Who mogs who?
Man mog monke, gorilla have tiny dick
>>74122978you took an average ape and an above average manyou also shaved the man, but not the ape >>74122982yeah but his balls are massive
>>74122978No mogging, just two bros t-posing on the haters trying to pit them against each other.No more common ancestor wars
>>74122978NO MORE BROTHER WARS
>>74123409>feeding a kitten to a violent beastShoot all gorillas
>>74122978Inaccurate pic, Gorillas are way way more fucking jacked
>>74122978>5'8he mogs no one
>>74122978>Who mogs whom? Ftfy
How do I become a gorilla? I want to gorilla max.
>>74122978The ape would fucking kill youIt's literally twice your size.Your best odds are using some kind of long weapon like a stick and ramming it down the ape's throat
>>74122978>it's right next to me, isn't it?
One gets to live in nature with their senpai eating nanners and getting yoked by climbing and another lives in a suburb and works for a corporation staring at a screen all dayMonke mogs to oblivion
Gorillas have tiny ass dicks so human wins.
>>74124040>>74122982The dick size of a primate is proportional to the promiscuity of the female.
>>74123931Gorillas ain't shot compared to grizzly bears. A grizzly would rip a silverback apart easily and if some geriatric with a gas station pocket knife can stab a 750 lb grizzly to death then I as a fit human male can stab a gorilla to death.Gorillas don't even have claws and while the have powerful bites, that kind of fighting doesn't compare to a sharp, long blade that's capable of reaching vital organs.Animals aren't resistant to pain and fear either. If a gorilla gets tabbed it's probably try to run away immediately.
>>74122978That ape has nothing on Lenny.
>>74123409Koko was found to be a fraud. While gorillas are more impressive than niggers, I wish people would stop celebrating this scam.
>>74122978Who mogs whom*?Gorilla absolutely strength mogs, he's made for it. There are some things the white man can't do. For everything else, there's Master Race.
>>74122978dunno, you tell me
>>74125043I rate my odds against a grizzly higher than my odds against a gorilla.If a grizzly is trying to attack me, it's for food. If I make it hard enough then the bear is going to give up.If a gorilla is trying to attack me, it's because I pissed it off and odds are it's going to rip my arms off before I'm able to pursuade it otherwise.
>>74122978Bro im almost 10in longer wingspan than height, my bench is dogshit so id guess wide shoulders short drumstick long forearm is peak.
>>74127006Ok but a grizzly is four times the size of a man and a gorilla is only like 1.5 times your size, also the average gorilla can deadlift 800kg, so really gorillas are only about twice as strong as the strongest human beings alive, if you have a knife you could definitely at least double K.O. one.
>landcels are arguing about gorillas vs bears againlmao
