/analgen/ - Anal Toys & Masturbation GeneralA thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.The more pictures, the better!>Question of the dayHave you ever underestimated a cock/Dildo and lost to it? Like you thought it was going to be easy but were proven wrongPrevious thread >>11419976>FAQ -Please read before posting!https://rentry.org/analgenfaq>Regdude's Technical guide to analhttps://github.com/regdude/anal>Panty's Guide to Anal Training & Blowjobshttps://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Playhttps://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/>The Lighter Test & What It DoesIt's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/>Anon’s Guide to Knottinghttps://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide>Say hellohttps://tagmap.io/tag/analgen>Sock & Condom Stretchinghttps://imgur.com/SJf78lU>Anon does the math with J-Lubehttps://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnonhttps://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU>Cleaning techniques and alternative methodshttps://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy>Mindgasmhttps://mindgasm.net/>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf
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>>11427192wtfam I getting a free graemen on top?
>>11427221Probably a smol one.
>>11427226nooothe m was already too tiny ;_;I guess it'd make a cute paperweight
any link for discord server ? pls
>Weredog site is downImagine for a minute that their server hosting was good. What would you reccomend from weredog? I like the look of Ranger, and maybe one of the horse dildos. Soft? medium or large?
How long does neotori frisky friday last?
>>11427212are people actually able to keep vibrators in their assany time i try i clench a little too much and off it goes
It used to be easy to find cheap knockoffs of all aneros designs, they used to be the norm when it came to prostate toys. Now I just get pages upon pages of vibration toys in any store I look.
What are some recommended condoms for anal?
>>11427325A healthy top, one you can trust without condoms
>>11427211>QOTDI bought a dildo from Erotixxx that was specified as 7.6" in girth. Max I had taken was 7.5" so I thought it was a good toy to size up with. Struggled for two sessions before I finally got it in; no blood but I was hella sore for a day or two. Used it sparingly because it was too much of a stretch for me. Didn't bother to measure it until weeks later, turns out it's actually 8". No wonder.
>>11427328And where do you find one?
>>11427346Discord femboy servers
>>11427338>8" in girthhow? in circumference or diameter?
>>11427372Girth is essentially the circumference in this context
>>11427377I was thinking that I was speaking with the goatse guy in here...
>>11427211I got too confident after taking my hilt 75 to the point where it was barely a warm up and ordered a hilt 105. Turns out a shouldn't have skipped a size. I've practiced enough to fit the first knot in, but I still can't get the second. I've recently discovered I like double penetration. I never see anyone here talk about it. Anyone have any interesting dildo combinations they enjoy?
>>11427393>double penetration.i dont think i ever actually tried doing it, despite sometimes getting loose enough to where the dildo could go in without issuesmayby i'll try it when i play again
>>11427407I hate that I always wanted dick in the ass when I was quite young but no one to give it to me, I've always been a little male slut
>>11427211anyone have any dildo recommendations? most of mine are crappy amazon dildoes.
>>11427410>Be me age 15>Definitely 100% straight trust me bro>Find girls attractive and idea of being sensual with another male disgust me>problem is that past year all my wet dreams have been about me getting my ass fucked>Sometimes by women with strap-ons some times by men>When fapping nothing gets me harder than imagining myself getting raped by men and them making me their bitch>15 years later still haven't had a single gay experience but have got my butt pegged few times
this isn't related to anal but, how are penis head attachments for vibrators? I'm drunk and I might buy one.
>>11427211Hey guys. I need your help buying a dildo. I watched a Natalie Mars video. I know the dildo is a Bad Dragon brand, but I don't know the size and firmness of the second dildo (the one she uses at minute 22). I'm kind of tired of the same old hard dildos, and if I can get one customized, why not use Natalie's dildo as a reference? Video link: https://www.xvideos.com/video.uaoafcmb440/natalie_mars_horse_dildo
>>11427491That looks like an Extra Large Chance Unflared at medium firmness.I've been told to never get the dildo at a firmness lower than medium or it just flops everywhere.Try to get one with a suction cup one if you can. It will be 200 plus USD though.
>>11427496Thanks, I'll do my best to bust my ass with a dildo like that, I'll think of you guys when I do.
>>11427491Wow that got taken down quick.
>>11427361all bottoms
>>11427534I'm a top.
Any good black Friday sales?
>looking on eBay for used E-Bike engines>Find fuck machinesIs this the final sign for me to buy one?
>>11427588I'm 100% off every day
Ended up getting a Faxi M from Nothosaur with the 15% off. Anyone else spending 100+ on something to shove up the ass?
>>11427251The largest Dozer.
>>11427393>Double penChute is best
With the black friday going, I want to get a new anal toy. I'm in europe, so any suggestions? I'm taking dildo around 4cm large and I wonder if I should take another dildo for thrusting (like the neotori carrot) or something else. Maybe a vibrator or another dildo
>>11427643Check out Topped Toys, their stuff is really good and they have an EU warehouse now. Weredog is also great but they're based in UK so you'd likely need to add customs on top of the price.
>>114273728 inches in diameter is fucking insane, 8 inches in diameter would be over 24 inches of circumference/girth, which is substantially bigger than the size of a fucking newborn baby's head (y'know, that thing that's so big doctors routinely surgically remove from women instead of having them give birth) and would probably be larger than the gap between hip bones for over 99% of the population.
Haven't messed around with anal play much in a long time but I did anal irl last week and god it hurt at first. Dunno if my partner was just really thick, but getting down as far as base felt like my insides were getting stabbed at first, and it was so tight they struggled to keep a hard too. Thinking maybe vibration play might help, or potentially even poppers just for getting started before setting pace? That and I need to train more, clearly, but besides the point im not sure what I could do for cheap to loosen up a little considering the biggest toy I have for my backside is 4.5" with a 5" girth that I barely use, should I go back to that weekly, do daily plugs or stick to average size and then eventually buy a knot?
>>11427361any good ones you're in?
Does anyone do long-term buttplug wear and have you found it helps you accommodate larger toys? I'm finding conflicting results online.
>>11427346how cute are you?I lurk these threads to read stories about horny buttsluts
>>11427211any free alternatives to mindgasm ?
>>11427211>Have you ever underestimated a cock/Dildo and lost to it? Like you thought it was going to be easy but were proven wrongI got a medium Mystic from Bad Dragon back when it came out. At that time, I was unaware thatA: Bad Dragon uses a different scale for its horse cocks than normal, a horse cock will be bigger than any other toy of the same size by a solid amountB: Mystic counts as a horse cockImagine my surprise and confusion when something noticably larger than my previous mediums arrived. I was nervous about it for a while, then felt bad about a dildo I would never use, and spent like a month trying to work myself up to it, then about three weekends of attempts to get it in, all failures. The last attempt I made, I got it in a bit, was excited, pushed a bit, then felt an awful pain start, so stopped and never tried again. It sits at the bottom of my toy box, taunting me for the rest of time.Every so often I'll get it out and tease myself with it, but I've never actually tried to get it in me again.
>>11427753I used to. About two years, I'd wear it most of the day, three days a week, four if I had an extra day off. I didn't find it really helped me take bigger stuff than I could before, but it did definitely help me take my regular, larger toys with less prep and warm up. So kernel of truth I suppose.
>>11427731If you go completely anal-free for a good while, you'll basically go back to wherever you were when you started your journey, albeit with more muscle control, familiarity, ect. It's a bit jarring to feel pain again after getting used to what you could handle before, and really highlights any bad or lazy habits you developed. But, trying to jump back in the deep end after a good break, and getting unexpected pain sounds normal to me. Just spend a little time warming yourself up and getting used to it again, it'll come back to you
>>11427410SameIn hindsight, I was cute as fuck when I was younger, if I had a bit of courage I could have had an AMAZING time in late hs/early college. By the time I'm confident enough, I'm just a scruffy dude who needs Tylenol after sex or tomorrow is gonna fukkin suuuuuck. Youth is wasted on the young, and whatnot.
Speaking of plugs, neotori is having a sale and two plugs caught my eye.I do have a beginner and small mundir that I'm still working on taking, I blame being too horny to take it slow. I feel like mundir would work well enough as a get knotted and leave it in. The one on the right looks interesting even if I think it could be a little too big for me right now, but I could buy it while it's on sale and enjoy it when I can take it.I enjoy aneros if that's any help. If someone here has one of them, what did you think?
>>11427595(shipping costs not included)
>>11427753Sleeping with buttplug in is fun.
>>11427832have you tried the sock and condom stretching method from the OP to get a bit more loose?
>>11427597Picked up a medium Anubis while the 3 hour sale was on, I'm really looking forward to giving that one a go.Wanted to get more but payday didn't line up with the sale ;_;
https://neotori.com/product/the-carrot/I want to buy a firm medium carrot from neotori. Since I can take a small mundir, it should be fine size wise, right? I really want to bounce on that smooth carrot, but I'm a bit afraid of the size up
I like getting fucked so much. Nothing satisfies me like it. It makes me feel like such a bitch and I love it.
>>11427718they call me baby dick rick, cuz i got a baby dick, it's the size of a baby>>11427838lol same, I could have been a huge buttslut, but then again I would've probably been careless, caught something, caught a reputation and who knows. maybe it was for the better>>11427863I'm cheap and free shipping within 100 miles. bit of a damaged goods fixer upper situation though
>>11427947The diameter on the knot for a small mundir is 5cm, you're jumping to 6.8. That's probably a stretch, I'd pick something smaller, but you know your asshole best.
>>11427920Nice, please come back with a review, I've been eyeing Anubis or Oak next.
>>11427325>>11427328Actual answers please?
>>11427920>flared head followed by thin neck This always hurts for me when taking out.
>>11427920I'm glad I got my large flared Avoyo when they were just starting out and were still offering the birthday deals, cost me a little over 100€ and it's almost tripled in price now - their prices are kinda outrageous now.
>>11427861>XL comfy wearwolfdamn, totally forgot i have that in my closetshits breddy good
Don't know if it's just me but I tend to feel discomfort down there if I haven't had a proper anal fuck yet after a clean up.Some days ago had a terrible constipation (type 1) and kinda failed to do buttstuff. Took a break and and tried to clean myself again (definitely didn't want to do enema since way too constipated) few times until I was somewhat clean and was able to fuck my butt without a mess. I tried to stop and thought "maybe today's just not it" but then I felt this sort of "blue balls but anal" thing where I cannot settle down unless I fuck my butt. I also was quite wet down there I kept 'draining' my butt juices thinking that one last bit stuck deep might finally dislodge itself but it didn't (it backed itself upwards I guess) and I was just too wet. Definitely not juices from the shit because prior that I was just as wet but I had another hard near-dry stool come off so I can tell it was just me being wet. There were also times when I'm sigmoid-deep clean and yet I produce so much juice that I can only put the discomfort and wetness to a stop after a proper 1-2 hour intense anal fuck or after I'm just too sore and it stopped feeling pleasurable. I guess I have made my ass a pussy and that it's probably my body accomodating (getting wet) for the routine intense buttfuck like sort of a withdrawal symptom!
Has anyone ever tried out stuff with those massage gun thingys?
>>11428009I saw one on Lidl for like 25 bucks and was tempted, only to get anxious over the cashier thinking I'm a perv...
>>11427597Picked up an XXL Grick from Wandering Bard, pretty excited to see how the texture goes.
Im looking for a plug to wear to provide some passive pressure/stimulation. I'm looking at either squarge peg toys egg plug ( which people seem to atest to) or the chalire horse milk it (which the claim to provide what im looking for)Anyone have either and able to recommened?
>>11428093the charlie horse/charlie horse milk it would be the more comfortable shape
i had previously bought a knockoff njoy wand after reading up on how to achieve the p spot orgasm, as a beginner, and while it did feel very interesting i couldnt seem to really make it work after many attempts, could not push myself over the edge, but it did give me a healthy curiosity for more. eventually i stopped using it altogether because it was such a pain to prepare for using it and it was so much work, so difficult. last night i got an edge 2. and it pushed me over the edge!! im almost certain. this thing works so, so much better for me and much more passive as well. i really believed that the vibration wasnt really going to do anything because of all those people talking about how to numbs the prostate or whatever. but no, in fact, i felt it very very strongly the entire time and now i get to actually explore this hobby for real. highly recommend as a beginner! and i finally found a good thing to goon to despite being a mostly straight person. a customaizable JOI playlist game thing i found that pulls videos from redgifs or reddit or several others according to your keywords. the only way to actually have long format, low interactability hundreds of carefully targeted vids of MMF threesomes, actually feminine tranny tops, etcetera, those very specific genres that are hard to find a lot of.
>>11428114buy an ad, faggot
>>11428114what site for the playlist thing?
Had a first go at my new zeffir68 (8x2.2). I'm not used to taking something this big but got half way through. The difficulty was how soft the dildo was, and I had to like brace it with my hands as I took it. I understand larger dildo tend to be softer, but does it get easier as you start to loosen up, or should I try to find something more firm?
>>11428156That's a pretty small toy to make with a soft blend. What size toy were you using before? You're right that it can be difficult to get a soft toy inside and that the looser you are, the easier it is to get it inside. I have a BD Vector that I should have bought in medium instead of soft. When I'm inserting it I hook my middle and ring finger in and pull up towards my groin. Then I try to press the head against my fingers as I insert it. It helps some, but it still slips a few times at first.
>>11428114I would stick to fun wand. the trick is to spend 4 hours of foreplay until your prostate awakens (for the rest if that day or less). sometimes it isn't needed when you feel the "need" and fully aroused. sometimes regardless of amount of foreplay it never becomes pleasurable and just 10% of normal one.I would say it works well when combined with anal hero. Go to hypnotube and find Bouncex Beta Test or try a bunch of anal hero. personally I like J`En Ai Marre and longer ones with similar speed https://hypnotube.com/search/videos/hero/longest/
>>11428156>>11428212What works for me is stretching with a regular buttplug beforehand. It's become a standard practice for me at this point, also helps with waste management
i have this tingly sensation in my anus that makes me thing about being fucked in the ass, just after talking to retarded brutish men
>>11427410I remember when I was young... like 9 or 10 maybe, I was left alone found a dildo in my aunt's drawer. I just instinctively started trying to put it in my ass without really knowing why. I didn't get it in obviously, but I wonder if she ever noticed her dildo smelled like shit lol
>>11428212Ok thx. Largest I've taken before was around 1.5-1.8 in width. I guess I'll just keep working at it and see if it gets easier to use as I get more comfortable to taking it, and if not, I'll look around for something more stiff.
>>11427211>Have you ever underestimated a cock/Dildo and lost to it? Like you thought it was going to be easy but were proven wrongYes. A couple times with dildos, several times if we're including butt plugs.
>Have you ever underestimated a cock/Dildo and lost to it? Like you thought it was going to be easy but were proven wrongI have a BD Cockatrice in medium that I haven't even tried because it's wider than the widest toy I can get inside of me. I always convince myself that I can work my way past a 2.5in diameter then act confused when my pelvis is screaming at me when I try to force it in like the same thing didn't happen the last time.>>11427597I own four different Bad Dragons, so. :/>>11427410>>11427453>>11428267I don't know how comfortable I am with discussing my interests/desires when I was young. Not only does the topic kinda wig me out a little, but I dealt with a ton of sexual shame and repression from growing up in a Southern Baptist family. I also had some "experiences" which may have influenced me. I will concede that I was finding things to put in my ass before I tried other activities. If that makes sense.I still struggle will coping about how scared I was to be gay, despite really obviously being gay. I find women attractive like I do men, so I guess there was an easy way out on my real feelings. I also wish that I was honest with myself like you guys, or didn't grow up in the environment I did so I could have been honest with myself. Being a smaller white guy I know that I could still pull pretty easily today, even at 29. I just wish I let my younger self have the fun he deserved.>>11428279Honestly you could probably use your smaller toys and just slide fingers inside next to it to stretch. Also try fucking yourself a little harder. If you're just going slow and smooth you won't get very loose.What lube are you using?
>>11428292xlube, I also got a 1.8 and 2.1 plug to work myself up to it. Last night was my first go at it, and after I finally got the larger plug in I was too excited not to try the dildo and see how far I could go ahah. I guess I'm just impatient when horny :0
>>11427832You probably also didn't know they abuse animals
>>11428292>I still struggle will coping about how scared I was to be gay, despite really obviously being gay. I find women attractive like I do men, so I guess there was an easy way out on my real feelings. I also wish that I was honest with myself like you guys, or didn't grow up in the environment I did so I could have been honest with myself. Being a smaller white guy I know that I could still pull pretty easily today, even at 29. I just wish I let my younger self have the fun he deserved.Are you me
>>11428293Yeah you'll be fine. It's only a situation where you need to be a little rougher with yourself because the toy is too soft and not that you're actually stretching to an insane size. Soft toys can just be a little annoying to work with.>>11428298I'm worried that my situation, or our situation, is just another textbook scenario of human suffering. How many people are out there that are completely unfulfilled and running from who they want to be? Especially with how femme-coded I see myself now. It's honestly sad looking back and thinking about how I tried so hard to put on a masculine face and act like I was just another straight christian guy. I was even thinking about acting natural, just being what I was supposed to be.
>>11428057Just rub your neck and complain of pain a few times
>>11428009they barely move, i wouldn't recommend them for butt stuff
>>11428301The good news is, it's not too late to be who you are. You're still here, you're still young. Don't stress about things that you can't change, the past is the past. Have the fun you've always been wanting to have.
>>11428156It will be easier when you're less tight yes
>>11427211>Have you ever underestimated a cock/Dildo and lost to it?Yes. I have this giant dong that is 10 inches around at the edge of the flare around the head and i cannot get it in there. I've even tried squatting onto it but it just will not pop into my butt. I could probably force it but i don't want to hurt myself.
>>11428322Honestly it might be a dumb question, but if it applies to you, do you have any idea how to get over the anxiety around hooking up? I'm so scared that I'm going to get hurt or sick. I'm not a particularly strong person, so a lot of men could take advantage of me pretty easily.
Anyone got newbie advice? I got a dildo with suction, yall got any tips for riding it? Also what direction should it be facing?
>>11428374hang it from the ceiling and see if you have the muscles needed to not let it slip out
>>11428378Don't rush itDon't panic if you bleed a little
>>11428374For deeper penetration, my body likes it angled/curved back. For shallower, try angled forward.
>>11428339Talk beforehand, get pictures, develop some comfort with the idea of the person through communication. This comes naturally with flirting / setting up plans. If they can't communicate like a reasonable human being, I don't trust them to treat me like one.
>>11428374My first real toy was a bog-standard suction cup dildo ~6 inches long. The first night, I smacked it onto the side of a dresser around butthole height and smacked my ass against the dresser until I was tired. A good trick is to stick it on a door then swing the door back and forth to fuck yourself. Actual riding is hard. If you have a chair or bench you can stick it on that makes it easier. Just mess around with it. If it's ~1.5 inches in diameter it's going to be really, really hard to actually hurt yourself.Also, get serious about lube now. Don't waste money on some slop that will only get you hurt if you want to go bigger.>>11428395I'm just going to have to get used to talking to people again I guess. I wish there was some "certified-safe tops" registry that I could just get a phone number from.
I have a gay friend but there's no way in hell that I'd ask about a fling.
>want to bottom>hairy muscular masculine body with zero cute qualities whatsoevermachines for life I guess
>>11428471Cuteness is in the eye of the beholderEspecially if the beholder is making you moan like a bitch
>>11428463Why not? Is he repulsive?
>>11428521I'm too autistic to ask anybody like that.
>>11428471>>>/lgbt/41828148
does everyone get full of air when they do anal?
ate some ass for the first time today. it was hot as hell.
>>11428688Did he like it?
>>11428692it was a woman and yes i think she did
Weed + anal = buttgasm heaven
>>11428725Last night I took an edible and played with my njoy wand for a bit, got a couple small assgasms before the hardness of the wand started to get uncomfortable. Went to bathroom to set up dildo riding, but I started getting a dry orgasm with nothing in my ass and was just standing there cumming with my knees slowly buckling. Managed to get a medium dildo in me before I ended up lying on the bathmat and cumming my brains out for 15 minutes straight, all dry somehow. Then I got in the shower and stretched my hole with Tellus for more orgasms, then plugged with my Hilt 75 and writhed around in bed until it got uncomfortable. All in all I probably came for almost an hour, much of it continuous.WEED.
>>11428725>>11428757Wish it was legal here, no fun allowed. D:
>>11428602You shouldn't be unless you're basically pumping it in and out. Farts are inevitable with rougher play, but you shouldn't be "filling" yourself with air. Are you taking it out and putting it back in over and over? I like doing that sometimes, and if you're wide open you're probably going to push some air in.>>11428725>>11428757Weed is definitely fun but it doesn't really compete with the one time I tried poppers. I'm scared to use poppers frequently though and I don't know if I'll ever do it again. The problem with weed for me is that it just makes me zone out, so I have to be using my machine or bumping against a wall if I get too high. Otherwise I get tired, shove a plug or something in, and just jerk it.>>11428763Where are you at?
>>11428776Nordic, the laws here are draconian and I'm not going to buy some shit smuggled in a latvian asshole.
>>11428781Just take a little weekend trip to Canada or the Netherlands where its legal
>>11428781I didn't know that the Nordic/Scandi area was so anti-weed. I just assumed their proximity to other weed-friendly nations would mean they would be the same. Ignorant of me. I grew up in Texas so I'm more than familiar with the stress that comes with trying to get it when you shouldn't be able to. This delta stuff sucks by the way.What do you guys use to make sex a little more exciting? Is it just alcohol, that's pretty dangerous, or is it cocaine like Austria? lmao
>>11428792>exciting sexI've had drugs like weed, poppers, molly, shrooms, and lsd while having sex and anal, its nice. I also had an ex that loved making me wear lingerie while she rode me, but that's not really anal related. I was always lowkey pissed that she never wanted to peg me, she was bi so I thought the possibility was there but she only wanted me to fuck her. lame.
>>11428792>What do you guys use to make sex a little more exciting?Nothing, can't even get poppers anymore. Alcohol sucks for buttplay so yeah that's never worth it.
>>11428795>>11428792I reread your post and realized it was meant specifically for that guy lol, my bad
>>11428795Feminization without topping is definitely a weird combination, but she may have had an interest to be topped by women. What was molly like? I've always been terrified to try harder drugs because of my goodboy programming.>>11428797That's crazy I didn't know that they were cracking down on drugs so much up there. Maybe it's my burger programming but I really feel like you should get to make that decision for yourself.>>11428798We're all hanging out it doesn't matter. :)
>>11428799>she may have had an interest to be topped by womenPerhaps. She's dated women before we started dating, but i dont know what their dynamic was like. She would go between dressing very feminine to very masculine depending on her mood though. >What was molly like? I've always been terrified to try harder drugs because of my goodboy programming.I was also a good boy anti drug guy for ages until my 20s. Anyway, molly is really nice, perfect for anal. Makes your ass feel like a pussy. It's crazy. Clean molly is very safe too, you just have to test it. The only caveat is that it can be neurotoxic if you do too much of it, so you have to wait a 2-3 months in between doing it to stay safe about it.
>>11428292I got a BD crackers in M/M too, and the pictures really don't do it justice. I have a couple of toys with similar max girth, but that's like a knot or one short part of the shaft. I managed to just barely squeeze it in on the first session, then it took another session or two before I could actually thrust it any. That thing is powerful.Don't give up, you can always take a portion of it and slowly go a little deeper each session.
Do you guys mind oversized/ruined holes? I know some people consider it kind of gross so I avoid posting it. It's one of my main anal-related fetishes, personally.>>11428808>She would go between dressing very feminine to very masculine depending on her mood though.She could have been non-binary. I consider myself NB and a lot of us are very temperamental with expression. I often say that I wish was a shapeshifter because I can genuinely go from just wanting to be a guy one day to wishing I could wear a dress in public the next.>The only caveat is that it can be neurotoxic if you do too much of it, so you have to wait a 2-3 months in between doing it to stay safe about it.oof that would do a number on my psycheI have OCD so a lot of my anxiety around things like substances is completely unmanageable. Then my upbringing being strict just exacerbates it. I've always heard it referred to as a "love drug" so I'd like to try it one day. Have you ever been with someone that would top you while high? Kind of a dream of mine, honestly.>>11428810The pictures don't do it justice at all. It arrived I was shocked to see that I would pretty much be fisting myself with it. I really thought it would be fine based on measurements, 2.65in diameter isn't much of a leap from what I typically tap out on. I was wrong, I'm not sure what angle they're measuring from to get 2.65. I can just imagine what it would feel like inside of me. I love toys that have a powerful curve like it does.
>>11428833>Do you guys mind oversized/ruined holes?The bigger the better, I say.
>>11428833>NBI think I might lean into that category a bit, but probably not as much as she or you. That being said, being a shapeshifter would be cool as hell lol. >anxietyI get that, especially around drugs. I wouldn't do them if I wasn't comfortable with it, so thats your decision. From my experience though, there's nothing "anxious" about molly, its a very chill drug. You just get flooded with a euphoric feeling and feel very loving with the added bonus of your body feeling incredible. A lot of people recommend it with anal because of how good it makes it feel, but again, I'd only do it if you were comfortable with it. I'm not the type to push drugs on people who dont want it. >being topped while highNo, I haven't yet, but I'd love to try.
>>11428833>oversized/ruined holesI really like it. Its visual proof someone is a buttslut
>>11428834>>11428862lolI guess this is /d/ I'm not sure what I was thinking.>>11428838If I could try anything without risk or repercussions I probably would. I'm both scared of the process of acquiring them, that time is behind me, and I'm somewhat addictive by nature so I'm scared of myself. Molly definitely sounds like I would have a good time if I had any idea how to get some safely.
>>11428863Yeah, getting it safely is tough, I just buy mine through friends who have connections. I wouldn't do it unless I was certain it was fine. Maybe one day they'll legalize it, there's studies that say it can help with mental health and depression. They also legalized marijuana here and they might legalize shrooms soon, so who knows.
>>11428301>I'm worried that my situation, or our situation, is just another textbook scenario of human suffering. How many people are out there that are completely unfulfilled and running from who they want to be? Especially with how femme-coded I see myself nowliterally me. I've embraced it now though, and it feels great. Wish I had done it sooner, but I've still got years left to enjoy it, even at 28.
>>11428885forgot pic
>>11428884>I just buy mine through friends who have connections.Unfortunately all of my friends are in a really similar position to me. They're all repressed and nervous from being in strict christian families. The only friend I had that could probably land me some is really homophobic and bailed on me the moment I got a little fruity.>there's studies that say it can help with mental health and depressionI know I need that lmao>They also legalized marijuana here and they might legalize shrooms soon, so who knows.We're still on delta here, but hopefully I manage to move to another state within a reasonable amount of time. It's not just for weed, I really don't like it here and I don't fit in culturally at all. I also just want to get away from my family. I need the excuse to never see them again.>>11428885>>11428887>I've embraced it now though, and it feels great.Like you've integrated into lgbt scenes/are getting laid? Any advice for getting over the anxiety about it? I can't get past the mental blocks, I'm just too scared. It's part of why I want to leave my state so badly.Also I used to avatar post as Lio years ago
>>11428892Man, I feel bad for Americans with stuff like that. In Canada, I've bought legit clean MDMA and other drugs on the clearweb. >hopefully I manage to move to another state within a reasonable amount of time. It's not just for weed, I really don't like it here and I don't fit in culturally at all. I also just want to get away from my family. I need the excuse to never see them again.Good luck fren. You deserve a happy life
>>11428792Drugs in nordics are quite weird. Only actual harmful stuff is heavily enforced and lighter drugs are kept illegal but not enforced. In Finland weed is illegal but you won't get in trouble from having weed unless you have massive growing and selling operation. Basically states stance is to have passive disapproval and not to police light drugs use. I guess the idea is to passively allow some light drug use while avoiding it gathering acceptance in general publics group consciousness. Like for an example poppers are actually legal and you can order them delivered straight to you door as long as seller won't market them as drugs and labels the product "do not inhale".
>>11428900Nordic countries be like "we must protect the public from drugs, bring in 500,000 somalis"
>>11428892>Like you've integrated into lgbt scenes/are getting laid? Any advice for getting over the anxiety about it?I'm not exactly "integrated" since I'm still shy and antisocial, but I go to a local gay bar pretty regularly just for the food and company. I don't do hookups super often, but when I do it's 100% condoms and I always try to get to know the guy first. You just have to ease into it, and not go full whore with no condoms, no prep, one-night stand every other day, etc. A lot of tops are in the same boat as us, they want something less risky and more real.>Also I used to avatar post as Lio years agoLio is goals
>>11428903it's entirely our own fault believing in a liberal dream. We thought it would be good for the country if we were to vote women into office, we just didn't expect every single one to have rape fetish.
>>11428897Yeah, for being the "land of the free" they really make sure that we follow their rules.>Good luck fren. You deserve a happy lifeThanks>>11428900That's very similar to a lot of the US. I can order delta products and have them delivered. There are lots of small pockets of weed consumers that are left alone despite the police absolutely knowing where they are and that they're doing it. It's way different from how it was just 10-20 years ago though. America still has people locked up for decades over a couple grams, though. The situation with poppers it the same here. They aren't drugs, they're a cleaning product or something.>>11428905>I go to a local gay bar pretty regularly just for the food and companyThis is a really difficult roadblock for me. I already struggle to socialize alone, doing it in an lgbt space just makes me even more nervous. I know it's dumb, that doesn't matter to my brain.>I don't do hookups super often, but when I do it's 100% condoms and I always try to get to know the guy first. You just have to ease into it, and not go full whore with no condoms, no prep, one-night stand every other day, etc.Do you get much pushback on condoms? I've been thinking about carrying some with me if I ever manage to convince myself to get out. Honestly I'm a huge dork and have a "bottoming bag" planned out which would include condoms. For us a condom basically makes no difference, or so I would assume. Aside from the headspace of getting creampied, I already know I like rubber inside of me.>A lot of tops are in the same boat as us, they want something less risky and more real.One thing that makes me nervous is body size. One thing I can't stop thinking about is what could happen to me because I'm not a big person. Any tips about recognizing tops that may have bad or violent intent, or the other way around and safe?>Lio is goalsI know right? What a beautiful little man.
>>11428907>picthat's hot. I want to crossdress and get fucked in a club.
>>11428576never reply to me again
>>11428903>>11428907It takes someone more eloquent than me to explain how fucking funny it is to watch /pol/tard shit being posted in the "shove penises in your ass" thread.Maybe one of the uga buga browns will pound your prostate for free.
>>11428915Welcome to 4chan kek
>>11428915I was planning on ignoring them. It's actually insane to me that someone would try to push /pol/ politics in a thread where we would be next after they're done with the brown people. They're probably just too into porn and have no idea how terrifying the political climate is for gay people. We're two days in to discussion about shame and anxiety about our sexuality and this dude is trying to shill the politics that make us feel that way in the first place.The problem is that there's no point in engaging, they don't care about reason or reality. They were duped into believing far-right politics years ago and their brain chemistry will probably permanently stained by it for decades unless they undergo extreme self-realization and ego death similar to someone losing their religion.
>>11428918Not engaging just helps normalise the background noise. I'm not trying to educate them, mongoloids posting about the brown people coming to steal their jobs and rape their women (that they won't have sex with because they're homos) are beyond saving. You can still make fun of these losers that won't fit anywhere on account of how broke brained they are.Faggot nazis think they'll dodge the camps.
>>11428922>faggot nazisyou rang?
>>11428909>This is a really difficult roadblock for me. I already struggle to socialize alone, doing it in an lgbt space just makes me even more nervous. I know it's dumb, that doesn't matter to my brain.I don't really have much advice for this other than saying that you need to keep doing it and eventually get used to it. I used to be exactly like you.>Do you get much pushback on condoms?Only one guy was pushy about not wanting to use them, nobody else gave me any trouble at all. "condoms only" is gonna turn some tops away but it's for the best.>One thing that makes me nervous is body size. One thing I can't stop thinking about is what could happen to me because I'm not a big person. Any tips about recognizing tops that may have bad or violent intent, or the other way around and safe?Guys who act pushy or immature about little things will act the same way about more important stuff, especially if they get horny. The aforementioned top who was pushy about not wanting to use condoms was super immature, and was always trying to push the boundary for little things like hickeys or PDA. Just cut your losses if that happens, guys like that aren't worth the trouble/risk.>Cute Lio picYoink.
>>11428922>Not engaging just helps normalise the background noise.That's true. I'm probably too used to just swallowing my pride and letting it go. I grew up using 4chan so I'm used to ignoring annoying people. I need to remember that not every thread will pounce on me for suggesting that these extremist takes aren't a good thing.>Faggot nazis think they'll dodge the camps.That's all it is in the end, right? People so focused on what they might gain in return for ignoring horrific crimes against humanity. I'm blond and blue so I know I can put a mask on and save myself, I've been doing it for almost three decades and I really want to stop. This administration caught me with my hand on the closet's door knob and scared me back inside.I would cosplay for someone though, not necessarily a nazi uniform because that's a little much. I used to roleplay in a Roblox clan that was probably a little too similar to nazis, though. It was a lot of fun keeping up with space-nazi fashion and being a sassy officer.>>11428926>I used to be exactly like you.It's helpful knowing that there are people like me who got out of it.>"condoms only" is gonna turn some tops away but it's for the best.If they don't want to respect your request I guess they won't respect you at all, so it's a good thing that they'll just turn away.>Just cut your losses if that happens, guys like that aren't worth the trouble/risk.I'll have to make sure I don't get caught up in a sunk-cost situation. Thanks for all this, by the way. Hearing some real perspective about what it's like helps make it seem less far away. I'm not sure when I'll convince myself to take the leap but I'm finally starting to feel a little better about saying that I will take the leap.
>>11428927>I'll have to make sure I don't get caught up in a sunk-cost situation. Thanks for all this, by the way. Hearing some real perspective about what it's like helps make it seem less far away. I'm not sure when I'll convince myself to take the leap but I'm finally starting to feel a little better about saying that I will take the leap.You're welcome, anon. I hope you get your hole stuffed by a nice top someday. Sweet/loveydovey tops are the best and they make it all worth it. Stay safe.
>>11428915>It takes someone more eloquent than me to explain how fucking funny it is to watch /pol/tard shit being posted in the "shove penises in your ass" thread.Arguably, the material writes itself. Even one of the most well known Finnish right wing populist party's MP's is a well known faggot who has a black boyfriend. It's the rule, not the exception.
>>11428797I didn't try getting drunk before anal yet, how does it affect your sensitivity and stuff?
>>11428953I wouldn't recommend practicing anal while drunk. It's probably easier to hurt yourself while drunk than with any other commonly paired substances. Also you'll just burp and hiccup a lot and probably drop your toys on the floor.
>>11428915>>11428918>>11428931You are living in a country run by humans, under systems built by humans and standards designed by humans. You can enjoy anal in peace precisely because your country isn't subhuman-majority yet. Just look at muslim and african countries butchering people for being gay or doing gay stuff. You retarded fucks with your "refugees welcome", "one race human race" suicidal mentality will be the thing that undoes your social freedom by enabling the rotten politicians running the show to flood your countries with subhumans.I used to know a guy from Oman and he told me how the sharia police beat his ass for near-death at a road stop once because his friend accidentally revealed that he got fucked in the ass the week before. Now imagine that system being installed in your neighbourhood in the next 5 to 10 years.
>>11428915>>11428918>>11428922Honestly I´m sorry replying to bait post by making an edgy comment that was also pure leftie ragebait and certainly this post will not help not to derail or re-rail the thread.Not to profile too much but I guess you guys are American. That all or nothing, everything is a slippery slope thinking is quite common among internet Americans. I guess it comes from being forced to choose between A and Z and nothing from between.Please try to remember that just because somebody disagrees with some of your views it doesn't mean that they want you into camps. not everything is friend or enemy distinction see >>11428931MP he is talking about is Tynkkynen. he is national populist and open homosexual in an interracial marriage. Those things are not mutually exclusive>>11428963Though this guy is crass and I would kindly ask him go back to /pol/. he is also right. biggest threat to homosexuality and me allowed to enjoy my butt stuff is currently mass immigration from Muslim countries. though I´m currently quite safe there are quite a many places at least in Sweden and UK where open display of homosexuality will get you beaten or worse.
I can't believe that you can't escape /pol/ morons trying to sanewash their psychotic and irrational politics in the fucking anal enthusiast thread of all places. He doesn't even have the self control to avoid false flagging or posting an image while he does it. I wish the mods didn't have such a right-wing extremism bias these days so they could just deal with it.
>>11428999checked and do you know what site you're on pal?
>>11429002Yeah I said the same thing when you and the other election tourists showed up. Don't normalize turning one of the gayest threads on 4chan into a place for more /pol/ toxicity and retardation. It's absolutely absurd to go into this thread and expect a bunch of people who are directly persecuted by your politics to accept and rationalize hatred. It's even more insulting when they then turn around and lie about intent and desire to try and sanewash extremism. That shit has no place here.
>>11428993No shit it's not mutually exclusive, there's a poltard who Kramered into the 99% male buttfucking thread right in front of you.I don't need examples from Finland to know that people can be insanely retarded and hold simultaneously opposite views that will sooner or later bite them in the ass (non-erotically).A couple of decades back you were getting bounced on the pavement by lilly-whites, now the people doing the bouncing are browner. What's the difference to you? The people who were doing the shoving are not suddenly your friends, shouldn't delude yourself into thinking otherwise.
>>11428999>He doesn't even have the self control to avoid false flaggingI only posted once you BBC spammer
>>11429017>the last post that could be considered "BBC" was at 10:17am CST>literally cannot stop thinking about black cock while trying to shill right-wing extremismlol, lmao even
>>11429006Have you tried not being an insufferable faggot?
>>11429051>go to a thread made by gay men to discuss sexual pleasure as gay men, which is filled to the brim with gay men>act surprised that the people there are gay men who carry the same beliefs and values as gay menGo back to /gif/ if you want to spam /pol/ slop.
girl i met got me mega wasted and i confessed my butt sluttery on a night over>fingers + small toyuh oh its incredible what do>offers to peg me next time> bought me makeup set and heelsi know what i must do but do i have the willpower to troon for coom
>>11428959fuck I need to be filled>>11428907and dicked down
>>11429058You're gonna slip a dress on and immediately pop a painful boner, I just know it.Don't think about it too much, just play along and have fun. A safe, dependable, and invested top is extremely hard to come by. Just look at the thread discussion before /pol/ showed up. There's tons of stress around finding tops.
>>11428892>>there's studies that say it can help with mental health and depression>I know I need that lmaothere was something saying the same for bottoming too lol but im too dumb to do it safely
Reminder: past 2 hour shit flinging is because>Hur politicians want to protect us but import violent criminals en masse>Durr it's because women have rape fetish >Hurr Durr there are Nazis in this thread, they are coming to kill us all the gayzz!! Please calm down this is retarded
>>11429065Will you just wrap it up? It's an anonymous image board, you can literally just pretend to be someone else, get back on topic, and no one will be the wiser. Stop pushing us to the bump limit and get over it. People here aren't going to want to hear about your politics, if you can't grasp why that you're problem. Everyone's been very clear with you and you still can't figure it out.
>>11429069Have you tried not being an insufferable faggot?
>>11429070>so mad that gays didn't accept gay-hating politics that he's just resorting to rage baiting nowunderaged out
>>11429073See what I mean?
>>11429076I just know your heart is pounding right now.
>>11429058No more jerking off starting now. Your only priority is getting the cum fucked out of you by this unicornIf you’re worried about gender or being gay just don’t post politics and you are all set. Captcha - Passy. It might be over for you actually kek
>>11429058Make sure you expand the image before saving to get the full resolution, friend. Don't want a bunch of samples stinking up your collection.
>>11429076And he keeps posting BBC shit too lmao
>Be Me>Go on /Analgen/ because horny>Learn about psyllium husk>buy psyllium husk for better anal play>bowel movements no longer last 10 minutes>dont have to wipe 5+ times to get everything >through the magic of anal, i've learned i was chronically, but mildly constipated.Thanks /AnalGen/
>>11428757Which edible, that's way more intense than any of my wheed adventures
>>11428776How did the poppers differ from weed
>>11428808Have to wait 2-3 months between uses sounds too difficult
>>11428833>I consider myself NB and a lot of us are very temperamental with expressionYou non binaries are downright retarded
>>11429150It's kinda expensive but all I hear are good things from it.
>>11428897Clearweb?
>>11428918I fuck my ass for the right wing
>>11429058If you pass on this opportunity you will likely never meet another woman willing to peg you
>>11427211length 10.63inchdiametertip 2.19inchmid 3inchmax inserted 3.70inchwidest end point 3.82inch
Bad Dragon's archer is such a nice design. But the small -> medium goes from 6 inch girth to 8.25. Their sizing is retarded. Does anybody know a similar dildo that's more in between the two?
>>11428900>Like for an example poppers are actually legal and you can order them delivered straight to you door as long as seller won't market them as drugs and labels the product "do not inhale".No they're not, customs will seize them and you will get fined - it doesn't fucking matter what it reads says the bottle, they'll send it to their labs for analysis.
>>11428114What is the JOI game thing's name? I couldn't find it on Google
Give me hope. What percentage of women are sweet loveydovey tops who can make it all worth it?
is there such a thing as a buttplug game controller? i want to squeeze and actuate a button click. I looked around a bit and couldnt find anything, but it seems like an obvious device particularly now that vibrating toy integration to some games has been around for a while now.
>>11429150How do you use it? Just take a spoonful every day?
>>11429255Do you really want a lithium battery up your ass?
>>11429259sounds exciting
>>11429260Yeah I bet it's the bombIt will blow you away
Any buttplug enjoyers here? I have a pure plug XL but I need something that will feel like it's applying pressure consistently while sitting down. I'm not sure what to get. The gapekeeper seems like the most obvious choice but I was curious if anyone here have an alternative favorite.
>>11429161I know very little about weed, but supposedly some strains are really good for buttsluttery compared to others. I've only tried Grandaddy Purple strain-specific gummies so far, but can confirm they hit different than other more generic THC/CBD gummies I've had. Generic THC gummies can make me kinda dissociate / get distracted from anal even while enhancing the sensations, while GDP seems to mostly replace that with gigglecumming
>>11429002Do YOU know what site you're on? You fuckers might be used to being able to lie until the lies become reality everywhere else, but I've been here for a long, long time. The current state of 4chan is recent and incredibly artificial. There were containment boards for your kind for a reason.
>>11429221You can buy them inside the country. Poppers as a drug are technically illegal and you can get trouble from importing them. But the substance itself is allowed. hence you can buy the same bottles sold elsewhere as "air fresheners" hence they have to labelled with "do not inhale".
