How can people on the carnivore diet not get constipated?
>>74067173I live in Japan and eating whale meat always leads to explosive diarrhea. So my advice is to eat whale meat when you feel backed up.
>>74067173How mentally ill you have to be for this?
>>74067173You don't. Even Inuits had to eat a little bit of the half digested grass inside elk stomachs to prevent themselves from getting constipated from their diet of near total meat, and even then certain bowel diseases were more common in their culture than most others. Don't go on a carnivore diet. It's only marginally less retarded than a vegan diet. You are a human, and we humans are omnivores.
Actually pretty based. Reminds me of the shoe on head days.
>>74067173eat a lot of fat.
>>74067198The grass was eaten during times of famine. The rest of what you say is also bullshit
>>74067173What do you mean by "constipated"? Infrequent bowel movements? When I was doing carnivore I would poop like 2x a week. Despite this fact, I had literally no gas ever, wouldn't even fart while shitting, my poops were fast, easy, and clean, and I never felt bloated. I assume you are on of the people who thinks dietary fiber is in any way important?
>>74067181I ate whale over there and didn't get any stomach issues. Ate slices or raw whale testicle too and was fine. Tasted crap, but the actual meat was delicious though
>>74067173this nigger fell for the "fiber good" meme.have you tried being human?I poop once daily, have for years, and have never been constipated once.
>>74067173>carnivore dietMeme fad diet for retards
>>74067347>I assume you are on of the people who thinks dietary fiber is in any way important?Isn't fiber necessary for proper gut bacteria and also like oil in the engine?
>>74067769>this nigger fell for the "fiber good" meme.>have you tried being human?How is it a meme?
>>74067786You're suppose to have one bowel movement a day. This whole "multiple bowel movements" and "fiber good" is just irritable bowel syndrome caused by excess fiber.Reality is just drink more water, it's really that simple. Carnivore diet has never led to constipation. I drink water, I poop daily, every single day at the same time.
>>74067173constipation is usually caused by fibre. so why would you be constipated on carnivore? the most common reaction i see to carnivore is people improving their stools and digestion which makes sense since you won't be irritating your gut with fibre.
>>74067802You're just shitposting.Fiber does make you poop more, but it's because it's an irritant. It's quite literal IBS, that's why people who eat a lot of fiber shit so much. Water is the only factor, you drink more water, the poop stays saturated, you are not constipated.
>>74067784fibre feeds the bacteria that feed on fibre. it isn't necessary in any capacity. likewise goyslop feeds goyslop-feeding bacteria, meat feeds meat-feeding bacteria etc. The microbiome is simply a massive number of bacterial populations that reflect the constitution of the diet. why would you purposefully eat foods that make you sick in order to feed one particular strain of bacteria in the gut? as for "engine oil", fibre is the opposite it slows digestion which you need if you eat a modern diet high in plant foods because without fibre you would have diarrhoea since the body treats modern foods as toxic. so fibre is like a band aid. On carnivore you just do normal stools once a day, you bypass all these gut issues most people have.
>>74067794I eat shit tons of fiber and have one bowel movement a day.
>>74067823>i eat shit tons of fiberdoubt, since it's a literal toxic material your body needs to expel.
eat rice
>>74067173do modern women have no shame?
>>74067173these people realize that having a bigger butt doesn't mean you need more toilet paper, right?
>>74067173I did carnivore for a while to heal my gut. I wasn't constipated at all.I shat once every three days of course, since you digest almost everything when you eat only meat, and you don't have a ton of waste to evacuate (like indigestible fiber), but it was smooth and almost odorless.
>>74067173>having bigger buttocks means you shit moreLul, wut?
>>74068061Poop is stored in the cheeks
>>74067173>walking turd bragging about how much she shits per weekWhat the actual fuck is wrong with people?
>>74067347I've never done carnivore but high protein and went from shitting once or twice a day to 2 per week. So I get what OP asks although for me was not a big deal.
>>74067812>fibre feeds the bacteria that feed on fibreAnd those bacteria are immensely beneficial for a variety of body systems besides pooping
>>74067347Every single "I went carnivore" post Sounds like an ad for some digestive supplement.
>>74067794>>74067806>waterthis, all that mattershow are people so retarded as to not realize this?
>>74068459No they're not. You obviously don't know what you're talking about.Not eating fiber is a common thing for people who have autoimmune issues or digestive issues. Fibers are mostly not digested and are just a strain for the digestive and immune system.You can stop eating them forever and your body won't mind at all.
>>74067812God I hate you people
>>74067812God I love you people
>>74067173god i wish my ass was half as fat as that
Metamucil
>>74068777You honestly aren't reasoning in good faith because you pivoted very early on from arguing against something imperical To something situational, I never said that people with certain diseases or issues should eat fiber, and I never said it would cause problems if you didn't eat it. All I said was that feeding certain bacteria with that fiber is beneficial, which it is, as has been shown in numerous studies.
>>74067862Influencers have no shame.Plenty of normal good women out there.
>>74067833I eat shit like oats and beans daily. One bowel movement a day.
>>74067173people look at those balloon cheeks and think "sexy." porn is Jewish evil friends. also, just buy a bidet, your asshole is disgusting
>>74067173you don't need fiber at all. look at India they have the most vegans and vegetarians in the world and the highest rates of IBS
>>74067833Imagine caring this much how much fiber someone eats. We get it, you do carnivore or have IBS. Get over it you arent special and dont havw some special truth.
>>74067812>>74068777>it's the anti-oats schizo spouting insane bullshit againYou need to get on meds mate
>>74067186The joke is that’s a lot of ass to wipe
>>74067173This is the grossest thing I think I've ever seen. Just came from one of the beheading threads on /gif/ btwAlso I like meme diets once in a while just for research purposes. Did vegan and I was shitting logs daily. That was the only really enjoyable part of being vegan aside from the ethical LARP. You learn to value American style commercial plumbing when experiencing of the power of those shits lads. Tried carnivore and felt much, much better in every other regard though the shids were less frequent there just wasn't any issue. Still highly enjoyable, as it should be. I wouldn't say fiber is a meme, but what I've realized is that there are different types of dehydration and inflammation. I began to realize I only had constipation rarely when I was dehydrated and inflamed. It's not a diet in particular it's your diet, your culture, your sense of your own body. It's way too much to think about for most people but at base most of these problems are from a stagnant lymphatic system and weakened physiology over all via dehydration and inflammation, rather than a type of food you eat or don't. Look at that disgusting cartoon ass, there's no way she's able to wipe her own ass as an adult woman. I can't take this embarrassment of her being the same species as me, this can't go on.
>>74067173I simply cannot imagine the life this woman lived. Her perception of what is acceptable behavior is so drastically different from mine. I can't even imagine why you would WANT to make this video
>>74067833 > toxic materialWho keeps letting Facebook moms on /fit/?
>>74067347>I would poop like 2x a week.enjoy the colon cancer
>>74067173Christ almighty. Degenerate cow.Source?
>>74067173>>74070400she unfortunately did surgery to get that cartoonish waist to hip ratio. but make no mistake, her ass was already gigantic and she looked great as a bbw before that
>>74070880graciebonI goon to her daily
>>74070846she was fat as shit and had liposuction to put all the fat into her ass
>>74070883Look, this is her now next to two normal sized women. She's wider than both of them combined, each of her turkey drumstick legs probably weighs more than their entire bodies.It's totally insane that the modern American woman will eat until she's oozing with as many greasy sweaty folds of fat as a slaughterhouse hog, and then PAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE of being butchered like the very same hog, only to go and fatten herself up all over again. Why do women do this? Do they got off on the thrill of being humiliated by their own bodies and being treated like livestock? Or are these big fat women truly just livestock at heart, as stupid as cows, always chewing and staring stupidly into space, incapable of rising above their baser desires to glut themselves like suckling pigs until their sloppy guts hang over their waistband and their asscracks are a foot deep, with twelve inches of sweaty pressed together flesh separating their struggling overused asshole from fresh air?
>>74070868red and processed meats have nothing to do with colon cancer no matter how much you poop
>>74067173If i had an ass like that i would have a pair of picrel to spread my cheeks open
>>74067173With ease, since the usual factors that cause constipation (among other things) are entirely eliminated.
>>74069110Claiming that feeding those "certain" bacteria that are actually beneficial to the body fiber is essential is a claim you cannot provide hard evidence for because you're making it up (not arguing in good faith). Claiming it's "shown in numerous studies" should be paired with numerous studies, otherwise your claims that can be easily disproven by those who have done elimination diets themselves to themselves are easily and readily dismissible as pseudoscientific nonsense.
>>74071717Yeah I didnt say it was essental. Didnt read the rest of your post. Try to avoid Strawmen in the future.
>>74071684Lack of fiber can cause constipation though.
>>74071161Does she do any scat videos? I love watching videos of girls shitting huge shits
>>74071303idk man, but my dick is hard from looking at that massive ass pic.
>>74072795unfortunately no
>>74067181Just hunt a whale bro lmfao>>74067189Fairly to be fair she's probably less ill than 90% of modern woman on tiktok.
>>74067862Not really, if you live in a popular city EG the Miami's, Sydneys etc of the world your more likely to encounter this shameless behaviour. I live near a mid sized city but refuse to rent or buy in the centeral areas for precisly this kind of reason.
>>74067862the give out toppy so no
>>74067173She’s disgusting but I still want to try it
>>74068162>>74067862>>74067189>>74070880>>74072795Pretty sure she’s trolling. How retarded are you guys?
>>74074613I wouldn't be so sure. Imagine the sheer distance any turd she pushes out has to slide between cheeks, smearing all the way. She's basically just fat too and probably shits liquid.
>>74074613Chasing clout isnt the same as trolling.
>>74067173If you get constipation it means you have a salt deficiency from my experience
>>74074671What. How low is your IQ?
>>74071303>It's totally insane that the modern American woman will eat until she's oozing with as many greasy sweaty folds of fat as a slaughterhouse hog, and then PAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE of being butchered like the very same hog, only to go and fatten herself up all over again. Why do women do this? Do they got off on the thrill of being humiliated by their own bodies and being treated like livestock? Or are these big fat women truly just livestock at heart, as stupid as cows, always chewing and staring stupidly into space, incapable of rising above their baser desires to glut themselves like suckling pigs until their sloppy guts hang over their waistband and their asscracks are a foot deep, with twelve inches of sweaty pressed together flesh separating their struggling overused asshole from fresh air?That's obviously lipedema, bro.
>>74067173I tried it and got explosive watery yellow shits
>>74067173On one hand the carnivore diet will give you the body of your dreams. On the other goyslope will make your life a little bit happier and more pleasurable..
>>74067173Turns out the food scientismists at quaker and general mills were full of shit about fiber and were just shills. Gee whiz, what a shocker. T. Carnivore 3 years>>74076089It goes away after you drop your excess water. Takes a few weeks.>>74076765Once you remove goyslop for a year or so it begins to taste like what it actually is: trash
>>74076765Aside from roided carnivore grifters posing shirtless there is no proof that dumb diet gives you "body of your dreams". Stop being so gullible
>>74074613Who cares for how much she shits? It's about mentioning and making a video about it, trolling or not.Lack of decency or basic levels of education, get it?
>>74075878Are you retarded? look at the post I replied to, you can see she was clearly just a big fat sweating hog who had all the flesh on her upper body carved off like she was a piece of meat being butchered. That's not lipedema, she was just bottom heavy while still being a hanging sack of fat & folds.
>>74067173Just eat enough fat
>>74077886Bwc
>>74077886>>74071303>>74067173lipedema
She’s cute that cutesy animated look and act locked down she’s like a real life Betty boop or some shit
>>74074613>woman>humorpick one and only one
>>74067173
I would pay a lot of money to spend a night with graciebon and have her make fun of how my small penis can't even get past her cheeks
Too much salt. You need water in the intestine to make your shit soft. Probably should add fiber like psyllium and then drink a lot more water.
>>74078129the fact that you don't see it's a joke just shows you're an absolute mong. try going outside
I fucked up my digestion by going completely what I thought was healthy by eating lean meats, lots of raw veg and large salad bowls. My poops have gotten better since slowly becoming more carnivore. Im was usually straining to pass big hard meatballs, but since cutting the last of my veg out and eating the fat from my steak which I normally would leave after an inital litteral dumping of my entire bowels Im having amazing long one piece smooth poops. I still eat avocados and the odd protein smoothie which I add psyllium too, but am enjoying the process.
>>74067812>foods that make you sickMeme diets and their acolytes have become so retarded that there are people who genuinely believe vegetables make you sick.
>>74067198There are no elk on Greenland. The inuits eat entrails for vitamins
I feel backed up most times but occcasionay i have a great poop but never know why. How many days back should i look at my diet so to know what is wotking and what isnt
