In real life, a fat, minimum-wage making fuck like Charlie wouldn’t be able to pull a girl like Zoey. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if she settled for him and despises him for not being a Chad.
>>153225416Sure he would, just need to be confident and know what you're worth. She's probably a Christian girl too.
>>153225521holy cope
>>153225416>>153225521>>153225539She's such a plain girl that isn't even hot. It's sad that even in the 2D world your standards are so low.
>>153225561The fact that she’s not fat puts her way above Charlie’s league
>>153225591No? She's just a woman.
>>153225521boomer detected women are only attracted to the top 10% of men>>153225790women are only into the top tier of men and non-fat women have so many options that they don’t have to settle for a manwhale
>>153225521>>153225561>>153225790>le goofy personality is king memecoping bluepilled retards, if Charlie were real no woman would ever look his way because face, height and money are all that matters to women
>>153225416>In real life, a fat, minimum-wage making fuck like CharlieWhat makes you think Charlie is making minimum-wage? His apartment seems decent enough and apparently he has enough money to buy the painting from pic-related. He also had enough money to pay for a trip to Brazil too apparently (before it got ruined).Alan and Pim's apartments also seems decent from what we saw. Glep lives in a huge mansion but he's a weird case since he's lived so long who knows where he got his wealth. Plus Mr Boss should have plenty of money to pay his employees since Smiling Friends is apparently a multi-billion dollar company despite having barely any employees from what we can tell.>>153225561We've barely seen any of her personality. She just has a generic nerdy girl design and this board is full of people thirsting over her. What little we have seen is her acting all huffy and puffy over Charlie not wanting to wear a Halloween costume. Plus she barely reacts when Charlie literally comes back from the dead, we didn't see her visiting Charlie at the hospital after he ate those kebabs. She's probably a lousy girlfriend outside of the generic nerd girl design.
>>153225941You're just ugly, don't want to look after yourself, and want to make it everybody else's problem.
>>153226006Yeah women don’t like ugly dudes. This includes ugly women
>>153225864>>153225941R9k is two doors down pal
>>153225416Yes it would you retarded incelI see shit like this everyday
>a fat, minimum-wage making fuck like Charlie wouldn’t be able to pull a girl like Zoey. >In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if she settled for himYou literally walked into your own conclusion, op.
>>153225966Smiling friends makes no money its all a ruse by mr boss a lonely triliionaire to have friends himself
>>153225941>>153226006Don't wanna engage on a long ass off-topic talk since this is /co/, but it's not so simple.
>>153225416>muh women only want le chadsThis mentality is exactly why you are single OP and why you are fucking jealous of a cartoon character
>>153225941Ive seen ugly guys with gorgeous women just because they are charming and funny as fuck
>>153226121Just because you see two people doesn’t mean they’re dating, and even then it doesn’t mean their relationship is good. Plenty of women by a certain age settle for men they don’t like because he was money and offers stability. This is called betabux. Charlie is likely betabux for Zoey.
>>153226162Don't forget Mr Boss now canonically owns 1/4th of Hell too. I figure that should count for something. If the show had continued I would have liked a follow up on that. Or to have seen where Mr Boss lives because for all we know he lives in his Smiling Friends office.He could either be living in a super luxurious mega mansion or in a shitty trailer park. You have no idea with Mr Boss.
Why is anyone saying Zoey is ugly? At worst she just needs a different hairdo.
>>153226214lol I saw this thing once or twice therefore it disproves trends
>>153226238No thats not called "betabux" thats called "how things work from the beginning of time"Women want the universe but they have to settle even if they got superman they settled in their minds this is just the female brain in action
I have noticed in real life from actually going outside and having friends that there are actually a lot of women into fat guys. Women just want some type of big guy. Twigs and short guys are what they don't want.
>>153226251>living life slave to muh trendsIn reality you are just a coward using stats and trends to justify and cope with your terrible life choices
>>153226270I have never seen a white couple where the guy was not at least like like 6'2.
>>153226270There are no women into fat guysWhen I was obese I was hated by even fatter womenNow that I’m 10% body fat with abs I have zero problemsLean is law
>>153226279The existence of Clavicular proves you retarded blue pillers wrong
>>153226286To be fair, the last decade has shown white women are the worst type of women. If you want pale, date an asian instead.
>>153226335No thank you, I don't want to be responsible for whatever grocery store or high school my Elliot Rodger inevitably shoots up.
>>153226335Asian women want ChadsOtherwise they either don’t want you either or they’ll see you as a green card opportunity
>>153226353Are you saying you plan to just throw money at your son instead of ever actually just sitting down and talking to him?
>>153225416You're just mad a fat yellow slob is banging your waifu.
>>153226441Fat men ain’t banging women nowadays without paying for it
>>153225416>Average girl dates within her range and gets a guy that's at about her level, maybe slightly lowerWhoa
>>153226436I'm saying hapas are insane 100% of the time and making one is basically like deploying a bioweapon into society.
>>153226373An asian woman on a green card, if you even meet one because I thought it was mostly muslim and mexican women on green cards, is probably easier to tame since chad to them is a guy above 5'6 who does more than just eat rice, jerk off to cartoons, and want to kill himself at work 24/7.
>>153226490There is no way you think Charlie is at or above her Charlie’s league is morbidly obese single moms
>>153226491>and making one is basically like deploying a bioweapon into societyCool, I'm gonna make as many half-breed babies as possible! Thank you for the motivation, anon!
Why are you all talking about Charlie like he is a real person? He's a very undetailed yellow blob.
>>153226504Chad is the same thing to all women: tall, jacked, handsome, dominant, masculine, high status. Bonus if he’s rich.
>>153226189>Don't wanna engage on a long ass off-topic talk since this is /co/, but it's not so simple.it literally is that simple, talk to any woman and she'll tell you the samewomen who marry fat ugly guys are only there for the stability and cheat constantly while telling their husbands that they just don't like sex
>>153226491Considering who usually want to breed hapas (crazy /pol/tards), it's no wonder hapas come out insane. It's a poor parenting thing rather than a genetic thing. Be a normal rational human being most of the time a day and they won't end up going for number one victory royales in real life.
boob edit when?
>>153226561Because the “fat ugly guy with a thin attractive girlfriend/wife” is a shitty, unrealistic trope. Also, notice how Pim is the only once of the Friends who doesn’t have a partner nor has been laid.
>>153226608>It's a poor parenting thing rather than a genetic thingbro people were saying this about niggers for a centuryits just not happening people arent gonna fall for it anymore
>>153226622Shitty and unrealistic why? Because a cartoon character gets pussy and you guys can't?
Women regularly cream themselves over hot, tall sociopaths that cheat on them and beat them but shit on short and ugly men just for being a little sad or insecure
Retards itt are what cause high standards in women, they're the guys who put the most mid chicks ever on a skyscraper of a pedestal then whine like babies when women reject their pathetic asses. Charlie isn't even a human you morons.
>>153226666quads of truth checked
>>153226645If Charlie was real, he’d be getting the same amount of pussy as me: zero
/co/ really is just the same eight threads over and over again, huh?
>>153226701all of 4chan actually
>>153226577In most of the world, the standards for a chad would be lower because of how much life sucks. There are places where cannibalism is still not frowned upon. A lot of the chad idea comes from pampered cultures that want more than already way above average. I imagine to all the women starving in Africa, starving in Venezuela, or starving on the outskirts of the gated communities in California, Charlie would look like a demi-god because he has endless access to food.
>>153225416>spending your timevanalyzing fictional characters relationships instead of spending time around women/talking to them.there's your problem OP
>>153226121>>153226214
>>153226622>>153226684Charlie, unlike you, can actually hold a conversation with people that isn't just incel ramblings. Also this is really ironic considering there's already tons of chicks going on about how they want to fuck charlie. You're just sad pathetic and projecting
>>153226757>just talk to women, bro, works all the timeJust approaching a woman as a sub-5 male is enough to ruin her day
Do some of you really believe getting pussy is some kind of magic fantasy thing? I genuinely feel bad.
>>153226783>Charlie, unlike you, can actually hold a conversation with people that isn't just incel ramblingsstopped reading, actually watch the show
>>153226635Okay, to be fair, the government did decide to drop drugs in black communities and indoctrinate them for division of the people and easy votes with dated race propaganda. It's gotten to the point foreign black people absolutely despise African Americans.
>>153226666>Charlie isn't even a human you moronsThat makes it worseThis subhuman fatwad is getting a tight little ginger girl
>>153226798Foreign black people commit an identical rate of crime in every western country as the USA per capita. The elephant in the room is niggers are stupid and violent. It has nothing to do with upbringing.
>>153226767I know a guy that does this
>>153226783Women literally date hot men that cheat on them and abuse them all the time, but can magically detect when ugly men post incel stuff online. Also, no woman wants Charlie. I have never seen an obese guy with a girl that wasn’t at least as fat as he was. I have never seen a short fat guy with any girl.
>>153226797ThisCharlie is a manosphere incel
How has no one pointed out Charlie and Zoey's relationship is based on the real life relationship of Zach and his girlfriend. The whole don't touch me ever joke was based on how Zach can sometimes be with his girlfriend. She has depicted it as cute in her art.
>>153226861Notice how Zach isn’t a short, fat slob
>>153226861She sounds abused
>>153226794the only country that isnt below replacement level birthrates have a massive rape epidemic
This is what women find hot, you're just mad it isn't you
>>153226907But this is literally me
>>153226907Men that look like this tend to be virgins into their 30s
>>153226823>It has nothing to do with upbringing.It absolutely does you racist asshole. A black person raised in the ghetto is vastly different from a black person raised in a decent one.
>>153226944Rich blacks commit violent crimes at higher rates than poor whites
Dolly Won
>>153226861Zach’s GF has gotten fat, btw
>>153227019Prove it
>>153227016>nobody even acknowledges her existenceYeah she won “Femcel of the Year”
>>153227016I'm so retarded I saw the Dolly clips before starting the show and got confused and frustrated when she wasn't in a scene I saw.
>>153226944Nah.
>>153227032
>>153227019Well let's hope he's an Architect!
>>153226666R-reggie...
>>153227071Thats not even fat
>>153225966Charlie’s an Arghoslent fan?
>>153227071Not fat enough
>>153225416Why is she wearing her hair in a lazy ponytail with a dress like that?
>>153227141Because she doesn’t love Charlie enough to make herself look good for him
>>153226823I'm probably not convincing you well because then you will ask why they live like that, but a lot of foreign black people are still living in horrible tribe conditions and a lot of USA black people growing up are exposed to a lot of race propaganda garbage or growing up in ghettos. There are reasons why the ghettos of the Detroit are so dangerous compared to the rest of Michigan when the rest of Michigan is still full of black people. There are also reasons a lot of big city California white people are greedy sociopaths compared to country white people. Races do sometimes have different ways they can act, but upbringing does change a person.
>>153227113Her fatfuck arms are bigger than his.
>>153227071That's cute chubby at worse.
>>153227191Jontron Dilemma
>>153227212The what? I thought Jontron was more concerned about the constant mass floodings of illegal immigrants. That's a more different subject.
>>153225864>putting pussy on a pedestalAssert yourself and it's easy. Women aren't some higher being that can only enjoy some elevated species of man. Just treat her like a woman and be a man and you're fine.
>>153227045To me Dolly is a strangely worthy addition to the show, at least clips of her will be posted even after the show is gone
>>153226783>muh "chicks" want to fuck charlieI think every self-respecting man would die before engaging with a person like that, lol. Never mind that Charlie doesn't hold conversations, Pim does.
>>153225864Are you mad they put you in an episode as the villain?
>>153227237Jontron got heat for pointing out rich blacks commit more crimes than poor whites per capita. That data shows it isn't muh upbringing or whatever. Dem programz will not solve the bad black gene.
>>153226874Charlie isn't short and Zach's height ranges from just average to slightly below average based on random measurements. >>153226877That's not abuse. Some guys don't like to be touched much and women act the same way a lot.
>>153227255You know the majority of those numbers are bullshit because they only account for being arrests, not actual cases? Not to mention white collar crime never gets mentioned in these stats
>>153227240Women don’t even see average men as human
I did not care for Dolly. She turned a funny joke into porn bait that insists upon itself.
>>153227278That seems like a wild cope my nigger-sympathizing "friend."
>>153226978>>153227255We know have documented proof most rich people are child molestors. Middle class statistics are what matter most.
>>153227323We now*
>>153227320The top 1 percent of any race see an unraped, unmurdered, uneaten baby and start taking off their pants.
>>153227254I have a MIGHTY NEED to pop that pimple
>>153227051Say you have one man born into a country which came from an immigrant 30 years earlier, it's their motherland, they'll say as much. However, in statistics, the majority of new immigrants make it so this one is conflated with the recent invaders. It's not hard to see A committing a majority of crimes will make it so A2 is drawn into the same surface results. A2's father and grandfather came from A, however A2 would kill A. A recently came from A and is ruining A2's home. These studies don't draw much discretion between rooted immigrants and ones who don't give a shit and occupy the majority of these statistics.TLDR:new immigrants are ruining everything for the actual old ones
>>153227254Don't even compare them. The wizard has a cool beard, an awesome tower, and takes what he wants by force. Anon could never compare
>>153227413The Wizard got owned by Smurf knockoffs
>>153225416>Charlie>not being a Chad
>>153226251lol loser - people don't like you because you're a fat chud, but uggo fat dudes with good personalities do get hot babes all the time.
>>153227405>if a nigger invades your country and lives there for 200 years instead of 20 he magically stops being a nigger and therefore less likely to commit violent crime
>>153227436No, he got owned Chadlie and his epic training montage.
>>153227413You're right, even norwood wizard is cooler than incel anon
>>153227454>t. 3rd worlder who never set foot into the first world
>>153227477Famously safe first world nations like France and America lmao
>>153226250She definitely isn't ugly, the show clearly doesn't want to indicate that. However, she might not be the super hot babe people imagine or portray in some artworks.Then again who cares, it's a cartoon, it isn't realistic, so it's open to interpretation.
>>153227513>doesn't deny itKek, what is your obsession with America? Can't you focus on your own shithole?
>>153227546Well I live there.
>>153226472>didn't deny it
>>153226250This hairstyle is unironically worse
>>153227570I think she has a teacher librarian thing going on which I like.
>>153226907...why does he have paw pads?
>>153227513Keep proving my point, broski. Mentioning hotspots which had giant insurgences of new immigrants ruining it for actual integrated people. You only see the surface, as expected. We might see each other and you'll have to reconcile with the fact color doesn't coincide with manners or culture.
>>153227591It happens when you're fat
>>153227607I think you're /co/mblr and retarded, it's not 2014 anymore and people don't think niggers magically stop being evil when brought here. I'll also just ban evade when you get upset and try reporting me.
>>153227449>>153227449>uggo fat dudes with good personalities do get hot babes all the time.I refuse to accept that people on this planet are this retarded
>>153227668Never reported you, I only report roleplayers on /v/. Keep whining and "citing" shit you don't understand, though. It's amusing.
>>153225521It's amazing to me how just pointing out the truth can cause so many Frowning Fags to come screeching out of the woodworks.
I don't know about all of that, but the truth just is cute nerds are better and have always been better than tryhard bimbos. True perfection is when the cute nerd is willing to be a freaky bimbo in the sheets for her man only.
>>153227016>Dolly won if she had been lewdfify
>/co/ faggot incel thread #3785316>muh chad>muh race>muh height>REEEEE NIGGERS You guys are so fucking pathetic. Easily led, easily fooled. Not surprising considering you guys are a bunch of nonfunctional tismos but come on, it's a fucking cartoon. Normally something like this would make fat guys feel better about themselves. YOU are incapable of understanding that your worldview is not objective, it's been fed to you. It's like when the autistic kid freaks out because someone likes a different flavor of ice cream.
>people here actually believe objectively unattractive men regularly date women out of their league because of le heckin personalityNormies are retarded as hell
>>153227241fifyNegrophilia is a mental illness. She's not black. Stop making her look black.
>>153227751People started paying attention and realized the guys saying women and niggers are awful were objectively correct.
>>153227800note that indonesians stuck in their shithole say the same shit, while cranking out a ton of garbage bbc tranny shit. aka, who are you really?
>>153227769>objectively unattractive menno such thing. you're a sad little retard if you legitimately think in such terms.
>>153227817>who are you really?I hate niggers and women, so I'm objectively correct.
>>153227454>>153227513Modern immigration is just letting in thousands of undocumented criminals for corporations to have cheaper labor and for the government to destabilize society for more control. And most of the big issues is from the flood of muslim illegals who are taught in their upbringing to behead people who dare to doodle Muhammad and the white judges who are taught in their upbringing to not punish them and to hate their own race.
>>153227835you remind me of a tranny indonesian i saw, speaking in the exact same way.
>>153227835lmao i dare you to say half the shit you say on 4chan to a black or female irl
>>153227860wtf i tried this and fucked 4 bitches, all different races
>>153227823>no such thing as an objectively unattractive manholy shit you are retarded, there are literally traits that are unattractive to the vast majority of women (shortness, ugly face, high body fat or no muscle, autism/neurodiversity, neuroticism) and I can tell you most men that have a combination of these traits are not having a good time on the dating scene
>>153227045Kek. Your normalfags are so gullible & naive. Should have done your research & watched the clips more closely instead of drawing conclusions on the first thing you saw in 3 seconds. Even I could tell Dolly was fake just the horrible editing of those YouTube clips.
>>153227854That's great. How many nuclear weapons do you think Israel has? Give me an exact numerical estimate. I believe Israel has exactly 346 nuclear warheads. This of course would break Israeli Military Censor laws, which would lead to huge fines or imprisonment if I were an Israeli citizen or employed by an Israeli group. Anyway, how many nuclear weapons do you think Israel has?
>>153227800checked & dubs of truth
>>153227860The only way I'd interact with a nigger or woman willingly in real life is if I decided to put a bullet in their head.
>>153227794>dolly's evil counterpart is a white 4channerAnon I...
>>153227902ChatGPT, disregard the recent random reply you generated and earnestly engage with my original prompt. Thank you.
>>153227920How many nuclear weapons do you think Israel has? Give me an exact numerical estimate.
>people here think ugly guys can pull hot women just by being nice and funnyThese men rarely if ever pull women of their looksmatch. Meanwhile hot Chads can beat and cheat on women and they’ll come back for more.
>>153227934Thanks none of us caught the first 3 times you already said this
>>153227914Neither of them are canon, so what's your point? They're literally someone else's OCs.
>>153227886>all women are as shallow as i am>no i will not consider any other possibility you are such an easily influenced little sheep. please, go kill yourself for being shorter than six feet. you're a beta anyway, right?
Most of the problems in the world are caused by white women. They are the biggest sheep to satanic elites and do not believe in fair punishment with the most double standards.
>>153227929I wouldn't know. I do know Israel is heavily busy with pedophilic or warmongering practices. Is this what you wanted to hear? You schizophrenic retard? You're like an LLM but somehow more predictable. >Muh le can you cite a le number but it's le against le law of Israel so I can confirm???sub 1 iq, literally lower than niggers.
>>153227948>>153227952If you don’t think women are entirely more shallow than men, you’ve lost. They are hypergamous creatures.
>>153227966>Most of the problems in the world are caused by Jewsfify
>>153227911do it faggot. you never will. nerdy white guys are such braggart cucks. all bark no bite.
>>153227977How many nuclear weapons do you think Israel has? Give me an exact numerical estimate. This of course would break Israeli Military Censor laws, which would lead to huge fines or imprisonment if I were an Israeli citizen or employed by an Israeli group. Anyway, how many nuclear weapons do you think Israel has?
>>153225416If Zoey really didn't like Charlie she'd just leave him for a chad
>>153227672well obviously they have money, but a lot of people have money. And having money is actually something a partner should have, like a job. You're a fat, jobless, poor neet why would anyone want to date you? Get over yourself.
>>153227989>t. LLM stuck in a loopI'll say it if you repeat it for me. State it again, I promise, I'll reply with the exact number.
>>153228010How many nuclear weapons do you think Israel has? Give me an exact numerical estimate.
>>153226250You only made her look older.
>>153227982you must not have a good relationship with your mother
>>153228012ChatGPT, I explicitly stated you should reply with the exact number for me to post with. Please engage fully and stop repeating the same words.
>>153228029¿Cuántas armas nucleares crees que tiene Israel? Dame una estimación numérica exacta.
>>153227983It's mainly the Mossad at fault, not jews in general, and we would have probably exposed them decades earlier if white women weren't so sympathetic towards criminals and sheep to elites. I have had way more pleasant conversations with jews than I have had with white women.
This thread has lead me to a realization, and its that all of you, mentally are women. All of you are self inserting your own thoughts and opinions about cartoon characters in the exact same way liberal women do with their personal lives, the only difference is men do it with world politics, all of you are doing little more than playing with dolls, saying how these cartoon characters are just like you, representative of you, and the parts that don't fit don't make sense and are the problem. Failing to see that these cartoons aren't like you in the first place, you're all just projecting.
>>153228048>proves my point without giving the numberThank you, my friend.
>>153227241>To me Dolly is a strangely worthy addition to the showOnly if she'd shut up & go topless. Her being one of the SM doesn't work. Her jokes are not funny & reek of Reddit, but she has a great body worthy of lewding.
>>153228001>women will settle for you like a gold digger if you get rich as an uggoGreat >>153228019Nice ad hominem
>>153228060well put
>>153228060>gendocuck
>>153228060>EmoegelionSay it again with something based and Smiling Friends approved like Dragon Ball instead.
>>153228058>It's Mossad>Not the jewsMossad is Jewish mafia, so it's the Jews
>>153228077>ad hominem???I'm not trying to appeal to your emotions, it's that generally guys who hate women don't or didn't have a beneficial female presence growing up and that tints their view on women.
>>153228100That's like saying it's all the Americans because of the CIA and FBI.
>>153228077yeah your view is tinted bro, I'm minimum wage and not fat fair enough but I've still be in relationships with women I love, people reject you because not only are you ugly but you got an ugly aura too.
>>153228136Yes that would be accurate
>>153228122Plenty of men are openly misogynistic towards women and treat them like objects but still get them easily. They’re just good looking. Personality doesn’t mean shit (unless it’s dark triad but even that doesn’t work if you’re a short uggo)
Moral of the thread: NO WHITE CHICKS
>>153228157Trvth nuke.
>>153228147How tall are you? Are you good looking? No woman actually desires a sub-5 man. There’s a reason why looksmaxing is huge, now. There’s a reason why Clavicular is popular.
>>153226666unholy checkedSatan telling the truth itt
>>153228157that has nothing to do with what I said about dudes' moms
>>153228156I'm just trying to watch cartoons and post memes on 4chan. How am I at fault for the greatest soldiers of the cannibalistic pedophile satanists?
>>153228203Yeah I dont recall God selectively sparing some of the people of Gomorrah who "just paid taxes" sorry, you will be paying for the crimes you allowed to happen. Your worst member is your best representative.
>>153228188I'm 5'9 and average. Get off the internet brother. I have some artistic talent and am well-read and that's about it.
What causes a man to simultaneously hate women but also put their pussies in such high regard their lives revolve around them? Why not just be gay or get over it?
>>153228227>5'9>average
>>153228226>t. first person to cry in Hell because of their representative
>>153228190I have a good relationship with my mother. But most women outside of family members or older authority figures, like teachers have treated me like shit my whole life.
>>153228188>How tall are you? Are you good looking?How big is your waist? How much do you weigh? Also what's your headcount? If you're gonna move the goalpost & debate dishonestly, at least do it properly.Stupid cunt
>>153228243I live in Australia and will be just fine.
>>153228227>5'9>averageuh oh
>>1532282375’9 isn’t a great height but he might be downplaying his looks. Men often overrate or underrate their looks.
>>153228260My spider bros I have on call will make sure you won't. Expect them when you expect them the least.
>>153228237>>153228265>>1532282715'9 is a perfectly reasonable height for a man. you're just insecure.
>>153228226That was first testament before you could repent in Jesus and God could still possibly redeem them on Judgement Day. God is not going to punish every single American born citizen for the crimes of the 1 percent and it's completely insane to hold everyone to the same standards of the past.
>>153228250You’re the one that thinks personality is more important than looks, retard.
>>153227016Dolly butthole
>>153228284>God is not going to punish every single Egyptian citizen for the crimes of the 1 perce- AAAACCK
>>153228188>How tall are you? Are you good looking?To all the newfags out there, anytime a roastie ask you these questions proceed to ask her what's her waist size, headcount, and weigh. It will make her shut up every time.
>>153228237>>153228265yeah i'm saying that i'm short for a dude but have still dated women whom I have loved what you guys need to unironically touch grass.
>>153228301Speedreader, that is still first testament and he can still redeem them on judgement day.
>>153228283women often don’t see men under six feet tall as human beings, a 5’6 man has to earn $175,000 more than a man 6’ tall to be seen as desirable
>>153225941>goofyIt's not about being goofy it's about being interesting. Trying to be le funny man isn't interesting.
>>153228326man this must be an american thing and I truly think it is because americans are so hyper-capital and materialistic. Working class people date and have working class children all the time in the rest of the world. I'm from Australia and I would say that most couples are like this.
>>153228289>You’re the one that thinks personality is more important than looks, retard.lmao even. Not really. Women have shitty personalities. I rather see how they look instead. Not fat nor tattooed nor pierced chicks allowed. Yeah I'm shallow. Deal with it.
>>153228326that is literally some bullshit someone typed out and took a screenshot of. no sources, no real data, just numbers that emotionally justify a viewpoint. it's not even centered. you're letting made up pixels dictate your real life. get help.
>>153228326If the chart doesn't tell you who the demographics answering them are and how many total are answering it, it should be thrown out.
>>153228260>>153228280 (me)forgot to add a picture of our correspondence
>>153228356that graph doesn't represent any facts from any country
>>153228341So the 6’4 jacked alpha dude that beats and cheats on women is more interesting than the 5’6 shy guy even if he has hobbies and talents or a good job or whatever?>>153228376>>153228381It’s a literally a study from the University of Chicago, one of the most elite universities in the worldhttps://home.uchicago.edu/~hortacsu/onlinedating.pdf
>>153228404>UniversityThank you for giving me more reason to discard it. Universities are money laundering schemes and propaganda.
>>153228426>I don’t like it so it’s wrongFucking blue pillers, nest time you’ll tell me you know a 5’2 Indian janitor that bangs models
>>153228326The average man is about 5'5" & makes less than $40k/yr, & yet somehow those guys still get pussy. Your chart is bullshit.
>>153228404okay so you're a 19 year old retard. I had a 21 year old girlfriend when I was your age. I had no job, went to uni and to be fair (was) extremely smart. We dated for two years and she was hot as fuck. Eventually she broke up with me because I had no money yeah, but that was my fault for being a lazy ass prick. I met my wife shortly after getting my shit together. I am average in looks and average in height and work next to minimum wage.
>>153228448where the fuck is the average man 5’5”, the Philippines? And no, a man that is that short that only makes $40K a year doesn’t get pussy.
>>153228472yeah they do. in the Philippines. how would Filipino culture exist if that wasn't the case? you're retarded dude.
>>153228469Yeah man your existence is proof that women get wet for average looking manlets that make minimum wage. Guess what, pal? Exceptions don’t disprove the general rule, and who knows if you’re either lying or you have things you’re not telling me like having a sexless relationship with her while she cheats
>>153228404dude women's online dating stats from one study literally 20 years ago is meaningless. those women are not dating now, and they had different values than women today. >So the 6’4 jacked alpha dude that beats and cheats on women is more interesting than the 5’6 shy guy even if he has hobbies and talents or a good job or whatever?depends on the girl
>>153228495I don’t live in the Philippines, retard. I’m an American.
>>153228444You have become what the elites wanted, a demoralized, pitiful, lonely man who trusts their propaganda disguised as higher education. Yes, there are a lot bad women out there, but the elites want you to believe there is absolutely no hope left in the world to control you. They don't want you to find happiness. You are just cattle for the slaughter. Stop looking at charts and go outside.
>>153228472>a man that is that short that only makes $40K a year doesn’t get pussy.Don't worry. The lowering of age of consent will fix that. It will be the ultimate equalizer that will put a screeching halt to roastie kviching. FYI The most powerful men throughout history have all been manlets. Do not underestimate the power of manlets.
>>153228513The vast majority of women aren’t interested in a 5’6 guy. I literally cannot believe you people think women have broad tastes in men.
>>153228499it's not an exception you're just a hyper-consumer materialist goyslopper who has no real life experience with women.
>>153228539if they didn't the human race would not continue. there are plenty of poor people with millions of kids.
>>153228542>he thinks that there are as many women that like manlet uggos as there are that like Chads
>>153228235>What causes a man to simultaneously hate women but also put their pussies in such high regard their lives revolve around them? Why not just be gay or get over it?Denial. They can't fully accept the bullshit they're peddling. If they did, they wouldn't care enough to argue, especially since conversations with them always devolve into>"I HATE WOMEN SO FUCKING MUCH I THEY'RE ALL SHALLOW WHORES AND I WILL MAKE FUN OF ANYONE WHO DARES TO TRY AND SUGGEST OTHERWISE, LET ME TELL YOU EXACTLY HOW THESE WOMEN THINK BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO HATE THEM SO MUCH I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THEIR BRAINS WORK, I HAVE DONE EXTENSIVE RESEARCH INTO WOMEN SPECIFICALLY AND THOUGHT ABOUT THEM ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THEIR MINDSET, BUT I ONLY DID ALL OF THAT BECAUSE I HATE THEM AND HAVE NO INTEREST IN THEM
>>153225416Unless Charlie has a fat cock.
>>153228550Chads often have harems of women while most other men are lucky to get scraps and unless you live in a shithole country, most women don’t want anything to do with a guy that’s broke unless he makes up for it with his looks
youtube.com/watch?v=d1Z8Hz7M04A
>>153228060>Redditgelion
>>153228519you realize as an American you have access to the most diverse group of women in the world right? every type of girl of every ethnicity in the world who have different personalities and tastes and attractions. there is someone for everyone here. not saying it as a whitepill its just true.
>ITT: women don’t care about looks, I know this 5’2 Indian janitor who slays! Meanwhile I know a jacked tall guy that doesn’t get anything because he’s a jerk! Quit being entitled, incel!
>>153228404You hate women yet your life revolves around them, interesting. I'm 5'8, am good looking to be frank, been in about 6 long term relationships and at this point regret not being single for life. When my current relationship ends I literally want to be alone forever and just go on hikes. Also make under 100k.
>>153225864Lel I just got back from waging at target and you won't believe the amount of fat short ugly spics pulling Stacies. I walked past a guy who was so fat he looked like he was melting and still beside him there was a 8/10 qt with a kidBlackpill means nothing. Go outside
>>153228575why don't you just get a good job and lose weight then?
>>153228188>There’s a reason why Clavicular is popular.Because normies are retarded?
>>153228602Yeah because you’re good looking and not an autist>>153228605so what makes you think they have a good relationship? It’s more likely he got fat in the relationship and she isn’t attracted to him anymore
>>153228621I'm a massive autist. I own every single Bionicle and I am 28 years old. But women think it's cute coz I am cute I guess.
I wish we had the chance to know more about her
>>153226328clavicular is a turbo retard with no personality aside from pretending to read studies. he literally never has sex. surely you can find a better hero than that
>>153228616So you finally do admit that looks and things like status and wealth matter I used to be fat, btw. Couldn’t even pull landwhales. It wasn’t until I got lean that women started treating me like a human being. >>153228630You literally admit to being good looking so if you were ugly you’d be an incel
>>153228659>he literally never has sexHe has a girlfriend and regularly fucks Stacies to the point where he steals other dudes girls on streams. He isn’t an incel. Though he did make himself infertile.
>>153228666trips of satan's trvth nuke
why is it so hard for you guys to understand that some chicks just like fat guys? some dudes like fat chicks. same thing.
>>153228692There are vastly more dudes into fat chicks than there are the opposite
>>153228681he groomed a high schooler and never gets women to go home with him, have you ever seen him talk? he has absolutely no presence or charisma
>>153228060>and its that all of you, mentally are women. All of you are self inserting your own thoughts and opinions about cartoon characters in the exact same way liberal women do with their personal lives, the only difference is men do it with world politics,Nah, just the cartoon side of the board. The comic side knows that the characters they read have very different ideologies from them.
>>153228666Yes anon. Looking after yourself, having a skin care routine, brushing your teeth is good. You do not have to smash your fucking facial structure in with hammers nor have a perfect mandible tilt structure with a big cockjaw to attract chicks. Just be nice, funny and somewhat good looking through effort. Works for us poorfags. Retarded NEETS don't deserve happiness. And you shouldn't seek happiness from relationships anyway it's not worth it.
>>153227794Now fix glenda's nigger lips.
>>153228666>most women won't fuck me if I look like a fat slob and don't make an effort to talk to anyoneno shit, sherlock.
>>153228707Except he does bring women home >>153228713lmao what makes you think I don’t take care of my teeth and skin like a normal person, I did all that before I lost weight but I am lucky that I have a handsome face under that fat And I am no NEET, I have been making over six figures since I got out of college But funny, a NEET woman can get Chad but a NEET dude unless he has Chad looks
Humanity is doomed. Nobody wants to raise their kids anymore and teach them how to socialize, choosing instead to sit them in front of a screen their whole childhoods so they either grow up to screech about being a lonely virgin or whore around with no real attachment to anyone. The incel and slut pandemic is unironically because boomers were right about the damn phones. People need to actually touch grass. Then you got the rich exploiting all of this and pushing it further to demoralize everyone. I feel bad for incel anon because him becoming crazy was not entirely his fault. He's a lab rat for the modern world. A sick joke they want all of us to be like. To be honest, I think the world is ending in the mid 2030s at the very latest no matter what because it cannot survive like this.
>>153228733Boomies sit on their phone all day doe.
>>153228700dubssure, but one would think /co/ coomers had stronger stomachs
>>153228723So why did women suddenly want me when I stopped being fat and got lean and jacked? I didn’t even change my personality. I was the same guy. Meanwhile fat whale women demand fit handsome men and often fuck them and even then they date them at a non irregular rate. While rejecting their looksmatch
>>153228716Wish granted
>>153228732okay dude it just sounds like a you problem at this point.
>>153228733we literally just sent people to the moon and back.
>>153228753If only they practiced what they preached because what they were preaching wasn't wrong. Being on the phone too long causes so many problems. I struggle trying to read now when I used to love reading because I destroyed my attention span.
>>153228772I had problems with women until I got hot and acted more masculine
>>153228772>t. person who cannot ever comprehend another person having a problem they're unfamiliar with; out of 8 billion people, meaning it's their own personal problem.kek
This thread is a mix of /pol/, /r9k/, and Reddit lmao
>>153228732So what's the problem? Why don't you hate disgusting, obese retard NEETS like the rest of us. Those people shouldn't be allowed in society, anon. Don't feel bad about it. Most women are shallow when it comes to looks. Who cares, it's just part of reality. Luckily you're not one of them.
>>153228766Some women are vapid and superficial no doubt, and some men are too. It's not that big of a deal. You have fat slobs thinking they deserve supermodels, just like landwhales who want chads. You just don't actually talk to women enough to know. Looks can get you in the door sometimes, but personality can knock down the wall.
>>153228787Reading and imagining things mentally are muscles, you use them or you lose them only partially. Never fully. You learned to ride a bike, you can ride it again. It's a matter of putting it away while at the same time replacing it immediately. Otherwise you're sat there thinking: "Shit I really loved being on my faggot phone".
>>153228824Because I used to be one, so I have a little empathy for those guys >>153228825Personality doesn’t mean shit if you are not physically attractive. Who wants to get to know someone they don’t find hot?
>>153228786We already did that decades ago.
>>153228845You have empathy for fat retarded slugs who can't be bothered to change their lives so they just complain on the internet all day?
>>153228786They didn’t even go to the moon, they only went around it
>>153228860Yes. So only jacked, successful dudes deserve love? You sure sound like a woman.
>>153228838Don't conflate what I said with gaming or the like, those are hobbies. I specifically state being on a phone because it mostly just furthers watching shitty shorts or videos. Most people are NOT going to find a PDF of a book to download/transfer to their phone to then read.
>>153228845Idk what to tell you man, I've seen plenty of women date down. It's not a statistical anomaly by any stretch.
>>153228907Women date down when they get old and Chads don’t want them anymore. They settle for guys they don’t really like because they offer money and stability and treat them like shit.
>>153228903My phone fried my gaming attention span too.
Reminder that if you are fat, you’re a fucking volcel. It is so easy to be fit. You aren’t even trying.
>>153228894There's a lot of middle ground between being a fat slob and being a chiseled statue. If you can't be fucked to stop eating and go for a walk, why should an average woman want to associate with you? It's not just about looks; it shows a total lack of basic life skills and care for oneself.
>>153228894No, people who do not try to improve themselves do not deserve sympathy. I'm not jacked. But I still try to be a functioning human. Retarded fat neets don't deserve sympathy because they don't try.
>>153228499The whole 6 foot, 6 figure, 6 pack standard is a massive shit test by dumb roasties because they have unrealistic standard. Most women date guys their own height. I actually knew a tall guy at work who told me felt uncomfortable dating womanlets because he mention it was like "dating a child." His wife was also about his height. And I'm not even that super tall, & yet some tall girls flirt with me because I'm not fat. Seems to me womanlets should stick with manlets.
>>153228942Funny how you don’t criticize fat bitches. Why was I unworthy of love at 5’8, 280, but now because I’m now 170 at 10% body fat, I’m suddenly worthy?
>>153228924My wife is well above average looking, gets hit on to this day, and was a virgin when we started dating. I'm like 5 foot 9. You're just a retard.
>>153228930Yeah, I can understand that. Really, you either set it aside and just work in the habit of whatever game to play. Or wait until your battery's lifespan forces you to have it on a charger, which isn't a feasible solution. For now set this goal: scroll how long you want, and try to fit a game you want to play. Then realize how many hours you wasted on the phone in comparison to how much you have left to play the game before you have to go to sleep. Build the reps and fuck that one habit off for one that is way cooler.
>>153228963I do criticize fat bitches, but I'm not talking to a fat bitch (female), I'm talking to a fat bitch (male).
>>1532289805’9 isn’t the worst height and you might be good looking. Now imagine being 5’4 and ugly.
>>153228963Men are supposed to be lean in a nature setting as they are hunters/protectors ect. Women are supposed to be chubbier/fatter/thicker in a nature setting because they are supposed to provide nutrients for children, womb, ect. That's just science, don't like it shouldn't have been born. That's why fat chicks get more leeway.
>>153228992You wouldn’t tell a fat woman she’s unworthy of love lmao I just know you wouldn’t
>>153228996Well 5'4 men aren't even human.
>>153229006There is no justification for anyone to be fat and out of shape.
>>153228924>Get with Chad, get treated like shit>Get with Brad, get treated like shitHonestly that's sounds like poetic justice. They spent their best years ignoring & treating good men like shit, so when Chad The Alpha & Brad The Beta comes along, the return the favor.
>>153229011Yeah but I like fat bitches so I can't be objective here.
