IT Guy here. Have an okay resume but been applying for 6 months and only got 2 replies, no offers. Over 500 applications. Anybody know where I can steal others resumes and put my name on it? Majority of employers don’t check anyway. Maybe AI created resumes? Something in the IT manager or senior manager/project manager arena. Not looking for coding or anything like that. I know it’s cheating to steal someone’s resume but I’m getting desperate and close to homeless. Any help would be good. Thanks.
If you're near a large city, apply for the postal service. They're always in need of bodies.
>>100196770Doesn’t really answer my question.
Try Aldi, the pay isn't even bad.
>>100196750Kys with your demoralizing falseflag thread faggot nocoder
>>100196955Blow me. I was making 120k per year last year. I have over 15 years of experience. I’m not working for 15 an hour. I’d rather commit suicide. >>100196958You die first ranjeet
>>100196813>>100196994The bubble is over, commit suicide.
>>100196994Please go ahead with the suicide
>>100196770damn, and here I am always burying mine. do you happen to know how much they pay for them?
>>100197075$17/hr plus overtime (and over-overtime...), but the bodies must be warm and know English and driving
>>100197053>>100197065You first.
Anybody going to actually answer the question or is it just going to be a bunch of low IQ retard responses wtf
>>100197136I am employed.
>>100197151Depends, have you killed yourself yet?
>>100197152No you’re not liar. >>100197162No but I’d kill your entire family if I knew where you lived you fat faggot
>>100197151it's a retarded questionpost your resumeI for one would be glad to constructively shit on it
>>100196750AI took your job lmao
>>100197345Then why are there still thousands of IT jobs on indeed, linkedin, etc?
>>100197493Those are just fake job posting trying to sell your data
What the fuck even is this thread?Does OP want to be hired for jobs outside of his skillset? Yeah that will work out just great when his new boss tells him to do something and OP does not know how to fucking accomplish said task getting him kicked out of the door immidiately
>>100197932why would OP be inside a door?
>>100197151You're calling others low IQ retards yet you're on an image board asking people "how do I steal a resume". Like gee, I really need this guy on my software dev team. Despite being able to say "ChatGPT generate a resume for me" or googling "Software dev resume" and putting your name on it, you came here to ask for permission to do it. That shows real initiate, pussy. What value could you possibly be to a company?
>steal others resumes and put my name on itGood morning sir
>>100196750you have a iphone, go sell it.
>>100196750>IT Guy hereIf you're not indian or 2SLGBTQIAPMAPRGBBBQCMYK+ good luck ever getting a job.
