What if Jessie was a nazi in Toy Story 2? Would that make or break the movie for you? How would that change the movie?
>>155553822Well she wouldn't be the same cowboy series or companion of Woody.
>>155553920Maybe she would
Well I didn't really know Nazis very well in elementary school, so it would just go over my head..
>>155553822god damnit /co/ stop making me laugh
>>155553822it would make me wonder why Andy would take such a toy?but that makes me wonder, did toys manufactured during Hitler's reign hold the same beliefs?
>>155553822So instead of stopping bandits from stealing trains I'm guessing she's actively working the trains.
>>155554883Doubt it. Woody was made in the 50’s and he’s not racist.
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>>155553822Nazis are little bitches.
>>155555327Don’t talk about Jessie like that.
>>155553822I would legit buy her and her entire set, imagine, she has her own personal gas chamber with a small cannister of zyklon-b and shit.imagine the commercial advertising shit like a miniature book of mein kampf and her whip or her own shotgun, maybe a bit of nazi experiments...andy would love to play her as a villainess for woody to stop.
>>155554883Nazi hatred is overstated. Even Israel accepted some of them.
>>155553822I dunno, why don't you call up your mother, your employer, and your spouse and ask them all this totally normal question
lots of aislop + llm posts lately
>>155556198She'd be executed for being a ginger.
>>155556239you made me think about an Ilsa She-wolf play set like gi joe with ilsa and the other guards and the guy who can control his dick, and the hogans heroes stalag playset buildings, and advertising on the package with FEATURING Character X WITH ACTION ASSAULT RIFLE MP420 AND "KNOCKOUT" GAS CAN because for some reason they still have to meet kid advertising laws after all thisthank you for making me smile
>>155556449Fuck off Hasan.
>>155557738Is that the new leftoid dogwhistle?
>>155557080Nobody cares, Greg.
>>155553822Would they have been friends?
>>155553822If Jessie was a Nazi, then what was Woody rounding up?
>>155553822What if Bullseye was a communist?
>>155555107>Woody was made in the 50’sIn america!
>>155553822She'd go through an arc and become less Nazi-ish by the end of the movie.Then in the sequels she would occasionally flip back to her Nazi side the same way Buzz sometimes thinks he's a space ranger in some movies.>>155553920she'd be like the Hogan's Heroes guy that goes>I KNOW NOTHING
>>155553822the fuck is a nazi?
>>155555107But if Buzz is anything to go by, toys believe they are literally that character until they accept otherwise. Even after that, their personalities still derive from the characters they were modelled on (like the army men acting like soldiers). Therefore a toy created as a Nazi villain would surely believe he is one and behave accordingly.
>>155558437Maybe? This brings the age old question of do the toy makers know the toys are alive? And why all toys know they must appear lifeless whem humans are around?
>>155553822This site obsesses way too much with nazis. Every other day I see an anime girl dressed as one
>>155553822But who is she going after? The toys made by Jews?
>>155559032The juice
>>155558982It's something that gets guaranteed replies which is why it's often used.
>>155557080The purpose of these threads is to train bots. They keep becoming schizos, as someone always points them out, so they too must point someone out to imitate 4chan posting patterns.
>>155558952I wonder in Toy Story do the sex dolls come to life as well? What about dildos?
