What’s the best way to show a girl your physique when she requests a photo? I’m dyel and good with girls in person but bad over text
>>74125841send her a picture of your dick with a six pack drawn on it. maybe attach some flexing bicep arms to it too. wammin love that kind of thing
>>74125841Always take dick pics from low angle so it shows face, abs, etc. it also makes your dick look huge. Don't send dick pics until you're sure she's into it.
>>74125841Your life will be gone and you will have exchanged fluids with a dysgenic slut and you will have nothing to show for it
>>74125854>>74125872I’m in a high political position anons I can’t send dick pics to women.
>>74125898Update
>>74125898holy shit it's justin trudeau!! you fuckin suck, trudeau
>>74125841Post pic of her or else you're a fag
I sent it to the 3 girls I’m fucking and they all loved it. That’s why I lift
>>74125872lmao keep beating around the bush faggot. If you don't send a dick pic to her within 10 messages you are a faggot and she's already moved on to some other big dick chad.
>>74125841This is a man texting
>>74125984is it gay to exchange flirty texts with a twink? and to plan to meet for seggz with them?
The emojis break my boomer brain and make me want to beat the shit out of you and her.
>>74125991I am 37 years old she is 22
>>74125991YOU are FAT
>>74126022jej i thought i was bad being 31 fucking my 21 zoomette
dawg i am NEVER getting laid if this the type of kookily shit you gotta go through >I like when you mix it up :devil: :fire: :fire:WHAT THE FUCKjust gimme a girl who wants to join my ony motorcycle rides every night
>>74125908>looks like you lift meShe's fat as fuck, isn't she?
>>74125984easy to judge faggot you try texting a girl sometimes
>>74126377Oh shit you're me down to the image of choice and the lonely motorcycle croozes. Hopefully you're not a fucking dyel manlet like me though.
>>74125841Who’s Rebecca ?
>>74126505niggas like you need to die
>>74126510Shut up you stupid insecure zoomer dyel cunt. Asking 4chan incels advice on how to text, what a retarded faggot.
thank fucking christ i'm single and don't have to put up with this stupid bullshit
>>74126604suck my dick bitch i put you in the fucking ground
>>74126505Probably her dogOr her kid
>>74126611are you sure it's hard? why's it so small?
>>74126505I kneel
>>74126505jarvis, pull a list of every 'Rebecca' between the ages of 20 and 29 in the US
>>74126651filter it down by 25+ BMI
>>74125841>you prefer me call you papi or daddy?Latinx.>>74126425Fat.>>74126505Single mother.>I'm dyelClearly.
>>74125908>broken englishstay AWAY my guy she wants your green card
>>74126651>>74126660>>74126667jarvis, filter for plus size latina single mothers in the US (non-citizen) with daughters named rebecca
>>74126667How fat?
>>74126765Probably like 5'5" 160lbs. If she were full-on obeast then she wouldn't say that the dyel OP could lift her.
>>74126505Based MI5 has entered the chat
>>74126667>Latinx.Black girls also say papi, but then again this one has lived in this diverse country for 15 years
>>74125841Millennial talk genuinely makes me sick.
>>74127769>not bussin alert
>>74126673the fact that she offered to call him papi in the first screencap didn't tip you off?
>>74125841op if u aren't retarded you should've sent a pic asap
>>74126377>just gimme a girl who wants to join my ony motorcycle rides every nightWomen are typically risk averse, especially when it involves putting their lives in the hands of a stranger. Good luck finding one that is fine with becoming an organ donor if the random retard she just met makes a mistake. You're so fucking clueless it hurts.
>>74125841>>74125898>elected official>speaks like this
>>74125841>>74125908>papi>looks like you lift meAre you really bragging about catching a fat mexican border hopper in search of a green card on a mongolian basket weaving website lmaoHave some self-respect dude, take a step back, look at your life. You're better than this.
>>74127929Only a small minority of political people are elected, Anon. Any politician has a number of writers, factcheckers, advisors on their team. In the United States, really big politicians will even have corporate sponsors on their team in exchange for political favors. You think AIPAC board members are elected?
>>74127919>women prefer the safe non exciting stable boring choice in relationshipsplease get off the internet
>>74126377they're not all like that. I hate the zoomer emoji shit and my gf stopped using them after she noticed I don't
>>74125841I trimmed my beard but before I did the moustache I sent her a pic of myself shirtless asking for an opinion on itIn your case she's literally thirsting for a sweaty pic so just send one and it doesn't matter
>>74125898If you can't send dick picks with reckless abandon, you aren't high enough.
>>74125841oh man its gonna be awkward when he sends a pic and realizes that females brains arent wired to get horny, and her reaction will be "meh"
>>74126688>jarvis, filter for plus size latina single mothers in the US (non-citizen) with daughters named rebeccalmaooo im dyingyou sir are underrated af
>>74126377Don't worry anon, you'll do better with your motorcycle than this guy will anyway
>>74125841>flirting with STD bug catchers.>wanting to have sex on the 1st date.NGMI. Herpes and warts is for life bro.
>>74125841Have you met this woman IRL before or is it just some rando from a dating app? If you met on an app and she's requesting pics/nudes and not sending any, she's either fatter than she lets on or trying to catfish you as blackmail. Word to the wise: don't send any nudes except for snapchat. And even then, only send if you know its really a woman.
>>74129253never send nudes that include your face or any identifying mark like a scar, tattoo or so on and never send nudes to a woman you haven't had sex with yet or the very least went on a good date
>>74125908Dyel
>>74125841I'm a virgin. But that text chat made me cringe. There is no way I could ever talk to someone like that.
>>74126667>latinxFucking kill yourselfIts latina
>>74129605This is why youre a virgin
>>74126377Been laughing at this post for like 15 mins now.It’s true, you can tell which cunts got in shape later in life and still act like corny 14 year olds around girls.
>>74125908this shit is so fake lmao
>>74128244Take your own advice, retard. Women are all for risk as long as it's not a risk to them. Go outside sometime.
>>74129556kek
>>74130015I honestly thinks it's one of the most retarded things I've ever heard and I use it it ironically to make fun of it. That's how stupid it is. All you have to do is say it and it makes fun of it.
>>74125841I don't think I could ever respect a woman who calls men daddy.
>>74125841>>74125908As a nigga who catfishes gay men for money, this is exactly how they text. Never dated a Latina but if this is how they act on text then I never will, it's so cringe.
>>74125908What mind of girl cares how much a dude lifts. "She's" probably gonna say she's suffering from ligma.
>>74133316OH NO I DIDNT CENSOR MY NAME
>>74133327Johnathan
>>74126688Keked and checked
>>74125898Hunter Biden can do it no prob, you can too!
>>74126377I saw that devil emoji was recently renamed to imp. What the fuck.
>>74125991same here, kek
>>74126651kek>>74126505>ENHANCEbased>>74126608yeah haha >tfwnogf is GREAT am I right anons?? haha>>74131165this, it sounds retarded, then again I would call a big aryan uberfrau mommy so im a faggot as well anyway>>74133327sup J-man?
>>74125841>single momGood job op you loser. You worked o I t hard in the gym to please women and now you have your prize of a single mom. Faggot.
>>74127919You're a literal retard, go outside and try interacting with a single woman at least once in your life before killing yourself
