Your ideal /fa/ lifestyle? For me...>40-something>mild cocaine addiction>sipping vodka for breakfast along with coffee>wife is distant >wife has borderline personality disorder>so does daughter and she also has bipolar>single child>daughter hates you for being male>deskjob i hate crunching numbers>read 18 minutes of ancient philosophy everyday at 7pm>then have some more vodka before sleeping>sexless marriage>haven't had a friend since high schoolHow about yours?????