>on a porn site>won't let me in until i verify my age>click the button to start verifying >scan my head from multiple angles>it asks me to make like 15 different facial expressions>loads for like 8 minutes once I'm done>tab closes itself>mfwwho did i just give my face to?
Just use Tor retard
Holy mother of goy cattle...
>watching porn>willingly doing face scans Should just sudoku right now
>>108177241they should make a porn site that wont let you in unless you do a very convincing ahegao
>>108177241i didn't think people like this existed, but they do. perfect little goycattle for the jews.
>>108177292kek
>>108177241Best bait on /g/ in a while, bravo
>>108177241>who did i just give my face to?
>>108177241It took your likeness as part of its SOUL.md.
I'm so glad I only play H games to get my fix.
> >it asks me to make like 15 different facial self inflicted or u got help?? molololol
>>108177241
>>108177597that AI?
this is a ploy to build a database of faces vs their fetishes and better profile people
>>108177968thanks for not fucking sharing the name of the app asshole
>>108177970no
>>108177241Just use e621.net like a normal person.
>>108177241ID platform scamming sites by making the process buggy as possible, but still charging the site.
>>108177970no it's just a goonhitler
>>108178040>appI wanted to but you're too gay for that
>>108177241by the time I scan my head I have already lost all the hornyness in my body
>>108177292It kinde does exist https://ahegao-detector.pages.dev/ (don't ask me how I know)
>>108178172>horniness
>>108177968Firefox addon doko?
>>108177241The devil, a pornographer jew, and a scam call center jeet rolled up into one abomination of a "person" who will be blackmailing you, making fake IDs based on your likeness, and FaceTiming your wife with an AI disguise as he asks for bail money.
It works with a modified Kermit puppet too
>>108177241>porn site doesn't use yotiThat's a massive red flag for me, I'm not going to submit my face scans to anything else.Also I was able to bypass such a site just by hiding the identification nag with ublock, the video still loaded in the background.Eporner does a fake scan request and pressing F5 is enough to get pass it.Sites that implement yoti have no workarounds but yoti does anonymous verification and I already registered to it so whatever
>>108177968this is nextdns>>108178040>>108178254
>>108177241>who did i just give my face to?A shitty pornsite i'm guessing? Decent sites would never demand info like this for simple use.
>>108177241>make ahego face for camera>yea, you like that
>>108178264>bragging about which farmer branded him
>>108177241China, Russia, or Israel. Pick one.
Sex is for adults only, only pedophiles care about age checks.
>>108177241stop. watching. porn.
>>108177274You will run out of countries to tor into. Sanctions will be made against countries and companies that evade age verification.
>>108178347Seems to pose as an Adblock replacement, I’m assuming it should run alongside
>>108178264they're all supposed to be anonymous and probably all lie
>>108177241include me in the screenshot kek
>>108179745YOU stop watching on and leave me out of it
>>108177241there are many porn site clones, just use a good ad blocker
>>108177970Nah that's just Frank from Florida.
Enjoy your porn site leaks, leaked face photos, name, social security number, emails, address, everything and it's all tied to your porn account and public for everyone to see.
>>108177241Turn off your adblocks and wait to see if you start seeing yourself in those>THIS fat ugly son of a bitch is fucking hot singles and basically, you're just fucking stupidAds
>>108179776The US gov needs tor users.Llms tell me not to kill myself because my toe usage is the only thing I contribute to humanity.
How horny do you have to be to actually go through this? I'm not even one of those anti-porn types (people should give up porn, but only under their own volition) but after some point I'd just go use my imagination, or abort the plans entirely. Baffling.
>>108181937>Llms tell me not to kill myself because my toe usage is the only thing I contribute to humanity.based llms for suggesting this and based retard for doing it
>>108181965not to mention all the sites that don't require verification still...
>>108177241fucking hell anon
>>108177241Why not just grab comfyui and some stable diffusion checkpoints and loras off cvitai?You can make whatever you want with it, doesn't even have to be porn.
Gooners will do anything but cut their addiction.
>>108177241It's very strange to me that all of the responses to this are about how watching porn is bad and you shouldn't do it instead of being about how deeply Orwellian it is for the state to even attempt to regulate human sexuality.
>>108183363Execute people for buggery again.
>>108183409That's so romantic. Let's die together. <3
>>108183363>how deeply Orwellian it is for the state to even attempt to regulate human sexuality.as if it's not equally dystopian for kikes to try and get people hooked on porn. Ever read brave new world? There's more than one oppressive regime archetype.
How about you don't go on this one?
>>108183563Let people choose. It's the only way.
>>108183660People like you are the reason democracy can't work. The majority of the populace would rather be ignorant and brainrot than actually care about society. Only when your addiction of choice is under attack do you care.
>>108177241>>>scan my head from multiple anglesnigga you're doxing yourself are you retarded
>>108183983My values are free markets and individual choice. I care about society insofar as it can offer exactly that.
>>108184373Yeah, your worldview dooms you.
>>108177241>OP doesn't pirate his porn>tries to willingly go through with the face scan bullshitlol
>>108177241jews, what did you think, congrats.
>>108178241anon…
>>108184564Your entire worldview is just being a childish tradcvck who puffs his chest and scolds others to compensate for his inability to bring a bit of joy into his life without ruining himself. I'm sorry I can goon, drink, party and settle down with a nice girl and be happy while you turn into a porno addict when given free access to a computer.
>>108177241>on a porn siteImagine actually using a porn site.
>>108184713You're projecting a lot of insecurity.
>>108184737No you just have an extremely common personality in this increasingly browner corner of the internet, I've had it up to here. Pick your flavour of tradcvck: amerigoblin, latinx or oriental mystery meat
>>108177970Final molting stage of the garloid actually
>>108177241deep fake pornvids of you.
>>108185097crazy that llms are still so bad at judging things like facial expressions
>>108185106I work directly with AIWe have AI that can basically recreate reality in video/audio form.It's fucking over dude.
>>108185115Good morning, sir! I am locate in mumbai, where about you, sir?
>>108183563>bro porn is literally exactly like meth bro looking at naked people on screens makes you a retarded pedophile bro there's scientific research that proves it bro
Why are they infringing on our right to goon, bros?
>>108178241>Face detection currently doesn't work on Firefox. Please use a different browser, for example Google Chrome.
>>108185205wow you're really funny i seriously hope you don't kill yourself very soon
>>108185215You actually haven't read brave new world lmaoI bet you haven't read 1984 either for that matteryou just want to coom without feeling guilty about it and you think that if all of society says it's ok then you won't feel guilty any more
>>108185226Almost all authoritarian initiatives start with sex because it's so heavily stigmatized which makes it very easy to demonize.
>>108185244>bro porn is bad because...idk read my favorite dystopian sci-fi novels or whatever like bro you'll see
>>108185244>you just want to coom without feeling guilty about itLiterally unironically sincerely genuinely unequivocally yes. I already don't feel guilty about it. I'm more just annoyed that people are getting in my way.
>>108185252because it's addictive and causes hormonal changes that are detrimental unless you're with a woman (it's why, for example, both straight coomers and fags can be identified immediately by most people. Phermones.)>>108185268You're a shame to the rest of us. Why are you still replying to me if you already "don't feel ashamed"? It's not like this is an argument where dropping it would be seen as admitting defeat. You simply are ashamed of it and too insecure and addicted to fight against it.
>>108185288>because it's addictive and causes hormonal changes that are detrimental unless you're with a woman (it's why, for example, both straight coomers and fags can be identified immediately by most people. Phermones.)r/nofap has ruined a generation of men.
You might as well pay for the porn too while you're at it.
>>108185319Are you trying to imply that it isn't true?
>>108185288>Why are you still replying to me if you already "don't feel ashamed"?That doesn't make any sense. Why would whether or not I reply to your posts be predicated on whether or not I feel ashamed about masturbating? I genuinely do not feel any trace of shame about masturbating or consuming pornography, and I don't see a reason anyone should.
>>108185333very little of what you said is true. you can get addicted to porn but it's not inherently addictive in the way you think it is, and porn addiction doesn't like like what you think it looks like. everything else you said was just demonstrably false.
>>108177241>who did i just give my face to?A jeet
>>108185356>doesn't like likedoesn't look like*
>>108183983>The majority of the populace would rather be ignorant and brainrot than actually care about societySounds good to me ngl.
>>108183563You must be ecstatic then that jews are trying to get rid of porn through online censorship, digital id, age verification or other bans. Plenty of places you'd claim are controlled by jews are pushing for precisely that.>>108183983Democracy doesn't work because mobs of people like to band together to remove everybody's freedom. There must be mechanisms in place to always prevent that.
>>108186861>that jews are trying to get rid of pornnigger jews own every fucking porn site, stop lying so readily
>>108185215>implying (((research))) will ever warn you against the poison they themselves serve you
>>108185356
>>108177241Just download porn from old forums, i've yet to see age verification for that sort of thing.
>>108188314Are you trying to sound like a Christcuck?
>>108188314i'm not nearly port-addicted to understand this picture
>>108187219>he fell for the meme
>>108188283>implying (((logic))) and (((critical thinking))) will ever lead you toward conclusions that don't conflate with my innate confirmation biases
>>108178081this
>>>/s/
>>108177241I just use a VPN to detroit and enjoy my spankbang. It's like pornhub before they deleted everything
>>108191024>spankbangThey've also deleted like half of the videos.
>>108177241Maybe go get pussy
>>108178241lmao, can't try it on firefox tho sad
>>108177241thank you for your training data and the rights to your likeness
>>108177241So you uploaded just enough data to train a LoRA and make AI port using your face?Interesting...
>>108177241Unironically generate your own porn locally with AI, why would you bend the knee like that? >But GPUs are expensive And it's gonna get worse, hurry
>>108177241just use reddit at this point
>>108177241>open the first video>the girl has my face
>>108177241>face scan for porn lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
you have free porn here on 4chud you coomer
>>108190090>I promise kikes don't own all the porn sites goy- I mean uh, anon.
>>108191485Yeah cause you got fucked.
