Does yoga even do anything?
yes
No
maybe
>>74132032Girls must get skid marks on their clothes all the time
>>74132084>>74132130>>74132137
>>74132142they have simp slaves at home that lick their assholes clean after every shit
>>74132157how can I apply for this position?
I don't know
>>74132032Yes it does something, but everything is does is terrible for your body.It makes the ligaments and muscles lengthen beyond what they are designed to do, and makes your muscles hyperflaccid and unable to contract with force.If you look at dedicated yogis, they all look like fucking gumby. No vigor or power at all, just a limp flaccid body.
>>74132249>flexibility is le badidk if it’s the only thing you do you’re probably retarded and have a gay life but i feel like it helps me stay loose
>>74132249Are you an actual paid kike shill trying to stop people from being healthy? Have you've ever even squatted? Literally no one, not even a yoga practitioner ever stretches to the point where it's painful you fucking troglodyte.
>>74132249You do realize that numerous world athletes and weightlifters that outperform you in every single event do yoga right?If you're going to shitpost, it has to have some level of truth kid.
>>74132249This would imply that every person has the same muscle mass to height ratio which is a very funny idea
>>74132277If there are numerous world athletes who do yoga, they would do better without it. They are good athletes DESPITE the yoga, not because of the yoga. Lebron James would probably be even better if he didnt barbell back squat or deadlift, but just because he squats and deadlifts doesnt mean that if you do that you will become a good athlete.
Yoga can do a lot, but you need to treat it as a different kind of practice than lifting weights or other exercise imo. This board is pretty obsessed with bodybuilding and powerlifting but that stuff is actually pretty niche, there's a lot else out there.
>>74132032Would stretch her out if u know what I mean
>>74132400wut
>>74132496Would stretch her out if u know what I mean
>>74132032yeah it makes me hard
>>74132327>They would do better without it!The other anons are right, you are too stupid to troll. With that logic I can also argue these athletes would do so much better if they drank soda instead of water, they are good right now but they can be better
>>74132564/thread
>>74132249>>74132327>t. cannot touch his toes
>>74132142Linus Lick Tips
envision the aroma
>>74132507We heard you but we don’t understand you
>>74132032It does. It makes your stabilizers strong as fuck and gives you great flexibility, on top of mental gains (willpower).
>>74132032It literally fixes your body, gets rid of any pain or injuries and makes you feel 10 years younger when you are over 30.For strength and hypertrophy it does nothing but it fixes and prevents any injury from high impact exercise and even improves recovery because low intensity activity promotes blood flow and increase work capacity.
>>74132032It helps your ass get fat with cottage cheese and yogurt.
you get to do this shit eventually, haven't made it there yet still trying to split
I'm so horny
>>74133683Look in the mirror.
>>74132249Fat hands typed this
Stop posting these ugly women with overly fat asses. Literal nigger-tier interest in women
>>74133353>Yoga FlameI had some South American bitch telling me yoga was invented by the Chinese. I told that bitch Indians have been doing yoga since world warrior days.
>>74132400anon, what did you mean by this?
>>74132032yoga is dynamic stretching and calisthenics with extra dumb shit added
>>74132032Its doing something for me right now iykwim
>>74132032>>74132084>>74132130>>74132137Perhaps this board isn't as dead as i believed it to be
>>74132400What a maddeningly ambiguous statement
>>74132249>If you look at dedicated yogis, they all look like fucking gumby. No vigor or power at all, just a limp flaccid body>pic related is so dedicated he can suck his stomache into his ribs
>>74132142Wipe your ass you barn animal. Adults shouldn't get skid marks at all
>>74132142They get crusty vag smears.
>>74132032good morning routine having better balance helps a lot
It gives 30+ women a sense of spirituality while they stretch themselves on skin tight atire because they are too much of a whore to go to the Mass.
>>74132032GOD i wish my ass were that fat...
