goblinx progress edition previous thread: >>74121561
>>74134089Wow, her phone lost a lot of weight.
>>74134089Why do you keep posting this? It's not funny.
>>74134089Kek
>>74134089wtf based anon you actually made the new thread
https://youtu.be/Eoiml0Co50Y?t=34
>>74134116>>74134089
>>74134135architects are saying this is great progress
>>74134141
>>74134098Based architect
>p
>>74134101put your trip back on gobu
>>74134197excuse me but we call it gobx or goblinx on this website
>>74134101It's fucking hilarious actually>>74134398La creatura is also acceptable
>>74134098jeeeeeeeeeesus almighty
Rent free LMAO
>>74134098Yeah she's confident that's why she keeps subconsciously trying to cover her fat gut with her hands. Source?
>>74134656Sausage fingers are gross
>>74134098This woman is mentally unstable and it shows in her eyes.
>>74134656You thrive off it....
>>74134656The only reason you have a small legion of simps is because they're trapped in your gravity field, fat fucking hamplanet.
>>74134827>>74134756the only people who complain about me being "fat" are incels/ virgins online, meanwhile offline my bf and friends don't mention it at allkeep seething lmao i forget about you all between posts
>>74134851Rent free LMAO
>>74134856stay single lol
>>74134197What?
>>74134851I see you finally let shamrock hit it ? happy for both of you tho....was wondering why he disappeared.....
>>74134867do you not know what a trip is? pretty self explanatory, newfriend
>>74134869its no one from here or 4chan
>>74134876your bf lifts tho ?
>>74134878no, moving away from that whole subset of guys. toxic and all
>>74134883Anyway , dont you want to lose the weight tho ?For christ sake kids are browsing this place and you defently would defiantly won't shut up if you will ge that bikini body....
>>74134883So, settling for some slob that's desperate. That's a tough one to pull off, huh?
>>74134893she's got a panini body. too many paninis
Stop giving attention to the newfag trip. She will cut her wrists on her own eventually. It's human nature to be disgusted at fat unhealthy bodies. It's like a trying to say midgets or lepers are attractive and happy. They aren't and they know it.People like that SEEK out their critics and try to convince their critics they are happy. But if she really was happy she would be living her life, not trying to make others believe her bullshit. Anyone who is happy won't go around trying to convince people they are.
>calling goblina a newfagnice outing yourself , tourist
>>74134945imagine being this mad over a random girl online everything ok at home?
>>74134116>no choiceThis is what drives me nuts. Obese people pretending being obese is somehow a genetic disease and not a dietary and life-style choice.It is always women too.
>>74134982Cry moar bitch
>>74134135Left is fictional, retarded and died in his thirties.
>>74135164We don't sign our posts here
>>74134089>over 40 replies>8 images>4/5 of the thread is people telling you what a jerk you areCongrats on making the worst fph thread everThis is an op is a fuckin idiot general now
>>74135211Checked....>hate activated at full force
>>74135299Dubs recognises dubs.Why the hate though, what's wrong with this?
>>74135211would
>>74135274Holy sexo
>>74135291seethe, dial8 and cry
>>74135323>Why the hate though, what's wrong with this?pp hard >:(
>>74135291cope moar, fuck outta my threead niggr
>>74135444>pp hard >:(Why is /fit/ like this? Zyzz was all about looking good and smashing pussy but now you all want to sit at home, alone, never improve and seethe eternally.
>>74134851even this mentally ill hamplanet is getting multiple boyfriends. life as a woman really is easymode?
>>74135479>Why is /fit/ like this?Don't get it twisted I dont represent /fit/ as a whole...
One of my coworkers is a tiny woman. She is 5ft and maybe 90lbs. We bond over fat hate when fatties come in. She is also racist which is cute. Fatties come into our store and they always stink. I think I'd rather serve Indians than Fats. Fatties smell like musty unwashed clothes, old cheese, and raw skin. Disgusting.
not posting on a board that has known women on it. cya fags and orbiters
>>74135526WAHHHH WAHHHH WAHHHdon’t let the door hit you on the way out faggot
>>74135530yeah whatever fag keep trying to get some fat cunts attention loser
is goblinx having a bipolar episode?
>>74135533>didnt even last one minutecya fag! wahhhhh wahhhhhh>>74135536you know she uses the trip, stop trying to fit in
literal who: wahhhh you let girls post here! stop please this is muh safe space!!!kys lmao!
my threads stil up too retards, seethe and possibly dilate ;)
>>74134945That 20 second twerk(?) is the most exercise it’s gotten in a year.
>>74135557Yet even you can’t fuck her incel
>>74135558>like anybody would want to fuck this beastLose weight you fat piece of shit, nobody likes you
>74135565Sorry I hit a nerve, hopefully you get laid soonDialate incel
Is op actually a fat liver in disguise or is this Goblinx having an episode with the trip off?Call it
>>74135442I didn't ask what your plans for the rest of the day are
>incels Malding ITT bc they can’t even get fat womenlol!
>>74135572Sick burn to a two hour old insult, incel. Catch on pretty quick
>>74135446>spam the thread with off topic bullshit!What ever you want
>>74135580>he’s still here hours after saying he leftLMAO!Incels rent free
>>74135579>you have a life and was away from 4chan for 2 whole hours! What a loser!That really hurt me anon. I'm crying now
>>74135323so strange, is this edited? how can an ass this big be so smooth? I thought all fat asses are cellulite ridden... or is that not her actual skin?
>>74135581Please show me where I said I left. Otherwise, cool fanfic. Thanks fir helping me derail your thread
>>74135596Women wrestlers use nude fishnets. Open enough that it doesn't make their legs get too hit, keeps everything compact, and has a semi tights look
>>74135598This was a Gobu worship thread in disguise. And you only JUST figured that outDie mad incel
>>74135605>thinks outright saying it in the op is a disguiseNgmi
>>74135613You’ll never fuck her incelLive with that
>gobus pathetic attempt at a false flag>>74135606based
74135621my fucking sides......
>>74135619Thank god
>incel dilation in full effectlmao!
>incels think seething will change the fact their sleeping alone tonightlol!
>>74135636>>74135644It's really cute how hard you're trying. Man, I was having a shit mood yesterday, thank you for bringing me back up anon =)
>74135654>still here hours after stating he's leavingLMAOOO incels are funny!
>if i post photos from my meme folder gobu will fuck me!lollll
>>74135660Still with the fanfic? All you have to do is link the post of me saying that. Kinda pathetic you cling to this Thanks for the subtle (you)s you can't stop giving me >>74135663Weird way to say thank you for trying to save this dumpster fire for you. Nice cope. Poor attempt at false flagging
>>74135687FUCKING LMAO
>>74135693OMFG ANON OMFG.......
>>74135211Post the full video now goddammit
>>74135680>>74135701>samefagging his own meme folderkekk keep posting incelsthanks for keeping my thread alive :)
>he is still posting after saying bye hours later>he will get my thread to bump limitlmaooo incels die mad
>>74135680>>74135526here you go lil cellyinb4 >nooo thats a different anon!die mad, keep bumping uwu
>he keeps bumpingthanks babes x page 1 here we come!
>>74135719Nice tryYou just can't stop losing
74135730>what is inspect elementlmaooo keep bumping cellys! ywnfg (ypu will nevr fuck gobu)stay mad
This thread was rigged from the start
>>74135721Still never said that... awfully... deranged of you.... clinging to something you know isn't real...What kind of person do you remind me of...
>>74135725Another swing and a miss. Two in a row on that one specifically. If we counted all your swings and misses, the game would have already ended. Lucky you
>still here posting his 2011 meme folder hours after leavinglmao!
>he's still here hours after leaving>he's still sharing old memeslolll oh no no no
>he is still here hours after saying byebruh... like an ex that cant let go
>>74135728>>74135733>>74135745>>74135749>>74135756Still never said that. How deranged you areBut hey, most attention you've got all year. You're welcome, ma'am
Here's to saving a shit thread that was going to die a sad death! Humor memes on fit that are off topic!
>women on 4chan: a case studyi think gobu would be more honest about her progression if her goal was to GAIN weightso here is my blueprint for you gobu: a crazy latina braphog mamasita. this is your future, it's inevitable. accept your fate, resistance is futile :Dwhat do you say?
>>74135869
>>74135877
my favourite goblinx thread moment was when she started samefagging on both phone and pc to get around the cooldowntop tier melty
>>74135879
>>74135853Who likes this shit? Do they not have fish and chip shops in America to make a good burger with the lot?
>>74135887
>>74135892Not a burger, a snack wrap. Fried tender in a wrap with lettuce some cheese and ranch. Was great and cheap as fuck. Blamed covid on its death. We have been sad ever since. None of the knock offs that came years later can hold a candle to this. Sometimes a blind squirell finds a nut, and mcdonalds found something great with this. Shame it's gone.>>74135893
>>74135915
>>74135880My favourite moment was you forgetting you don’t have a cook down on 4chan pass regard>he is still posting >he is bumping my thread>he is here 3 hours after saying byeThanks babes!
>>74135915>a snack wrapI'm not 5 years old. Why would anyone get this outaide of being so poor its all they could afford?
>dumping his incel meme folder from 2011Incel seething lol!
>>74135880>4chan pass>cooldown Retard moment lol!Incels are sub 90 iq
>144 replies or delicious incel seethingLaughing like mad with my bf. Keep it coming, I know this is all you have uwu
>>74135925
>>74135928>>74135934that's even funnier
I can’t stop laughing this nigga actually saves screenshots from this sitelol!
>>74135940Post more 2011 memes incel, I need to get to page 1
>he is still posting almost 6 hours after saying he’s leavingAwww sorry hun I’m taken x
>>74135928>after saying byeWhen did I ever say this?Hint: I didn'tProtip: stop embarrassing yourself >>74135929Cuz its fast and easy when you're on your way somewhere or don't want to think about food>>74135939
random fun fact: globinx PAYS to post on 4chan
>still here after leaving>still posting pics for ants>still spending a Friday here with meIncels lol!
>>74135964>outing yourself as a brokie incel who can’t afford 20 a yearlol!
>>74135937Me too! Besties!!!Are you really so much a narcisisit you think I'm doing this against you and not FOR me?Dumb bitch, this is a fun morning for me getting to go through a bunch of old memes.Don't know why you're so angry though... should be laughing...
>literally has a folder on his computer of images from this site. Lmaooo
>74135970>admitting you not only use this website, you have saved images and are going thru it on a Friday morningLmao!
Can you both stop.
>>74135983ThisThis is so fucking embarassing
>>74135970>>74135965>>still here after leavingStill clings to this fanfic she imagined. No idea why. Thinks she's fooling anyone. Hilarious.>>still posting pics for antsIt's 4chan, to assume the best and brightest of the elite are here... ma'am, you seem delusional...>>still spending a Friday here with meIt's not yet 9 and work ain't till later. Nope, I got nothing better to do than spam this thread for hours. I consider it a fantastic start to my day>Incels lol!That really is the best you can do. Bless your heart, you sweet thing
>>74135974>>74135977Wrong again, I'm a phone fag. I'm not bad ass enough to invest in a 4chan battle station and posting pass that I use from when I wale up till when I go to sleepWhy are you angry?
>>74135983Will for an hour or so. Gotta run an errand. And then I'll be back to have more fun till this thread dies and a proper fph thread is madeJust abandon this one, fren. I don't have a shortage of bullshit
>>74135987ugh this so much thisthis drama has tarnished the reputation of "Anonymous" so much
>>74135987We can make it even more but cmon we need to stay classy slash Im not that drunk to spew what I got to make it worse....>>74136008>10:17 in the morningBeen a while....
Peee eww! This thread stinks!
>>74135949What's your aoc name? I want to see your other fanfics.And thank you for viewing me so great to write fanfiction of meWhy are you so mad over this?
>>74136023Not a real hulkamaniac....
>>74136057>AR>clearly G36kshameful display>inb4 AR-18 autism
>>74135211SOUUUUUUUURCE
>>74134116She could buy 2 seats, everyone is mad because you are taking up 2 seats but paying for one. Anyone ever have to sit next to a fatty?
This is the worst FPH thread I've ever seen. Is there a real one going?
>>74136544Sorry bro I'm trying to save it, some ham was shitting it up
>>74136550I appreciate your efforts
>>74134116
>>74136550Bitch shouldn't have been dumb bitch, thenErrand is over, btw
>>74136558I appreciate that you appreciate me
>>74136600>'I know this has nothing to do with me'>gets worried about seeing collar bone>monitors what her friend is eating>monitors exactly what sports and exercise she does>stalks a reddit account just because of a couch pattern>'WHY WOULD SHE HURT ME LIKE THIS?'
>>74136621Jesus, can you imagine the smell of this 495lbs kween when it puts on some perfume.A mix of smell of rancid oils, sweat, perfume and who know what else would be eminating from this creature. I dont think this thing can even move without sweating so the stench would just increase the longer the day goes on. Her hot girl summer indeed.
>>74136590This one gets me every time lmfao
>>74136649Still can't comprehend how you get to that size, I got to 200 pounds at that height with no muscle and thought damn 'I'm fat, I need to get down to at least 185'
>>74136684You would have to hate your female friends to put them in contact with this guy.>>74136649>5'9" 863lbsgreat googly moogly. He's wider than he is tall
>>74136723"It's all they see" Dating is initially about appearance and there's no getting around it and I don't know why we still have to do this song and dance of pretending it isn't. Looks don't seal the deal but they get you to the table. This is true for men and women. It isn't shallowness it's just the truth. You have to make somebody's genitals tingle unless you're both asexual and until you know them, that's purely physical.>have tubby brother who struggles to date, probably will be 40y/o virginWould massively improve his prospects by just being in shape (and all the mental benefits that come with it) and getting some fucking sun on his skin. He has a full head of hair he is wasting.>have fat female friend who whines about struggling to date but hasn't done the bare minimum of losing the fucking weightShe has light blue eyes, light brown hair and porcelain skin, pretty features that are totally wasted by being fat. If she lost 60 pounds she would be married within a year but no go ahead and moan some more about how you want babies and can't get men to look at you.>end of my blog post
>>74136814You don't even need to be fit, just human sized is enough for most people
>>74136807What the fuck? "Tee hee my infidelity is so cute"? I can sorta understand cheating, even though it's shitbag behavior, but I can't understand openly posting about it like it's funny. Fucking tragic what's happened to the guy involved.
>>74136822That is true although in my brother's case he's not very tall and kinda autistic so I think he should go for fit. Not ripped just fit. I say this with love. My point is I'm tired of hearing anybody bitch about dating when they haven't done step one: DON'T BE FAT. They all want someone (attractive) to love them fat. None of them want fatties themselves.
>>74136831I think she means what the kids call a sneaky link. Not cheating. A FWB you're not public about.
>>74136835Eugenics and racism, of course. Let me guess, next it would imply that it has big bones or enough muscle that the BMI scale is useless for it?Jesus fucking christ, I actually have some muscle and even then the BMI scale is completely fine for me. Where the fuck do people even get this? Even my own sister said that BMI is not a good measurement, wanna guess if she is within the healthy BMI range?
>>74136853Thank you for translating for my old dumb ass.
Fun fact the average weight in the US is 385 lbs for women and 437 for menthe manliest american to ever exist was 1600 lbs
>>74136892Looks pretty good on the real woman, I wonder why they decided to dress a whale in one too?
>>74136877I'm so burgerbrained it took me a second to realize you meant kgbut in fairness to me, if you give it a few decades maybe we will be at those Wall-E numbers
gay thread
>>74134656>>74134851>>74134864>>74134876>>74134883>>74134969this isnt even gobu btw, trip is different. her trip was always !!BIWJ1iLqCjg
>>74136814
>what you could have been vs what you are
>>74136976glad someone used their brains.
>>74137028retarded faggots always fall for the b8
>>74135211I've never been the guy to type would as a reply, but, WOULD.You can find better fatties for my FPH, anons.
>>74136513I'll bet he wishes he didn't take her roast beast now.
>>74135601>nude fishnetsnude tights, nude fishnet would make her appear lumpy
>>74137136that fat hog deserves to die
Reporting progress
>>74137409slow and steady; great
>>74137212Tragically there are only two inches of water in this bathtub
Even a condom couldn't protect him from the diseases this blob would give you
>>74137496>It's not that I failed, it's that I didn't WANT TO!
This episode of catfish was pretty funny, the fat guy was actually the one being catfished, and throughout the episode he had to be brought a chair to sit down
>>74137570Surely this is a crossdressing man.
>>74136982>just have to be not fatThat's literally it.
>>74137681that is the most unfortunate looking fucker I have ever seen
>>74136649>38>5'9>863lbsI still don't believe this shit is humanly possible.
>>74136694hahaha lol
>>74137701the mtf inadequacy as a man, therefore i will attempt life easier as a woman, is bizarre but you can understand itthe ftm need to make one as grotesque as possible, that's beyond me
>>74136649>5'9>863lbs
https://files.catbox.moe/5a0yqk.png
>>74137001damn, right wouldve been cute at a human weight too
>>74137855
>>74137524>Clean it up janny!
>>74135694kek, I've never seen this version
>how do i fix this rash caused by my obesity?>just use this soap and cream and powder! or take these meds! take the easy short term fix!
>>74137409keep griding king
>>74136649>127 BMIholy shit
>>74138208Imagine the smell
>>74138265look at the health flair on r/plussize it's just >people complaining about their health issues caused by obesity and the comments are just giving them quick fixes instead of stating the obvious solution.
>>74137524>see the first spurt, ponder the scent>then you realize that was just the warmup
>>74138283How are they not ashamed to say these things out loud
>>74138291I hate her fucked up fat toddler physique and innertube palsy lips. She is such a freak.
>>74138291Notice that he couldn't even actually reach his asshole to wipe properly>>74138313it's hilarious how short she is, she probably only weighs like 140-50, but being 4'8'' or less, that gives her an obese bmi. i also hate her stupid face
>>74138313I don't think that's what fat toddlers look like bud. that is an adult
>>74137681
I forgot how good it feels to have an empty stomach on caffeine.
The loose skin Tammy has after losing 500lbs
>>74138363
>>74138363She looks like a fucking L4D2 spitter
>>74138376You're evil
>>74138389But he ain't wrong
>>74137143You just know that fatty only bought some lettuce because it knew it was going to take this photo and thought buying 2 bags of spinach would give it immunity from the comments on how garbage their diet is
>>74138208Sometimes when I get clusters of red ant bites when I do landscaping on my farm, I will get patches that burst and then I have a weeping wound on my arm or leg that looks like this. Weeping wounds like this, or rubber burn, are so fucking irritating and a pain to get healed. Imagine being such a fat fuck that moving causes your skin to burn itself from the friction. It must be so painful to have that large of a wound under your stomach, but holy fuck do you deserve it piggy.
>>74138373Good for her, wouldn't even know it was the same person
>>74136982nice mouth shape
>>74138363>>74138373Dios mío
>>74137063he knew what they were, meant pls stop stuffing your face
>>74136543only fucking obese fucks use the word "helping" when referring to a portion of food
>>74137855this looks like a shadow of the colossus boss
>>74138331Yes but she's shaped like an egg with fat short little limbs. God I hate her.
>>74137001Would smash both. Would enjoy right more
>>74137409lets fucking goooooooooooooooo
>>74136543I could do it, but I would feel like complete shit for 3 days
>>74136703Yuck, this thumbnail always tricks me>>74136717This one does not.
>>74136649only in ohio
>>74138510kekimage limit reached so you'll just have to imagine the monstrosity i was gonna post
>>74135211Tired of evading those bans, doll?Wish just once I could fuck a hottie in a dress like that. Or fuck her out of it.
>>74138997make a new thread with it then
>>74139027i never ban evaded. only bc idk how >.<
>>74135694Kek
>>74138363Would
>>74136502i sat next to an obese mexican couple with a child on a Spirit flight back from Ft Lauderdale.I walk up and the couple have spread out over all three seats. I had the aisle seat so they squished together into what was basically a loaf of a family. He actively tried to crowd up next to his wife though because if he didnt he would have over taken my seat. The guy actually put in a lot of effort not to encroach on me. However they had the awful fat smell that only got worse the more they sat next to me. When the refreshment cart went buy the wife literally ordered one of everything. And this was Spirit, so like 5$ for a bag of doritos. I dont know whats worst, the fact she fed her child that garbage or that she ate like 2k calories or 50$ worth of snacks on a 3 hour 90$ flight.Still waiting on the day when i get sandwiched between two insufferable obese women.
>>74134101Counterpoint: kek
>>74134656Yeah, you live rent free in my head because I'd plow you until you cried. Then not call you the next day.
>>74139237was this supposed to make you sound cool
>>74136982the broad has frosting on her cheek
>>74139248Don't care. And if her BF had a problem I'd fuck him until he cried too.
>>74139347>I'd fuck him until he cried toolooped around to being based
>>74137584Kek but gross too
>>74139287lmao
>>74137243based thugger slimed out at that fat hoeslatt fr fr ong no cap keep it 100, standing on business
>>74139586>>74139586>>74139586new thread
>>74136684I couldn't do this if I even wanted to. No friends male or female. Thank god for family, I'd be in a white room by now without them.
>>74136940No way this story's real.
>>74136865Number say me bad. Actually number bad.
>>74136019>nooo you can't use muh secret wording on reddit!kys doll
>>74136019except gobu isn't anonymous fat retard
>>74136940There's no way this story is fake.
>doll still seethingLol!
>>74136982She could cut calories for 12 months then take her pic of most men>WHY CAN'T I FIND A GOOD MAN WHO LOVES ME FOR ME!?!?
