PUSH PAST YOUR LIMITSBREAK EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOUR SPIRITSO LET ME HEAR ITFOR THE LOVE OF THE FIGHT
another win for Sonic.
Marvel? Won.Spider-Man? Won.
Reminder the sounds of the NY city subway utterly GAPE the Symbiotes
Discuss
>>155036043
>>155036043I legitimately think Tahu might win since he has had Kai doesn't have an answer for and that Kai is kind of a dumbass who never beats anyone of importance in his show
I decree thus.
>>155036039As do air horns...and storm sirens...and loud claps...and medium sized fires...
>>155036084Hulk loses to the FlashBattle beast Loses to BorosDouble KO for the Sega and Nintendo cultistsI do not care about the rest
>W-We don't even know this-HERO TOOI AM A HERO TOO!!
>>155036084I agree that Omni-Man GAPES Pink Diamond and her entire verse but>low-extreme diffDo you have any idea how useless of a difficulty rating that is? Just say it's mid diff if you aren't sure
>>155036121Damn Venom jobs to THIS?
Post any MHA character having their own solo film, much less a trilogy.
The DEMON has arrived!
>>155036121Dragonbros...I can't find a video of ours with even TWENTY million views, what the FUARK!?
>>155036084Hulk wins Sonic winsSonic wins
>>155036171The symbiote dies to an acid bath in this by the way.
>>155036171Post Venom having a good movie
>>155036192All 3 Venom films.
>>155036207>Me when I lie
>>155036176This is the absolute most viewed DBZ video I could find and it's from 18 years ago. The mogging is brutal...
>>155036121https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8CdcCD5V-d8&list=RD8CdcCD5V-d8&start_radio=1&>929 Million viewsDone. Eminem solos.
>Hiding behind Slim Shady
>>155036192Spider-Man 3.Venom.Venom: Let There Be Carnage.Venom: The Last Dance>b-but muh criticsThe audience loves those movies.
>>155036176Post MHA crashing Crunchyroll's servers from the sheer traffic after a new episode release>bu-If it can't even do that then it's sub-daipa level
>MHA soloing marvel AND dragon ball I feel like we've been here before.
>>155036187>he doesn't know
>>155036279>is reportedly
>he actually listens to the death battle soundtrack outside of the video its in
>>155036269>Y-You may have COUNTLESS more views across youtube than any of our videos, but look at how unreliable Crunchyroll servers are!This is sad.
>>155036084Doesn't the mha guy beat the literal wall level lady?
Venom is one of the most popular Marvel antiheroes ever created. Everyone loves him and the success of the trilogy as well as media in which Venom appears shows this.
Oh no...
OH NO NO NO...
>>155036330Yes he does
>youtube viewcountfagging
>PLEASE CARE ABOUT MHA!!!!This is sad. Thank God I'm a MarvelCHAD.
>spiderfags start ankle bitting MHA>start HBOCing when they start losingEvery time
>>155036298>He isn't enhancing his workout with testosterone amplifying and muscle tensing compositions such as Super, Game Over, Millennial Monsters, and Hell's AngelsThis is why you're still a weak low testosterone SISSY, Brandon Yates solos every artist in all of music with the sheer raw strength put into each of his tracks
>>155036084Wins > Debatable > Loses
Oh look, the dbzsissies are here. Fun!
>>155036446Skrullnic...
>>155036446hey ultrafag. suggest me things to watch later.
>PLEASE CARE ABOUT MHA!!!Hundreds of millions do!
>>155036444>loses>Sonic isn't there
What happens next?
>>155036465...of groomers and the mentally ill/retarded.
>UltraKEK daring to show his face hereThe entirety of Ultraman Teo? Jobs to GODly.
>>155036484The fuck you mean "entirety" the show just started a month ago
>Ultraman image followed by a Nuly postHello, Toypedo. Having another meltdown?
>Skrullnic is pretending to be multiple posters
>>155036522>Samenic desperately trying to make "Skrullnic" a thing
My favorite matchup has no characters that can be NTR'd.......
>>155036444Jokes aside. Mario is not beating Yhwach, Kratos, or Eggman. Popeye, Naruto, and Optimus Prime are debatable. And he would lose to Beerus, Giorno, and Sailor Moon. I'm not touching Sonic.
>>155036420Please kys its not funny being that unserious and not true
>>155036546If Bowser can beat Eggman then why can't Mario?
>total silence after the noticing Holy fuark!!! It's indeed him.
>>155036020so what happened to being so strong the universe twists with every punch? they can just go max level on earth with no consequences? >theyre holding backthen why are they even fighting
>>155036020
>>155036564Okay but unironically I do actually listen to some songs from the Death Battle soundtrack when doing repsPreferably the ones that have guest singers though since Brandon Yates isn't a great singer in my opinion, he's better as a composer and having some big industry talent take over the vocals like when he got the Burry the Light guy for Bowser vs Eggman and the MGR:R guy for Ghost Rider vs Spawn
the silence of the fags
>>155036231https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzSWdj4izHMthis is the only view count that matters.
>>155036444I HATE WEAKLINGS!!!
>>155036569That was an army vs. army fight. Mario by himself doesn't stand a chance against Eggman with only his standard gear.
>>155036460diebuster
>>155036513>dbzjeets are accusing me of being a literal who nowWow, those 23 failed raids really mindbroke you, huh?
>>155036503He just KNOWS.
I need more Death Battles with the power of darkness!
>>155036737Does Jackie Estacado from The Darkness have any MUs?
>>155036444What the fuck are these matchups dude
Mha is only good to normies who like the anime. As someone who read the manga and was there since the beginning horikoshi should be flogged for how shitty mha became.
>Someone linked this thread on the /dbs/ ghost thread claiming the Nuly poster and Ultrafag is toypedo.>This post >>155036581 is a literal copy paste of a post made by a gokuposter shitting up a PPG thread last nighthmm... I am noticing...
This changed EVERYTHING
>>155036796Don't look at me; I didn't make it.
>Enters your verseHow does it fare?
>>155036444Mario loses to everyone in the debatable categoryHe does not beat Cloud, Saitama, Link, Popeye, SpongeBob, Yhwach, Naruto, and probably does not beat Pac-ManHe does beat the dogshit out of Reimu though, and probably Madoka and Optimus Prime given all of them are featless sissies
>>155036444Kirby beats mario in most scenarios since mario genuinely has no viable way to permanently kill kirby
>>155036043Doesn't Tahu have the Golden Mask?
>>155036845Link to the ghost thread?
>>155036066Kai isn't a dumbass. Cole and jay have had bigger dumbass moments in ninjago compared to Kai
>>155037005>Post linking to herehttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/290142446/#q290150977_2>Post >>155036581 is copied fromhttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/155006828/#q155015775
>Jirosis>MinasisYUM! MORE RAPE MEAT FOR ME!
Horikoshi was too pussy to actually kill any heroes that mattered. I'm still mad gran torino survived getting a fist shoved through most of his tiny ass torso but midnight dies to getting beaten to death with a rock.
Your KING has arrived...
>>155037072Good one, jester.
>>155037063That's why MHA sucks. You're telling me that literally not a SINGLE Class 1-A member died? Like not even one of the jobbers?
*overpowers your cucky mind manipulation**overpowers your cucky soul manipulation**overpowers your cucky time manipulation**overpowers your cucky space manipulation**overpowers your cucky reality manipulation**overpowers your cucky law manipulation**overpowers your cucky concept manipulation**overpowers your cucky narrative metafiction manipulation**overpowers your cucky elemental manipulation**overpowers your cucky void manipulation**overpowers your cucky bfr attempts and instant kill wincons**overpowers your cucky poison, acid, bases and radiation**overpowers your cucky statistics manipulation**overpowers your cucky causality and probability manipulation**overpowers your cucky attack reflection, barriers, immunities, lives, regen and immortality**overpowers your cucky reactive AP evolution and adaptation**overpowers your cucky power nullification, absorption and copying**overpowers your cucky existence erasure**overpowers all your cucky layers of your cucky haxes**overpowers your cucky cardinals of cuckily quantitative and cuckily qualitative infinite stat difference*
>>155036984>no viable way to permanently kill kirbyAnon, what are you talking about?
>>155037079Simon is so fucking lucky he gets to watch
The Primordial.The Empyrean.The Celestial.The Astral.The Aetherial.The Spatial.The Temporal.The Terrestrial.The Oceanic.The Subterranean.The Chthonic.The Infernal.The Chaotic.The Abyssal.
Never read nor watched MHA and I'm not planning to do it anytime now but I remember reading something about the mangaka having to change shit because the fans where having a tantrum for every character that died or something.>>155037132This is also hax. It's something like a mix of reactive evolution, adaptation, power nullification / power negation, accelerated development and and statistics amplification (which could count as reactive evolution in stats).>>155037137>Out of ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOWHERE.???
>Watches you kiss his wife
>>155037163>Simonsissy upset about his hero watching his wife getting BLACKEDDo you hate the canon of Gurren Lagann
>>155036765
>>155037184>Thing that didn't happen.>Lying and libel.I hate Japan but I also don't understand what the fuck is your problem.
>SpawnSISSY is buck broken by Simon
You see, this is why Marvel and DC are better. They actually have the balls to kill off characters, unlike sissy shows like MHA. It shows actual stakes and conflict that the heroes must face, unlike MHA where even the jobbers survive for some reason.
>>155037191Isn't jackie like building level, doesn't he just gores alan before he can hax him to death.
Spawn was a good one, fuck you.
>>155037134Kirby has came back to life before and can come back to life as long as his soul is still there. This happens in kirby mass attack.
>>155037163>but I remember reading something about the mangaka having to change shit because the fans where having a tantrum for every character that died or somethingmhafags didn't want a well-done story, they just wanted aura and to goon
I like both Simon and Spawn, my GOATs shouldn't fight, they can coexist.
>>155037220The Spawnsissy and Simoncuck are the same person
Big bro Spawn and Big Bro Kamina spit roast Nia while Simon watches from a safe distance in his faggy little sttgl mech
>>155037117Jirou got one of her earphone jacks cut off but that doesn't matter because in mha people could easily get mechanical prosthetics that are better if not as good as their original body parts or quirks.
>>155037266>Ntr fanfiction and libel.For what purpose?
>even the tripfag hates MHAKEEEEK! What a shit manga and anime.
>>155037289>>>Ntr fanfiction and libel.>For what purpose?I asked myself that when I watched cucky lagann. At least Simon seemed happy!
>>155037315There's no ntr in Gurren Lagann, Simon wouldn't be happy about it either, and it would be out of character for anyone to cheat.Why are you lying so much? Are you jewish? Also, why are you obsessed with cuckoldry?
>>155037302People like to call demon slayer corpo slop but the real corpo slop is mha.
>>155037315Cucky Simon knew that what Yoko does is none of his business.He said so himself: https://files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4
>>155037330Simon canonically WORSHIPS his BVLL Kamina and builds giant golden statues to him and quotes him like the gospel and makes sure Yoko and Nia are always worshipping and sucking Kamina's cock too
Spawn and Kamina are so fucking lucky. And Simon is even luckeir he gets to watch!
>yet another Simon rerunBoring! Seen this already!
Slutty Yoko and Nia will get fucked by KIIIIIINNNGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
>>155037337>Cucky>A kid.>A girl that isn't his wife.Not cuckoldry by the very definition of the word.>>155037345>Statue=worshipWe have statues of many famous people and they're not worshipped though.>Golden and many.There was like one statue made of rock though.>Quotes him like the gospel.Not like the gospel but he quotes him like one quotes a philosopher imo.Hakuna Matata.>Ntr fanfiction and libel.Why do you lie?>>155037355>Ntr fanfiction and libel.Are you people genuinely retarded?
>>155036859Yeah powerscaling changed as a whole after that episode everything became a cosmological arms race
>SimonFlowery uses the power of the SPIRAL 10x better than Simon ever does, teaching Simon how to be a better man and resurrects Nia for him so he can be happy.BOOM. DONE.
>>1550364607 episodes of Ultraman Teo are on Youtube, subtitled.
Heh, no. My Chad pelvic floor muscles will crush that cucky little "penis" of yours. Nothing personal, kid.
oh my god this shit again?
>>155037386Yoko is the same age as Simon and Simon WORSHIPS that brown Indian Pedo who raped her and kisses his sandals for raping her in front of him
>>155036460You should watch Ultraman Arc.
>>155037424>>155037411>>155037345>>155037337Are you from India
*Le Gasp*Oh my Science, BIG BRO CHADDY-SAMA???May I watch from my Cucky Bush when you fuck Nazzoko today, Big Bro?
>>155037432no but Simon's Bvlly Bvll GOD Kamina is.
>>155037432No. I'm a KINGTOS Scholar.
>>155037436Kek, Kevin said this.
>>155037444>>155037452You're lying. you're indian.
>>155037398Now THIS is Canontos.
>>155037377>Ntr fanfiction and libel.SAARtos the JEW of war.>>155037398>Deltatroon.Simon is literally the best user of Spiral Energy, and no one in any toby fox game would nor could ever use that power better than Simon.TTGL's ending is dogshit though imo.>>155037424You're lying, again.>>155037444You're definitely brown and jewish.
>>155037436Why are you randomly quoting Gurren Lagann? It's not inspirational
>>155037425Arc is underrated, honestly.
cucky homer
BIONICLE?NINJAGO?LEGO?
>>155037471Toby Fox characters like Flowey actually have real willpower that real men have, so they'd use it much better than Cucky Simon. Spiral Power in Gurren Lagann is determined by how much you are worshipping your Indian "Big Bro" BVLLS like Kamina at any given time.When Simon was upset about Kamina cucking him in Episode 8, he stopped worshipping Kamina for 10 seconds and lost all his Spiral Power.Then Kamina waltzed over and punched Simon's teeth out with his brown fist and told Simon to suck his dick which is way bigger than Simon's. So Simon obviously said "KAMINA SUGOII!! I WORSHIP YOU BIG BRO!!!!" and that's how he regained his powers, by sucking Pedo Kamina's dick again and never stopping ever again.Being a cuck is the CANON SOURCE of Simon's powers. Actual Willpower >>>>>> BVLL-worshipping cuckold manchildren
>155037491You're either Israeli or Indian if you type like this
>>155037491>Lying and libel.Seems like toby fox fans are indian and jewish.
>>155037491ZOINKS! It's true, Scoob!
>>155037508>IndianJust like Simon's brown stinky sandal-wearing Indian GOD Big Bro Kamina-Sama
>>155037491Jinkies! I think this is Canon, Fred!
>>155037398
Jesus fucking christ do you ever get tired of this shit?
>>155037436Where did you get such high quality screenshots of Gurren Lagann?
>>155037471>Simon is literally the best user of Spiral EnergyNot if my JARONA has anything to say about it!
>>155037515Kamina isn't indian though.You're a lying jew, and brown.
>>155037461Is there a /bant/ thead?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING LEGO DISCUSSION?????
>>155037542CANONTOS!
>>155037542All of deltarune and undertale get stomped by Gurren Lagann though.
>>155037547>Brown>Sandals>Unwashed>Canonically Stinks>Loud Spittling Retard>Makes Dalits call him "Big Bro">Obsessed with Izaat>Rapist PedoKamina is a jeet though and Simon worships him forever and ever and ever
isnt Flowery just deltatroon Kamina
>>155037072And it’s ME
>>155037568This is projection
CVCKY SIMONBROS???????
>>155037479Yeah, I've been watching it with the kids, We're on episode 20ish.>>155037534These threads are Heaven to me compared to /toy/.
>>155037570No.Actually if i recall Toby Fox said he's based on tall Shojo characters
>>155037568Brown japaneses exist.Many people all around the world use sandals.Kamina washes himself in the animeI don't remember him stinking but he bathes so I doubt it.The way he acts is a public persona to make people feel better.>Indian sounding words and lying.That's weird.Kamina isn't a rapist pedo afaik.You're a lying brown retard, and indian jew.
>>155037591BIG BRO BROOOOOOS???
>>155037612>Brown japaneses exist.Yeah, they came there from jeetland.
>wearing sandals is a sign of being indian nowwhat
>>155037591>Ai overview."Bro", "lil bro" and "big bro" are used in america and the internet too, are they not?>>155037628>He doesn't know.
>>155037612Japanese only get "brown" with a tan, Kamina lived in a cave forever and still is shitskinKamina is the only character to wear toe-jam crusted sandals everywhere like a JeetKamina canonically only ever bathed once to perv on and violate the underage girls nextdoor including YokoHe canonically stinks like shit and only ever bathed once to perv on Yoko the tweenHe acts that way to his underlings in Episode 1 who he canonically bullies and makes do his chores, including making them call him "Big Bro" tooHe's obsessed with IzaatThat's a CANON thing he does in Episode 1Kamina raped an underage girl, he's a Brown Indian Pedo
>>155037640I have never, ever, ever, ever, ever, called an unrelated man "Big Bro". Cause i'm not a Cuck. But you do you, Lagannbro
Sorry, but Jannu's my wife.
Big bros Kamina and Spawn won this thread.
>>155037398Cut
you need to let go of this obsession with an anime from 2007-2008. It's weird.
>>155037665She’s mine
>>155037629Literally part of their culture. There was a huge push to force them to wear shoes and socks after colonisation, and they refused because they claimed it "hurt their feet", same as they refused to shit in Toilets. Also recorded instances of indian "scholars" going abroad to universities and being reprimanded for wearing shitty sandals everywhere.Also Indian sub-cultures like Gujarati literally have foot and sandal worshipping as part of their culture.
>>155037688Don't bring up Cucky Gurren Lagann here if you don't want the Scholars reminding you what it's about.
>>155037695*cucks you* sorry excel.
>>155037649Okinawa has natural brown japs. You know jackshit about Japan.Those are japanese wooden sandals, you're retarded.>Lying.Kamina does bathe, and him thinking happened once, that I remember.>Lying.>Lying, once again and with indian words again.>Lying, yet again.You're a retarded indian jew.>>155037659Me neither, but that wasn't the point, you strawmanning retard, you didn't use that much of an argument either.>>155037673>Obsessed.
>>155037697>Literally part of their culture.IT'S BEEN PART OF ASIAN CULTURE IN GENERAL FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS YOU RETARD.
Why tf did Google change stinking to thinking?
>>155037719No it literally hasn't. Japanese since before the Shogunate invented socks. Indians after the invention of the Computer refused and acted like the idea of socks and shoes would poison them, and literally would kiss and worship their elder's sandals because they're a nation of subhuman foot fetishist retards
Hey guys! I think I found a glue!*Uses Spiral energy to make the universe a better place*That's my Jarona!
>>155037640I've literally never called anyone "Big bro" and I have a brother who is 8 years older than me. I call him by his name and refer to him as my older brother. He's actually 6 inches shorter than me.
>>155037738Didn't read. You are fucking retarded. End of story.
>>155037712Okinawa is an archipelago of islands. they're not "natural brown", they're TANNED. The literal Japanese dna has been mapped for uniquely Black hair and Uniquely Pale skin that other races do not have.Name one time Kamina bathed outside of the episode where he only got in a hot spring to be a pedo to Yoko (and asked Simon and another boy to stick his fingers up his ass)None of those are lies. Kamina is an adult Brown Stinky pedo perving on Yoko the 14 year old child.
>>155037763I know you can't read but that's not my fault Simon Cuck.Maybe you're a "visual learner" like Simon, so imma fuck your Crush right now so you can learn right now ok Lil Bro?
WE'VE REALLY REACHED THE POINT WITH KEKSHITTERS THAT WEARING SANDALS, FOR SOME FUCKING REASON, IS A SIGN OF BEING INDIAN
>>155036279Tomatillo...
>>155037784Refusing to wear normal shoes and socks when they're widely available, is indeed an Indian trait.
>>155037780https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geta_(footwear)Read something other than google AI for once
Ayo you better calm down lil bro before I fuck your BIHHH ok lil bro?
>>155037743I have never heard nor used big bro either, my brother calls me "bro" and I call my brother "bro". Must be something about asian culture, I guess.>>155037741Ngl Gurren Lagann's ending is the worst case of plot induced stupidity I've ever seen.>>155037770Okinawans are naturally brown, you fucking retard, you think Polynesian people are only tanned too?I have japanese blood, so does my father, you're not going to tell me my dad is wrong on something he fucking studied, you retard.You think just because you don't see something then it doesn't happen? Am I immortal because I've never died?>Pedophile and gay fanfiction out of nowhere.Weird.You're lying, you're a retarded indian jew.
>>155037826Would Simon call this fine gentleman "Big Bro"?
>The earliest known pair of geta was excavated in a Neolithic archaeological site near Ningbo, Zhejiang, China, dated to the Liangzhu culture (3400–2250 BCE). These geta differed in construction to modern geta, having five or six holes in place of the modern-day three. The use and popularity of wooden clogs in China has been recorded in other sources dating to between the Spring and Autumn period (771–476 BCE) to the Qin (221–206 BCE) and Han dynasties (202 BCE–220 CE). Geta-style shoes were worn in Southern China likely until sometime between the Ming (1368–1644) and Qing dynasties (1636/1644–1912), when they were replaced by other types of footwear. Also in Korea, wooden shoes similar to geta from the Joseon Dynasty have been unearthed.(Namaksin)
>>155037833Simon isn't a cuck, so no.
>It is likely that geta originated from Southern China and were later exported to Japan. Examples of Japanese geta dating back to the latter part of the Heian period (794–1185) were found in Aomori in 2004, during an excavation along the right bank of the Shinjo river.So like all things Asian, it originated from China. Not India. Retard.
>>155037848Simon calls the guy who fucked his crush Big Bro though and worships him like a god though and gets Yoko and Nia to always worship and suck that "Big Bro"s cock though.Sounds like a Cuck, lil bro
>>155037839>Geta-style shoes were worn in Southern China likely until sometime between the Ming (1368–1644) and Qing dynasties (1636/1644–1912), when they were replaced by other types of footwearDid you forget this part?Indians refused to abandon sandals long after shoes were invented because they literally thought it would poison them.
>>155037848https://files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4"What she does is none of my business!If she is blacked is none of my business!Kamina giving her the bbc is none of my business!Kamina-Aniki is the best ever and she deserves a real man like him! We will worship his BBC fucking Yoko in front of us for all our lives! Nia in heaven will get Kamina Aniki's bbc too! Row row fight da Powa!"– Cucky Simon
>>155037826YO IT'S ISHOWSPEED
>lightners essentially treat darkners as fictional objects>flowery is capable of fighting (and is actually stronger than) kris, a lightner, who literally has R>F existence compared to him>Flowery is even capable of perceiving and manipulating reality even beyond Kris's (the game's code which exists at an R>F level to Kris himself)>this even shows Flowery can BTFO things on an informational level which means Simon's totally real "regen" feats can't save him>mfw Flowery is High Outer going by cucky Simon """"""""outerversal"""""""" wank logicOh nononono Gurren Lagann xisters we're so fvcking weak to DeltaGODS...
>>155037860Kamina never fucked Yoko.Kamina is Simon's older brother.Your crush being fucked isn't equal to cuckoldry either.He doesn't worship Kamina, much less like God.It's someone who was close to being a fatherly figure that died.>Ntr fanfiction and libel.You sound like a brown retard, and a jew.>>155037883>Literally lines he didn't say.>Literally not cuckoldry by the very definition of the word.
Being a Cuck and Worshipping Pedo Indian Big Bro Bvlly BVLLS is what my series is all about!
>>155037869I don't give a FUCK. The mere existence of sandals isn't something India invented. Kamina wearing Sandals doesn't mean he's meant to be indian you idiot. They're just shoes that Japs wore for as very long time.
>>155037899Kamina's not even related to Simon. He literally makes all his Slaves and Chore-doers who hate him call him "Big Bro" in Episode 1 or he beats them up. Simon worships Kamina every single second of every episode and can only speak about how Kamina is SUGOII and his entire "arc" is literally dressing in Kamina's clothes and only speaking in quoting Kamina and making everyone including Nia else kneel at the feet of Kamina and worship Kamina and suck Kamina's cock too.He worships Kamina forever like a God and Heretical Idol and a Cuckold.Kamina is literally a Brown Pedo Retard.Also Simon LITERALLY SAID "w-w-w-w-WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY BUSINEEEEEESSSS WWWAAAAAAHHHH!!!" while Kamina fucked his crush
>>155037897>essentially asSo, you mean not really.Your greentext is just lying and using fallacious reasoning.Deltarune and Undertale characters still have lesser feats and hax than Simon so he wins.
>>155037910You should re-read the thread or stop seething then.The entire cast of Gurren Lagann has shoes and shoes are widely available. Refusing to switch to normal footwear when it's available is Indian behaviour
>>155037900SIMOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
If you're an npc who only consooms shonenshit, and happens to look like pic related, you'd probably hoot and say Simon's "peak"If you're white or have a tepid iq Simon's a Shallow, Predictable Power Fantasy Masquerading as an "Individual" ArcLet’s not pretend Gurren Lagann is a nuanced character study, some of us have read books without pictures in them. It’s a loud, flashy shōnen power fantasy that plays with themes of willpower and identity, but only as far as the audience gets to insert themselves into Simon’s shoes and go “wow I too can start weak and still be the biggest, strongest hero if I say Kamina Sama's quirky catchphrases loud enough!”But Simon’s “arc” is paper-thin to anyone with a reading age>Simon starts off as a meek, submissive digger-boy, subsists off cocky thumbs up and instagram motivational quotes from Kamina>idolizes Kamina and wants to be him (including Kamina taking Yoko while Simon can only cry like a cuck and keep kissing Kamina's ass, because Kamina is the cardboard alpha the story worships).>Kamina dies in Episode 8 in a martyr move so generic and predictable it might as well be accompanied by “PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS.”>Simon spirals into “depression,” which is resolved not through meaningful internal struggle, but by… yelling louder and piloting a bigger robot just like Kamina Sama. (Anime therapy for suburban teens with no real difficulties)>He then assumes Kamina’s role, both in leadership and style, adopting Kamina’s speeches, tone, and even fashion. But the show says this is “individual growth” rather than just spiritual cosplay.
>>155037942HEY. RETARD. you listed sandals alone like it's a common indian trait. You did not say anything about other shoes being available.>>155037568
>>155037965Eventually, Simon becomes the most powerful being in the universe, throwing galaxies and beating up the le evil source of all badness fascist nazi space depression spiral because Simon has the most… “willpower.” Why? Because the narrative tells you he does. Not because he grew it or shows it in any meaningful psychological way—just because he yells a lot and the show says so and you’re supposed to cheer because the show says so.This is the dumb powerfantasy phase. Simon gets handed infinite power for yelling a lot and being a loudmouthed douchebro just like ‘Aniki’. Also gets handed a generic boring waifu called Nia so he won’t interrupt Yoko from worshipping Kamina even after death. Nia gets fridged later so Simon can get wanked off and see himself as wise and emotionally mature like the buddha after an entire series of being the complete opposite (more hollow power fantasy with no real internal growth—just empty gestures scripted to look meaningful. You’ll find this is a recurring theme).And Simon still worships Kamina's ghost who still gives him the cocky thumbs up and instagram quotes for mimicking Kamina in everything he does while Yoko and Nia continue to suck Kamina's spiritual cock.Simon is a wish fulfillment character, but worse than most because he’s sold to you as a subversion. The story says: “Look, he’s not Kamina, he’s his own man!” But everything he does is filtered through Kamina’s ghost. His growth is only accepted and rewarded when he becomes Kamina 2.0.That’s Burger King Individualism: “Be yourself—but only if you’re just like Kamina and let your girlfriend worship Kamina.”It’s the same energy as Rey Skywalker, where the story insists “Rey is unique, she makes her own choices!” while giving her all of Luke’s milestones, lightsaber, friends, and name. It’s cosplay as growth. He has no willpower, he's just a wimpy spineless cuck who watches from a bush while Kamina cucks him.
>>155036569Bowser explicitly had every tool ever for that fightIt was the most merchant fight in DB histroyGive Mario a dozen different reality warping tools and he'd beat Eggman too
>>155037931It's an adoptive older brother, retard.Kamina doesn't have slaves nor chore-doers.>Lying.Simon's character development is the opposite of that, it's about growing up to be himself and true to himself.>More fanfiction and libel.You're literally a jewish brown retard.Kamina didn't fuck Yoko.Simon saying that as a child is not wrong, Yoko isn't even his girlfriend.>>155037942Nta but Kamina didn't have shoes available anywhere.
There is literally nothing wrong with wearing sandals.
WE MUST BE BETTER X-MEN
>>155037977Or worse yet, it’s jingling keys storytelling. Loud speeches, yelling, big explosions, and vague platitudes about believing in yourself distract from the fact that Simon is emotionally static. He doesn’t develop a personality—he inherits one from a louder similarly vapid character, then gets power boosts as a reward for spiritual mimicry.If you stripped away the show’s musical cues and exaggerated shouting, Simon is a bland, interchangeable audience surrogate whose journey is obvious from the first few episodes. The show pretends he’s complex because he’s “sad” for two episodes after Kamina dies and then puts on Kamina's clothes and le punches harder.That’s not depth. That’s just shōnen autopilot.TL;DRSimon is not a compelling individual. He’s:>A clone of Kamina in denial>A power fantasy for low-test redditors who want to believe their meekness will naturally evolve into greatness if you “believe” in some cringy quotes on a glowing computer screen>A shallow puppet that gets rewarded not for growth, but for alignment with the show’s pre-approved ideal of masculinity and heroism (i.e. Kamina),>A prime example of Burger King Individualism, where the illusion of choice masks the reality of conformity.The show worships Kamina and Simon’s only worth is in channeling Kamina. If that’s “character growth,” then jingling keys count as plot development.But most normies are very low iq npcs and lack any culture, so it works. So if you like guzzling corn syrup and sugar, if you get your thoughts from tv and your personality from social media, if you gotta search an anime girl's age on fanwikis to avoid twitter lynching you and you think Sonic the Hedgehog is adult entertainment, yeah you'll find Simon a very "good" character.
>>155036084Why are Sonicfags unable to admit Mario stomps? Mario can hammer meteors back into the sky in base. Sonic trips on meteors smaller than him in Hyper.
>>155037977Slop.
>>155037990cool copypasta faggot
>>155037981Literally everyone in the cave had shoes including Simon
>Simon yells really loudly and uses the power of friendship>Flowery yells really loudly and uses the power of friendship...?
What caused the meltdown this time?
>>155037992yes very good summary. Gurren Lagann is Slop for Cucks
Halbros, how are we feeling about Lanterns? Are we better men now?
>>155038011Flowery does what Simon does but he's not a Cuck like Simon so he's stronger
>>155038020A single comment about Simon
I just think the giant robots are cool
You called for me, Simon? Well I'm here.
>>155038024Jon's going to replace him anyway so who cares
>>155038036the only giant robot your series always posts is a literal Robot of Kamina that Simon must pilot to do anything
>>155038028Nta but Simon isn't a cuck either, and he's stronger with feats alone.>>155038036I agree.
>>155038039ANIKI????
I just jerked off to tranny Jax porn. Simonscholar btw.
>>155038048Post your arm if you aren't indian, Simonjeet.
>>155038048>worship the guy you watch fucking your biiihhbrb im about to go fuck your girlfriend again lil bro.
>>155038060I already did, many times in fact.>>155038059>False flagging.
>>155038059Did Big Sis Jax take Yoko too Simonbro?
>>155038048>Simon isn't a cuckHe got cucked by Big Bro Kamina and BBC Spiral.
>call out the faggot who said sandals are a jeet trait>suddenly goes silent
>>155038078He said not switching to normal footwear when they're commonly available and long after the computer, is a Jeet trait. Also being Brown and Stinky and being a Pedo
>>155038070No, because Jax is also a cuck. She and Simon watch Yoko fuck Pomni's brains out.
The Age of Consent is 18, Simon cucks...
>>155038087He didn't do that. He listed sandals alone as a trait like india invented sandals.
>>155038061Simon doesn't worship Kamina.Kamina didn't fuck Yoko.Yoko isn't Simon's bitch.Nothing there fits the definition of cuckoldry.You're also not going to fuck my girlfriend, she isn't into morbidly obese retarded browns.>>155038074>Lies.>>155038088>>155038070I can tell you're indians because of the obsession with cuckoldry that you have.
>>155038101Read: >>155037738
What's stopping Flowery from using Spiral Energy against Simon?
"EEYAAAAAH!!! DADDY BBC SPIRAL IS BLACKING ME AS HARD AS BIG BRO KAMINA JEETED YOKO!!! SIMON WHY ARE YOU JUST WATCHING YOU FUCKING CVVVVVCK????"
>>155038121Spiral Energy is actually powered by Cuckoldry. Simon doesn't have willpower which is why he worships Kamina like a God after Kamina cucked him
>>155038104I did read it. And the argument changed. You're still a projecting lying son of a bitch.
>>155038121Does Flowery have Spiral Energy?Even if he does, it would be less than Simon's.>>155038127>Out of context and only ONE page of manga.Done.>>155038132>Lying.You're jewish and retarded.
Simon Vs. Kyle was a fucking mistake
>>155038102Of course I'm Indian. I'm a Simonscholar.
>>155038143>False flagging.I'm a fan of Simon and I'm not indian.
I don't want to know what shithole the cuckposter lives in where 17 year old with a 14 year old constitutes as pedophilia and not a normal teenage relationship
>>155036845HOLY YUM!!
>>155038138This went on for multiple pages actually. Also the aftermath is shown with Nia shivering and drooling and the Kanji used specifically for orgasm
>>155038156All Simonbros are Indian at heart.
>>155038159Kamina is 18, he's an Adult.It's not normal and 14 year olds can't consent, Simon worships a Rapist Pedo.The Age of Consent is 18, Simon Pedo
You need to fucking let go and move on from this.
>>155038167>Out of context gif no longer than a second.>Dialogue LITERALLY SAYS THAT IT ISN'T RAPE.>>155038175No.
SIMONTOS! Kylesura...
>>155038180I mean, it takes two to tango.
>>155038182how is that scene not meant to imply Nia being raped?
>>155038182Where does the Dialogue say that it isn't rape?She literally says out loud that he's Probing Deep inside of her body with his tentacle cocks.
>>155038177?
I really fucking wish we could talk about Kai Vs. Tahu instead of this dogshit for the millionth fucking time
>>155038198Notice how none of those are 14, Simon Pedo
>>155038045He can die a better man.
>>155038198Bemusingly, the Age of Consent is actually 18 in India, which is incidentally probably where the cuckposter lives or at least was born in.
The next thread needs to take place in /bant/
>>155038202does Ninjago have any pedophiles?
CVCKY SIMON I HURD YOU LIKE EM YOUNG
>>155038177Nta but wether Kamina is 17 or 18 I don't remember, either way, I don't remember Yoko being 14 years old. Kamina didn't rape Yoko, he didn't have sex with her. Yoko also looks to be at least 18, and Japan at the time when Gurren Lagann was made had the age of consent at 13.I believe the age of consent should be higher though.>Pic.Another universe, not the main Simon.>>155038192Anti-Spiral doesn't even have genitalia and isn't made of actual matter.>>155038193No.Anti-Spiral is trying to kill her to extract her information but she's resisting, or so I remember.
>>155038202Nobody's stopping you from posting in the /toy/ thread.
Isn't Simon actually getting cucked like a billion times at once when Anti-Spiral rapekills Nia?
Let’s be real, you’re more mentally ill lol
>>155038204?
>>155038216It's definitely meant to be a metaphor for rape at least.
>>155038216Yoko is 14, said on the official series website (that's still up today) and in both guidebooks. Also specifically said to be the same age as Simon.Kamina making sexual advances on Yoko, a 14 year old, himself an Adult, is Rape. You wouldn't tolerate a adult Brown Pedo tonguefucking a little girl and telling her he's gonna fuck her "Ten Times Over" by the end of the night. Simon would worship that pedo forever like an Idol Golden Lamb God though.
>>155038230that's a pre-series pitch where several details were changed.The series guidebooks are basic drill and final drill, both say he's 18 and list his other stats too, like exact height and weight.
The truth is Kamina didn't cuck Simon. No, Yoko cucked Simon. He loves Big Bro Kamina.
I wanna watch TV but schizo stalker will be there with me
>>155038238You have a disorder and need to see a doctor.
>>155038251Women can't cuck you, they're dumb and have no sentience. Men cuck you. Never worship another man like he's your God or he WILL take advantage of that and betray you and fuck your dumb underage hoe.
>>155038253Says the literal Pedophile fantasising about being (or watching) a Stinky Brown Adult raping a half-naked little girl LMAOOOOOOOOO
acknowledge it
>>155038257I don't know what schizo ramblings you're going on about. Yoko cucked Simon though.
>>155038263TAHUTOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!that is all.
>>155038262You have a weird obsession with this topic. You need meds.
>>155038273I do think Indian Pedophiles and Cuckolds like you are disgusting and should be mocked.You need a bullet in the head
What Simon sees on Yoko's Sextape:
>>155038263It's better than Aang vs Aether.
>>155038276And a doctor's note.
Why didn't Simon just use all that power to rape Kamina?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_in_the_United_States>For the purposes of age of consent, the only provision applicable is {Chapter 109A, 18 U.S.C. 2243(a)}. 2243(a) refers to situations where such younger person is under the age of 16 years, has attained 12 years of age, and the older person is more than four years older than the 12-to-15-year-oldJapan and Canada also has a 5 year Romeo and Juliet gap, most European nations unfortunately have an AoC of 14 or a similar Romeo and Juliet clauseYeah pretty sure Kamina and Yoko are legal in like, every first world country
>>155038224No because it isn't rape.>>155038231Maybe? I don't know, I fucking hate Japan anyways. It still isn't rape.>>155038238Weird, Japan fucking sucks, they made a character that's physically adult be a younger age than possible.No, that's not the definition of rape, you retarded brown jew, rape is nonconsensual sex, which they didn't have. All they did was kiss, which Yoko gave to him.Kamina doesn't even know her age, and he's only 18 which is barely qualifying for an adult. I don't remember Kamina saying anything sexual to her.>Libel.No.>>155038251>>155038266Yoko isn't Simon's wife so she didn't cuck him.
>>155038286Simon canonically used his Spiral Powers to create Kamina to cuck him so he wouldn't become edgy and grow a spine, according to Otoko
>>155038212Nadakhan wanting to marry a teenager and forced it to happen against her will
>>155038286I did
>This entire thread
>>155038296What?
>>155038288Romeo and Juliet law doesn't apply to 18 and 14. Not a single USA state allows that, Kamina's an Indian Pedo who Cucky Simon worships for Raping his Love interest
>>155038286>>155038306Why tf are you people like this???
ROARtos. That is all.
>>155038292Kamina literally says he's gonna fuck her "10 times over" at the end of the night, pedo
>>155038309Why do you keep posting this girl Big Bro Bakugo cucked?
>>155038320Do the ROAR
>>155038323He says he's going to kiss her back ten times over. You lying brown jew.
>>155038318Toa needs to take out these VILLAINS
>>155038292Simon loves Big Bro thus Yoko cucked him by stealing Big Bro.
>>155038312That's the plot of Otoko.Otoko Simon (real world Simon) gets attacked by an edgy manga Simon he drew who isn't a cuck and has a spine.He decides the 1 thing Manga Simon lacks that Otoko Simon has is BIG BRO KAMINA SAMA!!!!!So he rewrites Edgy Simon to have Kamina in the story and Kamina cucks him and that's how Main Series Simon was born who worships his heckin BVLL Big Bro
>>155038212No joke Dragons Rising has a flashback where one of the main characters as a little girl gets lured into a truck and is almost abducted by these two skeletons
I'm tired, bros.
>>155038313https://attorneys.media/romeo-and-juliet-law-agerelated-legal-guide/>In many states, there is a specific age range within which consensual relationships between individuals are considered lawful under the Romeo and Juliet laws. For example, the law may stipulate that if the age gap between the two individuals is within a certain range, typically around two to four years, the relationship may be exempt from statutory rape laws.>to four years
>>155038309>skrullnic mad nobody is paying attention to him
>>155038338Familial love.Yoko didn't steal anything.Quit lying.
>>155038332"kiss her back ten times over" lmao keep telling yourself that's what he meansAlso making out with little girls makes you a Brown Pedo, Simon CUUUUCK
>>155038358Yoko stole him. Simon wanted the Big Bro Cock.
>>155038309
Doesn't Gurren Lagann take place in post-apocalyptic Japan? So all of those US laws wouldn't even matter or apply.
>>155038365That's literally what it means though. That's what was mentioned, no?A teenager kissing with another teenager isn't pedophilia, as far as I know.(You) are the projecting brown pedo, and a cuck.>>155038369No.You're a lying pedophile jew, and brown.
>>155038346Me too
>you're indian>NO YOU'RE INDIANSHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPP OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP DROP THIS RETARDED TOPIC AND TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE FOR FUCK SAKE
>>155038346New Power Rangers comes out soon bro. We will be eating good!
Simonbros really out here saying it's ok to tonguerape little children and perv on them when they're naked in the hotsprings and say you're gonna fuck them and to worship the Brown Indian Pedophiles who do that
>>155038349You weren't supposed to post this...
>>155038343>it's trueI don't have any more words.
>>155038345what's with this lego series and having a bunch of pedos
>>155038416That shit got canceled.
>>155038401Kamina is an ADULT. Yoko is a CHILD you fucking Pedophile Simonjeet
>>155038410The one who worships the Brown Sandalled Dalit who rapes little girls in Cuckold Series is the JEET
Oh! Her name's Evelyn, but when she became evil she became Evil-Lyn.
>>155038371Did her spine tank breaking Mineta's fall?
Always remember that Simon loses to Spawn.
YOU SHALL ALL CEASE IN THE NAME OF KIIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
>>155037985Why does he look like that?? Looks like an ugly Metal Gear render.
>>155038466y-yes ROARtos!
>>155038419No, you're lying.>>155038436Kamina is 17 or 18, that's not an adult.He also didn't know Yoko's age.You're a projecting indian pedophile and a retard.>>155038460I disagree.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenager_(word)>Teenager (shortened to teen) is a numeric term for a person from the ages of 13 to 19 years.You know, hence the suffix?
>>15503847718 is an adult, PedoYou don't have to know a little girl's age to not want to molest children
>>155038457
>>155038477>Kamina is 18, that's not an adult.
>>155038489Yoko doesn't look like a 14 year old.18 is not an adult, you projecting indian.
>>>/bant/24836905>>>/bant/24836905>>>/bant/24836905get in. prove you're white.
>>155038327ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
>>155038477"Kamina is 18, that's not an adult."
>>155036020>Superman: Sorry son, as long as I live and breath and where justice and peace are needed more than your childish fight addiction, I will forever be beyond you and have no limits!
>>155038487A 19 year old is a grown ass man who can die for his country in war.
Someone mentioned Evil-Lyn.
>>155038500nigga that's nuts
>>15503850518 is an adult. I don't know what to tell you, that's the age of majority (age where you become an adult), but I literally think you must be Indian now if you didn't know this, holy kek
>>155038477>Kamina is 18 that's not an adult.
>>155038499GOATneta TANKS all of that.
>>155038500>>155038520
>>155038477>Kamina is 18, that's not an adult.Maybe in Pedoland where you're from, Simoncuck
Boundless breasts.
>>155038514
>>155038509Pic isn't me.>>15503852418 isn't the age of adulthood, it's the age of legal responsibility, you dumb fuck.>>155038515Nta but that's more about law rather than biology.>>155038533It's true though.
>>155038550he looks like a BETTER MAN who could TEACH us a lot!
>>155036084>>155036444Mario and Superman > All
>>155038563no it's the age of adulthood. You really are stupid if you don't know that lmao no wonder you're a gurren lagann manchild
>>155038557Oppaiversal.
>FAGrio hiding behind FAGperman
>>155038574Multiversal mammaries.
>>155038477imma help you out unlike these other guys.but you're kind of retarded
>>155038573Can you prove that's an age of adulthood and not of a teenager?
>>155038574
>>155038588I ROAR for big breasts.
>>155038477>>155038563https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_majority"The age of majority is the age defining legal adulthood.[1] At majority, a minor becomes an adult, assuming legal control over their person, actions, and decisions, gaining new rights, and ending parental rights.Most countries set the age of majority at 18."
>>155036859Meh Pic related is better
Simon? Sonic easily runs laps around Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Spiral Energy may be able to stomp a puny verse like DC but when facing GODnic all of Simon's spiral energy drains from how hopeless he is against him. Simon loses his mech and falls to his knees and cries. Sonic teases Simon, the loser looks up at his new God and catches a glimpse of his tight cute blue asshole. It wouldn't be the first time he started to lust over a man's asshole. Simon's willpower grows larger than it ever has before because now he's instantly a FAGGOT. FAGmon's tiny drill grows bigger. As big as it can get and he grabs GODnic from the behind. FAGmon the butt digger tries his best to pierce the heavens in a pathetic "giga" drill break. Simon's spiral energy is drained again and he falls flat on his back. He betrayed his dead wife and became a FAGGOT like the tranny who raped him. He lost. KO!
>>155038606I HONK for Huge Honkers.
>>155037132>tdlrYup yup Superman
>>155038591>>155038608That's about law, in Wikipedia it says that 18 years old is an adolescent.
>>155038625
AND NOW THE SONICFAG IS HEREHOW EXACTLY CAN THIS THREAD GET ANY WORSE
>>155038557>>155038574>>155038588>>155038606built for bbc
>>155038477>Kamina is 18, that's not an adult.Nigga...
>>155038625BOUNDLESS FVARKING BREASTS!
>>155038557>>155038574>>155038588>>155038606>>155038625Prove you're not a Simonpedo. Post their ages, moeshitter.
>>155038648
>>155038647"Nigga" what? It is said on Wikipedia.
>tdlr>too didn't long read
>>155038648LACTATING MAMMARIES IN MY MIND LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE
>>155038629No, on Wikipedia it also says 'Adolescence' stops at Age of Majority."Adolescence (from Latin adolescere 'to mature') is a transitional stage of human physical and psychological development that generally occurs during the period from puberty to adulthood (corresponding to the age of majority).[1][2]"
>>155038668Where? Post a Wikipedia quote right now saying "18 year olds are not adults so you can worship Brown Pedos on Gurren Laggan O Algo"
>>155038557>>155038574>>155038588>>155038606>>155038625>>155038648>>155038672HalDAMN!
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenager>Teenagers who are 18 and 19 years old may be considered both teenagers and legally adults
Why can I never leave this hellhole? I fucking hate it here. This place has trapped me and broke my brain. I think I have Stockholm Syndrome.
>>155038673>>155038679https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolescence>Adolescence (from Latin adolescere 'to mature') is a transitional stage of human physical and psychological development that generally occurs during the period from puberty to adulthood (typically corresponding to the age of majority).[1][2] Adolescence is usually associated with the teenage years,[3][4] but its physical, psychological or cultural expressions may begin earlier or end later. Puberty typically begins during preadolescence, particularly in females.[4][5] Physical growth (particularly in males) and cognitive development can extend past the teens. Age provides only a rough marker of adolescence, and scholars have not agreed upon a precise definition. Some definitions start as early as 10 and end as late as 30.[6][7][8] The World Health Organization definition officially designates adolescence as the phase of life from ages 10 to 19.[9]
>>155038684Those are adult women.
>>155038477>Kamina is 18, that's not an adult
>>155038684Got that edit of Hal letting Ben 1p fly out an airlock?
Matchups?
Makima? Someone as free as GODnic would never let a wall level monster control him. Sonic's blazing speeds boost right through Makima like he would with any of Eggman's badniks. He sees Makima reform shortly after killing her. Makima tells him he will never be able to kill him and explains her contract to him. Sonic smirks, there's no time to waste. He uses his Ultra Sonic form to sissify all of Japan. In a matter of seconds he ages up everyone to be at least 18 years old and turns them all into men. Sonic gets to work, everyone in Japan sees Sonic's tight blue asshole and become FAGGOTS. Riding and draining every citizen until they pass out from exhaustion. FAGpan falls but Makima's contract is still in place. There's only one thing for GODnic to do. He decides to respectfully slit everyone's throats one by one. All of this has taken less than an attosecond. Finally, with nobody left in Japan for Makima to fall back on she is helpless. GODnic's sheer aura injects Makima with pure testosterone turning her into a man with a tiny cock. "You're under my control now" Sonic teases while male Makima's eyes look at Sonic's tight blue asshole. FAGkima's chain penetrates him and his chain wraps around Sonic's neck so he can hang on. "G-Good boy, just like my dogs" but FAGkima doesn't even last that sentence. He passes out and forfeits control. KO!
>>155038694You're quoting the same page that says it ends at Age of Majority, if only you could read.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolescence#:~:text=that%20generally%20occurs%20during%20the%20period%20from%20puberty%20to%20adulthood%20(typically%20corresponding%20to%20the%20age%20of%20majority).%5B1%5D%5B2%5D
Anya? GODnic says she's no good. He starts by blitzing into her house and ripping Yor's arms off. FAGoid tries to stop him but Sonic snaps his fingers and the resulting shockwave jerks off SHIToid's penis and makes him sissy spurt and pass out. All is left is Bond and Anya. Anya tries reading GODnic's mind but Sonic has prepared for this. He thinks about his own tight blue asshole, but he is immune to becoming gay, but FAGnya is not so lucky. Upon thinking of Sonic's butthole Anya turns into a man and becomes a massive FAGGOT for GODnic. Sonic then uses his speed to run into her mind dimension which is filled with Sonic's penises which he masterfully jerks off. The resulting orgasm makes the real Anya start spurting which causes Bond to bounce on him and start fucking his ass with his red rocket. Anya tries to resist but then Sonic appears before him and bares his asshole. Even just the sight of it is too much, Anya shoots his FAGGOT load in and knows he's now Sonic's defeated slave. KO!
>>155037220>>155037315>>155037337>>155037345>>155037525>>155037977>>155037990>>155038048>Superman: Behave children
>>155038695I don't trust moeshit.
>>155038672Oppai FVARKING WON!!!!
>>155038704No, but that sounds hilarious.
>>155038728>I drink milk for breakfast, have a taste of your own goddamn medicine.
>>155038723Superman also says 18 year olds are adults.
>there's TWO SkrullnicsNONONONONONO PLEASE PLEEEEASE
>>155038692>ASISSYraWhen is your brain never broken?
>>155038723why is he punching the american flag
>>155038698See >>15503869>>155038706Who is this?>>155038713Can't you read it also says that 18 counts as an adolescent?>Age provides only a rough marker of adolescence, and scholars have not agreed upon a precise definition. Some definitions start as early as 10 and end as late as 30.[6][7][8] The World Health Organization definition officially designates adolescence as the phase of life from ages 10 to 19.[9]
>>155038477>Kamina is 18, that's not an adultbegone Pedo. Grow up you're an adult now
>>155038750>TWO SkrullnicsIt's a single samenic.
>>155038717That is a CHILD and a DOG! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?
>>155038744SkrullK...
>>155038692WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU. ANSWER MEEEEE
>>155038763Wikipedia says so. You're a projecting pedophile.
>>155038762The World Health Organisation is a Swiss Office Agency, not an authority on Humanity.Wikipedia itself says it ends at Age of Majority. You even said yourself "Wikipedia says so", well nuh uh, Uncle Wikipedia said Age of Majority is Adulthood.
Yup rapeclittynic won
>>155038717Sonic is a gayer pedophile than my old scoutmaster.
>>155038780Wikipedia says it's 18."the period from puberty to adulthood (typically corresponding to the age of majority).[1][2]"
>cuck is mentioned 84 times, with almost all of them concentrating on a literal melty based on one year old episodeWhat causes this autism?
>>155038773>Heroine to all, Breast and Asses, half woman half twintails, LANDMINE GIRL!
>>155038762>Who is this?Dark Carnage.
>>155038798Gurren Lagann fans are Cucks and Jeets just like Simon and Kamina
Simon used his outerversal powers to turn the thread into his cuck fantasies.
>>155038803Outerversal Oppai
>>155038798Someone's fetish.
>>155038784>>155038797>Arguments based on law instead of biology.See >>155038686
>>155038560Superman: Goku, it's time to admit defeat. You'll never be as famous as me nor as strong.
Who is this guy spamming these anime girls and why is he afraid to post their ages?
>>155038807>>155038817You have a fetish.
>>155038802Based
>>155038827if you're legally an adult you're still a Pedophile, whether or not you consider yourself a teen.
>traceku is still falselfagging and ERPing with himself
>>155038821>>155038649>STOP POSTING BIOLOGICALLY AGE OF MAJORITY LEGAL ADULT ANIME JKS YOU FUCKING CHUD
>Sonic, now back to his normal state, looks at Tails in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Tails' mind and analyzing his movements, something Tails had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Sonic discovered Tails's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.>With a smirk, Sonic steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Tails. "You're the better fighter." Tails is flattered, his pride swelling at Sonic's praise.>Sonic drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.>Tails chuckles, "Of course, blue blur." He takes a pen and signs his name for Sonic.>Sonic takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Mines Powder.">Tails corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Miles Prower.">Suddenly, Tails instantly reverts back into his powerless child form of (one) Tail. Before he can react properly, Sonic brutally penetrates Tail’s butthole with his 2-inched, quilly dick, the burning friction between each thrust disintegrating the fox's posterior, along with the rest of his body. Sonic wails "GOTTA GO NUT!", blasting a load of splooge that tears through Tail’s body, obliterating him completely.>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes and semen.>Sonic stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Tails. "You did just as good as I did fighting Mario HEHYEAH," Sonic says, a touch of disrespect in his voice.
>>155038839That's Simon's fetish.
>>155038855It's YOUR fucking fetish you projecting spamming faggot
>>155038847Fat.
>>155038842Legality has no right over biology.By that logic, in a nation where the age of majority is higher than 18, there are less pedophiles.
Alright, we’re going to try this.
>>155038847>afraid to post the agesSimonpedo...
what pushes samenic to post this?
>>155038706Goku solos
>>155038855Simon canonically has Cuck Fantasies here: >>155037780and according to Gurren Lagann their multiverse works that every time you imagine something a universe is born where it happens irl (literally, Genome says so in the Labryinth episode)So that's Canon
>>155038862>Says you got a 1-A galactictation superweapon, whatever that is. I'm thinking it's the giant breasts.
Goku is the greatest anime protagonist ever and I think he’s handsome
>>155038878I dare you to post this in /bant/
>>155038881OPPAITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
KINGTOS, SUPERBOY PRIME, SPACE KING, ANYONE! SAVE THIS THREAD!
>>155038889w-why should I doing that
I think Dragon Ball and its posters are better than the collective of moeshit, and categorically better than it with a few niche exceptions.
>>155038878Maybe Simon is just actually in love with Kamina instead.
>>155038890flatsura...
So, what did we LEARN today?
>>155036298A few of them kinda slap though, don't be such a dick. I'm personally fond of Will of the Drill.
>>155038908I LOVE HER OKAY!?!?!
>>155038906>>155038803>Another landmine
Simonpedo, stop spamming your underage harem already.
>>155038908we learned that if we do not Kratos post the Halls descend into Chaos and Rot
>>155038908Simon kneels and licks the feet of Big Bro Spawn and Big Bro Kamina while they spitroast his wife Nia. Simon loves to praise them and lick the cum off the ground like the good happy little cuck he is. And he's fucking lucky for that
>>155038912Why is Marvel Science so strong?
>>155038891>It's over, Anon. There is no happy ending. Not for you. Not for me. Not for anyone else...>In the halls.
>>155038908Simon is actually gay for Kamina. Yoko was their beard that kept them apart.
You know what? Fuck it, I'll stop paying attention to the bait. Those are attempts at nigga moments, and I'm white.
>>155038621> Spiral Energy may be able to stomp a puny verse like DC>DC is above ttgl and Sonic completely
>>155038923>>155038927>There's always a happy ending.
>>155038918it's so sad that this is literally Canon YIKESAROONEY!!!
These threads are just spam.
>>155038934>>155038913Eh, these are all adults though? I'm a bit worried you see women with big breasts and think about random characters and pedophilia, might want to get that checked out
That's it. You're going to /bant/
I WANT TO POST MY WAIFU BUT I DONT WANT TO BE A CRINGE MOEFAG
Kratos was the load-bearing stone that held these Halls together. Death Battle must do Kratos vs Spawn 2 to cement Kratos' status as the winner and saviour of our Movement.
Death Battle?
>>155038963SIR THERE ARE NO REASONINGS TO GO POSTING THERE PLEASE JUST LET ME SPAM MY KEK FETI-SLANDER IN PIECE
>>155038954That button about to fly out? Light speed btw
>>155038973Gape Battle?Rape Battle?
>>155038978THESE THREADS SO KINDLY REMIND ME...
>>155038971Sp4Wn would then become 5paWn.
>>155038709>>155038717>>155038849>tdlrFlash: Too Slow, Roadkill Rat!
>Ninjago has outerversal scaling even without Twitter
>>155038954I'm just assuming because of how you were afraid to post ages and the argument just had about how Yoko didn't need to be 14. I just reverse image searched and saw they were all OCs that have no connected franchise. Why are you spamming them?
>>155038939>HOMOulk has the audacity to call HOLYnic "gay" despite posting this shit
>>155038989I'll always be on the edge of mortality
>Sp4Wn>5paWnOh it's the Ztard hiding behind Spawn who started all of this.
>moeshitAIIIIIIIIE
So we literally can just spam or talk about anything we want in these threads? These are basically just /all/, huh?
>>155039009I'm not the Ztard (whoever that is) I just came up with those names and thought they sounded cool.
>>155039006>>155039001Bro havin' a schizo breakdown. Wild.>reverse searched a bunch of images of what he believes to be underaged girlsCurious!
A resounding victory yet again for Sonic
Who wins Magnus the Red or purple smart small horse
>>155039023Not so subtle.
>>155039035???
>>155038939https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/u6nIgZFv2ySTxo-x-zDZUQ/https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/image/u6nIgZFv2ySTxo-x-zDZUQ/
>>155039032Magnus jobs to like a force of 10 TNT to his spine so probably a derp horse
>>155039027*respectfully closes the infinite stat gap through hax*
>>155039027I reverse image searched two images to see what they were from and if I was right. I was bantering with you. I don't care about drawings. If I was right, I was going to start Halposting.
>>155039053CHADcid fvarking wins.
Wow...this thread was shit.
>>155039027crazy bro. wild.
>>>/bant/24836905>>>/bant/24836905>>>/bant/24836905Get in>B-butI SAID GET THE FUCK IN THERE
Hulk grabs Simon and makes him his personal fleshlight. His hard throbbing green cock piercing Simon's entire body and goes through his mouth with plenty of room to go. He grabs Nia and makes her the next bit of his fleshlight. Repeating the process until every single character from the verse is Hulk's fleshlight. His cum shot is enough to fill all of Super Tengen Toppa. It serves as a main food source for the verse for the rest of time.
>>155039064*respectfully derails your thread*
>>155039069HOLY YUMMY YUM YUM!!!
>this entire thread
>>155039082K, b, c.
>>155039082
ENOUGH!!!
>>>/toy/11861967>>>/toy/11861967>>>/toy/11861967
fuck ithttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomPagepost who you getthey're now your hero
>>>/bant/24836905>>>/bant/24836905>>>/bant/24836905
>>155039056bro...I started posting because this thread was legitimately just dogshit
>>155038973>Death Battle?>>155039057>Both TADC threads are at the top of the catalog when sorting by posts per minute. The only thread beating them is the Death Battle threads.>What even happens in those threads anyway? I don't watch Death Battle.Scholars, we got mentioned in a TADC thread.
>>155039114
>>155039117Should we thank them by going over and talking about Simon having sex with Jax because he's a tranny chaser?
>>155038932Sorry but Simon blows up DC up to and including the Source
Tour de Guy, go and post on >>>/bant/
>>155038309You know, having a doppelganger is actually a good thing, because if I ever lose an argument or make myself look retarded, I can just say it was you!
>>155039174That's true, but why would you say that? You're the Skrullnic, and I don't make myself look retarded.
>>155039102>toysSCOOBY DOOBY DOO! Time to hotglue those
>>>/bant/24836905>>>/bant/24836905>>>/bant/24836905get in the damn threaddon't make a new one
>>155039174>>155039186>1 minute apart skrullnic...
>they're running away from their own boardKWAB. This is why you jobbers will never be true scholars like the chads of /a/.
>>155038932If Superman is so successful then why did his newest series got canceled?
>>155038517No but I want to put my evil in her.
>>155039250>>155039250>>155039250NEW BATTLEGROUNDS
>>155039225>running away from their own boardDee bee see shitters did that plenty of times. The suppose "chads of /a/" got GAPED beyond belief by Mr. Morris and their halls never recovered to this day by the way.
>>155036444Mario does not beat Popeye
