GPL is like a cuckold fetish, but not just any cuckold fetish. It's like a cuck who has a prenup in place with their partner. They know what they want and they want it on their terms. And if their partner wants to play with others, they better be ready to share them too! It's like a twisted marriage contract for software.Meanwhile, MIT is like a chill cuck who's totally cool with their partner having a one-night stand with someone else. They don't get jealous or possessive, because they know their partner will always come back to them. It's a trusting and open relationship between software and its users. Friends with benefits, if you will.Finally, BSD is like a kinky cuck who wants to see their partner with other people, but they also want recognition for their role in the action. They're like the voyeur of the software world, watching and enjoying from afar, but making sure everyone knows they were part of it too. It's like the ultimate power move in the world of open source licenses.
>>100196025With this license you are hereby granted free and complete usage without restriction and full rights to further redistribution without credit.
you will never have a wife so what's the point of these retarded frogposter analogies?
