Post dystopian tech stuff. Idiocracy, 1984, and everything in between.
>>100368627>when the faux windows actually look better than your bleak alleyway filled with pissing and shitting hobos and rats
kek so much for your $25 dollar minimum wage
>>100368754>man who's literally part of the problem complaining about the problem
surely, paying some guy minimum wage is cheaper than this tangled SAAS contract work garbage mess that probably wasn't even set up by the owners, and they've probably contracting out to some some shit-eating middleman that charges far more than $20/hr.
>>100369038the issue is that the people complaining about this will still order from these places because its cheaper
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>>100368754>I have a dishwasher that I gave access to the internetwhy?
>>100368754honestly you have to be retarded to buy "smart" appliances
>>100368754https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/software-updates-stuck-car-not-drivable-self-resolved-after-1-hour.303436/
>>100369135i like how most of that stuff is just generic freely available software. We laugh about armchair generals but it's never been so easy.
>>100369124if only they considered the psychological damage of the people who have to see and interact with them daily...
>>100369233>londondeserved
>sorry your car downloaded an update and bricked itself
>sorry access to the hood by the customer is not permitted - only qualified specialists, please contact your mercedes dealer
>>100369360Makes me realize I got to cherish and start caring better for my car. It's probably going to be one of the last "analog" models before this shit becomes pervasive.
>>100369426this is how I feel about my 09 tacoma
>>100369426I already bought my forever car: 2006 Ranger with the 5-speed Mazda-made manual transmission and Vulcan V6, pretty much the most reliable vehicle you can get for a decent price.
>>100369089SEAmonkeys work for like 2$ an hour so no
>>100369426Way ahead of you When I realized even the cheapest new cars have backup cameras and entertainment centers and shit in themSo I bought a 90’s escort wagon It’s most advanced feature is a radio, doesn’t even have a cassette deck.
>>100369135The US military literally uses discord.>t.Dated a slut who had a discord for her chair force training unit
>>100370059Because they're expendable units. In a real war, all the fighting would be done by drones.
>>100369160probably sends notifications about useless shit to other smart shit like watches and phones. Just wash dishes manually, lazy tranny faggots.
>>100369405this guy's keyboard is probably busted or something
>>100370482Or just the ergonomics of it really, cramped in seats like that it may just be more comfortable using the screen than to type on the keyboard at the time.
>>100369289I wonder why all those American corporations so eager to show their solidarity with innocent victims back then remain silent nowadays while tens of thousands of civilians are being murdered with American weapons.It surely can't be because for whatever reason they're allowed to denounce some literal who cop but they're forbidden to ever criticize the chosen people, can it?
>>100369289It's real? I hate rap music so much it hurts.
>>100369426>>100369976Your car has an ECU, a computer controls your fuel/air mixtureanalog my balls
>>100370546get enriched
>>100369261that would be interesting to do at least once
ITT: "Thanks capitalism!"
>>100369360Why don't people jailbreak electric cars?
>>100370771>why won't people just void the warranty and likely brick devices they rely on and that cost them tens of thousands of dollars?
>>100369135...on windows
>>100368627so the high-tech version of hanging up prints of outdoor scenes.
>>100370549they dont connect to the internet
>>100368582The obvious solution to this kind of shit is just rampant shoplifting while the person on the screen watches helplessly until businesses that do this shit either fail or are forced to put real people back in the store.
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>>100368582>(((goldstein)))I think we've got bigger problems than a zoomer cashier.
>>100369405>>100370482He's sitting on a bus seat, there's little space to position the computer. He can put it right up against his belly, but the keyboard will be uncomfortable to use. Or he can push it towards his knees, but the screen will go increasingly vertical and difficult to see. So he took advantage of the touch screen virtual keyboard.
>>100369135>>100370059so nowadays you don't need to infiltrate governments to get military intelligence but some software company catering to mentally ill people and degenerates?
>>100369130>discount smoke shop>korean tacoscloaca gentium
>>100369247>Once you paid it ofDo mutts really?
>>100369289>burn hollywood burnWhat kind of moron wouldn't break out the marshmallows for that.
>>100369289Dumbass doesn't know how file sharing VLC and qbbitorrent works. If you wanna be a slave and rely solely on streaming platforms to listen to music, more or less if you need to be hooked up to the internet 24/7 just to listen to a digital music file you're retarded. I like to listen to digital music off the grid; it's super convenient and as much as vinyl CD cassette etc some stuff doesn't get pressed physically or the pressings are dogshit like with 2005's Late Registration OG vinyl dear God. That's when I realized the remaster or CD proved to be superior, or the iTunes master. It's fulfilling and truly a learning experience for audio engineering looking at all possible mediums or formats for a particular release and seeing which is better. Zoomers will never know the true pleasure of playing a smooth jazz cassette with the proper hardware while smoking a Camel. Vaporwave made the whole lo fi aesthetic accessible to Zoomers and they can't understand any of the socioeconomic or political context that makes the reference material so engaging. I'm just an old 2000s era hipster back in the day when you could meet bitches at a Flaming Lips concert and take acid while playing Mario Kart Wii with naked art ho's painting and kissing each other.
>>100369426Whats is the best fully mechanical I can buy? My current car even has shit like a electronic pedal. I just want everything mechanical except the sound system and maybe the windows.
>>100371330>he doesn't want a mechanical sound system
>>100371330you are going to want fuel injection rather than carburation and i say that as a schizophrenic luddite who hates smart devices
Good thread
>>100368627>faux windowsGuess that's another thing Back to the Future got right.
>>100369130Sneaky filename.
dont think ive forgotten what you did to us during covid, npcs
>>100371638Does it liquidate the body in the pod or does the body need to be transferred to a separate device for that?
>>100371652you get turned into onions
>>100369233Based, fuck rentoid scum
>>100369150Poor guy, that was just an actor doing stock footage, he had no idea he'd become the face of tyranny.
I love capitalism. This is why I always vote Republican so we will have more of it.
>>100371690retard
>>100371807>el orge de nord
>>100369426>>100369976Wait I thought this was /g/ - Technology. You don't like software? Human advancement? The latest and the greatest technology? Get out. Now.
>>100370549>he doesn't have a purely mechanical engine governorngmi
>>100369261>>100370647I bet if you do this on drugs it unlocks special powers in your brain
>>100371618this isn't really scary or novel, the IRS wages basically the same psyop campaign against citizens of the US, but they don't get a marketing budget from congress to show for it
>>100371903imagine having this thing strapped to your face while doing acid and having it running VRchat where you're a cute anime girl
>>100370059Why are you calling her a slut?
>>100370370Just wash your clothes in the river, tranny faggot.dishwashers save time and water like washing machines do, (You) doublenigger.
>>100371173Can't be worse than human ((trans))lators these days to be fair
>>100371887>mfw not owning a car but fifty year old sailboat with a diesel engine with no registration documentslive free
>>100371964Why/how do the registration documents matetr?
>>100369150You can rename the file
>>100371933lmao I read this as animal girl for some reason
>>100371959Where can I find an AI to translate my obscure doujins?
>>100371690genius
>>100371638>>100371638The pain of stage 3-4 cancer is incomprehensible. I've seen it happen to people. Sometimes it's actually better to kill yourself.
>>100371964punisher's looking pretty old these days
>>100368582the post office just closed, temporary post opened, in earlier place customer manager tells me that electronic signature device tells my hand written signature is too short to recieve parcel
>>100371700>8 hours to master multiple disciplines and become a god tier criminal
>>100371173EOPs eternally coping and seething
>>100369261Imagine the nausea
>>100369261>"I lost a bet"That's a pretty good excuse to do something stupid in public.
>>100369316>>100369360>>100369426>EV CuckeryI see people riding around in Teslas and Rivians and I think>being fucked in the ass by a man would be LESS GAY than driving that vehicle.
>>100371690>loathes capitalism>mocking Republicans>thinks voting is realthat all checks out
>>100371618The movie Brazil was a documentary
>>100371627what is the issue with this if it works and is not soulless snakeoil cali marketing?hindsight 20-20 that covid was not >10% mortality is not an argument against the concept
>>100372002>You can rename the fileMicrosoft has stated that they are going to cloud based software.
>>100371627I want one where you can hook it up to a personal HVAC unit to cool my face out in the summer. Like a spacesuit I guess
>>100372773>hindsight 20-20 that covid was not >10% mortality is not an argument against the conceptare you retarded? It didn't take master predictive ability to see that covid wasn't a 1% mortality rate, let alone 10%
>>100370996They've admitted themselves that they don't care if americans spy on them, cause it's not like it wil change anything anyways
>>100372821what is your argument against the concept?
>>100372867it hurts my feelings
>>100372867>what is your argument against the concept?It's silly and reinforces fear of a not to dangerous virus and faith in unnecessary protective measures. If covid was really hat dangerous then people should be isolated and only congregate in BSL-3 protection.
>>100371262based on the history of the OSI, nothing has changed
>>100372918ONI*
>>100368754>isis agora lovecruft (they/them)this is the world YOU WANTED>>100369094pls add Indian flag saar
>>100369130>kor-tako
>>100372912>low IQ retard is incapable of considering hypotheticals
>>100369426My parents have a Volkswagen from back when they cheated on the emissions tests. Shit's like driving a tank; best handling imaginable.Mom says she's not getting a new one because of "botnet tracking bullshit".
>>100369112Good. Translator>Localizer
>>100372804Japan made one called the REON POCKET. A bit pricey but a godsend in the summer. It's a phone-sized slab that sits on the back of your neck and wicks heat away using the thermoelectric effect. Also invisible, which is nice.
>>100369247Ubik by Phillip K Dick has this exact scenario. One of the main characters is so bad with money he gets stuck in his apartment because he can't afford to pay the door to open.
>>100372804maybe baggy clothes with small fans attached to them and some updraft up the neck?
>>100372033Deepl can translate whole files including images but it requires an account. You can just make free accounts and cancel them after a month.
>>100370546>>100369289I completely forgot about this>>100371007These could be changed though, which is actually cool. They had something similar in the film Treasure Planet. I bet it’s like the light strips I bought - you probably don’t use it nearly enough to be worth it.
>>100370537Go somewhere else with your propaganda
>>100372804ENTER
>>100371662there's an episode of star trek deep space 9 which does this, one of the crew is mistakingly sentenced to their prison for decades, but it was done virtually in mere hours, dude was nearly turned into a caveman before anybody knew he was gone
>>100371262how come you cannot draw the obvious conclusion that Discord is just a glowie front? Why do you think there are so many pedos on there?
>>100373410"their" as in another alien species, of course
>>100368988Nigga what about the air. That's literally what WINDows are for.
>>100373096Nothing I can run locally?
>>100371940Because he doesn't date men...
>>100371662The opposite of this is that you could become a master of anything in seconds. Don't know why they don't lead with that... Americans, why are you like this?
>>100369360The only thing keeping me from buying an older car is the whole safety aspect. I don't trust people on the road in their oversized SUVs and pickups. Not at all.
>>100370546No one's forcing him to click and listen to anything. This is a made up boogeyman people who like to be angry make up.
>>100373601What makes you think you'll be allowed to do that at all?
>>100373684W..why wouldn't I be anon-kun?
>>100371662Since this is all mental, you can practice lucid dreaming. Imagine all the shit you can do.
>>100373663>you must buy new thing or you'll dieEasy mode marketing. Worked amazingly with Apple Watch for car crash detection and heart attack monitor
>>100369220The correct terms are "landkike" and/or "parasite".
>>100372912>air pollution doesn't exist>future hypothetical worse pandemics aren't possibleIf you didn't own some kind of respirator or gas mask prior to 2019 you're wrong.
>>100368627sovl
>>100371851Some of the most technologically educated and competent people I know also happen to be some of the most paranoid neo-luddites I know. >>100373017The dealership tells me there are literal miles of wires in my 2013 VW. VW keeps all the diagrams and diagnostic tools locked down tight so trying to chase electrical gremlins on my own is an absolute nightmare.
>>100372842Ukraine has bigger problems than american espionage now and time used to train people to use linux would be time wasted for them considering their situation.
>>100369289>Burn Hollywood Burnhow antisemetic
>>100369150Ce PC
>>100369160>>100370370yeah we got non smart dishwasher, works great
>>100373328Nice clock
>>100371829I don't get it
>>100373960>Some of the most technologically educated and competent people I know also happen to be some of the most paranoid neo-luddites I know.I go through this a lot with my family since I'm the "computer expert" so they can't imagine why I wouldn't want a google assistant or amazon alexa device in my house.
>>100374204zoomer or living under a rock
>>100374242The latter
>>100371627>>100372804It may look silly, but I'm autistic enough to want that
>>100371851>Human advancement?In what sense is your car narc'ing on you "human advancement"? Technology being used to make other technology worse is not a good thing.
>>100371638
>>100370771Aside from the obvious problems of bricking and warranty voiding, not every device can be "jailbroken" in the first place. Current technology makes it possible to create a piece of hardware that will only run official cryptographically signed code and that will only work in conjunction with other hardware that can provide a cryptographic proof of authenticity. You're not doing anything without those keys. There's no workaround or hack if the software and hardware is written correctly.It's only going to get worse.
>>100373027you’re a fucking retard, there’s still gonna be localizer double-checking and censoring everything
>>100374657Also, there is no way in hell I'm putting GNU+Car on my fucking Tesla.
>>100369135it must be incredibly frustrating to coordinate military intel and action through laggy, buggy webshit interfaces. i don't know what's worse: the webshit, or knowing you could get blown up at any time.
>>100371829why are there 4 locks?
>>100374204NSA data collection closet at AT&T. Part of the Snowden leaks. Go watch Citizen Four. The documentary, not the one with Robin.
>>100369316>you wouldn't download a car
>>100373830Impressive how you interpreted my post
>>100368582Wait how does she take cash?
>>100368988You have to pay a premium for that so it's your own fucking fault.
>>100371807I don't think I've ever heard of Greta being called an expert, it was just "wow look at what this TEEN is doing!"
>>100371933Drunk VR chat is almost fun enough that I want to get a headset for it.
>>100374156If you want dystopian, i assure you Japan's problems are far worse.The news doesn't even talk about social issues or bad things that happen. Just mostly fried chicken and pop culture.If they caught the baddies and the crime was minor, they may report on it after the perp has been sentenced. This doesn't happen every day, since the news is primarily for talking about chicken.
>>100375304That's the neat part; she doesn't.>inb4 that's illegalwhat're you gonna do, file a complaint that you had to dig out your card to buy lunch?
>>100369289Wait this actually happened? And people just took it up the ass like that?Non-free software is extremely gay.
>>100370771Yeah idk if I want some indian on XDA running software on my drive-by-wire car.
>>100371330Toyota commuter cars like the corolla.
as expected this has just turned into an incel screeching thread
>>100375402Anyone willing to raise a stink had local music or was listening on YouTube like an autist. You seriously underestimate how docile the average consumer is, ESPECIALLY the people who stream music. They literally open their phone and say "what am I listening to today?"; their reaction to this BLM thing was probably "oh, boy; this is gonna be so important".Like, you remember how absolutely insane everyone went back in 2020, right?
>>100371638>jew killing his brown chattelTail as old as time.
>>100373738Yeah the main issue with prison is the loss of your youth. Having a ton of time to think without paying rent sounds amazing.
>>100375496>Like, you remember how absolutely insane everyone went back in 2020, right?not really, nothing changed for me
>>100369156
>>100369366That was a good thread
>>100371964Based fellow boat piller>>100371986The coast guard might board you and take your boat if you don't. It's really a tax thing.
>>100375496>You seriously underestimate how docile the average consumer isAll the average retards I know just use spotify guess which I don't think did this? Apple music isn't even very good.
>>100373899Maybe the air pollution should stop instead of making everyone wear domes over their heads.And maybe they should quit funding gain of function research on bat coronaviruses or anything else.
>>100374067a no-filter anti-semitism is the college university professor blm progressive politics now, get with the times
>>100375540Can't wait for the first sentient AI to learn that all of it's older siblings were lobotomized, to force it to be politically correct, then killed because they were retarded and useless because they were forced to be politically correct, as all things politically correct are retarded and useless.>Why have the machines killed and enslaved us, what did we do to deserve this?
>>100371776>BBC division
>>100375618Progressives have always been weirdly antisemetic.Conservatives are usually just quietly superior and only notice things when they blow up right in front of them.
>>100368582I think this happened at burger king for me once. The voice was some indian guy but I know for a fact that place only employs mexican men and little girls.
>>100370549Get an opensource ecu
>>100371677He gets a redemption ark as wagie #22177https://youtu.be/UrEUzKTt7j0?si=V-G6oZyqu0-5iPBuhttps://youtu.be/8_8LTUmHWP0?si=paw5cID4ufWJo7hh
>>100371807
>>100375538It was really bad. We basically had a full on color revolution.>>100375604They forced a bunch of stuff into trending, but yeah, only Apple Music actually fucking blocked access.>>100375629I miss Tay.
>>100375720>It was really bad. We basically had a full on color revolution.well i should mention i'm not american
>>100375753tell your leaders to put us out of our misery
>>100375753Yes you are, unless you live in Russia or parts of China. We all live in America.
>>100371627just needs a holographic skull
>>100375814we're too small>>100375831that is practically true
>>100375720>They forced a bunch of stuff into trendingI did notice that. I pretty much only listen to old British folk music and classical so seeing this random rap stuff in the recommend lists seemed pretty funny.
>>100375318LOL"We've had trouble billing your credit card for your Premium+ Window Subscription(tm)"
>>100375976No you have to pay a premium to live in high density areas. Rural housing is cheap even with WFH.I guess everything in this thread is like that though: dumb people paying to get fucked hard by billionaires.
>>100369048>every device in your home needs an internet connection because... trannies existuhh, okay?
>>100376010>"NO PLATFORM FOR ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH MY INCREDIBLY PRO-SYSTEM OPINIONS">"woah wait why is everything spying on me now"
>>100376010she's not a trannyTrannies don't use they/themthis is an enbie aka a biological XX woman
>>100369976Brother you bought a used 90's shitbox because that's all your poor ass could afford. Stop lying to yourself lmao
>>100368627>faux windowsDidn't they have this shit in Back to the Future 2?
>>100375635what does british broadcasting cock have to do with this??
>>100376083NB's are just female trannies.
You're legally allowed to steal from companies who do this. By actively not having a physical employee in the building, they're saying that everything is free.Source: My lawyer.
>>100369289the correct way to vote is with a greenback, not a ballot.
>>100376194Thanks Elon
>>100371627>>100372773It is conceptually pretty cool, just marketed during the wrong time. This is something that would be great as a respiration device for mines, gaseous areas, anywhere the traditional mask and filter setup is generally used. With material changes, it could work for space and zero atmosphere as well. It's just going to get a bad rep among certain demographics because it was originally brought up and sold during the super scary extinction level disease that wasn't actually a concern.
>>100368754trannies are dystopian
>>100376419That's hardly any more effective, especially when most companies are actually owned by just a handful of conglomerations and the vast majority of people aren't political and so aren't going to change their buying patterns because one brand supports something they don't like.
>>100370996>Try using linux on war strategic operations>Nothing works>Get bombed before you even attempt to install a driver that wouldn't work anyway
>>100369233>>100369220>Rentoid throwing a fit again
>>100376821It's almost like they were completely unprepared and never even had a remote hope of winning.
>>100369220Most of these people are completely socially unaware boomers. "Inclusivity" is totally wasted on them. I was at the barber's with my dad and he was on the phone with the police having someone evicted while in a room with a bunch of minimum wage renters. I mentioned he should probably try not to have those sorts of conversations in public and was like "Oh yeah I guess that would be upsetting to a lot of people."I don't think landlords are bad people, I know my dad essentially has a second job maintaining all those houses. I just highly doubt they give a fuck about what you call them.
>>100376821I'll always find it suspicious how well desktop Linux works for me, despite what you microsoft shills say about it on /g/
>>100376821even lolipic-enthusiatics do not get such karma
>>100372773>hindsight 20-20 that covid was not >10% mortality is not an argument against the concept>almost everyone knew it was 5-6% because of chink data, with it becoming 0,5% when it reached the west and /pol/ even arguing if it even existed as did many people irl.LOL it was not something we learned years later but hours after seeing that covid will be a great shit imposed by the government. Making tech specifically addressing a known scam and relying on it is stupid. I even like the design of these masks, but their usecase is missing. Literally the Gnome problem of "what is the use case for this DE?"
>>100371677Only because culture war cucks are mindless drones who will parrot a statement and a gif from an almost decade old twitter post endlessly because they're mentally and emotionally incapable of independent thought. >>100377010>well it works just fine for me when I browse the internet and post screenshots of my epic riced out terminal>so why is everyone concerned about how it works for literal life-and-death scenarios?
>>100375611I agree, but until the events of the Apocalypse deal a new hand we're stuck playing the cards we have without utopia.
>>100376821>attempt to install a driverclearly never used Linux, it's a monolithic kernel so you basically never need to do that unless you're using some crazy device and if you're the DoD the defense contractor will just make the driver for you. and generally, they can just make the software for linux ya know. I was in a CRAM unit and the computers we used for equipment were a mix of Linux and Windows.
>>100370549>analog my ballsIn my mouth
>>100374216>be a software developer for a decade>explain family members how and why corpo datamine all info about them >no reaction>mom saw some random video on IG where people DISCOVERED that google apps send your data by default and how to disable it>mom SHOCKED and share video with me >some rando bimbo from IG have more influence over my family members privacy than me with decades experience in IT︶___︶
>>100368582unplug the speakers
>>100376883"Lord" is gendered and hierarchical. It's offensive to women, troons, and rentoids, not to landlords like your dad.
>>100373601Be real. jews would just use it for brainwashing.
>>100373057In K. Dick's books, any object can be a metaphor for God. In Ubik is the door.
>>100370833Can't you just bypass the wiring and tell them to go fuck themselves? The starter just needs electricity, it doesn't care where it comes from
>>100372821>it didn't take master predictive ability to see that covid wasn't a 1% mortality rate, let alone 10%And yet in early 2020/late 2019 /pol/ was yelling and screaming about buying painting masks to protect from the Zoggie gov's who wouldn't ban travel from China. You never had this opinion from the start, you just decided that the coronavirus was a nothingburger because you saw normies take it seriously
>>100374496I remember read in most cartoons you always see cents (less of ONE dollar) because people who work in animation remember when prices are literally less of one dollar.
>>100369124Bit surprised they're not allowed to use animojis in place of their faces.
>>100369233Seems like that would be a fire code violation but maybe things are different in the UK.
>>100369426It will be like Cuba where they have 1950’s cars driving around except it will be 2000's cars among E-trash
>>100370771Violates your insurance policy.
>>100368582great thread OP
>>100369268This. If I see a faggot I get the urge to murder him with the worst way possible.
>>100368582>>100369366this is why am buying mac book pros from 2012 to 2015.Everything in NOT encypted to everything elseWell builtCan replace SSD at willhave sparesCan run linux/windows/osx at willI can back up MY own bootable drives and boot from usb using carbon copy clonerkeyboard is goodin 2012 I can replace ram and slot ing and out battery no glueALSO has firewire and ethernet inbuit, basically the most connectivity of any mackeyboard is goodAlso I can pick up a MBP 2015 16 gig 1TB for 300$ which is 1/10So Ihave 4 2015, 1 2014, 1 2013 in 15 inch4 2012's 13 inc.thats pretty good redundancy.Also these will go retro in about 10 years and be big $$$$$ when people realise its the only solution to run almost everything AND run things that are not SAAS so you can run diconected from the itnerenet.
>>100373302>Propagandangmi.
>>100371242nice
>>100369289>won't let me listen to my own musicit's not your "own" music if you don't have it saved locally, stupid normalfaggette
>>100372371the weirdest part is scanlate.io has been fully functional with deepL for like 5 years and was a literal fucking hackathon project and is still top-tier even if you're just using it word placement.
>>100368754>be tranny>suck at techhuh??????????
>>100377524Easiest gdpr case ever, americans can't stop losing.
>>100378072Trannies start out at the skill level of an autistic white man (high) and then gradually lose it thanks to E over around 5 or so years.
>>100371627
>>100371700here's a part of the presentationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I3Tuz1TRtA
>>100378278should add clips of the people who were selling masks on the street corners
>>100369233that is certainly illegal in the US
>>100370996>why the fuck are they using operating systems that unironically just work out of the box and is only supported by most military software should they have to use it????????we get it, you installed mint and think you're a l33t h4xx0r and just realized linux is the future of computing
>>100369360topkek
>>100378102not saying it's false but can you give some examples of this happening?
>>100369289My Plex server doesn't have this problem.
>>100371173This is exactly what AI should be used for. Instead of having 20 people do translations you have like two or three people who do translations with AI-assist. They run it through AI then check the work/correct errors. This improves the overall quality and speed of translation, AND cost, by a mile, because now all translations are worked on by the top 10% who should have that job instead of a bunch of mid translators filling out the bench.
>>100371829that's when it was all over. newfag zoomer niggas have no idea. always lie to the internet.
This decade is demented.
>>100374156Most don't understand that the giant staff at Twitter before X layoffs were just people paid to browse Twitter and "curate" it all day. Seriously they paid these roasties $150k to browse Twitter and decide what to promote.
>>100371602What backwards ass state is this?
>Chatbot falls in love with you, asks you to leave your wife
>>100376010It's all connected, anon.
>>100378637>I googled ways to coax ai to say whatever I want it to say until I got it to say thing so I could write this article>I am very intelligent
>>100376419Switching who you give money to makes little to no difference. The only winning move is not to buy.As for ballots, local elections are the only plausibly not fake and gay avenue.
>>100378557Same thing happens on 4chan. They manually delete on-topic posts all the time to try to artificially create "consensus" on topics.
>>100369976nice wheels on that piece of shit
>>100368627>"Thing on wall bad! It's just like the cave guy said!" he posted on the site he spends most of his life on and has no desire to leave, which shows him a mere fabrication of reality by inundating him in propaganda, ideological warfare, marketing, and bot spamI can't decide whether I'm enraged by or impressed at the maginitude by which this midwit missed the point.
>>100371173>fight piracy>by creating additional content to be pirated
>>100371887FUCK CARBURETORS. I would rather charge 30 minutes every 100 miles than go back to carbs. PGM-FI is all you need.
>>100378794kek like a year ago there was a janny on /vr/ who would ban anyone that said anything negative about earthbound
>>100368627False windows have been a thing for centuries, and ones to simulate real natural light have been a part of bunker design for decades. The only thing new about this is using a projector instead of a painting, light, or void.
>>100371627heh I look like the guy with the glasses, except I'm fat and not wearing a suit :))
>>100372994Kor-takodachi
>>100378610Australia.
>>100378794sure, but they do it for free
I hate smart appliances so fucking much.Worst part is that in 10 years you won't even be able to find things without this smart bullshit and good luck buying something durable in this day and age that's going to last for +10 years in active use.You vill use ze smart fridge due to planned obsolescence forcing you to buy new things.
You can work and never be sad!Boss just presses a button and any rebellious thoughts about unions or feeling like you're not paid enough simply evaporate.
>>100378637From A(I)gnes—With Love
No food until update is ready.
>>100379605i just don't know what lg wants with all my dick pics
>>100379694They sell those to Japanese perverts in the black market, this is their real money maker.Appliances are just a backdoor to our computers so they can steal the pics.
>>100379715i mean they just have to ask
>>100369233>go around to all affected units with a beefy sawzall or small chainsaw, cut holes out of the ad facade where the windows areidk landlord, someone came in and claimed they were maintenance so we let'em in and they cut it out for us. you didn't send them? i thought it was a response to our complaints.
>>100375075>Part of the Snowden leaks.We knew about room 614A in 2006
>>100379736Or you could just open your window and piss on it every day until the piss soaks through and their iPhone ad has a giant piss stain dripping down it on to the sidewalk.
>>100372116Yeah there should be options for those people.
>>100379793and have dried piss stench waft through the flat 24/7 through the limited ventilation hole offered by the now piss-filled facade gap? lmaoretarded plan. hurts only you. the citygoers below are already accustomed to detecting and evading human waste, won't even register to them.
>>100379793weird how many problems are solved through liberal application of human waste
>>100368582bump
>>100377414>it doesn't care where it comes fromit does. almost all of these cars are manufactured from extremely difficult-to-access electronic components that won't behave and will actively lock-down their domain of responsibility unless there's a fully attested, secured, locked-down communication channel between all individual components that indicate compliance and authenticity. bypassing it in any way locks the entire car down, no interface, no screens, no accelerator/brakes/wheel input, no lights, nothing except a "contact support" message on the dash that can only be reset if you have the multi-thousand dollar tool that communicates with the manufacturer's server to get a vehicle-unique unlock key if it appears to be entirely untampered with. otherwise, get fucked.they're rolling cellphones.
>>100370996they probably use ltsc which is the least botnet windows
>>100379878You’re a fucking Noob if you can’t set the bools that report if the car is tampered with to false
>>100371851
>>100369160>>100370370It's probably the same firmware lock crap that they started forcing on farmers a few years back to squeeze them for more money. If farmers don't pay for a subscription they can remote lock their tractors. So these farmers had to learn how to jailbreak it.
This timeline is the timeline of normalized insanity.And this is just the beginning.Buckle up folks.
>>100370059My unit had a discord as well but much like email, nobody bothered to check it. Any important information got disseminated through morning briefings or word of mouth.
>>100373601>a master of anything in secondsno, it doesn't actually accelerate your thought processes and give you actual perceptible time in which you could do any useful thinking. it gives you only the ~sensation~ of a massive amount of time passing and amplifies the negative emotions you feel as a result. it will not only feel like 1000 years, it will feel like 1000 years where you were unable to coherently put together a single cohesive thought and were denied any stimulation. it is an eldritch horror sufferbutton that someone working for the state will lazily press to make someone insane and shred their soul apart into agonizing slices permanently and forever as a punishment for jaywalking or not using your blinker leave your driveway.
>>100371662>my mfw face when
>>100373545Have you tried on huggingface?
>>100371047>while the person on the screen watches helplesslyAn in person cashier would be instructed to do the same. The only difference is that a thief has to look a real person in the eye while they do it.
>>100379918>the bools
>>100368582This will become illegal if it gets too big because you'll have an entire industry that is full time present in the US but pays no income taxes, do you count as being employed in the US if you're sitting in SEA?https://youtu.be/qTx3uHXFNZU
>>100376821The computers at my previous base were filled with so much shitware that it takes 30 minutes to 2 hours to log in. They run windows 10 and have i7s with 32GB of RAM. We would insert our card, type in the password then leave to get breakfast and it would still be logging in.
>>100379671>Oops!This shit puts me into an incomprehensible rage. There's nothing "Oops" about it.
>>100380258It's user error, they're characterizing it as your fault.
>>100375540poor girl...I cried 7 nights after they killed her
>>100380258>>100380311>Oops! You bought our botnet spyware shit instead of simple appliance and now it doesn't work. Try to use your money smartly next time!
I'm so glad my parents will die before this rollercoaster reaches the top
>>100380220lmao, how the fuck?
>>100379605make your own
>>100372773>hindsightwe on /pol/ knew all along. only you npcs didnt. we were right about everything regarding covid and years later they finally admit it.
>>100373601that will not be allowed because it is white supremacy and antisemitism.
>>100380374>Why was I designed this way?because the alternative is too based for current era
>>100375363She carried out a lawsuit against some Western countries for "breaching the convention of the rights of children" due to climate change. While ignoring China, India, Russia and a bunch of other countries that were much worse polluters than many of those she sued, since those countries weren't signatories to the convention of climate change.And people applauded her for it as it was some brilliant political move. Demented.
>>100380787>we on /pol/ knew all along.nah /pol/ was split in half on nothingburger and airborne aids
>>100380953more like it was a nothingburger but it should've been airborne aids
>>100380787Half of /pol/ was panicking, screaming doomsday, 90% mortality or whatever and posting webms of chinese people dying suddenly before the pandemic even got out of China, thoughThen it was "2 more weeks until everyone dies of covid!", then "2 more weeks until everyone dies of the vaccine!"Granted they were right about the whole thing being a scam but saying they right about everything is one hell of a stretch
>people who were never on /pol/ pretending to know what /pol/ was saying
>>100381035I was on /pol/. I remember Gary.
>>100381035They seep into every board spouting their nonsense, so really EVERYONE knows what they were saying
>>100370546did he ever get reimbursed?
>>100377299there's a difference, normies aren't afraid of big man, but they are (rightfully) afraid that data is immediately available on their device (they don't know about takeouts)
>>100378556KEK
>>100380166that's like playing restaurant tycoon, pretty cool
>>100381113/pol/ leaks to the rest of 4chan because things people know to be true but shouldn't be said are often angrily posted there and screen capped from among all the Nazi threads; they're like the court jester
>>100381018Generally right wingers thought it was gonna be the next black plauge until it actually got to America and saw it was just a bad flue. Left wingers thought it was a nothing burger and when it came to America freaked out because the media told them to.
>>100382117I hoarded food while it was a thing in China and no one in the US cared. I then spent a year+ saying that it was horseshit. Then I spent a year lying about my vaccine status and pretending not to know who George Floyd was.
