https://twitter.com/BostonDynamics/status/1780603212359205323Boston Dynamics taking shots at Tesla Bot demo day. LMAO. They retired their old hydraulics powered Atlas and now introduces this new one.
Buy an ad.
C-3PO if he was a yoga slut
>>100046985robowaifubros... we are getting closer to the promised day...
Okay, I'm bit creeped out by that. Holy shit they are gonna give them weapons soon aren't they?
>>100047186They've largely been a R/D company for the last 30 years with no real world products. The hope for the company is they get acquired and made use of it. They've been passed around by all the major big players like a used slut that no one wants them.
>>100047208is this how yuropoors cope? Show us your robots Sandeep
>>100047066kill it with fire
>>100046985.
>>100047066Creepy as fuck. Why was this made? Just because you can doesn't mean that you should. We have strayed from the truth.
>>100047344Look if they look to human people will just accept them and god knows they are terrible at politics, internet hate machine indeed
>>100047066reminds me of Jack
>>100047126>robowaifubrosI did not ask for this kind of The Exorcist level of movement though.
>>100046985biggest meme in tech today. hope investors lose hundreds of millions.
>>100046985hell yeah! if we have to live in a dystopia at least let it be a cool one with uncanny robot officers and lobotomized transformer (((assistants))).
>>100047418but that just makes it HOTTER
Since BD doesn't use neural nets for their software, aren't they at a huge disadvantage compared to the tesla bot in a few years?
>>100047229Robots from yurop are hyperracist and problematic
>>100047434>*grabs you by the throat and lifts you from the ground*
>>100047479>doesn't use neural netsThey do. It was mentioned in one of the interviews months ago.
>>100046985Would.
>>100047479They didn't until recently. They do now.
>>100047208it's already used by law enforcement (for non lethal)
>>100047548>*grabs you by the throat and lifts you from the ground**get boner*
>>100047344This was my thought exactly.>We made this thing that kills indiscriminately with no control and is powered by the blood of the things it devours! It can also just be used to make more of itself endlessly to replace all workers, possibly even leaders and ceos. Maybe we can make it emulate real people, only it's a roomba going through the motions! The possibilities of removing humans from humanity are endless!>Okay why though.Maybe the greeks had it right and some people should just be dashed against the rocks
When that face ring color turns red, you better gtfo in a hurry
>>100047627You are a automaton powered by neurotransmitters.
>>100047066Huh, is that the assaultron laser?
>>100047548>bends you over the table>little hatch opens on the pelvis area
>>100047066is it bad if this gave me a boner
>>100047418I don't mind, if it wears cute clothes and likes cuddles, I will love this robowaifu too.
>>100047208They already got acquired and are now part of the Hyundai Motor Group.
>>100047711No I'm not. Machinery wouldn't remove its computing core from the mix "for fun." You solidify oils together and bind them with hammered metal deposits turned into tubes so they can make a mockery of that which already existed. It's a pointless process of no technological merit. Tech is a tool. If you kill yourself to make the tool, you are the tool.
>>100046985>We promise this is not a person in a bodysuit.Elon's going to be seething so much when he sees this
>>100047434i hope it sets us free lol
>robot moves>omg it's so scary!!! What if it kills us like in my movies!!! Fucking morons. That was really your first thought? Room temperature IQ.
>>100047066>heard you talkin' shit
>>100047778>If you kill yourself to make the tool, you are the tool.If you kill yourself to achieve your goals, you are a tool to your whims. If you kill yourself "for fun" you are a tool to your emotional responses. If you kill yourself just to see what happens afterward you are a tool to your curiosity. Everything is a tool to something, if you apply that same logic to the rest of your actions instead of localizing it to your vendetta. Everything has an end, and pretending that just because it isn't overtly logically evident or is incredibly short term dismisses that line of reasoning is wrong. You can break everything down to ones and zeroes, no matter how little you people think that is feasible. Your brain is no less of a computer reacting to stimuli then your smartphone powered by algorithms and reward systems.A mockery implies active malice. This is not the case. It is not mocking any specifics of the human form. You are actively trying to make yourself frustrated over it to justify your flagrant distrust.If technology is a tool designed to accomplish a task, you are a tool designed to accomplish the task of 'being human' and participating in the community around you. If you are a tool, a 'mockery' of yourself is indeed a tool as well. That is how you are seen in the machine of society, and none of your poetic spiritualism changes that. You could say society is wrong. I will not stop you or disagree. I am just saying it doesn't matter, and no one will care given enough time.
>>100047066Where the pussy?
>>100047344i'm pretty sure the "unnatural" movements are done to deliberately demonstrate how it can do things a human can't, or that a humanoid robot need not be limited by what human joints can do
>>100047976the terminator movies and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>100047976actually my first thought was "how long until it can ride my cock?"
>>100047066when can i fuck it
>>100048039>or that a humanoid robot need not be limited by what human joints can doThis, OG Atlas humanoid joint is fucking retarded.They are making bipedal robot with bolts and nuts, not artificial muscle.I already said that the project was fucking retarded for years and in the end they abandon it.What a fucking waste of time and money.
>>100046985Tesla went from concept to one of the most dexterous robots I've ever seen in a bit more than a year. Their bot also looks infinitely better and sleeker.
>>100047066the way it pivots it's legs on universal joints one at a time to "turn around" while also taking steps is so sick
>>100047811So many teslafags were crowing about Elons genius and how they won when the Hydraulic Atlas was retired yesterday.Talk about BTFO
What are the uses for these things though? Call me unimaginative but it seems like anything it can do, a dedicated robot could do better, like carrying stuff.
>>100048289sex, clearly.
>>100048330We don't have artificial vaginas
>>100048336Mechanical vaginas have existed for years
>>100048336eh, we've got close enough.
>>100048398Does that material even feel like one? Is it going to degrade after a few uses?
>>100048289Yea but instead of building thousands of different dedicated robots for each one you need to specify a training regime, build it out, scale out on a smaller scale, a single humanoid form factor can do all general things and you can scale it infinitely
>>100046985Boston is a garbage company that does literally everything for show. They will never produce anything useful. They will never have a robot that can be put into factories.
>>100048418it doesn't need to feel like one, and in fact it's better if it doesn't. if i wanted a perfectly human vagina i'd just fuck a human.
For those who played evil within, they will get it
>>100047778All things must die.
>>100048398wonder how that'll feel when it's attached to a humanoid robot
>>100048464Spot
>>100048464>They will never have a robot that can be put into factoriesWhat about the forklift sized truck unloaded?
>>100048464Spot and Stretch are actual products. Apparently this new Atlas will be their third.
>>100047066This thing looks amazing, can't wait to see it actually use its hands though. I can see that it is clenching those three figures right now and I wanna see them in use.
>>100048260>So many teslafags were crowing about Elons genius and how they won when the Hydraulic Atlas was retired yesterday.Were they actually? Why would they celebrate the removal of competition anyways, the more competition there is the better the products and market will be. Kind of like how NASA was almost instantly bodied by SpaceX the second NASA had real competition. Hell they only started using the SLS just last year and it is already being retired for being massively overbudget and uneconomical compared to the competition.
>>100048260Ligma is real mad
>>100047066It's dexterity is impressive, but how durable is the thing? As we saw with the previous atlas its going to have to take quite a few hard knocks and it looks like it already did on it's screen if those smudges are anything to go by.
>>100047344fuck off faggot
pick up the can soon
>>100049455I have never once had a sec officer throw an empty can in front of me and demand I pick it up
>>100049592soon
I hate fearmongerers so much. The robot is epic.
>>100050217>I hate fearmongerers so much.Same
>>100050735>reading media propaganda>2024Next you'll quote a commiepedia article saying "nuh uh"
>>100047066No one cares about this until they put a pussy and asshole on it you can fuck
>>100050895There is nothing wrong with reading the news as long as you are able to look at it with a critical eye.
>>100050979The notion of news is propaganda itself. The world is a big place. The faucet in which you drink from is a control mechanism to control your attention. The narrative/outlook is secondary form of propaganda. The accuracy is the third form of propaganda. Propaganda begins itself at the faucet. The spotlight itself is a propaganda.
>>100051036Closing yourself off is no good either, you need to recognize propaganda when you see it. Let it filter through your lens to determine the truth and then read other sources about the same subject. Everything is propaganda, but even propaganda can be truth. There is one truth that is undisputed between all articles. There is a new Atlas robot. If you were to ignore everything simply because they are trying to sell you on something you wouldn't know even that simple fact.
>>100050217>>100050735It's a cute little bipedal assembly line robot. There's no way normies anthropomorphize things to this degree.
>>100051120You clearly don't read the youtube comments. I would say over half of them are anthropomorphizing the robot. A lot of it revolves around the busted knee, hydraulic fluid and the nut shot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9EM5_VFlt8
>>100051120News headlines are intentionally written as if they were made by drooling retards to grab attention of both retards and HFT bots running hedge funds since 2017. Normies still do anthropomorphize AI and robots, but do is far more when commenting something. You could call it joke instinct or joke reflex where they subconsciously comment dumber stuff then what they actually think in order to be funny, especially when the write one sentence posts instead of reply essays.
>>100051115Not drinking from propaganda feed isn't closing off. Its opening up to everything else
>>100051843What do you see as "everything else"?
>>100047344every generation has a low IQ population. you're it, anon.
>>100047418ponder the positions
>>100046985LOL, hydraulic robot people BTFO. And after years of shit talking too.
>>100051899There will always be room with hydraulic robots, like in manufacturing and the like.
>>100047066They purposely made it act like a relentless murderbot?All that's missing is weapons that materialize as it struts off to do more killing.
>>100046985>We promise this is not a person in a bodysuit.but is it cgi or sped up?
boston dynamics have spent the last literal decade shitting out this soulless designs and trendy viral videos. I understand they may have some defense contracts to give them some sort of revenue but besides what the fuck does this company even do?
>>100051997>They purposely made it act like a relentless murderbot?It was to demonstrate the range of motion it has, and how it goes beyond what normal humans can do.
>>100051457>>100046985Ban assault joints!!!!
>>100047548I can see it.
>>100052132How can people not see utility of such joints?
>>100052069Government sponsored research? Selling robot dogs for stupid amount of money to dumb rich people and companies who think they can use them. And before you say that this is waste of taxpayers money, remember that at least 80% of all scientific research is some useless shit like finding new deepsea fish species or "discovering" new elements by smashing together more protons then we have on periodic table and then giving these people nobel prizes. If you want to trash robot research because all they do is look cool, then you should also trash archeology and paleontology because the only use that researching dinosaur fossils and cavemen ruins will ever bring is stories of how cool cavemen were and how cool dinosaurs were.
>>100052209>remember that at least 80% of all scientific research is some useless shit like finding new deepsea fish species or "discovering" new elements by smashing together more protons then we have on periodic tableI fail to see anything wrong with this. Why do you think these are worthless endeavors?
>>100047066all cool but unless we invent a new way of storing electricity this thing lasts 5 minutes tops
>>100049033>but how durable is the thing?It looks like it doesn't use hydraulics unlike the first Atlas, so it probably won't be squirting from its knees due a misstep.
>>100052246Solid state batteries are on the horizon but truthfully I think it comes down to how efficiently they make make it move.
>>100052232No, just pointing out that Boston Dynamics does not need to make any products
>>100046985I want the price of spot to come down
>>100052145was thinking the same thing
>>100052330Why? Are you into dogs?
>>100047066>V0
Here we fucking goooooooooooo
>>100047066The way it turns its legs at the hip joint 180 degrees so quickly and subtly really fucks with me.
Why do its movements look less smooth than the old one?
>>100047066Now this is a fucking robot that actually looks useful
One, electric motors instead of hydraulics seems like a cost-cutting measure.Second, I like that they got the only good part of that shitty movie "i,robot" when the robots suddenly display full multi-jointed movement for the action scenes. Saves a ton of engineering requirements for accurate human movement and DoF.
>>100052565>One, electric motors instead of hydraulics seems like a cost-cutting measure.I don't know. Judging by the Atlas HD retiring video (aka the Atlas HD blooper reel), they just realized that the hydraulics weren't working out.https://youtu.be/-9EM5_VFlt8
>>100046985One step closer to my cute robot maid. YES.
>>100052651It's a wonder how she can afford so much wonder bread
>>100047066This is good. Soon humans will be completely replaced. The jeets will be removed by their AI-Robot grift product in time.
>>100047066Give it twenty years and we can put our brain into a robot body, I am glad we are focusing on humanoid robots since that means the body I get in the future will be pretty great since a lot of effort has gone into specifically the humanoid form factor.
>>100047066Looks like a render
>>100052651now draw her cutting trees with a chainsaw
>>100046985the robots were impressive like 10 years ago.developers will say this model is sooo much better.development has clearly stagnated, and designers are clearly incredibly uninspired, to post a video like this as if it's an impressive achievement. this is just the dog opening the door, but with different parts, wake me when it's not another way of standing up or walking around or opening doors, something 2 year olds can do.
>>100053170Month ago robot made coffee and put dishes into dishwasher while talking to some guy nearby, but that was different company
>>100053170>>100053258small time, best I've seen yet, was a jap robot that picked up a plank and nailed it to a wall and that was 3+ years ago
>>100053042>welmao all non-elite cattle will be eliminated in the energy starved polluted future.
>>100053170>development has clearly stagnatedThey've had to stop fucking around and work on difficult bits like making better actuators and control systems. The control systems are particularly important, and the state of AI isn't ready yet.
>>100048418it feels even better than the real thing
>>100053170>development has clearly stagnatedT. Retard who doesn't know what he is talking about
>>100047066Bastion will be real in 2025
>>100053352proofs?
>>100048289This is the worst it'll be. 30 years from now when it's improved, it'll be in every big warehouse doing all the menial work, from loading the truck to unloading it to the front desk of whatever client.
Reminder that Boston Dynamics is a military contractor and all of their development is dedicated to making things to kill you.
>>100046985How tall is it?
>>100053830What will you and I be doing?
>>100053901each other
>>100053086Renderists would scream about the limbs turning 360 degrees
>>100053875don't worry sis he's 6'2 you're good to be horny for the robot
>>100054170lol, I was just wondering since the last Atlas was a manlet
>>100046985>>100047066i will now buy your product.
>>100054520The face makes it look like those guys in content warning.
>>100047548
>>100052246Not sure about Atlas, but other similar robots last 2 hours and charge in 1.
>>100048464wait a minute...
>>100046985I'll wait until it looks something like this
>>100052246It should be better than the old one, right? I thought electric actuators are more energy efficient than hydraulic actuators.>>100054890Clone robotics is making a humanoid robot soon. I bet that thing will be creepy as hell and use their artificial muscles.
>>100047066Have webm's on here been broken on firefox on linux for anyone else for weeks now?I just updated too and they're still not working.
>>100055104Werks on my machine.
>>100047066"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."
>>100054520incredible
>>100047066A weapon to surpass metal gear
>>100054520
>>100054890you do realize feminists will lobby for fembots to get banned, right? Even if we get robowaifus, the antichrist will make sure you'll never get one.
>>100055835The Japanese will get them day one, just need to import them
>>10004698590 percent unemployment by 2050 here we go
>>100055835That will literally never work. There is no legal precedent that stops you from buying something just because it looks like a woman
>>100052354Only robot onesRobots in general really
>>100051120mainstream news are driven by views and profit, they will say anything that gets more views and technically isn't false (the latter may be optional as long as they don't get in trouble)
>>100052187it's an obvious improvement to me. sure it's not at all human-like, but does it need to be?i get the revulsion to it, it's humanoid but doesn't move like a human, which is a surefire way to get a negative reaction, just look at any horror moviebut for a practical robot, it makes perfect sense, it can do what a human can, and more. the only reason you'd want to limit it to human movements is if the aim was to make it indistinguishable from a human, which has not practical utility. like nobody complains that a robot vacuum doesn't move like a human, it just slides along the floor, but since it's too far from look like a human, it doesn't invoke any such revulsionbasically: uncanny valley, when something is human-like enough to make you subconsciously see it as human to some degree, but at the same time not human enough to see it fully as human, which makes it feel 'wrong'
>>100056198forgot pic
>>100047066wake me up when its under 10k to buy
>>100047066Techniggers should be genocided
>>100056013>laws being passed to make images and text classified as csam, because think of all those poor victims being created in the GPU>fembots won't be illegalYou're delusional.
>>100047711You're an illiterate shitskin
>>100056263go back
>>100050217That's because you're retarded, which is probably better than being a psychopath like:>>100047976
>>100051872communities, your own survailance, anything you want or are capable of networking and data collecting. The issue that anon ran into with trying to enlighten you is like me, some of us are just too stupid to get our information in a novel way.
>>100053042How do people this retarded still exist?
>>100053901Likely mining, some kind of agricultural labor, or starring in snuff/torture films for the elite.
>>100055835>>100054890I'll just develop a fetish for unusual phenotype femdroids
>>100056281I've been here since 2011, election tourist shitskin
>>100052246>She will last 5 minutes topsYea, same. That should be all I need each time.
>>100047627>ultrakill>>100047711>cruelty squad>>100047778>newfag
>>100056360go back even further
>>100047066>0:08she starts walking while the legs are backwards and rotate as she's walking.boston dynamics is way ahead of Elon shit
>>100047778Yes you are.
>>100053170holy shit who is that? so hot
>>100046985what are the odds of this being mass produced considering every fucking country is slowly turning into 3rd world shitholes
>>100056619retard
>>100054636Kek
>>100056621Current left wing politicial agenda is open borders. So you get turned into 3rd world shitholes. Choose your politicians wisely. The mexican border was opened by this current president allowing ~6M illegal immigrants into this country in just 3 years. People who are caught as illegals are not held by local police department for those that are caught in the leftist cities. They are immediately released before they are sent back.
kool
>>100054520This A.I edited?
>>100056947Looks like blender to me
>>100046985I prefer the Indian boston dynamics
>>100056964Also can A.I in 3D like blender and 2D another thing
>>100056980
>>100047096suck a jew dick
>>100056013assuming you're American, the US Congress has the right to regulate anything that in aggregate sum could affect interstate commerce (such as masturbating to porn, for example), according to the Supreme Court (see Wickard v. Filburn). So yes, there is legal precedent for the US to do that, and just about anything else.
>>100054890S tier:>one big glowing circle>screenface eyes + physical mouthA tier:>full screenface>mechanically expressive eyes with no mouthB tier:>2 solid/glowing eyes with no mouth>headlessC tier:>monochrome anime girl hologram headD tier:>any kind of furry-fandom-snoutF tier:>any screenface that isn't simple and cartoony>"human like"
>>100048464I see it
>>100059082Why does it even need a face?
>>100059488For kissing
>>100047344Your kind said the same thing about penicillin and the wheel anon.
>>100047418>he’s never had Red Rope Service
>>100056198having two arms and legs is not even close to the uncanny valley, it's just barely humanoid, a hunk of metal. i bet this reaction is learned behaviour because retards are only thinking about fucking it or some weird shit.
>>100059493You can kiss someone or something literally anywhere
>>100059726i don't think it's uncanny, what i'm saying is that i understand if someone else thinks it isfor me it's much too robotic to see it as anything but a robot, but it's at least more human-like than a hockey-puck-shaped robot vacuum
>>100054520Serious question, could adding bags of fluid/gel be somehow justified as technical improvement to the bot? Like maybe having it be cooling agent or some liquid batteries. Is any of this possible?
>>100052246A lot can happen in the span of 5 minutes
>>100047066>10 sex positions that'll blow his penis off!
>>100059760I started writing up an essay-borderline-diatribe on why it was important, but half way through I realized "You wouldn't get it" will suffice.
>>100053832Why specifically me? Well, okay, I'm Russian, so maybe, but why does that apply to the person you are responding to or anyone else who reads your post?
>>100052246Why store electricity at all?What if it continuously receives electricity through the environment via microwaves/ solar/etc?
>>100052330Just build one, it's far cheaper and you can modify it to your needs
>>100053170>the robots were impressive like 10 years ago.Why do so many retards regurgitate this incredibly moronic take?No they weren't, name one fucking robot from ten years ago which is more impressive than any of the current generation ones.
>>100047066Now we just need to see how well it could breakdance
>>100048418you have to keep it clean, ofcourse. but that material they are showing has to be constantly lubricated or else it will dry outdont ask me how i know
>>100047066Still no human hands, looks like fucking toy.
>>100047066
>>100060206Was the gist of it that kissing on the face is more romantic or something?
>>100047344Because your sensibilities of articulation are dumb.We are not the optimal example and there's no reason they should limit a robot to only articulate in a way humans can.
>>100048887on a related note, it's crazy how our human hands' dexterity depends on a biological algorithm trained over tens of millions of years of evolutional branch-grabbing built not just to grab pretty much anything, but be able to support our entire weight. replicating such resulting complexity imo is robotics' biggest challenge.
>>100056198Gotta love this midwit post.He even tries to explain what the uncanny valley effect is (on /g/ of all places), as if people were concerned for the future due to some childlike psychological reflex.No, retard, people are concerned because there is no oversight whatsoever on the military-industrial complex (which Boston Dynamics is part of) and how these technologies could be abused.
>>100048098damn, youre so smart. go start your own company and beat their asses already
>>100060648>midwitCope buzzword
>>100052330You could just buy the cheap chines spot knockoffs
>>100046985What came first. The Skynet or the Terminator?
>>100053280Not even Jews are stupid enough to televise they're gunning for tradies jobs and an army to wipe out human life but them. >>100060250Depopulation. You are obsolete. >RussiaThe slav belives in political borders!!
>>100053780Look around you
>>100059819Sounds dangerous to have battery fluid contained in soft squishy bags like that. Basically begging for a battery fore
>>100053780>P-proofsWhere's the Somalian living in your apartment>I don't have oneWell why do you think schlomo wants you on his planet?
>>100059819Yes. Sweat. Cooling system.
We need a final solution to the shitskin /pol/ cattle question.
>>100047066Did they have to make it act like a murderbot? I can just see the Pentagon salivating over this already.
You're on your way home and this guy walks up to you. What do you do
>>100060959Pentagon has always been their primary purchaser and funder.They absolutely know exactly what they're doing.
>>100056947yes, inpainting in sd forge. sometimes it breaks and i get picrel results, not what i want.
>>100046985nice CGI, DoD.
>>100054520>>100061028did you inpaint the face too? it looks cute
>>100061077no, took it from this pic.
>>100060999
>>100047066Why don't real bodies work like this?Flesh seems so retarded in comparison.
>>100061397This one gave me a giggle
>>100060765Can the knockoffs do sensual breakdancing like spot?
>>100047344They're going to kill you with it.
>>100060959Who do you think is funding them to begin with?You'll probably see these being used by the military and law enforcement 10 times more than by civilians. Think how much drones how been used in the ukraine war.Hell, iran and israel's seems to be building too, im sure theyd love to put thousands of these against iran as a run trial.
>>100051120what's cute about it? you aren't anthropomorphizing it like a dirty normie are you?
>>100062142Yeah, and you bet I'm going to do a lot more anthropomorphizing to it in the future
>>100061028nta, but memeing on another fucking level, plus props cause only a day has passed and there's already pseudo r34 of it, a true anononemoose legend
>>100047066>absolutely_disgusting.jpg
>>100061397lol
Am I the only one who sees a render here? Same with the demo from a year ago...
>>100047066That is some quality cgi.
>>100047344>>100047066you know how in old folktales the demons move their heads and joints in unnatural ways
>>100047976it's called a self preservation instinct
>>100051155god, why is this so funny?watching these robots eat shit is just hilarious. the way the blow their knees out is 10/10
>>100050735Yeah it's almost like conspiracytards are the ones who consume the most mainstream media and call others sheep.
>>100047096>ummmm please if you want to shill please do so through the authorized channels!You could have said "fuck off" and reported for advertising but you HAD to go for the cuck catchphrase, didn't you?You will never be a janny.
>>100047344>nooo this is not like le humans therefore it must be le creepyabsolutely cucked by his own biological limitations
>>100063448it's called ignorance and poor situational awareness. if someone wanted an automated way to kill you they would use an areal drone, not a fucking android
>>100063623aereal drone, to get in your house>implying I have windows> implying I leave my house
>>100063623stfu idiot
>>100063655never heard of a loiter munition? geeze, no one has ever thought to hide indoors on the battlefield before, truly you are a geniustechbors and "le tech is friggin scary" chuds are two sides of the same coin
>>100061005Lol my first thoughts
>>100063590You're going to burn one day
>>100054520>titsruined
>>100064952og pic if you want just that.
>>100064968aw yeah thats the stuff
>>100047066Sexbots are back on the menu boys
>>100064019I don't drive a Tesla
>>100048260...? hydraulics was never the competition for tesla, we dont even know how expensive this is to build either, they have a lot of really expensive actuators looks like so this might cost like 5 times what teslas does, which is going to be extremely important to grind down if they want to compete in humanoid robots
>>100047066Robots are so fucking cool, man.
>>100048260>>100065663I am curious on who will have the advantage in the manufacturing process for humanoids robots. Tesla or Hyundai. Who can make them cheaper?
>>100060999Pull out my EMPExtremely Massive Penis
>>100054520and put this module in it >>100048398take all my money now
>>100046985>taking shotsSo this is zoomerspeak for competition?
>>100047344fuck you cunt go and make more distro threads
>>100065928Neither, there are tens of companies making these and they are further ahead and cheaper. One can make an argument for Boston Dynamics, but there is no argument for tesla motors. Between Boston Dynamics and the many other companies working on it, one of the other companies will probably 'win out'. Nevertheless they will focus on different niches and many will succeed.
>>100066464Braindead, figure and tesla are the only ones even aiming in the next couple years to have a decent price point, tesla right now is the cheapest. Figure and Tesla's entire design is for mass manufacture. Others are basically at research level or not competitive functionally.>>100065928All depends on the design and cost of the parts, Whatever this gen 1 robot that boston has right now costs a lot more to make so they wont be at mass manufacture phase for a while, assuming this is the only version they are working on. The actuators this robot has are supposedly even stronger than Atlas' ones, just theres no hydraulics so wont be doing crazy stunts for show.
>>100047418i did
>>100056013Sexdolls are already illegal at some places, just ask the onahole thread at /jp/
>>100056262All the men will just move to a country that doesn't ban them. And then the host nation collapses. Easy peasy.
>>100066715>Others are basically at research level or not competitive functionally.I guess it took Elon dick riders long enough to arrive. Get blown out of the way you fag, see what BD posted, their bot is miles ahead than the person in a costume your god king showed as if it was anything worth a dollarAlso reminder that that retard makes nothing of his tech and in fact cant even run a python script, cant wait for your muh tesla stock to tank after Boston Dynamics showed this new robot
>>100057335>>100066855It's not enforceable once it gets popular enough. Just look at alcohol and the prohibition.
>>100059978Underrated effort post
>>100067241Resident reddit tranny dick rider
>>100067241You are a braindead tranny, fanboying or hating on celebs you are still a faggot either way. Discuss the tech, not your twitter celeb obsessions. I don't care who is better, it is a fundamental fact that boston dynamics only has the dog designed for production, everything else has been research/publicity.
>>100047066>We should grab as much as we can carry
>>100047066Cool as fuck. It looks so much better and more advanced than the last model. I can't wait to see it doing parkour and making normalfags scream about CGI and their Terminator fanfic ideas.
>>100067275That worked the way it did because you can make moonshine in the woods with rotten grains and some metal pipes (similar thing with growing weed and cooking meth fwiw), I don't see an equivalent for sexdolls
>>100047066Heyy I don't want to fight the terminators. Stop developing that. I want to live my old ages in peace.
>>100048098Atlas has always been a platform for developing the real breakthrough tech, which is movement that matches/exceeds the performance of a human in any environment. It was a test rig for the software.Also, Atlas used hydraulics which is pretty much artificial muscle. They needed those hydraulic actuators because they needed higher torque to eliminate as many variables as possible while developing the movement/computer vision software. One tradeoff of hydraulic actuators is that you can't have continuous rotation.All of their high-level decisions make perfect sense and they've all been scrutinized over by teams of engineers. [ad-hominem here].
>>100048887those actuators are leftover from the previous Atlas. You can see vids of it using themhttps://youtu.be/sfKMkt5lq10?t=462
>>100047066>the Maidbot 9000 coming to suck your dick
>>100068383is the new robot same height as atlas was?
>>100052387"Flesh is a design flaw"Based Unreal poster.
>>100068487
>>100068383Those are some nice grippers, thanks for showing me this information
>>100056864>Choose your politicians wisely.>implying democracy is "effective" while these politicians are not bribing their way to powerare you even trying anymore nigger?
>>100068118There is an extremely high demand for robots that has no supply yet. Once robots actually come onto the scene for consumers soon anyone with a 3d printer could make their own. Moonshine you can make in the woods, robots you could make in the living room
>>100068118>I don't see an equivalent for sexdolls>want sexbot>build sexbot?????
>>100047066OH GREAT, ANOTHER VIDEO WHERE NOTHING WILL COME OF IT WHERE WE'LL WAIT ANOTHER 5 YEARS FOR BOSTON DYNAMICS TO PUT OUT ANOTHER VIDEO WITH A NEW ROBOT THAT ISN'T USED FOR ANYTHING EXCEPT THEIR SHITTY VIDEO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE TAKE THIS COMPANY SERIOUSLY AT THIS POINT???
>>100073800you can buy a spot right now
>>100072602>print your own sexbot at home with 3d printerBesides everything else, 3d printers can barely even make passable solid plastic tabletop game figures reliably>>100072676>costs 1 million dollars>requires highly complex specialty equipment and skillsNot remotely close to being something any hick can do in his shack
>>100059082>screenface eyes + physical mouth
how long until i can fuck it
>>100054890i believe in the japanese
>>100074416Yes, you are right. The tech will never get cheaper or improve, Forgive my ignorance.
>>100047711and how exactly do these "neurotransmitters" give rise to phenomenal experience?
>>100076607In what year do you predict any random inbred appalachian retard will be able to make their own sexbots like they can do with moonshine and meth?
>>100076675I am not able to say when and anyone who claims that they can is taking out their ass, but I am certain that it will happen someday
>>100073800>uhhh what the fuck the R&D firm is researching and developing while consistently presenting iterative improvements????You are genuinely rock stupid.
>>100076838My speculation is that that date is outside of my lifetime, so say over 50-100 years out
>>100047066>all those anti-faustian fags ITTCan't wait to crush the weak flesh of luddites with my new titanium and carbon fiber body.
>>100073800Their bipedal robots are basically PR-magnet R&D platforms.Their dogbots are their actual commercial product. The big one was in trials to get adopted by the US Military (didn't make it due to the loud gasoline engine if I remember correctly) and the small one is used in industrial settings.
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>>100048464wait a goddamn second...
>>100052246>this thing lasts 5 minutes topsso will I>>100052272battery "breakthroughs" have been reported every other week the past decade. None of them actually comes to fruition.
>>100052565Hydraulics are actually worse. Electric actuators are much stronger.Also, hydraulics required fluids, which are somewhat toxic and they shoot out at high speed. Too much of that stuff getting on your skin can lead to necrosis. And if they get into your eyes or other orifices, you're fucked.
>>100054170I'm a man, but I want a tall mini-giantess gf.
>>100047066why is the walking movement so jerky? the hydraulic version wasn't nearly this bad
>>100054520hnnnnnnnnnggg>>100055835then we need to get rid of feminists
>>100059493You can just kiss the screen. I wouldn't mind kissing the faces of waifus like the robots in Atomic Heart.
>>100060206I understand, but you don't need lips for that
>>100046985i cant believe we are going to live in a world of cyberpunk 2077, dang
>>100061397kek>>100063448its retardation, simple as>>100066005this>>100078164FROM THE MOMENT-
>>100047976it's great that they're actually making robots move like robots instead of tranny human-like shit, if I ever lose any of my limbs I want stainless steel or even carbon one, and it should be naked with all the hinges visible, the only thing I need to conceal it are long sleeves and gloves
>>100047066Why cant god make us move like this?Ain't we supposed to be perfect creation?
>>100078610>FROM THE MOMENT-this guy is literally me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7keQCRvgCs
wake me up when we have this
>>100078164it won't be permissible by the corporate overlords and you'll be too busy wageslaving around the clock with no downtime like they use those cnc machines
