>surf net since age 6 in 1996>dial up>pay by the hour>can only be online for 10 min at a time>open as many websites as possible in that time and browse them cached>digimonwelt.de was kino>sex.com>condom.com>2002>get DLS>always online>relatively fast speeds compared to dial up>kazzaa downloading eminem.exe>ruin pc>get new laptop >know not to do that again>talk to girls on MSN>meet up in my house>browse silly shit >pedophiles(females) show us their tits on cam in yahoo chatrooms>male pedos try to fuck us, get other 12 year old girl friends to flash em on cam instead>2006>limewire >downloading south park from mIRC>shazam(indian guy at high school) tells me "have you heard of /b/?">start browsing 4chinz>playing wow>alt tabbing to msg chicks on MSN in dungeons>getting pedophile in USA to show me her goth tits>2011>in college first year>no more MSN, just facebook>iPhone 3Gs>netflix becoming popular option cuz its better than TV/cable>be one of the few people with smartphone>browse 4chan at my taco measuring coop job>2016>everyones terminally online on their phones/insta>woke trash EVERYWHERE>youtube ads getting bad>2025>everyones on tiktok 24/7>depressed>world is a complete joke>fell for it again>no nudes being sent your way youre old now>your options are doomscroll or watch ad ridden streaming services even Netflix is cable now>at least you still have /g/the 2 weeks this place was down was the most empty ive ever felt we need a back up freenet or i2p version of 4chan for when this shit eventually gets shut down but itll be the end of a fucking lifetime of joyZOOMIES WILL NEVER KNOW THIS FEEL!
>>107979115>youtube ads getting bad>your options are doomscroll or watch ad ridden streaming services even Netflix is cable nowaside from you being a low iq failed normgroid with no imagination, you are also somehow a luddite retard who lived through all those years of the internet without knowing what an adblock is
>>107979133of course i use an ad blocker u fuckwit. im saying everyone else around me , girlfriends, boyfriends, parents watch fucking ads
>>107979141>luddite retard has people he supposedly cares about living with/around him whose devices he doesnt install adblock on in 2 seconds and bookmark his jellyfin url onwasted life
>>107979152>explain using firefox+ublock origin on mobile for youtube>refuse to do it>they use firesticks and watch 2 unskippable ads for a 2 min song>they are too poor to buy a computer/laptop or something else >continue using firestick
>>107979157not much to explain, you take their device, set up everything including the shortcuts on their screens, say this is youtube this is the browser and thats it, everything should be seamless except escaping tiktok product ads which dont have sponsorblock
>>107979115>world is a complete jokeHeard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci.” Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
>>107979115>freenetGood old Freenet (working uninterruptedly for over a quarter of a century already) is now called Hyphanet, while the name Freenet itself is being used for a completely unrelated new project. Let's not confuse normies more than they already are.Yes, just start a FMS board on Hyphanet and that's literally all it would take. Normies won't join, though; anonnimity and freedom scares them because glowie psyops against darknets have been rather successful overall.
>>10797911545 year old here.It doesn’t get better
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>>107979300I actually eat healthyDeleted all social media and dont watch the newsI read history and science books I play with legosAnd i play with my dogSo no
>>107979356>I play with legos>And i play with my dogkys
>>107979115>>talk to girls on MSN>>meet up in my house>>browse silly shit>>pedophiles(females) show us their tits on cam in yahoo chatrooms>>male pedos try to fuck us, get other 12 year old girl friends to flash em on cam insteadI missed out on life
Happiness is all in the mind. If you depend on external factors for happiness, you will never be truly happy.
>>107979399*starts beating u**starves u* *kills family in front of u*Whats wrong why u miserable? U dont need external factors to be happy
I remember this one yahoo chat back in 2001 or so, webcams on, 10yo boy shows up with the nastiest potty mouth ever and starts calling people all sort of things, and out of the blue some guy pulls his pants and starts stroking his shaft. Kid thinks he's being outdone so he proceeds to mimick gesture. Crazy shit.
>>107979376 Well what were you doing at 12 years old that you couldn't join ayahu chat room to do exactly what we did
>>107979426Lmao thinks hes being outdone hahahhahahahhaha>church sleepover>the guy ik charge of watching us is a fuck off doesn't care >group of 13 year old girls and boys all sneak off and run around the church>find the attic>its got couches and beds and shit>start finger bangings, dry humping, kissing, tit grabbing Was fun wish i could do it again
>>107979399I like this mindset, OP should try a different hobby
>>107979461I'm actually thinking of going 3 months offline but i use uber and online banking so iunno if i could without having like a Sunday is only day allowed for internet etc
