the tweet that obliterated /fit/
>>74119020Counter point: poetry is gay.
>>74119026And "fun facts" are totally useless except if you want to make fake conversation and pretend to be interesting and learned.
>>74119020No LARP. I have published poetry in the library of congress, I speak 4 languages, and I'm currently undefeated in games of trivia, among other intellectual accomplishments. I'm still in the top 0.1% of men in terms of strength and size. It's a completely separate thing that takes up only a few hours per week if you actually use that big brain to program effectively. If you're really into it then you'll spend like 8 hours a week total lifting.
>>74119020>weak man talking hard time is going on and getting worse by day, this faggot will suffer
>>74119085>I have published poetry in the library of congressNo you don't>I speak 4 languagesNo you don't>and I'm currently undefeated in games of trivia, among other intellectual accomplishmentsNo you're not>I'm still in the top 0.1% of men in terms of strength and size.No you're notnext LARPer step up please
This is so trve.
>>74119131I’ve been saying this to my brother for the past year, women have been looksmaxxing since they were 12That’s why the average woman now mogs the average dude
>>74119020Every day its the same stupid shit posted here over and over.Don't you faggots ever come up with anything original ever?
>>74119020>Implying I'm not /fit-lit/lmao, I love playing dumbass for a bit and getting people like this feeling completely worthless
>>74119020That's a hamfisted and pretentious tweet but it's true. I have been lifting for 10 years and I can safely say that lifting is a low IQ activity.
>>74119140>the average woman now mogs the average dudethe average woman is 5'4", weights 170 lbs, and looks like gollum when they're not wearing makeupthis isn't an argument you're going to win
>>74119327Oh those things?I’m talking about people anon.
>>74119123In my experience, people who claim to speak 3+ languages really just mean they can order coffee in an extra language. You speak to them in a language they pretend to know and it all crumbles.
>>74119020My phone can do everything you've spent your entire life doing.
>>74119020Imagine working out one bicep a day.
>>74119020>January 2021Wow this bait is more than 3 years old now. I wonder how many times it’s been posted in total
>>74119131This but teenage girls can't read or wash their face.
>>74119020Every large muscle of a bodybuilder represents a marvel movie he didn't see, a funko pop he didn't collect, a reddit thread he didn't browse.
>>74119363literally all """"polyglots"""" are like thisat best they can sustain an awkward conversation for a few minutes
>>74119020This tweet labors under the impression that the time I (or someone else) spends in the gym would otherwise be used to write, read, or learn. But I can speculate with high confidence that the average America is spending the time they aren't lifting playing video games and/or watching TV.I quit playing video games, now I lift, run, and do chores around my house. I don't read more, but I also don't read less.
>>74119131you can tell a man typed this because it says pol and Patrick Bateman in it
Each tweet of a terminally online represents a language he didn't learn, a poem he didn't read, a useful fact he never memorized.
>>74119140unironically i had this exact same thought the other day... ik it's a different board but average woman is so much more /fa/ than any male i know it's not even funny
>>74119477you have no idea how bad it really is. egirls have adapted in ways we couldn't have possibly predicted.
>>74119530lol remember when eva used to be an anime exclusively watched by overanalyzing autists, and now its every e girls favourite showtimes sure have changed
>>74119575honestly it started with /r9k/. they weren't able to repel the egirl invaders (mentally weak simps) and they spread from there to /pol/ then the rest of the site
>>74119575People thought it was silly when waifu wars over Asuka vs Rei were going on because they're obvious jabs at archetypes. Now girls want to be them too lol.
>>74119131>reading books off /lit/ chartsA step too far.
>not listening to japanese or german literature via audio book while working outngmi
>>74119020And yet Arnold, arguably World's most famous bodybuilder is a former governor who speaks two languages and a licensed tank driver
>>74119020I can call you a faggot in 6 languages. How about that for a fun fact?
>>74119131Honestly fucking based, many of you retards who make of lifting your whole persona need a reality check.
>>74119131
>he doesn't listen audio books on obscure ergative-absolutive languages between sets Poetry is gay though
But what if you are a non anglophone /fit/zian? I mean we have to learn another language as we aren't raised in English...
>>74119131lmao no way this was actually written by a woman but it's true. Every zoomer thinks they're some kind of austere warrior lbecause they read The Meditations and have some basic fitness regime
>>74119111Trips noted.Maybe he can circumvent the local gangs by enthralling then with Harry Potter trivia.
>>74119131Sorry but I have a girlfriend.
>>74119085Konichiwa, dude
>>74119363>>74119403Voulez vous danser?Puede bailar?
>>74119131I didn't realize so many couldn't tell American Psycho was satire or just over the top.
>>74119020Good ole rpg mentality. If I didn't train, I'd just veg out in bed.Not that I'm much better with training, but I'm better, and also follow more intellectual pursuits.You don't have a set amount of points to distribute, you actually have to put in the work in everything you do. And it's so easy, so tempting, to just... NOT.
I beat up women.
>>74119131It's now official, Women = Faggots
>>74119020Every tweet from a weak and sedentary man is a lift he didn't perfect, a marathon he didn't run, a PR he never reached.
>>74119020The person who posted that is a twink faggot s00i nerd cuckfaggot
>>74120301thank you for your service anonbut you can also beat up men, that's ok too
>>74119131I cannot be convinced that women don't romanticize all these things just as much as, if not more than men do. I also can't be convinced that someone romanticizing their own life is wrong. In fact, I think it's an inevitable facet of human perception.
i read, maximum, one poem a year, for 2 minutes. my muscles took a lot more fucking work than that lmao>t. old enough to have finished school
>>74119020>tfw didnt learn french because of my posterior deltfeels bad
>>74120689French is a beautiful language and France has the best culture in the world, I suggest you learn it. I started from scratch and became semi-fluent in 3 months. Now I know around 15,000 words and read literature exclusively in French. Also this summer I will be going to Bordeaux for a month long vacation.
>>74121044I mean, there are simpler ways of coming out of the closet but you do you king.
>>74119131This is intentional rage bait and you're all falling for it. You're giving yourself higher cortisol levels for no reason.
>>74121044Are u sucking Francois dick while ur there too?
>>74119131>some bint I wouldn't give the time of day is trying punish me by trying to gaslight me so she can feel better about her wretched life, again
>>74120509Faggot
>>74121279>>74121376Keep coping anglo filth Plainly articulating why France is the best country to travelInb4 "muh ethnics muh riots b-b-but mewslim muh replacement" STFU. Maybe that's a concern in Paris or Marseille but most of the country is lovely. I. France is the sweet spot of Europe where everything is justttt right:-France has the jolly Western European beer culture but there aren't drunken bloated chavs hollering and threatening to knock you out on every corner like in the UK/Ireland.-France has the lazy Mediterranean culture with good food but is not dirt poor like Spain/Portugal/(South) Italy and is not filled with British tourists.-France has an excellent club and rave scene but is not kinky, creepy and degenerate asf like Germany/Hungary/Czechia and is not full of British tourists like Spain/Portugal.-Most of France gets quite hot in the summer, the south is the same climate as Spain and Italy. The North like Brittany, Normandy and Nord-Pas-De-Calais doesn't get too hot, but is still nice and summery like the British isles. You can ski in the Alps and the Pyrenees.Literally perfect geography and perfect culture for travelling, and on top of that French girls are so sexy.-Unfortunately they are very blackpilled so if you're a balding manlet LTN skip France. They also really hate guys that are fat, I feel like moreso than in most countries.-Age of consent is 16, and it's normal to find groups of 14 year olds in alleys drinking or smoking weed, they are always friendly.-BUT THATS ONLY FOR YOU NONCES OUT THERE, the 18-20 year old girls are another world. There are just herds of 18 y/o Staceylites with sexy long dark hair and perky tits patrolling the streets at night, and they're always really sociable, especially if you speak French.-In places that aren't poor like Bordeaux ethnics are actually lovely, they're well integrated into society and are the same as natives, it's rare to see a group of badmen like in the British isles.
>>74119020>>74119131Don't care, still lifting, demoralizers can eat shit
>>74119020Why is it the people who say this only ever seem to know about Harry Potter and capeshit movies?You can listen to podcasts and ebooks while exercising and probably retain information better than if you were just doing it on your ass in front of a screen or book.>>74119363I take it you live in America?
>>74119020This is why I skip legs. Have all the benefits of looking good and the extra time to educate myself.
>>74119327It's clear you don't leave your house lol
Midwit cope. Smart people understand the utility of fitness.
>>74121541Mucho texto
>>74121635This. Just lift and don't take /fit/ seriously. Also fuck biggers
>>74119131Sorry but men, especially younger men and boys, improve themselves based off archetypes. Women confuse this aspirational instinct for men actually thinking they are that thing. When a man posts a stoic reading list with a picture of Marcus Aurelius he isn’t saying “Marcus Aurelius is literally me.” He is saying “I want to be more like Marcus Aurelius in knowledge and moral character.”>CAPTCHA: MOGD
>>74119131Cope. I make more money than 99% of women. I'm more well-read and better educated than 99% of women. I'm in better shape then 99% of women. Still can't get a gf.
>>74121541What resources would you recommend for learning French?
>>74121819Everything is the same, get a grammar book, learn the basics of grammar, watch a tutorial on pronunciation because it's very difficult at the begging, after that build your vocabulary and speaking skills through reading and listening to French literature, movies, podcasts etc etc. To be more motivated, read books or watch videos in French that are interesting to you. For example I like cooking, politics and cars, so I searched for the most popular French youtubers of these topics and started watching them. Gradually I increased my vocabulary because of the interest in these topics. As for begging, I'd recommend you get French for Dummies, French Vocabulary and any dictionary French -Your native language.
>>74121541>Age of consent is 16, and it's normal to find groups of 14 year olds in alleys drinking or smoking weed, they are always friendly.That'a an interesting way of telling us you're a pedo
>>74121871Actually the term your looking for is Ephebophile
>>74119131fetal alcohol/downie eyes
>>74119363I literally speak 3 languages fluently. Maybe you live in america.
>>74119020You only need English, poems are for women and fags, fun facts are useless.
>>74119327Exactly. All of this looksmaxxing, intellectual development, "cultivation", etc is highly skewed towards the top 10 or 20%, male or female. Most people - man, woman, or gender salad - are 56%er goblins. Society is splitting into the haves and have-nots in more ways than just wealth. The richer people are often more /fit/, more looksmaxxed, smarter, but not always. There's plenty of DMV-phenotypes who make $100k at do-nothing jobs and blow all their money on junk food.
>>74119020What a coping false dichotomy.
>>74119131Agreed. Reading books, lifting for aesthetics and having basic hygiene is pure faggotry and woman behavior. Would rather play video games and eat a pile of ice cream with fried chicken post workout.
>>74120068It's not even a meme
>>74119020... and you know this faggot never did any of those things, either. He just sat around playing World of Warcraft.
>>74119020lifting or maintaining your body shouldn't and honestly isnt really impressive. its the bare fucking minimum. you dont have to be arnold schwarznegger, just dont be a fucking slob who doesnt take care of him or her self. working on your goal should always be first, working on your body though is non-negotiable. i think those with lithe physiques, kinda like jordan peterson's, look infinitely better than any muscle head or whatever. just maintain yourself and you win. that, is the bare minimum. but whats baffling is that so many people can't even reach such a low bar. or, they indeed can, but their laziness and ego halt them, citing it as unecessary or whatever. the ultimate goal is always maintaining your body, have enough muscle, and be in good health. that is the painfully obvious secret hidden in plain sight.
>>74119363It's that, or they speak 2+ languages that have extreme overlap, for example Norwegian/Swedish/Danish.
>>74122793I speak 5 languages: Macedonian, Serbian, Turkish, English, french. Only 2 overlap slightly vocabulary wise, but the grammar is completely different.
>>74119363I can speak 3 languages at a native level.
>languagesNo one cares>poetryGay>fun factsYou're that annoying autist at the party that someone brought out of pity.People like this aren't as smart as they think they are. They spend the 3 hrs a week they could have spent in the gym scrolling Reddit and watching Marvel movies.
>>74119020I don’t understand, why is it somehow impossible to lift weights as well as engage in other activities?also>Twitter
>>74122839Because people are lazy and mostly only do everything in a half-ass way. They hike a mile and think they met some quota for the month.
>>74121901Whatever makes pedos feel better
>>74122735>bare minimumFor what?
>>74119131The woman that crippled the already-failing sigma mails of /fit/
>>74119020Lots of people are stupid and fat too
>>74119020Now post the response that completely invalidates that stupid opinion, you know the quote from Socrates?
>>74121796>>74121635Based anons keep on winning
>>74123251if you need to set a standard, set a respectable one like taking care of your body. its not rocket science.
>>74119020The ideal courtier should be:>athletic>skilled in combat>skilled in dance>skilled in conversation>knowledgeable on a variety of modern subjects at a basic level>nonchalant, unaffected by others>pretends all his actions are easy, no matter how difficult
>>74123591>if you need to set a standard,Ok, cool.I don;t
>>74119020Posted by someone with 10k hours of league
>>74119020god i wish i was weak and fat again so i could recite star wars trivia
I have an undergrad degree in physics, I am pursuing a second degree in chemistry now, and I will get a third in pure mathematics before I pursue a phdyes I am autistic
>>74120509nicely put, I agree
>>74121871>a fully developed 16 yo girl with DD cups, legal in every civilized country is totally the same thing as a toddler, guysstop trying to blur the line between the normal heterosexual attraction and trannies diddling kids in daycare, in order to make the latter more sympathetic. kys groomer
>>74119020Saird sik
>>74119020joke's on him, I lift while working from home, I have a power rack in the same room as my computer, so I'm actually getting paid to get swole
