You are being mind controlled by gut parasites. Normally a parasite-free human will be repulsed by the over-sweetness of such "food" whereas an infested host would normalize to it.
>>77169561I could go for some blonde milf ass right now.
>>77169565That's the parasite talking
>>77169561Those are tasty and ur just a stealth ketoschizo. Only 10% of peeps outside Jeetistan have parasites and you can even eat occasional donuts on a cut if you're working out enough.
>>77169561I have parasites but hate sweet flavors
>>77169616>Only 10% of peeps outside Jeetistanover 99% have parasites
>>77169621You have "ketoschizo" parasites
those are nasty cuz theyre sponges filled with fat not cuz sugar
>>77169561I'm not happy with the quality of cheap donuts these days. Even when they were unpleasantly cloying, they also had the tartness of the fruit to give them relish. But now with cheap donuts, it's just synthetic. It might as well be a rubber ball filled with sweet-n-low jam.It's the same thing with every cheap food. Cheap ramen and cheap spice tastes more like pure chemical capsaicin than even the worst chili possible. Chocolate just tastes like wax with sugar mixed into it. Food quality is so shit it's depressing. Imagine achieving capitalist super-abundance but then make utter shit. I never wanted to have to learn how to cook. That should be the domain of chefs and women. But now I can't afford either.
>>77169561Am I insane or does this look vaguely erotic
>>77169725could go for some avocado rn...
>>77169695>I can't afford eitherIf you're worried about the cost of food, you are the third wheel that would have been sent to die in a war in the past. Be thankful for modern capitalism, it's what keeps you alive.
>>77169834Nta but im worried about the cost of food and i come from an educated social class where i have the ability to be exempt from the draft.
>>77169834If you read that as a critique of capitalism then you have brain damage
>>77169561S-senpai p-pls
Do people actually have parasites? I've tried a variety of internet things and so far seen zero evidence I have them whatsoever. Kind of seems unlikely everyone is walking around with worms in their butts or whatever
>>77169561How can someone eat this and not feel the need to throw up from the amount of sweetness? All chocolate desserts too. Unless you're a woman
>>77169561The people who make these threads don't lift.
>>77169984Yeah most 4chan posters dont lift. I would actually guess that at all boards have been infested with like 50% trolls who never were interested in any of their favorite boards actual topic for over a decade.
>>77169986I don't need you to yes man my posts and then go on some weird elaborate rant with percentages.
>>77169990You dont look like you lift though
>>77169994Whatever ends this cringe conversion bro
>>77169997Concession accepted. Have a good one.
>>77169998>>77169997
>>77170002Imagine spending all this time lifting and not having something to show off. Whatever fringe esoteric routine you are going with does not seem to be working for you.
>>77170005>>77169997
Watch this. He's going to reply again with some kind of vitriolic attempt at a witty one-up, Because he can't let it go.
>>77169561yummy jam filled doughnut :3