to the Marvel guys here
so does Hulk resist being time paradox'd?
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>>152698711
>admits to being brown
>last issue of the Infernal Hulk was in the top 10
God, I love being white.
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>>152698546
>No feats above building level
to be fair he did tank that blast that was as powerful as a million (billion?) nukes in Hunter/Prey and his fight against Superman in DoS was said shake the planet to its core or smth like that
but it's also canon that he died from a 1/5 surface wiping blast and didn't even grow stronger enough to tank it on a rematch, just bullshitted anti-energy powers to counter it, just like it's canon that Superman would have killed him without dying in their first fight if he wasn't dumb enough to hold back for the majority of it
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>>152698711
We must ADAPT against RACISM...
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>>152698720
No he doesn't
Also Doomsday can shut the Green Door with his bare hands easily btw
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>>152698720
By PUNCHING really hard. There is a reason that the Flash vs the Hulk can go either way.
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>>152698720
Nope. Notice how the Hulknigger conveniently skipped this despite desperately avatarfagging and responding to anything else to do with his green faggot.
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>DUMBsday
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Kratos. Omni-Man. Doomsday.
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>Everyone now either team Hulk or team Doomsday
>Nobody even TRYING to salvage SHITperman's reputation
Could Goku take on Darkseid?
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>>152698742
CANON!!!!!!!!!!
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>>152698732
he should first learn how to dig through a mile of granite in time frames smaller than a decade
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>>152698743
Is this a list of Asura victims?
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>>152698744
no
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>>152698749
list of characters who have not destroyed a mountain on-screen
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>>152698744
No. Darkseid beats Goku easy peasy. He beats Hulk too while he's busy scrapping with Darkseid's dog Doomsday. Some characters are simply on another level.
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>>152698743
All of them really know how to please a trans girlie's gock btw
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>>152698732
Doomsday isn't a gamma mutate and isn't smart enough to close the door. Even if we go by your cope, Hulk regenerated from quarks alone without the green door recently.



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