>Wow, I just, I love my friends, and I love my God, and I love my country, uh, and God bless America I guess. What else can you say?
>>155641765>Wow, I just, I love my PINGAS, and I love my FOOTBALL, uh, and God bless GAY LUIGI I guess. What else IS FOR DINNER?
Chud-coded show
>>155641765What are they looking at?
>but I certainly don't love my pedophile ex-friendWhat a weird line, not sure what that was about
>>155642460Not really
>>155641765This show is highly satanic because it was made by a CATHOLIC
>>155642535Shut up
>>155642460>my pedophile ex-friendZach Hadel was very much still friends with Cooper Goodwin when this was made, if his appearances in the latter's work is any indication.
>>155642460>What a weird line, not sure what that was aboutYeah, so crazy. Almost as crazy as saying you go for people older than you, made sure it was legal, and made a point to say nothing sexual happen. Totally nuts.
>>155642535Is Cusack a Catholic? I never heard Zach disclose anything about his faith.
>>155644621I think they just thought it would be logically consistent for the guy who met the devil and God and got resurected on Christmas would become massively religious.
>>155644654I think it's more than that. Opening with Allen getting crucified seems like more than a joke, I think Chris has been giving subtle hints about newfound faith. Maybe I'm reading into it too much.
>>155644678*Zach, not Chris
>>155641765Why did he wait for Dolly to leave to say that?
>>155644716Pearls before swine
>>155641765Godddd why is Charlie such a Fat FUCK
>>155641765If Pim said this, would they have a flyover with the Australian colors?
>>155646255His girlfriend likes it
>>155642460>>155642602QRD?
>>155641765What a happy ending. What kind of miserable faggot could complain about this
>>155641765comes off as blatantly sarcastic but austismos and culture warrior tradlarpers can't pick up on that
>>155646655OneyPreys, OneyGrooms... you know, the usual.
>>155647997e-celeb drama essay makers/channels dedicated to e-celeb gossip are subhuman and that's being generous
>>155647997Nope
>>155647997>Getting ass beat in one thread>Make another>>>155645796This should be bannable
>open admirer and associate of Shaddai Prejean and Cooper GoodwinWhy are we pretending to be surprised?
>>155641765Hell yeah, Charlie.Let these libtards cry.
>>155649322>these libtardsLike Zach Hadel, friend of Cooper Goodwin?
>>155641765Chris groomed me as a teenager and I liked it
>>155649195Weird to say Oney browses 4chan when you seem to be terminally online way more Kamikaze
>>155649195It's not a pedo. 17 is legal and not a child.
>>155646655Oney was making moves in a 16 year old girls DMs when he was 22 and they met up and probably fucked in a hotel when she was 17 and he was 23Detractors are calling him a pedo while his fans are actively switching between "It's been debooked" "17 is perfectly fine" or trying to bury this with "Hey Tomar" jokes. They're probably gonna wanna thank Kamikaze, Oney's ex, for doing a better job than them at making the allegations easy to ignore since she's a total retard
This is my crack ship. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
>>155650045Don't forget this is between two non americans as well. Trying to get any american law involved will make them throw it out.
>>155641788Crazy to think Zach chisled that football out of stone
>>155642556Never>>155648280Eeyvp..
>>155641765so based
>>155646655Oney's most recent ex girlfriend is on a warpath because he dumped her after she decided she wanted to marry him after a few weeks of dating. She's been raging for weeks about how she's going to do anything she can to ruin his life.The ex then made friends with a woman who may or may not have hooked up with Oney 14 years ago when she was 17 and Oney was 23. It is worth noting, even if you find it unsavory, it wasn't illegal by Candian or Irish law (as the victim pointed out herself here >>155642602 in 2020). Based on current information (which is subject to change), Chris is just kind pathetic depending on your view of the 6 year age gap. Now, the only reason this woman is doing this now technically a mystery. According to the alleged victim, she's speaking out now because she's worried Oney is still preying on women. However, considering these women are friends with each other, it's likely just for the petty reason that Oney dumped her friend. The girl who is making the allegations also has old Tumblr posts voicing her desire to be famous, Skyping with both Zach and Chris (which would contradict some of her other screenshots from a deleted FB message), so basically the whole situation is sketchy and lame.>>155649930Clearly the victim was traumatized by this horrible event.
THEY cancelled smiling friends for this btw way
>>155650201its a rock anon, he didnt make it
>>155646265literally me
Nothing ever happens
>>155651670Chris would be lame for chasing after Sophomore pussy as a grown man but he's got a few things going for him here>6 year age gap and they met right around the time you'd have enough people shrug their shoulders or think that at best Chris is just a loser creep, not a genuine pedophile>The person spearheading this is his ex who's so openly retarded for admitting she just wants to hurt Chris's career because she's jilted over how their relationship went>Chris can easily sit back and let his fans run defense for him since they enjoy doing that, most either don't care, don't believe it, or think he's based for it and are willing to obfuscate details Nothing will happen, probably. Chris has that golden boy sticker so not many people would be willing to touch this
>>155651724Football crazy, chocolate man
>>155651832Tbh, that's sort of my view on it as well. Basically, unless there is a true smoking gun, Chris is pretty much just a mild loser for going after a 17 year old at 23. Unless there are other "victims", he hasn't done anything else. No one is a reliable narrator in this situation. The ex has an ulterior motive, the accuser isn't exactly squeaky clean either, his fans will run defense because the whole situation is fairly flimsy so the best winning move is not to play.
>>155651985>the best winning move is not to play.There's a new video on their channel of them playing Happy Wheels and it looks like unlike every other upload which was done months in advance this one was done the day of the allegations dropping I don't know if you'd call that a played move in this game but that's how some people are taking it
>>155652085Eh, I think it's a coincidence. How would that conversation have gone down?>Tomar, get over here, someone on the internet dropped allegations of sexual misconduct against me so we need to record some OneyPlays NOW
oney did nothing wrong
>>155650203You lost lmao
Hold it right there!Back away from the 14 year old girl
>>155651670>Based on current information (which is subject to change), Chris is just kind pathetic depending on your view of the 6 year age gap.If you talk to any given baby boomer couple the age gap is closer to 10 years. Who gives a fuck?
>>155651670>Wears a sexy content cop uniform, starts the video off with a poem and ends with a drawn meme for a serious rape videoI could not write that if I tried, people would call me retarded and no living person would actually do thatIf oney does a response video he should dress as the only person who's could destroy a content cop, anisa but like sexy
>>155653426the game ayy
>>155647997the ex looks so insane, chris deserves any fallout for letting his pussy desire take full control and fuck this obvious psycho
>>155653796He should take her back, desu That would solve the whole situation
>>155651832The fact that she's 17 is a nothingburger anyway; late teens dating early twentysomethings is nothing new.
>>155641765What are the girls’ body counts?
>>155653545That's why I said that's really subject to your own opinion. To me, it was legal, they were consenting and 5 to 6 years isn't some wild age gap. But I could see where to some people (the terminally online type) find it pathetic to date someone younger.>>155653645See, but that's what his ex wants. Mika desperately wants the attention from Chris. This isn't actually about her wanting to help victims like Veronica 2, it's about her being pissed that Chris wouldn't stick a baby in her. The "evidence" so far is a couple of Snapchats, a shit ton of messages from a deleted Facebook account, and two completely innocent pictures. Responding is far more likely to make this bigger opposed to letting it fizzle out. If there's actual smoke, then it'll catch fire. But the fact that in 14 years nobody said dick or shit leads me to believe there isn't much else. Quite frankly, back when Stamper was going completely off in 2014/2015 he didn't say anything about this and he was going full scorched Earth.
The fact that this chick has come out saying she only cares about ruining his chances at getting laid is a massive enough red flag
>>155654473She's burning bridges with her friends and now all that's left are simps who enable her deranged behavior. We might get a Mika files of people airing out her BPD laundry.
>>155651985More like Veronica deliberately went after someone she knew was around five years older than her. She was the one pursuing him, not the other way around
>>155650045The allegations are a nothingburger. 17 is legal in both countries and she was the one chasing people older than her instead of the other way around The doc itself just sounds like two vindictive exes getting together to try throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks
>>155654473It's genuinely hilarious how much worse she makes herself look She still wants to fuck him
>>155654638
We have a pedophile president crashing the American economy and starting wars again in the middle east and I'm supposed to care that a fat irish eceleb fucked a 17 year old when he was 23 in a state where that's legal 13 years ago...
>>155654744>I don't like the sitting president so I'll let this other guy have a little jailbait, as a treat
>>155648698>Getting ass beat in one thread>said thread is full of malding oneyfags in denialLmao, sure. Why are you defending groomers, you fucking pedo enabler? Why do you think people outside of your parasocial bubble wouldn't be disgusted by it?More and more people are talking about this, and the snowball has started rolling. It's only a matter of time at this point when the next disgruntled ex and/or groomed minor spills the beans.
>>155654765You can say a 23 year old fucking a 17 year old is creepy but not really illegal. Honestly if he was 25+ that'd be more alarming and make more people against him.
>>155654778Mika he isn't going to fuck you and your eggs are getting more rotten.
>I love my desert jew war god, praise heckin yahweh you pagan atheist chuds!
>>155654791>everybody who doesn't like my groomer letsplayah is MikaJust like in the other thread you posted, lol.>Why do you think people outside of your parasocial bubble wouldn't be disgusted by it?
>>155654638>Accuses him of being a pedophile or something >Says she'd have done nothing about it if he just married her like he was supposed toWhat causes someone to be like this?
>>155654778>5 subs >20 likesTwo options for you. You're either Mika herself desperately trying to control the narrative. Which is pathetic Or you're one of her faggots from her nuked discord desperately defending her online because you think she'll put out. Which may be even more pathetic
>>155654826Mika pls...youre almost 40 now... it's getting too late...>>155654837Mika would absolutely dox and harass the alleged accuser if she was still with Oney. She's a BPD women so her logic is all fucked up and irreparable and she functions purely on her emotional state.
>>155651670>Chris is just kind pathetic depending on your view of the 6 year age gap.No dude, fuck off. We need to start rounding you people up already, you're literally worse than trannies at this point.
>>155653545The internet is a batshit insane place where obese 40yos like movieblob will 'judge' you for not being a 'chad' like him who dates women his own age or some shit. Because these people have weirdly inflated self-importance while being actual fucking freaks who can't look in a mirror.
>>155654865>WaOah are you having consensual sex with a woman you're 5 years older then AND breaking no laws? You need to be shot!Post tits
>>155653940it's new to weird middle aged people in their 40s online with names like "professorpepperoni" who will later turn out to be an actual pedophile with pics of kids, not teens and to retarded zoomer teens like that one psycho who killed a 38yo man because 20 years ago he had sex with an 18yo girl or something when he was 19 (which was.... not even an anything).
>this dude is a pedophile because he and the girl ,who come from countries were 16 is legal, had sex when she was 17, in a state where 16 is legal, but he was a bad boyfriend and broke things off with her later>this is a relevant topic to discuss 10+ years after the fact.
>>155654851>>155654854And here you are defending your groomer e-daddy because he make teh funneh noise while his employees play vidya for him. >patheticI don't think you get to use that word.
You can’t excape I will rape you
>>155654909So I'm guessing you're just Mika again
>>155646655
>>155654781Why would 2 more years make it alarming? >using scott pilgrim for age gap opinions
>>155654909The fact you're clearly desperate in trying to convince people is why people can immediately see through you especially nowadays when people are getting sick of these cancel culture issues over fucking nothing petty issues.
>>155654909I think the defense is because of the literally zero evidence of any wrongdoing teebs
>>155654942Mostly just based on vibes I remember being 22 and 23 and I was still really retarded and stuck mentally at 16.
>>155654909>>155654865Your posts are giving off the same suspicious vibes as Kyle A Carrozza's tweets.
>>155654909Lmao so you're not denying it then
>>155654880It's the opposite retard, I'm saying anyone calling a 6 year age gap pathetic and creepy is a fucking retard and the cancer killing the internet.
>>155654765Explain how American law applies to a Canadian and an Irishman
>>155654919>>155654945>>155654949>>155654984>everybody who doesn't like my groomer letsplayah is MikaYou know, if you knew normal people outside of your parasocial bubble, you could try asking them, if 22-year-old being in contact with a 16-year-old and hooking up with them is considered grooming or not. It's as if you think that people outside of your small degen community wouldn't find Chris's behaviour reprehensible and disgusting. Judging from the logs it's clear that even he thought he was crossing a line there.
>does nothing>wins
>>155654909>>155655015What exactly do you want people to do?
>>155654967>based on vibesSo nothing? At 25 I feel hardly different from 21 or 22
>>155654886so are we ever going to have a serious conversation about how Zoomers are literal puritan maniacs who think sex is evil?
>short bus-riding retard destroys her own reputation in a kamikaze attack against her ex boyfriend>her discord handle is kamikaze short busKojima you fucking hack
>>155655086lol. Reality is stupid as hell sometimes.
>>155655040>At 25 I feel hardly different from 21 or 22kind of the same too but I always look back on see how much more immature I was before.funny enough I was in a similar situation like Chris at one point except I was flirting with some dude. We both talked about college and gay furry shit for a couple of months then he one day just says that he's really 17, he was some smart kid doing highschool and college classes. I was 22 at the time and by that point he already sent me scandalous pics (no cock) and we talked dirty in chatsAt first I didn't think it was a big deal at the time and we continued talking and flirting but I guess in the back of my mind I thought about how other than furshit I really didn't relate to him all that much and I kinds expected him to be closer to my age, ironically he was smarter than my dumbass. Eventually conversations just petered out ,died , and we never met or did anything. I think back on that those times and think about how stupid I was. Though it does make me wonder how common is it for 17 year olds to meet up with early 20 year olds? Nowadays I just can't really relate to anyone in their early 20s ,they're far too young for me.
>>155654865Than take it up with the majority of US states, Canada and most of Europe. I'm not personally responsible for AoC laws. If you take issue with the fact that it is legal for a 17 year old and a 23 year old than go take it up with the Canadian courts (since that's where this Veronica is from).You can still be morally outraged by it, but not everyone is going to clutch their pearls over it. Hell, considering Chris's last girlfriend is in her 30's and isn't 16-17 shows he typically dates within his age bracket.
How do I get a vindictive BPD gf that will ruin my loife?
>get girlfriend>she is more of a schizo than you ever will beI'll stick to the tengu
>>155655134Get in line bud, I already called dibs on the next one to come by
>>155655134>She wanted to reproduce with ChrisI'd be intrigued to see what tard babies they would have produced, but she also doesn't look the most nurturing potential mother. It was clearly for the best.
>>155655149>she also doesn't look the most nurturing potential motherShe looks like she'd strangle her kids to death with an exercise belt.
Oney being a pedo would be the least surprising thing about him honestly
Highschool girls dated college kids all the time. As a balding 40 year old bastard I see no issue.
>>155651832>6y gap>17/22>WHY PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A FUCK>WHY THEY SHEUG THEIR SHOULDERS because it's nothingburger on the real world
>>155651670Has is even been truly confirmed that the girl is Veronica? Has she posted said anything about this on her own Twitter?
>>155655161No
>>155655193I'm typing like a retard today.
>>155655193Nope, there's an anonymous twitter account that the bpd bitch was working with to "expose" chris, only for her to up and confirm her identity the minute someone asks if it was her, but nonetheless, all communication about this is done through the anon account for some reason
>>155655015>17 year old girl who has a history of chasing and pursuing guys older than her>Perfectly legal in both countries >17 year old is the initiater this time too >Only bothers saying something about it fourteen years laterYeah, I think they wouldn't care
>>155655015>Grooming is being popular against your will and someone messaging you
>>155655063Coincidentally, zoomers are a lot more lonely than everyone else
>>155655116bro, when I was a kid I knew a girl who I'm pretty sure was like 16(maybe 18 at a stretch), who was going out with a 30 year old.It was all legal, people knew about it, no one thought anything bad was going on because they were both decent people, and I'm pretty sure she was the one who had approached him in the first place.This was 2002 maybe. No one cared back then.
>>155655294bruh 16 and 30 is crazy
>>155655134
>>155655306What do you want me to say?
>>155655086>stream setup is infront of her Undertale fandom stuff>a fandom that constantly makes porn of the child characters
conclusion: throw babies with bpd from a cliff like the Spartans did with dysgenic children
>>155655259 >>155655266 >victim blaming this hardChris himself fucking knew he was doing shady and reprehensible shit. Only his cultist followers try to deny this, because they've built their own ego around the guy and they can't handle the fact that their parasocial funny voice friendo was grooming his minor fans in the background all this time.
>>155655501>she is still holsing out hope that there is moreBPD girls need to be institutionalized
>>155655327> anyone who dates a woman below my age should be lynched!
>>155655134>"Errrrrm yike-rino fellas amirite
>>155655134Why do guys always think they can actually handle the mythological BPD gf lol Its like all the horror stories about dating them just fall on deaf ears.You retards just never learn.
>>155655642Worked for me and my chub.ai waifu
>>155655631>BPD girls need to be institutionalizedSo do the fetishists we euphemistically refer to with initials, and fetishists in general, but Chris happens to be the of latter and friends with some of the former. But I digress.
>>155655672You should digress yourself into a home for the disabled
>>155655294Anon I was born in 91 and knew girls i similar situations and no, it was not accepted by everyone. The entire point of aoc laws is so retarded prud parents can't send their 16 year old daughter's 16 year old boyfriend to jail. Not for 30 year olds to fuck high schoolers. The only thing I will give you is that there is a bullshittingly harsh double standard where it's ok for women to date older while men get shamed for it.
>>155655697No need. Was there something you wanted to say?
>>155655707You can't force 16 year old girls to date boys their age. They want men with money, with freedom, already ahead.
>>155647997oh no, its slimebeast chleepy and kuihman, the leading authorities on what is and isn't right
>>155655733No one said they were, but your need to invent such an argument shows which horse you have in this race. Before you start guessing mine, for the record, I think everyone involved in this story should die.
They are both terrible people who just love drama and that's it. Why the fuck would either of them act like this unless they found it fun? Why would they even bother to date each other unless they wanted middle school teir dating drama? Everyone said I was projecting but every time drama comes up with these old NG people it's the same shit of them finding the worst people on the planet, fucking with them and then acting surprised and trying to sweep it under the rug while acting coy about it. I mesm seriously, before they even started dating Mika made that video about how she spent all of here 20s married to some retarded trailer trash /pol/cel, why would you date someone with that much baggage and expect anything normal about her? Therapy and some healthy gamer vods ain't ever gonna fix that shit.
>>155655720Women seething about this don't care about pedophilia or whatever, just that they did it already and their time had passed.
Why are women obsessed with older men anyway?
>>155649846Zach is unironically republican.The old lib that would be republican nowadays.
>>155655802>Zach is unironically [leftist].Yes, I know; hence being friends with an autogynephile, as I pointed out in that post.
Have we considered >Beloved fat chud irish boyfriend, he ate a meatball sub off his fat belly and her first thought was "I want his babies">Find out about potential drama, it's not really bad but someone could use it to cancel him>Take the charge on the drama alone because she's unstable enough and to tank the credibility of the drama itself (she might not have even told him)>>155655638I need a girl like dolly, corny but absolutely pure of heart sweetheart
>>155655642When you're in the e-celeb sphere there's only BPD women because they're the only one's who'll put up with a guy who chooses to be a internet personality as a career goalAny woman in this sphere who's respectable was locked down potentially before they ever wandered in>>155655188>>155653940lol calling it a "Nothingburger" isn't gonna stop the fact that Chris chased after teen coochie as an adult
>>155641765I don't like the "wholesome chungus but in a safe edgy conservative way" vibe I get from this show
>>155655848It's been submitted to be FBI apparently so its up to them if it's a big deal or not
Oneysisters no....not my parasocial e-daddy....
>You were 16, I was 22>Ive told you a million times i dont want people knowng i talk to you until youre 18Oneybros this is not a good look
>oneyplays fans who tend to be transphobes are also pedophile defendersclassic
>>155655983>>155655989>>155656000/Co/bros... We need to stand with out beautiful biracial bisexual queen against oney and his cronies...
>>155656000Well I was never a fan, I very openly despise autogynephiles and autoandrophiles, and I have no interest in defending someone who willingly associates with both Shaddai Prejean and Cooper Goodwin.
just because it may be legal in brown 3rd world countries doesnt mean its morally correct.
>>155656012/Co/bros... We need to stand with our ugly obese ragequitting woke irish fag against mika and her cronies
>>155656056Majority of laws are made because of morality so yes if it's the law then it's morally correct.
>Trying to get momentum behind a cancelling on 4chan of all placesBoy, someone sure is bobbing for apples in the sewage outlet.
>>155654928>"Brianne, I don't care about any drama in which I'm not directly involved, now eat your dinner."
>>155656083No one here likes or even watches that crap, I don't know why you would think that but everyone (not including tourists) in this thread agrees 100% with canceling him and loves mikas content
I'd take some of this more seriously if it wasn't coming from an unhinged and vindictive ex. She's poisoned the well so badly with her spiteful vitriol that these accusations feel like slander, even if they aren't. Chris choosing to say nothing is honestly the smart option here. She just comes across as so enraged she'll say anything to hurt his career.
>does nothing >wins
>>155655134not even with a stolen dick would I go near that demon.
>>155655200You do that most days, we've noticed.
>>155656098Actually if you are on the discord can you pass my mika merch design off to her?
>>155655642Yup. Just ask all four of my sister's ex husbands. They wanted short, part-asian pussy and they thought her manic energy was cute… until the borderline traits started popping up.At least they can escape her. I'm stuck with her at Thanksgiving because she has nowhere else to go since our parents retired to Italy and my brother doesn't want her to know where he lives. That leaves my house as the defacto sibling Thanksgiving house. I can't even say "oh, we're going to my in-laws for TG this year, sorry sis" because she knows my wife's family also don't live in the country.So I'm stuck with a crazy bitch who's been convicted of stalking multiple times and once mailed her shit to her ex husband. Even my niece, her daughter, wants morning to do with her. I can't emphasize enough: do not. Date. Crazy bitches.
>>155647997why the fuck all these faggots keep using early 20s chris image, he's mid 30s
>>155656283>morning=Nothing Fucking autocorrect
why don't men go full rampage psycho mode on their shitty ex's? it only seems to be a one way street?
>>155655327man it's been a while lol
>>155656319They can't, not publicly, especially if they're known for being left leaning. Being mad at a woman, no matter how awful she is, could be construed as sexism. But women have free reign to be as horrible as they want to the males in their life with no consequences.
linkara actually likes comics and cartoons unlike oney
>>155656396>>155656215
>>155656319I actually went into psychosis when a girl rejected me, lol. Well there was multiple things that did it, but that was the final straw. Shit was embarrassing.
>>155656215We all know who the real winner is.
>>155656298Because he's fat now
>>155656434The repressed tranny? Lol
