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Elebant :DDDDD

>>100186437
Why is he so smug?

>>100186339
+1 :D

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eleban

:DDDD

>>100186439
because he knows he's the best/most performant INTERPRETED programming language, blowing out of the water languages such as: ruby, node, python, lua, erlang, elixir and can have a performance like Golang or java with JIT + OPCache

>>100186339
>>100186437
>>100186480
the elephant stack
now we just need elephant os

>>100186510
>the best/most performant INTERPRETED programming language
>ruby, node, python
ok but I wouldn't write a backend with any of these

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how is it that elephants are always associated with good software?

>>100186510
PHP isn't a real language

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>>100186536
look no further than TempleOS

>>100186617
elephant stack is not holy enough for this

>>100186339
What about Elefanteese?

>>100186536
>the elephant stack
The PHP stack
PHP Hadoop Postgres

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>>100186612
>PHP
>good

>>100186437
Because he WILL dump a huge crap in your mouth and you WILL eat it.

I have no experience with SQL, but I do with data for a living- and fucking around with Power BI I just discovered what an inner join is.
Is this what it feels like to be a wizard?

>>100188965
yes databases are good for data even if you don't have a big server farm serving billions of cattle

>>100187088
it is tourist, your /r/eddit programmer humor memes are outdated

>>100186437
eleBend over

>>100188965
I have no experience with PowerBI but I do data with SQL for a living and thank fucking god I've never had to use BI shit before.

>>100186339
>>100186437
BLUE ELEPHANT = GOOD SOFTWARE
BLUE ELEPHANT = GOOD SOFTWARE
BLUE ELEPHANT = GOOD SOFTWARE

>>100186339
>27 years already
>it's still the best database software
>the only areas where it can be beaten are niche areas for high-performance computing and extreme scalability
>it literally just werks
>the next best thing to it is SQLite
smug blue elebant....I kneel

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>>100186437
>>100186339
5/5 ebin :DDD:DDDDD

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>>100186617
:DDD

>>100190998
>the only areas where it can be beaten are niche areas for high-performance computing and extreme scalability
And Citus kinda lets it do that. Hell I'm running a data warehouse off of it just using materialized views and partitioning.

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>>100186339
TÖÖÖÖRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH

>>100194330
laravel debugging