>>74070537To look like this
To sniff the unwashed butthole of a fertile young female.
>>74070537to hurt people
>>74070537to become a demon king
>>74070537To be able to outmuscle someone in any kind of martial arts restraining or wrestling move they can come up with,with nothing but complete and total raw strength,headlock? I'll just do a tricep extension and pull your arms away,arm bar? I'll just do a chest fly and stand back up with you clinging to my arm,ground and pound? I'll do and explosive hip thrust and throw you off balance,judo throw? I'll just do an awkward deadlift with extra range of motion and do a sideways suplex. Tackle? I'll just lay down ontop of you,grab you with my arms in a zercher hold and throw you by twisting my hips and turning quickly.
>>74070537I really, REALLY want to fuck my sister-in-law
It started because of the anguish of a breakup. It continued because it's addictive.
>>74070537I don't, I come here to make fun of DYELs and fatties.
>>74070537FACE THE BLOODSHED
>>74070537To kill you
>>74070537For this.
>>74071123kino. Try writing a novel.
>>74071139post her tits
>>74070537Because i am dying and i want to see if i can, somehow, witness the (near) full potential of my body before i die. It's not going well, but i persist.
>>74070537Because I like it
>>74070537i dont know, because im not making any progress
>>74070537I hate my personality and what I look like.I can change one of those things easier than the other.
>>74071182her armpits look really fucking tasty here, I wanna make out with them while i fuck her in missionary
>>74070537For multiple reasons. I am happier when I know I’m in shape and working on being more physically able. My sister just got engaged and I want to be the best uncle I can be if she has kids. If it works with the girl I’m dating I want to be the best man I can be for her, the man she deserves. If I have my own kids I want to be the greatest father I possibly can be. There are people and types of people I hate and I want to have any interaction I have with them easily be boiled down to them being an insecure weak soft little bitch made faggot, but more importantly I want to drive the physical imposing aspect as far as it can go with them I want to be able to genuinely keep these people up at night by dropping (total bluffs) hints that I may just hurt them while they sleep at night if they don’t act carefully towards me, not that I actually would I hate violence.
>>74070537Because life is shit and I need something to waste time on before I die
>>74070537so i can rape women better
>>74070537Realized at 30 that all of my friends and everyone I went to highschool/military with is fat and looks like they are 45+ and I refuse to have that be me. 32 now and I look exactly the same as I did when I was in my early 20's. Some of the people in my office are just flat out disgusting when I see them even though we have a fully stocked gym AND personal trainer on staff whose sole job it is to answer any questions anyone could have about fitness and nutrition. For a company of ~350 people it's an incredible perk that nobody uses, all of the zoomers look like Roger from American Dad in both body shape and skin tone. You'd think that they were allergic to sunlight and activity.
for my much younger siblings. i want to be strong enough that i can absolutely overpower them both and fit enough so i can show them cool stuff i can do and inspire them to excercise as well
>>74070537I train because I hate buses
>>74070537because i hate myself, my body and lifting weights to prog metal is one of the only things that still make me feel some joy in life
>>74070537Because for a brief moment I feel real.
>>74072181Understandable.
>>74072105Its a good goal, anon. And I'm sorry. Please enjoy the time you have left, as much as you can.
>>74070537>>74070546Degenerate stomach tattoo.
>>74072158>If I have my own kids I want to be the greatest father I possibly can be.You became an insufferable faggot beyond this point in your post. Have never seen a more sharp and unexpected 180 degree turn reading something on here ever before.
Because:I enjoy it.I'm getting old and bits of me were failing quicker than I liked.I hated being tubbyMy kids have followed my example.Made some friends. The blonde obviously likes me training with her, even if I'm realistically a little long in the tooth for her.
>>74070537I want the ability to kill people with my bare handsand none of that pussy choke hold shit either, I want to be able to punch through someone's skull
>>74070537I just like to work out. It feels good. I love rest days and DOMS. I love to plan my days ahead and circle workout days on my calendar. In a world where there’s little control, I like to control this little part of my life.
>>74071182i don't think a car cares how much you lift bro
>>74070537At this point I have conditioned myself to do it. I feel like a lazy turd when I skip a workout and I feel accomplished when I complete one. More broadly, I look and feel better than when I started getting fit. It’s still a work in progress but I enjoy being a part of a process of improvement.
Deep hatred of the squid looking little bitch in the mirror. I will destroy him. Fueled by loathing.
>>74070537Mostly physical and mental health. I'm 36 this year and if you don't use it you lose it. My wife is already complaining about back pain and is getting fat and she's only 32. I want to age well. I wish I had started lifting when I was in my teens but my dad was an absent drug addict and had no good male role models. It would have helped with body image abd confidence.I have a 4 year old. I'd like him to have a dad he can be 'proud of' I think being physically strong and not above 15% bf is important.
>>74070537There are people trying to kill me.
>>74074210maybe he wants to one day be able to lift the car bro
>>74070537I wanna do cosplay and not feel disgusting when I look at myself in the mirror
it makes the pain go away temporarily
>>74070537I'm trying to avoid pain and being in shape helps with this a lot. both physical and mental. plus my friends started a work out challenge where we all need to do some form of working out 4 days a week for a month and I decided to continue because I love gaining muscle. also because I need to be a super saiyan and no skinny bitch ever became one
>>74070537Literally for girls
>>74070547>To sniff the unwashed butthole of a fertile young female.this, and its a plus to be fit which hopefully help me to survive world war 3
I want to survive the upcoming civil war/WW3
>>74070537Because I hate women
To be an elite elk hunter, freezer has been stocked the last 5 years of wild game, when I need motivation I imagine empty freezers and my kids and wife starving
>>74070537Because I am better than the average human and I know that they know that I know that I am better than them when I pass them on the street and catch them mirin
>>74071123basedhttps://youtu.be/3qjcokrBAVE?si=oThjepAmOyRYIrC5
>>74070537Its one of the basic ways to self-improve yourself out of the gutter.
>>74070537Where did you get this photo of my weakest son (15 years old)?
>>74070537To not be fat, keep my blood pressure down, and outlive every single one of you.
>>74076970He posed for it after I sold steroids to him.
>>74070537I don't train, I just shitpost.
>>74070537To honor my ancestors. To crush my enemies. See them driven before me. To hear the lamentations of their women.
>>74070537Evolved over time. >for sports >then women >then to cope in general >now to stay somewhat sane Even now I still fall off, but then I am reminded how I feel if I don't do exercise and start again. Will be going tonight or this afternoon depending on how long classes last.
>>74077048sweet
Because demoralization faggots tell me theres no point. Im also natty because faggots on this board say natty lifting is a joke.Anything you retards say is worth doing the opposite way.Nuke this board
>>74071123With that much thought and counterplay, you could simply learn wrestling or something and save yourself the mental tax. Hitting the double leg feels really good.
>>74070537Longevity and also because each and every adult throughout my childhood absolutely failed me in the realm of healthy food and physical fitness. It's me against me now. Fuck the obese western world.
>>74070537I don't.
>>74077405I already know and am able to do alot of the movements from various martial arts,but I want to be able to escape if I were to ever get caught at a moment of vulnerability where I might not be able to think of a technique to escape on the spot.
Cause I’m paid to be fitAnd most of the jobs that I qualify for are there specifically because I’m fitIf I age like my father I have about until 45 before I enter the JUST phase and loose my hair and gain weight like a balloon. So I better have my ducks in a row by then
>>74070537for the girls from my moekinos
>>74072457Amen
>>74070537I don't like being a fatty and want to use my wide frame better
mulatta gf
>>74078384This.Even though I stated later in my life I want to put my wide frame to good use.
>>74076813I lift to be able to hold someone like that while talking casually
It's fun.Also I have nobody, which means if I become infirmed I'm done. Must stay self reliant.
>>74070537My mental health and spiritual development. I have bipolar and working out helps me to stave off depressive episodes and gives me a healthy outlet for my increased energy when I'm hypomanic. I'm a Shingon Buddhist and I am training to reach the point where I can undertake ajari training. This will involve a long, hardcore fasting period with a ton of hiking.
To achieve ethereal beauty
>>74070537TO CRUSH MY ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE ME AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN
>>74070537To help with the body dysmorphia, extreme depression, and unceasing anxiety.It hasn't help thus far...
>>74071139Bond between brothers is the longest bond in life. You knew him before your friends or wife. You'll know him after your parents, grandparents and mentors die. Why would you risk breaking that bond forever?I only had shitty sisters, no brothers.
>>74070537Helps me sleep and deal with PTSD from Afghanistan.
To be a good role model for my son.To be able to easily open pickle jars.For the destruction of the state of Israel.
When I get arrested I want it to be a succulent chinese meal type moment, not "I cant breathe"
>>74082179holy basedhttps://youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU?si=tu0kvdfy0FWFD8DG
>>74080831
>>74070537I train for the coming collapse of the usa and the ensuing race wars. Also to be able to defend myself and family from browns and blacks in current year.
>>74070537trains is hard job
For the eternal glory of western civilization.
Because its fun :)
>>74072208you definitely don't look the same. The mirror lies. You look 32.
>>74070537Because I got told to post physique once in a heated online argument, wasn't up to standard, and automatically lost the debate. Now I lift to be prepared for the next time that happens>inb4 post physique
>>74084720post fizeek
I simply get bigger to Mog the other males in my family
>>74085129>bigger than the males of my family>balder than the males of my familyIt's over. It's fucking over.
>>74070537axe never used in monthslook at the edgeirl this dude probably fuck old gay men
dopamine
i don't
>>74083257Other friends have flown before.You'll leave me; not because you are bad, but because I am terrible.All my problems are entirely my fault.
>>74085482Are you one of those fags that comes here just to look at men?
>>74085494hell yeah, brother
>>74076688actually achievable nattybtw today downloaded skyrim again lelBut i made a high elf, with decent sized hands ;]
Because it's the one non-bullshit element in my life. Everything else is abstract, obtuse, subjective, convoluted. When number goes up, it means number goes up. When I get bigger, it means I get bigger. There is no trickery or lie.
>>74070537I train to be something in between a Space Cowboy, CIA field agent and a Lara Croft/Indiana Jones adventurerBeing fit is part of the picture
>>74086082I feel that way too. Self-improvement is kryptonite to liars and fakes. Their whole house of cards comes crashing down when faced with objective truth.
>>74072135Incredible wisdom contained in this post.
>>74086120why are you dissecting froge?
>>74085756Pretty based, tbqh famalam.
Extreme self-hatred and extreme narcissism
>>74077367
>>74070547>>74075725You guys do realize girl poop smells as bad as, if not worse than, normal poop, right? Sniffing your own finger after it's been in your butthole will give you the same smellperience. I used to be a sniff fag too until I've actually sniffed, never again.
>>74087375We are talking about biological women
>>74070537i dont know. motivation is a meme and stopped caring for it years ago. Mainly its just discipline and a habit now.
>>74085483Then you too will learn to fly. If you can not have comfort in others, having comfort in oneself is important. There is no shame in that.
>>74070537I got bullied a little bit in middle school/high school. I often have angry violent thoughts about people I either know or don't know fucking with me in some way and me destroying them. Obviously that is just a fantasy in my mind, but I like getting bigger and beefier so that I can deter that from ever happening again. That's pretty much it.
>>74087467>Then you too will learn to fly.It's from The Raven.>Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—>On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”>Then the bird said “Nevermore.”>There is no shame in that.Maybe not. But there is shame in being jobless and living with your parents past 25.
>>74071182all of that lifting just for a .png that could fit on a floppy diskstep up, nigga
>>74070537i have noticed a simple pattern - the more i work out, the less i want to kill myselfthat is why i train. along the training i have noticed other reasons to keep it going, such as better energy levels, endurance, higher sex drive, etc., but it all stemmed from warding off the darker thoughts
JUST TO COPE TILL I DIE T B H
>>74070537it's fun and healthy.
In the hopes of finding a based negro woman
>>74070537To offset my benders. I go months eating healthy, gym, go outside. Then out of nowhere I lock myself in my room with bottles of wine, cocaine, speed and heroin, benzos for the comedown. Binge for 4 or 5 days.Last weekend a girl I'm seeing said after sex how ripped and tan I was looking and that it made her feel self-conscious, chubby and pale. Instead of basking in this mire and feeling good about myself, the next day I started a three day speed and beer binge.I don't know what is wrong with me. It's like I have to punish myself whenever anything good happens to me.
>>74088058Based enjoyer of the extremes I do the same thing; workout, career, diet, sleep on point for months and then a week of complete descent into drugs,booze, prostitutes and degeneracy. What tf is wrong with us. I care about my life and doing the day to day things to carry aan forward but I can't go too long without losing my mind or the pressure builds and starts affecting the things I care about. Last time I went off the rails I did an 8ball of coke and ate a hookers pussy. We really out here bruh
>>74070537I want my daughter and son to be strong, and it's important to lead by example. If I sit on my ass and eat Oreos all the time, what kind of message am I sending them?
>>74070537Because I'm not going to be the one carrying the shoes
>>74088187>I workout to be able carry low-IQ brown people who want me dead across my borderThat's certainly a new one that I haven't heard before.
>>74071123based and Oliva-pilled
>>74088202Couldn't possibly mean "I want to be able to help & protect my wife and child"You're buck broken by /pol/ if you look at that post and instantly start shitting and pissing about illegals
>>74070537So I can cosplay more attractive anime men, of course.
>>74070537I want to look physically imposing and capable of hurting people
>>74088058Embrace your inner madman. This your destiny.
>>74070537To protect Asuka
to get fit and jacked and have good boners and jerk off in the mirror while telling myself that i am good enough
>>74079940>amazing body>tattoosRuined
>>74087375>Sniffing your own finger after it's been in your butthole will give you the same smellperienceSmells good though.
>>74070537for this unironic
>>74086074I never played skyrim lol, im just ugly as shit and want to orcmax.
>>74070537To rape