Besides killing yourself, what would you do if you were me? My sideburns are pathetic, but I don't want to shave them. Any advice, really.
>>18533117Longer mustache, tuck it behind the ear
>>18533123Boy is you dumb? He's obviously putting it through an earring, not behind his ear.
you look like appalachain salvador dali
>>18533117You look normal for a man, i’d stop bleaching it and cut the back so it looks more handsome
start a shitty music review youtube channel and emotionally abuse my gf probably
>>18533117Shave. That facial hair is terrible.
>>18533142I have a baby face and look silly with or without facial hair, but I like having a mustache and goatee right now. I get a lot of random props from dudes that I never got before.
>>18533117You look like you smellWhy the fuck would you make that face for the picture?
>>18533222He wants to look like quirk chungus. It's a millennial thing.
>>18533248I know that's exactly what he's doing. That whole "I'm making a quirky face where I try to look serious but also silly at the same time"He looks like a fucking faggot
>>18533531It's because millennial men are cowardly faggots who are too afraid of being authentic. So they try to put on a quirky facade to deflect people's attention and criticism towards it. It's really gay and pathetic.
>>18533539You’d still criticize something about him regardless.
>>18533542And he should be man enough to take it and ignore it if it's not valid. A man pretending to be someone else to avoid criticism is pathetic and gay.
>>18533547You’re completely over analyzing a facial expression on the internet… on a fashion board.
>>18533117My advise is lose weight and do skincare
>>18533117You should shave everything except the musrache and cut and restyle your hair to be more orderly to loose the greasy look of a shady pawn shop owner that may or may not also does human trafficking
>>18533627What is good for skincare? I take fish oil, thats about it.
>>18533547I guess I tried to hit the middle ground between a serious question and a shitpost where I get roasted, but missed the mark.
>>18533747Spray saltwater on your skin. Then wait until it begins drying and gets tacky then rub and all your dead skin will peel off. Then just rub some 100% shea butter on. That's it.
>>18533547>>18533539This is me not posing.
>>18533750Oh, that sounds great. Thank you.
>>18533751You should quit drinking
>>18533117I would focus solely on trying to get as /fit/ as possible. or you can just lean into being a pirate
>>18533757I don't drink anymore. I have been eating like absolute shit for 10 years, and only recently started a human diet and some fitness.
>>18533778You look incredibly inflamed and bloated, not just fat. A lot of water retention and swelling. You should do some intermittent fasting, distance cardio of an hour a day, with a natural whole food diet. Do some weights as well but I wouldn't focus on it even though it is more fun and easier than cardio.
>>18533798I am taking creatine. But yeah the other inflamation is from years and years of bad diet, I assume. I am getting really into nutrition now.
This is at work today so most recent cleaned up pic. Okay, no more.
34 btw
Looks like Tim Heidecker and Sam Hyde had a baby
>>18533895Get rid of the sideburns. It will make your jawline look stronger. Even buzzed sides will help, but that’s optional.Shave. There’s nothing wrong with a baby face. Be happy you’re not a wrinkly old man. Use Retin-A cream on shaved skin before bed. You can buy at a pharmacist for 30 bucks.Style your hair. Blow dry with your head down for maximum volume effect. Part your hair to your liking. Be thankful you’re not receding, as this allows greater options to style.To take care of the bloat, drink green tea or even consume the bag of leaves directly with a swig of water. You need antioxidants and more water. Take vitamin D tablets. Zinc after food, never before. If you smoke, quit smoking. Apply refreshe eyedrops to drain sockets which can reduce the inflammation. Sleep at night, not during the day. It will tighten your face.Your issues are mostly health and habits rather than your inherent looks.
>>18534049Also, the cream is not makeup or girly shit. It’s medical, but you can walk up right to the counter and say you’re willing to pay out of pocket. It’s safe to use around eyes too.
>>18533117Shave that drug dealer looking shit offGet some rogaine to fix the baldinglost the stupid fake gold chain, that shit is cringe.get a businessman haircutstart a daily face care routine
>>18534049Retinol combined with a collagen cream works great. I turned 40 recently and was mistaken for being 27.
>>18533751gain 50 pounds or so and you'd make a fantastic orson welles impersonatorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvxwf1jxdaMhonestly though i don't see any real issue with your appearance other than you look a bit puffy around the nasolabial area and of course, the eyebags and droopy eyebrowsan AI chatbots probably gonna have better advice on what to do about that than any of the chucklefucks here
>>18534069The chain is silver, so is earring. I also have an 18k white gold chain. I don't wear fake gold lol
>>18534072>honestly though i don't see any real issue with your appearanceHonestly thank you. I habe facial dysmorphia and have no odea what I look like, but I think I am really ugly. The long hair and facial hair is helping my confidence because it is literally the first time my appearance has ever been complimented.
>>18534069>Shave that drug dealer looking shit offNot a drug dealer but my job is literally cultivating weed.
>>18534069>Get a businessman haircut.I wish /fa/would just give up on Ryan Gosling. Let it go. /menswear/ is dead.
>>18534083That shit was never menswear. It was millennial faggot safe sleaze core. Closer to sexcore than menswear. Picrel is what actual menswear looks like. Basic pleated trousers and a button up shirt in regular fit. That's all you need.
>>18534095t. Retail manager. I’d like to return this TV, sir. I don’t have the receipt.
>>18533117You look fine. Only thing that bothers me is the moustache twirl, but you've done a good job at creating a unique yet inoffensive style.
>>18533117>what would you do if you were me?I'd stop looking like a lunatic 4chan-addicted mass-shooter.
>>18533895lmao shave that shit off you look stupid
>>18533142>>18533632>>18534069>>18534906I trimmed the goatee. It does look much better groomed. Not willing to lose it because I hate my baby face and I only look sort of my age with the goatee.
your hair looks better wet/oily than dry
>>18533117lose weight, sleep more
>>18535732Shut up, greaser
>>18533895would
>>18533117neck tattoosmultiple piercing and big metal chains is your last hopeembrace it instead of going half ass
>>18533117Shave your beard and start sleaze maxxing
>>18533895You look like you'd be fun to hang out with during the weekend but also annoying if you stick around too long. Cut off those sideburns so you get a better looking jaw, the hair should not go below the line that connects the side corner of your eye to the start of your ear.
>>18537775What's this phenotype called?
>>18535310So your aim is to look like a 28 year old, malnourished, alcoholic, skinnyfat bum?
>>18538108lol does this dude actually think he looks good?
>>18533117>>18533751>>18533895>>18535310Your facial hair looks great especially in the first pick. Keep taking care of it and you will be fine (you could lose the goatee but it's fine either way). Personally I think you need a different hairstyle. I think the issue is with how your hair frames (or doesn't) your forehead. Even when your hair isn't slicked backed it still doesn't work well with your forehead.
>>18537989Der ewige skandinavian
I’d be like “oh yeah” because you seem and look like a cool dude. Also, you kinda look like the guy from True Detective season 1. Don’t change a thing brother
>>185335421000x this.
>>18534069>baldingJesus fucking christ his hairline is better than my 12 year old nephew's. Literally everyone is bald. Post hair.
>>18535310I suggest shaving the goatee but keep the mustache and trim it, more handlebar, less pretend artist. The goatee just looks like you can't grow even a goatee.
>>18539336What's wrong with your nephew?
>>18539399Nothing. My kids class is full of boys (AND GIRLS) who have this. Its called a widows peak, but this is 4chan so of course if your hairline isnt touching your eyebrows youre entirely bald (because again, youre coping via tearing others down.)
