get fucking gooped idiot
>>100192772the space jizz
>>100192772>foam droplet misses the target>hardens>becomes space debrisWhat then?
>>100194459more goop
>>100192772>>100194360>>100194459>>100194563it's jsut me on the satellite making all the goop
>>100192772>cover space debris in goopOkay, now what? It's still there, it can still crash into something.
>>100194974i guess the gooper is used as a tractor
>>100194459>never misses
me and who
>>100195012>cum on space junk >drag the bukkake’d space junk down orbit >space cum strand shears from orbital velocity difference >now you have two space junk, one slightly embarrassed and blushing pink >welp, time for more space cum
>>100192772>*notices space debris bulge*>OwO what's this?>Kesslew Syndwome-senpai, you'we so cute I'm gonna... gonna... !!!<3>*gets space cummies everywhere*
>>100196259>Immature language and affectation>sexual themesWhy do animufags have to make everything horrendously creepy?
>>100196497if you don't like our culture you're welcome to go back
>>100194459I guess they never miss huh
space junk is a non issue. everything will come down eventually
>>100192772pwned
>>100196497that meme is as old as you are, chill out kid
>>100196206My guess is they'll carry it to graveyard orbit, not try and deorbit the debris.
>>100197994if only
>>100196542>our Ishigydiggy
>>100197994The moon is actually very slowly getting away from us.
>>100198655true although it will never* escape
>>100198684I still say we goop it and and bring it closer to correct it's orbit
>>100198777I like your attitude.
>>100192772>Bratty space debris need goop correction - NASA 2024
>>100194459I'm guessing the point of the goop is that it increases friction with the weak atmosphere causing accelerated deorbiting, so any goop that misses will also deorbit but quicker than most debris at that altitude?
>>100192772https://twitter.com/ValsAerospace/status/1783859420646027601Turns out OP is just stealing content from twitter.
Should the Space Force pivot toward a purely goop-based set of capabilities? A "goop force", if you will?
>>100198877>OP : 9 hours ago>Twitter : 14 hours agoYour probably right. At least it wasn't reddit though
never goop
Why are they even using goop? I thought they were going the laser route to deorbit things
>>100198943Space garbage is quite literally built for big purple goop. Sorry laser chud.
>>100197994>space junk is a non issue.https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/04/trash-from-the-international-space-station-may-have-hit-a-house-in-florida/
>>100199006Anon, the goop is pink...
>>100199016Why is it always fucking Florida?
>>100199018Sorry bro I'm colorblind. NOT that it matters!!
>>100192772>My Bratty Spacejunk Sis Blackmails Me Into GOOPING Her!
>>100192772satellite spunk
>>100197994Weird looking cat
>>100198655basically shit that is farther away than geostationary orbit goes away, and shit bellow falls down
>>100196497>OwO what's this?>animufagsLurk moar, nigger.
>>100196259lmao
>>100198655that's forbiddensend the gooper
IM GOOOOOPING AAAAAAH IMM GOOOOPING
>>100196497>Why do animufags have to make everything horrendously creepy?Because somebody thinking about space-goop to get rid of trash in orbit must be on maturity level of teenager with uncontrollable raging hormones.Everything will degrade into sex eventually.You can't seriously expect that any sort of adult would seriously think that their satellite jizzing foam is in any shape or form viable solution for this problem.Custom made shaped charge which doesn't leave residue after detonation to shoot it into degrading orbit is less stupid than whatever that is.
>>100197904Kek
>>100196497The post you quoted is furry culture thoughbeit
>>100192772Gotta love those hexagon gang signs that appear in almost all tech literature nowadays.Plus the space cum, that's not Jewish at all.
>>100194459Many suck cases!
>>100203626>uncontrollable raging hormones.Their hormones are not uncontrollable. They simply lack self-control of their own accord. NEVER give them an excuse like that.
>>100192772It should turn the other sattellite small and then eat it whole instead. It can just take a big steamy dump when it gets back to earth
>>100205529>hexagons are a sign the jews are involved
>>100205572>They simply lack self-control of their own accord.It may have been 10 years since I was teenager but goddamn if you think you can overcome that, good luck. It is just pressure cooker which is just pumping and growing until it goes bang.Either you let steam out in controlled manner or it will let it out on it own.Teenagers can't control themselves therefore they have adults watching over them. Good luck with your kids, hope they won't burn house down when you are not looking.
