Nepeta EditionQott- Do you love nepeta? Was Nepeta robbed? Should had Karkat given nep a chance? What sex position would you fuck Nepeta in?Last Dream Bubble >>153243556
True hood niggas love this funny-ass cat girl
>>153273268>qotthave yall ever heard of the goblin rape sex position? no? okay now i sound weird, thats how im fucking nep.
>>153273268Yay, the dash line is back!
>>153273353>goblin rape sex position????
>QOTT>cat girl>roleplays>genuinely nice>hunts like a real hunter should>cat puns>cute>autistNepeta must be protected at all costs. I genuinely have a soft spot for her and my heart clenches every time she shows up in the comic. I cannot forgive that she was written out of the story so suddenly.Anyway, she's the cutest troll easily and something about her is alluring. She just seems like a fun person to talk too.Maybe I just like cute autistic girls like Nepeta. And she is also a cat girl which is a nice bonus.
>>153273398>She just seems like a fun person to talk too.Literally this. I feel like it would be genuinely fun to talk to her. Roleplaying would also be fun as well. The non lewd kind of course Also, I get the feeling she would be crazy in bed
>>153273397
I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla, that shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths of alternia, they watered this with the blood of 36 dragons, shit so purple it should be asking me wheres gamzee, nigga this shit will turn your pacemaker off, nuclear levels of sour, lung slaughtering necromancer kush, shit got diamonds on it so you know the thc to cbd ratio is fucking swag nigga, a wiff of this shit, yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass this shit straight out of caelid
>>153273440can someone please record an audio of kankri saying this?
>>153273189
>>153273268Nepeta did nothing wrong and she deserved better than what she got.
>>153273268Sex with Nepeta.
>>153273470Hey man do all of us a favor and drink some water, I know that bitch ass body dehydrated.
>>153273499I actually drink quite a lot of water. But I'll do so for you anon
>brings both of them back (briefly)>they never say even a single word>not even when other characters talk to themThanks, Hussie
>>153273509yo dud can you get some water for me too
i dont know how to explain it but nepeta feels like a hussie OC.
>>153273596>hussie OC.arent they all hussie's ocs?
>>153273580Hell ya mane
>>153273189OwO
what the fuck how the heck did i made that tripcode? i hope i dont get banned. anyway jokes apart i walked a lot and now i got to eat frenchie fries leftovers with samwich. i hope i get the job i applied.
sweet mother of pearl..
>>153273268>Should had Karkat given nep a chance? Nah, real niggas know the true man of her dreams was Akwete Purrmusk
>>153273268>QOTTNepeta is my everything. I condisder her my second patron troll. Of course she deserves better and anyone that doesnt like Nepeta doesnt have a soul.
>>153273515I think fefeta being just the wobbified :33 character with no personality but Roxy being incredibly attached to her for some unexplainable reason other than dear sweet fefeta was a funny way of exaggerating how some people latch onto the most nothing characters like their life depends on it, but it did suck their individual ghosts also got this treatment
>>153274220(me)and Nepeta is not for fucking, she is for cuddles and kisses and actually should fuck me instead.
>>153273268>Do you love nepeta?Somewhat of a complicated answer, since admittedly I ended up going through a bit of a phase where I appreciated and adored each troll a ton. Can't recall much, but I felt it was karkat > terenzi > vriska > equius > eridian > nepeta > feferi. So, at one point I was a massive fan of her, but nowadays I can say I just like her. I find her personality to endearing, her friendship with equius to be really sweet, and that she overall just seems like a pleasant prescene to be around. With the contrast of her being a great hunter being a neat addition to her whole thing.>Was Nepeta robbed?I honestly didn't mind that she died in murderstuck, but the stuff mention by >>153273515 and Davepeta's whole existence are things that still do really annoy me. It would've been fine to just keep her dead and that's it but reducing her to a mutie who says nothing noteworthy, bringing her back in an actual speaking role, then using her to advance the plot of another character in the worst way possible was just...fucking retarded, lmao. Felt like a middle finger to those who like her, and considering it's Hussie, I imagine it was >Should had Karkat given nep a chance?No, since it was clear that Karkat never really saw her in that way, and had his sights for Terezi. It kinda gave more so the vibe of her enjoying getting to have a crush on him, rather than actually being with him, to be honest>What sex position would you fuck Nepeta in?All.
Karkat, Terezi and Nepeta should've had a threesome.
>>153274435that would be nice considering they both where one of the few that indulged in her RP, karkat more on the cynical way, but terezi genuinally liked to rp with nepeta every so often.
Terezi: Open Memo.
>gog karkat, as the "self appointed leader" I would at least expect some form of disciplinary action here. What, you can't use that loud mouth of yours to whip this group into shape. what a joke. 8etter leave me in charge, I would at least get this ship running >RUNNING INTO THE FUCKING FLOOR. I WOULD KINDLY GIVE MY RESIGNATION LETTER, I AM NOT CRAZY TO DIE FOR THIS SHIP IF YOU ARE IN CHARGE. I'M JUMPING OFF THIS SHIP AND BOARDING THE USS GOODBYE FUCKERS EXPRESS. CYA SERKET DON'T BOTHER SHOOTING A FLARE FOR HELP BECAUSE I WILL BE LONG GONE BY THE TIME YOUR LEADERSHIP RUINS THE LIVES OF EVERYONE ON BOARD.>8lah 8lah 8lah>BLAH BLAH BLAH They rawdogged <3< the moment the door closed and everyone else left the room, unable to listen to the annoying shit those two are on
Jade and Tavros have a really interesting moments that was never seen again after some time. I liked to see how she talked to him. Of all trolls he was one of the most kind and well of nepeta. and yeah considering what he did to her grandpa, they could never be friends sadly, but its something i like to think about.
>>153274531we where so fucking robbed. top tier kismesis.
>>153274531Karkat gets all the elite tier ships.
so cute..
>>153274531>>153274559>>153274589>>153274648This pesterlog definitely had some sexual tension. Looks like Vriska is trying to flirt with him especially with the <3. Surprised this dynamic wasn't explored further.
lmaaaao i just noticed that vriska handle os fag in the memo.... nice.
>No Vriska, Karkat and Terezi threesome where Terezi holds all the power over the other two
>>153274695This implies Kanaya is Kuroirushi and breaks the stalemate by getting the jump on them
>>153274672dont fall for her tricks anon. when she got her ass beat by kanaya she also was <3.
>>153274692c-c-can nepeta watch?? c-c-could Kanaya watch also while shaking her head in condemnation?
Imagine the sex, plus karkat.
>>153274720yes. that actually makes sense, kanaya IS a bug.
>>153274748The sexual tension is so thick that they're all so focused on each other, they've blocked out everything else around them. So if they're doing it in a fairly easy to view area, it's not like they'll notice anyone...
>>153274695i dont read or watch these new shonen of the year that the kids do but i find really funny homestuck panel redraws of manga such at these ones. its so funny.
>>153274762She does like the taste of iron after all...
>>153274786>that the kids do are you a decaying fossil?
>>153274889yeah. I was born some months after the nine eleven so i'm quite old.
An Arcadia brimming with blessings, a Young Vidyadhara from the Fanghu seeks to join the Aeonic games.I've thought more about this crossover and come to the conclusion that Planarcadia and the Phantasmoon Games would make for the ideal setting. The character factions I assigned were Elation heavy and this way it has a reason to be so. I originally thought about making the Xianzhou the setting but this is just miles better. Supplicants and motives would be:Dave - Reverse his fate whispered by the FinalityRoxy - Lift the curse of the self annihilatorJade - Something cosmically important as determined by a geniusKarkat - Lift the blessing of Abundance from his peopleKanaya - Same as KarkatVriska - Something derangedTerezi - Something deranged but cosmically important (Will end up winning)Doc Scratch - Something evil (C'mon it's Doc Scratch)John importantly does not obtain a mask of Elation and is not a supplicant. Gamzee, Dirk, Rose, Jake and Jane will also be present but not competing. The seeds of a story are there. I won't be writing it of course, too much other shit to do but it's fun to think about these sorts of things.
does anybody here play the new tomodachi game? if yes have you made homestuck characters in it.(ignore the ugly thing in picrel)
>>153275035No, because you can make gay people in it.
>>153275035>ignore the ugly thing in picrelDon't be mean to Nepeta? Wtf
>>153275035I'll be making and adding Vriska and Terezi at some point.It's a shame that you can't change the colour of a Mii's sclera, though. You have to use face paint for the same effect and that ends up looking sloppy and fucked up whenever they blink.
nepeta rubbing my belly and doing that purring and nail thing cats do... nepeta hugging me..
>>153275168>my reaction to this information
>>153275197Damn
>>153274618I've got a better idea...
>>153275334Peak. I think Rose would be the one with more Power over. Considering she can see throught Vriska's cynical manner and would know where to press her buttons.
>>153273268whiteboardhttps://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95982793-0630-4146https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95982793-0630-4146https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95982793-0630-4146
>>153275514>half of the art is vandalizedlmao tf happened, last 3 or so were chill
Nepeta's fish!
>>153275800look at her go. my child.
>>153275861she could eat a salad.
>>153275861Cute fat piggy <3
>>153275833
>>153275379Rose would run circles around Vriska, that's what would make it so fun. Likewise, Vriska would find in Rose a worthy foe and up her game eightfold ;;;;) to try and prove herself. Imagine it...Rose making harlequin fanfic of Mindfang where she gets humbled and then sexually humiliated by her lowly jadeblood slave and Vriska throwing a fit over it (Mindfang would NEVER) but then furiously schlicking to it later on. It could be glorious.
>>153276291why is this ship so popular
>nepeta threadgood thread
i've seen this before
>>153274720>and breaks the stalemate by getting the jump on themthat is literally what happens
I've been pretty busy finishing up with college so I haven't been posting much lately. Did any anons go to NYCstuck? I really wanted to go but couldn't justify the expense right now. The rules I saw seemed kind of outlandish. No horns? No cleavage? What kind of HS event is that?
>>153275861why does she punish the ground?
>>153275543ever since the beginning of the whiteboards some fags have occasionally vandalized it. doc scratch is constantly having to clean up like a janny
>>153276587its so funny, imagine wasting your drawing skills on drawing god afwul shit nobody will likeinstead of drawing pornare they retarded
Post cute art.
>>153276611
>>153273268>Qott- Do you love nepeta? Was Nepeta robbed? Should had Karkat given nep a chance? What sex position would you fuck Nepeta in?yesYESNah he's not good enough for herAll
>>153276895Ew
>>153275035IS THAT-
>>153276900
>>153276610glad you didn't see when they were spamming irl gore pics ontop of everyone's art instead
>>153277088i did see, but that was a while ago wasnt it
>>153273268Huss treated Nepeta like a joke character, killed her off unceremoniously, and then Clark Powell waded in and said "imma give this cringe shipper catgirl alien the most heart-rending theme of your entire life". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQyr0eYN7hI
Come and take a trip to new joisey anon, Homestuck Italiano updated!https://mspfa.com/?s=67607&p=229
>>153276334Women love seeing disabled people get raped and abused and it's beautiful
>>153278569Fucking finally, been a while since the last one
>>153243941Please respond>>153253033>>153270784I'm worried I was to harsh since I don't know how the end results work.
>>153279605Holy fuck I didn't even notice someone responded to my schizo ramblings>>153253033On this: It's not really submission to another's will but a holistic union of two people and learning to let go of your ego and fear and insecuroty, gender has something only to do with it because Vivec is an intersex person but traditionally only presented as male so embracing that side of her is important to avoid the mistakes of the past world born from trauma and avoid bringing them into the new one. And also because to reach that state of Amaranth you have to reach a state of absolute self assuredness called CHIM where you posit yourself as a being of free will in someone else's dream, to achieve this you must have "black hands" ie. operate without fear or desire or you will be annihilated by the being whose consicouness you're a part of (sound familiar? This is basically what ult Dirk is, a being aware of the story within the story). This is however not the ideal mindset to have when creating new life, Vivec learns later from a spirit that "There is no right lesson learned alone." Another way that gender plays into it is how god has no need for gender, this is reperesented in the The World tarot card, I'm just gonna copy paste from wikipedia:>the image of the woman (Hermaphroditus in Greek Mythology) is to show wholeness unrelated to sexual identification but rather of combined male and female energy on an inner level, which integrates opposites traits that arise in the personality charged by both energies. Opposite qualities between male and female that create turmoil in our life are joined in this card, and the image of becoming whole is an ideal goal, not something that can be possessed rather than achieved.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_(tarot_card)This is getting too long gonna continue in another post
if sukuna was a troll which one of these would be how his grub look like
>>153279605>>153279762>>153253033>At best the whole philosophy adds up to "Just be a different, better person and you'll be good."Kind of? Or maybe the opposite, become a Change is important and people can change. But change is especially important for Vivec because they crave radical freedom "Vivec craves radical freedom—the death of all limits and restrictions. He wishes to be all things at all times. Every race, every gender, every hero, both divine and finite … but in the end, he can only be Vivec." It's not entirely like Dirk but kind of similar in that Dirk can't help but be himself and I feel this would be the cure to his self centeredness. Both Vivec ad Dirk have done reprehensible things and are egotistical and Amaranth is kind of Vivec's redemption so taking into account the similarities between the characters I feel like it would fit for Dirk as well. Plus Dirk is already at the state of CHIM (lucid dreaming within the story) and Amaranth is the next step from that so it's fitting in that way too, it would be the culmination of Dirk's journey through esoteric mysticism.
>>153273268> What sex position would you fuck Nepeta in?Why would you ask this question
>>153279605>>153270784>>153270784No worries on not understanding, this is schizo tier shit, even within TES not to mention this insane crossover I'm concocting.Here's some description of Amaranth from the author of the concept:>To the close dreamers, don't forget the Amaranth. There *is* one step beyond CHIM, but you're right in that it is not godhood. It's the flowering of a statehood where the images you give birth to in your dream-- stolen (?) from first dreamer-- wakes up. Wails knowing free will. And begins to dream in the same way. Children of liberty without end, and then the music lives forever as a pirate radio tuned against the rules of Heaven and the vulgarities of Hell.>Anyone that can make the final jump goes to sleep and dreams forever, making a new cosmos and being each new part of it, watching as those new parts wake up within him/her, their actualizing children, some of which naturally rebel, but love begets love which is the Amaranth.>The New Man becomes God becomes Amaranth, everlasting hypnogogic [sic]. Hallucinations become lucid under His eye and therefore, like all parents of their children, the Amaranth cherishes and adores all that is come from Him. So Amaranth is kind of like ego death but not really, you become a dreamer but everything you dream IS you, you become the story teller, the author and you'll live forever through infinite lives. A world unto itself.
>>153279908C0DA ends with a description of the nu-men of the new Amaranth:>PIC 1: FULL PAGE SPLASH. THE COSMIC ISSUE-- THE FIRST OF THE NU-MEN, A BABY>MADE OF FLOWERS-- LOOKING TO THE READER, BUT NOT BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL. IT'S IS SIMPLY SEEING SOMETHING WE'RE NOT, SOMETHING THAT'S BEHIND US.And C0DA itself ends with these words:>NEW LANGUAGE, CONTINUED MEANING, STRING-STRAND OF BOTH. MEANING REMAINS: WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF WE.New beginning, new language, new words, new world, new birth but the meaning remains, all that came before is not useless. Is this not a beautiful ending for two people who can never be satisfied, who can never be at rest, I think so. Anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk where I ramble about TES shit like a nerd.
Dave giving John a loving blowjob
i love you guys talking so passionatly about johndirk this is really cool to see being analysed abd breaked down.
>>153279912Dave attempting to overwrite trauma by pressuring John into letting him blow him, it ends badly
and good morning hsg too! i kinda got colds but i think i will get better.
>>153280315It's just interesting. They're interesting.
>>153276778Whole Goat Milk in my mouth until my body rediscover how to digest lactose
>>153280376overwrite trauma from dave or john?
>>153280376Damn Dave's just like me.
RESET THE CLOCK IT HAS BEEN ZERO DAYS SINCE AN ANON IN HSG HAS TOLD THE THREAD ABOUT THEM BEING MOLESTED OR ABUSED
>>153280942they might be healing. *healed heart emoji*
>>153280694Dave of course
>>153280942we dont need that anymore. im tired of trauma dumping with people online. we should be making more produtive stuff with the short time we have on this board.
>>153280942also why does this guy looks like yandere troll jesus...? kinda sexy....
someone here saw that johnrezi shit? that had me drooling.
i just thought about bimbo mallum and i cant take it out my mind by how stupid funny this shit is. like from the same joke situation with eridan but with mallum instead. its stupid. but i cant take it out my head this being like a bet he loose to korpus and he has to pay for it.
>>153281061He's one of the few parts of Vast Error I really enjoy.
>>153281175call it may mallum
>>153281051hey hey! dont be sad, instead look at boobies, hopefully they make you happier
We need more troll tits in these dire emotional times.
>>153279762>>153279859>>153279908>Vivec was already intersex, the Divine Rebis>killed the half they favoured instead of mending the twoI'm sorry anon but no matter how I look at this it's just... well ok non of it is real or applicable in any real way so it can't BE wrong but... no it really is just out right wrong.
>>153281264I got human tits.
>>153281264hokay
>>153273268How do I create and animate a gif, like the ones in the Homestuck comic, like what software do I use, preferably a free one.
reply to this post if you'd rim condescence's musky butt
>>153281440i would but please dont word it like that
>>153281407>>153281407Use Edit Graphic programs that you can draw, edit and have an animation timeline. Example: (Free)Opentoonz, Krita, Firealpaca.(PAID but you can always pirate YOUR SILLY BILLY!!) Adobe Animate, Photoshop, Paint tool sai, Tvpaint 11.Or just draw something in any edit graphic software and use (FREE) ScreenToGif to edit the sequence images to your desire. Don't relay on Ezgif because internet is not a constant, use offline softwares. Anyway to make the gifs like in homestuck just use few frames to each movement. like just keyframes and put the FPS to either 24 or 25 fps and it will have the desire effect if put on loop. no interpolation. I do not reccomend to be up to 25fps because it will be too fast and it can be nausiating to look at/cause seazures.also all programs I listed have the function to turn Off Anti Aleasing so you can use pretty much any brush In Pixel mode to stay on model to the Pixel Brush in Homestuck.
>>153273268Nepeta was made to be a joke but unrelated have any of you guys saw that Homestuck video talking about Feferi,Eridan,Nepeta,Equius,Sollux and Aradia?
>>153282048yes, i did.this 413 brung an insane amount of new 1 hour long homestuck videos.
>>153282076What'd you think of that video? I think it was kind of reductive regarding Feferi since she isn't just a bubbly kind girl for the most part.
>>153282088what? no the video said that she had a lot more going for her then just that.
>>153275096can you not resist making them gay? are you that weak?
>>153275887she could eat a lot of things..
>>153273268john is flat
>>153282154She clearly does
>>153282167john butt poster is back yall
Chuckles
>>153282593
>>153282593>>153282655All artists should be required to draw a character of their choosing in the 3am dress right now.
>>153282720
>>153282614did you know hes a vampire like kanaya
Linnako is goated Its one of the few mspfa producers that I can read a story and on my own and always want to read more. never gets boring. and that music and drawings too. its all good all perfect.
>i want to go grab some homestuck assets hopefully homestuck.net is back up>go to it>picrelwhy am i getting forced to read about this autistic fucking drama when i just want to grab some spritesheets. we all know hussie sucks but makin is also a retard of the highest orderwhat causes redditors to act like this
>>153282738>his smile and optimism: gone
>>153283232why is makin trying to copy goatrezi chadrope's password system? is he retarded?
Successfully brewed insanely potent mental poison. If that ipad thief was smarter they'd start running to give it back before I start spreading this
ARADIA QUEEFING
>>153283482Calm the fuck down or I'll send some astral scorpions to tilt your aura towards Jupiter you fuckin' nerd
makin is a fag but I'd rather have him than hussie running literally everything
https://x.com/Orangeadia6DS/status/2044933705538416834
>>153283729dawwwww
>>153283232>why am i getting forced to read about this autistic fucking drama>the warning literally says that hussie is mass reporting the site and wants it gone.I swear, this thread collectively has the lowest iq of the entire website with this much hussie dicksucking around.Gee nigger, i fucking wonder!
>>153283713Its just like politics: leaders you'd never pick yourself neutralizing each otherGood thing they learned how be politically obsessed online to lead to this
>153283825who is sucking hussie dick you retard? this genuinally annoying to anyone who has nothing to do with it!! people just want to use the archive and no one is obssessed with anyone. Anyway if you guys want to download stuff now on I sugest you people need to use archive org for it.
>>153283232its a shame both sides cant lose
>>153283825>i'm dicksucking hussie because i don't give a single shit about these retards fightingi "read" (skimmed through) the screenshots and i never saw homestuck.net be targetted and i couldn't give a fuck about their reddit or discord just stop using social media for faggotsapparently on the same reddit they're announcing a new discord so that's my answer to this. just make another website or put everything you can on archive.org and stop forcing me to give a fuck about what hussie is doing
>>153284006Gee, I’ll make sure to do that an-GLRK GLRK GLRK GLRK GLRK GLRK GLRK SLRHGHK
currently on act 5 act 2. spoiled what all this "meat and candy" business is about. are tumblr era homestuck fans this stupid? they take the whole thing at face value and complain and whine when the whole premise is absolutely slimed in cynicism? hussie made like a literal punch to the face prank-in-the-box and they dont even realize they got tricked. they just criticize hussie like he earnestly was trying to write garbage instead of understanding its dirk levels of irony (HE LITERALLY CONTROLS THE NARRITIVE). im glad im a newfag and not one of those hivebent skipper nutjobs
>>153284083lel
>>153284107yeah is pretty much that.
EVERYBODYLOOK NOWhttps://litter.catbox.moe/bst9qk.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/it2fkz.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/x7ibnt.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/p40edr.mp4
>>153284247yea i seen this on twiiter befor
>>153284247https://litter.catbox.moe/s9xqn2zqervjdh2p.mp4
>>153284247uhh it would be easier to loop if it was a gif but oh well. nice one e_e
>>153284287my add on didn't let me save it as a gif ;-;
>>153284319you add on is gayer than me. use screentogif to convert .mp4 to .gif dude.
>>153284358even if he did convert, he still couldnt post it here soo
>>153284358You're gay...????? </3
>>153282142I don't care to support Nintendo's shit decisions and give them money for it.
>>153284390uhh just put on the catbox again? duh. anyways i think if you want to share smut. and even better for hetero smut.>>/aco/ is the way. there is a hs thread in there for this stuff.
>>153284391yeah. as gay as i can possibly be.
>>153284419>>>/aco/Ha, never again
>>153284419im pretty sure the actual gifs of that johnrezi comics are on one of the 2 co threads
>>153284412okay time out. there is actually no way you care about what nintendo does? you're this woke? thats hot actually lets marry.
>>153284247I've seen this, absolutely quality shit and a hint of Vriska too? Fuck yeah, we've been fed though I do wish we got good art of my OTP too.
>>153284483whats yer otp
>>153284486Karezi, so I can't say I'm that desperate.
SPEAK UP BONEY LEGS!
4chan is gay to not allow me to share pics on incognito browser mode.
>>153284462Already taken, but yes, so steadfast in my beliefs that I've yet to purchase the Switch's overpriced sequel.
>>153284608we need to start a conversation. the guy who made this pic is starting to become the goat of hs smut.
>>153284689who?
>>153284608This is offensive.
>>153284701Aka_H
>>153284834why he looking at me like i did something.
>>153284913well? DID you do something?
>>153284913he's judging you for getting hard watching lesbians
>>153284900>Aka_Hlooked them up and really? this is the "the goat of hs smut" ?
>>153285290I looked at it quickly and I thought it was Kanaya lel
>>153285103He's writing an impassioned screed about how girls belong with an alpha chad like him, and lesbianism is dumb, but he's scared of sex as well and just wants them to hang around: but they just won't stop kissing!! Stop encouraging them you horny niggasGreat blog post from Mr Strider
>>153285322does kanaya still have that hole in her chest after surviving eridan?does rose enjoy putting her hand thru it
dress up gamez on my mspfas.... with other mspfas references that i like.... uuuugh cries.
>>153284608It's crazy to see this guy (specifically itsjustsarco) blow up overnight. I knew he could do it, but I've been a big fan of his stuff on TikTok for months now ever since he drew suggestive Jane cucking Jake. You love to see it.
>>153285933>That tired expression SEXOOOOOOOO
>>153284006Didnt read your shit, drop the pants nigga
>>153276463NYCanon here. There were plenty of horns, not that much cleavage. It was a 13+ event, so they wanted to avoid angry parents. But at the afterparty though…
>>153285933wait he has more?
>>153286019im too depressed and considering suicide(?) now. so you will have to strip me yourself to blow my lifeless cock nonnie.
>>153286281>my lifeless cockuuuuuuuugh, seriously pupa?do i have to do all the work around here????????
>>153286296yes.
>>153286281Okay but at least have the decency to rub my head while I suck you off
>>153286148The stuff you see on Twitter is the stuff he has there. His TikTok has a lot more lewd stuff, though just suggestive.
>>153286493I think he's hilarious, too.
>>153286472how...how can i do anything if im dead? do you know that someone motor functions cease once i blow my brains out? you will have to rub your own head.
>>153286509>5/12ths of the alpha trolls are groomerswhat did hussie mean by this
The spirit of alternate timeline Chad Dave Strider possessing my body and writing hilarious dunks on all the “canon” characters and alt Jade loves them. She shares them back in their timeline as davesfunnydunks.gear
>>153286530>what did hussie mean by thisIf they are hot and bratty....then...
>>153286528If you can post you can do the bare minimum even if I have to seance your ass back here
hsg snuff film when?
>>153286772never.
/hsg/ smut film when? Need a Rose cosplayer. Taking any volunteers.
>>153286867For the killer role, killed role, the camera woman commentator?
I went outside and i petted a really cute cat so i'm not suicidal anymore.>>153286528(me)>>153286760i dont really know how to respond to this. not feeling this mindset anymore. i can brush your hair in a friendly planotical way instead.
>>153287064Cats are known for this power
>>153287064nta but can i sit on ur lap whila watching something
hsg safe cuddle orgy with small kisses to each others necks when?
>>153287254I don't know how heavy you can be so i think its better if you rest your head on my lap instead, and lay on the couch with me sitting, you will behave and be nice and I will give you cuddles, brush your hair and talk with you ^-^we will be watching steven universe to torture you psyche tho. its peak.
>>153287273Who is this fat ugly whore?
>>153287353yay i will behave. and i grew up watching steven universe so a rewatch would be cozy.
>>153287487oh thank god i thought you would be one of the many anons on the Chan that hated it. I like SU too a lot and I also grew up watching it.
>>153287486>fat ugly whorehow did you miss twice
>>153287273whenever youre ready anon. could start with just us.
pubby
>>153287293jade is like the one character I would accept leg hair on since she was raised alone on an island by a fucking dog
>>153287671>without being stuck in a toxic narrative, yiffy finally gets treatment for her bad eyesight
>>153287765same anon, same
Woah this new homestuck dlc is cool. you can even unlock Jade in your house right on the start!
>>153273268>Qott- Do you love nepeta? Was Nepeta robbed? she's great. I really wish homestuck had balanced all the horoscope signs a little more as it triggers my ocd. saggitarius and leo got shafted so hard. I would rather horuss or meulin be the star of the dream bubble minigames than meenah desu. anyway, had nepeta been given a full arc she may have become my favorite beta troll.she kept track of everyone quadrants, and possible quadrants, and knew the whole blood caste heiarchy was a joke but couldn't help herself but to adhere to it as well on some levels. there was a lot her character arc could've done>Should had Karkat given nep a chance? it was really a shame karkat wouldn't give her the chance, and even more of a shame she knew it herself as well. she was awfully mature about it too, not being resentful at karkat nor terezi over it. nor did she take it personally and let it keep her down >What sex position would you fuck Nepeta in?no. but I wonder if she'd let me talk about dirkdave with her
>>153287944I'll throw her around like a cushion and im searching for coins where she was
>>153284247>>153284608I don't know why Terezi having a huge, fat, enormous ass is as based and fitting as it is, nor do I know why it makes me so especially horny.
>>153288018Blame page 004478 for making her look like she had a decently nice ass
>>153288425>Blameyou mean thank?
>>153288448yes
>>153287944I miss beq
>>153288018getting hard at big butts is normal anon, no need to fret mi amor.
my god its slow in here tonight isn't it?
>>153289756it's been rather slow the last few days in general. surprisingly so since it was just 4/13
I call this one Trollmaxxing Ascent.What kind of troll do you envision based on this song?https://limewire.com/d/ZvmTC#1ZzS0lh9nJ
>>153289668Of course. There's just something about Terezi's big butt that is extra arousing.
>>153289866A Troll that is like a dj composer from the early 2010s and he likes pony music and such. He is probally a gamer too. And their favorite drink is lemon soda.
>>153289916Got it.I will take two ideas for this fantroll:- He is a gamer.- He loves lemon soda.He knows of MLP and can make some music, but it is not his main interest. I think he is a highblood too, but not sure what exact color. I am thinking a shade above gamzee, with small gills behind his ears, but not a seadweller. Kind of a freak like that.Any other idea based on the song?
>>153289866what is this goffy ass, daft mouth by neil cicieriga ass song
>>153290134Name: Vellox ValoisBlood Color: Violet (Mutant). He possesses the gills and pressure-resistance of a high-blooded seadweller, but lacks the fins and the biological buoyancy to swim.Classpect: Thief of Time. He steals the "tempo" from others, hoarding time for himself and leaving his enemies entirely out of sync.Lusus: A massive, terrestrial Dolphin-beast that primarily basks on the rocky shoreline of his beachfront hive, occasionally rolling into the shallows to fetch him pretty sea-stones.Strife Specibus: Tapekind. He utilizes the magnetic ribbons from his vintage cassette tape collection as hyper-durable, razor-sharp garrotes.Aesthetics/Gear: High-fashion formal neo-goth. He wears tailored velvet jackets adorned with intricate, glittering gem brooches and dolphin-shaped lapel pins. He wears heavy, lead-soled boots so that when he does walk into the ocean to look at sea beasts, he stays firmly planted on the seabed.Personality & Vibe:Vellox is an ambitious, scheming, and stylish troll. Because he was rejected by the seadwelling elite for his mutation, he views Alternian high society as a rigid musical composition that he intends to forcefully conduct.He is incredibly smug, hyper-fixated on aesthetics, and relentlessly driven by his personal philosophy of TROLLMAXXING: the act of optimizing one's appearance, wealth, and social manipulation to achieve maximum dominance.Typing Quirk:Vellox surrounds his text in musical repeat symbols |: :| to indicate that everything he does is a deliberate, practiced performance. He capitalizes words related to Music, Tempo, Gems, Marine Life, and his relentless Ascent.Example:|: I believe you have miscalculated the TEMPO of this conversation, which is frankly embarrassing for you. My Ascent is an inevitable CRESCENDO, fueled by pure, unadulterated TROLLMAXXING. Now, if you will excuse me, my mail-order AMETHYSTS have arrived, and I must string them onto my new DOLPHIN choker. :|
>>153290390Your name is VELLOX VALOIS, and you are a troll of EXTRAORDINARY TASTE and INCONVENIENT MUTATION.Though your blood runs a prestigious, regal shade of VIOLET, just a single notch above the clownish purplebloods, you inexplicably lack the finned ears of a traditional seadweller. Ironically, while you possess the gills required to breathe underwater, you absolutely CANNOT SWIM. You sink like a beautifully dressed stone. This biological faux pas made the aristocratic elite utterly hostile towards you. But rather than accept your exile, you gritted your teeth and orchestrated your ASCENT in a flawless CRESCENDO to your rightful place at the top.You achieved this through sheer, ruthless ambition and a lifestyle philosophy you proudly refer to as TROLLMAXXING.Your hive is a sanctuary of AESTHETIC SUPERIORITY. You are a dedicated musical connoisseur, hoarding rare VINYLS and magnetic CASSETTE TAPES of ancient, foundational electronic music. You believe the predecessors of modern electro-baroque hold the secrets to the universe's true TEMPO.Surrounding your turntables are shelves lined with exquisite GEMSTONES and smooth, pretty rocks you scavenge from the beach. You care absolutely nothing for their geological science; you value them purely for their visual symbolism, wearing your absolute favorites as lavish jewelry.These gems are frequently paired with your extensive collection of DOLPHIN-THEMED accessories. Despite your inability to navigate the ocean, you harbor a deep, obsessive fascination with dolphin-like sea beasts. Why bother swimming, you ask, when you literally cannot drown and can simply walk across the ocean floor to admire them?When you aren't cataloging your mail-order minerals or rewinding your vintage mixtapes, you are plotting your next social maneuver, ensuring that every room you enter operates entirely on your clock.What will you do?
>>153290390>>153290450man are you feeding the stuff i typed to chatgpt/local ai shit?
>>153290491No, although I am using a local model to correct grammar mistakes and filter out ESL speech patterns.Most of it is just what I wrote in these 20 mins or so.
why are you posting in on here what type of fan adventure you plan to do? i dont want to have anything to do with it.
>>153290612I am creating another thing entirely.This is just character concept creation practice.Homestuck offers a concise format and an interesting world that gives me enough restrictions/context to practice.Also, I like Homestuck.
any there like any music-making apps on steam for making music like homosuck
Post niche but good fanventures, I'll start.Children of the Gun, a non-sburb adventure about kids with magic powers fighting horrors beyond comprehension, very schizo and confusing at first but things become more clear later on:https://mspfa.com/?s=41177&p=1
download lmms and be happy making music on it for free.https://sourceforge.net/projects/lmms/
>>153290739sorry meant to reply here>>153290811
>>153290822https://github.com/LMMSi think this link is better.
>>153290776is Lily trans?
>>153290811>>153290822>>153290853many thanks!
>someone complains the thread is slow>anon contributes with creative writing>thread becomes immediatly hostileserves him right for not goonposting about gay incest pedo rape or whatever
>>153284608My focus is on thick Kanaya in the doorway. She should makeout with thick Kanaya.
I love you Kanaya.
I hope my mentally ill queen returns from the war soon
>>153291037no?? and plus why you care about her she only ever appears in the prologue
small Beneviolent update:https://mspfa.com/?s=43533&p=1755>insert fart_reverb.wav
Thoughts on WQ?
It;s saturday night and im drunk and im gonna post dave and rose kissing because fuck the police thats why
>>153293147Kind of a nothing characterI think I made a nsfw edit of that pic once
>>153292526I love Skye!
Wish I was rich so I could afford a 4chan gold account.
>>153293147I liked the narration around her in regards to retreating/waiting as a tactic. I can't remember off the top of my head, but it was cool as shit.And I like the concept of this sexy queen brooding in a desert for decades. What was she pondering. And it intrigues me that she was the exile for my favorite character, with the most poetically cryptic, as well as iconic messages being sent to Rose's bright rainbow brain. A mother will do whatever's best for her children
rose and dave.. would make a sick ass 80s period piece
>And it intrigues me that she was the exile for my favorite character, with the most poetically cryptic, as well as iconic messages being sent to Rose's bright rainbow brain. A mother will do whatever's best for her childrenThe exiles really got the boot in the narrative once the trolls took to the center stage. Makes me wonder what the kind of role they would have had if they been given more focus after act 4. >>153293445In the alpha timeline they were like Bonnie and Clyde if Bonnie was an eldritch sorceress and Clyde was a Hollywood director who made a fortune being a professional shitposter.
>>153293147it was fucking baller of her to relinquish authority and suggest PM become leader of the new world. very humble
>>153293519And if Jack didn't cut their whole story short. I'm playing Digimon Time Stranger lately, and it operates on using time travel to avert the worst case scenarios. On one hand, I wouldn't want Homestuck to cheap out with time travel/retcons, as we've already seen - but on the other hand, maybe we never got as much of the story as we should have, due to the fatal virus that was Jack. Everything was fundamentally cut short, that was his thing. I think whole series could be made about Alpha Rose and Dave, and maybe Mom and Bro, especially by people nostalgic about 80s tech and culture. But Rose and Dave in particular were partners in crime against the end of the world.Their fatalistic partnerships, the matching suicidal heroism and complementary wits are, in my opinion, the undersung highlight of homestuck. It's like huss threw all his best in humor and emotion in these two
>>153293718>But Rose and Dave in particular were partners in crime against the end of the world.>Their fatalistic partnerships, the matching suicidal heroism and complementary wits are, in my opinion, the undersung highlight of homestuck. It's like huss threw all his best in humor and emotion in these twoOh god I could talk about for hours anon, I really could. Dave vandalizing the Earth with his jpegy abominations, Rose lampshading the end of the world through an impenetrable YA series, the two of them standing side by side facing impossible odds and going down swinging as the swan song of humanity before the fall, uuughhhhhhh........At least Alpha Dave and Rose made it to their 50s, they had a few decades of each other at least, all the sweeter for knowing it was inevitably doomed, contenting themselves with the hope that they were paving the way for Roxy and Dirk centuries in the future.
is the cartoon still happening?
Basically this
>>153293878Seems like it from every piece of new info I can find. Which isn't much beyond Vibri and Hussie saying things are going fine.
