/analgen/ - Anal Toys & Masturbation GeneralSuprise Buttsex editionA thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.The more pictures, the better!>Question of the dayHow open are you about your /anal/ play? Are you secretive about it or do any of your friends/family know? If you told people, how did they react?Previous thread >>11377849>FAQ -Please read before posting!https://rentry.org/analgenfaq>Regdude's Technical guide to analhttps://github.com/regdude/anal>Panty's Guide to Anal Training & Blowjobshttps://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Playhttps://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/>The Lighter Test & What It DoesIt's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/>Anon’s Guide to Knottinghttps://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide>Say hellohttps://tagmap.io/tag/analgen>Sock & Condom Stretchinghttps://imgur.com/SJf78lU>Anon does the math with J-Lubehttps://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnonhttps://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU >Cleaning techniques and alternative methodshttps://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy >Mindgasmhttps://mindgasm.net/>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf
>>11384931
Any plug recommendations? I'm still having trouble adjusting to my 7" dildo and I'm wondering if just wearing a plug for awhile will relax me.
It's crazy how anal just makes the girly noises come out involuntarily
>>11384931>If you told people, how did they react?They'd probably say, "Yeah, that checks out."
>>11384931I'm sorry I don't have any pictures that aren't just pictures of me! I am pretty secretive about it. My partner knows I like it, but she doesn't know how much I do it on my own. I recently shared with a former sexual partner who I've kept up some clandestine sexy talk with, that I was inspired by her dp training to get my asshole back in shape. I've been working it a lot with toys, and getting very good, and keeping it lubed/oiled/moisturized all the time. What I want is for her to be able to check me anytime she wants.
>>11384958It will, that's what I've been doing. People swear by aneros, but I have a cheap basic 4 inch plug that's great for longer term training. I can now push it out and suck it back in on my own! >>11384960Every single time
>>11384958Blunt plug from square peg toys. Probably the best plug out there for loosening you up since the neck is actually pretty thick (and has tons of size options). I have a few of them, and when I want to use a dildo later in the day I just use a few of those plugs, swapping them out and going to the next size up until I hit a size that's about the same as the toy I'll be using.
I do not touch my dick and I want to cum from anal, but after sessions I sometimes get really bad blue balls.
>>11385059you haven't cum from anal yet?
>>11385060Nope I get some pleasure from it and like doing it but I can't cum yet.
>>11384931>QOTDfor whatever reason talking about anal to IRL people is like pulling teeth from me, even if im actively fucking them.
>>11385069Why? In what sense is it different online?
>finally got a fuck machine, Hismith clone Holy shit, game changer. But... >every thrust pushes it back, going back and forth>tried every position, keeps sliding everywhereSeems like I underestimated how much force it takes to screw someone, and fuck machines need to be placed somewhere so they can't moveHow do you anons deal with this shit? Also, what’s the best position for you?
i was gonna pound my ass tonight but suddenly i'm horrendously dizzy :^(
>>11385084bracing it against a wall helpsotherwise heavy paperback books or sandbags on the legs does it
>>11385059I get this too. It's soo uncomfortable. Is it because I'm on the path of a wet orgasm or is it just because I get aroused but not ejaculating?
>>11385084>>11385154>>11385159Honest question, is a machine actually superior to just riding something suctioned?
>>11385184yeah, the motion is imo much better, having something pushing against you instead of you pushing against it is a different feeling entirely
>>11385189Maybe the human and the machine need to be lined up better, like a framing device for your hips or something.
>>11385135Doesn't the Hismith support Bluetooth?Shouldn't be hard to get them working.I got funscripts working on my cheap little stroker.
relapsed again lads
>>11385232Congrats! It's the best. Me too recently. What happened? I started sympathy training with a friend who was prepping for dp.
What type of toy would you recommend for beginner at anal. Dildo or prostate simulator? I like the idea of being fucked but I don't know how well a dildo would hit my prostate.
>>11385239Beginner at anal, progress from finger to small butt plug for sure. Like, the smallest. Start there before you get into dildos etc.
>>11385240Thanks. I actually dug around and do have a dildo that is far too big for me and a prostate stimulator.I think they were too much so that's why I gave up. I'll look into a small butt plug. Thanks
>>11385249Post results!
Where do you source your xlube from? In the US and for some reason its unlisted from Amazon
Getting back into anal play after being depressed for a while and basically doing nothing. And dear god the amount of lube I've been going through. I'm about to pull the trigger on XLube. Roommate leaving early next month. Locktober, and bullying my prostate all month.
>>11385252Thanks will do. Going to look into getting an enema or something like it too.
>>11385277k lube is on amazon, it technically has a different ingredient list but it's the same idea and also works great
Hi d, is this device good to release cummies while in chastity?
It's Saturday night, come play with my butt for a while! (5 minutes use, ~1 hour on)https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/q4h6zt1uif it says link's taken, it means someone else is currently using it, if it says link expired, that means it's done for the day.
I've been losing the desire for anal lately, probably because I've been doing it almost every day for months now. It feels a bit disappointing, but then again Locktober starts in ~72 hours so maybe this is good timing after all.
>>11385415dont own one but people who do say they work well
>QOTDSome of my close friends know, they usually just tease me about it. One of them seems to be more curious than the others though because he sometimes brings it up out of nowhere.
>>11385431>links deadDid you have fun?
>>11385467was fun! thanks for playing with me anons!
>>11385239The swell from funkit toys is a good size for a beginner, especially because of the small head and gradual increase in size. It's also good quality silicone, so you won't get ass cancer and it'll last forever.
>>11385415Be warned, cumming with this thing is addictive.
>>11384931>noone in my midwest city responded on the tagmapwhat is even the point
>>11385084I weight it down.I put planks down on either side of the stands, have a cabinet on wheels and put those over one of the planks and on the opposite side I just put some dumbells.I've seen them bolted down to floorboards in some vids too. Was thinking I could always get a large flat board and put something on it to brace the stands and let the size of the board be the friction holding it down.But yeah I definitely don't want it moving, I'm even finding ways to brace myself to minimize my own movements to get the most out of every thrust.
>>11385525This is probably the hardest thing about buttstuff.Finding someone to stuff your butt.
>>11385184It is, I got a cheap one $80 ish, pretty good actually, it laks strenght but if you relax it goes smooth, hard to do tho, my Ass just wants to Clench around that plastic Dick and feel it ramming lmao. Gsme changer 10/10 I hope I can save for a Real hismit
>>11385549Where did you find a fuck machine for so cheap ima need a link to that
>master keeps buying toys with bigger and bigger knotsIm gonna die
My turn to post horny ;)https://voca.ro/13Ao4CWYFJ3shttps://voca.ro/17ZSwZT3atm4Think I've HFWO at least twice by now, followed by body/assgasm>>11384931>QOTDOnly told one roommate I was gay ages ago, no details besides "cock" around 20-21. Then when he came to my room with his crazy Viet gf to talk about some random shit, he spotted a cheap pvc dildo I had failed to cover. I overreacted, scared them off for a sec. Later talked it over, they agreed to leave me alone about it.Honestly wish I hadn't been such a jackass to them both, she was a massive fujo and initially asked me for a threesome, which I turned down and then poisoned him with MGTOW talking points until they broke up. If I wasn't so confused back then, I could have gotten his uncircumsized 7" cock lodged in my ass at some point.
>>11385525which midwest city?
>>11385494How do you use it?
I had a great dildo session a week ago where I had a mild anal orgasm. I've always been hesitant to call these moments orgasms as they aren't very intense or pleasurable, but this time all I could do for the next minute was breathe, tremble, and clench and unclench my hands. Had to take a 15 minute break before I went back to fucking my ass for some more pleasure. Ended up tucking my package behind my thighs and rode it out until I shot my load hands free like normal.Pic somewhat related, came hands free to this the other day
Holy shiiiiiit I think I just had my biggest anal orgasm ever. I had to hold myself back from screaming SO MUCH but I kept going and going and it was sooooo good.
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How loud is an hismith? In a year my living arrangments are chaning and I'll be with a roommate. How fesiable is it to anal with them around? Don't really want to buy one if I can only use it for a year, can it help train you to feel anal better?
Would you describe yourself as somewhat girly or effeminate?
1. vibrating prostate stimulator thing, basically lovense edge but cheaper2. 3 in 1 wacky amazon ass dildo thing with come here motion and vibration with anal beads, basically a dildo with a cock ring (kinda large but ive used one before and it was fine)3. smaller buttplug that rotates in your bum wiggling 360 degrees (very cheap)4. aneros progasm styled thing (no vibration)5. vibrating and estim prostate device similar to #1 but even cheaper which choice do i make, i am a beginner, i dont mind some larger thing if you think that would feel better, any guesses?
>>11385838oh, i should add:6. save up money and get an actual 'nice' piece like lovense edge or whatever hundred dollar metal asswand and skip the cheap toy stage
>>11385525>>11385564NTA but im west of Milwaukee, never used tagmap though
>>11385776Depends on how thin your walls/floor/doors are. They are fairly quiet but still do make noise. If someone was in the next room over, they could probably hear it unless you had music playing very loudly. They are more of a luxury item, they don't necessarily help you with "training" as you can do essentially everything without it. Unless you need something to just fuck you past the point you normally would.
>>11385776I wouldn't want to share a wall/floor with someone.Think of it as a washing machine, it's fine and you can drown it out with some music if it's on low, but the faster it goes the more the force of it will try to reverb through the floor.
>>11385776they are pretty quiet when they are just running, quieter than a pedestal fan or a small dehumidifier, but if you have a dildo that is attached via a suction cup to the suction cup plate adapter that they make then when you're really clenching you can cause the adapter to make a bit of a clanking noise, the other day this happened when i was coming like a whore, and i recorded it, you can hear the machine whirring at half speed in the background and the occasional clankinghttps://voca.ro/1nirDHc6UXbvthe sound of my hismith whirring is audible at about 15 seconds, and the clanking from the adapter is audible at about 35 secondshere my phone is on the floor in front of me and im in prone bone, so my hismith is pretty close to the phone while i was recording, but it's all pretty quiet and could be masked with some music or a fan, or dehumidifier, however you may find that you make some noises yourself while you're getting mercilessly plapped that are bit harder to explain awayi don't know if that clanking is just the sound that their kliclok connector makes in general or if it only really happens with the suction cup adapter like other anon said, they will fuck you harder than you will fuck yourself, but they aren't some kind of silver bullet, i only bought mine after maybe a year of experimentation, at which point i had discovered that hard fucking is what my body likes, i consider it a worthwhile purchase, and while i wish i had bought one earlier, i couldnt have known that it is what i should be buying
>>11385727a pity it takes you out of it, when i pee a bit i kinda just assume that it's a result of muscle spasms around my prostate and bladderi dont find it to be an unpleasant sensation, although it is a bit messy
Quick I took an edible and I put a dulcolax suppository in. Butt fwels good rn, ill let the board have control over me. Need to b careful not to shit myself :3, i have a time limit though since these make your body start to push aftwr about an hour. Had it in for 25mins now and i need to go lol
Has anyone ever had a hands free orgasm, then got 'aftershocks' for a while afterwards?Used a silicone dildo for the first time today (only used hard toys previously) and it feels great. I came twice today, once normally then handsfree about 10 mins ago. But for some reason I keep getting what I can describe as much smaller 'aftershock' orgasms that feel like mini prostate orgasms. It's been happening for about 15 mins now. Is this normal? I've only ever had a few prostate orgasms so I dunno if this normally happens. Feels good though.
>>11385776It sounds like a massaging device at low speeds or a SpotBot floor scrubber at medium maybe at medium to high speeds. At very high speeds it maybe sounds as loud as graphics card with its fan at 100%. You'll want some way to keep the feet weighed down and either use the spring attachment or a dual sided suction cup or something for your toys so it has more give and less likely for the feet to bounce around. And maybe hide the noise with music or something if needed. When I lived with my mom I was more afraid of getting caught in the middle of night when I'd be in my hallway bathroom for hours doing deep enemas with a large slink in my ass.
>>11386092depends on the size
>>11385838Would have to find what your body likes, so it could take a while trying different things. Could start with #1 since it will let you see if you like vibration or not, and can use it without if you don't.
why are fucking machines so expensive.im willing to pay money for nice things, but geez.
>>11386100My goal is to reach two digits.
>>11386103>logistics>materials>engineering>supply and demand
>>11386125>supply and demandmore people need to start fucking themselves then.
>>113861294chan, where market forces and fetish culture meet>>11385826Extremely. It's very much a part of the enjoyment of being penetrated for me.>>11386129Here here! For many reasons.
Welp, finally advanced further into buttsluttery.>pounding my ass since yesterday>hismith, plugs, motley collection of cock>after finally getting Xtoys app to work on Hismith and pounding my hole raw for a bit with pic, decide why not>set a public session while wearing collar and bit, person who joins runs me ragged for a while, first time I've ever let anybody be involved>drooling and moaning like a whore, dry O at least sevenish times, wet O once>finally collapse with quivering legs, unable to move, utter bliss>thank them, make small talk for a minute, says they're 10 years younger than me>instantly makes the entire time so much hotter
>>11385776They are loud to a degree. Something I realized recently is that if you have a stiffer memory foam pillow and something waterproofed to cover it, it cuts out a lot of contact vibration, to where you almost can't "feel" it, but can still hear. Something loud enough to cover the engine/connection point noise, and you're set.
>>11386102can i , a newbie, determine if i enjoy vibrating, from a single night of trying a vibrating toy, i did already have that experience my first ever day of putting something up there a few weeks ago. is it some kind of bias if i just lean in to vibration already becuase i felt like it felt nice? i have no frame of reference, some people say it can make your prostate numb? i certainly didnt get a p orgasm. sorry if this sounds dumb, i just really want to know what you think. i liked it, do you think i should try one cheap toy of each category before committing to one particular line?
wait a minute, someone on a previous thread said that you can use coconut oil on a silicone toy? is that really true? did I not ruin my toy after all?
>>11386212ah shit, and of course i took a lighter to it for the ;lighter test'... its probably unusable now anyways.
>>11386212I've used coconut oil with a silicone toy just fine... I'm never sure about these rules and I probably stick way too much stuff up my ass but I really can't stop because I'm a huge slut
just ordered an XL Seraphina.. what am in for? i can hilt an XL Vector with relative ease and i wanted to go bigger so :P
>>11386263That's a huge jump. The shaft should be doable, but that knot's giant. Is Vector your longest toy? You'll probably want to have experienced taking 17" of length before you start trying to get Sera's knot in, assuming you've practiced enough to fit a 14" knot in the first place. Seraphina definitely has a better shaft than knot though, so don't feel too bad if you can't manage the knot.
i finally got there, /anal/gen/, my firsty leaky orgasmah, it felt so good..
>>11386285Good job anon <3 here's hoping for many more in your future!
>>11386288there will bethis is where the real training begins
>>11386283i should have mentioned i also have an XXL Ranger from weredog, the knot on that is 14.2" circ, ill probably just struggle from the length on Seraphina desu
>>11386216I wasn't here for the last post so idk what your issue was, but you're supposed to light near the base of the toy. Water lube, silicone lube, coco oil are all fine but I only use xlube in an autosealing sports bottle that they sell at all grocery stores. If your toy is cheap af you could run into problems with silicone lube because this market isn't regulated. Buy platinum silicone toys and it won't be an issue. Smelling your toys can tell you a lot too. Yeah, it could smell like shit if you weren't clean, but it should smell normally again (not spicy) with enough days. I've never boiled my toys, only dawn dish soap and body soap/hand soap when I'm lazy.
xtoys S68SP9NHPlease, fuck me up, I need someone else in control so bad so I can focus on being violated. Anything goes.
>>11386062Yeah, it's not super common for me, but if I have a lot of build up I can end up just collapsed on the floor shivering for a while, one of the best things about anal is that you can just immediately go again though, so more recently I find myself just going again after I cum, and any aftershocks I just ride out as I continue fucking
>>11386285Congratulations on embracing your inner slut anon, now get back on that dildo you have work to do
>>11384931I know that this is vwry pedantic but i need to know if there are sex toys which are FOSS? im just afraid and maybe paranoid as to what bad actors will do of they knew my toy habits.>Why FOSS?i want to let other users play with me or sync the stimulation to certain games
>>11386092>ai slop>poppertardWow what a surprise
Bought my first jewel plug today!Not big, but I think it'll look nice, I'm really excited, it's so pretty.
Getting back into anal after a long while. Had dildoes and beads, threw them out because I got into a serious relationship.Well, turns out GF dies a year and a half ago. I'm getting back into anal. Just ordered a wand knockoff and X-lube. Feels strange to be back. Never managed to reach p-gasm back in the day, maybe I'll have more success this time. If anyone has any tips, I'll take them.
>>11386452with a comp this complex without crazy shit it look more like 3d, the small text below the popper label would be unseen level of detail with ai
>>11385494>>11385587Better than just a hitachi?
>>11386523Biggest tip to prostate orgasms is that its a very individualistic journey. What works for others isn't necessarily going to work for you. This can be very frustrating, but its an important point to remember because it will alleviate a lot of frustration. Another point is to remember that you are learning a different form of pleasure which isn't immediately apparent. A lot of people go into it thinking "if i just hit my prostate enough, I'll cum". While ejaculation can be a consequence of it, the pleasure from a traditional penile orgasm is very very different from a prostate orgasm. So when you start again, don't start looking for and expecting the same type of feeling. Lastly, I'd suggest being in a meditative mindset when practicing. If you have never felt a prostate orgasm building, its difficult to know what to look for. It starts very small and builds from there, so being undistracted will help you notice the very small feelings at first. It does get much easier to get the feeling going when you begin to recognize it, so you don't have to be "meditative" every single time, but it helps when starting out.
>>11386523>tipstip of this dick
>>11386555checked
>>11386030I don't really care until I can smell it desu.I've done the condom trick (to that anon in the other thread) and it's fine but I wanna lay and get railed for an hour not worry about leakage (except the fun kind).>>11386162>hismith with the appworth? i only have their basic model idk if it works with it or if I'd need to upgrade.>>11386305Noo I'm too late. Hope you had fun anon.
>>11386554Well, I used to be able to have pleasure from my prostate riding dildoes, but the most I really had as an effect was having some pee shoot out.I suppose the main mistake I was doing was that I would routinely pushed like mad on whatever was inside, I liked the feeling, but I think that's not the right way to go down. I really liked beads and playing with the butthole itself though. Probably why the beads were my favorite. I'll try to really concentrate on the prostate this time, before going back to the rim and the rectum.I'll try the meditation.
>>11386562What you are describing sounds more in-line with an anal orgasm vs a prostate orgasm. The anal orgasm is a shorter burst of pleasure with a lot of tensing of muscles from overstimulation. A consequence of that tensing and spasming is the expulsion of prostate fluid and pee. That's a very pleasurable type of orgasm, I get them a lot when I fuck myself hard, but that isn't a prostate orgasm. A prostate orgasm builds into a full body thing that can last for a long time. It feels very different.
>>11386564I'm not sure it was even an orgasm desu, the expulsion of fluids was in synch with the dildo, with minimal muscle movement.
>>11386561I bought a basic Hismith machine like 4+ years ago that didn't work with the app (there may not have been an app at the time, idk) and I found out early this year that I just needed a new controller box that was bluetooth compatible. I got it on Amazon for like $40 I think and it works well with the app, so I'm super glad I didn't have to upgrade my whole machine. If you have something similar then I'd look into that!
>>11386585Oh that's awesome, thank you!Do you happen to have a link or remember what the box was called?
>>11386452What's wrong with poppers
>>11386599NTA, poppers wear off fast and got a bad rep ‘cause some people mixed them with Viagra, had heart problems, and died i heard.
>>11386594hot pic
>>11386599>>11386608Yeah, poppers can be dangerous if not used responsively. They can inhibit your bloods ability to carry oxygen, so overdoing it can lead to passing out or even death. When used with viagra, which dilates your blood vessels, it is even more dangerous. If you're going to try poppers, be safe with it and don't mix it with other things that can affect your vascular/respiratory system. From experience, poppers aren't really worth it compared to other drugs. They give you a head rush for 10 to 30 seconds and relax your muscles, so people use it to take larger toys than they normally would be able to. If you're going to do a drug with butt stuff, there are better and safer options.
Why are people here so eager to do drugs just to take a lil more up the assdrugs are bad mmkay
>>11386650>>11386599Even used ‘responsibly’, the ‘high’ you feel from poppers is literally the sensation of your brain cells being destroyed, similar to nitrous oxide. Even moderate long term use melts actual holes in your brain tissue and potentially causes irreversible lesions in your spine.If you need all that just to enjoy playing with your butt, it might be better to just admit anal isn't your cup of tea.
>>11386676Source?
I'm honestly not even sure if sex or any of this stuff even exists outside hentai panels and stuff.I don't even watch "3d porn" either so that's irrelevant. In truth at this point I partly feel like a hyperdimensional sex creature who's already had all the sex and I am in this weird "box" or something where I'm just looking at it all from outside in some weird small little town.Either way fine by me as long as I have weed and cigarettes.And no, it's not schizophrenia.
>>11386561>>11386561>worth? i only have their basic model idk if it works with it or if I'd need to upgrade.YMMV, but it's been so unbelievably hot to start going on the Hismith, get worked up, then start a session with video/audio and aim the camera at my ass while the audience gets to make me moan like an absolute whore for cock. Being reduced to a quivering, ragged mess, moaning for them to stop teasing and fuck me faster. Then the big one hits, your brain blanks and all you can do is collapse off the machine while the fans get to see your legs quivering and hear broken moans. Then you get back on and let them fuck you again and again until you can't, it's so absofuckinglutely amazingly hot.Last night I decided to vidstream (fuck the ID verification, that took about 15 minutes) and after getting it working I had the few who joined rail me into absolute bliss twice, unusable legs, girly moaning, the works. Then they asked if I had anything bigger, and I obliged with the EE Orca. I wish my ass and bone structure were bigger so I could hilt that, but I certainly tried for my fans ;)Finished off by deepthroating a small Seraphina on cam with a GK 90 in my ass while the last person in told me to gag and puke on it. Went at it for a few minutes until I got up and sprayed the last of my cock fluids all over the Seraphina and proceeded to deepthroat it all the way past the knot, the poor guy made it sound like he made such a mess because of me being such a good boy. Don't think I'll ever have something that good again until I can get a real cock, or some molly, or both.>>11386594a. co /d/ hnynLXH
>>11386193If you can, trying a bunch of different ones is a good play. Me personally, vibrations do basically nothing for me. I like constantly poking the button. Best thing I have is a dildo that "thrusts", basically just barely moves up and down a little. But it blasts my prostate so fast, I dry orgasmed 3 times within 30 minutes.
temu shit yay or nay?
>>11386452tardhttps://twitter.com/pumpalooza/status/1876668770313240756>>11386534it is
>>11386965Depends if you want ass cancer or not.
>>1138612210mm?
When it comes to knotted dildos, are there any particular designs/models which are specifically good for prostate stimulation? I'd imagine knots are good for that in general(?), but with how many different ones are available there's gotta be some that are better than others.
>>11384960I usually have headphones in to listen to ASMR or porn, but the other day I had an overwhelming urge to touch my ass and nipples in my bed, didn't even take the time to put them in...I had no idea I'd been making noises like that the whole time...
has anyone had any dealings with Chinese FAAK brand? specifically the "promotional cheap" swirly buttplug, I already have it, just wondering if I'm poisoning myself.also got a wolf dildo and it smelled like rubber so how dangerous is that?
>>11386092I guess you can manage it in a month, but you're probably going to get a fissure. Go slow, and take as long as you need, whether that means a few months or a few years. Once you blow out your hole by injuring it, your play options will be permanently limited - if you survive. To that note, never use drugs when pushing your limits. You need to be aware of what your body is telling you and not be afraid to call it a night early and unsatisfied if need be.My biggest question is whether or not size play makes you more vulnerable to megacolon. I mean, you ARE stretching it out to absurd proportions, so discomfort from an impacted bowel may not manifest until much later than it normally would. Not like there are a lot of medical studies on the long-term effects of taking double-fists up to the elbow.
>>11387174Not that anon, but is there a "normal" progression rate that's considered safe if someone wants to move to larger toys without a doctor's visit? I'd assume everyone is different and so on, but hopefully there are also decent rules of thumb to use?
>>11387177I can't speak for everyone, but it really depends on the individual so far as I can tell. It's probably taken me much longer than most to reach where I am now, but this ain't a race. Once you feel comfortable with the toys you're using, size up by a half an inch or so. If you can't afford gradually sizing up large toys, then try multiple smaller and less expensive toys to loosen up your second hole, and use your fingers to help stretch out what you can reach. You'll figure it out.
>take smooth brush handle and gently press it against my perineum area>do this for a couple of days>noticeably within 5 minutes I leak clear fluid>feels good tooAm I getting close guys? It does feel good but I don't know how long it'll be before I orgasm. Wish my nipples were this sensitive.
>>11386965>>11387160if youre paranoid enough to ask just use a condom on top. i use 2 at once sometimes
>>11387229is there a way to tell if its bad?
>>11387235idk but its the same way with actual dicks too can you trust them? i guess you can test it with your mouth if it's off then use a condom personally i just use a condom on most things but going by smell is pretty alright if it's an obvious industrial type smell then it's probably gonna be an irritant and not be very good.basic rubber smell is fine i guess imo but as i said it's complicatedalso a lot of it depends on lubrication too if you're well lubed then it's just sliding in and out it shouldn't be shedding anythingPVC in general is a bit of a questionable material i think so with that use discretion, TPE imo is fine if it's lubed (i think people are too hysterical about the porosity thing)
>>11387246thanks.I guess other than the smell and sometimes a headache (cause I probably go too hard and my blood pressure goes up, I'm having bloodshot eyes right now...) I don't have any issues I don't think.one says PVC other Health PVC which is also probably just pvc... maybe I should just use a condom, though they don't have any bad taste either i dont really use external lube, but there's plenty of my own, not sure if that has positive or negative impact on anything.
Does anyone else have a go to camgirl or porn star that they put on when they toy their ass, one thats an anal whore and you try to imitate?
It is now officially locktober slutsTime to perfect those HFWO
>>11387423But my new cage isn't here yet...
>>11387433Well if you promise that you wont touch your dick no matter how much you might want while fucking your butt ,its basically the same thing
>>11387229While it probably doesn't matter nearly as much in this case, 2 condoms offers less protection than 1 because they can give eachother microtears. Something to keep in mind.
>hear that the sigmoid junction varies from person to person, but is generally 6-7 inches in from the anus>pick up a 6 inch long toy as my first to "play it safe">clean myself out thoroughly, lube up, going really slow>feel resistance before I hit the base, feels strange and internal and entirely unlike the resistance I felt first inserting the toy>fuck it, let's see what happens>between more lube, gentle wiggling, and getting more relaxed, finally feel it "pop" deeper and go all the way in>feels utterly bizarre, but not unpleasant>feel a similar "pop" pulling it out>out of curiosity, push it back in until I feel that same resistance, mark the depth, and measure how far in it went>barely under 5"On the one hand I am actually really happy I was able to get it all the way in comfortably, cleanly, and safely on the first try, but seriously? I really don't want to be messing around with that curve every time I play, but 5" is not a lot of real estate to work with - there's not even all that many toys I can find online that are at/below that length without also being incredibly boring designs. Is there any chance I'm misidentifying what I felt, or do I just have a really short rectal cavity?
>>11387584It straightens out and you can take longer toys when youre by yourself. When taking my longest toy i go through about three different bends to hilt. Its actually quite nice to have the first bend right there because most dudes are gonna only make it to just barely over 5 inches deep into you, and push at that bend but not cross it when going balls deep, giving this feeling of "bottoming out" that feels really intense.
>>11387597>it straightens out and you can take longer toysFair point, and I'm sure I can do that safely as long as I work up to it properly.. but I could've sworn that there were health concerns with doing that too often or something. Maybe I'm thinking of something else? In any case I guess it's good to know that was what I felt. I think I'm going to look for smaller toys for now though.
>>11387629Yeah the first little bend is really not anything more to me than just a bit of resistance, going past the second bend a couple inches later is asking for trouble if you havent completely cleaned yourself out, then a few inches later you reach another sphincter, which is really intense to go past, and finally another bend after that. That gets me to about 12 inches into my butt.
>>11386562>>11386568>>11386523Alright, recieved NJoy Wand. Really enjoying the sensations, not too horny today so I'll just enjoy the insertion for a bit, maybe edge with my dick, to build it up. Anyway, no more cumming before it leaks out from anal. Anyone has a preferred position for it? Face up, down?
I got a small slepnir from BD and holy shit, that thing made me pop like a rolling pin over a mayo packet. I don't think I lasted more than a minute between putting in and making a mess. Thanks for the recommendation, /d/egenerates
>>11386781>says the most unhinged schizobabble imaginable >b-but I swear I’m not a schizo!
>your village will never be overrun by 7ft orc futas that use your ass as their personal fucksleeveWhy even live bros?
>>11387667Lying on my right side is the magic position for me.
>>11387669What firmness did you go with? I was planning on getting the same model and size in medium, I just haven't pulled the trigger yet. But there's so many good reviews in here making me real tempted to buy that horsecock right now...
>>11385184100% yesIf for no other reason than that fucking AMAZING feeling when you're done, but the machine isn't
>>11387667DependsFace down is the hottest, on my side, torso gently twisted to be on my back is so fucking good though
>>11387733I went with medium firmness on the small size but I may recommend going with soft for a larger size. Its already very intense as is with the flared head and curved shaft.
Is the lovense edge 2 any good? I only have a dildo but I think I've bit off more than I can chew with it. Not sure whether to grab a plug or a prostate massager.
>>11386594Unfortunately not available any more, but you can still do the same by dropping $150 (jesus fuck overpriced) on the hismith page for the app controller + 4-to-5-pin conversion bundle
>>11387758Makes sense.There happened to be a small, medium firmness one in back stock (in the pretty "signature" color scheme no less), so I took that as a sign :)Looking forward to it arriving...
Is real dick really better than silicone? I'm tempted to try it but need something to push me over the edge.
>>11386092HahaNoIt takes quite a while to become a size queen and what size queen looks like will be different for every person based on their stature. You can safely take some pretty big stuff with a year of consistent training, but it takes several years to get to the point that you're taking stuff that's near your physical limits like the overall width of your pelvis or the length of your torso. Going from zero prior experience you could get to the point you could take an above average penis or equivalent sized toy during fairly vigorous sex without injury if you did everything perfectly. To get to the point you could do something like take a moderately sized fist to the wrist would take about 6-9 months if not a year. Taking an xl flared chance to the balls takes 2-5 years. >>11387174You would have to really, really try to develop megacolon from extreme anal. It's theoretically not impossible but your ass would have to be insanely stuffed basically all the time for it to occur. Even doing hardcore siswet tier anal several times a week wouldn't be likely for it to develop, and if anything doing regular enemas like you would be doing would prevent the conditions that cause it. Unless you're eating like Elvis Presley and also doing a bunch of opiates at the same time and just packing your guts with rock hard shit that hangs around for a week, for decades, it's a non issue. I have put some hilariously big things in my ass and I have no problem using the restroom and very much do not have a megacolon even if it can temporarily stretch to those kinds of proportions. I'm firmly in the "have to have custom toys made to keep stretching" category and my butt is fine. Honestly if I'm not very warmed up I could hurt someone fisting me if I'm not careful. Most of the problems people get from doing anal come from abusing their body well past its limits, not using enough lube, and not getting enough rest inbetween sessions.
>>11388023As a sex object, no. Silicone is vastly superior. As a way to feel a connection with another person sexually and emotionally, it's infinitely better. Don't do it if you're going to freak out afterwards and kill yourself over it which happens a lot more often than anybody cares to admit. If you're careless the risk of disease is extreme so that's another thing to consider.
>>11387733>>11387758Medium is the way to go in any size for anal. I have a large sleipnir as my warmup toy and my go-to for when I'm being pegged as hard and fast and long as someone can go, it's great. Gets me off very hard very consistently.
>>11386650A bit of weed or a couple drinks is the only drugs anyone should be doing at all, but especially if they're going to be getting buttfucked or fucking their own butt. Poppers are degen shit. Have a bottle of wine and take a hot bath or shower if you're trying to relax enough to take something bigger, if that's not enough to do it then you're just not ready yet.
>>11386103>he thinks a hismith is expensiveI'm seriously considering starting a fansly so I can write off a fuckyeah! 500 on my taxes. It's more expensive than the first truck I bought as a teenager. I've spent more at the bar than a hismith costs, the custom dildo I'm having made is going to end up being a little more than a grand.
>>11388037>3.2 inch diameter toy for warmupdamn son
>>11388076My inflatable plug gets up to 8" but I've yet to take anything that large solid and doubt I ever will. I plan on stopping at 6.5" and the custom I'm having made is going to be 16" long and have a 5.5" knot. That's to train for taking the largest solatok eventually. If centaurs were real, and trans, I would make one my wife.
How can I maximize anal rewiring this locktober?
>>11388084>16" x 5.5"Calm down Mr HandsIn all seriousness though I'm impressed, and a bit intimidated - how's your ass holding up? Isn't taking monster dicks like that the thing that fucks up your organs over time?
>>11388030So 7 to 10 inches are fine?
>>11388042no one asked for your opinion on drugs, anon was asking about safety so I gave them information. Also you sound like a 45 year old woman, stfu.
>>11387744OhOh I see, yeah that sounds excellent. Lol can I borrow someone's machine
>>11388204hey bro ur making things personal on an anonymous image board
>>11388050$500+ for a motor and piston is stupidly overpriced. Even the spring adapter is $45 MSRP. That is probably how much it costs to manufacture and ship 1,000 springs. Don't bring up the cost of R&D, it's just a spring.
>>11388237Make Things Personal Again
>>11384931>Still keeping the faggotry bj guide
>>11385084Brace against all but also use more lube and warm up more so your ass takes it with less resistance
>>113851841000% yesThe video synced patterns make me cum my brains out over and over
>>11385289Xlube best lube
>>11385525>Midwest cityLemme guess, you're somewhere east of the middle of the USFuckin amerifag retards cant map
>>11385561You're not gonna die, but you are gonna become a living cocksleeveAnd I'll gladly take your place if you bitch out
>>11385870Milwaukee is in the east bro
>>11386216If it's unusable after a lighter test, it wasn't silicone and then def should be considered unusable
>>11386676Where your proof to spine lesions You don't have one
>>11386794Which patterns you enjoy>>11387095
>>11387095Sorry didn't realize it was on auto post, get the hilt 75
>>11388042Okay but poppers with that weed or alcohol is ten times better
>>11388114Find a BBC top to train your ass while you're tied up
So my eyes are apparently bigger than my overly ambitious butt could handle. I decided to buy a mini egg plug (1.85") and a small egg plug (2.5") from bad-dragon. The mini is no problem. The small is not small at all, there is no way im gonna manage it yet. Wondering if I should get some in-between plugs from somewhere like squarepeg? or maybe a bigger tentacle style to stretch gradually that way?
>>11388308Get a tapered dildo.Really.It's one of the best sex toys investments you can ask for, if you want to get into bigger insertions. Get something bigger than you think you'll need if you only want it for use as a taper.Personally, I have a Medium Ridley from Bad Dragon I use for this, the head itself is a good taper, and then the knot is a good tool to warm up, but you could absolutely do better for a dedicated toy. I just wound up with this one after buying toys pretty blindly. Anything that's a dolphin or whale cock should work well for it, I know there's some dedicated toys some places have.Also, worth noting, because you're using them, Bad Dragon's size scale is a bit inconsistent between models, and anywhere else, ESPECIALLY anything horse shaped. Any of their horse cocks are essentially one size larger than their stated size, which is why things like the mini seraphina exist, but there is not a mini for others. A "small" bad dragon is probably a medium from anywhere else, and a "small" bad dragon horsecock is probably a Large from anywhere else.
>>11388171My ass is doing fine, I just take regular breaks and always warm up with smaller toys and use a metric fuckton of lube. I'm also not a small person. You can't fit the same thing in a twink that you can fit in a bear. Only real difference I've noticed is I fart less often but when I do it's a huge brap and it sounds different than it did when I was younger before I started plundering my booty. I can't take that kind of girth at that depth yet though. More like 4.5" of diameter once you're talking deeper than a foot.
>>11388194I wouldn't really consider that size queen territory unless you're a very small person. Depth takes a while to get good at, just go slow and use something with a tapered head and don't force anything. >>11388204Hey man, do whatever you want it's your body and your life. Just do it knowing that you're doing degen shit that can fuck you up if you're doing poppers. Up to and including semi permanent if not permanent blindness and dying of a massive heart attack, especially if you're mixing them with other substances. I don't care if you go get gaped by truckers rawdogging your bussy while sniffing poppers and rolling the pilo as long as you know it's going to kill you. >>11388238The FY500 is a lot more than just a motor and piston, but yes, you can ad-hoc a fucking machine for way cheaper than you can buy one. >>11388295See the above comment. Do whatever you want as long as you know it's dangerous. That should mean more coming from someone that can fit a small cantaloupe in their ass.>>11388308It's inadvisable to try to size up more than a half inch of diameter at a time, if not a quarter inch until you're very well trained. Get something that splits the difference in thickness and use that for a while.
>>11388316This is all awesome to hear! Found phreak club had a traffic cone model, Im thinking a small would more than do but if you are saying get more than needed. A medium probably wouldnt go a stray even if i never use the whole thing? The only real question is should i stick with medium or go for firm?>>11388326>half inch of diameter at a time and of course square pegs lineup doesn't match nicely. what do you think should i try and go for, the "L" (2.04") or the "L/Xl" (2.32")?
>>11388322Out of curiosity, how long of breaks do you take between particularly large toys/sessions? I doubt I'll reach your level of knotting, but I have been kind of shying away from going up in sizes out of fear of hurting myself or causing lasting damage over time. I figure you know what you're doing with this if you're staying healthy despite being able to stick a stallion in your back pocket.
>>11388359>. A medium probably wouldnt go a stray even if i never use the whole thing?Yeah, probably The only things there are A: if it's more expensive (and you care), B: if you are interested in the dildo as a standalone, and C: if it's big enough that your storage or movement of it gets awkwardA pure taper being larger than you need or expect to need is good, 'cuz it gives you room to grow, and replacing a taper is more like replacing a tool, where you suddenly have a redundant thing you'll not use again.
So me and the girl bought some toys.We already had a vibrating toy and a feeldoe, but we bought anal plugs (three different sizes), a good dildo with suction cup, nipple clamps, etc.I had never tried anal plugs, despite years of anal fun.I tried and put the mid sized plug in me and went on with my normal life at home. The pressure buildup on my prostate was quite interesting, and the slight movements with me walking about and doing chores more so. No hard on a single time.After some 2h of it, I though it was best to remove it. As it popped out, a gushed out a ton of precum and had a nice HFO. No cum. Got immediately hard after I recovered and proceeded to empty myself right after.Goddamn, I never thought anal plugs would be so delicious.
Do you guys practice regularly or do you go through phases?Blogpost, don't readI'm frustrated because I let myself buy a nicer toy, the first one in a while, and now I'm not in the mood. I had been plumbing for almost an entire week. I was stretching up to some of my bigger toys and really enjoying myself. During my usual window shopping I found a great looking pour of the toy I've been eyeing for almost a year now. I shot my gun, became $160 poorer, and waited for his arrival. Unfortunately, the delivery ended up delayed and by the time it got here I was already in a tightness break.Now I'm sitting here with four mammalian silicone knickknacks instead of three, and I already didn't use the other three "enough" in the first place. Now I feel pressured to force some sessions so I can work back up to the new toy's size. What ends up happening is I get nothing out of the session and wrap up quickly. I compromise with myself to keep a plug in while I beat off to an h-game instead and then just don't get going again.I benefit from having a tighter hole for the rare time I let another human in there. I really feel like I have a lot of money just sitting in the closet, though.
>>11388359Find something that's 2.25-2.3" in diameter instead would be my recommendation. >>11388363If it's a particularly extreme session I'll take 5-7 days off from anal at minimum, potentially up to 10-14 days worst case scenario. That would be like trying to take a knot I haven't taken before, managing to take it, sitting on it for 15 minutes and cumming, then pushing it out and putting it back in a couple times after that. If my ass feels like a smoking crater I'm tapping out for a week at least. If it's just regular anal, even with big but not insane toys, I'll take a day or two off between sessions. But something like my large sleipnir I could and have taken with gusto every day for two weeks straight if not multiple times a day. Using a ton of high quality lube and warming up with smaller toys is key to preventing injury. You can pretty rough with your ass and be alright if you do that. As for size, for people of a slight stature 3.5" of diameter is starting to get into size queen territory and likely pushing their limits. Normal people can handle about 4" of diameter, big people can handle 4.5", and really friggin big people can handle 5". I fall into the latter category and 5" was when I started to realize I was really pushing my limits. My new toy is going to have a 5.5" knot, I'll likely have a larger version made in a year or two that's got a 6" knot, then I'll work on knotting the largest solatok. After that I might just stop there but if I do keep going I'll stop at 6.5" because by that point I'll be forcing my hip bones apart to get it to fit and I don't want to fuck up my back.
>>11388488I do it in phases. Sometimes I'll go six months without breaking out the toys, sometimes I'll fuck myself silly almost every day for months on end or as often as I can handle if I'm really breaking my ass in like a new baseball glove. For what it's worth you can stay more than tight enough to get someone off even using some pretty big toys regularly. It might require a bit more conscious effort on your part to tighten up around them while they're fucking you, but in my opinion that just makes it more fun. Unless you just got done riding a lifesize horsecock for an hour you should be able to be tight enough to make someone cum. Personally I warm up with something larger than whoever is about to fuck me specifically so that they can't hurt me even if they get rough and I've never had any complaints or issues milking them dry.
>>11388493>As for size, for people of a slight stature 3.5" of diameter is starting to get into size queen territory and likely pushing their limits.Explains why my 5'6" self can't seem to push to 3" pipes. Even 2.5" gets me feeling pretty holy moly. Anything bigger than that gives me an anxiety response.>I'll stop at 6.5"Babe, that's basically my thigh.>>11388494>Personally I warm up with something larger than whoever is about to fuck me specifically so that they can't hurt me even if they get rough and I've never had any complaints or issues milking them dry.Maybe I should do this. The few times I've been with someone I always just warmed up with fingers. Not smart, I know. I really like feeling them stretch me out though. I also haven't pulled anyone with serious meat, so I haven't faced a challenge. Not sure where to look.
>>11388496I'm every bit of 6'6 and built like a brick shithouse, that's why I can use stuff that big. For a little twink/femboy like you 3" is huge and 3.5" would be about as big as you could handle without a looooot of training. I've been fucking my butt for more than 15 years. You're doing fine. As for the warming up, there is something to be said for feeling somebody open you and make room but you really have to trust them to not be an asshole otherwise you'll get hurt. That's why I prefer warming up with something bigger before I get started. If I want to get topped I find a mtf escort with a fuckin telephone poll and just pay the toll. I'd marry a couple of them if they were slightly more sane and would stop escorting, I hate taking prep it makes me feel like shit for days afterwards.
>>11388499>I'm every bit of 6'6 and built like a brick shithouseHelloThere's a funny dynamic here because of the size difference. My good golly sizes are like your daily skate.
>>11388030>Even doing hardcore siswet tier anal several times a week wouldn't be likely for it to develop, and if anything doing regular enemas like you would be doing would prevent the conditions that cause itI get that, but eventually you're gonna have to retire your wrinkled old asshole and I wonder if 30+ years of getting stuffed like a turkey with absurdly large chunks of silicone is going to cause issues later in life. Will the colon return to a normal size, or will it be like loose skin on a ex-fatass? Even somewhere in between I'd imagine could cause an increased risk. I'm mostly wondering because I typically don't just fuck myself and go on with my day - if I'm gonna put that much effort into cleaning out, then I'm damned well going to make a night of it, so I'll leave large toys in for several hours at a time at least twice a week and through multiple orgasms. If I had more guaranteed privacy, I'd like to just relax and see how long I can sleep with a Razor XL stuffed up there. Which isn't THAT big, granted, but it's not like I've got any intention of stopping there either. I'm already looking for my next toy since I can bottom out that and the Leo 2XL Long comfortably with very minimal warmup.Never had any problems with incontinence or bowel obstructions myself either, but I know this isn't going to last forever and things you do to your body in the past have a way of coming back to haunt you in the future.Guess whatever the risk may or may not be doesn't really matter. Too addicted to this shit to stop. Excuse the pun, but I'm in too deep now.
>>11386298well, i used this cheap toy from amazon twice, and then i noticed it had an absolutely foul smell, i cleaned it using every technique i could ever think of and it still had this rancid, rotting smell to it. my friend told me i probably fucked it up by using coconut oil and now its porous. i did the lighter thing and it basically didnt affect the toy. in the end i was convinced that it is too dangerous to use and i threw it away. sad face. i ahvent stopped thinking about it since and how badly i want to buy another one. putting something up my ass two whopping times changed a few things in my brain, its fascinating actually. i am extremely excited to get another one, for the time being i really cant afford anything which is very sad
>>11388566i would experiement with an aneros style toy probably right now without vibration so i can try to learn how to actually get the p orgasm to work but im afriad ill get really annoyed that i cant sit down on it because of the weird tines on the sides. now im trying to convince myself to go in heavy and buy something expensive and super nice to wash away the pain of losing that thing.
>>11388528Most people don't have issues with their ass because of anal unless they're either not using enough lube, not taking frequent enough breaks to let everything recuperate, they're consistently pushing way past their limits and ignoring pain and injury, or they're literally getting violently raped and assaulted regularly without any warmup. You're more likely to have problems with your butt because of a terrible diet and not getting enough exercise. And, honestly, assuming you stay in good health there's no reason why you can't do assplay well into your 60's or 70's and at that point sex in general is going to become a struggle. Eating nothing but beef and black coffee for a lifetime like most people do will do more damage. >>11388511>HelloDon't tempt me. Finding mtf tops that both actually enjoy topping and are cute and have an absolute unit of a gock is wildly difficult. Trans women are women and I know this because both of them don't actually enjoy topping and only do it to make me happy, which is cool and all, but takes me right out of it. >>11388566Don't buy cheap sex toys. It's not worth it. Silicone only, preferably platinum cure medical grade silicone, and it had better pass a lighter test and be thoroughly cleaned before it goes inside you. It's really not THAT expensive to get a quality toy that will last for years and years.
>>11388580How would you even know that "most people don't have issues, unless xyz"? Obviously I'm not advocating against anal, but please tone it down on the unjustified certainty (even if what you are saying is seemingly reasonable). Afaik there is evidence suggesting that common fears like becoming permanently incontinent after a couple of years of anal are irrational, but not much beyond that.
>>11388619Go talk to a proctologist about buttsex if you're worried about it, there's quite a few nowadays that discuss it. If you follow some pretty basic rules it's safe. If you don't follow those rules, it isn't, and will cause issues. I've been doing butt stuff for a long time and have talked to actual doctors about it, for the vast majority of people doing anal they really don't have anything to worry about. If you start getting into the extreme end like I do there's more to it but even still you can mitigate and eliminate the majority of the risk.
>be me>randomly stop jerking off>been about a week>feel like playing with my butt>put on careless whisper and let the music algorithm do its thing>cleaning out wasn't horrible, I eat like shit but also try to get fiber when I remember>Play with fingers and normal dildo for about an hour>Boy it's been a while>Fall asleep massaging hole all lined up>wake up and clean up>decide to blogfag about it>think I might do more tomorrow>I missed this feeling
>>11388635I'm not worried about it; I just don't like when people make assumptions, however reasonable, and present them as facts to soothe themselves and others. Not trying to be a downer here, but I think giving in to this false sense of security ultimately exposes you to more risk. Better to just accept that you can never be 100% safe.
>>11388308I made the exact same mistake buying the small egg plug. That was when I first realized bad dragon sizes mean absolutely nothing and to always check the sizing dimensions lol
>buttplug harness expected to arrive tomorrow>hahayes.jpg>>11388291Recommendation from another Anon some threads ago, Increase then Drop - Extreme is guaranteed to bully your ass in the best way possible. Haven't looked for too many decent patterns yet though, just because going full speed on my prostate (or letting someone else go full speed) feels heavenly.
any tips to help with a sore butthole? was a long session yesterday
>>11386794damn do you record those?
Can you really "stretch" a butthole?My gf can't really take me right now, and before starting to train for it I would like to know if it's even gonna work.
>>11388765Yes, but it takes time and concerted effort and if it's going to work she's going to have to do it herself at the beginning to get started. A month or two of using beginner toys and wearing plugs and learning how to properly clean herself out while getting used to cumming with something in her ass and she'll be able to take your dong, unless it's an absolute hawg, in which case maybe 2-3 months.
>>11388731I’ve found hot baths with epsom salt do a lot for soreness.
>>11388777It is a pretty big one, so I guess I'll have to wait. Before I read all the stuff in OP, do you have a quick recommendation on size and shape for starter toys?
>>11388488I do phases of activity. Usually, kinda depends, I'll go three, four months off where the most I'll do is MAYBE finger myself in the shower, and even then not that much, then maybe two months of activity, where I stretch myself back open, and fuck myself like three times per week, and do SOMETHING almost every day, even if it's just a plug. Those are very rough time windows, even when I'm "off" I'll sometimes get a sudden urge to do something, which might be a one off, or might put me back in the mood.Don't force yourself. If it feels good, do it. But don't just go through the motions. If anything, giving your ass periodic time off is good to heal whatever minor damage it takes, small lesions or fissures, ect.
>>11388650God, falling asleep after I cum with something in me, and the feeling in my ass when I wake up is so cozy. I wish I could fall asleep normally with a plug in, it's too distracting and keeps me up, but that feeling is so gooood.
>>11388779For just starting out, fingers are the best toy, unless you're comfortable rimming her, in which case a tongue is even better.They're small, a good firmness, and have the unique ability to kinda squirm and twist into things easily. From there, small plugs, then gauge up. Make sure you're using lots of lube for all of this, unless you're using your tongue.Only thing is, trim your nails a good day or two in advance. Freshly cut nails are sharp, you want a day of wear to blunt them a bit, and don't want to stick bigass claws up there.It can also help, while you're helping her train, make sure you're giving her some other attention, too. Part of anal training is building a strong mental connection between anal stimulation and pleasure; this is more important for women, who don't have a prostate to kinda cheat part of the way there. It can also help to have something up her vag in general, one of the things women DO get out of anal that men don't, is a part of the lining between the vagina and anus being very sensitive when pressure is applied to both sides.Just make sure she's feeling good while anything is in her ass.
>>11388580>Don't tempt me. Finding mtf tops that both actually enjoy topping and are cute and have an absolute unit of a gock is wildly difficult.I have one that likes topping, but her gock is small. Still pretty fun, and I love giving her oral, but I wish she could just demolish me.It's been fun helping her find the top in her. Very fulfilling.
>>11388711And just like that, the harness plus a bunch of other stuff showed up all at once this morning, which got me so fired up now I'm cleaning out my ass again while caged. Today was going to be R&R and housecleaning too...>>11388734If my PC wasn't outdated shit, then I definitely would be. But if you ask nicely, maybe I'll whore out for the thread later so another Anon can save it, so you can savor it~
>>11388326Weed is not dangerous, you retarded boomer
>>11385084>Fuck MachineVelcro machine to floor - provides stability. I've also used restraints, from my thighs to the machine, less effort on my side, stimulates a partner holding your hips while they fuck you.
>>11388580>Don't buy cheap sex toys. It's not worth it.can you please recommend me some choices preferably with a slight range of cost so i can compare some more items
Ughhhh Locktober has me *fiending* to get my ass filled
>>11389010Fill it yourself, or just admit you're gay and download Grindr.Even if you're hideous and fat I'm pretty sure you can find some guy desperate enough to fuck you.
>>11388830Please do, nonny
>>11389019You're an asshole. Hope you find therapy soon, anon.
Does anybody with coarse, curly hair have experience with body hair removal? I've tried shaving with men's and women's razors, depilatory cream (both veet and magic powder), epilating, and waxing, and no matter what I try I always get ingrown hairs and red bumps. I always exfoliate a day before and after, too. I want to be hairless from the neck down but I'm starting to think its not possible for me
>>11389041I use a DE safety razor with high-quality shaving soap. I also shave with the grain and just accept that I'm not gonna be baby smooth every time I shave. YMMV
I love this general because of how wildly different everyone is. It really goes to show how much our bodies vary and how everyone's experience is so much different. It's funny to me that you have some monstrous bear slipping wine bottles up their ass discussing technique with a tiny conventional bottom that says big (intermediate size) toys hurt too much. Then you have cagers, beginners, plug-wearers, and whatever else mixed in too.
>>11389031I'll have to run out and grab a few things to pretty up, then get everything set. If things go well then link will be posted between 10-10:30pmET. Just imagine that I'm heading out while caged and plugged with a GK 85 to find some better slutwear, to tide you over for a bit.
>>11389064YeahIt really is fun figuring it out. I spent a while trying to size queen big dildos, tried a smaller glass one on a whim, and was hooked forever. Nothing I've ever tried before has worked that well, and now I'm totally addicted.Nobody else I know or have talked to has had as strong a reaction.
Delayed. Xtoys link will be up closer to 11ET, if not shortly after. Apologies, /d/egens.
>>11388528>>11388580>>11388635>>11388619Different anon here, early 30s. I worry about the consequences of anal play from time to time, but I just can't help myself when I get in the mood for it. I still consider myself straight and want to start a family some day, but I am scared of being found out, especially by my own family. It's hard (for me) to find neutral, reliable information about the effects. I'll read up about cancer or other physical issues, but all the data gets tossed together with it being caused by venereal diseases, or being juxtaposed against doctors simply saying it's bad without providing an allowance or precautions for it like regular masturbation. If I lean forward in the mirror and spread my ass normally you can't immediately tell, but if I spread a bit more I can gape just a little bit. Still not sure if that's "normal" and happens even if you've done little to no anal. I don't do regular kegels like I probably should.I finally overcame a hurdle yesterday and ordered some toys; ordinarily I've been exceedingly paranoid and made my own by casting silicone in 3D printed molds. My most recent is a 2 inch egg plug in shore 10A firmness. I want to stop at around 2 inches girth, so I got a M/M BD Vector and M/M Nothosaur Abyss II. I had to open a specialty PO box at a shipping store, open a hidden nested account at my bank, and run it through a privacy card provider because I've had difficulty reinforcing personal boundaries. When I do anal I have to wash everything off immediately after, and stow it in a ceiling space that I hope doesn't get disturbed. I often question my enjoyment of it due to how paranoid I have to operate. I can't just relax, so it's like a compulsion that I do once in a while. I made some progress last night though. I didn't have a full on orgasm, but I got my prostate going to the point that thick clear ropes came out as I massaged it. I found the trick was to push out at the same time I prodded with my fingers.
>>11389227I can say.Your ass passes a shit probably once per day. It already does this every single day, and will do this every single day for as long as you live, regardless of anal. The ass isn't THAT fragile. As long as you take things reasonably slow, don't just ram things up there with no prep or lube, and don't put anything girthier than you can reach a finger and a thumb around, you will be fine.Don't force yourself if it hurts. If something hurts, give yourself a few days to heal, just in case.A little common sense, and understanding and respecting what your body is telling you will go a long way, but it really isn't that complicated. Also you should do kegels regardless. They're good for you. You don't have to do a lot, just some. Easy way, every time you pee, cut the stream off halfway through. That easy.
>>11389227I heard of people being paranoid but holy. Is it like a cultural thing? Cause the way you describe it sounds like you're facing prison if found out. Makes me appreciate the fact that I'm at peace with what I'm doing, not worrying about whether this and that makes me gay or whatnot. Sure, there is "external" shame that I would feel if people around me were to find out, but thankfully none of this internal crap or feelings of guilt.
>>11389078My first toy was a great american challenge by doc johnson. I came so hard the first time I managed to get the head in that I nearly passed out. Granted I'm a bigger person or else it wouldn't have fit at all, but same here with the loving big toys. Although the intermediate sized stuff definitely has its place too, and I can get off plenty hard from even average sized cocks.I pop into this general from time to time to fap and give advice. It's always a matter of time until some butthurt bitch acting like a faggot (southpark definition) pisses me off bad enough I leave tho.>>11388956I like mr hankeys pretty good and they come in a range of sizes from the mild to the firmly insane.
>>11389227You're not going to have problems with your ass if you're using stuff that's 2" in diameter, you've probably taken a bigger shit than that before. You really have to bully the fuck out of your guts before you start having problems. Now, if you're doing anal regularly your anus will start to look different over time and that effect is more pronounced the larger the toys that you use, but nobody is going to be able to tell unless they can see your asshole so it really doesn't matter all that much. It has no effect on function or continence. Unless you have family that would disown or kill you over butt stuff or you live in a country where it's illegal you really don't have to be this paranoid. It's 2025, ass play isn't taboo unless you're in a shithole country or have retarded family. It's also not gay unless you're getting fucked by a dude there's plenty of straight cis guys that enjoy getting pegged.
Way later than intended, Hismith and a dream.xtoys.app/session/B7LN4B35Making a game out of this to punish myself for taking so long. Don't fight over control.
Anyone have reccs for a small dildo? I know this thread is generally full of size queens or people who aspire to be size queens but I'm looking for something small enough to slip in easily without needing a lot of warmup. I'm kinda tight down there and even a standard sized Blush Neo Elite is a bit of a stretch.Willing to spend a bit more for nice material or texture, I like how the Solina line of dildos feels but they're mostly all on the larger side.
>>11388650>Day 2>was slightly more careful with my food selection today (I had chicken and rice instead of 12 oreos for lunch)>cleaning out was a cakewalk. perfectly clean after 10 min>cycled through my 4 smallest toys while reading image related and browsing boorus>highlight of the day was using my tentacle like toy and my plug to open myself up more>realize there is a huge gap in my toy collection that I never noticed until I after taking a break>stopped for the day cause my butt was feeling a bit sore, I think its the bullshit lube I have>don't feel like dealing with the mess of J/K-lube if I'm gonna be doing this more often, guess I need to buy some new stuff>watching >>11389266 while I type this>not my type, but I appreciate the enthusiasm, could use better lighting 8/10>dinner is pork curry on rice>5/10 sessionSauce: [Marotix] The Boss Likes Sexual Harassment [English]
>>11389240I don't know about a finger and thumb at this point, and when I was younger I probably wasn't as careful. I also didn't do it as often. When I started playing more often in my mid to late 20s I tried getting KY Jelly and it didn't last worth a damn. So I have a supply of K-Lube that works great, and I mix it up in a condiment bottle with a nozzle. Kind of messy though and it's super stringy, but the bottle top severs the strings when I twist it closed. As for how I look internally, I know doctors are supposed to be neutral but I live in a NW part of the US that isn't washington and the idea still makes me nervous. When I was younger I wanted to learn to fly or maybe drive a truck, and both of those require medical exams. Also my mom won't stay out of my business since I've never said anything in the past, and when I tell her "no" about something like medical records she's one of those people who won't leave the situation the fuck alone because it's "suspicious.">>11389246I still live "at home" and can't help myself. I also couldn't afford a home if I tried in my area. Believe it or not my parents are literal boomers, but divorced. We agree on a number of things but this would definitely not be one of them. I don't think I would be disowned, but it would make life incredibly awkward. She's also somewhat nosy and also has some sort of issues... for example over time, all the bedroom doors have for some reason been replaced with screened or slatted doors except for hers. She also "lurks" and startles me, or barges the fuck in. My being paranoid is learned behavior.
Thank you for playing/watching Anons, know I'm not the most aesthetic person to look at but I needed that so damn bad~. The Kitsune's Knot just smashes my ass so well, felt like someone flicked the "cum every 30 seconds" switch.
>>11389293 (continued)>>11389264Yeah, before I hit my 30s I used some different objects before I read up on doing "Clone-a-Willy". So I got quickset alginate and some Smooth-On products, and cast a copy of my own member making a mold in a plastic bottle. It was an interesting experience, and surprisingly filling (typical size, 5" by 1.5"). I didn't have any issues but my ass/sphincter felt kind of like a sock after you take it off that evening. Not loose, but used. I didn't hate it. After that I cast another toy that was I think 12 inches long, the shape being made with a new plastic plunger handle with a blower nozzle that gave it a long taper like a depth trainer. I wrapped them in saran wrap to keep the mold clean and cast it in skinny bottles I cut down in quick-set alginate again, and even designed a tapered buttplug neck with flared base for the mold. I cast this one in Ecoflex 00-30 and the width came out to maybe 1.75" or more, I can't remember. I started slow when I started using it and was ultimately able to take it to the base. I eventually got paranoid though and both of these toys got purged, ultimately getting cut up and scattered into the woods.After awhile I wanted to do it again and had a 3D printer at that point, so I found a maker named Coil_B2 on Cults3d who made standard and modular mold systems. They had a great mix and match set(s) that I downloaded with knots, ridges, shafts and tips. The shafts varied from 1.77" to 1.85" with 2" knots unless you changed the dimensions of the print. I was unsure of knots so my first and longest toy wound up being 1.85" wide, 9" insertable with a pointed dragon tip cast in Ecoflex 00-30. It's very soft because I was being careful, and it's very difficult to get in when it's slick with K-Lube. I've later cast a 7" alginate copy of the longest in Dragonskin 10A, using the same batch of silicone to create a crude BD Austin copy (1.9" knot) and a 2.1" (girth) egg plug that I have inserted after warmup.
>>11389293You're really leaning into the cliche here, huh. Your situation might actually be tricky for all I know, so I'll try to withhold judgement as much as possible. But at over 30 you should at least be able to set some boundaries with you parents. Also this medical stuff sounds like mad excuses. As if your colon advertises "dick was here". Likely nothing's even out of the ordinary. If it is, it's likely not medically relevant. If it actually is, the doctor likely won't care nor ask if you smashed your butt regularly in the past. If against all odds that actually happens, there's still a thing called confidentiality. Give yourself a push and in a couple of years you can buttfuck in peace.
>>11388765>>11388779No some people are just born with the ability to get fisted...Are you retarded
>>11389293I can understand you a little.I'm married with a super-vanilla wife, but I'm a /d/egenerate. Every time I have to travel because of my work, if I'm away more than 4 days, I buy some dildo to fuck myself silly (usually a cheaper one that I condom to) just to throw away.At home I can only finger myself in the shower, but even then, I'm almost on denial, but without the sexy part.
I get mad when I see some homo using the same size dildos or even smaller than the last time. How fucking casual. Stretch that hole nigga
>>11389442anal sex is like drawingif you didnt come out being able to put the horse up your ass, you will forever be a perma/beg/
Is it normal to ejaculate without orgasm immediately after sticking the dildo in? I can just massage my prostate and cum leaks out, but I don't feel an orgasm. I don't masturbate very often at all, and I use toys even less.
>>11389517Yes, if you press on the prostate and seminal vesicles it can force some out
I once managed to feel so good, and I let that feeling grow and grow until I (thought) I had cummed, but it was piss. Is that an anal orgasm? Because it was an unique pleasure, not like the common pleasure of taking a piss after holding on for long.
>>11389512It legitimately takes years to be able to hilt lifesize horsecocks even if you're a big person which makes it a lot easier. Same way even great artists start off drawing stick figures.
>>11389530I wonder if multitasking learning art and opening up your ass at once is a good idea
>>11385776>In a year my living arrangments are chaning and I'll be with a roommateif you live with someone who you dont want to know you do buttstuff you should just refrain from anything motorized.
There's nothing better than squeezing in another session 2-3 hours after the first. I often end sessions sometime early evening, do something else for a while, and then go for like another 45 minutes or so before bed. The awesome thing is you can just immediately go for it, everything is still clean, usually there's still plenty of lube in there, you're still stretched, and crucially, the prostate is still super sensitive. Even if you're experienced and only need a few minutes to wake everything up down there, this is uniquely different, because it's literally bliss from the first stroke and without all the prep that comes before. Can recommend.
>>11389517Yeah it's called getting milked >>11389486Come make me nigga
>>11389547Or you can just play loud music while you're doing it so they can't hear it, or you can just be an adult and tell them what you're up to and that they might want to leave for a while or put on some headphones. Getting pounded out by a fucking machine with huge dildos isn't illegal. Fuck it, give them a hundred bucks and tell them to go the bar down the street for a couple hours. I had to hide what I was up to for years when I was a teenager, anymore I just tell people and if they freak out I don't want them in my life to begin with.
>>11389517It happened to me the first time I gave myself an enema, but never again, unfortunately. I'm so pissed I can't do it reliably, it was so fucking hot.
I've got a non-electronic Aneros in my ass right now, is it okay to use it while taking a bath? I'm just thinking of ways to get maximum relaxation, and my room is rather cold.
>>11389680Why don't you try some critical thinking here. What kind of problem could you possibly envision if you did that.
>>11389680YesAt worst a bt of water or something will get in your ass.Well, a little more than normal, when you take a bath. Since, the anus isn't watertight to begin with, and water gets in there anyways. Just, don't bathe in Flint Michigan, industrial/fracking/heavy metal runoff water, with your aneros in, because you will filter less of the toxins already killing you because you're bathing in poison, and have a slightly worse time. You shouldn't bathe in this anyways, but double don't with an aneros in
>>11389685I guess water washing the lube away, besides that not much else>>11389687I don't live in a third world country like America
Aand there it is. Without fail this general always turns into bitching and shitposting. You should literally all go fuck yourselves, you would be happier afterwards.
>>11389694>Without fail this general always turns into bitching and shitpostingSelf-fulfilling prophecy
>>11389680>>11389688Well I got really close that time. I was definitely feeling it but still couldn't quite push myself over the edge and had to finish myself off.
>>11389694>he says, while bitching and shitposting
Shopping while horny again. Current largest toy is a TT Pegasus 105. Looking for something smaller than that that I can ride but with an interesting shape. Any reviews for All Night Toys?
>>11389526Still not sure on that one myself. Best orgasm I ever had was... shit, about 10 years ago. Had multiple full-body orgasms that just didn't feel like they were ever going to stop. The kind of world-spinning body-bucking orgasms you usually only hear about in stories. As soon as one ended, I could feel the next one as glow in my abdomen that grows and washes over you in waves. I could feel my prostate rhythmically pump, almost like a heartbeat as it shrank, then swell up again several times. Released a ton of fluid, which I thought was piss. It had the consistency of piss, but smelling it later during cleanup it smelled extremely musky. Never experienced anything like that again. I can still have multiple orgasms fairly regularly, but nowhere near as intense and I'll just drip cum until it's all out and then dry orgasm from there.
>>11389669Idk, I think it has to do with the fact that I don't masturbate every day, and when I stick the toy in, I've usually been aroused for a few minutes to an hour before deciding to do it. Your guess is as good as mine, though.
Anal turns me into a whimpering, moaning and screaming pile of mush
>>11389536It's not. I tried and the dildo up my ass was too distracting. Your art will suffer until you cum, and when you cum, you'll probably feel demotivated. Some things are much better with your undivided attention.
>>11389519Oh, it was sort of a lot of cum, and it worried me a little. I get paranoid about getting prostate issues from not jerking off as much as I used to lol
>>11389875This sounds like something a virgin would post.
>>11389879I just like getting fucked
>>11389688Rent free
>>11389662This is such empty advice. The type of idealistic, textbook advice you are eager to give out but would never follow yourself. People ARE gonna judge you for it, they just can't help themselves. Most are never gonna be as involved in the subject and it WILL seem weird to them. Ironically, you can't even fault them for it, and their reaction doesn't automatically make them a bad person. The idea of categorically removing people from your life based on their reaction to this particular thing could only be entertained by someone whose social life is purely theoretical.Best course of action is to just keep it to yourself and don't even give people the opportunity to fall victim to their own prejudice.
Why is everyone here so ... butthurt?
Anyone who has made an OSSM how much did it cost you? I'm thinking about buying the parts online and it's coming to about 500USD, I'll probably only use it with a short stroke for a while, so is a Hismtih 3 more worth it for that price. I'm just curious if 3d printing it myself would be about the same. It does seem like it would be more quiet though.
I think i got past my bend todayi was fucking myself like usual while poking my "wall", when i suddenly felt the dildo twist a little and go a bit deeper ini had to finagle it in by relaxing my whole body and slowly pushing it in, but i managed to make it go past it it with a small pop that less hurt and was more just really nervous, if that makes sensefelt fucking hot, but i should probably get something with a softer core to do this more reliably
Goddamnit I can’t live without anal anymore. I feel so unfulfilled. How big of a degenerate would I be for leaving a relationship because of this?
>>11390075I don't know the inner workings of your relationship but if you know its wrong you might be right. Maybe you should talk to her about how you feel first. Just don't to anything rash. Also hookups aren't very good in general, using a toy is alot safer and less nerve wracking
What porn do you look at to get horny?
>>11390075A huge one, is the relationship otherwise good? If so then you'd be a fucking mongoloid to leave just because you like having stuff in the ass, get her involved if you're sexually unfulfilled
>>11388285The region was called the West or Middle West by people in the 13 Colonies, which would of course have been before the Mississippi river became the approximate middle of the US. It was originally incorporated into the US as the Northwest Territory.
>>11390088>>11390123Ideally I would like stuff in both of our asses. She however isn’t appealed by either. Apart from this the relationship is ok.
>>11390149Women are incapable of love
>>11389292Day 3Cleaning out took 5 minutes. I decided to mix some k lube. Put it in a little pump bottle. Spent about 15 minutes warming up to my tapered dildo again. Things were much smoother and I was popping my main stretching toy in and out in no time flat. Soon I was fitting 4 fingers in in no time flat. Now it was time to go to my favorite. It's this cheap long dildo that def contains some ass cancer. But God damn is the shape just right for me. Plus the length and firmness make it easy to suction cup anywhere and ride comfortably. I'd like to 1:1 clone it in silicone. Feeling it slide in and out is incredible. Ended up cumming twice before I had to lay down and just squirm in the afterglow. Ended up falling and staying asleep which is why I'm posting in the AM.I'm hard just remembering it.Also, my big titty ex who was fine with buttstuff recently broke no-contact. Our relationship was not healthy on part of her BPD and my being an asshole. But God the sex was good.
fasting for a couple days can be tough, but it's super nice for doing buttstuff, you're just clean by default and don't need to worry about any feces, just lube up and go, or leave lube in from last session and go at italso has the benefit of making it easier to see dildos poking through your body and sliding around inside of you, very hot
>>11390195Yeah but then you don't have any energy to actually do buttstuff with. You don't need to fast longer than your digestive cycle. And even then you should still be eating something to keep your digestive system moving. High fiber, low carb, low red meat is the way to go for true buttsluts.
>>11386650You gotta drink it to fail at keeping your blood oxygenated
>>11388238But have you considered it costs money and they need to turn a profit
>>11388326>imagine citing that your opinion matters more just because you can take a cantaloupe
>>11388499>been fucking my ass for 15 yearsHow analgasm then
>>11388566Congrats you have ass cancer now
>>11388580>implying women never enjoy toppingWhy you bein sexist bro
>>11388711How do you go full speed, it's so fast
>>11386794What's the secret to getting to the big brain blank gasmI want that
>>11389687>if the anus isn't watertightMost of us don't wear adult diapers because we destroyed the ring
>>11389694Literally self fulfilled
>>11389761Get the mordax
>>11389980Hismith better unless you want a constant tinkering project
>>11390139So what? That was back in slave days, times have changed
when I play around with my ass a lot my dick just checks out. and it becomes extremely difficult to get hard again.is that good or bad?
I don't think I injured myself but I went too hard on everything below my waist yesterday.>gooned for like 2h+ high on an edible>after it wore off a bit I started using my njoy for a few hours trying to cum hands free>broke out the big wolfcock dildo after that and went to town, switched back to the njoy occasionally for a bit>eventually gave in and started stroking my cock, had a small orgasm and leaked a ton>switched back to the njoy and spurted, didn't feel that good >shoved the wolfcock back in and forced myself to have a third orgasm within 5 minutes because I wasn't satisfied, hurt like a bitch>hour later I'm still tingly and jerk off again, also hurt like a bitchI also did a hike earlier that day so my legs are fried alongside my cock and ass. I can't get out of bed, everything is still tingly and/or sore...
>>11390304It's temporary, discourages jerking off and it's hot, your body knows what it's meant for
>>11390307well the only issue is that without a release I keep going in a frenzy for hours and I'm pretty sure my blood pressure doesn't like it very much cause eventually I get a headache..last time I got blood shot eyes because I was going for too long and hard.pretty sure I sprained my neck too..
>>11389980Im pretty sure a hismith is better, $430 wired $500 wireless, from what I've read the noise a lubed cock plapping your butthole is louder then the machine.
>>11390306your prostate needs a break
>>11390308I don't know what the fuck your doing but sound like a Cardio problem also get a hismith and become a slave to the machine and your base desires. helpless as your speared on a ever pounding cock
>>11390314yeah I'm really hard remembering it in detail but it feels like if I did anything it would hurt to cum stillI normally get blue balls if I don't cum for just a few days but maybe with my tank this empty it'll give me more time to recover
>>11390315going into frenzied heat trying to get satisfaction is what I'm doing.cardio problem? guess it could be but I also cycle and when I go to 190bpm push it doesn't give me this kind of trouble.
>>11390304I don't have an issue getting hard during anal play. The stimulation of my cock flopping around kind of adds to the experience, and I'm considering getting a cage just to see how that changes the dynamic. My problem is that I like to finish off the night by whacking off with the biggest toy I have inside of me, and while I can get hard, actually cumming from it is very difficult. If I take the toy out or use a smaller toy, I can get off, but while it's in I think it's putting too much pressure on the vessels and just causing me to edge.Which is fine as it's own thing, but the orgasm is way more intense if I keep the toy in so I just end up hogging it for a half hour until either my arm gets tired or something moves along. Kind of a pain, really.
>>11390335I got a toy with a knot, and that thing fully popping in is bliss. actually makes something shoot out involuntarily sonim guessing a lot of pressure on the prostate thenso it could go different ways toobut when dick is just soft and irrelevant I'm not sure how to cum or maybe I should stop caring about cumming like that at all, its not like it measures up anyway
Is there any beaded dildo/dildo anal beads? Like the beads but you can ride instead? I've got some that just abosutely rape my prostate but it takes awhile for them to go in and they pull out in an instant. How can I scrath this itch
>>11390364>or maybe I should stop caring about cumming like that at allYeah, I stopped trying to "cum" like normal from anal play a long time ago. Try to focus more on just riding the sensation of your prostate and let your body lead you to where it's going to go. You'll still pop loads, but it's not like jerking off. It just kind of flows up and out on it's own.
>>11390379yeah?..
>>11390408I just know this is ass cancer shit
i can buy a cheaper off brand fro tthe njoy pure wand right? seems like it would be perfectly fine
>>11390364anon, find enlightenment. If your current sessions are pleasurable then you're doing it right.
>>11390417You can get lucky like I did and get a good offbrand one but in hindsight don't risk it with things that go inside your butt. Too much pure chinesium out there, even on amazon.
>>11390427of course they're pleasurable.I can't keep myself from my boyhole till I'm passing out that's the problem.and I can't cum without dick
>>11390297>>11390311Damn I guess a good Xtoys machine under 400 is a dream after all. I struggle way too much with my sessions to justfy that now. ll just save up until I earn my pounding. Thanks for the advice,
Does anyone know if the "Cleanstream Pump Action Enema Bottle" is easy to clean? I need a better way to flush my ass. I looked into a shower mod but I'm too paranoid about it rusting.
>>11390290Maybe I've just wired myself to like the sense of abuse. Maybe my prostate is numbed and needs to be jackhammered to feel really good. It just works.>>11390291Keep the machine going after you're done. Better described as a full body O as well, in my experience it slowly builds alongside all the other feelings until that's all you can feel, then it hits, muscles go limp and the brain goes blank from sensory overload of cumming by force repeatedly. Slumping onto the floor as all you can do is moan, drool and twitch limply rfor a couple minutes while the pleasure wears off. Find that sweet spot of speed right at what you think your limit is, then bully yourself past it or let someone else do it for you.
>>11390192Day 4Got too bold with diet. Had some TBell and it took a few good attempts to get clean.Warmed up like usual and gave my most interesting dildo a run. It has a bulbous, hook-like tip that massages my prostate perfectly from the right angle. Hard to decide if it feels better fast and reckless or slower with a soft, targeted touch. Either way I was whimpering for it.Now that I've unlocked my favorite toy again. I have to be real careful. I get too eager and want to keep riding it harder and deeper. It's addicting.I calmed myself down by lying on my stomach and just sliding it in and out real slowly, intermittently snatching it out to feel it's absence.If I'm not careful I will 100% end up in 2 week blood timeout.>>11390711It's not easy to clean at all. None of those complex hose ends are.
i was moaning shaking and teasing the rim of my hole laying face down on my bathroom floor for a solid 10 minutes after squeezing all the cum out of my prostate just a few minutes agoi couldnt have gotten up even if i wanted to i had absolutely no control of my legs everyday i weep and i weep for all the anons not blessed with a sensitive ass and ample free time who have not yet been able to cum hands free, there is truly no experience like italso, what lube would yall recommend for actual sexmy shitty bottle of "good enough" lube i got on sale when i bought my toy gets under my boyfriends foreskin (i do not know how foreskins work or why this would be a problem but he complains) and when it starts to dry really irritates him also also, is there a good "thrusting" type plug that works with lovense compatible software. playing games with buttplugs mods sounds like fun but in my inexperienced mind vibration seems less enjoyable than a toy that moves by itself
>buy Hismith>buy Hismith accessories>buy cute outfits>buy a foldable gym mat to lie/kneel on for comfy>wait for it all to arrive>set it all up>try missionary>try doggy>try all the dildos>so much stopping and starting to adjust position>so much stopping and starting to adjust height and angle>so much stopping and starting to adjust stroke length>gets to me more trouble than the big money I spent on it all>don't actually get anything out of it even close to feeling good let alone orgasmsdid I waste my money bros?
>>11390756It’s sounds like you’re retarded so that’s gonna get in the way of enjoying using things designed for adults
>>11390408I wouldn’t put a single one of those within a mile of my asshole kek
>>11390720I see. I'm not sure what to go with then desu. I see many complaints that bulb enemas are hard to clean. Bag enemas seem like they would have the same problem.
>>11390298Places usually keep the same name once they have one unless they get taken over by people who call it something else. New England was also called New England "back in slave days"
>>11390726Silicon based lube is the best for sex. It's pretty middling with toys in my experience though.>>11390766Bag enema without the fancy tip and a straw cleaner is probably the easiest solution. You can also try one of those basic bidets that lack a pressure regulator. I use one and it's pretty convenient
>>11390726I weep for anons that need external lube.feels like its too common..
It just occurred to me, the tech for face/body tracking and anime avatars that people use for vtubing, why no one uses it for porno?
>>11390911bruh.you realize Projekt Melody exists, right?
>>11390461Sounds normal to me
>>11390714Fuck i want that so bad
>>11390756>go on 4shill>see shilled content>fall for itYou deserve to be exploited.
Do you ever get deep into anal orgasm territory and just feel like a slut all over?
>>11391025YesIn fact, usually that's a prerequisite for me to cum from itI have to get that rush and compulsion to completely let go and let what's about to happen, happen. If I'm too reserved or dignified about it, it won't happen. This is also why I have a way easier time cumming with any sort of audience.
>>11390756>so much stopping and starting to adjust position>so much stopping and starting to adjust height and angle>so much stopping and starting to adjust stroke lengthThis is the same problem I had, once you find the right spot it's great but you have to hold it thereall of these are the same point in that positioning one of these by yourself kind of sucks but you get the hang of it eventuallykeep at it
>>11390720Day 5Short session. Spent most of my time prepping files to make a new dildo.Sauce: 458911
>order from BD>$40 to ship a mini toy>they ship it via fucking smartpost >gets lost almost immediately for 2 months>zero response or assistance from BD despite opening a ticket Meanwhile>order from Wandering Bard>$12 for upgraded priority shipping>updates on every step of the process>custom poured toy gets to me in like 4 days>higher quality than anything I’ve ever gotten from BDBD has become such a joke it’s unreal.
>>11390756It takes some time to learn what position and speed and toy will become truly pleasurableGive yourself some patience
>>11390773Laughs in Gulf of America
>>11391160>>11391443Just had another session with the other toys I bought, followed by another one just now, about 3 hoursI've worked out what positions to move the machine to in order to get it into an adequate doggy and side fuck position, though missionary remains an issue since it requires a lot more adjusting to get rightIt was pretty good, then I linked my Hismith up to the app and found the community patterns, specifically one called 'Very First Date' and one called 'real sex.' Absolute game changers. By the end of the second one I was a whimpering mess, begging to cum and right on the edge of orgasm, fuck me it was the good shit right thereThe only thing I need is a longer, thinner dick dildo. The ones I have are too short or too thick so I gotta find a nice long one in betweenAlso I notice that when the patterns ramp up to hard fucking they don't pull all the way back and then slam forward, which is disappointing - they just seem to ramp up fast no matter where in the stroke length they are, leading to sometimes getting slammed deep and sometimes not. Wish there was a way to fix that
https://c.lovense-api.com/gcls/65urg18q?share_type=101How fast can you milk it out of me.
Thanks for everyone that joined. Had a blast.
>>11390415chink shills don't give a damn about your health.
>>11391538For that you'd need a much more expensive position controlled machine, yours is just speed controlAlso you don't need a thinner dildo, your ass will get used to your current oneAnd eventually you'll want a bigger one
I love anal. It's the only thing in my life that's any good. Everything else is just annoyances, disappointments, and frustration. Adult life sucks. At least anal is reliable and makes me feel better than any other kind of pleasure. It's just the best.
Lately after a hard pounding, I get really beat and fall asleep almost immediately and then wake up feeling slutty
>>11391715Yes, I love getting fucked too!
>>11391715reading this thread as someone who really has no prior understanding of these mechanisms, i gotta say it is very interesting. it kinda feels like i am researching the real, scientific basis for 'gay theory' or something like that, or maybe i should call it 'male ass theory' or something less cut and dry. there really is a lot to this for some reason, which is kind of strange. its like men were designed with this idea in mind. wacky. i hereby certify that i too will experience this phenomenon myself so i can have a real opinion about it, its clearly worth investigating.>t. noob who put a thingy in his ass one time so far but soon to be more once i get paid
>>11391769I didn't understand the mechanisms either, I discovered it when I was a kid around the same time I discovered regular masturbation. I just found that my asshole felt good when I touched it and putting fingers and whatever else I could find in there also felt amazing. For me, it was never a gay/straight thing, it was just another way of masturbating. Since then, I've tried to reconcile it with my sexuality, I'm still not 100% sure about what I am, but I'm just trying to keep it separate, it seems like the best approach. Anal is literally just a hobby of self-discovery for me. Masturbating this way just happens to give the most pleasure you can get without external influence (unless you count toys).
>>11391769its really nothing to do with being gay, unless you use other men for your pleasure.it doesn't help that dicks are a very nice shape for it but you can also just get pegged.I think at a point where you actually want to have a real living sick in you is where you can say that its gay.though I genuinely believe that pretty much everyone is bi, just at the very far edges. animals fuck anything when horny after all.
>>11388042In my experience, weed plus anal is amazing :)Getting fucked while high is my favorite way to get fucked
>>11391715same, based
>>11390308Do you hydrate when going for hours? If not, that’s likely the cause of the bloodshot eyes and headache, especially if you’re riding most of the time.
>>11391669Nah, been ass fucking for literal decades by now. Always preferred toys on the slightly longer but not ridiculous
>>11391538>missionary remains an issueI always have my butt propped up on a pillow and the machine tilted up slightly. That's my favorite position and I pretty much leave it in that position, even though it's way trickier to adjust. I try to not mess around with other positions because it can be a pain to get back into the missionary I like.
>>11391828perhaps not...
>>11391715I was thinking about this recently. So much of modern life, especially on the internet, is about over promising and under delivering if not outright being a scam. For quite some time I basically thought anal was like that too, that people talking about hours long sessions filled with screaming handsfree orgasms were just like people that bought and shilled healing crystals or $10000 headphones, but god damn they were actually telling the truth and now I'm the one telling people how good it feels. Crazy stuff.
lovense edge 2 or njoy pure wand knockoff or aneros progasm ahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHH
>>11392030I have all three (well, a real Njoy) and for my two cents, the Njoy is the best for me. The other two don't do shit. The Edge 2 is just like any other anal plug vibrator in that it's not powerful enough to do anything, and even when you're warmed up and ready to orgasm it doesn't send me over the edge. Aneros is a weird shill product that doesn't do anything either, but all the people that swear by it are larping this multi-orgasmic sensory experience where they feel like they're getting pegged by god every time they use it, and anyone that says it doesn't do anything gets this combo of "you're not using it right" or "try another model" or "try all these techniques to get it" and "oh, there's seams? Just sand them off bro."The Njoy does work for me, and incredibly well. It's the right angle, right curve for lazy diddling on my back, which is the most comfy position to diddle. It targets all the nerve clusters in my ass that I know about, which is 3.If you do buy a knockoff, be careful. Cheap Chinese ones can have pits, burrs, seams, and even cheap plating over potentially toxic materials. Buy the best you can afford and inspect it carefully if you get one. Try and save that little bit extra and buy from a trusted source - not saying Njoy specifically, but some other known brand.
>>11391538Two short sessions today, again using only community patterns. I found a nice warm-up one, then 'first date' is the next step, then I found a few more than really ramp it up without being ridiculous as some of them areAnd then I decided to get myself into missionary and used a leg strap system to keep my legs nicely spread wide, and by god I had a full body orgasm from itHoly hell, what a fucking revelation this toy is
>>11392061I mean I think I'll just be proving your point by posting this, but I did have a multi-orgasmic sensory experience once using my aneros progasm jr. Been chasing the dragon since though.
>>11392079I just noticed that my gym mattress is covered in a fine spray of butt juicesI know men don't squirt and it's just a mix of lube, butt juice, and douche water, but uooohhh it's fucking hot to see
>>11392095>I know men don't squirtwho's gonna tell him
>>11392061this is a good message to wake up to, i did end up buying a knockoff njoy last night. other people on reddit and elsewhere seem to corroborate that this particular off brand is 'exactly the same' as the real deal. is there any sort of test i can do to verify the quality of the thing when i get it tonight? im excited, i think i made the right call.
>>11392061We are all different. I could never go anywhere with my meh njoy wand that is now somewhere at the bottom of my toys closet while I am roll orgasming with my 5 Aneros.
Tunnel Plugs - just used a Oxballs pighole, about 3" diameter with a dildo that was almost as big as the tunnel. When my ass starts to tighten, it binds the dildo to the tunnel plug, which results in the tunnel plug's knot sliding past the sphincter. After the squeezing stops, the dildo again moved freely from the tunnel plug, then repeat. Absolute heaven.
>>11391843>complains about something>gets advice>proceeds to say they don't need that adviceAlright then retard, go continue to not get the full pleasure and analgasms that you otherwise could be havingUngrateful sperg
Who gonna bake and finally take out the faggot link in op
>>11392301which one is the faggot link
>>11392314>>11392314>>11392314Fresh bread>>11392301shut the fuck up about it already you fucking retard. You are one of the most annoying cunts to ever post in these threads. Either you bake it without or shut the fuck up about it.
>>11392283Felt the same way about it as you for years but lately I've tried using it more and I'm slowly warming up to it.I usually just use it with the large side in my palm and the small side as an extension of my fingers while lying on my side, or holding it like a pen with one leg up, half on my side and hand resting on my down leg.Then it's basically just light fingering and exploring but with better reach.So far though it's still way easier for me to get dry orgasms with an aneros though.
>>11392299Because it's advice that doesn't apply to me, you dumb cunt. I have huge dildos, they don't do it for me like reasonable girth ones do.
>>11392317yeah not gonna like that other dude is mega entitled kek
>>11391751Now you just gotta chain that cycle with another fucking and repeat
>>11391796It's not gay just to want cock in your ass to stimulate that prostateGay is wanting a relationship with the man, where you have an attraction to his body, you'd want to kiss, cuddle, etcI just want my ass pounded by whatever wants to stimulate it
>>11392296that sounds incredible but how do it not push the whole tunnel inside you
>>11393029no I'm pretty sure that having a guy attached to it is what makes it gay.not that there are any other ways, unless its plastic
>>11389227>early 30s>I still consider myself straight and want to start a family some daytough fuckin luck with that