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You are being mind controlled by gut parasites. Normally a parasite-free human will be repulsed by the over-sweetness of such "food" whereas an infested host would normalize to it.
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>>77169561
I could go for some blonde milf ass right now.
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>>77169565
That's the parasite talking
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>>77169561
Those are tasty and ur just a stealth ketoschizo. Only 10% of peeps outside Jeetistan have parasites and you can even eat occasional donuts on a cut if you're working out enough.
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>>77169561
I have parasites but hate sweet flavors
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>>77169616
>Only 10% of peeps outside Jeetistan
over 99% have parasites
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>>77169621
You have "ketoschizo" parasites
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those are nasty cuz theyre sponges filled with fat not cuz sugar
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>>77169561
I'm not happy with the quality of cheap donuts these days. Even when they were unpleasantly cloying, they also had the tartness of the fruit to give them relish. But now with cheap donuts, it's just synthetic. It might as well be a rubber ball filled with sweet-n-low jam.

It's the same thing with every cheap food. Cheap ramen and cheap spice tastes more like pure chemical capsaicin than even the worst chili possible. Chocolate just tastes like wax with sugar mixed into it.

Food quality is so shit it's depressing. Imagine achieving capitalist super-abundance but then make utter shit. I never wanted to have to learn how to cook. That should be the domain of chefs and women. But now I can't afford either.
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>>77169561
Am I insane or does this look vaguely erotic
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>>77169725
could go for some avocado rn...
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>>77169695
>I can't afford either
If you're worried about the cost of food, you are the third wheel that would have been sent to die in a war in the past. Be thankful for modern capitalism, it's what keeps you alive.
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>>77169834
Nta but im worried about the cost of food and i come from an educated social class where i have the ability to be exempt from the draft.
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>>77169834
If you read that as a critique of capitalism then you have brain damage
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>>77169561
S-senpai p-pls
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Do people actually have parasites? I've tried a variety of internet things and so far seen zero evidence I have them whatsoever.
Kind of seems unlikely everyone is walking around with worms in their butts or whatever
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>>77169561
How can someone eat this and not feel the need to throw up from the amount of sweetness? All chocolate desserts too. Unless you're a woman
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>>77169561
The people who make these threads don't lift.
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>>77169984
Yeah most 4chan posters dont lift. I would actually guess that at all boards have been infested with like 50% trolls who never were interested in any of their favorite boards actual topic for over a decade.
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>>77169986
I don't need you to yes man my posts and then go on some weird elaborate rant with percentages.
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>>77169990
You dont look like you lift though
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>>77169994
Whatever ends this cringe conversion bro
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>>77169997
Concession accepted. Have a good one.
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>>77169998
>>77169997
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>>77170002
Imagine spending all this time lifting and not having something to show off. Whatever fringe esoteric routine you are going with does not seem to be working for you.
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>>77170005
>>77169997
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Watch this. He's going to reply again with some kind of vitriolic attempt at a witty one-up, Because he can't let it go.
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>>77169561
yummy jam filled doughnut :3



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