Catholicism is WindowsEastern Orthodoxy is macOSProtestantism is the +1000 flavors of Linux
>>100168483this is pretty much a perfect analogy. Catholicism: bloated and greedy and corruptEastern Orthodoxy: simple and relatively free from nonsense.Protestantism: The best and most based but It's hard to determine which exact branch to be a part of.
>>100168511Protestantism got conquered by liberalism, catholicism is near and orthodoxy will resist.
>>100168483>ProtestantismKEK heresy.
>>100168511You have to factor in sodomy when talking about macfags. That's the whole reason why we call them macFAGS and not macSTRAIGHTS.
>>100168670it may have "gotten conquered" by the fags but its still the most objectively true at least within the traditional circles.
>>100168483catholic vs orthodox is a false dichotomy. we (catholics) consider orthodox in communion with us. protestants are all either misguided or heretical grifters who are literally in it for money
>>100168670So the analogy is kind of retarded?
>>100169084I thought the Orthodox can't pray in Catholic churches and vice versa.
>>100168695>>100169084I ain't no christian but wasn't the entire point of the protestant branch existing because of the catholic one being considered corrupt?
Faggot is OP
>>100168709Mac users were never gay. Google has Gayglers, MSFT has microsoft.com/pride. What do Apple users have? A shitposting meme from /g/ making it true? The CEO being a fag? All CEOs are fags, anon.
>>100169796The protestants were sick of the Church basically “selling” forgiveness for sins. I can recall the exact details, but at the time a big donation to the church would get you forgiven for most sins. The other part of it was the belief that priests and pastors were debasing the scripture by relaying it using their own interpretations. At the time generally only the clergy had access to a copy of the bible, and they were still written primarily in Latin, so the average worshipper had no idea if their priest was just making shit up or not. Protestants thought people’s relationship with god was personal, not through the church. I’m probably mixing up which things happened where, but I think that’s the gist of it. Look it up for yourself if you want reliable information though.
>>100169863See project red.
>>100169197
>>100168483Yes.
>>100169796started that way, but Martin Luther also changed the theology solis fidel (Saved through faith alone)The belief that if you believe Jesus is your savior you're 100% going to heaven no matter what. Idk if that's actually what Luther believed, but it's a common belief among modern protestants. solis scriptura (Scripture alone)The Bible is the only source of truth (not really sure what the correct word would be). There's some things the Catholic church believes pretty much equally with the Bible, even though it's not explicitly in the Bible (Mary was a virgin for life, Mary's assumption into heaven, etc)solis gratia (Grace alone)You're saved by the grace of God alone, not through any of your own efforts. This is shared with the Catholic church, but there's an autistic argument about works (really this is more about solis fide). Protestants believe in solis fidel whereas Catholics believe that if you believe and love God you'll inevitably do works, so technically solis fidel isn't true. As for corruption, the Catholic church doesn't claim it was or is free of corruption, their belief is that their theology is correct and corruption of memebers of the church doesn't detract from the theology or the sacraments. ie if your local priest is a pedophile, the communion he consecrates is exactly the communion consecrated by an upright priest. His absolution in confession is just as valid, etc. Basically it's like it a cop is corrupt and arrests you for murder. The cop is acting with legitimate authority, his other corrupt actions don't invalidate his actions when doing something correct/just.Oh yeah and communion is a big one. Protestants generally believe communion is just symbolic whereas Catholics believe it's literally the body and blood of Christ. Also praying for the intercession of Saints, which leads to some Southern Baptist types thinking Catholics are blood drinking pagans.
>>100170216AFAIK the difference between Catholicism and Orthodoxy is a disagreement over the Trinity (Orthodox believe the Holy Spirit only precedes from the Father, not the Son also) and generally the Catholic church is very autistic coming to specific answers for theological questions while the Orthodox are more like>yeah it's a mystery bro, be good so you can go to heaven and find out then.
>>100170216oh another big difference is purgatory. Most/all protestants believe when you die you just go straight to heaven or hell, whereas the Catholic church believes if you go to heaven, you go to purgatory first, which is kind of like hell-lite to be purified first before you go to heaven. IIRC it's one of those things that's not explicitly in the Bible, but the Catholic church believes it to the extent of "it may as well have been, because it has to be true"
>>100169928Project red from who? There's a million 'project red's out there, because all devs play blue team vs red team. I'm not kidding, Google is personalized since the late 2000s, I cannot look up the same as you.
Fuck Martin Luther, he's rotten in hell
>>100170216>body and blood of ChristJesus is the zombie lord. He wants you to eat his flesh and drink his blood so after you die you can come back to life.
>Christcuck thread
>>100168483TempleOS - Christianity Windows - ProtestantismLinux - OrthodoxyMacOS - Satanism
>>100169084Orthodox call Catholic heretic
>>100168483It's funny how 99% of cults are protestant
>>100170216>Catholics believe it's literally the body and blood of Christnobody in my area of spain believes this, non even the nuns from catholic schools teach that,seriously, when i hear mutts and some other countries talking about catholicism i am like do they really talk about the same religion of my family and south europe in general?i feel like catholicism outside the former roman empire may be different, as they only have the literal rules and not all the folklore that precedes it and had become integrated in the church, which is the "fun" and alive parts
>>100168511the orthodoxy is just more lowkey about their corruption, aided by its relative obscurity in the west. they're no less dogmatic, or any more 'free from nonsense', you just don't hear about it. that's what they have in common with Apple I think; they're more exclusive and obscure. the mormons also fit in this regard, they're even more culty.I agree about the simplicity. Apple and the orthodox also like their quasi-minimal aesthetics, but its makeup on a pig in both cases.
>>100168511More like>Eastern Ortodoxy: People proud of being stupid>>100168483What's BSD and Haiku then?
>>100168511fat and brown amerilard hands typed this
>>100168483Alright, but which OS is Islam?
>>100170216So protestantism is based on a distorted perception of roman catholicism.
>>100168511>Protestantism: The best and most based but It's hard to determine which exact branch to be a part of.
>>100172045ReactOS is Islam. Based on the true faith (Windows) and yet distorted, outdated and ultimately harmful and a waste of time.
Which church was formed so the King of England could get a divorce (something the Catholic Church wouldn’t allow)?That’s my religion.
>>100171885>What's BSDopenbsd would be catholic (although fork of netbsd)deraadt is essentially the pope, no factions or fractions. christlike. truth. no power politics 100% worship to the technology
>>100172241>100% worship to the technologymeaning strong rules and tradition. POSIX, style(9), goals.html et cetera
>>100168483Windows ended with Win7, since then it's nothing but Windowns.
>>100168511>>100168483I protest, I use Linux and I do not worship Jews.This is what Christians teach their kids in school:https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1714043610932130.webm
>>100172586>adam green
>>100168483>S TierAgnostic (MS-DOS / MS Windows)>A TierJudaism (MAC-OS)>B TierCatholicism (GNU-Linux-Debian) / Islam (GNU-Linux-Fedora)>F TierAtheism (GNU-Linux-Arch) / Orthodox / Protestant / Other Forks
>2000 years after the Romans nailed some annoying hobo to a tree (based, btw) his delusional followers still argue about which side of his ass he had a wart (very important!)I want semites to fucking go away
>>100168483>Eastern Orthodoxy is macOSYeah fuck right off. We all bought AMD in the 2000s out here. Wasn't until FX that people started going Intel.
>>100168483protestantism is like the bazaar. where you can find a version of christianity that's pretty close to what you can actually believe.
>>100174051the protestants were more concerned with killing jews than anyone else in history and in fact killed more of them than anyone else (they beat the Romans kill total by at least 5x)
>>100171743It's in the Catechism, although the point isn't that it's physically alters. http://www.scborromeo.org/ccc/para/1333.htmhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TransubstantiationAlthough there is an example of that happening in Italy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eucharistic_miracle_of_LancianoA lot of people in the West wouldn't know this ether (a lot less probably) but my mom was one of the stereotypical autistic converts who converted after studying all this stuff and realizing the Catholics are right.
>>100172073Yes, and you just posted the liberal and false distro of protestantism.
>>100168511>>100168483KYS? ORTHODOX IS LINUX, BECAUSE LINUX WORKS AND ORTHODOX CHURCH IS THE ONLY CHURCH THAT ALSO WORKS
>>100174953Protestantos worship money and are satanists
>>100174051Christianity is not pro-Judaism. You've been fooled by the jews into thinking it is. How ironic.
>>100174970The term "protestant" is massive umbrella. Of course there are cucks and satanists under the gigantic umbrella of Protestantism. Literally anyone that's not a roman catholic is a protestant. The only way to be a real Christian is to be a protestant, however, because Roman Catholicism is false.
>>100174571the protestants are themselves jews because they worship moneyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosperity_theologyProtestant bishops also live luxurious lives with private jets while the rest are forbidden from doing so
>>100175028you are a seething monkey. Nothing you say makes any sense. see : >>100175019
>>100175019Catholic church is the only western church that is still somewhat based. No other church supports Rossija
Judaism = DebianCatholicism = UbuntuOrthodoxy = KubuntuIslam = XubuntuProtestantslop and other shitty meme latefag forks = Uwuntu
>>100171743>>100174941(me)although your post is a good example of something that was probably relevant in the reformation, which is that the Catholic church, then and now, does simplify things to more or less>follow the ten commandments and go to mass and confession and you're goodand then protestants point out all this extra stuff that isn't really taught, which the Catholic church recognizes isn't strictly important or necessary to actually understand, but requires people to believe. Kind of like how you don't have to understand how a CPU works to use a computer.Also for the transubstantiation in particular, it was kind of inb4ed in the Bible. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+6%3A52-71&version=NASB
>>100175044>Judaism = Debiankys
>>100173513>implying Adam Green was the first person to realize that Christians are fucked in the headyour ad hominem doesn't work on me, Chris. I', anti-Christian because I've actually read the New Testament.
>>100171743regardless of your corners opinion, the real presence is a basic tenet of the faith. must be why Rome started a "eucharistic revival" movement to remind the laity. I heard only 30% of "catholics" believe in the real presence which is pretty pathetic.
>>100169197all are welcome in the catholic church. you just can't receive communion unless you're in good standing.
>>100171322they don't work towards peace because they're owned by Moscow, who don't want peace or unity with the west. simple as
congratulations, you have successfully insulted me
>countless sects>all getting along respectfully agreeing to disagree>no rivalries with other religionslinux is obviously hinduismmac is judaismwindows is christianism
>>100172088Based
>>100175041Russia is anti-White totalitarian imperialist, it's only right to oppose them. Fuck the commie pope
reminder: orthodox posts are an FSB op the same way the zoomer influencers converting to islam was a paid op by the GCC countries.
>>100170216>it's a common belief among modern protestants. I would argue that most Protestants fail to meet even that low of a standard. Most are fine with someone literally just *saying* "Jesus is the Son of God and my Savior" and then going about their lives in the exact same way, which is comparable to me saying "I will die within 3 hours" and then making plans with my friends to meet up this weekend. I've met precious few Protestants that actually give appropriate gravity to what it means to "believe in Jesus" and acknowledge what behaviors are indicative of that statement being an outright lie.
>>100174970Tbf most Satanists probably use linux.
The true distribution
>>100178135this is christian esoterism
>>100176687Found the tranny. Ywnbaw
>>100178190go choke on a circumcised dick
>>100178135>>100178172Kek
>>100177818>GCC countriesWhat is that?
>>100177818this
>>100178363GameCube Controllercountries.
>>100168670Some new stuff in catholicism suggests it's backing off after realizing some of the horrors it has tangentially supported.>>100168483Windows is Scientology. Got to make that $$$$$$$. Once you're in you're (vendor) locked in.
>>100178363I think maybe he's referring to the CIS which is Russia's NATO/quasi EU thing.
>>100178363It refers to the countries who develop the GNU Compiler Collection
What OS knows to ignore the false god?
>>100168511I love you fren.>t. Eastern Orthodox>EASTER NEXT WEEK, JESUS WILL RISE
>>100179784I shouldn't have rushed and read the bullshit about proties first. God Bless you anyways, you will find your way.
>>100176381i traveled enough to have a strong sense that layman people in south europe just doesnt care, its just places like poland and other parts that werent part of the roman empire which force a really strong interpretation of whatever doctrine it hasthe problem is that the last former popes were from those too strict about interpretation places, and the current one is not, so many people are seething hard which i find funny, but this one may have the ways of modernizing at least a little the church. Just allow priest to marry and women to be too.
>>100171743The blood part is actually very important theologically, because Jesus took on himself the sins of the Jewish people and those sins were absorbed by his blood. It's like the scapegoat ritual in Leviticus 16, or the Kaparot ritual practiced by Jews today.Those Jewish sins are then transfered onto those who drink the blood, i.e. Christians. Jesus worshipers are unwitting receptacles for Jewish sins.You are completely right in your assessment that everything that is good and wholesome about Christianity is actually just the stuff that is left over from the indigenous European religions.
>>100168483Nobody on 4chan who has an IQ higher than 90 actually believes in the foundations of religion, it's all trolls and one trick pony LARPers who play pretend for social points
>>100168483>Protestantism is the +1000 flavors of Linuxno wonder both are so based
>>100178102>implying they don't use FreeBSD
>>100168483>Eastern Orthodoxy is macOS
>>100169084>theyre literally in it for the money>prints a gorillian indulgences you're completely insufferable. As a gaythiest, I have nothing but contempt for the utter ignoble and insane hubris and sin the entire religion of christianity is drenched in, even when playing by your own croocked rules you cant help but emulate the jews and swing that chicken around.
>>100174970same with catholics and orthodoxy
>>100168670Some branches/denominations of it have. Other have not, but any one of them is too small to be of any influence, so none of them are thought of as distinct and separate entities by outsiders, to the point that someone trying to point out the difference between Lutherans who worship fags and Lutherans who know about Martin Luther's book would probably be thought of as "mental gymnastics".
>>100182205yeah, the church has had some bad apples, particularly in the medieval period. unfortunately those sins led to wounds in the church like losing the east in the great schism. that's how this was always going to be though. a church comprised of men, trying to hold it together on earth for God. luckily, we don't do it alone. the church is the bride of Christ, and is guided by the Holy Spirit. that's why it will never be conquered, although it will always be imperfect until Christ returns and establishes His kingdom here. I'm sorry you're an atheist, although God is capable of working through anyone, regardless of who they are.
Pascha soon, brothers. Hope Lent was fruitful for you all. Christ is risen!
>>100183994Indeed He is truly risen, Alleluia! You too anon God bless
>>100171885kek
>>100168483as a prot, i'm proud to not be beholden to that proprietary papist devilry
>>100168483Catholicism is WindowsAtheism is macOSProtestantism is the +1000 flavors of LinuxEastern Orthodoxy is BSD
>>100179763Plan 9 or microkernels
>>100179885you're gay
Linux is German?
>>100172073Yeah, that is based.
>>100171885Haiku is Shinto.
>>100168670>Protestantism got conquered by liberalismFrom what I can see, protestants are the only ones putting up a meaningful fight against globohomo woke shit. Catholics are too busy juggling sacred duty with the allures of temporal power while the Orthodox Church is struggling with its own nationalism problem
>>100170216Anon, almost none of the Catholics I've ever met (I'm from a non-european Catholic country) believe in Transubstantiation. Whether it's a problem with insufficient catechization of the laity or the clergy is silently deemphasizing the real presence, I do not know. What I do know is that Lutherans and Anglicans probably believe in transubstantiation more strongly than the average catholic.
>>100168483bsd is Oriental Orthodox. Been around for a long time, very unpopular, only like 4 versions of it.
>>100176687So... Just like USA?
>>100168511>orthodox christendom>relatively free from nonsenseOh sweet summer child
>>100183839>yeah, the church has had some bad apples, particularly in the medieval period. unfortunately those sins led to wounds in the church like losing the east in the great schism. that's how this was always going to be though. a church comprised of men, trying to hold it together on earth for God.christ LITERALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE FALSE CHURCHES LIKE THE JEWS BUT YOU PERSIST IN OFFERING YOUR MONOLITH HIS LEGITIJMACY
>>100168483>protestanism is the only right choicethis is of a truth>>100168670>Linux got conquered by liberals
>>100172045windows7
>>100185585>Lutherans and Anglicans probably believe in transubstantiationwell that'd be highly ironic, because Luther and the Anglican church specifically reject it.
>>100168511>Protestantism: The best and most based but It's hard to determine which exact branch to be a part of.May I introduce you to Debian Zwingli?
>>100168483Scientology is the 1,000 flavors of Linux.
>>100192518>Scientology is the 1,000 flavors of Linux.Arch Linux is the Heaven's Gate Cult.
>>100171445this nigga really thought this was clever and insightful
>>100171237>Seething NPC
