I recently developed a fascination with cereal, specifically nutrigrain. Idk why, perhaps my neglectful cereal-devoid childhood, perhaps my body was just missing those nutricious grains? Only baby jesus knows. Anyway, I am not a big fan of the taste of cow milk, and I couldn't convince my girl to lactate for me, so I settled for onions milk.I based my decision on a pleasant taste, fairly healthy in terms of sugar, fat, protein etc. Balance and the general creamy texture. Who doesn't like a bowl of creamy grains?The thing I noticed next is interesting. After about 2 weeks, my belly fat began disappearing on it's own, I feel more energetic, and I actually feel the urge to use the gym, rather than just paying a weekly fee and not using it. I feel great and I look slimmer and my bones feel less rusty, wtf is happening?I am aware onions milk contains a lot of protein, and so far I am thinking this must be what has happened? Basically I have given myself a sudden protein boost and have become super motivated and more healthy? It's a lot cheaper than steak too, although I am also planning to go on a carnivore diet for a while and see how it effects me. RIP my wallet though... TLDR for all y'all that don't give a shit about my story; Onions milk gave me a protein boost, killed my fat and cleared up my brain-fog.Now just gotta do something about my autism.
Fucking "onions milk"What the actual fuck, fucking cunt of an autocorrect feature, how the fuck did "onions" become onion?? Holy jesus hahahaha
Wait nvm I just realised it's the fucking messageboard censoring onionsThe post is about onions, nigger
I love onions.