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Kill me now

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>>74125241
anna's swollen pregnant breasts

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She's got a little bit of the rat, but it makes her more beautiful

Going in for bloods tomorrow. A little worried. My BP is up slightly. I've had more heart palpitations lately and a lot of trouble sleeping. Heart rate isn't fast, but my heart has been besting harder. Hope my blood isn't too thick.

>>74125320
I can't believe she ever had that one really ugly haircut. She looks good with a normal haircut.

>>74125241
Anyone ever lose a needle? 2 years ago I cruised for a year (high dose TRT?) and even now my thighs feel weird in the area I pinned (I wasn’t doing the same exact spot every time). Like there’s almost rough spots like 2”x4” on each thigh you can’t see it but I can feel it, the muscle under the skin is what I’m referring to.


It will get sore occasionally and it occurred to me that needles break. What do I do? Mainly, I worry about a possible future MRI. I never noticed any needles being broken or smaller post injection, but the fact it feels how it does now makes me concerned. I’m sure if there was a fragment it would eventually come out on its own but idk. I would assume if it broke I’d have noticed during my pin, no? Like I’d “feel” the needle snapping while holding it, right?

>>74125412
They were 23 ga btw

>>74125248
god, i need to tone my thighs

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>>74125412
>>74125420
could be scar tissue from 23g harpoons lmao, I don't know how you'd break a needle either way.

>>74125412
wouldn't it be funny if you were in an mri machine and they turned it on and a little bit of needle shot out of your leg and somehow shredded your benis into delicate ribbons? lol

>>74125412
>Mainly, I worry about a possible future MRI.
fwiw surgical grade stainless shouldn't be magnetic

>be on a cut for 10 weeks
>weight loss stops at week 5
>eat more food for a week but do twice as much cardio
>still in a deficit
>3kg gained
>no strength (re)gain
>not even looking fuller
Should i just give up at that point? Only positive was that i woke up with morning wood for the first time in weeks.

I’m getting large hard lumps where I’m injecting my test e subq (200mg, 1/2ml). Same reaction no matter where I inject. Would intramuscular be better or will I have the same reaction just deep in the muscle instead of right under the skin? Thinking I might be allergic to the carrier oil but can’t be bothered at this point to buy different gear

>>74126526
>0.5cc subq
>I’m getting large hard lumps
what did you expect you fucking retard?

>>74125241
God she is glowing

Thank you based Red Scare Chad

Anna + Dasha + 2Ds = life, ignore all other women

>>74126758
To not get giant lumps?

>>74125548
I don't think it has to be magnetic to move in an MRI machine
>>74125540
I used to work in a machine shop and I'm scared if I ever get an MRI some tiny speck of metal dust in my eye will just turn my eyeball into jello

Hey fellas, what is the steroid that causesthe last mount of accelerated aging? I was think var because women take it, but I don't know

>>74125241
stop posting my wife

>>74125241
Any fraud tips for dbol reflux

>>74127431
I get acid reflux really bad on tren
Glutamine and if that dosent help some sort of heartburn OTC medication like Peptac or gaviscon.
Don't resort to PPI's they fuck you up more than it's worth

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>>74127431
>>74127698

PPIs work excellent. I have to take prednisone in high doses every now and then for inflammation in my eyes. I always go on omeprazole too. I've never had any side effects. But then again I never did it on a cycle.

>>74125320

Got my bloods. Will find out in a few days if my blood is yogurt. Got a compliment from the Hesser Lupita doing the bloodwork.

>>74126845

I'd you are only pinning 2x a week just do IM delts and thighs. .5 ml of water is about the max you can do subq. .5 ml of oil is too much

>>74128432
>Hesser Lupita
Wut

>>74128455

I guess I'm too old. Hesser College was a for profit college known for being a paper mill. They taught a lot of certification courses like medical coding or physicians assistant. A lot of the techs at hospitals that do basic shit like blood draws only have certifications. I just Google it and apparently they shut down 10 years ago.

>>74127431
Try taking it sublingual first of all
More soluble fiber will likely help
That's oats, metamucil, soaked chia

Mk677/hgh/gh peptides will unironically fix it if the above doesn't work

>>74128608
Ah makes sense, thanks. I'm only 29 so maybe that's why it went over my head lol. At least you got a mire out of it.

>>74128636
So I can just dissolve the tabs under my tongue? Ill give that a try, I just bought some Gaviscon and that seemed to help but I am looking into mk677 for sleep so might just pull the trigger on that

cjc no dac + ipamorelin
what dosage
before bed or twice a day?
can't find any consistent info on the net?
i wanna pin that during my cut, starting in a week

>>74128833

200mcg of each before you go to bed. At least 2 hours after you eat. Watch out it might increase your appetite.

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>>74126912
>I don't think it has to be magnetic to move in an MRI machine
the only reason nonferrous/nonmagnetic metals are to be removed is so they don't create noise in the scan
the reason magnetic metals need to be removed is so you don't fucking die
https://healthimaging.com/topics/medical-imaging/magnetic-resonance-imaging-mri/mri-accident-triggered-object-patients-rectum
https://www.vtopenmri.com/frequently-asked-questions

>>74128926
the only available version is 5mg cjc+10mg ipamorelin in a insulin pen where i live
so the dose of ipa per unit injection is always double
i thought of 175mcg +350mcg injection every night

Just started taking creatine. Going to get my bloods done soon, hoping everything comes back fine.

>>74128960

It will cause a fatal reaction. J/k you should be fine. A lot of dosage schedules call for 2 ipa/1 cjc. I do it 1 to 1 mainly out of convience. I never noticed a difference doing more Ipamorelin so by doing them at the same dose, I change out the vials at the same time.

>>74126453
>still in a deficit
>3kg gained
Unless its water weight you weren't in a deficit

>>74129039
aight thank you man

>>74129199
>2000 calories consumed
>15000 steps ed
>1-2 hours of cardio ed
>lifting 7 days a week
I just hope you're not implying that i've gained 3kg of fat.

>>74129312
Tell me this is a joke and you’re not actually doing all of that? Are you in your last week of prep for a bodybuilding show?

If not you’re fucking retarded and need to learn how to train and diet and I seriously hope you’re not really taking steroids

>>74129362
This is my daily activity since forever. I am not doing this specifically to drop weight. Only thing that can change is number of steps per day, which doesn't have that much impact on my tdee.

>>74129378
>only thing that can change is my daily steps

Yeah you definitely couldn’t lower the cardio or stop lifting 7 days a week like a complete retard

>>74129387
Why would i do less of something that i actually enjoy? And how less activity would be beneficial for fat loss in this case?

>>74129406
If you want to lift everyday and do absurd amounts of cardio that’s fine. Just understand it’s not optimal for progress and don’t complain when you’re unhappy with your gains.

>how would less activity be beneficial for fat loss

Because you have nothing to pull from dude. If you’re not eating shit and doing 2 hours of cardio as your baseline where do you think you’re going to pull from to lose weight? You have 3 vectors to utilize for fat loss. Cardio, calories and drugs. You’re already redlined on 2 of them with no where to go. Unless you start doing 3 hours of cardio and eating 1500 calories.

>>74127903
The issue is coming off them when specifically taking them for a cycle.

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>>74125241
do you guys enjoy this sultry photo of dasha?

>>74129441
>don’t complain when you’re unhappy with your gains
My goal is loss, not gains.

>you have nothing to pull from
I am doing cardio because i simply enjoy it. It's my source of daily entertainment.
If cut my activity now it will only get worse.

Do i have to cycle on and off creatine? And when do I do my bloods? Can it cause balding like steroids do?

>>74129469
YES

>>74129507
Gains is a figure of speech referring to progress. Don’t complain that you’re not making the progress you want when what your doing isn’t conducive to progress.

>it’s my source of daily entertainment
Ok and that’s great. But decide for yourself if you just enjoy doing that or if you want to make physical progress with your body. If you do then you need to reevaluate what you’re doing. And honestly it’s going to take months to reestablish your basal metabolic rate from your current protocol.

Also why are you on steroids if you don’t care about gaining and only want to lose? That makes no sense

>>74129469
SEXOOOOOOO

>>74129507
I think he thinks you want to be mr olympia or something kek

>>74129578
Not him but are you retarded? Being on steroids will make he hold more lean mass while dieting than without them and boost performence and recovery etc. Steroids arent just for becoming mass monsters .

anna is so much hotter than dasha

>>74129630
Are YOU retarded? From talking to him I can tell none of his goals require roids. You don’t need to be on steroids to look like Eliud Kipchoge, it’s a complete fucking waste to shut down your endocrine system and have to stick yourself for the rest of your life to be 6’ and 160lbs or whatever this guys goal is.

>>74129655
Shut the fuck up faggot kek go and killyourself so we dont have some dumb faggot telling people who can and cant use roids.

>>74129684
I never told him he couldn’t use roids complete and utter smooth brain. I asked him why he was when it is no way necessary for his goals? And I don’t even need to say it because read his original post, it’s not working for him lmao what a fucking surprise I never could have told you that

No doubt you’re some 6 month no progress bitch who hopped on steroids because your genes are absolutely fucking worthless and you’re too much of a pussy faggot to do anything about it. Enjoy roiding to look natty fucking pathetic kys

>>74129578
>>74129655
>why are you on steroids if you don’t care about gaining and only want to lose? That makes no sense
I'm not blaming you for not considering multiple reasons before posting this but i've been lifting for 10 years, i am fine with the progress i've made and i want to be just leaner. I definitely would like to be bigger but i've been way bigger with slightly more body fat and it's just uncomfortable for my and my body doesn't seem to like sitting at that weight. My bp goes up, my knees start to hurt when i use stairs and i don't look as aesthetic as i do at lower weight.

I've been cruising for past 2 years because i simply don't want to come off and i'm a boomer so i need exogenous test. Everyone knows the benefits of stable synthetic test levels so it shouldn't be a surprise. Without test i probably wouldn't be able to keep up with my daily activity + my sleep is shit due to stress so my natural levels would drop down to nothing.

>it’s going to take months to reestablish your basal metabolic rate from your current protocol
I'm not sure if it's actually possible. I've been doing this for 13 years and i think my BMR got fucked within last 3 years when i did too much suicide cutting.
My last resort is GH but as of right now i can't justify paying for couple kits. Maybe within couple months.

>>74129773
Gotcha. Well sorry man that’s a bitch. I don’t know how old you are but I think you could still fix your BMR by slowly tapering down the cardio and tapering up the calories. I’d probably cut 15 min daily on the cardio and up your cals by 200 daily for several weeks until you were around 30 min of cardio daily and hopefully 3000ish calories. I would also drop your lifting to 5 days a week. Establish a new baseline from there and then you can resume your cut as you’ll now how places to pull from. That would be my plan if cutting really matters to you but like I said if you just enjoy all this activity then keep at it

>>74129773
>>74129845
Also don’t forget that all your activity contributes to stress. If you are already stressed in your personal life training 7 days a week is just going to keep your cortisol redlined. It sounds like a complete rest day or 2 a week would be good for you. Just my opinion. Good luck

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>>74129469
hehe I just noticed that I got the SEXOOOO digits (69) on my sultry dasha post. this is an auspicious sign! many blessings to us all bros

>>74129725
Didnt read but you need to shut the fuck up forever

>>74129544
Creatine is useless if you have a good diet. If you have a shit diet and use creatine you don't need to cycle it. No baldness.

>>74129653
True but Dasha is growing on me

>>74130010
Owned. Suck my cock pathetic twink faggot. Let your bloodline die so no one ever has to live with your shit genes again

>>74130026
>Creatine is useless if you have a good diet
idk man don't you have to eat half a cow to get a scoop's worth?

>>74130026

He's trolling. Nobody comes to a fraud thread.to talk about creatine. The 90s are over.

>>74130039
Kek DONTTTTT TAKE STEROIDSSSSS UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET BIGGGGG ..dumb cunt what about burn victims faggot? You know people are legit prescribed anabolics...should they not take them because they arent using steroids to get big?

>>74130039
Point is they enhance performence and recovery for nearly all sports not just muh bodybuilding , inject bleach into your veins anon, seriously do it.

>>74130118
>OMG BURN VICTIM
I'm sorry your face looks like shit bro.
>>74130130
Look at the UFC fighters before USADA hit them hard. Way more muscle mass, way more entertaining fights.

>>74125241
Finally got my wife to start taking anavar. Super stoked. She already has a good figure and she's gonna look great.

>>74130210
does she take vicious protein dumps when she is hitting the gym hard?

>>74128432
Bro just donate blood. Fuck. Why do you need blood work to figure that out?

>>74130227
She's actually never pooped in front of me or even left a hint that she's pooped in the five years we've been together. I can not name one time when I know she's pooped. She's like a ghost or seal team six. I have no idea when she does it and I can't even day for a fact whether she poops or not. There's only been a couple of times I've walked into the bathroom and there's been a faint poop smell so I'm pretty sure she does in fact poop.


One thing I love though is she loves it when I fuck her in the ass and she cuts and squirts all over me and I fuck her really hard like grab her whole body with all of my roid strength and full force fuck her butt with my entire dick all the way in and all the way out.

>>74130249
beautiful post

>>74130193
They prescribe aas for burn victims because it speeds up recovery/collagen synthesis.... but oh wait according to you they shouldnt because aas are only for being mr olympia

>>74125241
Anybody use pharmatech before?

>>74130130
Post body shitgenes. I guarantee you’re Indian

>>74130278
Are you a burn victim? This has to be the dumbest argument I’ve ever fucking heard. Taking steroids to look natty is the most fucking zoomer thing you could possibly do you pathetic willed faggot

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>>74130230

I get my bloods every 4-6 weeks on cycle. I'm going to donate soon. I'm still within the 8 week window before I can go back. I'm hoping I don't have to teach myself how to do a DIY phlebotomy.

>>74130318
Im not you FUCKING retard im telling you alot of people DO use AAS for other things than getting jacked jesus christ you are fucking retarded.

>>74130299
Says the downie who is so fucking retarded he doesnt even know what AAS are used for in the real world besides muh mr olympia

>>74130460
do you hope that the people who receive your roidblood because massive strong muscle monsters?

>>74129312
meanwhile I am natty, never do cardio outside of strict resting times + a lot of volume and I cut at 2500kcal

>>74130769
>>74129469
do you enjoy this sultry photo of dasha?

>>74130638
>>74130672
>What if she was raped and wants to abort the baby
Nobody cares dumb bitch

>>74130835
Every single track and field, boxing,baseball , basically every single sport cares and uses steroids to enhance performence you downie.

>>74130755

Obviously

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>>74130460
It's not that bad. I've almost probably died a couple times. Pass out many times. One time I went to heaven and came back.

But once you get the hang of it it's no big deal. 18g needle. Pop a cialis and an aspirin an hour before. Sit on the toilet. Pop. There you go.

>>74131063
ROIDING FOR THIS BODY LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74131063
Errrr are you one of those sub humans who has brown hair and ginger facial hair?

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>>74131155
It's an unflattering and impromptu picture. I weigh 220 pounds. Women seem to like it. I fuck them all the time. I had five girlfriends at one time before on top of a wife, she found and didnt leave me. How many have you had you butthurt little sand nigger? How cool are you faggot? Not very.

Now go show-off your little 170 pound with perfect lighting and your perfect gay Lululemon and gymshark clothes you narcissistic, effeminate sniveling little bodybuilding faggot.

>>74131296
160 friend, I'm 160, well 158.6 to be exact

>>74131063

Based. I'm trying to avoid that, but based nevertheless

>>74131296
Post pics of the girls you fuck lol

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>therapist recommended I come off tren again

>>74131296
220 with zero abs AHAHAHAHAHAHA youre fucking TRASH anon, total fucking garbage what the fuck so you know about peds? Judging by your shit tier body nothing.

>>74131296
You still look like complete shit for being on the sauce and you probably fuck literal 4/10 ogres with that physique, haircut, and beard. Oh also you look like a solid 5'10. Please never post in this on /fit/ again as you are a disgrace to anyone running gear.

>>74131296
Youre fucking fat and ginger lmao

>>74131459
This AHAHAHAHAHA he looks like a dirty smelly homeless ginger .

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Have any of you gone on a BP medicine like telmisartan? How was it? And side effects?

>>74131455
>>74131459
>>74131461
>>74131493

Samefags gonna samefag

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>>74131543
cope faggot

Does HGH work for illness recovery? I'm natty, but I heard that you can take it for colds. Does it make sense to stock up on mk677 pills?

>>74125241
>No source talk
So where do you go to discuss sources?
I'm NOT looking for a website where you can buy steroids. I'm looking for a website where you can read about other websites, where you can buy steroids.

>>74131543
Lol you dirty fucking ginger KYS

>>74131532
Im getting a script for it. Ive heard its a really good drug for bodybuilding as it reverse the problem that test does to kidney sodium receptors hence it being an ARB, amazing for protecting kidneys from elevated bp and protects heart etc.

>Done cycles of sarms and test
>All gains no side effects
>Lots of bloodwork to be safe and pct
>Considering Tren
Am I jumping the gun? or do I embrace this?

>>74125241
Retarded question but I just got curious. Some background info:
1) phytoestrogens in basedbeans and the likes behave like SERMs
2) phytoestrogens in basedbeans and the likes have ~100x less availability than regular hormones
Could you do a PCT off of entirely phytoestrogens if you were getting ~20000mg (by eating ~10kg of basedbean a day) if we ignore the ridiculousness of trying to eat 10 fucking kilos of basedbean a day?

>>74131742
>eat 10 fucking kilos of basedbean a day
>45000 calories
yeah I'm on a bulk could you tell?

>>74131647
>Want to use HGH
>Shall I stock up on MK677
kys retard

>>74131742
Why bother to eat 10kg of beans vs 1 tiny serm pill. Serms arent even hard to get legit scripts for even as a male same as A.Is .

>>74131766
>Why bother to eat 10kg of beans vs 1 tiny serm pill
because I conjured a retarded hypothetical mostly, I don't plan on doing a PCT for 2 more months myself. I'm just curious if this is an (otherwise) viable method; looking into other options, red clover is 10-20x more potent, so you'd only have to eat 500g to 1kg a day if you could handle the oxalates.

>>74131803
The bloat and gas off that amount of beans holy shit anon. Yes it is indeed retarded.

>>74125412
Inmates on insulin will commonly break them off in their stomachs to use them for IV drugs in a homemade rig later. These dudes tend to get sent to hospitals and fight a lot and never have issues with MRIs or anything. I think you're good.

>>74131296
You gotta shave the beard dude

>>74132104
Gay guys love it.

bros how much do you think a tall 9% beer inhibits gains on test and var?

I drink it once a week with buddies on my only rest day and Ive just read (here and elsewhere) that it prohibits muscle protein synthesis. I'm sure it's nothing but considering I'm blasting gear, wonder if it is really a tangeble impact or not.

>>74132138
a single beer once per week is probably negligible man, I wouldn't worry about it. it is important to spend time with the lads.

>>74131692
How did you get a script for telmisaratan specifically? I feel like if you talk to your doctor they’re gonna put you on lisinipril first most likely for BP. Did you ask for it straight up?

>>74132189
A normal gp wont be able to give you a script for it in the UK and will indeed do what you said, you will need to see a specialist either nephologist or caridologist as they are the only ones who can give scripts for that med for some reason. Same as a.i serms adhd meds etc all the good meds gps cant give scripts and only specialists can give out the scripts, in the uk anyway. You can obviously fake having high bp by using stuff like clen with anadrol before doing the tests, lifting etc to fudge your numbers same as kidney just take creatine to get shit gfr reading etc then ask the guy and ive you get a good one he will hook you up. Again I may have been lucky with the guys ive seen but all if them have liked me and wanted to help me so got scripts for tamoxifen arimidex and will have tele by end of next week.

>>74132138
I drink everyday on B&C. My liver levels are normal from my last test. This after is 12+ years of being on.

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Almost 2 weeks into 1000kcal deficit, 125 test/25 anavar. Back spasms from running last week has fucked up my cardio but cutting is simple.

Should I be having a shake first thing in the morning or is it okay to work out fasted then have a meal/shake after? Is being hungry a good sign?

>192lbs before

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>>74132337
Today, 186. I’ll probably have to cut to 175 to get diced idk if 6lbs will do the trick. I wanted to stop at 180.

>>74132337
Nothing wrong with training fasted. Id stim up though .

>>74129630
I’m just going to let you know that you’re speaking into a void here. I once suggested that cutting was better and easier on 500mg primo than 150mg test and the amount of hate I got was incredible. Let these retards permablast to 400lbs or until their hearts give out.

>>74132361
Primo is indeed insane for cutting and nitrogen retention for some reason, im doing 600mg and Im loving it, very mellow med coming from tren etc so its actually a nice break.

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>>74131063
The jew fears the at home phlebotomist.

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Well /fraud/? You can do this can’t you? He’s talking about for reps btw

>>74131662
Eroids, sst, mesorx, ugbodybuilding

>>74132508
Thanks for the sources

How often should steroid users get their blood checked?

>>74132665
You’re mom LOL

>>74132665
do you really think degenerate drug users who peddle how it's cheaper than protein powder on here actually do their blood work

>>74132337
>>74132347
>roiding for this
aahahahahahahah

>>74132764
Wait until I’m diced, I was 148 pounds in November 2022. I’m also 34.

>>74132773
Honestly just looks like u need to cut man . Don't listen to them

>>74130075
>The 90s are over.
JUST

>>74132773
ill wait until you have to get off the orals and watch you want to die after all your gains vanish

>>74132665
If you're new to it? Like at least twice a year
If you've been doing it for a while?
Not at all unless something feels very off

Haven't gotten full bloodwork in over 2 years now
Just got kidneys and liver checked but just cause I was curious if I was causing any dmg
Will get heart properly checked since I'm getting old but still don't plan on ever getting hormone levels checked again

>>74132347
>I’ll probably have to cut to 175 to get diced idk if 6lbs will do the trick. I wanted to stop at 180.
A good rule of thumb is whatever amount of weight you think you'll have to cut to get the bf percentage you want: double it

>>74132977
unless youre a broke bitch why would you not do blood work at least 4 times a year consistently on gear...

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>>74133015
Because if you feel fine enough and you already have stuff to monitor your rhr, BP, HCT/hemoglobin, blood glucose at home then why do you need bloods so often if at all?
Like at some point you just become like those 30 year olds that constantly get screened for cancer because they're such hypos

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How long does bacteriostatic water last once you draw from it? I've seen a lot of people say just a week or two. Wouldn't the alcohol keep it sterile for longer?

They always come in 30ml bottles but I never need more than a few ml at a time. Right now I'll keep one for 2-3 weeks but I feel like it should be longer. I keep the peptides for a month or two after they are reconstituted.

>>74133379
that woman has a feminine benis, doesn't she

>>74133379
>How long does bacteriostatic water last once you draw from it?
It should last a while especially if you refrigerate it or better freeze it

I've seen a lot of people say just a week or two. Wouldn't the alcohol keep it sterile for longer?
Ideally, yeah

But bro I've had newly opened bac water go bad on me in about a month even keeping it in the fridge
My current bottle in the fridge has been good for months

You can easily tell when it goes bad though cause it gets cloudy and/or changes color

>>74125320
>>74125241
ugly ass armenoid

>>74132863
I didn’t make the gains on orals you FAGGOT. It’s just for holding onto muscle in a deficit.
>>74132780
That’s how I feel thanks bro
>>74132998
That’s what I’m realizing man. I just don’t want to go back below 175 thoughever

>>74133552
"An Armenian is a jew who followed a coin rolling into a church"

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>>74131296
I looked better than this after my first month on the sauce.

>>74125241
I feel bad for the dude that's going to be paying her child support

how to buy steroids without being caught by usps?

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>just need a couple bags of dbol
>every UGL has $200-$300 minimum orders

>>74132347
You will look very pretty good soon. >>74133861
Weight is really meaningless, its all about the look. Focus on that and you cant lose.

>>74134667
Send me the money I'll drop them off

Hi guys!
I have a low test level so I went to an endocrinologist and they ordered some blood test. I got my results back, but I'm only going to talk to the doctor next week about them. Anyone here knows what do these mean?

FSH: 1,9 mU/ml
LH: 3,9 mU/ml
prolactin: 5,7 ng/ml
estradiol: 27,69 pg/ml
testosterone: 198,9 ng/dl
DHEA-S: 224,2 µg/dl
cortisol: 10,9 µg/dl

How fucked am I?

>>74135618
Actually producing estrogen in your body... It's over bro

>>74125241
i fucking LOVE halotestin

>>74135726
Go on..... continue....

Im putting 2ml in each bicep easy. Going to see if it does what synthol does and stretch the facsia and allow more "growth" within the zone. We will see.

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>>74135618

They order SHBG?

Your total test is low, just outside of range. If you are talking to an endocrinologist, tell them how tired you are and how your libido is so low. Those are the magic words for test. But you also seem to be from a gay country that uses commas for decimals, so YMMV.

Estradiol is a little elevated, but within range. Given your low test though that might cause problems.

>>74125320
Got my lipids and blood count back already. LDL is lower due to my diet and exercise. HDL dropped a lot. Went from 63 to 43. I need omega 3 and avocados ASAP.

My RBC and hematocrit were fine. Hematocrit when up a couple points but it's only 52. I was just being a bitch. BP actually dropped a couple points today. Probably just less stress.

I'm well aware HDL drop is inevitable, but I still don't like it.

Welp gotta pin again tomorrow for the 7th time tomorrow, here's to hoping I don't have some faggy panic attack again and won't still the needle in for a couple hours

>>74136188
You got this anonski. If you arent pinning you arent winning...

>>74136004
Princess Heleyna

>>74136188
I will say having someone else do your jabs is way easier. My dad does mine for me kek

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I gooned so much to this pic of anna back in the day

>>74136220
Thanks bro. Imma print this out and put it in my PED drawer.

>>74136370
Yeah live alone and single so that ain't happenin lol... but your dad, now that's interesting kek

>>74136605
If this is pin 7 why does it still scare you, I'm not giving you shit I'm just wondering you know it doesn't hurt and only takes 30 seconds I'm just curious about your mindset

>>74136686
I don't get it either desu that's why I'm so confused. First 5 were good and easy, but for some reason I psyched myself out on the 6th. Stared at the needle on and off for literally 5 hours before I was able to push it in. Weirdest fucking thing ever. I'm just overthinking it and I need to find a way to distract myself a bit.

>>74136805
I was pinning 5 times a week the end of the last year and then randomly one week I just couldn't do it so I get it. What size pins are you using and where are you pinning? I was doing delts with a 23g (harpoon way too big) and I got psyched out but now I'm doing VG with a 25g and that's so much easier would definitely recommend

>>74136834
Damn very interesting. I actually did my first 5 with 25G and did delts twice and VG 3 times. Wasn't too bad.

Just switched to 27G for my last one and it was a good amount less PIP in my VG. Only thing with VG that I think gets me in my head is that it's a smaller spot to pin so I'm always a little freaked out.

I also do it standing because I haven't seen a single video or picture of someone self injecting themselves while sitting down. I do prefer the spot and think I'll just alternate each VG moving forward since I do it twice a week.

>>74136854
VG is good 27g is good. It doesn't matter about hitting the exact spot especially if your pinning VG there's a lot of muscle around that area and worst case of you end up pinning subq your gear will still work. You got this anon don't stress it's all in your head.

When does deca dick kick in its been 2 weeks and I've popping boners 5-10 times a day so hard they hurt I have been taking 50/10mg of Viagra and Cialis a day (combo pill I got for cheap) and my test is 2:1 deca so I even have anything to worry about?

>>74136834
>I was pinning 5 times a week the end of the last year and then randomly one week I just couldn't do it
I get it bros
God I hate pinning
Every day I'm pinning these tiny needles subq and it still sucks balls
I'm fantasizing about the time I can go back on test and only pin twice a week

Hell I might just take the enclo pill
Literally

>>74137107
>When does deca dick kick in
Like 5 weeks later bro
You're still a ways off

So was browsing meso and couple madlads actually tested their cheap ugl and India pharma HCG
And guess the results

You ready...?

Under 20% potency for most
So that's a 5,000 IU bottle really only containing at most 1,000 IU
The best was Bayer India which came back at 50% potency so 2,500 IU from a 5,000 IU bottle

All you fucking retards thinking you're keeping your balls working with your ugl micro-dosed HCG on your test cycles are getting some nice placebo gains kek

>>74137217
Fuck that's shit my doc told me he won't write me a script for it but if I went to like an endo could I finesse my way into some pharma you reckon

>>74137181
>Like 5 weeks later bro
You're still a ways off

Is deca dick all prolactin I had some boner trouble on tren but I upped my prami dose and had no problems I'm on 1mg a day

>>74135765
i fucking LOVE being a raging insecure asshole

>>74137433
Kek what dose you doing?

>>74137217
Wow I'm sure meso isn't somewhere competitors go to shit on other sources to deter potential customers.
I've bought heaps of pajeet pharma from one of the biggest wholesalers and all has tested excellent

>>74137267
>doc told me he won't write me a script for it
Yeah I've heard it's getting harder to get a script for HCG as a dude
Could be to do with the shortages
But either way fucking sucks
It's still pretty easy to buy pharma from the usual places but they upcharge by like 50% or more
And HCG is already not cheap even with a script

>>74137292
>Is deca dick all prolactin
Honestly not sure
Not sure anyone really knows
I never got it and don't know anyone irl who ever had it but I've heard the online horror stories

Is it a bad idea to hop on 3ius of GH ed if i have skin cancer?

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>>74137217
>>74137267

I get pharma hcg through my trt provider. It's pretty expensive. Much more than the test. If you don't mind spending some loot, you can go the online clinic route. Costs a lot more than ugl but you get 1) correctly dosed hcg 2) a scrip label so you can take shit on a plane

From looking at everyone's favorite janny testing site there's a lab I've user for other things that seems to have legit HCG.

is it worthwhile to delay my PCT and intentionally crash my T to get some TRT? I would still be buying more T it would just save me a little money and put a good face on it if anyone ever notices the syringes in the garbage. how long would I have to be off to get really shit levels?

>>74138083
>is it worthwhile to delay my PCT and intentionally crash my T to get some TRT?
no

>>74138083

You throw your syringes in the garbage? Based. I do the sharp box like a little cuck.

>>74138174
it's fine, I put the caps back on them first

>>74132138
Studies in rats that I've looked at indicate something like a 25% drop in protein synthesis even when the rats are pretty hammered. If you drop your synthesis only 25% for a few hours a week, you're still getting like 95%+ of your gains.

Redpill me on test esters, does it really matter? Is this redditor just baiting?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Testosterone/comments/1cc1iej/test_isnt_test_ester_talk_and_why_is_shorter/

Alright lads. I have benched 3 pl8s as a natty, I'm wondering how long you lads think it would take to hit 4 if I started roiding?

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>>74132977
What’s a good resource for learning how to interpret/optimize bloods? Most docs are like “well you’re one point within the reference range so you’re perfectly healthy, nothing to worry about goy” etc

Have posted my most recent ones here a couple times and no one could really answer questions I had

>>74138688
Who wants to pin test every day? I'm already pinning GH once a day plus 2x a week test + more. I'll stick with E as it's cheaper than cyp.

>>74138174
I bet you recycle your AA batteries and don't throw your old car batteries into the ocean as well?

>>74138743
Idk I thought they all were the same so I have been using cyp

>>74138715
Anyone?

>>74138814
a week and a half

Do you prefer var or tbol to add to a basic 500mg test blast?

>>74138814
100

>>74138715
how depends on how obese you want to get desu

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>>74138931
TBOL, is worthless

>>74138688
>does it really matter?
The real answer is not unless you're running like a gram a week
In which case actually the longer esters put on more muscle but yeah bros tend to "feel better" on the shorter ones
If you're only running like 500 test who cares
No notable difference

>>74138731
You're asking the wrong guy
I'm big on muh number ultimately doesn't matter unless something is seriously wrong with you
I've lived long enough to hear
>you need high cholesterol for good hormones
>you need low cholesterol for good heart health
>you need low estrogen for boners and libido
>you need high estrogen for heart and brain health

Meehhhhh

It's akin to all these fad nutrition diets
Muh number must be this one day and the complete opposite the next
Nonsense

>>74138715
This:
>>74139021
>how depends on how obese you want to get desu
Know a few natties who managed to 405 natty yet they had to weigh over 260 lbs
Know only a single fraud who was able to hit 405 weighing under 200 lbs

>>74138931
This:
>>74139083
>TBOL is worthless [for building muscle]
Var all day errday

>>74139083
not for actual athletes

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Can you guys help me understand my bloodwork?
Im not using roids but it seems like people who use roids are the only ones who understand this stuff
29 years old, 5'10" 165 lbs
2 years natty lifting with a semi-decent diet and regular cardio (I started at 145 lbs)
I fasted for 12 hours before the test as instructed, I tried not to fap or have sex, but my gf slept over the night before and kept rubbing her butt on me so I did end up having sex about 10 hours before

supplements: a multi, lions mane, and creatine

I honestly expected my test to be low because I dont eat red meat very often or as many veggies as I probably should, my sleep is shit, I also smoke weed, use toothpaste with fluoride in it, and fap/have sex regularly.
I was about to start semen retention, eating organ meats, and a bunch of other "natural test boosting tricks" but idk if I even should now

My MCH(Mean corpuscular hemoglobin) was slightly out of the regular range, but my overall hemoglobin is 14.1 which is standard, so should I be concerned?

My albumin/globulin (A/G) ratio was also slightly above the reference range, mostly because my globulin level was on the lower end of the expected range. I read online that that could be a sign of kidney disease, but I do not have any of the other symptoms listed. I never really drink alcohol if that matters.

My total cholesterol and LDL were both in the reference ranges but on the higher side of it, which is concerning because other than 3 eggs a day I really do not eat that much cholesterol (were the memes true, should I stop eating eggs?)

inb4 go to a doctor, I literally have never been to a doctor since getting out of the military 6 years ago

>>74136686
I've pinned hundreds of times in the past and I'm still scared. Too many instances of sharp pain like I'm hitting veins or something.

I'm even considering just taking ostarine even tho it probably does nothing.

>>74139115
which you're not. And they also like winstrol and cardarine which are vastly better, again tbol is worthless.
>>74139105
one of my bois just benched 405, he was soo happy he called his mom. I got him on the tren train; last year he was only benching 275 for 5.

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>>74139091
Heard most of those too

Still,
(Anyone can weigh in on this)

There’s got to be a resource for “MOST men will feel good with their SHBG, e2, DHEA, prolactin etc, within this range, and here’s how to get there with hormones”

Mainly asking bc my lipid/heart health numbers are solid, but the Var I’m on has crushed my SHBG and I’m looking to fix that, which will hopefully improve libido.

>>74139118
this is a steroid thread not /medical advice general/ faggot

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Hey /fraud/. Do you guys take your SERM every day the whole cycle, or only during E2/gyno flare-ups?
The E2 chart says to take it every day which is odd to me. I popped some ralox for a few days after spicy nips
Also, AI, what's your interval for taking it? Didn't take any until the aforementioned high E2 sides and now it seems like 12.5mg Asin every 3 or 4 days keeps me in check

>>74139350
Also,
>Vitamin B6
how necessary is it?

>>74139118
looks complicating, didnt read
most stuff seems in range. Just go by symptoms, do you have any?

>>74139350
why are you popping serms instead of keeping e2 in check?

>>74139142
>one of my bois just benched 405
Nice
How big is he

>>74139283
>There’s got to be a resource for
Don't get me wrong
If there was I'd use it too
But, again, just like nutrition we just don't have the means at this point in time to go
>ok, based on your genetics and goals you should be hitting these numbers/specific ranges for these parameters in your blood work
Like I'm sure it'll happen at some point in the future but for now we're all very much in the dark

>>74139283
>Var I’m on has crushed my SHBG and I’m looking to fix that
Hmm I don't remember OTOH but I'm pretty sure there's some natural supps that can raise shbg

Is Adrol an ok oral to cycle for a bit while on trt? I was going to up my trt and do a short oral cycle to kick start the whole thing. I'm already hypogonadal so idgaf about shutdown or anything.

>>74139459
Because I got the beginnings of gyno so I took the gyno protocol recommended by the subreddit wiki (serms).
I didn't use AI before because it is recommended to dose it reactively instead of preventatively. You may not even need to use an AI, etc. I'm on my fourth week of cycle.
>250mg/week test e first 2 weeks
>375mg next 2 weeks
>500mg rest of cycle.
This is my first cycle so I don't know how I react to anything. To clarify, I popped Asin 12.5 mg in addition to the ralox when I realized I let my E2 get too high, and popped another asin 4 days later when I felt my skin was too oily among other things.

>>74140256
>Is Adrol an ok oral to cycle for a bit while on trt?
Yeah

>>74140421
chill out, use AI not serms. You're making the classic noob mistake of thinking you're getting gyno when it's high Estrogen. Gyno does not develop quickly in the slightest.

>>74140645
Alright. So how frequently do you take your AI? Did you figure out an optimal interval and dose preventatively, or do you just pay attention to sides and only take a dose when you feel your e2 is too high? I figure the interval ends up being about the same +- a day or two.

>>74125241
Tfw she'll never pee in my mouth

>>74139083
She looks like she stinks

Let's say I wanted to use 10% DHT cream primarily for dick gains, and secondarily for muscle gains. What are the side effects that would happen, and how retarded is this idea?

>>74140421
booba

>>74139083
>this bitch's room is so nasty she chose to shoot this retarded tryhard posing nonsense in her bathroom

>>74125241
Why do i have no sex drive while on cycle but a huge sex drive off even when i crash my testosterone?
levels will be like
>high test, 1500 ng/dl
>high free test range
>low shbg
>normal e
when i get a blood test, but i cant even get hard until my testosterone has crashed entirely and im depressed.

>>74140800
no bro

Is it normal to piss like crazy on blast could it be that benign prostatic hypertrophy thingo or something because I legit piss like 10-15 times a day

im on week 8 of my blast, gained 20 lbs and somehow leaner. eating 4500-5000 kcal a day, training 2-4 times a week HIT
I haven't noticed any fat gain what so ever (might be leaner), should I up my calories? I'm on 400 test 400 deca 100 primo
Bw around 200 lbs and bf at 11-13 (abs showing, shoulder and bicep veins, striated delts etc)

>>74142877
Don't know but constantly piss as well
Between the amphetamines, eca, diuretics (for blood pressure), amount of water and liquids consumed it's pissing non-stop
Can't sleep at night while hungry, so have big final meal before bed. Sure enough wake up every hour four or five times to urinate
Feel bloated so pop an AI and some dandelion root, more time pressure washing the toilet
Add some mast to the stack, piss out even more

>>74143356
>im on week 8
>gained 20 lbs
>somehow leaner
>eating 4500-5000 kcal a day
>I haven't noticed any fat gain
>400 test 400 deca
The only thing that is on full blast here is your delusion my dude.

Steroids are not magic and won't turn consumed calories into muscle. IFBPoilspill PROs are eating less than that and they have 100-150 lbs of lean mass more than you do. Don't fall for "eat big get big" meme because you will end up fat.
Every faggot in steroid universe at one point kept stuffing his face in fear of "undergaining" and ended up fat. I am inclined to believe that you are not actually eating all that food because it's a shit ton of calories.
Just keep doing what you are doing. You're only on week 8, deca didn't even started working yet. I hope you're aiming for at least 24 weeks with that stack.

>>74143442
in tracking everything on my fitness pal besides oils and butter. I work manual labor for up to 12-14 hours a day. I know how much I am eating and its on average 4500-5500 kcal pr day with 200+ protein. plus I do cardio 1-3 times a week for health
I can send you the logs on MFP if you really don't trust me

I know roids don't just turn into muscle and I'm per say not worried about undergaining, just think its funny that I have increased kcal 3 times and still don't look fatter anywhere, I was expecting to be fluffy at this weight.

I think om doing around 20 weeks on this cycle before cutting down on lower dose, I think the deca is starting to work tho, could feel a big difference around week 6

>>74125241
Anyone noticed insomnia on adrol popped one last night before bed and couldn't get to sleep for hours

>>74143728
never no, ran adrol at both 50 and 100 mg never with sleep problems

>>74143741
Oh phew I'm really liking drol so far and insomnia would be a deal-breaker I've got a fresh vial of tren here that I'm avoiding for that reason lol

>>74143786
adrol is really good, i like it too. i just couldn't eat when on it, my friend had same problem. Ill run it again soon with NAC and tudca in hopes of It helping

>>74143799
Yeah the appetite suppression is fucking with me too I've been having it after breakfast and before bed to try and work around it. I'm also trying it sublingual because apparently that offsets some of the heartburn and appetite suppression so here's hoping.

>>74143836
never had heart burn, but the appetite was horibel I remember. for me making sure I ate something in the morning helped, if I skipped breakfast I felt like shit

>>74142028
try Cialis

>>74140793
Anybody?

>>74125241
thats all of our child shes carrying.

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>>74136220
>>74136987
I just did my 7th pin as I posted about yesterday and it only took me about 5 mins before I pushed it in. Thanks anons, you guys made it way easier.

Has anyone ever frauded for a lower back injury?

>>74145104
My uncle frauded a lower back injury to collect workers comp

>>74145104
I frauded lower back injury and got paid for 6 months while doing nothing.

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>>74131296
you weren't posting for attention, I respect that. You look decent anon, maybe not sauced up looking but regardless you put work in even if the ped's helped. Keep it up and I'm sure you would start to turn some heads when more lean. Also come back to the natty side just pin some test at most bro. It really ain't bad

Does HGH for illness recovery work? Like for colds, food poisoning, shit like that.

>>74134449
I looked better than this natty

>>74145066
Based anon fwiw I'm proud of you :)

Redpill me on MK677

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>do steroids
>become immensely horny
>don't get laid

this sucks

>>74145576
Will make you eat till you puke, will make you bloated as fuck and lethargic, will give you type two diabetes if you won't check your blood sugar regularly. It's pretty much the opposite od semaglutide, it's a pill that will force you to eat and get fat.

>>74144613
sorry pal all the knowledgeable repliers left and we're just stuck here posting into the void

>>74145262
No. GH goes where damage occured (or where cancer cells are). Cold, food poisoning or shit like that doesn't cause damage to the cells.

>>74145593
Sounds horrible, why do people even do SARMs

>>74145608
mk is not a sarm

I don't anything about steroids. Where do I go if I want to learn about them? Are there any book recommendations or some other resources out there?

>>74145639
university of steroids

>>74145639

Did you read the op nigger? If you are unable to put in even that much effort just avoid gear. You are too lazy and/or stupid.

Retard question, if insulin syringes don't have a removable needle how do you transfer the test to it from a drawing syringe? Just take the plunger out and dump it into the syringe?

>>74131296
>getting pagan trash tatted on your body

>>74145603
I started taking bpc and tb400 combo and started having pain on the left side of my face between my jaw and neck. Basically where my lymph nodes are. They don't feel bigger than 15mm, but stopping the bpc also stopped the intermediate pain there. Think it's worth talking to a Dr?

>>74145593
sounds like you have no self control. how about you put down the fork fatty? feeling hungry isn't going to kill you. tough it out champ.

>>74145779
Yes it's called backfilling

>>74145779
yeah remove the plunger, put in oil, let the oil fall on plunger base so you don't waste any, then push it back in

>>74145779

Insulin syringe usually refer to really small needles used for subq injections like 31g 5/16". They have a fixed needle on the syringe too.

Other syringes have removable needles and you often buy the needle and syringe separately. There are two kinds luer slip and luer lock. Slip just slip on and off, lock twist on and off.

So if you wanted to change out needles you would buy a luer lock syringe and luer lock needles. For example a 20g and 27g.

I'm assuming you aren't shooting grams of gear. You don't even need to change the needle. I use a 27g needle to draw and pin. It's no problem. You only need larger needles if you are drawing super concentrated gear.

Get quicktouch 27g 1cc syringes.

>>74145839
>>74145842
Thanks.

>>74145854
But wouldn't that blunt the needle? I'm a bitch with needles still even after 2 cycles and am trying to make it easy and painless so yeah 27g, tho I don't know how different it'd be from 25g.

>>74145870

27g is thinner. You can draw and pin with the same needle. It won't blunt the needle much. If you were loading 2 substances into one syringe I would change the needle, but if for one, not needed.

Backfilling is an unnecessary hassle and oil is a bitch to push through a 30g needle.

How the fuck do they even make needles they're like atoms thick at the point

>>74145909
Science Jew magic

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>>74130278
>They prescribe aas for burn victims because it speeds up recovery/collagen synthesis....
No they don't. Please stop spreading this myth it makes the steroid community look like a bunch of misinformed drug addicts who try to cop justifications for their continued abuse... oh...

Anyway, anabolic steroids were used in burn victims to preserve muscle mass from the catabolic shock state and ameliorate other comorbidities stemming from the loss in lean mass. It has nothing to do with increasing collagen synthesis - perhaps one of the most pervasive misconceptions I see here frequently is that big up collagen synthesis is a desirable thing, when in fact its actually not. Excessive collagen deposition is a feature of many fibrotic tissue disorders. It is also probably one of the contributing factors to why steroid users tend to have brittle tendons.

>>74130638
>>74130900
They enhance performance by making people stronger, i.e by making them jacked. There is not some other magic thing going on with steroid use. If a boxer puts on 10lbs of muscle while losing 10lbs of fat, he has remained in the exact same weight class while significantly increasing his power.

I'm sorry that stupid people are still struggling with the idea that bigger muscles contribute to athletic performance, are in fact one of the longest levers you can use to get more performance out of an individual.

The great irony of drug abuse in sports is a properly designed strength training program could get 80% of those results over the course of a career without sacrificing the athlete's health or putting him at risk of being embroiled in a cheating scandal. But as I said, stupid people are still struggling to accept that bigger muscles = stronger muscles and stronger muscles = better performance, in all sports. So we have all this nonsense substitute activity going on in sports, and the athletes only get marginally stronger until they get onto the drugs and suddenly their performance goes through the roof.

>>74146023
Then why isn't every athlete on deca and tren so they can put on as much size as possible? Because those drugs are dogshit for cardio health and endurance while drugs like winstrol and tbol aren't that effective at building mass but offer proven performance boosts. I agree that in theory more muscle = more performance but that isn't necessarily the desired outcome for every athletic endeavour.

>>74146214

NTA, but it depends on the sport. In football it's rumored that most of those guys are on HGH to heal. Not an AAS, but still banned. It's also undetectable in urine and the players union is vociferously anti-blood.

Remember baseball?

It's no secret that bodybuilders and power lifters use gear. It's only banned in certain contests. Sprinters are all on the juice. At a min they all take EPO to train harder. Obviously we know what pro-cyclists are doing.

Allegedly the Olympics have a wink wink nudge nudge system where each IOC is able to sneak.some of their guys through.

Submission grappling is overrun with PEDs. Gordon Ryan is the poster boy. He doesn't even deny it. Jeff Monson allegedly used to keep a whizzinator in his trunks back when they used to actually test.

It seems like sports that are much more pure speed, strength, or endurance have a lot more benefit from PEDs. Sports that require a high degree of skill and finese don't do it as much. You don't really hear about it in basketball, tennis, or soccer even though they are physically demanding

>>74146281

Post scrip, a huge amount of the guys I grapple with, along with the guys I go on excursions with (huge overlap) are at least on trt. I think every last one of them, even the "natties" has done gh or other peptides to heal. It's pretty prevalent and it's not just guys trying to max out PRs in the weight room

>>74146023
don't even (You) these retards. Natty faggots coping with no gains.
>>74146281
Football players use anything they get their hands on from high school. People always name drop tren but the cardio side effects disappear with winstrol and or cardarine.

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400 mg test cyp weekly
50 mg anavar daily


Been running test for half a Year now and finally got my hand on orals to mix into it. Anavar comes in 25mg capsules. Is it rec to have breakfast/dinner with these or pop two before lifting as if pre workout. Testing one later today to see if any sudden side affects pop up

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>>74146400
always run all an hour or two before the workout. You can run more in the afternoon or morning if you want to look more of certain way around people for a party or something. Other than that, no point in splitting the dose.

>>74145601
:/

>>74146424
stop being a pussy and pin faggot.

just started pct after a 5month cycle
rolling for last two digits in days it takes for my balls to come back

>>74146636
>PCTing
lol, rolling for the percentage of gains lost

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>>74146646
>46%

>>74145960
>perhaps one of the most pervasive misconceptions I see here frequently is that big up collagen synthesis is a desirable thing, when in fact its actually not. Excessive collagen deposition is a feature of many fibrotic tissue disorders. It is also probably one of the contributing factors to why steroid users tend to have brittle tendons.
Interesting
Can you elaborate bro or send some links?
Genuinely

Cause anecdotally having been off test (actual TRT amount) for only like 1.5 months and my joints feel like ass especially after lifting heavy ish
Estrogen is fine
But like I'm lifting as much as I did natty and I've gotten a lot stronger since but joints feel like such as
And natty was only like 5 years ago

So yeah my joints seem to be fucked

>>74146400
Yup, preworkout as this bro says:
>>74146422
>always run all an hour or two before the workout

Also speaking of var gave some to my buddy
Literally exact same var I used sublingual up to 40 mg
He took only 20 mg orally (not sublingually) and it totally fucked up his BP
Mine was always fine

Again, genetic difference in response can be a hell of a thing

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>>74146646
>>74146636
Coming off cold turkey is best

>>74125241
If I take test and Dybol will I look like one of the golden era bodybuilders?

>>74146428
I wasn't asking about pinning you dipshit, I was asking what happens if you were to use 10% DHT cream for dick gains.

>>74146834
go somewhere else natty nigger.

I'm on my first week of enclomiphene. 6.5mg/day.
I keep popping boners like crazy and I'm jacking off 2-3 time day. Should I be nofapping to ensure my test stays high?

>>74146850
Serms lower your igf-1 by a good amount don't stay on that shit

>>74147012
Needles are scary bro

>>74147012
Does igf-1 matter if I'm older than 28?

>>74147017
I dont want to fuck up my balls

my flacid penis looks massive juxtaposed with my newly shrunken ballz

Damn bros 3 weeks in exactly on my 500mg test and var + 10mg cialis EOD and I am literally erect half of the fucking day. Fucked a girl like an ape last night too. Pretty dope.

>>74147249
Love cialis

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>>74146214
>Then why isn't every athlete on deca and tren so they can put on as much size as possible?
Well first of all, the primary consideration with any steroid in a drug cheat program is logistical - it needs to be fast acting and it needs to clear out of the system fast and ideally leave few traces. Which immediately rules out anything like deca which hangs around for a very long time and is readily detectable. But the other consideration is side effects... at the end of the day, all these drugs increase muscle mass, so why use something like trenbolone that has bizarre and uncomfortable side effects? You're going to end up at the same place anyway, its not as if trenbolone is x% more muscle than <insert androgen here>. It might be faster but thats not the primary consideration.
> Because those drugs are dogshit for cardio health and endurance while drugs like winstrol and tbol aren't that effective at building mass but offer proven performance boosts
Again, drugs like winstrol and tbol were chosen primarily for logistical considerations not because they are double plus good for sprinters and something like testosterone isnt. In fact, in the mid 00s the drug of choice in track and field was testosterone because doping hunters were still playing catchup looking for synthetic androgens.
>>74146738
I dont have a bunch of relevant literature on hand, but I'm sure you'd find plenty if you search for AAS use + tendons + fibrosis. I'm aware of at least one review that significantly goes into the pathophysiology of tendon rupture in AAS treated rats. Guzzoni or Gazzoni et al I think.

>>74143405
Can confirm Dandelion root (taken first thing in morning) turns you into a leaky pressure water. With caffeine and b-vitamins you become woman who has had twins tier bladder capacity.

>>74147326
>Then why isn't every athlete on deca and tren so they can put on as much size as possible?
>Well first of all, the primary consideration with any steroid in a drug cheat program is logistical
And to that point guess which drugs most untested athletes blast
Oh would you look at that it's tons of tren and deca

>>74147326
>I dont have a bunch of relevant literature on hand
All good bro
I'm unironically too busy these days but I'll keep a lookout in these threads every now and then
Also fucj the shitty rodent hormone studies they're all trash especially the androgen index prostate one everyone likes to cite like it's the bible

>>74147102
Yeah injury recovery and muscle recovery comes from IGF-1
>Caring about your balls
Bud you’re on /fit/, specifically /fraud/, if you were in a position to have kids you wouldn’t be here.
But the real answer to keeping your nuts on while cycling is HCG.

>>74147102
You're too scared of needles lol
>>74147326
lol, Athletes don't give a fuck. The testing is paid off, COVID really showed that. You'd know about testing 6 months in advance.

>>74147326
>Again, drugs like winstrol and tbol were chosen primarily for logistical considerations not because they are double plus good for sprinters and something like testosterone isnt.

That's actually a point I hadn't considered fair enough

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Meat is okay on a cut right? It’s my birthday

>>74147489
No sorry anon you have to be completely vegan

>>74146422
>>74147410
Thanks bros. Just got back from my first session with it after taking hour and a half before. Luckily no side affects besides a great end pump and blowing my ass out wickedly after getting home. (Hopefully not due specifically to it)
Excited to see if results skyrocket on it on top of blast test these next few weeks

Hmmm 3rd week into 500mg + 40mg var preworkout (6 days a week) and my blood pressure is pretty high as of 5 minutes ago when I just checked. Just started taking 10mg Cialias EOD too.

Right now I'm 129/68 with 68bpm. Pretty sure I've legit never had even remotely high BP, but this is also my first cycle. Is it pretty common for BP to go a lot higher just from test? Maybe it's the var? I don't do enough cardio desu but I still work out hard af 6 days a week. I did just pin today too.

>>74125536
You gotta sauce me boys

>>74148173
How fat are you, be honest. I only have bp issues on a shitload of tren and 2 different orals. Even then, it's not very noticable.

>>74147489
Happy birthday

>>74148188
I'm 6'4 192lbs (up 5-7lbs since cycle started) and probably 15% BF at the absolute most. Can see abs and all.

>>74148173
That’s not really that high. Were you sitting for 5 minutes before checking it? Did you take it 3 times to see what the average was?

>>74148203
Eh no I was definitely walking around a bit because I was cooking (didn't eat yet when I took the test) but I've sat for the past 8 hours before that lmao. Took it twice, 5 mins apart. Bloods were also practically perfect besides LDL at 102 in February... Def has some higher E2 sides already though, just took my 2nd AI today. Just seems kinda weird, I'm trippin out over it a bit lol.

>>74146400
>Been running test for half a Year now
400mg/week for 6 months?

>>74131296
Haven't been on /fit/ for a while and thought this was a new pasta

>>74148222
Yeah!
I was prescribed 400 every 5 days from a clinic but do Monday/Thursday since

>>74148284
how were you prescribed such a high dose

>>74145836
Nigger, the entire point of MK is to force you into being hungry. How fucking retarded are you?

25mg anadrol
50mg winstol
10mg dbol
Is my current preworkout.

What are some good meds that work well with frauding I'm going to ask my doctor about telmisartan I'm on tretoninoin for the acne I'm on 10mg Cialis a day what else is good for a health stack

>>74150009
10mg of cialis ed is the opposite of healthy