With it getting hotter does anyone have recommendations on shorts? What brands and type of shorts do you wear?
>>18091491grown men should not wear shorts outside of sports
>>18091492What if it's 100° out?
>>18091494white people do not live below the 40th parallel
>>18091502Yet all the best red states are. Kys limpdick liberal
>>18091491Only wear shorts if you are below 145lb
>>18091491looking at copping these desu
>>18091515red states are welfare queens who drag the country down, useless eaters, the lot of them
>>18091519Good choice
>>18091492fpbp. inb4 heatcopers... I live in yuma az and wear jeans in the summer. Wearing shorts doesn't make you feel any lets hot, all they do is make you look like a homo or a child and gives you a weird half leg tan. Also if you're out in the desert you best be wearing parts or your legs are going to get shredded from the brush/cacti out here.
>>18091526>>18091519Only fags wear shorts
>>18091492>>18091502>>18091516>>18091532>>18091531You need to be 18 to post here kids
My banana republics are comfy and look good
>>18091492I bet you're the retard who keeps saying grown-ups shouldn't wear backpacks, how's your fedora collection going?
the only thing i shall say is keep shorts below your kneesi know the trend in more recent years has been to keep it above your knees and show quite a bit of thigh, "sky's out thighs out and shit like that," but i personally just think it looks much better when men show less leg. showing a lot of leg doesn't look right on a man imhoand before anyone says anything, yes, i do know that shorts in the 80s/70s and before that were very short, but that's not something to revert back to in my opinion. i believe the 90s/early 2000s were a GOOD thing shorts wise. i believe they fixed a problem. and now people are trying to break what was fixedbut yes, um...TL;DR keep shorts knee-length or longer. thank you
>>18091515white people do not live below the 40th parallel
>>18091810long shorts looked like shit then and they look like shit now
>>18091810Why is a polish middle school student posting on /fa/?
>>18091948nahhhhh bruh. short shorts looked ridiculous back in the 80s and before, and they look ridiculous nowi also think it's hilarious to watch some douchebags think they have massive thighs all because they have on some short shortsshort shorts don't suddenly turn your thighs massive bro...
>>18091960if i was a teenager in the 90s and a young adult in the early 2000s obviously i can't be a middle schooler now bro, LMFAOnot unless i was held back several, SEVERAL years...
>>18091876Kys liberal
>>18091967>>18091810You're a huge faggot
>>18092124k
>>18092102Seething nigger lmao
>>18091531>Yumafag on /fa/, kekI'll fight you at wetlands park, by the little boat launch. or Mr. G's, your choice.
>>18092166I accept your concession
>>18092184shall we say 10 o'clock?
>>18091531>. I live in yuma az and wear jeans in the summerYou look retarded then to normal people autistic anon
>>18091492>>18091502>>18091516>>18091531>>18091532>>18091876>>18092166>t.
>>18092285You're black, you lost before anything even began
>>18091492Lmao faggot soiiiboi with 0 muscle mass. If you don’t get hot in summer, you have the metabolism of a woman and should Troon out already
>>18092289Nah all the mexican ranchers wear jeans and a button up with boots and a cowboy hat year round in az (nta)
>>18091519>Promotional image for shorts to be worn by homosexuals>Literal shit stain on the front of the shirt.
>>18091531You're probably retarded but you are wrong: After a certain temperature, humidity and sun intensity not only will shorts not help but they might work against keeping you cool.Beyond a certain temp, let's say 85-95 degrees depending on humidity, you're going to be hot regardless if you're outside, just accept it. You also have the risk of sun burn and the resulting issues that go with it. You can avoid this by covering up in light, loose layers that breath well. Layering in the summer sounds insane but here me out. Cotton undershirt, loose cotton/linen pants, loose cotton/linen shirt. Protects your skin from getting sunburnt, wicks sweat away from your skin to prevent you from feeling like shit and having gross sweat stains, and has enough space between your skin and the fabric to allow for air flow and evaporation. You'll feel the same temp wise as wearing a t shirt and shorts, not have to worry about sunburn or wonky tan lines, have better skin and have better fits overall.This only works for natural fabrics. If you have some wish.com polyester fire hazard long sleeve shirt you are fucked to a comical degree come summer
>>18091532You AREN'T wrong goddamn it I'm a fucking idiot too. Fuck. Sorry anon
>>18091963don't need short shorts from the 80s. Keep it respectable with a 7in inseam
>>18091491this year feels like the year i take the raw denim jorts out of retirement. i have a completely shredded black pair i might patch up too. >>18092367hahaha what the fuck
>>180923732x1 twill jeans and linen pants is the meta.
>>18091520Texas has an enormous economy and you’re an idiot.
>>18091520>>18092362>>18092301Libs seething that red states keep winning
>>18092878Yeah, winning at being the fattest and dumbest on the planet lmfaoYou will forever be a joke region
