>see attractive woman with well-endowed posterior with her pants hiked up her ass working out next to me>get a funny feeling in my weewee and have to turn around and try to be inconspicuous How do I prevent this?
>>74138273That weiner of yours is going to get you into a lot of trouble, you have to jack off before youre allowed into public anon.
start watching porn
You must be black
>>74138273Cut it off anon
>>74138273you dont. you just get a boner at the gym and if she looks at it. she looks at it. youre just working out
I don't give a fuck if I'm wearing a boner in public. No one does.
More like how do I profit from this? M I Rite /biz/ bros.What do I say to a girl with a great ass, that just talks to me normally. How do I not come off as a creep or give her the ick?
>>74138273start a set and make the blood flow to your muscles instead
>>74140426Just be yourself is good advice if you're hot enough. You get to be natural, that's easier, and if the girl gets the ick from that, there's an other one behind the next corner. Eventually you'll find one that is ok with you being you, that's a better first step than most modern relationships.
>>74138273Flex your leg muscles. The other day I was doing bench press and this girl passed in front of me. The curve of her hips looked really appealing so I started to stiffen, but right away I started flexing all of my leg muscles and I managed to keep it from becoming visible
>>74140899>flex chicken legs>penis vanisheslol bad news, chicken little
>>74140919I'm talking about blood flow, genius
>>74140858That's not what Im asking retard. I'm already myself. I'm trying to find a good way to guide conversation to something more, that isn't creepy or gay or lame but leads to a hook up
