Using CRISPR, researchers made a protein packed fungi that’s easier to stomach The genetically engineered fungus that tastes like meat and could have a smaller environmental footprint than traditional livestock or even “lab-grown” cell-cultured meat.I was looking forward to eating bugs.
people meme about eat ze bugsbut when they start pushing fungus-food it's actually over
>>107292818>smaller environmental footprint than traditional livestock or even “lab-grown” cell-cultured meat.But I want the meat texture, fucking retards always trying to cut corners.
>>107292818fancy snot
>>107292818You vill eat ze snot, Neo.
>>107292818>>107292847the jew fears the indoor chicken farmeron a more serious note, theyre talking about meat substitutes since yearsbut theyll end up implementing this shitim already prepping, im working on automating a hydroponic setup and growing my own veggiesmaybe make a climate control thingy for my pops, he wanted to grow mushroomsthis guy has a fish pond in his basementhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJUIbFKCZxMsolution do exist. technological solutions ^^
>>107292818>meat-likeNot sure what sort of meat these people are used to if that wad of slime is meat-like to them.
>>107292818Pushing bugs as the next goyfeed wasn't a big enough humiliation ritual, now it's actual slop?
but I thought we already had "meat-like fungi"
That Jello has been a marketing success in the consumer food market shows that this could easily catch on with the right PR. But if they go the route Impossible Meat did, yeah, they're doomed to fail.
>>107292938this shit isnt actually half bad to be honesti have an auntie that was vegetarianvegetarian food is not the goal though.you still need to grow it, process it((they)) want to create food factories where everything can be automatedand churn out slop with the minimum input neededtheres also the beepocalypse problem.were running out of pollinating insectsbc big corpo and nobody gives a shit until everything will break downsoil tserilization, etc etcits not humanity thats inherently wasteful etcits fukken big corpo nigger retardsand becasue of their fuckups, which were intentional to the point of corrupting government officials, now the rest of us are to eat slop
>>107292847>>107292919they keep pushing more and more gmolook up the bovaer situationkikes are trying to replicate the mad cow disease all over again
>>107292949maybe the future has hope
>>107293052idk what the fuck theyre doing but it has fuck all to do with climateon one hand they screech about emissionson the other they sign mercosur which will increase, maybe even multiply the carbon footprint of all the food we will be eating because europe will start importing it from latin americai dont think the bovaer thing will create prionsprions are misfolded protein, id expect some mrna shit to do thatbut i could easily conceieve of something liek intentional food poisoning to erode european populations furtherbc its not a single strike were againstweer against people who deal with compound interests as a jobtheyre just gonna stack small negative multipliers and let time do the work
>>107293052>>107293085clarif:youre not gonna see something that imapcts fertility by 1%but stack enough of these somethings and suddenly your fertility dropped by half if not morepsy factorsenvironmental factorsand straight up chemicals or pathogensthen you let it cook.
>>107292818Can't we just cut down on the number of browns and eat real food instead?
>>107293138No. The whole point of you eating bugs and fungus is to free up more resources to import and subsidize more browns.
>>107293085>i dont think the bovaer thing will create prionsthats assuming the whole prion thing was even real in the first placelook up mark purdey who argued it was chemicals pumped into cattle that kickstarted the whole processsimilar pattern to bovaer which is unnaturally pushed to "fight emissions"
>>107292818if they don't make it look like snot, have good consistency and actually good taste without turning my blood into toxic sludge, i don't mind. maybe it'll be cheaper
>>107293207a-hahthats the angle.interdasting
But turkey unironically tastes good?
>>107293207pretty heavy stuff, actuallythanks anon
>>107292818>fungus that tastes like meatUhh…we already have that? Oyster shrooms have the taste and texture of meat if prepared well, and they’re the top of the iceberg when it comes to non-portobello/white/button mushrooms. There are maitake mushrooms that are literally vegan chicken that grow on trees, and I’m not even gonna talk about the varieties of chanterelle and sac fungi that taste damn good. Why do the yee ass researchers want to use fucking CRISPR to edit some random fungus when maitake exists? Make maitake protein-packed and easier to cultivate using CRISPR and you can see it overtake chicken in the market easily without the need for any lab-grown meat replacement.Ofc, researchers coming up with the most outlandish ideas for research publication and acclaim will never get old.
>>107292818>The genetically engineered fungus that tastes like meatAll that I care about. Make it with meat taste and similar texture and I'll eat it no shits given.
>>107293351I guess, like always, money is the reason, can't really patent something existing in nature. Dunno if they've thought of your last point, but it may be too similar to the natural stuff
Didn't we already have kinda meat like fungus? Like Lion's Mane for example.
>>107292818>we've accelerated from being served figurative slop, to being served literal slop for dinner.
>>107292818incoming candida overgrowth and cancer spikes
>>107293243>without turning my blood into toxic sludgeevery company involved in food/chemical scandals with human fatalities has been proven to pay off (((scientists))) to publish fake research that supports their product>yes eating lead paint is actually healthy for you!what do you think a synthetic food corporation with zero real life data would say? even eating organic bugs would be less retarded than eating this garbage
>>107293480Some dindu tribes prove that cannibalizing your dead is relatively safe.Yes, we're comparing goyslop to eating corpses of your relatives.
what happens if you fry it, does it cause extra cancer?
I love fungi
>>107292818>meat-likeStop trying to replicate meat, it's fucking disgusting. Plenty of veggie plates are delicious without needing to mimic meat.
>>107292818eat the bugshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0
>>107292818Catgirls when.
I'd like to say that the day I see meat banned in favor of this I will take action in Minecraft, but unfortunately I know very well where this will go. Meat will slowly become more and more expensive until it's not a viable option anymore, while this will be pushed as a cheap alternative. With time, more and more people will eat this garbage.
>>107294423I will not eat acheta.
>>107292919>indoor chicken farmChrist imagine the smell
>>107294734Spot on. They learned a while back that true change can't be legislated. People have to be subtly manipulated into thinking they made the choice willingly.
>>107294789>change can't be legislateddiesel was taxed to death in USA and meat is unironically nextt. europoor who drives diesel because it is cheaper without retarded taxes :DDDD
>>107293053Soft disclosure
>>107294830California does the same with all gas. It's one thing to disincentivize through taxes and another to attempt another prohibition.
>>107294869California is gay and retarded.
>>107294734>Meat will slowly become more and more expensive until it's not a viable option anymoreyep, it's already happening>>107294752i'd eat a cheetah
>>107292818Nope>>107294768My thoughts exactly. Who the hell would be disgusting enough to do this?
>>107292818>NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP FROM YOUR COMFY OFFICE JOB AND ACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE YOU'RE A HUMAN BATTERY NEO COME LIVE IN A CAVE WITH US AND EAT GENE-EDITED FUNGI SLOP
>daily crashout about what other people choose to eat
>>107294958>Who the hell would be disgusting enough to do this?Unironically chuds who think 4chan memes are real. Literally cowering in fear from shadows of their own making. They willingly live in their own filth because of lunatic conspiracy theories
>>107294877>California is gay and retarded.Yeah it's the more European like US state, and I say that as a European.
>>107294734> Meat will slowly become more and more expensive until it's not a viable option anymoreI see meat walking around outside my window right now. If meat becomes too expensive then we will be forced to acquire it ourselves. There is an abundance of docile cattle to hunt.
>>107294990>crashoutsorry don't speak zoom zoom
>>107294998Which is weird considering they're the farthest from Europe, geographically. Even Canada makes sense being the way they are.
>>107294997Nice projection. Real Chuds like me put their chicken in a normal, muddy chicken house outside of my own house. Why reinvent the wheel ?>>107295020It probably has to do with the leftist universities.
>>107294998California even has its own GDPR
>>107294423>get ze bugs>feed them to chicken>eat ze eggsGet out fucking skilled, World Economic Forum
>>107293053> font and marketing blatantly copying Apple™
>>107294389They are trying to circumvent the perception that fungi equals meat by using the taste profiles of your tongue and made up shit like umami and they map funghi as umami taste
