Derse EditionQOTT: Derse or Prospit for Dreamer boys?Last Session: >>155742347
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>>155754753Derse.
Dave touched Bro and that's why he's quiet
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Its time to take the blackpill, /hsg/. The dorkchad whimsymaxxer gets all the gray ladies.
>>155754753ARTISTS! reply to this with your latest art.
my farkin kings
>>155754769Don't forget>>>/cm/homestuck>>>/aco/homestuck>>>/y/homestuck
I don't care what Hussie says. Skaianet is too funny to not be canon.
>>155754753pee while sitting = prospit (noob)pee while standing = derse (pro)
>>155754795i want him too
can we all get into bodywriting fetish
>>155754823shit while standing = snurgle (hacker)
What's fucking the point of sburb if you can't even pick an evil route as a derse dreamer and join the kingdom of darkness in their war on prosissies?
>>155754856eridan
>>155754856The Midnight Crew has failed us
>>155754795some bullshit
>>155754856Caliborn basically did this. Its just he had much higher ambitions than cockblocking just one universe
>>155754845Ok but only affirmations and kind words
>>155754797Why does Jane always ask for our art? Is she training CrockerGPT with it?
>>155754934*writes "beautiful anon" on your tummy* hoo hoo hoo *runs away*
>>155754934"KIND PERSON :)""AMAZING HUGS""BRIGHTENS EVERYONE'S DAY""YOU ARE LOVED"
>>155754753Skaia recognizes who's a real nigga and then puts them in Derse
>>155754956>>155754958Yippee
>>155754958"Cum here" casually written on karkats pelvis
Found this funny little fansprite on the booru and now I'm genuinely stumped because I can't imagine his personality and dialogue for shit. Even his rapping powerlevel eludes me.Any ideas?
>>155754968you get touch by tentacles daily DNI
>>155754995What if "amazing leader!" on his chest while still calling him a worthless faggot in bed
>>155754999thinking about it hurts my head
>>155754999Why didnt vriska just do this? Its tavros but with the tryhard competence to back him up. Is she stupid?
>>155755079I wanted to say she had to use a kernel for gcat but then again she could've as well used Nepetasprite
Prophecy Dave is so cool. He's the coolest. All the coolness goes to him.
>>155755060You still gotta try anon
I'm going to sleep do any of you want anything from Derse?
>>155755005youre jelly of my rape tentacles
>>155755060You dont need to try. Some questions can send lesser men into the depths of madness. Ignorance is bliss.
>>155755245i can't it's like a fucking paradox or something it makes no sense
>>155755277oops meant for >>155755230
>>155755245black queen creepshots
>>155755245send us aradia please we're very jealous and we're open to any trade request for her
>>155755332When Aradia signed that Derse supermax contract I broke my fucking tv and beat the shit out of my wife
>>155755357vriska being prospit and aradia being derse makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever
>>155755459yes it does
>>155755459It doesn't revolve around how based you are
>>155755459see >>155754968
>>155755459The prospit/derse distinction is so vague that it barely even matters. We're talking about categories so broad that half of everyone has to fit into one. And then some people get both anyway. Derse is better though.
>Derse >BetterGreat odds you wake up with a knife in your chest
>>155755548yeah ok bro
>>155755548if you need to get coddled you should just go back to prospit ya little baby
>>155755548prospit fags really think this would slide in derse
>>155754999>lISTEN BROS, i FIND WHAT SOME OF YOU DESCRIBE AS ME BEING, uMMM, sMUG AND COCKY IS ABSOLUTELY WARRANTED,>mY HIGHLY ADVANCED AND rOBOTIC INTELLIGENCE MAKES ME, uHHH, uNFATHOMABLY SMART AND FAST AT, COMPUTING AND CALCULATING, mORE THAN ANY OF YOU,>nOT THAT THERES WRONG WITH NOT BEING AS FAST AS ME AT, uMM, cOMPUTER STUFF, oF COURSE,>bUT IT DOES KINDA PROVE MY, uM, ABSOLUTE INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY TO, aLL OF YOU,>aLSO LET'S NOT FORGET THAT I AM ALSO INCREDIBLY, uH, cOMPETENT AND TALENTED AT RAPPING, a SKILL, wHICH i DO OWE TO BOTH SIDES OF MY EXTREMELY, cHARMING AND COOL PERSONALITY }8)>nOBODY CAN DROP FIRES AS, uH, sICK AS ME, bRO, tRUST ME ON THAT ONE,This was genuinely painful to write
>>155755459And yet both feel like they more sense than nepeta being derse
>>155755666ok but this is just tavros with an ego, and to be honest having an ego isn't really a Dirk thing? Doesn't the guy fucking hate himself?
>>155755678derse is cat-coded, it makes purrfect sense
>>155755579god he's so perfect
>>155755687you have to think very highly of yourself to think you're worth hating
>>155755687There's like a page of Dirk jacking off to himself for every page of Dirk thinking he's garbage and that someone else is so much better than him. He's borderline bipolar.
>>155755687its called vulnerable narcissism
>>155755727a google search tells me hell no
>>155755579davebros. your response?
>>155755741Powercreep
>>155755687You need to remember it's technically Hal we're talking about here. He has some imposter syndrome going on but otherwise he doesn't have all these other emotional hang-ups dirk has on account of being a "moderately sociopathic" machine. This is one one of the reasons why he's an actual competent manipulator(as we've also seen with doc scratch) and not a bombastically posturing fag who in practice is pretty straightforward.
>>155755711this is just what self loathing looks like
Hmm today instead of writing it is time to dip a phalange into chiptunes
was looking for references and found some of the best june art in fucking months. i was starving. im going to dump some
>>155756104we gooning to this
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>>155756197and some candy john
>every shipping artist depicts dave as a bitchwhatever man
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>>155756258Nta but im sure this is ilovedoggirls on Xitter the everything app
>>155756228if it quacks like a duck
>>155756258its an alt account of that ilovedoggirls guy if you know that artist. the account is "il0vejune"
The new crop of homestuck "fans" skim HS1 as quick as possible so they can barely understand the background to HS2
>>155756228hehehehe
>>155756228this is why we must RETVRN to daverezi
>>155756341First they started with hivebent. And I didn’t gatekeep because I liked hivebent.
SOMEONE reported me for posting an incredibly SAFE FOR WORK (sfw) image of john HUGGING dave from behind and got me banned. so clearly the topdave cabal runs hsg and probably 4chan too
BROS. I FOUND AN NEW SPECIES OF ROSE
>>155756429>Dave I need you to… FuckDersecest supremacy
>>155756386Ok honestly no bullshit, did people really just skip to Act 5 on their first read? I know a lot of people talk about not skipping to Act 5 because it's retarded and obviously it's fucking retarded but has anyone ever met someone that actually did do it? Wouldn't everything about the story just not make sense at all?
>>155756486>My love for you is like a truck BERSERKER>Would you like to making fuck BERSERKER
>>155756503yes it was very common especially among the younger fans at the time
>>155756429if you pull on it she lays an egg
>>155756429Extremely cute art but if God Tier Rose is having a migraine then she could just kill herself and then immediately resurrect with a healed body
>>155756503If everything already doesn't make sense then skipping ahead won't make a differenceThat's the kind of feeling I get from that maneuver
>>155756603Just
>>155756384Like almost every Daverezi art is Dave being the ultimate bottom so this does NOOOOOT help
>>155756840beggers can't be choosers bro
gamzee stopped his murder spree during the meteor trip because he knew dave would beat his ass silly
>>155756429We're constantly discovering new species of Rose. It's a fascinating field.
I'm fond of this Candy Rose.
rose and aradia should break up with their partners because theyre so much better and hotter and smarter and stronger and cuter and better than them
>>155756996She looks like she needs a blanket and some coco.
>>155756997equius seriously. it's been months now
>>155756996IMPECCABLE day to be a dyke
>>155756997rose needs dave
>>155757015we can do this forever bro
>>155757094Who do you want Aradia to be with?
