Pintar is unstoppableThe Queen of Death Battle
Goro.Base Renamon.Ramona Flowers.Ryuko Matoi.Cell.
Pigtar lost.
>>155637412
BVLLY PLANTS
Gorosei VS Espada VS Akatsuki VS Crane SchoolDISCUSS
Chadnic still on top
>>155637429Whose thread are you on darling?
My hero ENTERING this thread
>>155637422I ship Ryūko Matoi from Kill La Kill with Isaac Clarke from Dead Space.
>>155637437They didn't create a universe here thoughThey just opened a gate to a new one, they state this pretty clearly later
>>155637498>the single actually universal feat in all of Pokemon and it's not even thatPokeks...
>>155637409
Post your hero destroying a mountain.
>>155637489Cucky Isaac lost to Kazuma Kiryu in king of /v/ 2023 and suddenly Kazuma Kiryu has been slandered with a slut for BBC posting campaign ever since and then cucky Isaac lost to Solid Snake in king of /v/ 2025 and suddenly Snake was associated with loving asian dick.
>>155637498OH NONONONONO
>>155637512Yknow what fine fair. As a /dbs/ frequenter even I'll admit this is true.
SHITnic the WEAKhog
>>155637518I don't care about your cuckoldry fetish nor about whatever happens and has happened in >>>/v/.I care about Isaac Clarke and Ryūko Matoi and their romantic relationship.
I'm playing Dead Space's remake right now and it's really scary :(
>Marioposterthis guy doesn't exist, he's just a guy trying to piss off the sonicfag. Why? because if a true mario fan did exist he'd spam mario feats and mario statements instead of gay porn of sonic or sonic getting shish kabobed.
>>155637543Do Pokekeks have any actual feats or only statements?
>>155637561Ok, here's a feat.
>>155637569They're really good at losing
>>155637531problem mariofag?
>>155637543>pokek starts running behind statementsOh hey...I can do that too
>>155637529*reads all of that* . . . . huh?
>>1556375481 is the peak of Dead Space cosmic horror; 2 &3 go full hollywood action horror
I WANNA BE THE VERY WORSTTHAT NO ONE EVER WASTO LOSE FIGHTS IS MY REAL TESTTO JOB IS MY CAUSEI WILL FORFEIT ACROSS THE VERSELOSING FAR AND WIDEEACH POKEFRAUDTO UNDERSTANDTHE WEAKNESS THATS INSIDEPOKEFRAUDS(GOTTA LOSE EM ALL)ITS YOU AND MEI KNOW ITS MY DESTINYPOKEFRAUDSOoh WE LOST AGAINTHE HUMILIATION NEVER ENDSSSSPOKEFRAUDS(GOTTA LOSE EM ALL)OUR SCALING ISNT TRUEEWE LIED AND NOW WE'RE THROUGHYOU BEAT MEAND I WILL LOSEPOKEFRAUDSGOTTA LOSE EM ALLGOTTA LOSE EM ALLPOKEFRAUDS
I think dbg doesn't know the time limit only applies to Earth and no where else
>>155637581TRACEnic...
>>155637572>video exists solely to piss off samenicSee if you were a Mario poster you'd be posting other things too. I know for a fact you would because you'd be the only mario poster. You see how enthusiastically people here talk about their verses? Especially if they're underrepresented? No. You are just a guy trying to troll the sonicfag out of a reaction. Not a true fan, just a larper.
>>155637602jokes on you faggot, the fight will need to be contained on Earth or any similar planet since Saiyans cannot breathe in space
>SonicCall me when that bitch will actually fight
As stated in the last thread: Ultramen from the Showa Timeline, (Ultraman 1966- Ultraman Mebius 2006), have a timelimit, exclusively on Earth. Their bodies use up so much energy to go into giant form. On other planets and in space itself, they have no worries.Now if you were to use their other weakness, then yeah, we can debate that. But I don't even think my skinwalker knows the second Ultraman weakness.
Ash is STRONG.
>>155637623K. They fight on Namek. Ultraman has no time limit there. Because their timer only goes off ON EARTH, due to the pollution.
>>155637480Denji in the JJK MHA OPM BC verses...
C'mere Son Goku.
>>155637548I prefer the original Dead Space but barely and that's only because I can't take the remake serious with Isaac looking like Adam Sandler.This is the handsome face of the handsome man that Ryūko Matoi loves.I don't like Dead Space 3 so I made it non-canon.>>155637597Nta, but Dead Space 2 is the best one (in my opinion, of course).
>>155637569They have vague lore that's never reflected by anything that happens in the actual games.
>>155637642...to the laundry
>>155637623Soo... Namek? Space tournament? King Kai's planet? M78?
>MHFags ignoring that Mega Darkrai literally creates space time pockets that you GO INTO in Z-A's dlc
>6 minute time limit>Almost no Death Battle actually lasts that long anyway
Five Nights at KINGddy's is a respected verse
Possible Pokemon wins>Cyrus vs Pucci (unless they buy 11D Jojo which Swan unironically might)>AfO vs Giovanni (have to smurf a street tier and arguably may STILL need creation trio scaling because of how low Death Battle put the meteor feat in Shadtwo)>Sif vs Zacian (sub 100k views in a year ahh episode)Pokemon losses>Ragyo vs Lusamine>Grovyle vs Lucina>Amaterasu vs Solgaleo>Charizard vs Rathalos>Bahamut vs Rayquaza>Deoxys vs Dark Samus>all Digimon fights>all Yugioh fights>all SMT fights>all Dinosaur King fights>all Sonic fights>all Godzilla fightsYikes...
Do people really still buy the "Gag character" argument for Saitama? Cause Deadpool, Tom & Wile are also a gag character, yet they lose all the time.
>>155637658M78's a bad idea. Saiyans are, for the most part, human like in body structure (at least from what I can tell.), and M78 is a planet that's brighter than 20,000 of the Milky Way suns combined. In Ultra Galaxy Legend the Movie, they had to build a special platform for humans to even visit the planet with out being flash fried.
>>155637646These five? Would solo all of Sonic, Marvel and DC.
>>155637655>[IESLB]See?
>>155637675...'s laundry, before base Thor orders them to pimp vassalku.
>>155637662>Mega Darkrai literally creates space time pocketsOh wow...he created a pocket dimension the size of a small town, while juiced up by a superweapon...
>>155637646Goku could NEVER
Can we see Denji getting laid once in CSM
>>155637674Oh yeah that's right Ultras feed off Solar radiation
>>155637698D-Does a handjob count?
>>155637671>Grovyle vs LucinaGACHA!!!!! I NEED YOU GACHA!!!!!!!!!
>>155637671>Cyrus vs PucciWhat stops Pucci from just blitzing to Cyrus and murdering him?>AFO vs. GiovanniWhat stops AFO from just blitzing to Giovanni and killing him?
>Ultracuck meltdown over Goku low-diffing his hero
So where does he scale in all this? Serious question.
>>155637597The thing that kills me is the sounds and music. The gameplay and enemies aren't too bad, but I hate the constant clanging and banging in the walls
Lord English vs Garlic Jr.Discuss.
>>155637673No, people just spout it off as ragebait these days.
>>155637702The first one and MAYBE Ultraseven do. Jack, Ace, Taro have bullshit timers. Sometimes they stay in giant form for over ten minutes. Leo's meant to have a shorter timer, 2 and a half minutes, but he's stuck around for five minutes.Tiga and Dyna, no fucking clue what they use. Gaia and Agul use the Earth's energy.
>>155637718He's for Carmen Sandiego
>>155637675no. GODvel wins with base sentry alone.
>the entire world literally conspired against him in Part 2 >and he literally turns down sex with HimenoPost yourself or your hero having sex while mindbroken and having the whole world conspire against you.
>>155637708It didn't save Tom
>>155637623>since Saiyans cannot breathe in spaceHoly kek what a WEAK fucking SPECIESDoes Goku use training wheels too? Wear a diaper maybe?
>>155637730How about Zero
>>155637708Don't Pokefags already try to hide behind their own gacha like for Ragyo vs Lusamine? Heroes is canon, but Lucina doesn't even need it to blitz and outstat
>>155637698H-he almost got to rim a guy's ass...
>>155637717huh? bro, he's calmly explaining facts you got wrong and that's a melty to you? that's wild, lil dude.
>>155637715>What stops Pucci from just blitzing to Cyrus and murdering him?ironically despite being the fast guy he'd probably get blitzed by Dialga or Palkia beforehand since he only reaches infinite speed when the universe ends
>>155637738Society already does that to composite men and they still have sex. Boom done. Cucky Denji could NEVER.
>>155637708Didn't help Xeno Trunks
>>155637646All aboard!
>>155637694Wait wait wait bro why are you retreating to statements? I thought those weren't allowed.... Making a pocket of space and time is more impressive than destroying mountains, anon.
>>155637671>Amaterasu vs Solgaleothat was a fun thread.
>>155637743Zero's one of Seven's bloodline, where he doesn't TECHNICALLY need the timer. His usually blinks when he starts depleting his energy by using various attacks and form changes.
Why are gow fan such faggots, kratos is just a guy in most of these games barely mountain level. He is only strong because he has a mcguffin that is somehow outerversal because some underpaid intern left a memo calling it "limitless" somewhere in the game.
>>155637512Asura is my nigga, for real. Can we free him and his verse from the "Jester" category?
>>155637614>>video exists solely to piss off samenicMight be the single most retarded rhetoric you've pulled so far, sonicfag astroturfing is quite literally just what you described applied to the entire general and I can count all the physical achievements of his they've posted that don't come from niggermade comics or non-canon crossovers with one hand, where's all your callouts for that?
>>155637744what does she have?
>>155637763>His usually blinks when he starts depleting his energy by using various attacks and form changes.Then what's the problem
>>155637781I dunno, ask them. I'm apparently having a meltdown.
>>155637771>entire post about the samenicfag>not a single utterance of the word mario
>>155637760Don't forget about me!
Respected verses with a good reputation:MarvelDCSuper MarioGurren LagannGod of WarJujutsu KaisenMy Hero AcademiaChainsaw ManInvinciblePokemonFive Nights at Freddy's (Yes, really)Yu-Gi-OhSpawnGodzillaJojo's Bizarre AdventureBleachNarutoBlack CloverOne PieceOne Punch ManIf you see someone posting characters from these verses you can expect a clean fruitful debate.Jester verses:Baki the GrapplerDragon BallTouhouSonic the HedgehogVersus7 Diddy BludsIf you see someone posting or shilling one of these ignore, because they will spam weak cucks for an entire thread.
>MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIODo you see?
>>155637614>See if you were a Mario poster you'd be posting other things too.BowserBVLLS would probably post more but sonicfags never post about Eggman for some fucking reason so they're kind of just thereAnd WarioCHADS are always around but they're immune to getting asshurt so they never respond to (You)
>>155637581Copying Dragon Ball again, I see.
>>155637671What about Pikachu vs Jibanyan?
>>155637671>all Godzilla fightsexcept Mothra vs Rayquaza
>>155637761>I created a small town while massively amped...so this is less impressive than destroying mountainsWoah..
>>155637638NTA, but why don't Death Battles take place in a neutral environment. Like a hyberbolic time chamber of sorts?
>>155637768It's thanks to your nigga these halls will never be clean again.
Can anyone beat him?
>>155637797>My nigga Asura ain't a jester.Good, but can we please have him in the "respected verses" next time?>>155637821???Fuck did he do?
>not a single real marioposter exists here despite being one of the most popular powerscaling fandomswhy is it so? Very low population of tendies here, I only see pokemon and kirby being posted here
>>155637819Don't they already kinda do the neutral playing ground
>>155637809Uh.. Armor Mothra destroyed a bigger dragon associated with meteors in 1998.
>>155637752>get blitzed by Dialga or PalkiaCan we see either of these Pokémon moving very fast on-screen?
>>155637561>Marioposter>this guy doesn't exist, he's just a guy trying to piss off the sonicfag. Why? because if a true mario fan did exist he'd spam mario feats and mario statements instead of gay porn of sonic or sonic getting shish kabobed.Mario fans have posted feats and scaling even this month alone.
>>155637813>created a small townNope. created a continually expanding space-time
Is the afterlife chill in other franchises where the dead villains could watch universal television?
>>155637819>DB takes place in the RoSaT>Every single Marvel street tier, MHA, JJK, CSM, Black Clover, ect character immediately turns into a red puddle because of the 10x gravity
>>155637836you really don't want to see more posts from me.
Extremely bloodlusted and possibly mindcontrolled goku could kill Saitama, but other than that Goku would probably let him powerup even if saitama killed his family, as we see with Black.
Gonna be completely honest here, this feels like a no win situation for DBfags. If Goku wins, it'll be been seen as a pity win by pretty much everyone. If Goku Loses, than that'll put him at what 0-4 at this point and gokutards will have yet another massive L to their list.
>>155637775She beat a dragon the size of a fucking island
>>155637409Goku bros talk a lot of shit but you'll NEVER see sonic like this
>>155637847Ultraman's series has a Kaiju Graveyard, where the monsters don't have to worry about being too big. They just float and sleep.
>>155637843I mean Death Battle already put them at 123 niggilion x the speed of light in the last episode so if they think they're that fast then they'll probably be faster then Pucci even if his acceleration speed is faster but he sadly doesn't scale to it
>>155637846>continually expanding>play the game>it's the size of a small town from start to finishWoah...m-maybe give this massively amped Darkrai fella a few more years and he can scratch 5 Star monsters...
>>155637857There's nothing wrong with having the same 1-3 record as BATCHAD!! He beat Superman before, so it's an honor for BATku!!
>>155637718Whitebeard victim; can't get past the subway level.
SLUEPNic has been really quite lately
>>155637671The fact that anti pokefags really want to die on the Lusamine vs Ragyo hill even when Shadow vs Mewtwo already confirmed that Lusamine effortlessly rapes and Gapes Fanfiction Ragyo is really funny
>>155637857>If Goku wins, it'll be been seen as a pity win by pretty much everyoneThing is that Dragon Ball gets a free pass on this kind of shit. They'll just celebrate the pity win and dunk on Saitama, no one is dumb enough to make fun of Dragon Ball for real.
>>155637858I remember Guts Vs Dimitri and learning about how FE characters are like Country level. Crazy stuff.
>>155637853do it
>>155637890>Lusamine effortlessly rapes and Gapes Fanfiction RagyoFFVVVARRKKKKK what can i do for lusamine to rape ME???
>>155637872Why would his acceleration speed not apply to him? That's literally how the power works, he moves "normally" within the acceleration
>>155637859Yeah cause he gets BVCKbroken twice as hard by icy structures falling on his head
>>155637859don't make us post super sonic jobbing to 4 foot capsules or hyper sonic dying to ice
Bro smurfing on Shadow's sloppy seconds
>>155637892it's a shit series and who ever made it should die.
>>155637840Not entirely. A lot of characters are weird in that regard.Joker is enforced by his environment for example.Superman is both empowered by the DC multiverse and Yellow Stars. Hulk and Thor end up on the same plate because the narrativization of their characters.Scorpion, Spawn, Darkseid, and Thanos are both limited and benefited by their environments.DIO requires the darkness to fight.
>>155637877>ignores that making a space-time of any size is more impressive than destroying mountainsDo you want to get into statements now? I get the feeling MH will lose there too...
>>155637744>Don't Pokefags already try to hide behind their own gacha like for Ragyo vs Lusamine?No? If anything Ragyosissies are the ones hiding behind a literal Dream of Ragyo being vaguely multiversal and their BVLL composite triggerverse
what're some compslop charactersi'm talking ones that have every version of their story combined into one because powerscalers don't like having to take different continuities into accountfor instance>pokemon>any G1 transformers character, also transformers in general>godzilla
>>155637890>Fan Battle had Ragyo go over Lusamine>They also had Cell going over MetalProbably people who want DB to deboonk it
>>155637890>Shadow vs Mewtwo already confirmed that Lusamine effortlessly rapesDidn't Lusamine get oneshotted and raped by the guys Mewtwo needed for his totally legit multiversal scaling
>>155637897because his acceleration speed could operate in time stop while he was frozen in it implying both speeds are different
Hello, yes, hello? Is this the PENIS DEPARTMENT?>>155637915Angry Beavers.
>>155637857Nothing wrong with being fed a pity win, just look at Bleachkeks. It's just MHA that can't get away with it because Deku is so unlikable.
>>155637671>Deoxys vs Dark SamusPretty sure by the numbers the G1 blog gave Samus and the number Deoxys got here, Deoxys could just atomise her.
>>155637896Guzma...
>>155637848You get what I mean in a general sense.Just a neutral zone that doesn't boost or debuff anyone.
>>155637927GUZMA BALLS LOL
>>155637915link from zelda is especially egregious because those are completely different dudes in the same storylineit's like giving ted kord feats from jamie reyes
Saitamabros.................................
>>155637915SupermanFive nights at Freddy's
>>155637925Genuinely it feels like Metroid is the only fucking series that people have argued as WEAKER overtime. Practically every other franchise got their stats pushed higher and higher to keep up while Metroid went from being argued at star level to needing dubiously canon manga to get to island level.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_JfRAL2eYM8
Reminder that the guy posting Ultraman is a GTurd Nuly and Pan fan who throws gore meltdowns when people dogpile on him. He also gets really upset when we destroy his powerpedo threads which is where his true colors get revealed. He also has a habit of crying about "muh skinwalker" if you bring his activities on other boards up to him hoping you're dumb enough to believe him.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/155006828/#q155015720https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/155039058/#q155039393
Hey Goku, I heard you're good friends with Gabe Owners.
>>155637901How'd you fuck that one up?
>>155637923Power Rangers and Street Fighter had far worse losing streaks than anyone else; you don't see them crying about jobbing
>Mariobab meltysad but inevitable
>>155637925Samus could also "atomize Dark Samus" but she also could resist Phazon and knew how to actually kill Dark Samus for good, neither of which Deoxys would be able to do or figure out
>>155637925yeah but Phazon is bullshit which is why Dark Samus is stat stomped by Cell but stomps him via hax Deoxys pretty much needs to use a bunch of funky abilities to successfully beat her
>>155637950Yep that's a schizo theory alright. The nigger couldn't even name my five favorite Ultra Kaiju.
We all know this bullshit is next for Pokemon
>>155637918She survived a direct hit from one of those guys, guys who's scaling equals Solaris, and according to DB Solaris shits all over anything you can pull from Kill la Kill IF.Basically even at her most wanked Ragyo simply cannot defeat Lusamine, she's too weak.
>>155637955Yeah but they're less retarded and obnoxious than DBspics so they aren't crying about how they deserve a pity win.
>>155637915Getter Robo.
>>155637950pretty sure those are (you), lil bro.
>>155637915Mario
King of fiction, pic related.
>/dbg/ summoned the real ultrasissyThe autism was just that powerful today.
>>155637947Ah yes, the RWBY effect
>>155637950Didn't he also post toddler gore
>>155637947>dubiously canon mangaSamus is White hole level, please stop chief, it's over.
>>155637977Me? I've been here. Happily discussing other series. Was talking about Darkseid and Antimonitor a few threads back. How've ya been?
>>155637955>the only legitimate Street Fighter win that isn't outdated or debunked by the crew is the same series fightdo those guys win anything?
>>155637968>She survived a direct hit from one of those guysShe literally got oneshotted off camera by random grunts and Giovanni kept her as his unconscious rapeslave until you beat him
>>155637958>>155637961This isn't true. Prime 2 explicitly states Dark Samus can regenerate from anything short of total atomic disruption (IE being fully atomized would kill her), and even when she regenerates at the end of Prime 2, she takes several months to return to an operational state. In Prime 3, she was just too strong for Samus to easily kill.
>>155637915Sonic
>>155637985NTA but it still doesn't really make sense to do that. It is more like a neutralizer instead of something that we can convert to an attack or such.
Enter
>MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOSonicbab's mind is broke by his Mario master.
Reminder
>>155637980The beerus image poster IS the PPGPedo, my brother in christ.
wait. couldn't saitama just punch away all the air in the planet to kill goku?he doesn't even need to fight
>>155637915Every comic book character is argued like that unless specifically stated to be a version from a single run/timeframe
>>155637642Denji? Didn't he got his balls cut off? I really doubt he can be sexually active...
>Sonic beats Goku because... he just does, okay?
>>155637993It's a figure of speech, Deoxys doesn't actually have any abilities that can atomize Dark SamusAt best he could just hit her REALLY, REALLY hard...which would splatter her and then infect him with Phazon and it's GGThe only way Deoxys wins is if it somehow instantly deduces how to kill DS and then throw a meteor at the planet, otherwise he's fucked
Based on how they talked about the match it seems like they're setting up Samus to get gaped by Primal Kerrigan. Ben's ryona fetish at work again?
Never forget
>>155637667What matchup would likely be rigged solely because a character's time limit lasts longer than the allotted time for the fight animation?
>>155638024Dave England lost one of his testicles while snowboarding, the doctors said he'd never have kids. He's on kid number 3.
>>155638035Fox has gay sex with Wolf and I jerk off to it.
>loses to Digimon>loses to Yugioh>loses to Duel Masters if it were a thing here>loses to Magic the Gathering>loses to SonicPokemon...
>>155637976You know what?That was actually funny, I'll accept it.
>>155637925>>155637958>>155637961actually now I want to see what funny stuff Deoxys has out of curiosity, from what I remember he has:>fought Mewtwo>fought Mewtwo again but some fag was in his body >fought Fug because he was trespassing >fought Mega Fug
>>155638037Somehow Sonic.
>>155637498>They just opened a gate to a new one...the new one they made.Dumbass.
>>155638037I mean in all honesty if the time limit isn't like, one minute, it'll almost always be five, or just vague enough to be said to be five.
>>155638035>Cuckario>When Fox is giving him the fuck eyesBro? That's not Mario being cucked. It's Peach being forced to watch.
>>155638030Anon, Deoxys has hyper beams which can encompass the whole body. That's literally what it does in Smash. Wouldn't take anything more than that.
>>155638033Samus wins though.
Sonic would actually beat goku
>>155638033They want Samus to fight THIS BITCH?
>>155638035Fox has straight sex with Krystal
Spawnig!
>>155638033Samus wins that, she absorbs Kerrigan, Starcraft is fraudulent
>>155638062Wasn't it like, universally agreed in these threads that Smash Bros stuff isn't canon?
>>155637965>>155638015>Demonstrating the predicted behaviorWhat a predictable little cuck you are!>>155637980You're thinking of Liam AKA Scatbrat AKA Rukia AKA the retard who posted his full ID on /dbs/ because he was upset at people calling him brown. KWAB
>>155638066Okay but explain how.If you say something I disagree with, I will explain my stance.
>Never forgetPeach never kissed Fox by the way, Mario got it.
>>155638024Denji in the nu world has one (1) testicle. Having 1 vs 2 doesn't impact fertility much.
>>155638062Can you post Deoxys vaporizing someone down to the atomic level with a hyper beam
That G1 Samus vs Firefly blog is particularly funny for the stats given
Sonic would actually beat mario
>>155638035Fox is BUILT for sharp claw gang rape.
>>155638006>Tracenic trying to drag others in with him
>>155638065>>155638074NTA but how? Kerrigan at her peak had nuke level firepower and resists absorption, and then became Actually God.
>>155638056BOOM1 minute and 40 seconds
>>155638081Care to join me in the /bant/ thread then, Skinwalker?
>>155638098>Sonic would actually beat mario's laundry
>>155637906Toriyama is already dead.
>>155637988Would Scorpion still beat Ryu in an updated rematch? I've seen claims that Scorpion got downgraded after MK1 while Ryu got Stronger?
>>155638118>Toriyama is already deadkenshiro, how could you?
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Sarah_KerriganSamusbros...
>>155638098This is canon in any scenario. No matter the context. If you ask "What if ..." just stop there because the answer is Sonic beats Mario.
>>155638081>>25078316C'mon PPGpedo.
>>155637857>If Goku wins, it'll be been seen as a pity win by pretty much everyonewho are mentally ill and have convinced themselves Saitama is a weak character.
>>155638121MK1 is a different guy, Ryu probably wins if you allow him to have scaling while denying Scorpion his own scaling
>>155637909>I created a few buildings while I was massively amped...b-but I called it a heckin SPACETIME! that (literal statement btw) means he's stronger than your guy who destroyed a mountain!And nah MH wins either way, it's just funny you can't post a single Pokemon destroying a mountain
>155638084>Mario got itmeanwhile Nintendo says otherwise
>>155637694i agree, that's nothing. can we see mh monsters making something on par with a weak cucky pocket dimension?
>>155638121He doesn't have a real way of really.. killing Scorpion. That's why he lost.
>>155638152Mario gets plenty of bitches
>>155638098>This is canon in any scenario. No matter the context. If you ask "What if ..." just stop there because the answer is Sonic beats Mario.Samenic delusion.
FREEEEEEEEEEDDTOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSgokusura...
tardku lost to this???
>>155638130FU to the ARK
>>155638170Kaido!
Personally I would have simply noselled every single hax the Sonic verse has and have the stats to effortlessly speedblitz and oneshot them even bypassing their cucky Super form invincibility, but that's just me.
>>155638154It's called MONSTER Hunter, they only care about destroying mountains because they're monsters.
>ultrafag's ip is different from "ultrafag"curious.
>>155638107>>155638138>p-please come /bant/ and erp with meI shan't follow the lead of a skinnyfat toypedo cuck. +1 green kitten
>>155638186Mario...
>>155638186>IESLBNobody because that's not possible....
>>155638125He was just putting down a pedophile.
>>155638187>Pocket MONSTERS?
>>155638186Gandalf and Gandalf only…
>>155638170>and fools do not want springtrap vs junko
>>155638098We all know this. Only FAGrio and FAGoku argue otherwise.
>>155638193>won't post on /bant/found the panpedo. that's fucking wild. out autism'd by ultrafag is embarassing.
>>155638147MHbro... you can just admit you were wrong.
>>155638083Sonic pretty much surpassed goku in every way and goku couldn't even harm sonic at this point in their canon
>>155638170Huh, but Dragon Fags are constantly spouting that Dragon Ball is the most popular IP ever...
>dont know who sarah kerrigan is>look her upHoly YUM
>>155638170The Dragon Ball one was the most liked ever? Not even when they had Thanos as an event during peak MCU?
>>155638152>Mario got it>meanwhile Nintendo says otherwiseThere's no "just" in the Noa localization cope, the miyamoto movie actively pushes the ship and NoJ profiles uses romance terms while Peach says she closely relies on Mario.
>>155638206>He was just putting down a pedophileoh fuck. i better run
>>155638215Pokebro...I know your only legitimate win was a Mortal Kombat street tier, but it's okay to be weak.
CUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUM
>>155638216Okay I agree with you and concede all points, Sonic beats goku every time.
>>155638186>t.
>>155638228The only logical explanation I could find for this is that at least 40% of MCU normies don't use twitter.
>>155638193>Outs themselves as brown AND the toypedoWeird move, but I support you! <3
>>155638186Many characters could've posted this.
Fuck Sarah Kerrigan, where's Samus's REAL MU?
>>155638234>it's okay to be [SUB-SONIC LEVEL]No it isn't.
Another win for Sonic
>>155638170I can't believe Freddy CHADSbear no diffs the entire Dragon Ball verse including all spin offs and gacha...
>>155638033Didn't Samus win though
>>155638147https://youtu.be/dQtjjRczDK0Concession accepted faggot.
need i remind you all i am the night? i am the fucking night faggot
What if they brought back Castlevania cause of the new game coming soon and the Dead Cells/Vampire Survivors crossover scaling?
>>155638186Gandalf's master Dumbedore....
>>155638274Doesn't that mean he no diffs Sonic, Marvel, DC, Kratos and everyone but Mario?
>Mario out of nowhere againWinner, as usual.
>>155638267Nah Doomguy can go to the "multiversal" corner and fight Dante or Kratos
>>155638260
>>155638290>[HIGH 1-A+ BVLL]'s master [10-C SISSY]?
>>155638193>admits he cums on Beerus toys and is from Indiahahaha
>>155638227Okay maybe this MU idea isn't so bad
>>155638242KEKY FUNNY
>>155638193;)
>>155638284I'd like to see Dracula vs Composite Dio.
>>155638277N-No.... *Clitty starts to leak*T-THIS... THIS DOESN'T COUNT! *Ass discharge BURSTS from my used asspussy*HEEEEEEELP!!! THAT METEOR HAS TO BE SMALLER THAN A MOUNTAIN!!!!!! *Clitty leaks against the floor like a pressure hose*
>>155638303>[vschizowiki headcanon]
Digimon, Yugioh, Beyblade, Bakugan, Yo-kai Watch, Monster Rancher, Duel Masters, Temtem, Dinosaur King and Palworld all easily RAPE and GAPE my verse...
>>155638317What if Dracula had a jetpack? He'd be like, twenty times more scary. You could be on the fourth floor of an apartment building and go 'Man, I'm sure glad Dracula can't get up here' and he just fucking flies at you with a jetpack.
>>155638328Dinosaur King MENTIONED!
We need Goku vs Sonic just so Soniccucks get humbled.
>>155638214>n-no uWhat a dumb little toycuck you are. +1 green kitten>>155638261>>155638308>>155638315>brownoid mexican calling others brown>obsessively replying to my postKekyfunny!
>>155638277MHbros, how can we quickest kneel to our new masters? These PokeGODS are far superior to us!
>>155638328We know Sonic...
>>155637688Thor? Didn't he die to electric wires?
>>155638227>check, barely any good porn of herFuck me, I thought Blizzard was known for this
Wait so the beerusposter that has a mental breakdown over Broly , Ms. Co, and Pan is a pedophile brown?
>>155638335panpedo's ip is from fucking croatia. ultrafag's ip is from the us. explain that one, bro.
We need Goku vs Sonic just so SonicGODS get another easy win and FAGoku goes 0-5
>>155638231Sorry but according to Odyssey, Peach declines Mario's proposal at the end. It's over
>>155638331Dracula doesn't need a jetpack, he can fly to where you are without it, or teleport.
>>155638328Fighting Futons...
>>155638328Monster Hunter... at least you can beat Fossil Fighters, right?
>>155638352Kek what a faggot cuckold fat bitch!
>>155638348You know I wouldn't fault Samus for wanting to kill her. Freaky ass bitch.
>>155638349Yep. And won't join the thread cause it'd prove it. All they had to do was name my five favorite Ultra Kaiju too. But they couldn't...>>155638356Yeah but wouldn't it be scarier to see him come flying at you at 50 miles per hour with a fucking jetpack?
KING OF THUNDERtoooooooooosssss
>shadow vs mewtwo is at 4.2 million in a weekOk so which two Sonic episodes are they booking for next year?
>>155638328Pokesissy...
GEGGYPOO! ULTRAFAG IS ....LE PANPEDO! NOT ME! STOP SAYING IT ME, OR I POST THE BABY GORE AGAIN MS. /CO/ WAS RIGGED! REEEEEEEEEE
>>155638375Ryuji Takayama took this from me.
>>155638371I think Dracula teleporting right behind you would be scarier, the same goes for flying without a jetpack and climbing like an animal.
Boku no Pico.
>>155638382Sonic vs Hairpin Turns.
>>155638382Sonic RAPING and GAPING Goku and his entire verse.Sonic RAPING and GAPING Mario and his entire verse.
Shadow-sama, I kneel
>>155638392>climbing like an animal.Might I suggest.
>>155638392Yeah but you can get away from him if he does those. But he's going 50 miles per hour with a jetpack in my scenario.>>155638405>How do we explain why Sonic looks off?>Um...He's a cyborg. Yeah.
>RTH>samefagging>melting down againFunnyroo.
>>155638382They're probably finally going through with having Knuckles fight Juggernaut
>>155638216That's not an explanation in the slightest. What's your evidence?
>Beeruspanpedo is still tryingBro, I dropped the convo since you were too chicken shit to post in the /bant/ thread. Like, I accept your concession.
I lost... I'm sorry...
>>155638375Beautiful, it reminds me of Ryūko Matoi and Isaac Clarke.>>155638410Yes, Dracula can do that.>>155638413I don't think you can get away from him if he teleports behind you, and he can already move at speeds faster than 50mp/h.
>>155638382>>155638405>>155638398Sonic Vs. Rainbow Dash>But-They're not bringing back Goku again for a while after the next episode. YOU ARE GETTING SONIC VS RAINBOW DASH. https://youtu.be/Y0I-NKB2LOg
>>155638405Can we see cucky Sonic winning a DB not explicitly stated to be outdated in the descriptionCan we see a single Sonic character win against a Mario character on DB not stated to be outdated in the description or against a base form Mario character?
>>155637956
Realistically next year we'll probably see>Mario vs Sonic 3 (obvious, would get insane views, MORO wants to do it)>Archie Knuckles vs Juggernaut (they've talked about this for a while, brings Archie back, would give Sonic a clearcut loss to break up the winstreak)
>>155638408I will avenge you.
>>155638277You can see how big Rayquaza's head is in comparison to the beam, and how big the beam is against the curvature of the meteorIt's probably about a house sized rock? With some generosity?
here's how pokemon can still win
>>155638434Wrong Sonic is going to RAPE and GAPE Goku and his entire verse.>>155638437Base Tails RAPES and GAPES Luigi and his entire verse. Sonic is overkill.
>>155638438K, b, c.
oh wow he is completely losing it
>>155638432Fatalis... it's okay... Dragons are weak to Ice. There was nothing you could do against Delibird.
Wasn't the meteor Rayquaza smashed through 6 miles wide?
>>155638447Kirbywank rapes the fuck out of Pokemon if even fucking Sonic can do it
How the fuck is Super Sonic meant to do anything against UI Goku?
>>155638455>cucky SHITly the Asura victim
FUNNYROO, PANPEDO IS A BEERUS FAN
>>155638331Dio can also fly, weirdly enough.
>>155638447I'm assuming that's Necrozma on the left, what's his answer to Elfilis just crashing two entire planets with him inbetween?
>>155638447necrozma gets one-tapped by morpho knight's powers that elfilis absorbed
NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!gokusura...
>>155638446Kill yourself.
Not close...not close at all...
I think the Tienrus guy has genuine mental issues. He might actually have fregoli, I know we use it like a gotcha but this might be the first real case I've seen.
>>155638462Mega Rayquaza is about 35 feet long...I think it's about 50-60 feet long?
+1 kitten. You just want to ERP with me on /bant/. I shant be doing that. This is all in your head.
>>155637988comp ryu vs compku
>>155638462Different meteor. But yes. This anon would look at the cutscene and say "erm looks about 10 feet wide to me."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPqWP_9vxbk
>PANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPANPAN>BILLBILLSBILLBILLSBILLBILLSBILLBILLSBILLBILLSBILLBILLSBILLBILLSWould btw.
>>155638496That's CLEARLY 11 feet wide.
>>155638492They didn't want to render a cutscene where you can't see anything, anon.
>>155638478Oh yeah that reminds me, how far does Elfilis' general scaling go after inheriting his brother's powers from Star-crossed world?
>>155638493It doesn't have to be on /bant/, we can also ERP here if you want...
>>155638504PANKITTY AUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>155638447He's getting AND HERE WE ARE'd.
>he's still going
>>155638515I apply 300 sticks of butter to improve my density.
>>155638504ChatGPT made this.
GOD Gundam!
>the verse who has gotten gaped three separate times within the past year is now furiously anklebiting its betters after it's confirmed their best bet is trying to smurf some MHA street tiersLove to see it
>WITNESS MY AWAKENED POWER!!>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE POWER!!
>>155638450>Base Tails RAPES and GAPES Luigi and his entire verse. Sonic is overkill.That match had no scaling for either side, disingenuous hog, while the Mario and Bowser full scaling matches had the Mario side win. Sonic and Eggman's verse gets fodderized.
+1 kitten. You shant have my throbbing shaft, as it is only reserved for my SHFiguarts Pan figure. I will coat it in cum. And you can't stop me. I will scream the Power Puff Girls end theme lyrics while I do it too. KEKKYFUNNY
>>155637898why is this sprite edited?
>>155638440So what was the theme for Knux vs Juggs anyways
>>155638543retard strength
>>155638491The concept of Tienrus itself was born out of fregoli.
>>155638543red guys who have gems/emeralds.
.>>155638352>Sorry but according to Odyssey, Peach declines Mario's proposal at the end. It's overPostgame has Peach gift to Mario constantly and nothing to Bowser, and Nintendo of Japan had this animation made 2 years after the game.
>>155638508>biggest franchise on the planet made by le small indie company is incapable of making a proper cutsceneYeah you know I guess that tracks
>>155638555Its on 3ds you fucking retard. Why would they suddenly make a hyper realistic to-scale 6 mile asteroid?
>>155638546Knux has that in spades
>>155638546>>155638552Barebones but I guess that in itself works thematically for the match
>>155638550>gets extremely pissy when he gets called that>combines his boogeymen>constantly whines about the same 3 posters across numerous boardsIt might have been at one point, but now fiction has become reality.
didn't beerus flee from a fight against arale because he was gonna shit himself?
Hello, bvlls and girlsThis is your old pal stinky MuttlyThis is a song about a dogNo, this is a song about being a cuckThat's right, it's the happy, happy, cuck, cuck, songHappy, happy, cuck, cuckHappy, happy, cuck, cuckHappy, happy, cuck, cuckHappy, happy, cuck, cückHappy, happy, cuck, cuckHappy, happy, cuck, cuckHappy, happy, cuck, cuck, cuckI don't think I'm happy enoughThat's right, he'll teach me to be happyHe'll teach my Cheelai to suck a barbed dickNow, bvlls and girls, let's try it againHappy, happy, cuck, cuckHappy, happy, cuck, cuckHappy, happy, cuck, cuckHappy, happy, cuck, cuckHappy, happy, cück, cuckHappy, happy, cuck, cuckHappy, happy, cuck, cuck, cuck
>>155638084Cuckold the hedgehog...
>Camera GAPES Fatalis>Charizard GAPES Ratholos>Bloodborne guy GAPES hunter>doesn't even have any other franchise vecause it's so irrelevant >nobody bought Wilds and nobody will buy the expansion until it becomes irrelevant meanwhile Pokemon will sell more than ever with Gen 10Is Monster Hunter the weakest verse of all time?
>>155638542The technical explanation behind this is that all classic games with super sonic just colorswap most of his static sprites instead of making unique ones for the transformation to avoid using too much storage.
>>155638576I just hear the bass voice from this going going "CUH-KEY"
>>155638543Master Emerald vs Gem of Cyttorak
>>155637454I hate feats like this that are so detailed and omnipresent but also completely at odds with the setting's scale
Shhh...Sonic just got done having consensual sex with every fictional and real life female to ever exist after aging everyone up to be at least 18 years old and the ones who are blood related are pulled from an alternative reality where they aren't related in a googolplexsome that he has every single minute so he's taking his quectosecond long break. He's rewarding himself for winning another thread.
>Deoxys put under le MHA calc>immediately starts smurfing on Monster Hunterlol...
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the biggest bird has arrived.
>>155638576STINKY MUTTLY TEATS!? WE HAVE A CELEB IN THE HALLS TONIGHT!
>>155638469>He was Tienrus all along
>>155638597That's not Kevin.
>>155638597Ex-fucking-cuse me?
>>155638536Wrong, Sonic and Mario 1 and Luigi vs Tails are the only correctly judged fights between Mario and Sonic franchises. Eggman vs Bowser was widely mocked for being inaccurate
mario xisters, don't look!
>>155638607o o oohh o my god get out the way (x3)wombo combooh my god
>>155637602>>155637638Time limit doesn't matter when Gohan legitimately blows his head off the second the fight starts.
>>155638618this has peach saying sonic is shit at sex compared to mario
>>155638618CHADrio has Vivian
>>155638618>self own
Steve grows stronger every single dayhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Uj0c3kbAEJY
>>155638597where is skyscraper-chan?
>>155638618>whole point of the joke is that sonic is a quickshot sissy>this is supposed to be an own towards mariofags for some reason
>>155638618>SonicESLs don't understand the context of this image
