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>be me
>work in IT
>there is this Retarded Bitch
>Retarded Bitch is a new worker who started lask week and she seems absolutely clueless
>not just about the job but about everything thats happening around her
>last week i gave her her laptop, docking station and all that stuff, logged her in yadda yadda yadda
>she said she was sharing a desk with some other girl
>lets call this desk Desk 1
>it was very dubious to me because such things always cause problems in this company but eh
>she also has a lgbt and blm wristwatch and is turbo leftist
>ffw to today
>get teams message from Retarded Bitch
>"hi anon, the mouse and keyboard arent working"
>ask her if the usb dongle is plugged into her laptop
>"yeah uhh it seems its not, because last time i was sitting at a different desk and i dont see it at this one. i took it."
>what
>she changed desks?
>here we go with this bullshit
>ask her where did she take the dongle, because it has to be plugged in in order for the keyboard and mouse to work
>"i didnt take it"
>fucking what
>"maybe this girl that im sharing a desk with took it, i dont know"
>"its at the desk at which someone is sitting right now"
>???????????????
>what the shit
>take a walk to her room
>her room is a spacious room with 4 desks
>there is some dude sitting at Desk 1 at which i expected to see the Retarded Bitch
>Retarded Bitch instead moved from Desk 1 to another desk
>she literally just took the laptop and plugged it into a monitor at some other desk
>mfw she left the docking station with the usb dongle plugged in at Desk 1
>mfw she is now wondering why the keyboard and mouse arent working
>mfw all this unnecessary confusion was caused by her inconceivable retardation about the fucking dongle

i wonder how someone with such ample space in their head gets through life and doesnt get killed by pigeons on their way to work. i hate working in IT. its always people like this i have to deal with :(