What do you think Loona's song in season 3 is going to be about? Will they finally do something with her besides having her stand around as furbait?
It'll be about meeting her bio parents and mellowing out a little
>>154231117Do you think they're even alive?
I hope she gets a nice bonding moment with via
>>154231087There isnt a hazbin thread so im posting this here anywaysIm so depressed im bed rotting and hugging my niffty plush as a coping mechanism to avoid killing myself. I keep having sexual fantasies about her and im thinking about buying a condom so i can fuck my niffty doll without getting cum all over hereTo keep this helluva related im also thinking about doing the same with one of my loona plushies and my verosika plush
>>154231144I, for one, eagerly await Loona trying to bond with Via, but things go off the rails quick and Via shoves Loona away to go live with "the dad she stole." to which Loona can respond that Via was so brazen and quick to throw him away, despite what Loona told her in Seeing Stars. And also given she already lost her biological dad and nearly lost Blitz.But sometime after that I do very much want some sweet top-tier sister bonding moments between them.
I really want to take these feesh on a shopping tripI will never financially recover, and thats ok
>>154231566Will they give you seggs after you buy them stuff?
HOLY FUCK I WANNA RAPE THE INTERN
Anyone else hope the Interns return?
>>154231610Well there wouldn't be much point in it otherwiseMm feesh seggs..Do you think they lay eggs?
Wonder how's the fishing in Hell.
>>154231648They work like seahorses.
Love song about Octavia.
>>154231087Give her a HHHHHHUMAN boyfriend.
>>154231668MY LOVELY BIRD WIFEMY LOVE FOR YOUIS LIKE A TRUCKWOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING FUCK?
>>154231674Might wanna get that wheeze checked out
>>154231665Nah, but I also don't think they lay before they're fertilized. I'm imagining them with bellies swollen with jellied spheres, that would be so cuteAnd they'd be such bitches about it, and that would be adorable
>>154231648What episodes do these sexo demon wenches appear in? I couldnt get thru helluva season 2 fully yet because i did at cringe at blitzo stolas shit somewhere half way through
>>154231678Seriously Octavia x Loona could work. They’re both the right age.
>>154231706Anon I hate to tell you this but canonically they work like seahorses.
>>154231566>>154231648>>154231706God i need to find the article image of some man and these twins hes dating who both want to have his kid
>>154231725Stick to your fat porn.
>>154231725>ruining the only interesting relationship by making it not a platonic little sister/big sister thing in favor of another fucking gay faggot lesbian shipFuck you, yurifaggot.
>>154231743He's trolling. Last thread he kept pushing fat Stolas to get a rise, learn to ignore trolls like that instead of letting them rile you up and derail.
>>154231741Fat Loona is indeed best.
Yeah see? Hide and ignore and he'll get bored.
>>154231657>Go fishing in Hell.>Depending on the layer you might find:>A dead body.>A monstrous angler>A box of used needles>Leviathan>An old shoe covered in toxic waste>Empty condoms (or if you're unlucky only recently used)>Moxxie's mother.
>>154231728Anon I do not fucking care what stupid shit Viv thinks or says about her series, she's wrong and retarded and I'm going to impregnate these fish
>>154231761Dude has it occurred to you I find Fat Stolas actually sexy?
>>154231725True
>>154231743Well can they at least have more platonic talking scenes together then?
>>154231796I was bluffing anyhow, but you called my bluff. That was the right answer.
>>154231803But they’re right. The sisterly dynamic works better.
>>154231792kek
>>154231796What’s the appeal of these fish?
>>154231640They won'tThat was the point of the short
>>154231819I am eternally correct in my tastes. One more tally mark for the wall>>154231842They're acrobatic, flexible, and the clown thing is doing a little tickle pickling if I'm honest. They've got cute designs, they're just dumb enough to be cute,>>>TWINS(I'm here mostly for Glam, but Glitz is a decent BOGO)But really mostly https://youtu.be/UHmFbT8DPX8
>>154231172Sorry you're doing so badly Anon, is there something in particular making you so depressed, or is it one of those clinical things where your brain chemistry is just fucked? Either way hope you feel better soon.
>>154231969>is there something in particular making you so depressed, or is it one of those clinical things where your brain chemistry is just fucked?Both. I have a fucked brain full of neurosis and my intrusive thoughts arent helping but id be depressed anyways even without em. I appreciate the concern, cartoon characters are literally one of the only things keeping me going right now. I havent showered or shaved in like a week
>>154231399Totally platonic friends.
Bzzzz bzzzz.
>>154232363Takes human cock on the daily. Also I'm incredibly amused that these threads' canon of Bee is a raging antisemite.
Fat Stolas doesn’t look bad, you must admit.
>>154232375Why is she antisemitic?
>>154232388Lurk moar
>>154232388She's a Samaritan. She's still pissed about Solomon through John Hyrcanus.
>>154232608It’s funny how Bee is Gluttony but thin as a rail. Isn’t tubby at all.
>>154232388>>154232502... why did you reply to yourself?
When is Loona getting her own show?
>>154232626Good. If I wanted to see fat retards I'd just go outside cause I'm an amerimutt.
>>154232709When we petition for it.
>>154232664I didn’t.
>>154232018Do you have any hobbies and a job to keep your mind busy? Also you might be spending too much time on social media. Here is a Niffy blep to make ya happy. >>154232626She can never fully salsify her hunger, that stuff in her stomach dissolves everything, so she turns to drugs an alcohol to numb the hunger and regret. >>154232502That and they killed her bastard son, Goliath. >>154232375Takes human cuddles* on the daily.
>>154232774>both posts are double spacedWell if you say so, I'm not your daddy.
Lego City Undercover co-op with Loona.
>>154231927>Lusting after the cheap imitation when the masterpiece is right thereI suppose some people aren't meant to enjoy the finer things in life
>>154233398Red Dead Revolver with Strika.>>154233559Indeed, Levi(athan)Lover.
>>154232847>That and they killed her bastard son, Goliath. I think making her a Samaritan is funnier because until the islamic conquest Jew Samaritan relations were just pic related. Except even better because they're practically the same religion. Samaritan polemics are also funny>all prophets after Joshua are evil sorcerers>the Philistines were kinda okay because they fought against David>Elijah drowned in a river after stealing food and raping a little body>Jeremiah deserved to be stoned to death>Alexander the great is an evil faggot controlled by the Jews>the sacking of Jerusalem by the Romans was caused because they were tired of Jews and Christians chimping out at each other It still doesn't beat Mandaeans saying Abraham was circumcised because he got leprosy on his foreskin.
I wanna see Striker's reaction to you guys genderbending him into a woman and simping for him. I think it'd be funny.
>>154232388>>154232502>>154232847>>154233671All the abrahamic shit seems so convoluted to me. Most of the sandie religions just seem to be badly copy and pasting and editing each other to the point of it all being incomprehensible
>>154233704That's most of religion and history, though. There's no "clean" cut and dry objective record.
>>154233704>All the abrahamic shit seems so convoluted to me. Most of the sandie religions just seem to be badly copy and pasting and editing each other to the point of it all being incomprehensibleThey're like that because they all see themselves as heretical offshoots of their religion and that they're the original. Like you even had Jews thinking Zoroastrians were just heretical jews. And that the guy who started the heresy was an evil witch who deserved to die and also probably gay. Samaritans probably do have chronological priority when it comes to Yahwism. A similar thing happened with Hinduism, Jainism, Buddhism, but the lack of a strict canon and less of an emphasis on monotheism/monolatry made it relatively more chill. So Sidhartha Guatma is just Shiva leading all the heretics and kiddy diddlers away from the vedic faith.
>>154233794See thats my issue with religion. Its been corrupted and pulped by so many people that it doesnt make sense at all >inb4 tips fedora postsIm not an athiest. I honestly believe their are gods and spirits out their, but i dont think any modern major religion is right and i think most people that are even into the occult are also schizos. Its hard to explain but im not an athiest but not religious either.
>>154233863>gods
>>154232847I am too chronically online and im trying to get offline more but i cant hold down a job currently
>>154233872I dont believe in monotheism. I dont even think most older gods are necessarily real either. But i genuinely believe their are higher beings that arent aliens out there in the universe. And before you ask yes i believe in aliens too
>>154233879You should likely take a break from social media(4chan included) but don't go full cold turkey, take the weekends off then add another day to the break, you'll likely lose the intrusive thoughts, this could also explain why you can't hold a job down, but I'm only assuming that part.
>>154233863>Im not an athiest. I honestly believe their are gods and spirits out their, but i dont think any modern major religion is right and i think most people that are even into the occult are also schizos. Its hard to explain but im not an athiest but not religious either. I'm not a skeptical materialist either but I do agree with you on many fronts especially when academic history is taken into account. Which reveals most of these things were decided because of internal political concerns and a need for consensus. Like the modern doctrine of the trinity. I do think some religions kept the channels more open to 'communications' than others even if fitted into their dogma after the fact. Part of the reason everyone hated the 'Jewish Christians' (Christians who kept the sabbath, circumcised and disregarded Paul) was because they kept producing prophets and prophetic literature well after both Yavneh (90 AD) and Nicaea (325 AD) and seemed to have no signs of stopping. Still certain religions like Judaism, Oriental Orthodoxy, Hesachyism Eastern Orthodox, Sufis, are more accepting of trying to make contact with the supernatural/divine and incorporating the 'revelations' into dogma. Usually resulting in various forms of hyper-complex esotericism and larger cosmologies.
I need those bonus chapters.
>>154233939I get intrusive thoughts mainly from my own psychosis/fucked up brain but youre right ill try to be on 4chan less. Thank you. If you dont mind plz post more of best demon>>154233980Yeah i think all of modern religions like christianity is rubbish but im also a believer in the supernatural too which puts me at odds with alot of people. The issue with alot of america and i assume the rest of the west is similar is that many people expect you to be christian or hardline athiest and nothing in between. Just because im sure certain religions arent real doesnt mean i believe theirs absolutely nothing supernatural either. Thats like saying if you dont believe in scientology then their mustnt be anything otherworldly or supernatural at all.
assuming we ever get a fortnite vivzie collab, what would you guys want to see get added?loona skin is a bit of a nobrained, but i dont see any of the other HB characters making for good skins, besides maybe octavia, but theres even less of a chance of her getting one than the rest>inb4 they make shitzo tall or give him stilts or something
i love her so much
>>154234081Every fucking thread
>>154234043>Thank you. If you dont mind plz post more of best demonI shall and as I said don't go full turkey - that likely may not work out, also plan your days off just in case.
So the new short had Blitzo admit that they are not cut out to be assassins while the interns areNow I hope the interns come back with their own company with black jack and hookers
>>154234141ah, but i asked something else this time!
>>154232018gross, stay away from me
>>154232018>>154234163>I havent showered or shaved in like a weekAnon...take a bath or a shower, now. >>154234201>Blitzo admit that they are not cut out to be assassins Rhetoric, and you believed it?
>>154234344>Rhetoric, and you believed it?I mean the audience were able to gleam that alreadyJust interesting to see him have some kind of self awareness
>>154234201>>154234344>Blitzo admit that they are not cut out to be assassinsIt was weirdly worded, but I think he was actually referring to the training video itself, not the job. Loona said they just wing it and Blitz agrees that's fine because they're professionals and don't need things like useful details. He's saying though that the interns are chucklefucks that can't "just wing it." To be useful the interns would need to get the details from the client.
>>154234484>
I wanna approach Bee at one of her parties and suplex her into the punch table.
does anyone know if theres any loona and wolfie fan art out there?
>>154234344I know this probably isnt the place to ask but how do i motivate myself to shower more?
>>154234768Well...picrel(Do it for Nifty) and no one wants to be around someone who smells - or a rather brash statement, don't be Indian, shower daily. I'm not sure if I'm being gaslighted or you're serious that you haven't showered in weeks, if so I'm deeply gravely concerned for you.
>>154234768>I know this probably isnt the place to ask but how do i motivate myself to shower more? I've never had trouble showering but assuming you need actual positive reinforcement, I'd suggest a shower beer and a shave.
>>154231741I think Astro also prefers them having a sisterly relationship. No need to cast stones.
>>154234916I wasnt accusing Astro, he's fine.
>>154234853I am serious, and it hasnt been weeks its been only a week. Also i seriously may print that "do it for niffty" image out and put it on my wall>>154234893Thx for the advice but I dont drink. My parents were straight edge fags and recently i tried drinking a juicy vodoka and i almost threw up.
>>154234916>>154234935In my feeder Octavia AU, I do have them going beyond what would be appropriately "sisters", but also not girlfriends and it's also a toxic as fuck relationship that goes off the rails. Like fathers, like daughters, I guess.But yes, in canon proper, they should be the best sisters of all time. Though I do hope they don't do the idea of Via and Loona being the best friends of all time ever. Fantastic sisters where Loona is there for Via when she needs it? Absolutely! Should they be hanging out with each other non-stop every day? Given the age difference and what I would deem difference in hobbies, that doesn't quite fit.>>154234768I've never dealt with actual depression, but I have heard of this phenomenon. I guess the question is why don't you feel the need to shower every day? It's a nice ritual that gets the grime off you and makes for a good start to the day. Which would be my advice, just roll out of bed and make that the literal first thing you do in the day. And now you don't have to worry about it for another 24 hours. Easier said than done, but as with anything, if you can power your way to do that for a few weeks, bit becomes an easier habit.
>>154235022>In my feeder Octavia AUread that as ”breeder Octavia AU” for a second there
>>154235022What I appreciate about you Astro is as far as I can tell even though you're weird as hell and I wouldn't go near you IRL you can actually read the room and that's rare as hell on this godforsaken site.
>>154233559>2 heads>>1 ugly>1 set of tits>1 assI think I'll stick with my 2-pack of clown cuties, thanks
>>154234916I have a similar idea/synopsis for Mayberry and Stella - at most they could work as a lesbian pairing, but they work much better as friends. >>154234935Astro is a good dude. >>154235022>The cute peeking hoot.
>>154235022>guess the question is why don't you feel the need to shower every day?No motivation/it feels weird sometimes
